Well i don't like it that a canadian made it but i'm not posting in a mexican thread so i guess this is it

>>222519196
That is very kind of you fren

>>222519206
This Zoomfag lost all fucking credibility. He’s so high up on his horse, standing on a soapbox lecturing everyone about how the world is supposed to work, yet he can’t even answer a simple driving test question. Who the fuck do you think you are, motherfucker? Lower the tone!!! FUCK A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted it again award

>>222519206
This is how you fix a fucking pool.
Step number one: You hire shitty-ass contractors who have never even built a fucking pool in the first place to do your shitty-ass job, then blow 14 million bucks straight out the fucking window.
Step number two: You paint the pool with the shittiest paint available just to cut costs.
Step number three: Your pool gets swamped with algae in a matter of fucking days.
Step number four: You dump algaecide in the pool to kill the algae.
Step number five: The algaecide ruins the shitty paint, and the paint starts peeling off because it’s complete garbage.
Step number six: You arrest a bunch of people who just dipped their toes in the water and claim they vandalized the pool as your sales pitch to renovate it yet again.
Step number seven: You have to drain the pool and waste another six or seven million bucks doing what you already fucking did.
Step number eight: You hire another fucking contractor to oversee the pool’s maintenance with vacuum pumps and strainers, and have a nano-bubble system installed to kill the algae.

Goon session with the kfc fleshlight and the new cock ring went fantastic

Gay boys asleep

odds i goon and go to bed after
evens i fap and then take an 8 hour nap
dubs i stay up all night jerking off until i pass out

Europeans are seething because other Europeans said nice things about America. What is their problem? Why can't they just be happy?

>general complains about lack of Mexicans
>refuse to use Mexican news when they post them
Funny how that works

The underside of my toilet seat is splattered w/ diarrhea lol

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why won't canadians stop photobombing me and my bitch? seriously

>>222519337
This is what zoomzoom voted for this is what /cum/ voted for you can all fuck a duck in the ass for all I fucking care you duck fucking dumbasses

>>222519399
Nasty bit-

>Zoom Zoom seething about people not using the new he wanted
Some things never change

>>222519337
maybe you should get an indoor pool, mister

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Umm

>>222519451
>Hey! You know John Travolta has a huge forehead and wants to throw your soul into a volcano?

Whats so interesting about our butts why are ayys so obsessed with them

>>222519451
Hello Tom
>>222519446
I just don't get why you guys are so obsessed with jerking off your own even when somebody bakes before you. I don't get why you're hellbent on splitting every general.
I also don't get why you hate Mexican posters given they're the /m/ in /cum/

>>222519528
I will live just to spite you and go full Cotton Hill.

>>222519394
Listen, you dumb fucking dumbass. You complain about the Brazilification of the United States, but let me tell you something: I was stranded at Chicago O’Hare Airport for literally 12 fucking hours because of a flight delay due to a mechanical problem. I honestly thought I wasn’t even going to be able to board the flight.
The biggest problem was that they kept changing the departure time literally every hour on the hour because they couldn’t give a single reasonable estimate for when they’d have the issue sorted out. I was literally standing there waiting for my fucking food in the airport restaurant, which I had already paid for, when they announced the flight was finally departing. So I didn’t get to eat, and instead had to sprint across terminal after terminal just to find out they were still working on the problem and the boarding call was complete bullshit.
When I finally boarded the fucking flight at literally 9 o’clock at night (mind you, I had gotten there at 9 in the morning sharp), the pilot said he wouldn’t do overtime and quit on the fucking spot, I kid you the fuck not. American Airlines had to scramble and call in another pilot. By that point, I’d had enough. I said I wasn’t boarding because I wasn’t about to sit on that shitty-ass cramped plane for another three fucking hours and then wait two more fucking hours for a domestic flight.
The flight attendant or whatever the fuck she was called, some Hispanic woman overseeing the whole mess, treated me like utter crap and handed me a literal slip of paper so I could go bitch at American Airlines. Then I had to waste two hundred fucking bucks on a cab to get to Chicago’s downtown Loop, plus even more money on a hotel.
My dad called the company the next day demanding a full refund, and they only refunded the flight.
We’re already living in Brazil, motherfucker and this has never happened to me in actual Brazil. So honestly, fuck you!!!

rebel wilson got me again

How about Gay Fieri

last post, what do you call an Italian-American wizarding school? STUGOTTS!

