scots will save boston from irishness and claim its anglo back edish
SEX 85: HAVING SEX IN OLD MERCEDES LIKE IN 1985
int is too boring tonightgonna fap to peng trannies and go to sleep
>>222519219not a fan of this hyperbolic language, why does it all have to be so bloody exaggerated these days
The met office is saying it will be 37 degrees down my way on the south coast this Thursday, wtf?!?!?
>>222519242because scotland is a reddit country
Currently in bed with a chest infection. Been going on for like a month. Am sick of it.On steroids, penis-cylin, all dat shit.
>>222519255third worldist comprehension on display
>>222519272you replied to OP so i assumed you were talking about that pic
>>222519259Pfizer or moderna?
care bames feeding tim poo
>An email sent to Wowcher customers on Saturday featured a list of getaways and activities under the subject line: "Snap up these deals quicker than a croc can catch a kid!"screaming
>>222519254why dont you go to the beach then
remember when /brit/ was good
>>222519289Name of your wife's black daughter?
salad haters. you were wrong
... breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>222519312The beach is full of everyone's unprocessed shit because we privatised our water companies back in the 80s
>>222519358watched that video yesterday
drawing a star of david at the local nazi-locale as a gaff
bame helen mirren
>>222519376grow up
>>222519272He's right
>>222519367>>222519379>>222519409who is taking these
thinking about BAMEs
>>222519426you took all those pictures, don't you remember, it was you the whole time
I'm 13st 4lbs
nth for the gyaldem
>>222519426if you quickly move your cursor over these its like a flipblook
>>222519458henceforth i shall call you tubbylad
>>222519458a humble 15 stone me
>>222519479henceforth i shall call you VERYtubbylad
>>222519484im not a puny manlet plus i lift. i am your superior
Walt Disney to walk in to Downing Street today
>i liftyeah, your fork into your gob you chunky monkey
>>222519458>>222519479why can't you twats use normal measurements? even the yank method makes more sense than this "stone" nonsense
i could lift 15 stones no problem
>>222519500yeh obviously. you just use your hands dont you abdul
>>222519495>i liftYour belly over the underground gates
85 years ago today, Germany launched Operation Barbarossa to free Europe from the twin jewish terrors of plutocratic capitalism and communism. They failed and now we live in hell.
>>222519501whats more normal than using mother nature
>i liftgetting out of your chair is not supposed to feel like exercise!
>>222519259A month of no improvement?
Just got back from Paris lads. When I went years ago I seem to remember it being really nice (with some rough areas) but went to some different spots this time and fuck me what a shithole. You look up and there's this beautiful architecture then at ground level it's a disgrace. Also the women out there are insanely fit
yarrrr im cap'n barbossa and im going to fuck yer arse yaharrrr
>>222519547what did you do in the city of love
>>222519502but i would lift 15 stonesand i would lift 15 more
>>222519553That's no way to run a ship.
What happens in Nottingham
Keir in 10 Downing Street staring up at a painting of Frederick the Great
Children
>>222519575Same as any northern city, footy, pints, clubs
>>222519575little green fella runs around throwing coins to the paupers. evil fella in a black cape chases him
>>222519575sorry we're full duck
What's the deal with the Aussies? I've heard tale they're really upset at Americans.
>>222519598a leprechaun vs McDonald's zoro, a city out of America's own heart
>>222519553you best start believing in pornos miss turneryer in one!
amazing weather for the normals i hear
>>222519617italians and australians are the most anti-american in conceit
>>222519580she's made for the beeb
this is me if you care
>>222519675i dont care
>>222519675a hard anzac worker
>>222519675>IMG_xxxx.jpgWhy are there so many cases of this filename cropping up lately?It's unsettling.
30s doesn’t really change from late 20s. If you did well in your 20s you’ll do well in 30s. If you struggled in your 20s you’ll struggle in your 30s.
>>222519580>>222519655
>>222519713good thinktank
>>222519702iphone filename
>>222519730Disgusting.What's wrong with asfhskjdfsdg.jpg like a normal?
gay niggers from outer space
@rorke
>>222519757can't do that on an iphone
why is the rum gone??!
>>222519771Get a proper device.Reckon 4chan should ban phoneposting again.
