75% OF THE COUNTRY IS CURRENTLY IS MAXIMAL HEAT WAVE ALERT TOMORROW49/101 DEPARTMENTS IN RED ALERT40/101 DEPARTMENTS IN ORANGE ALERT12/101 DEPARTMENTS IN YELLOW ALERT0 DEPARTMENTS IS SAFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1cxLMt5nE
Just stay indoors and run your fan/ac
why no AC doe?
france is hotter than algeria right now
>>222507793oh no it's RED? THAT MEANS DEATH!its hot in the summer? IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>222507832The fan barely does anything tb h
>>222507863Yet all your boys are in FranceCurious
>>222507793And what of the vegetable gardeners, how are you coping in this coming heatwave?
In the future yurop will finance the construction of massive underground cooling bunkers where you have to go from 1pm to 7pm on these kind of days and you'll hang out down there and relax and read comic books[spoiler]Or the government will do nothing and quietly appreciate having some olds off the welfare[/spoiler]
QUICK! WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
>>222507905Start blowing in the general direction of France.
>>222507891we yearn for la canicule
>>222507923*turns my hairdryer on and points it towards provence*
>>222507968
French people right now:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782066414268435.webm
>>222507842Think about the planet.
>>222507793Kill yourself, schizo. Nobody likes you.
>>222507793>Climate change is a ho-ack
>>222507793Moi je m'en branle qu'il fasse chaud mais on peut éventuellement utiliser ce fil comme un nouveau /fr/
>>222507832I have to go to work. No AC at my work.
>>222507793
TBD
>>222507968wtf is wrong with you
>>222508300cringe that makes you boil from the inside
>>222508300Pidors and persians whenever they see an airplane full of their own civilians
AMOC is going to collapse eventually so you'll have cooler temperatures
>>222507793>Timmies go on lockdown if it's hotter than 40°C
>>222508283>workFrance has truly fallen
>>222508479we really do
>>222507793ALEX PATPO PIROMANE INCALLITO FRANCIA
globalists going for anti nucleaar france sentiment
>>222508479People litteraly die because of the heat.
>>222507793what do the alerts mean?
>>222508283put ice in your anusthe bloodflow will cool your whole body
>>222508817Green: no particular concerns.Yellow: minor concerns, attention required for inhabitantsOrange: major concern, citizens living in such area must follow the news and act accordingly to orders.Red: Maximal national alert: Natural disaster incoming. Police or Gendarmerie and firemen are expected to be massively deployed in such territories. citizen MUST seek shelter, regarding the type of disaster deployed.
>>222507793climate change is not real doe
>>222507890AC is working pretty good though
TBDTBDTBD
>>222507793J'envoie des vibes froid
>>222509194>redDoes this mean French people must stay indoors with AC?
>>222511127the order hasn't been given yet, but i think fragile people (elders, pregnant women and children) will be forcced to