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>>222519236
>posted it again award

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>>222519236
>>posted it again award

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>>222519236
>>>posted it again award

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>>222519504
Hello there Zoom

Been raining two weeks straight
Crazy weather this year

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>>222519236
>>>>>>>>>posted it again award

Just tossed and turned in bed for 5 hours without sleeping for a second. My Monday is already fucked. Great way to start my week. I hate my life so much I could puke.

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who's going to Stuttgart trapcon 26??

>>222519784
>the nigga in white in the middle dying of cringe

>>222519784
Third from left in brown jacket is doable.

>>222519831
if you have zero standards, but I suppose that's the case for most fags

>>222519784
They all look so similar I can't tell who is zoomfag here so who is it

>>222519784
Only one that looks good is the asian.
>that big ass one standing away from the rest
i wonder if he even talked to the others

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>>222519831

>>222519775
Just tossed your mom’s salad

bedbugs and pinworms making sure I dont go to sleep alone :3

>>222519960
can't they go away?

>>222519979
no they rely on me

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why are zoomers so scared of pissin lolol

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I know you cumtards bein ethical incels, right?

>>222520420
This is just truecel when you think about it

I don’t fell good

Ultimately I’ll never make it as a career man. The stress and anxiety of it is too much for me. The time is just obscene. 40 hours a week. 50 hours a week. Fuuuuuuckk. I admire people who can make it go. But I’m gonna burn out and crash eventually, I can feel it. There’s just no relief. I can’t sleep at night.

oh no 8 hour shifts
I'm going craaAaAaZyy

>>222520722
I know, I know. Everyone else does it. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Sir Keir Resigner

I wish I could have sex with my farts

>>222520900
nothing is stopping you

Sir Andy Bummer

Amogus sus

think I'm gonna be cheeky and pop my adderall pre-workout instead of after like usual

>>222521090
that'll make mustard gas you retart

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>>222519175
Germ thrash is goat

If you owned slaves would you buck break?

On the inside I’m still just a scared little boy lol

adderall has been popped
think I will once again try benching with no rack against my better judgement

anyone here live in an apartment without a toilet?
I'm looking for layouts

How mad would you be if you farted so hard your dick exploded?

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Kino picture

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breakfast

>>222519566
Brazil isn't even that bad of a country. One of the better developing countries.

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Grok, is this true?

saw three raccoons, out and about, in the cloudy morning
never seen such a thing

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This is the only CD I could find to play in the car and it's getting old after 20 listens
A man can only handle so much polka even if it is dedicated to farts

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>>222521597
Doctors do it

So many dumb ways to die

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That's pretty based ngl

The race wich rules today will have its children put into slavery tomorrow, as that other race was itself put in chains by a dead one yesterday. The fates of men is to swim from one pleasure to another untill death, wich devours him all the same. What is there, but to be content?
Why attach your hopes to all these things that will crumble and fail? The laurels are not on your head, or maybe they are, or maybe they'll be removed from it, or maybe removed will be your head. Triumph and failure will ultimately depend not on your efforts and strength, but on an unjust world you cannot ultimately control. Why build your morals upon it, then?

In the kingdom of heaven the billionaire will not enter, and the rich man will be a servant to the slave

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You know there is some benefits to being ugly/socially awkward/socially ungraceful. I remember for years I used to go to bars, night clubs, etc with a group of my brothers and their friends, but the thing is the bartender and everyone else there preferred to ignore my existence. As a result, a solid 75% of the time they never even remembered to have me pay my tab. Seriously I would keep trying to get their attention to hand me my bill and they'd keep ignoring me I guess because they didn't want to acknowledge me, they'd keep talking to other people and avoid looking my way or would walk away instead. Eventually I said fuck it, I'm just not gonna say anything else, and majority of the I'd end up leaving without ever paying. Over the years I probably had over a thousand dollars of free drinks.

