monkeys
would you rather be a grifter or a shill
Sir Early New
>AI in the OP post
Another interracial thread is it
have we explored changing Andy Burnham's name to include other sandwich fillers, such as Burncheese or Burnjam
i hate africans and jamaicans i hate africans and jamaicans i FUCKING HATE africans and jamaicans
brits love their beanz
Andy Bumjam
>Rishi could have fixed you bongs. You fags voted him out because he was brown but every other retard you voted in resigned in disgraceHe was brown
sir bums ham
any dejected fart man in
nowadays there are many weird and wonderful ways to wank it's no wonder people aren't shagging as much
SO HERE IT IS, MERRY CHRISTMAS! EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN
>>222524814clearly not AI
Politics is a work
>>222524831if south asians were capable of self reflection and shame rishi would have ritually killed himself on stage but alas they had to do things the democratic way :/
Freezing you up freezing you down like an icicle
>>222524828Glasgow had cheap tuna when I was there. Somehow it's super expensive here nowadays so you can't enjoy that delicacy so often here nowadays.
>>222524859>falling for blatant AI in 2026Boomer bgmi
kim jong un auraful fat asian niggs
>>222524811Think if you grift people you have no respect for it's probably better than trying to shill people against your own viewpoint. Probably more money in it too.
>>222524877Mongol loves his nowadays
which celebrity death will you actually care about
>>222524894screaming
Got the fan on the lowest setting out of 12
if americans and canadians go to mexicoand brits and irish go to spainwhere do aussies and kiwis go?
>>222524858it's june mate what they bloody hell are you playing at
>>222524896Sir Trevor McDonald since he is one of the good ones
>>222524877How many salmiakkis would this cost?>>222524894kek
>>222524894smashed that mongol back into his sauna
>>222524896Morrissey
>>222524905Aussies go to kuta beach Bali, kiwis go to rivendell
>>222524894I'm I haplo so I get to be a Scandi. The eastern N haplos are the mongoloids we were sent to civilise by the Swedish kings.
Haribo for breakfastDoritos for lunch
Starmer resigns as expected. Farage calls for General Election that he intends to lose. Lowe detonates his party by attacking 'ethno-nationalism'. The end result? Burnham winning and ensuring another 5 years of Labour.
Perhaps we could do something with the Andy portion tooLike Handy or RandySir Handy Spam-javelin-ham
>>222524896Sir Keir Starmer
Remove the bastarding triple lockIt’s time the parasite class suffered
>>222524785white women, man...
>>222524896James S A Corey
sir OSA repealer
>>222524945
they're all complaining about the heat at work but it's only 27 degrees today
>>222524936Hopefully Lowe detonates Great Yarmouth
gfberg keeps accusing me of cheating (with no evidence!)what’s worse is that i HAVE been cheating but she’s had zero reason to suspect me
Ah yes I'm sure Labour will immediately call an election three years early that definitely seems like something they'd do
>>222524965Indian hands etc
>>222524896Will be upset when Attenborough and David Jason die because the nonce info will come out and the country will get even more miserable and pissed off that we're completely at the mercy of paedos who can and will not face any justice in their lifetime. The dejection will be felt by all.
>>222524933I love you really <3 want to visit one day and hang out pantsdrunk
>>222524967How do people like you get gfs and I don't? Take the piss
>>222524945Never underestimate what white women think is a pet said one American chick to me. It's just misguided motherly instinct I believe.
who wants their arse rimmed then?
>>222524965You don't understand mate it's 24c in summer we're all going to die
Just blew the shit plug holding in a huge amount of diarrhea. The relief and the smell are competing for which is more immense.
>>222524994a controversial new gameshow
>>222525002scr
>>222524970crush the saboteurs etc etc
>>222524990I love that one russian woman with a pet lynx
Gonna go to the pub for a bitFuck it
love that part of mrs robinson where they say coo coo cachoo
>>222525002>diarrheaFOY
had a dream that i visited some tribe and took a wife and took her out of the tribe and showed her the world. not sure what that says about me
>>222525027cabere
old woman outside just took 5 minutes to cross the road but she's so old she can't get up the curb
>>222524978Hope so. The Welsh guy at the church won't drink and don't have the ex-Navy workmate here any more to drink with me. You guys have really mastered the skill of getting shitfaced.
Why are Indians so obsessed with Power BI
Fish is suspiciously cheap on Amazon Grocery, Buying loads and freezing them
>>222525027Disgusting malformed cat >>222525033
>>222525035I had a dream about pissing in a toilet that stank of piss, and then I woke up and went for a piss.
