zutthole status?
>>222507957Poggers
>>222507957>>222507985https://zutted.com/
>>222507957Already debunked and also jewish Notice that they never mocked muslims for flaying their penises like jews
>>222508402>Always a LATAM flag in these threads defending Islam while knowing nothing (0) about Islam, the Quran, hadiths, sirah, Mohammed, the sa7aba, etcWhat gives? Did orientalist propaganda about le hecking Wakanda Andalus rape your minds?
>>222508402The worst part about the Zutt encounter was that they were uncircumcisedBy allah, how could this happen? How could uncircumcised penises enter the prophet?
>>222508371>its a real websitevery bare bones tho. we have so much zutt art. Admin should add them all to the website
>>222508635For context:>Koko the gorilla’s IQ was estimated to be between 70 and 90 on standardized human intelligence scales, such as the Stanford-Binet, which she was tested on in the 1970s and 1980s. For context, the average human IQ is 100
>>222508674Allah bros...
>>222508635Not defending them, I'm attacking jews >>222508774Nice source.
So if this is read during a mass or whatever they call it, what is supposed to be the lesson in this, what is the listener getting out of this?
>>222509037seek out the most feral zutt and ride him all night in a frilly lingerie to protect your gay side twink
>>222508876>Lives 10,000KM away from Israel on the other side of the planet in a ramshackle favela>"Da joooos are trying to destroy the Ummah ya ikhwan">"We must defend the Sunnah o algo"
>>222509077This makes sense
>>222509111Kek, why everyone post this specific pic don’t notice there are a Gigachad saying it?
"I used to wash the traces of Janaba (semen) from the clothes of the Prophet (ﷺ) and he used to go for prayers while traces of water were still on it (water spots were still visible)."In Islamic jurisprudence, these traditions established the consensus among scholars that semen is inherently pure (tahir), unlike other bodily excretions.
So how come they throw gays off of buildings if their holiest prophet was a BBC cumdump that walked around covered in semen? I don't get it.
>>222508635The islamic trad-crusaders have been manned. The west shall rise. Billions will be uplifted from the darkness, through the light of God.
>>222507957being gangraped in the desert is a part of any prophets journey.
>>222509037They won't read it
>>222509111
>>222509037It's a hadith, they base their legal criteria around it. To make it very simple Mohammad is a perfect man, so they study his life to make everyone perfect through his example. So scholars collect transmitted sources and form sharia around that. Now do Muslims read the hadiths? No basically only legal scholars do. Do Muslims even read the Quran? No, their imam is supposed to interpret it for them.
>>222509648>HIV incarnateYikes that's a nasty whore>>222510297>Now do Muslims read the hadiths? No basically only legal scholars do. Do Muslims even read the Quran? No, their imam is supposed to interpret it for them.Such profound wisdom as expected from a mutt
>>222510297The imams are probably doing the BBC gangbangs on the down low just to make sure they get to faggot heaven
>>222509111You're jewish
>>222510786Feel free to correct me and dispel that wicked mutt propaganda against such a wholesome religion as Islam. I've had more people tell me about my country than the other way around this meme never made sense to me.
>>222510841You are a literal monkey person
>>222510876Polish slavic squatter
>>222510876Hey we use the term macacas and it's playful and positive
>>222510841Yes I'm a Hasidic ultrajew with the blonde side locks and tzitzim (pun intended)and everything. I'm also a winged Pegasus on weekends.>>222510848All Muslims are expected to read the hadiths because they're a core part of Islam and no less important than the Quran. Hadiths are quoted nearly as often as the Quran even in daily conversation and all serious Muslims have read at least Sahih Bukhari & Muslim in addition to memorizing the Quran. Normalfag Muslims and zindiq half-kuffar don't apply to this rule. It is absolutely not limited to just scholars and every single Muslim is supposed to read the Quran regularly, preferably daily not "have their imam interpret it for them".
>>222510976Ok than how is the Zutt BBC gangbang interpreted or the fact that Aisha said the prophet's clothes were covered in semen?
>>222511006>ZutteningVery few get to hear about it because it's buried deep in Ahmad Ibn Hanbal's collection (biggest Hadith collection iirc) and it's one of the two dozen-ish collections that Sunnis like. The ones that hear about it keep shut out of fear that the crusaders or joooooos will humiliate the Ummah with it and just accept the whole "rode means surrounded" meme. Very bad idea to ask the local sheikh what it means btw if he decides you're saying Mohammed got raped you're dead>AishaNot the worst thing that's been narrated by her. Not by far. Muslims can't think about it too much and the implications of Mohammed being a filthy unwashed illiterate coomer warlord bedouinigger without incurring Allah's permanent wrath and an eternity in niggerhell so they don't. The ones that do either copemaxx or secretly apostasize but apostasy carries the death penalty thus creating a prisoner's dilemma where more and more Muslims become familiar with the more obscure parts of the Sunnah but can't say anything without being accused of atheism/being agents of the crusaders/jews so they stfu and life goes on as normal.
>>222511168Why not just collectively determine thet either mohammed is not perfect or that homosexuality is actually acceptable. Gemini said semen is not impure so what's the issue?