Don’t end up broke. Don’t end up alone

>>222525524
i saw that tweet too

The ancient iringa believed that the way you died and not the way you lived determined your afterlife. Hence why their society revolved around the taking of captives for human sacrifice. If you were marked and killed at the apotheion, your soul was sent to serve the hosts of king irran on his war against the Eskydra gods. Hence this eternal slave revolt the iringa fought first against the Eskydra and later huipala was seen as the physical manifestation of the war of the Gods. To crown another king whilst irra was still king in the afterlife, was treason against their god. Hence, also, they were governed by oligarchic city-states

>>222525408
Maybe they enjoy your company and like you for who you are, and you're reading into this all the worst way possible.
Maybe they're like "Anon is a cool guy, we just wish other people could see it too - let's take him out and see if we can get him laid".

>>222525607
This ancient religion did not see foreign gods as false as the Kabardanic ones would later do. Deities from other religions, particularly those associated with prosperity, harvest, and virility were seen as "allied" to irin

>>222525662
*Irran
Irran not irin. Or maybe yeah, irran is the proper name

>>222525538
Ok

>>222525699
thanks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdnC0C2rn0

>>222525662
The Eskydra believed that witnessing, touching or eating things related to violence and death would pollute your soul in such a way you needed to carry out purification rituals. The iringa fought carrying a banner depicting irra in the way he was executed, tied to two poles, his skin being ripped from the scalp upwards by two oxen pulling at hooks. The iringa city-states might occasionally war and squabble over hegemony, but whenever their armies were united under a hegemon, this banner would be the one to lead them, and loss of it was a humiliation further wars would be waged over the five centuries of war with the huipala empire

>>222526076
>from the scalp upwards
From the scalp downwards*

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>>222525607
>>222525662
>>222525691
>>222526076
>>222526107

>>222523879
I'd like to snack on those when I worked at wally world, basically the adult version of lunchables.

I need a Mexican baddie pronto

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>>222526159
Imagine that woman was the one who wrote a story about slaves carrying the flayed face of their founder on an eternal war instead of a 4chan incel

That would be such a reddit quirk chungus kind of bullshit

so much weird cuckold posting around this world cup i knew this fairy ball shit was for cornoots

>>222526506
Amercopium

What would you do if a sponge came out of my body for you?

Anyone here got that image of the head where he says society is collapsing or smth similar and in his head it says something along the lines of mylife sucks

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if I were a less moral person I could be doing credit card fraud and living lavishly right now
instead I wagecvck while negroes and wiggers steal millions and get a slap on the wrist
I svffer for my honesty

elote-flavored pringles

internet has died

Remember that it’s OK to take a mental health day! :D

hello

>>222527004
Jump scare when you see it

>>222527034
I shit brix

>>222527011
hello my baby hello my ragtime gal

>>222527100
That's my favourite tom and jerry song

>>222527100
hows it going?

I accidentally asked the mayor if I could tittyfuck his balls :/

>>222527145
alright. just chilling on the computer

Hello my baby hello my darling hello my fagtime paaaaaaal

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saw this on /sp/, very good OP image potential

big day for the world cup

>>222527306
why? whats going on?

Dogberg

dealing with our healthcare system makes me want to kill myself

>>222527565
kill a healthcare ceo instead
you'll have fangirls mailing you panties in prison and e-fucking you on a hooped cellphone

>>222526479
>pic
Are you doing some worldbuilding/writing?

>>222527385
i dont think i can ever adopt dogbergstein because im incapable of caring for myself

Can I sniff your armpits?

Long story short, it's over

been getting into communism lately.

Been getting into lolcow documentaries lately

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it never even began for me

Norwegian citizen, born in Norway, living in India

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>>222527604
Did you think i was just schizo rambling for no reason

>>222527929
is he/she ethnically indian?

So on the 4th are we all torching bong flags?

>>222528058
We're better than that

Morning /cum/ is such low effort garbage posting it's unreal.

>>222528130
Well FK is usually here at that time so it's not surprising

Girl did text me back and now we're planning a date so all I gotta say is thank god I vent my frustrations on an anonymous internet forum and not outside of it

>>222528251
good luck

There was a group of cats patrolling around my home. My pet cat he got outside and they jumped him in a 3v1. Every time he tried returning home they'd run and attack him to push him away. They are very territorial creatures so it's a huge issue whenever he gets outside, they see him as an invader.

