Perky pert petite pointy Scandi tits edition
BAME of the week
Can you help us find Bonnii?Bonnii, aged 11, was last seen in Orange on Tuesday, 16 June 2026.
>>222521024shared in Wigan x
I grew this weird mutant half breed courgette. Got some yellow ones on the plant, some green ones and some half and halfs. Cross pollinated seed or something I suppose.
AN DATS ANUDDAH THING. I DONT WANNA HEAR ONE MORE FUCKIN WORD ABOUT THIS CLAVICULUH CHARACTER IN DIS HOUSHE. HE'S A SICK FREAK
>>222521024she's very mature for an 11 year old
>>222520999I have giant Swedish mommy milkers but they're my private stash and you can't have them. I used to have Scottish too but lost those with the old phone.
starmer actually did a good job but was terrible at presenting it to the public, labour panicked because of le polls
Can you help us find Saige?Saige, aged 13, was last seen in Cranebrook on Sunday, 21 June 2026.
fingering my magic keyboard that sends messages into the ther
to think I could be on a mattress in a state forest smoking meth with a missing teenager and yet I'm here posting with you lot
Off out to the shops me. It Monday x
>open nominations for his replacement from July 9what's the fucking point dragging it out that long honestly
>>222521089why would a missing teenager want a fat autist nonce
>>222521056:/
This is the best emoji, I don't care what zoomers say
>>222521110The thing about druggies is they've got an addiction that override their personal preferences and emotionally numb them to what follows.
>>222521105its hot as fuckBRUH
>>222521131you couldnt rape a fly mate drop the act
Hold the line.
how common is meth in aus does everyone get on the see through didgeridoo
>>222521122For me it's thinkman
grand rising :)
Having just returned from France yesterday where it was about 35 degrees I'm handling this relatively cool heat difference with ease.
andy burnham is literally keir starmer but northern
it's not rape if you paid and they came
yeah but who is the son of cain?
>>222521047blud is racemixing his vegetables
tastes bitter
>>222521143far too widespread but it's not like we have fentanyl zombies littering the streets like america. reckon it's more common in shithole rural towns than the cities
Brexit was a massive mistake
so this is leftypolhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c862jy76y21o
>>222521164they even look the same
sacked tranny rubbing receipt paper all over his massive hairy bollocks in a desperate attempt to kill all of his T production
>>222521162Based France holidayer I was also in France last weekBussin place isn't it
>>222521205sc
turn on BBC, doesn't matter which channelthey shot Kier
>>222521197Haha you brits and your noncesCouldn't happen here
>Starmer had higher popularity polls than Merz and still resignedMerz this spineless twat would never
stupidest thing ive ever heard is to close your windows when its hot.
>>222521190feel like you never hear much about crackheads in australia
keir saw the weather and thought fuck this, i'm getting getting my tan on
the woke left are trying to cancel me
He saved this country is what he did!Immigration down, economy up, rorke jailed and in this house Starmer is a hero!
>>222521255they exist they're just an endangered species
sitting on the stove
Keir still has a chance to turn the ship around and become the greatest PM of all time
i am ready to lay down my life for Insulate Britain
wonder if the Labour party has advisors that are like "yeah this thing's done man let's pack it up" or they all pretend there's a way to fix it
thank fucking god starmer is resigning. now, if albo the weak beta cunt would resign as well, it would make my day.
>>222521157sun looks awfully bright and close there, is Sir Rosenoir on another planet?
not sure starmer did that good really, he did a better job than some before him but that bar was pretty lowother than rejecting trump and his demands to join in the iran shitfest (which i think badenoch/farage etc would have jumped head first into) what has he really achieved?