>>222519723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8RFaMs0Ac
*respawns into /brit/ 15 minutes after being done*
>>222519761i mean this without any sense of irony, wokeness gone mad
lost so much money betting on the world cup yesterday
hello, good morning.
>>222519716
wouldn't mind being in a coma until gta 6 comes out and then euthanised if it turns out to be shit
>>222519847keep winning chubby chaser king
>>222519859i'd like that for you as well
Part 3!!https://youtu.be/6qgiZpunv30
is the silhouette giving 'greek god'?
written many bizarre things and then erased them before posting
is this chad tier or not quite
in a steaming mood
>>222519926Good enough that it doesn't really matter tier. Other things come into play. Looks are a threshold thing
>>222519912Fists too small, hit some heavy bags
>>222519367>>222519379>>222519409>>222519426>>222519473
>>222519967fucked it
>>222519967Poor Tim eating himself into an early grave
fuck my gay nigga life
>>222519255Only the birthplace of Western liberty which isn't that Reddit if you ask me. Just came home from western lowlands and the Ulster Protestants once gave America its freedom.
>>222519980he posted the images out of order x
brvtal
>>222520021both are richer than the US
SAAAAAAAAAR
>>222519926Wait how tall? Height is like sniffing a wine.
39 fucking degrees tomorrow. what the fuck
you think you're clever don't youi've only let you exist as you have at my mercy
>>222520047lies
had 4 cans of 4% beer last night an hour before bed and im still a bit drunk. that was over 9 hours ago. is my liver failing or what
>>222520047andy bumham must step in
>>222520061
nearly got ran over again
chugging a beer at 10am
>>222520079another rookie getting his hands on the weather machine can't wait
Sir King Slayer
it's over
>>222520083delete this
not very good
Whatever your politics I think we can all agree that Labour should actually have a clear mission statement, I simply do not know what Starmer's Labour stood for. Even if they went full Blairite again, at least we'd know who they were and could accept or reject them knowingly.
>>222520103is that the news?that they set up sound equipment for anyone to use ?
have to function in cycles
/brit/ still stands behind Sir Keir and believes he has a chance to turn things around and become the best Prime Minister of all time
>>222520027US has higher GDP per capita but only because taking the volume of financial transactions per year in a country and dividing it by how many people live in it is heavily skewed by how important their local financial sector is globallyIf you carved out Jew York and Londonberg...
this finnish nigga really finna call Scotland the birthplace of western libertyno, that would be England my dear (the Scottish Enlightenment was simply a development along English lines)
>>222520110how can an MP from a different party have better odds than Labour MPs? Are Betfair trying to hook retards in who don't understand how this works?
>>222520126maybe on the chances a genny leck is called?
>>222520126>Keir doesn't step down before next general election>Non labour party wins general election>Non labour MP is the prime minister after KeirLooks like one of the retards slipped through Betfair's grasps.
>>222520124when scotland is good england is goodwhen england is bad scotland is bad
Tim Byrne can recover his acting career and win a Bafta
>Scottish EnlightenmentThis is what's it called when a Glaswegian decides to have a day off the cans and deep fried mars bars.
>>222520148the fraser arc
keir will walk out like charles ii and dissolve parliament
>it's a day that ends in Y>a rorke grifter is stealth bbcposting
How do you find your simpcity username. Email logins are down
only had 1 girlfriend my entire life and she dumped me because my parents “made her feel weird” thanks guys thanks for sabotaging me
The audio equipment and podium are set up just so Keir can rap over a peng reggae rhythm
>>222520140>>222520144not more like than him stepping down and a Labour MP taking the PM role
freedom from wall street and the city of london
>>222520119the US has the exact opposite issue that the UK has in that their GDP per capita is dragged down by their huge underclass, in the UK it's inflated by rich Londonersthe average American is rich while the average Brit is poorwe've been propagandised about the US our whole lives
STARMER RESIGNINGIT'S HAPPENING
>@222520196
this is creepy. it's like hes going to blow his head off at the end
>>222520216roar
sir keir to give every british adult a blacked raw subscription as his final act before resigning
Imagine getting forced out by fucking Andy Burnham before he's even sat in Parliament lmao. Reminder that Burnham lost badly to fucking Corbyn
>>222520216now rorke, did he actually say that?or is it another case like when you fraudulently claim that Anita Sarkesian said everything is sexist and racist?