>>222528271
Damn your cat sounds like a pussy

>>222526753
your reward is in heaven or sumthin

Finished my covfefe
My breakfast was the usual overnight oats with chia seeds, flax seeds, wheat germ and milk

Say whatever you want about our flag but that leaf is iconic

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>>222528471

>>222528471
cringe corporate flag design made up by some gay bureaucrat boomers. perfect representation of the modern dystopia in which we suffer.

>>222528303
It's not his fault. He was just roaming da streets and a group of h*mans snatched him up, injected him with a bunch of Jewish vaccines, and snibbed his benis because amerigolems are pathologically obsessed with using surgical tools on testicles. He can't generate testosterone anymore probably because of that. Really some fucked up shit when you think about it

i’m a seriously ugly individual. at least i have my grotesque off putting personality to make up for it

>>222528130
Do the sneedful

Call me irresponsible

anyone else just fantasizing? i feel pathetic

I just watch a pregnant woman get tazed

>>222528685
i feel shame of what i fantasize about

I'm not so much "ugly" as I am "disgustingly repulsive to man and beast "

so you think you can tell heaven from hell...

>>222528728
i fantasize about the imaginary gf

>>222519337
step minus 2: let various brown poops play in the pool, damaging things and making it filthy
step minus 1: pay some libshit to destroy public propterty
step zero: start and astroturf campaign about how this pool is the most important story in the world.

>>222528728
At least you can still feel shame unlike rags and troons

I like animals, but not niggers.
why is that?

>>222528640
if you were a villain what would be your main objectives and beliefs?

>>222528611
damn. it's crazy how uninteresting you are.

Headphones or earbuds

Anyone got great clips coupon for NJ? I don't want to shell out $30 for a basic fade

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If you aren't jewish or muslim, why are you circumcised?

guys who have big dicks probably have great lives

>>222529066
mine is 3 inches long

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>>222528447
me?

i make me oats in water

traditional scotch way innit

none of diss milk nonsensr

>>222529066
Im a grower not a shower and ergo my life has big ups and downs

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>>222528471
nah its like you let a child design your flag in some sort of school competition. and they chose a fuggin leaf. for no reason. maybe dey were inspired by a schooll trip to the park the day before collecting dry leafs in autumn and making collages, like i remember we did in primary school

My life has had terrible RNG and at this point I can only hope to respawn with better stats in a better starting class

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>>222528418
I'm not even religious I just can't reconcile doing bad things to innocent people

should have kept the old red ensign flag, more dignified

which tf2 class has the biggest dick? I think Engineer

RIP Andy Hallett. He the only tolerable fag

>>>/g/109092458

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I HATE the sun!

>>222529066
My life still sucks, there is no hope for anybody

I just want to sleep all the time

>>222519196
>i'm not posting in a mexican thread
Mexico is just as much of a member of /cum/ as Canada is, though.

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>>222529264
Europe is a bit hot this week. Pic related is London. I put it in Fahrenheit so you'd understand. In Paris it's even hotter, being at least 100 F for the next four days.

>>222528914
tying women to train tracks

>>222529475
First off as much as I hate Canada that's disrespectful to Canada

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Once you go WALLOON you'll come back SOON

without mexico, there is no /cum/, sad to say

took 100mg of zinc and my mouth tastes like metal

>>222529687
*Heavy Midwestern accent* Think you got a minor case of the aids there

>>222529475
I mean there's /cum/ and there's /cum/, innit

>>222529733
Lmao
Yah yah, it's aids fer sure dontchaknow

>>222528920
You sound like a w*man who expects other people to entertain them as jesters. Being mad that someone is boring is how vapid f*moids act, or effeminate males. You are sad creature requiring external source to entertain you due to the immense vast emptiness within you seeking it to be filled by others.

>>222529611
there's only one mexican who still posts in here regularly, they should be dropped from the title. we should hold a poll.