>>222521190we do have fentanyl zombies now if youve been to the city lately
Operation Barbarossa began 85 years ago today.It was a crusade for the entire White world against judeo-bolshevism and international capitalism.Its failure (thanks to Britain and America) is why Europe is dying.
my sources are telling me a single gunshot was just heard in the starmerbunker
For me it's the Radical Double Glazing Faction (Marxist-Leninist)
Why is Keir even resigning?I would just not resign
>>222521267was the same here for a bit when spice zombies took over but seems like cracks on the rise again, nature is healing
feelings about your now former prime minister?
>>222521302this is contained to Melbourne
>>222521288sir anthony albanese is a legend
ruined my suede espadrilles in the rain
sir fear burnham
>>222521327im in perth the supposed meth capital of the worldcrackheads are going woke and doing heroin
>>222521328albo is a weak beta cunt you melbournite tranny.
>>222521302reckon i have actually seen a few but its not fuckin oblock out there
>>222521251Why does everyone hate him?
>>222521274Just Stop Heatloss
>>222521288sorry rorkegina, james and pauline will just manage to split the right and it'll be a thousand year labor reich
what's the longest you've gone without sex?
>>222521307Hitdog blew it before it even started by kicking things off in June, if the virgin Mussolini was competent and able to win against Greece then the big OB would've started in late February / March which would be extremely sane
lads lads I've just ran into the computer room to bring you this message: there's a really REALLY good episode of frasier on channel 4
Would tear Sir Arm off and shove it up Sir Bumhole
>>222521345hes based
>>222521360coming up to 35 years :)
so bored recently
>>222521295>Immigration down >ILR reforms>Economy flourishing >Labour left in the mud
>>222521345cringed at thisdidn't disagreejust cringed
Wowcher mate what the fuck
been diagnosed with hyperthyroidism lads, explains a lot
>>222521358>>222521372fuck off you melbournite cuckold
>>222521363>the computer roomBlud living in 2006
>>222521349he is a grey man with no personality, he is being thrown under the bus simply because he had no chance to win in the next election. they are replacing him with a better communicator who will continue the same neoliberal bullshit though
>>222521389who dis?
if I were an Australian I would be living somewhere like Alice Springs where only the hardest of hard men live who can withstand the temperatures and insects
>>222521382They about to cross some fuckin' LINES
required /brit/ listening:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbkas5NMtaw
Arise, Sir Wes Streeting.
>>222521380rage more melbourne cuck
>>222521024>>222521083Why are these kids going missing? :(
roke
>>222521350
>>222521382got bob katter on the phone as we speak
Explode into summer like an arena bomber with these fast fashion deals!
why do so many young people have walking sticks
>>222521416I would live in the outback where the census says there's a population of 0
>>222521431Never you mind
>>222521375Stop wanking and consuming porn.You need to ween yourself off of easy dopamine hits
life is easy under albaneseyou might not like it, but these are the facts
>>222521444scream
nth for the baddiedem
rorke going into the computer room and unlocking the computer cupboard
>>222521382
spent my whole adult life as a lonely alcoholic staring at screens award
>>222521403You've replied to me even though I wasn't talking to you and with the wrong informationCan you fuck off please mate
>>222521362It was planned for May 1941.The main problem though was the alliance of plutocratic capitalism and bolshevism.
might start screaming, pooing even
>>222521360never had sexalmost 40even tho im exceedingly virgineous when neurotypicals ifnd out even they are amazed
>>222521445PIPsticks
>>222521401>>222521426YOU! ARE! A! GOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A KIKE'S PLAYTHING
>>222521398my cat had that
>never had sex>almost 40
let a thousand blossoms bloom as far as im concerned and by blossoms i mean a mans arse and by bloom i mean a penis going into it
>>222521478it's not funny it's fucking shit
>>222521445There was a phase not long ago where the tranny blue-hairs started walking with canes because they felt they weren't getting enough attention for their other made-up illnesses. The thinking was that pretending to have a physical ailment that required a cane would garner higher ranking sympathy points, especially due to the visibility of a cane.Needless to say they don't actually require these walking sticks, it's all part of their mental illness (which are also made up).