Chris Spargo must be furiously re-editing that next video
Saw a white woman having a mental breakdown earlier on tiktokHer reasoning? Government is cloud seeding cause it’s cloudy on a hot day.Odd…
>>222525031that’s i am the eggman
>>222524896All the leftypol ones
>>222525035alri john smith
>>222525058Needs to fuck off now real Tom Scott is back, no need for the diet version anymore
>>222525046First time I saw that on Meetup I genuinely thought it was some gay thing
>>222525061no it’s the part where they say coo coo cachoo mrs robinson jesus loves you more than you know woah woah oh
>>222525063thats just sad even for a brit
>>222525063For me it's pic related as the snack
>>222525063Blood pressure slowly but surely rising
>>222525063cupboard could do with a repaint
>>222525035
>>222525089im not british
>>222525063Paint your scratched up cupboard mate
Would actually love some black as the night sky tribal wife, reckon that would be fun
>>222525089Mental how foreigners completely miss the point. That lunch cost just over 3 quid.
i just woke up, did the starmer loyalists win the power struggle?
>>222525063Only really like the Christmas co op sannos
>>222525115would walk around like the cat that got the cream tbf
>>222525125that did not cost £3, more like 5 or 6
>>222525136The Christmas sarnies are fucking great
this /brit/ thread will now take a brief hydration break thank you
>>222525125You haven't bought a meal deal in a while have you
>>222525115There's a very pretty dark skinned black woman like that who works at a cafe near me
last of the starmtroopers holed up in 10 dowling street as we speak
>>222525027cabege
>>222525137Ktim (the kid)Was walking behind a big booty African queen in France last week and just absolutely entranced by the jiggle.
>>222525159>Sneakily discusses plans for the next post
>>222525151>>222525168Meal deals are about £3.80 in my area, I bought one the other day. Do you two live in L*ndon?
>>222525136bit sad M&S didnt do the LGBT sandwich this year (BLT with guacamole)
>>222524896Kanye West
I find the Christmas sandwiches to have far too much cranberry sauceTo the point where it all just tastes like you’re having a cranberry jam sandwich
>>222525137rorke: origins
crazy how britain never had its own simin and garfunkel. donovan was more like a bob dylan and bowie was more of his own thing but there’’s NOTHING britain produced that comes close to simon and garfunkel
paid £8 for a meal deal last week
>>222525190this is real the lunch meal deal is 3.85 from co-op
gay mexican called el gbt
Genuinely don't think I've ever seen an attractive British black woman in personWhat is it about this country that ruins everything
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
>>222524785wtf these monketys get more action than me in 35 years of life
>>222525225Mental how Simon and Garfunkel didn't even listen to Scarborough Fair to see how it was pronounced so said it like a yank.
no need for a meal deal since they started doing them poke bowlsa meal all in one that is
>>222525243the unstoppable force bounces off the immovable object and goes on it's way in another direction
>>222525236how do you even come up with ts :skull:
>>222525243That's how babies are made
mad how many guys still dress like mac demarco
>>222525182Like the fall of the ussr
>>222525232Where from? The Savoy?
>>222525240The one at the cafe is very pretty probably the prettiest woman I've seen irl
You've had your fun with the Starming, lads. There'll be no more Starming today.
execute all anti starmer counter revolutionaries.They are agents of America, they have betrayed the revolution.
why am i such a perverted fucking freaknew lady joined our office and i found her social media and wanked to her photos
>>222525256the bounce would mean that the force would have been stopped from going through the object, both conditions are not satisfied
Dressing up as a pilot to play flight simulator in my bedroom
>>222525125you could prep some nice noodles with veggies for half of that and dont eat like a slave
>>222525246>said it like a yank.yeah why wouldn’t they? do you know where they’re from
They are apes not monkeys :)
I. Rape. Rorke.
I'm getting tired of burning every summer it's too hot in this country now
Fuck fuck fuck this is going to be FOUR new Prime Ministers since I last had sex that is unacceptable
>>222525240one of the hottest girls i've ever seen was, i think, a v light skinned black girli was smashed and full on giving it "you look like an angel" never said that to anyone before or sinceshe was just perfect lol
>>222525288You have no self-control nor self-respect
>>222525296I do a lot of simming but even I don't go that far.
Can someone make a /brit/ related Matt Damon speech in Good Will Hunting the film?