>>222511268>Mohammed is not perfect>"Indeed, in the Messenger of Allah you have an excellent example (uswatun hasanah) for whoever has hope in Allah and the Last Day, and remembers Allah often." (Ahzab:21)Mohammed's actions post-revelation are supposed to all have been monitored by Allah specifically to make him the ultimate role model for all Muslims and all of humanity as befits the last and final prophet. Can't admit he was wrong in fucking children, making out with his grandson, owning and raping concubines, etc without denying the Quran and all of the Sunnah. Even if you go the Quranist path and try to reinterpret "excellent example" as just "really nice but not infallible" you still can't make a religion out of just the Quran because its content is very limited and mostly repetitive. You need hadiths or you don't have a religion.>homosexuality is acceptableDo you want to die?
>>222511168You forgot to tell your student how the narrations in the hadith corpus are graded, before they're compiled into collections.
>>222511393Why is homosexuality even supposed to be this ultimate evil in Islam? It makes no sense to make a religion obsess over the evil of gay sex when the central figure is a giant faggot. Just become liberal.
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>>222508371add more shit
>>222511168>Very bad idea to ask the sheikh what it meansSo if you have questions about what a hadith means due to vague wording they can just kill you for implied apostasy? It's not like the average person can read classical Arabic, you should be able to ask semantic questions because everything is so ludicrously vague in these. Even without the rape, it's supposed to be an account of his life and some passages have references to magical entities like jinn. I swear I've read one about Mohammad riding a flying horse to meet Moses and Jesus. Even apart from the random kink like describing how Mohammad could satisfy all of his nine wives, how do these people sort the fantasy from the hadiths into a coherent legal system?
>>222511393> making out with his grandsonfuck allah but wtf is that?
>>222511453gay sex is the purest form of love
>>222511479>Mohammad riding a flying horse to meet Moses and Jesus.It wasn't a horse it was a winged half she-mule half-horse. And he rode it from Meccah to Jerusalem and then ascended a ladder to Heaven to meet with Allah to negotiate the number of prayers the Ummah would be obligated to preform from 50 prayers down to 5. Moses instructed Mohammed to go back and reduce it to just one but Mohammed had faith that his Ummah would be strong enough to endure it and got shy before Allah so he came down to earth with just 5. Coincidentally the Zoroastrians had the exact same prayer number and timing but surely it's just a remnant of Abraham's OG Islam.>how do these people sort the fantasy from the hadiths into a coherent legal system?There is no fantasy. The hadith says he fucked all 9 in one night so legally according to the fiqh you may now fuck all of your wives on the same night or none if you want. If a winged donkey is sent to you by Allah you may ride it because the prophet did it too. End of story.
>>222511455I meant teach them in-depth about the epistemic criteria of gradation of the hadith corpus. Not vague appeals to their misplaced sensibilities.I'm sure if it comes from your mouth, they'll scatter with their tail betweth their legs.
>>222511562Enjoy <3Sources:https://hadithunlocked.com/ahmad:16848https://hadithunlocked.com/hakim:4820https://hadithunlocked.com/hakim:4791https://dorar.net/hadith/search?q=%D9%8A%D9%8E%D9%85%D9%8F%D8%B5%D9%8F%D9%91+%D9%84%D9%90%D8%B3%D9%8E%D8%A7%D9%86%D9%8E%D9%87%D9%8F&searchType=word&st=w&optional_phrase1=&optional_phrase2=&optional_phrase3=&optional_phrase4=&test=1&xclude=&rawi%5B%5D=#specialist>>222511585كفاية يا خول بدل منطلق عليك سوداني يحفرك
>>222511635>epistemic criteria of gradation of the hadith corpus.Lad the prophet was literally an illiterate Bedouin why are you pretending like Islamic theology is quantum physics with fancy ass terms when you've seen what the hadiths are like?
>>222511621>Coincidentally the Zoroastrians had the exact same prayer number and timing but surely it's just a remnant of Abraham's OG Islam.Much of the break between Islam in its modern form and the supposed golden age was due to an esoteric Sufi elite taking over the spiritual lineage of the religion in the form of Tasawwuf. Is there more to this overlap between Zoroastrians and Islam, the Safavid Empire that predated the Ottomans was also Sufi. Are there deeper levels to this? I looked up that buraq thing you mentioned and it's some ancient Babylonian symbol.
So basically Islam spreads by being too long to read the whole thing and by the time you do you've already accepted that if you quit you die. Must be real, sign me up.
>>222511794>Are there deeper levels to this?Idk and i honestly don't care enough to research where that bedouin nigger got his syncretic clusterfuck from. I've never read Islamic history and have 0 interest in doing so because Muslim historians (especially primary sources) have an extremely irritating habit of lying/hugely exaggerating to pretend to have supreme divine favor and any revisionism to reach a more accurate account will make muzzies (and libshits who love them and own western academia) extremely butthurt because Muslim conquests are sign as one of the primary sources of proof for Islam being specially chosen by Allah. Good fucking luck getting any accurate numbers about the Rashidun or Mohammed's exploits because any attempt at serious historical work instantly gets shot down by butthurt muzzies and cuck orientalist fetishists
>>222507957Dumb ass "meme"
>>222512004No mister. Islam has Primordial Truth which exceeds all other truths. One of the only decent things that sand ape figured out was that a sword over your neck is the most potent argument of all and triumphs over all logic and reason. 2 billion people genuine believe this btw. Humans are niggers.