>We could have won if it wasn't for our opps
I Can`tbelieve ..Walt DisneyisPrime Minister !!best leader Ever !!
>>222521488it is a bit funny mate they did a whole movie about it if you remember
>>222521445dole polesPIP sabers
>>222521488
>>222521445hoversticks
Any exterminationist socialists in?
tossed bob katters salad in a brisbane bathhouse in 2013
>>222521197How do you even end up wanting to work in a nursery as a male unless you're a pedo? I studied nursing and men there mostly went first responder or mental health because both are action specialisations. I went tard wrangler.
>>222521416you can't call them that anymore mate they're First Nations™
>>222521509looks like he's having an orgasm
any poo screamers in
>>222521197Hate this physiognomy
bob katter's gay half-brother
rubbing my coochie
any runtish, disgruntled slug man in
>>222521497>>222521509my culture is not for sale
>>222521210Due to generational differences I would consider it to be wicked or even sick
aura
>>222521569ktim
One Nation are completely useless but a step in the right direction
once I snap my fingers Rorke will be shitting himself in a seizure and screaming for days
you truecels dont know how bad it is i was a virgin and finally got a gf through sheer luck and then found out she had fucked like 20 other blokes before me and it ruined my mind and the relationship looking back on it its hilarious i mindraped myself out of my only chance of love
i have no mind i have no thoughtsi am your slaaaave
>>222521586yea outsourcing jobs to bangaledeshis or whatever the fuck that trifling ranga devil does
>>222521586no they're notbe quiet
Isolated myself for years and still crying about wasting my life award goes to me
bob katter's drag persona barb glitter
>>222521600mum look it's one of those chud incel things
used to think there was no smell of cum mad how many times i would cum in my boxers in class or when wanking in the toilets at lunch and then just be a grotty cum dog
>>222521636cant believe im posting with such freaks
>>222521617now that's good satire
>>222521605yeah they are
>>222521643thats rorke
>>222521617scrm
>>222521360Think about 9 months between my first and second shag, that was about 20 years ago. Haven't gone more than 2 months since then as far as I can remember.
what the frig is a trucel?
>>222521122Lately crying emoji cause cause of SON posting, the crying emoji can represent laughter to grief. Its versatility is its strength. Hidden in the crowd I can post a crying emoji, my intention obscure to the scroller but true to me, the posterFeels good to reclaim this emoji from the umm types
>>222521617kek at the irony of what's come before the supposed swipe screen
>>222521617can someone explain this image to me
>>22252136012 years
>>222521600based tempcel
>>222521122I don't like it because there are only two tears and they're both really big
barb glitter traipsing on stage wearing six inch crocodile skin heels and a sparkly dress covered in blossoms while wolf whistles ring out across the auditorium
>>222521617sovl
>>222521630Stop copying me.
>>222521254It literally works
I'm going to menulog some food in for you lads because I'm a literal millionaire and feeling charitable
>>22252136022 yearsmy age
Sir Sadly Retired Gimmick
>>222521678how many blossoms
today you're 25 i made you something fine it's in the palm of my new hand
>>222521600fUCKoFFcHAD
>>222521694I appreciate the largesse but I've got some bad news
>>222521600 Sorry it didn't work out for you lad but in the same breath I can sort of understand having a hard time settling with a lass who has been with 20+ blokes. It seems natural to second guess yourself under such circumstances. I'd be thinking isn't it more likely I'm just number 21 on the list rather than her soulmate.
