Ain't no law n'order no more edition
Burnham Down the House
Girls!
developed amnesia during lockdown. genuinely forget shit within seconds of having thought of it. it's a nightmare.
law and bumder
when was the last time a girl waved at you
>>222527687mental that there are people who can't immediately tell this is AI like I can (due to being smart)
I'm off out to rape the day, see you lads later tonight for the evening discussions x
filtering sweden sorry horse poster but your countrymen are becoming a problem
The Starm has been Harmed lads.
>>222527720ronaldo would still miss
Day 1 of the Thousand Year Burnhamreich
>>222527714Wish you'd forgotten to make this boring ahh post
We will miss you Sir Keir!
>>222527720honestly don't know how someone can look at this and not immediately feel abject despair
Andy Shoot'em Burn'em Gas'em Behead'em
>>222527773oh give it a rest rorke you unfuckable squib
don't remember agreeing to have a filthy northerner run the country
>>222527773People with hayfever?
Sir Drunken Sailor
>>222527773it's not that deep
>>222527720deano or pakistani, call it
lads how brown is leeds?
Rorke joining a "no kings" protest upon seeing Burnham's nickname
Andy Boil'em Mash'em Stick'em In a Stew
>>222527812brown
>>222527764>only 8 ingredients>list is actually 9
do normal people look in the mirror and just accept it
hawk tuah
cant get a portable ac unit because mumberg will get all funny im only able to use it and not them but refuses to chuck in 25~% of the total cost so i can get one that does the entire housepiss take
Sir Andy Man
>>222527809the left of yesteryear would have seen this as an aesthetic abomination unworthy of a self-respecting working class man, spaino
Completed Kingdom Hearts 2 last night. What a experience 10/10 game
>>222527771My favourite Keir momentThe transmission from polite smile, to confusion, to judgement, to fearful disdain then finally to hostility in that short timeframe is incredible
>>222527835accept what
>>222527864that
what are these kind of thick shirts called i need to stop dressing like a runt
>>222527811footy foal gives it away as a deanoid, if it was a paki it would be cricket net
Get the average-looking women wanked to
>>222527834did you count chocolate and then count the three ingredients that made it?you did didn't you?mong
>>222527871normally when I look in the mirror I just think 'damn I'm handsome'
getting AI to generate pictures of women for me to pull my willy to
>>222527839can do what you want really aren't you an adult?
>>222527883she'd look great pregnant with Congolese triplets
just not on
Scousers aren't Northern
>>222527883looks like a lass that used to work at my place about 5 years ago that clearly fancied me but I wasn't interested
>>222527883>averagethat's a 3.5/10
>>222527883Might deepfake her with fat tits getting spaffed on
>>222527848leave me out of your dollhouse shit if you don't mind lad. and what makes you think i'm left wing?
stop posting women dont want to be reminded those foul creatures exist
beating my shit to narnia
poo and then a possible gay porn wine trip
>>222527904you'd look great crying in misery in your incel bedroom for the rest of your life (which you will be doing)
>>222527908Almost looks reasonable compared to here
>>222527883imagine the smell
>>222527834spastic
>>222527930stop posting, women don't want to be reminded those foul creatures (you) existThe power of punctuation
Sir Pint Drinker
why are they so desperate to get andy burnham in? bit suspicious isn't it
bought a ps2 and a compatible old telly from a vintage gaming shop and am going to regress to my childhood for this month off I've taken
I can't look at a woman without thinking about sex.Apparently I am a creep but my biological imperative compels me to think of women as sexual conquests.
>>222527955Hate this glasses
>>222527994could've just downloaded an emulator instead
Can't wait until Wednesday desu
That's right, get them wanked to
>>222527955>camden hellslovely drop that
SWEATING MY FUCKING BOLLOCKS OFF
got called an incel in holland & barrett
>>222528018eliot smith aah looking chimp
>>222528017too big
I can't look at a woman
Oh so Keir Starmer resigns and then immediately another old white man gets to be PM? Vote Green
Saw ex-gf on one of my friend's stories and she's gone fat and has glasses now, that's cheered me up MASSIVELY
Had a nice swim n' sauna sesh then bought meself some new trainers. Got a curry lined up for din dins later as well. Breddy gud day :D
>>222528008Nah, did this deliberately m8
>>222527994You'll try to play a handful of games but ultimately give up. Your attempts at recreating an idealised past will only lead to further despair and alienation
>I can't look at a woman without thinking about sex.>Apparently I am a creep but my biological imperative compels me to think of women as sexual conquests
>>222528054low test faggot thinks turning in a plappable sow is a bad thing
My house is lovely and coolYou can come over if you want but you WILL have to wank me off
>>222528054bizarre made up fantasy
>>222528054mate of mine's ex started an onlyfans and got fat in that order
>>222528068why flag of japan on his fore head
>>222528017This is the exact phenotype I'm most attracted to.
I'm the Keir StarmerTwisted Keir StarmerUhuhuhuuhuh
>>222528067feeble attempt to upset me
>>222527989He's the man for ZOG when they launch war against Russia
>i just wanted was to be a little girlthe most nonced sentence ever spake
>>222528081so everyone was right about him then?