The background music is killing me
im not fucking leaving
another jew plant? Lavvvvvley m8
Put on David Tennant Doctor Who while slipping into my chest infection nap.Woke up and now it's gotten to the point of Doctor Who being shit.
sir podium speaker
does this mean we'll finally have a far right extremist government that will send all the pakis back?
>lame duck until September
call the starmtroopers to action lord kier. we are ready to die for you
spraying deodorant on my socks and breaking my neck the first time i set foot on a wooden floor
"i'm fucking great, the country is fucking great, we've made britain great again everything is claas and therefore i'm resigning fuck you all"
>>222520275that's what the average Greens voter thinks the Labour party is
I swear to god if this fucker cries like a bitch
he did a bit of a cry there :(
>>222520246His name is Richard kemp look it up
>>222520295>>222520301Meanwhile ten years ago Cameron strolled off whistling a jaunty choon
sir office resigner
getting 100 adverts at once warning about the dangers of antidepressant use during the heatwave
>>222520263In a centre-left establishment political party? SAY IT AINT SO
that's Sir Keir Starmer gonewe'll never see his like again
sir kier starmer
genuinely feel bad for daddy keir and want to give him a hug
the Greens (in both Australia and the UK) will never win anything because they're scared of taking votes from Labor/Labour
So that is now 5 PMs in a row who haven't even served a single term
Why don't you have ranked choice voting like we do?
just sent a /brit/ post to the group chat. let's see if you mfs are funny outside of your containment zone
Another shabbos goy down
is jude bellingham english
>>222520357yeah
>>222520346we need heroic just leaders more than ever
>>222520318
does the number 10 bbc bull resign with sir keir or will it be the same one that gets to breed burnhams wife?
>>222520357half
>>222520357He's Irish diaspora like Kane and Rice
>>222520368assess your life
I'm open to any answer, genuinely why are we so beholden to Israel?
>>222520381i beholden my dick
>>222520348Lat time we had a vote the BCC made it sound scary and complicated so people voted against it
I don't remember voting for Sir to be usurped in this irregular fashion
SIR ANDY BUMSMEN
He couldn’t fuckin sell it… he’s not respected… I’m better off with Andy
>>222520381Because anti-semitism is bad
the reality is that liberal democracy is in its death throes and none of this is meaningfulthere is no functional difference between reform, labour, the greens or whoever, the outcome is the same
Shall be adding to a list of words I can't stand:TummyHubbyFeel free to add your own
>>222520346time to step back and admit it's not the manager it's the teamcountry of entitled dole bludgers. sir alex ferguson himself couldn't whip us into shape
>>222520416Cummy rubby on my hubby's tummy
sir resigner
Mental that keir starmer reckons he’s done a good job.
ah jaysus shure we dant do that in oireland
Andy Burnham isn't a sir so that meme dies today
biggest mistake labour has ever made
pretty sure the roman empire went through a load of leaders who had their stints ended prematurely before the collapse
>>222520423Umm, shall not be accepting dole chad slander. It's the employim who are to blame for everything.
Bring corbyn back
>>222520381we're ZOGged
>>222520430The mental thing he actually has. Tories left migration at nearly a million new people a year, he brought it down to 170kHe’s not great but he’s definitely a victim of social media. Thanks to X you’ve got hundreds of thousands of people around the world with no connection to the UK hating on starmer and they don’t even know why it’s just trendy
PM resigns during a world cup for fuck sake politics is gone back in the day the one time you could be absolutely certain nothing whatsoever would happen politically was world cup month
>>222520452Would be kino
Yeah, but how though?
the corbyn/bernie people will never ever let it go
zoomers be like I sat on my ahh and the bih suh my dih
feels lke a bloody interregnum
>>222520444Appointing Starmer? I know
>>222520416mummynot going to lie the american spelling looks bettermummy is weird its like some rotund british child holding a lollypop
>>222520467'arry Kane might be the English player to have scored the most goals under the most PMs in history. you'll never sing that
As usual the dick head Northerners are to blame for this, pop a red and gold rosette on it and they'll vote for it.
Just got up me. Need to go shops in a bit. I see Starmer has resigned. Writing has been on the wall for some time tbqh.
dad will be happy, he hates sir keir
>>222519340how does he keep down warm lager?