>>222525288>why am i such a perverted fucking freak>describe entirely normal and expected behaviour
>>222525225Because S&G are Jewish and the British drove them away. It's like the British have PJ Harvey who is good but not Joan Baez/Regina Spektor good.
gay german called l goebbels t
>>222525225Garfunkel is an untalented hack with an annoying gay singing voice. Paul Simon is one of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time and his solo work far exceeds anything he did with Art Garfunkel
>>222525313timmy’s patter
>>222525293it never specified that the direction is fixed
>>222524785
>>222525308>there have been like 8 pms since i had sex i.e. i've never had sexfUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>222525288First time wanking to pictures of people you know?
>>222525323Should I kill myself then?
>>222525298Just prep some nice noodles with veggies whilst you're out walking around town? Meal deals are for when you're on the go. As I said, foreigners don't get it. Also rice noodles and veggies is not nutritious enough, there's no protein and barely any calories so you'll be starving an hour later.
>>222525288Regularly have to deal with people like estate agents and solicitors, if they sound like they might be fit I immediately google them
>>222525342fungus
>>222525348i've wanked to photos and teams meeting records of pretty much every woman in the office
Cold tomato soup on a hot day lush
>>222524970Why wouldn't he?
reckon goebbels got bullied for that faggy ass name? “gobbles on it gay balls” and such?
Last had sex during the Cameron-Clegg coalition. The good times.
down to 33% battery already
>>222525354prefer not to say
love telling completely pointless little lies constantly cause i have no experience of real life whatsoever
>>222525364You are grim
*stays out of this one*
Toilmongs are animals. Truly.
>>222525364has it affected the way you interact with them?
>>222525405
the bamedem
Only ever had sex while Boris was PM, makes sense as he was the shagger PM
>>222525364I've wanked to so many Facebook and IRC-Galleria photos it's unreal. The chicks know we all do and the latter even had a #iknowmyphotosarewankedto tag.
>>222525358I carry a box with my lunch every day it's not that complicated. All you have to do is cook more of what you ate last night. It can be as filling and nutritious as you'd like.
>>222525418I'm not lonely because being alone is my default state that I've spent my life in.
stewie looks up from his cross and shouts. “father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing.”peter’s face appears above him in the sky “…neheheheheheheh”
>>222525405They turn that way after a few years working in an office. Almost happened to me before I signed on.
Is there anyone here who would seriously consider meeting me off the website and using me as a fuck hole? Polite, well dressed and clean, young brit boy. I’d like be nutted inside once every few weeks
>>222525443What if I don't want to walk around carrying a box of snails?
>>222524785>she would rather kiss a monkey than yougrim
>>222525458flag on, ziedy
mad how I'm fine throwing money away to booze but buying a video game requires deep introspective thought
rorke balancing a bucket of water over leftypol's bedroom door
Might have a glass of waterMight open my window wider
>>222525454There's a Brit thread on /soc/ full of benders, why don't you ask there?
>>222524828That's a really good idea. Genius business concept.
Yesterday i wanked to pictures of a lass that killed herself, amazing pair of tits she had.
>>222525467Because you know you'll drink all the booze but you're not sure you'll play all the video game
>>222525457Then you can walk around carrying a box of mushy peas
it's no wonder I'm not losing weight when I've had 600kcals for a lunch that consisted of 2 mini pork pies and some apple juice
>>222525480Done that before, there was an asmr girl who sudoku'd I wank to on occassion
>>222524896Don't care about any of them, fuck the lot of them
*set to the tune of Oasis’ Don’t Look Back in Anger*Peter Joe Quagmire BrianLois Meg Chris and MoeTom MacDonald
mental innit
Don't like it when stuff happens as I'll have to listen to people's stupid opinions about itWould prefer less stuff to happen
got a post I think you'll all love but I'm saving it for the new
my arse demands a merciless blackraping
haven’t poo’d today, concerning since it’s on a very robust schedule
Too hot, but still need to turn the oven on to cook lunch. Paradox innit
To be quite honest, i expected Sir Kier to go out Tony Montana style rather than this pathetic display, for fucks sake.
picky bits for tea
>>222525506and JOE CLEVELAND AND MEGBONNIE AND BRIAN PETER LOIS AND JOHN HERBERT
sir minister resigned
>>222525581Why? He's always been a whimpering coward
Hearing reports that Sir Keir has fled to Jersey...