No more sir posting...sad day :(
I fucking hate that phrase, WHO does "things differently around here" and WHAT are those things? Manchester is a smaller London
I shagged about 120 girls and it made me realise I'm a freak that can't have a gf
>>222521736least delusional brit poster
julia gillard prostate massage
I can't smell my own cum but I had a flatmate that always knew when I'd had a wank so either women are more sensitive to the smell of wanking or there's some beastly pheromones about
>>222521705what razor is that?
me and twin
i just want to say, that i'm so proud of you for your stunning and brave transition to a new PM
>>222521586>>222521603>>222521605>>222521647
>>222521748it's true mate you spend enough time around them you realise they're mentally children
>>222521600It is quite literally an unacceptable scenario and the only way to mentally survive in the current sexual climate where we have essentially discovered every woman is a repulsive whore is to become completely emotional calloused or remain celibate.
>>222521694Just eat and hungry house are shit names, as is door dash but menulog is by far the worst. Sounds like it was created by a proper mouth breather without an original thought in his head
>>222521766least delusional brit poster
>>222521760patriot
>>222521753heard a women say it smells like bleach
>>222521743One girl in uni once said I'm like a raccoon because I'm just 5'8".
>>222521760will never stop poo screaming at this
>>222521752hers or mine
>>222521760said they're completely useless didn't I mate
fucks sake i ordered some gear off the 'ark 'et and the post got handed to mumstein as she was driving off for toil and she opened it without checking the name, it's every junkie's worst nightmare
julia gillard and theresa may lesbian double-dildo scene
>>222521766really really wish this weren't true
grilled prostate massage for tea
>>222521753Maybe that's why flatmatestein's gf won't talk to me she can smell the smoggy aura emanating from my coom lair
>>222521768i was my gfs first partner and we met online you incels all look at normtarded women and think thats every woman, the avereage man is a piece of shit too
>>2225217835'8 in finland is brutali knew a few scandi dudes at my uni and they were all 6'2+ and you could tell they got laid on the regular
one thingi don't know whyit doesn't even matter how hard you cry
>>222521799nothing you can do about it reallyif you want a gf you just have to accept their nature
the bag of Haribo 'Eggs Galore' has been opened
>>222521795why you ordering gear to your mum's house you fkn reprobate
That's England done then
I need a cold robotic gf who is probably a lesbian
so true
>>222521818can't afford to move out, am on the dole you see
Sir Scored an Early Resignation
the Rest Is History boys laughing that Australia got a Welsh born Prime Minister before the UK
>>222521802completely useless reply
>>222521822why is ethiopia not in the world cup then
>>222521829scrfjfm
>>222521802they won't listen mate you know they won't
>>222521831how so
6 prime ministers in 7 years
welcome to how to cuck that, i'm ann reardon
>>222521830I like how Dominic is a Kaiseroo.
>>222521834East Africans have cuck builds
>>222521795Surely there'll be some still left over by the time she gets home
had too much to eat today and am feeling like pure shite
>>222521829
>>222521848how do i know he's a yank
>>222521829roar
had a virgin gf and it was even worse than the non virgin ones
>6'4 but it's cancelled out by being a massive autistic freak
i want some cock in the back of a van
>>222521852fat cunt lol
>>222521862ktim
>>222521852think of the big poos tomorrow lad chin up
>>222521847He likes eagles and that and he's not afraid to say it
>>222521844You speak of 'normtarded women' in reply to a post that speaks of the average women, essentially agreeing with it. Then posit the existence of a miracle contingent of pure women (because your gf lied to you) and then randomly say le men are bad too.You are a 99IQ normgroid and I hate you.
>>222521868her fucking thighs ladsdon't know if i can keep living
>>222521848I fundamentally disagree with the premise of this analogy.t.never talked to a woman in real life
>>222521883they're nothing special
>>222521852don't starve yourself tomorrow to compensate, that wont workjust don't eat again today then start again tomorrow as normal tubby xx
>>222521852>eating too much by 11.15amfucksake lad
what would happen if we gave timothy byrne the pm seat for the next 2 years
>>222521880would rim them all
>>222521876get off the internet
>>2225218801 > 2 > 3
>>222521917I accept your concession
>>222521904go on then post some special ones
>>222521906actually not trying to lose weight, the main thing is how shitty i feelall i had today was a big bowl of mac n cheese and then a pie and chips a few hours later
>>222521928.....