CEO and y/n
>>222520295>>222520301bringing back the tradition used by theresa may
>>222520502ceo and a young nigga
Corbyn's great mistake was not being able to see that the original working class trade union supporting old Labour is simply incompatible with the immigrant loving intersectional Labour, they only shared a dislike of Blairism.
>>222520438not yet
Ding dong the goy is dead
it was WE who failed sir keir
>>222520430he was awesome. reduced immigration without even trying, pissed of oldfags (cunts), pissed off farmers (cunts), pissed off trannies (cunts), made dolescum shit in their tracksuit bottoms, declared everything a success and resigned to cry and plough his wife
>>222520464>Tories left migration at nearly a million new people a year, he brought it down to 170kthats the thing you think that qualifies as doing a good jobhis bosses think the opposite
>>222520519king
So that's Burnham in, and with it the repeal of the 10 year ILR threshold i.e. billions more immigrants gaining citizenship after a year of wiping arses in a care home. Brilliant.
Back toiling after two weeks off. I don't wanna do this
>>222520489We genuinely spell it mom where I'm from and even my great grandad confirmed that we always have. Got a lot of FOYs when I first starred posting here because I'd grown up thinking 'mum' was just what post people said.
>>222520510Y'all kno it cuh
hate to admit it but mousey predicted this.......
>>222520512Corbyn is an incompetent third worldist who's entire ideology boils down to "West = bad" and he would have gigaraped the Labour party if he was ever actually given powerThere's a reason his new party lasted 2 (two) months before imploding
>>222520534get on the dole lad
was looking at some old photos and its mad how over it was from the very startI was a gap toothed rorkish little freak by age 8 and grew into a rorkish little freakmy mates in the birthday party photos who looked like chads at 8 grew into chads
Will Trump mock him for crying?
So Keir just folded like that without a real contest? And Trump stole his thunder? Lol
>>222520546Can't square that with my morals I'm afraid
>looked like chads at 8
Just done a poo that smells exsactly like a McDonald's cheeseburger. Despite only eating fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a beef stew for dinner yesterday.
>>222520196couldn't you keep them apart?
Hate Burnham with a passion, hope he has an utterly miserable time as PM. The fucking wetwipe.
would you lads suck off jude bellingham?
>>222520555that's exactly what (((they))) want
>>222520543plus his pathetic Your Party has gone nowhere because despite it claiming to be 'progressive' he's filled it with ultra-religious and ultra-conservative muslims who will never agree to anything progressive. he's a mindbroken leftist tard. utterly hopeless
london and manchester, thick as thieves
mental how 10,000 people in Makerfield just decided that we’re getting a new PM if it wasn’t for them starmdog would still be here
>>222520364>>222520423We need a Caeser
Starmer has unironically been the best PM in two decades and no amount of rorke bleating on X or leftypol screeching about Palestine will change that
>>222520381they're protecting us from islamic extremists
>>222520381Jews have dominated Britain since the early 20th century.Twilight Over England.
>>222520555If your morals mean you have to be a slave then your morals are cringe lolmy morals are have fun
as our nation is hit with uncertainty and turmoil, tomorrow we need our heroes, The Three Lions, more than ever. Win 5-0 for us Sir Harry Kane x
>>222520495what would you do if you were prime minister?
>>222520561They kept begging me and her to go on holiday with them
>>222520533You keep posting this despite Burnham saying he'll go along with the ILR reformsWhat do you get out of repeating this?
Britain would be Whiter than it is today if Corbyn had won in 2017 or 2019.Pretending otherwise is judeo capitalist toryboy cope.
>norfman strolls into town>soufsissy scarpers the very second before he arrives.Very apt. Now commence the Harrying of the South.
Doing my maths gcse again, plan in getting an A* this time x
bla bla israel bla bla is he a jew bla bla how bloody predictable the important question HOWEVER is would you have a pint with him?
>>222520587It's not enough to just be good at the job, in the social media age you need to look good doing it too, and Kier had the charisma of a discarded crisp bag
was burnhams dad a toolmaker aswell
>>222520594>>222520574I don't think stealing from other wagies to have fun is right
When you go to the dentist have you noticed how the assistant is always an attractive young woman? You never see fatties or men doing it
>>222520625Social media isn’t as important as you think it is.