How do I learn how to dress

>>222529828
I don't know how people figure this out because the things that look good in an interesting way are usually surprising

in 6th grade i exclusively wore dragon print t-shirts from k-mart

>>222529828
Plain white t, make sure it's really long, wear some baggy gym shorts and wear socks with sandals

I just fucked up and gave notice at my job. Maybe I won't find a new one and can neet with all my friends here

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>>222529828
hire a stylist

I'm chopped and I know it

>>222529857
This might be his worst take

>>222529828
find somebody you admire and dress like them

>>222529925
Do you mean you messed up your work and so you decided to quit on the spot or you made a mistake by quitting

toil has been gruelling this day

>>222529987
It was a mistake to quit I think. I hate this place and dread coming in every day but they pay ok.
I am going to have to take a big pay hit and maybe not find anything less shitty still. Might kill myself

my co-workers keep trying to pry into my non-existent sex life

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browsing new york on google maps while high again

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>>222528471
It’s a badass flag, one of the greatest

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>>222529439
Thank you for your attention to this matter bud

>>222530034
they want ur D

>>222530025
How much did you make there?

>>222530132
I don't have that much experience so only 30/hr but it is hard finding jobs doing this with only 1-2 years experience and no eng. degree.

>>222529828
i think two pointers helped me out:
1. buy a lot of cheap clothes to try on. before you have your style figured out buying anything expensive can end up a huge waste of money if, at the end of the day, you don't want to wear it
2. build your wardrobe for outfits, not for individual clothing items. what top works better with bottoms, what accessories work better with a certain top, that's what makes a look organized towards what you want to look like instead of "i threw on pants and a shirt today"

good luck anon it was the difference between being a ghost to girls and getting mired the fuck up (even if i am severely socially retarded)

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so why are you guys dressing up as toads to protest blump's reflecting pool like who the fuck even cares bud

>>222528471
True that

>>222529911
kek he actuually looks worse

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>>222530197

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>>222530068

umm.. you’re chinese

I am playing
>Chin Chin no daisuke on the Sega Saturn

>>222529911
regardless of how clav looks, there isn't any plastic surgery for personality. every woman in a 5 mile radius gets the ick from his complete and total aura of insecurity he gives off. all the while he thinks he hasn't hammered his nose enough... brother, it's the fact that it's never enough

>>222530175
guess you're gonna have to go back. sad!

Just found out the USA won the world cup
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>222530197
>reflecting pool gets fixed
>week later its full of algae
>left tries to push that it was ineptitude
>turns out that leftists were putting algae in the pool and trying to rip u the coating
>they get caught and sentenced to a minimum of 20 years in prison
>algae is removed from the pool through normal means
>coating repaired
>the left starts protesting the removal of algae from the pool

Anytime the US btfos foreigners I support it

>>222530382
Just tell my boss I was joking? Might work

>>222530470
wtf is you talkin bout nigga

>>222530527
The news for the last week nigga, try to keep up

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>>222530527
Apparently he speaks the truth

>>222530499
no back to the diploma mill.

>>222530543
algae levels in somefuck pond is "news" now? what are you, a fucking frog?

>>222530589
the reflecting pool right next to the washington monument in the countries capital? Yes it is news

>>222530589
Frog this bitch! *Throws poison dart frog at you*

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>>222530470
>>222530573
absolute fucking clown show on the left lmao

Like looney toons, laugh out loud
>Blood was streaming down Carruthers’s chest, which Fowler mopped up as he worked.
>Finally Fowler admitted defeat. “I can’t,” he said, according to DeLiberato. “I can’t set a central line.”
>But the execution staff was not ready to give up on killing Carruthers. Instead, they tried again to find a vein in Carruthers’s arm, this time near his armpit. DeLiberato saw blood backfilling the tube, and she wasn’t sure whether they had actually established sufficient venous access. For several moments, she wondered whether the execution would actually go ahead,
>Then the phone in the execution chamber rang, and the prison’s warden answered, listened, and then hung up. More than an hour after the grueling process had started, the warden announced that the execution had been called off.

poulet frite kentucky

>>222530575
Nah fuck that. I had 40 something credits complete towards EE but don't want to go back and have no interest in it.

Would like something to eat

>>222530743
You’re already half way there might as well se it through

Big booby Latina

>>222530836
erm.......... gulp..... boi-oi-oing!

WC has been a major blavkpill on jbw for latinx

>>222530932
what does this mean in english

>>222530961
something about a water closet

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I deserve this