>>222521909
>>222521848in this analogy it means he doesn't mind licking a vagina that has 48 piles of semen in it
>>222521876it says 'every woman' actually so thats the premise of your argument rapedits your mistake for going after normie foids if youve ever tried at all which you havent
>>222521925im not even the cunt youre arguing with
>>222521909the BAMEs would run the show behind the scenes with Tim as a puppet. total uncontrolled migration
>>222521939didn't think so
>>222521880a few dozen people will probably drown this week
>>222521940aura
>>222521930Go for a walk lad, you'll feel miles better by the end of it x
>>222521928taytay has better thighs
>>222521940he was always delusional
>>222521940he played us like a damn fiddle...
travelling back 5000 years ago to ancient Egypt
>>222521969already been on 2 walks today, my watch says i've done just over 12000 steps
>>222521947I'll concede I thought I said average and not every, otherwise you just further your normgroid male feminist talking points.Enjoy fucking your whore gf who gets chad dick on the side lmao
mad how /brit/ latched onto tim when he was just some random amateur musician on youtubesmelled blood in the water even then
another thing about foyim that inceloids don't understand is that they expect you to bend to their every whim and will hold it against you the second you stopyou could be the perfect boyfriend for a year straight and the moment you don't indulge her childish delusions a single time she will hold it against you and pout and crythey will only ever view you through the lens of "what is he doing for me right now this moment"
>>222521984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ
>>222521987I'm out of ideas mate sorry.
>>222522008not sure sorry
So he's gone then
>>222522008we have become ungovernable
SEX 87: OBVIOUS MASTURBATION IN PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
>>222522015you just wake up lad?
>>222521829Pscr
>>222522010That is literally an incel talking point your spastic. You don't need to have ever been in a relationship to understand women, that's normie cope.
>>222522013that's ok, i was planning on drinking a shitload of coffee to give myself diarrhoea and poo out all the nastiness
>>222521993mad how this is probably the most hateful shit you can come up with and it reads like an angsty 15 year old wrote it kekonly went and wasted your entire life didn't you
>>222522008Impossible to have enough support in the social media age, they just get annihilated 24/7 on everything constantly
are we recycling or nah?>>222521002
>>222522041Dog shit edish
>>222521993thats me owned, absolutely fuming that i cant die a virgin like a chad like you fuckk
>>222522026Yes, still wiping the sleep from my eyes :3
>>222522046
>>222521928
>>222522033type like an adult if you want to be taken seriously
>>222522011did he really shag his own mum?
Anything scarier than dementia lads
>>222521962Spats too tight
>>222522063repeatedly
>>222522036Wasn't trying to come up with the nastiest thing I could say, I was simply stating the case. Deluded normcattle with your stale tired accusations of arrested development, would rather not develop into a fat dud of a man in a polo shirt and cargo shorts with his 'team' on board mum and dad's taxi.
>>222522093see >>222522062
>>222521989yeah i bet he'd love to get behind him
>>222522008Country is an absolute binfire and is beyond saving but the public and media havent accepted the reality of terminal decline, so they oust people after a year or two of no improvement, hoping next one will be better
>>222522080Me :3 boo
>>222522008sorry isn't shinzo abe your longest serving prime minister ever with a term of 8 years
>>222522008おまんこ舐めたい
whats he on about?
>>222522139Shinzo ACK
>>222522139still can't believe someone actually managed to shoot him twice. shouldn't happen to the elite
I guess this dogshit thread is the new then>>222522046>>222522046>>222522046
>>222522060ponder the miasma
>>222521803I've slept with ~20 women, most of them good-looking and had several serious relationships. It's what you make of it.
>>222521848What happened to that ages old key and lock analogy? I once heard it's le misogyny but you can't argue with truth.