>>222520384I will say, though I don't know how direct a result this is, it's imperfect, because our candidates are just posters saying "Vote me number 1!" and it's hard to learn anything about them, and there's so many, that it still feels like there's a couple of institution parties that are never getting beaten.But we have multiple MPs per constituency.
>>222520632burnham is a tool so yes. not allowed to say who he's a tool of
>>222520632Nope, technical professional>Andrew Murray Burnham was born on 7 January 1970 in Aintree, Lancashire,[a] a suburb of Liverpool.[5][6][7] His father, Kenneth Roy Burnham, was a telephone engineer and his mother, Eileen Mary Burnham, was a receptionist.
>>222520584why does everyone say that julius caesar wasn't the emperor when he clearly was
OUT ONTO THE STREETS FOR SIR STARMER
https://www.youtube.com/live/1v-rNCJF740?is=oA7ScfBg8jNoaH_W>ended on a 6 7ScrRIP BOZO
>>222520639Evidently it is because social media just made Starmer resign rather than just carry on being moderately competent even if it meant being disliked
seems like its a government and institution problem, not a party leader problem all public institutions are filled with idiots and foreigners. no way to run a country
Get mousegod in as PM
>>222520634>stealinglol
all of these PMs refuse to address the elephant in the room and that's why none of them can keep the job
so what exactly did starmer do prompt his resignation then
>>222520639fool
>>222520684>>222520697>>222520698fuck off foreign filth
>>222520697nothing reallybritish people are just fucking vegetables
>>222520669This is the case for every single Western country, see:>>222520407
>>222520605Burnham needs the backing of the anti-ILR faction in the party. If he wants to be PM he'll bend the knee. Starmer only narrowly got it over the line
>>222520703blacks your arsewhat now
>>222520703no
>>222520650why is any given notable person always from London, Surrey, Lancashire, Manchester-Liverpool or Gloucestershire its always these 6 areas its never somewhere cool like rutland or berwick upon tweed
>>222520703i'm not foreign i'm from Greater Manchester, England
as long as he gets more immigrants in i dont care who he is
just burped and a slug flew out of my mouth and landed on this post >>222520733
>>222520715There's not going to be a leadership election he doesn't need to curtail to those groups
>>222520740congrats you wont die in 8 years
>>222520731Rural types of any merit are usually related to the aristocracy so end up in the Lords instead of Parliament
lowering keir starmer into a bubbling green vat of fallout FEV virus
Andy Bamehamno that's unoriginal someone has already done that joke I'm sure
CLEAR THEM OUT
sir andy rape gang coverup
>>222520601Create a dictatorship. Basically become the British Putin.
right wong mongs quiver in fear at the new hope
the bbc blackinations
>>222520772King Charles killing you with his bare hands at your first audience
right wong
>>222520754I wonder what they'll have to say about aristocracy when I bring my big burly pitchfork
>>222520787his hands would burst
right well that's a wong mong
>>222520787The monarchy would be quickly sidelined by my regime alogn with parliament. I would it allow it to exist but all the the power would rest with the Prime Minister's office. I would rule by decree.
>>222520801crying
turning into a quantum computer
Anyone want to play Fortnite with me?
>>222520811that is basically what kier tried
>>222520835No thank you young man
>>222520124Imho the English still held too much to the hereditary monarchical order with the royal family and Episcopalianism. The republic was a Presbyterian anti-Roman empire/church thing which still lived on in the south. I could be wrong though.
>>222516443>>222516443>>222516443
who do you think you are, benito mussolini
>>222520846Silly boy
>>222520840Keir is a failure. He couldn't even go dictator mode when it was easy af with a massive majority. He didn't have the political will to do it.
aj soprano would love oneyplays
>>222520846Commit suicide.
they're building a quantum computer down from my place ay
>>222520857and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambie the genie
>>222520519>pissed off farmers (cunts)Stupid, you don't want to be too reliant on exports in food production. Nationalising the steel mills was his greatest success.>>222520543Get Arthur Scargill there and at least the clowns will be funnier.
t minus three weeks until clavicular troons out
>>222520919i am batman, i am kratos, i am the punisher; i am warrior-z
ride the wave
aliens
Really think someone ought to make a new, I want to post a picture of the weird courgette I grew
>>222520999>>222520999
>>222521002>>222521002>>222521002