7 prime ministers in 10 yearsAll of them absolutely shite
>>222525581he's got something planned don't worry...starmentruppen on standby for orders
>>222525588lush x
>>222525306Genuinely thinking about going to Scotland or something. Those lads won't mind, right?
big up richard dawkins
>>222525613liz truss was peng tho
Hopefully the honorable Lord Bottom Fartington becomes the new UK prime minister
>>222525639bizarre post
don't like burnham because his face looked like it's made out of playdoh
SCREAMINGhttps://x.com/algorecrave/status/2069026389685137461
I don’t like Labour, I don’t like Keir Starmer. His policies, he’s just turn around, turn around all the while
antennae just popped out of my head
>>222525633The leftypol mantra
>>222525613its brexit's fault unironically
rorke hates labour because the idea of doing any labour scares him
>>222525665All PM's look like that though
>>222525672Are you getting better reception now?
Leftypol breaking a nail and blaming it on BREXSHIT
lower summer energy bills you don't see those much anymore
yeah but really though, how low CAN rorke go
if the government wanted me to work they'd make money worth something
>british “humour”>look inside>it’s just american humor accept the characters hate themselves
>>222525688>wah wah brexitShould have thought about that before Tony Blair demographically destroyed Britain
Now I think the UK needs a gypsy! How about Jim McStealsAlot
>>222525613mad how all it would take to stop this from happening is someone to become PM and shut down mass immigration
>>222524785i can and will do a big cum to this
raise your paw if you're a battyman
Mate's biggest fear is Reform getting inThat's his biggest fearNot becoming a minority in his own country or getting put under house arrest againThe idea that some Rorkes might get a turn
Kier Starmer resigned, because of woke.
>>222525732which is actually jewish humour britishers stole from woody allen
no way bruh :skull:
>>222525633get rorke plugged, caged, on HRT, sissified and feminised
Just found out that that Jake Jillinghall movie about the Boston marathon was based on a TRUE person and a REAL even
>>222524896twomad
>>222525760Literally one PM that deals with immigration. Just one. Don't give a fuck what their other policies are.
>>222525800Most youthful zoomer
>>222525786well yea i think a proto-fascist populist party is a bit concerning
"i'm looking for this man, have you seen him?" >holds up a picture of rorke>the townspeople all scatter back to their huts murmuring, mums snatching up their children
>all the evidence pointed away from global warming so now they just inculcate us with the notion normal temperatures are 'extreme'honestly kind of based.
Having to get helpdesk to look at my computer because I've filled up all the hard drive space to the point that they can't even remote inSo now I'm just sat here like a lemon waiting for them to delete stuff
>>222525800black finally cracked
>well yea i think a proto-fascist populist party is a bit concerning
You are now now rocking with Will.I.Am and Britney ***** (anti-woman slur redacted)
>Red warning for where I live on ThursdayIt 5x lush
>>222525849I've unironically had the heating on this month
Is Sir Andy Burnham FOR the bames or AGAINST the bames?
>>222525828>proto-fascist populist partyLeftoids are so full of absolute shit. Farage is a boring luke warm moderate who won't do anything.
>>222525844wee willy winkly
>>222525800Sir Hans Neimann, 12th highest rated chess player in the world, born june 20th of 2003.
Claiming to be a child porn expert and walking into a police station to perform the greatest heist ever known to man
>>222525871>bameThe correct term is BAPOC retard
is it true that andy burnham REALLY proposed mandatory poo inspection, ffs lol
For me it's the quasi-socialist neoliberal hegemonic paradigm
>>222525800literally 20 years younger than me and could pass as older than me unironically
>>222525891Don't think they keep that at the police station other than on their phones in WhatsApp groups
>>222525871Batties, Arsewipes, Mongs, Eejits and Slovens
>>222525873>”i’m an antisocial extremist and the leader of that proto-fascist party isn’t as extremist and antisocial as me which means he’s a moderate”ah yeah good argument there
The Global BAMEPoCity
fell for the gdp meme again award
I have a feeling Burnham will be even worse
rorke trying to pull a dirty dvd through a copshop wall with a scrapyard magnetleftington simply purchasing it with bitcoom on that there web
New neighbour paid less for their house than I did for mine. Can't be having this sort of house price apocolypse, need the Tories back asap
>>222525929For me it's GDP E359
white prople be like >hello my name is Daniel Whiteblack people be like>hello my name is Denial (pronounced Daniel) Brown”
>>222525940he'll be out before Christmas and it'll trigger a general election
>>222525946That's because you lowered the price when you moved in
The BAMESThe benefitsThe BAMES' benefits
>>222525968>>>/int/cum
>>222525912>just going to dismiss anything that doesn't agree with my agenda of licking migrants feet and fallating rainbow dildos as extremeYou too
Girlsdoporn was unironically pure kinoGorgeous amateur women doing porn and clearly enjoying themselves was just utterly based
Do you reckon plumbers piss in sinks
still randomly think of the phrase 'bamelaw' and start laughing irl
we live in a period
>>222525973I'll take responsibility for house prices when the homeless take responsibility for littering. In the mean time I need to government to enact radical housing policy to protect my investment
>>222525981americans are /brit/ approved though
>>222525990>clearly enjoying themselvesSCREAMINGthey were raped for 6 hours to the point of their vaginas bleeding
Usually the white person is called Black or Brown and the black person is called WhiteDon't know why it's just funny like that
I dont think Starmer went far enough with online safety really, i think just the act of turning on a computer should require you to input your ID.