>>222512085go back
>>222511621>Quran because its content is very limited and mostly repetitiveBut I feel this is more of a personal shortcoming of the reader. I've even posted chapters here and on /his/, and have rarely gotten a satisfactory exegesis from the posters, that do the passages justice. For example, chapter 100, of the steeds. There's a forced and abrupt perspective shift (iltifat) and semantic layering with the battlefield which makes the scope of interpretation much richer.
>>222512118Why don't we get smart people like you here and instead get all the durka durka subhumans
>>222511749>you've seen what the hadiths are like?I'm quite fond of the few I've read.Like this one from Sahih Muslim, it's a Qudsi Hadith.O My servants, I have forbidden oppression for Myself and have made it forbidden amongst you, so do not oppress one another. O My servants, all of you are astray except for those I have guided, so seek guidance of Me and I shall guide you, O My servants, all of you are hungry except for those I have fed, so seek food of Me and I shall feed you. O My servants, all of you are naked except for those I have clothed, so seek clothing of Me and I shall clothe you. O My servants, you sin by night and by day, and I forgive all sins, so seek forgiveness of Me and I shall forgive you. O My servants, you will not attain harming Me so as to harm Me, and will not attain benefitting Me so as to benefit Me. O My servants, were the first of you and the last of you, the human of you and the jinn of you to be as pious as the most pious heart of any one man of you, that would not increase My kingdom in anything. O My servants, were the first of you and the last of you, the human of you and the jinn of you to be as wicked as the most wicked heart of any one man of you, that would not decrease My kingdom in anything. O My servants, were the first of you and the last of you, the human of you and the jinn of you to rise up in one place and make a request of Me, and were I to give everyone what he requested, that would not decrease what I have, any more that a needle decreases the sea if put into it.O My servants, it is but your deeds that I reckon up for you and then recompense you for.
>>222512142>iltifatPakis and Mujeets make my cortisol spike every time they do this but it's still funny. Also your chapter is complete ass and gets brutally mogged by any Imra' Al-Qais poetry about slamming vodka shots, doing murder, and raping foids as Allah intended or any Abu Nuwas poetry about buttsex with cute pink Slavic boyslaves>>222512189I'll definitely got shot or hung from a lamppost and lynched if i get ever get doxxed on here tho :/>>222512250>he's seething and posting generic slop walls of textAh it's over i think
zussy: stretched
>>222512358Come back to /med/ once in a while
>>222512358>he's seethingWhat? you know me well enough by now>iltifatI don't throw arabic words randomly, but that is actually what it's called. It's a well acknowled element of semitic writing, atleast in the interest of academics. That's why it made you chuckle. >brutally mogged by XThat is an irrelevant tangent to the finer point I was making.
>>222508635brazil has 20 million arabs
>>222512362It's muhassy that's stretched by BZC albeithoughever
Someone pointed out that the tale of Mohammed splitting the moon might be an analogy for Mohammed getting his cheeks blasted open
>>222512358But as for poetry I don't interest in arabic poetry. I'm quite fond of persian and urdu poetry howeverbiet.
>>222512477The Quran and its "beauty" is supposed to be Mohammed's miracle but if you're literate in Arabic you can go read Abu Nuwas describing the latest cute twinks on the slave markets and it's just as good if not better than the Quran. The Jahilliyah's poets all had some banger lines because pre-islamic Arabia was hardcore AF and all of them mog Momo's merchant 7adiri clittycel leaking to hell and back>>222512521Almost all of them Maronites and basically all of them have lost their culture and turned into generic Macacos already
>>222512924saj' rhythmic prose if i vaguely recall. But for my interest, plain old english; like the marmaduke pickthall was pretty good. >If you're literate in ArabicI'm not and it's a foolish endeavour to learn arabic just to read some poetry. I got better use for my time.>it's just as good if not betterPerhaps, though I still take it as an implicit admission that you, albiet begrudgingly, think there may be something to the book.
>>222512569Claiming it's a mozussy implies that he owns his ass.
>>222508635It's never MENA or Balkan flags defending Islam. It's always SEA, Indians, or diaspora
>>222510976>preferably daily not "have their imam interpret it for them".He's probably talking about shias The Ismailis still have a working imam
>>222515216Not the guy you responded toThats actually pretty crazy, what causes non eastoids to defend islam while native eastoids who speak english hate the religion to its core
>>222515273Aren't MENA really religous THOUGH?
>>222510976If all muslims read hadiths why don't they know about zutts?
>>222508635It's very obviously a Muzzrat
>>222508774>Lynn and VanhanenLmao
>>222515291Thats why i said "eastoids who speak english" anyone with proper education leaves islam unless he has issues
>>222508402Cope. Even Whabbi Bugho admitted Momo got zutted