>>222525940He's being crowned by the System so yeah
for me? the black person is usually called a friend
;_;
Won't somebody think of the women getting paid to have sex
>>222525990Um no sex isn't based actually its cringe
>>222525982>you don’t want to murder and deport and rape migrants and refugees? you must want to have gay sex with themnice strawman
leftypol going down to the vape shop for a '''rechargeable''' (disposable) vape rorke pulling one of 15 flavors out from under his coat and filling his refillable
there is no leaser you can vote for that would make any difference
why do I have 0 appetite anymore. and its not the weather
>>222526013Foid cope.Go watch E241 or E404 and tell me they're not enjoying it.
>He's being crowned by the System so yeah
>>222526019Just thinking about a computer should require ID
Andy Burnham doesn't sound or look funny in writingmassive loss for /brit/
>>222526055those were plied with cocaine mate you do realise the people running that site got like 30 years in prison
>>222526052too much coffee perhaps?
>>222525794When you look closer you'll see that the Jews hate each other as much as they do outsiders so you kinda stop hating on them.
Lunch was roasted mixed veg with sweet chili sauce, washed down with a muller corner for dessert. Healthy day to celebrate the heat
>>222526013i saw some of them cum
>>222526044There is not a single person in British politics advocating the murder or rape of anyone. Gtfo our thread you retarded, retarded yank. Take your stupid fucking suicidal out of touch politics somewhere else.
I genuinely do want to like black people
>>222526070Can still do the Seven Nation Army thing thoughbeit
>>222526082bet you're one of those people who think women "squirt" when they're actually just pissing
a man after my own arse
Sir Bame Raper
>>222526082Orgasm isn't a signal of consent, watch some SVU for fucks sake
>>222526073They got prison because they broke the jewish monopoly on porn and attracted the ire of wealthy boomers when their daughters were filmed.
>>222526081mental how nice roasted veg is when you do it right
you know what i hate? when a woman uses the word "cunt" as a sexual term. i think it's a thing they get from american-written smut books. but i've had it happen 3 times and hated it every time.
>>222526097A lot of them a fine, even dated a couple.
i think id like black people if they weren’t so goddamn uglygreat cocks on them though
SNP woman doing a snarky "I only take this oath to serve and my truth alliegence is to Scotland"That should invalidate the oath to the monarch and she should be blocked from taking her seat
The problem with Britain is it's full of Britons
To all you cunts who called Kier Starmer, "Kid Starver", hope you're happy with what you did, if you had kept quiet none of this madness would have happened, the blood is on your hands.
>>222526074dont drink coffee
>>222526124you are severely mentally ill
>>222526081saving your protein quota for a spunk injection from your bf later?
>>222526135love it when bitches use dirty terms like shitpipe, fartbox and cunt
>>222526102na it's piss. those women still came in those videos.
kino nosekinose, as it were
Randy Bum-man
>>222526135Faggot
girls do porn now?
Ooo er stick your big hard meat stick up my shitpipe
>>222526135Prefer the word minge myself
>>222526142I meant it as a compliment
can't think of anything more runtish than arguing over what kind of porn is more '''based''', grim
>>222526052it's the microplastics
>>222526162aaahh i'm coooming !!
>>222526141Scandi and Norman ships took them everywhere on the globe. You can thank us for the Anglo peril.
>>222526194your life comes to mind
NEW>>222526203>>222526203>>222526203
67 times bloody bonkers britain was a cromulent clungespanner
rupert lowe is a racist buggar none of us need a dose of his politics
>>222526139Legacy of The Troubles innit, couldn't reasonably expect Sinn Fein to swear allegiance so then the rest of them jumped on the bandwagon