>>222528073It doesn't suit her she looks like a mess but if you live near Edinburgh and like women who look like moles I can hook you up >>222528094Did you sub
>>222528081that is exactly the face I make in that situation too
>>222528060hope you're at least softmodding it and pirating the gameshardware is one thing but buying used games earns you the biggest goy retard award
mental how anyone took trannies seriously for even a secondjust deranged sex lunatics
>>222528081whys bro look like someone hes in public and someone turned the lovesense up
>>222528117nah that was starmerburnham is the man for the technocrats to implement all their palantir slop
Met office weather forecasts are the best the BBC weather is shit
>>222528155Mad how everyone woke up one day and was just like "nah"But it never made them question anything elseMental
whys there a gay black willy flying up my arse help
>>222528123>Did you subNo but I checked thothub to see if any of her shit leaked but it was just one set of her cosplaying while also being fat
>>222528139not an insufferable little antisemite so I don't mind contributing to the local economytime to rejoin planet earth chud
mad that Palantir wrote a based turbororke manifesto and leftypol governments still use themhave to respect it really
>>222528155The discovery that some of them can be extremely sexo changed things dramatically. If they were all ugly freaks it would never have got this far
wearing my stinky cum stained pantaloons
>>222528181alri spaino, still seeing if this character has mileage?
*pretends to check watch*cor is that the time um I should be going..
Just checked the BBC weather and it said bendy with a chance of leakin'
>>222528155there was pushback against the gay movement for a while, and then eventually, total acceptance
>>222528216What a gimp you are Adam
>>222528238*comically large cane slides in from out of frame and pulls you back in by the neck*
>>222528239classic black penis humour, love it!
Rorke is.... Citizen Vigilante
>>222528181Checking how sweaty your ballsack will be in work this week?
has spainos boring centrist mong character said his piece on starmer yet?
Sir Centrist Character
black cock in my arse going cum cum cum
>>222528214left and right are outdated concepts t b h, both sides compete for a piece of the same money off the same peopledoesn't matter who is in charge they'll deliver the same agenda
dollhouse is such a classic spainoismjust love how he can't help but give the game away
>>222528195>cosplayinggrim grim grim
im playing pokemon scarletjust got wooper forme de la negro
sir page refresher
Well it's never pleasant when someone loses their job but I think we can all agree to come together and get behind Andy Burnham, he seems like a decent guy and I'm sure he'll try to do what's right for the country
yes the 0.1% of troons that actually manage to look cute makes it all worth it
>>222528286no offense mate but this is a midwit take
Reinvent yourself this summer.This could be YOU.
playing pokemon hero legacy meabout to do 2nd gym me
>>222528248Nah I think people are getting more anti-gay now, especially when you hear about them constantly noncing and getting up to degen shit
>>222528332well said
why do leftypols love saying "well said" so much?
>You have paid too much tax. HRMC owes you £1529.60I would feel better about this if I still had a fucking JOB
watch England lose every game of world cup nowall due to woke shite Candy Bumham
Quite like Portilloposting, something whimsical about it
Honest question, why are so many of you here utterly obsessed with black mens penises?
>>222528347>Mismagiusgood taste, that one's my favourite
hello chatroom. have you ever had to say wallahi?
Give it Miliband till end of season.
>>222528347bet that's the closest you've ever gotten to a gym, fat cunt
>>222528395hate that cunt me
PORTILLO'S TEETH REMOVED TO BOOST POUND
>>222528375not sure he'll be involved with managing the football team
a little tussle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXINvZyaN9g
>>222528369probably because we're used to hearing intelligent things said by our comrades and can only agree, a rare thing on the know nothing right ofc
No good PMs will be available until after the World Cup anyway
sir u-turnham
>>222528399duh nim
>>222528430i'd have given him a right fucking hiding, tell you the truth, mate
i honestly want to know if it's normal to think about sex when you see a womanam i an indianbrained cumhead or a normal male?
First wuppa of the day garn down the hatch x
sir backtrack of burnham
>>222528341nothing has changed in british politics for about 20 years and both sides have had plenty of goes, they all just do what the donors tell them to
>>222528350that's internet noise from the 3rd world
Danny Drinkwater lmfao
Looking forward to watching the football BAMEs tomorrow
>>222528430bet you were squeezing your fat little pink fists weren't you lol
hi im an incel
Grown men talking about Pokemon.Your parents clearly didn't beat you enough as a child.
>>222528450any plans for this womfwave?
>>222528455Sir Randy Bumhim
I unironically believe this btwvulgar homophobia is for nons
>>222528400Apparently Burnham's going to make him chancellor, can't wait for the markets to crash
>>222528399pscr
sir bo burnham
A Jewish chancellor? Now I've heard everything!
>>222528497rorke will now start shagging mens arses to seem less woke
oh look another political picture which i'm sure isn't at all biased and the examples weren't cherry picked
welcome to the /brit/ernethave a look around
Sir Andy Ketchum
Randy Bumharm
Haha yeah start haha
>>222528498he's got two kitchens to cook the books in haha
>>222528559fucks sake
someone has had a really nasty poo in the work toilets and it wasn't me
Sir Andy Burnham
Sir AIDsy Bumham
Internet Noise From The 3rd World would be a cool album title
Got the abyssic hate on
Sir Scrandy Barmham
andy burnham formerly andy cookham (son of andy rawham)
Cody Drinksoda
Sir Randy Bumbandit
>>222528615The American exchange student at Hogwarts
>Jeremy Clarkson is 100/1 to become the next prime minister
Vape ran out of charge, think we need a new prime minister who can stop this
Sir Bernard's Watch
>>222528489I'll be garn to them beer gardens de lid. Might go down the beach as well and get some chippy wippies.
>makes this face on her wedding day
>>222528636governments already solved it by putting a vape shop on every corner lad
Sir Andy Bumsmen
7 PMs in the last 10 years including two who won large majorities yet the only one who served a full term was the one who couldn't get a majority and had to form a coalition. We never knew how good we had it.
>>222528648>Omg why is this freak kissing me>Doesn't he know what I got up to during freshers week 2014?
Ok but seriously get them wanked to
finally got all my mustache hairs growing in the right direction
>>222528648oofy doofys will marry this and call you an incel for not being in a relationship
unhappy marriages is the new heatherpaedo obsession it seems
>>222528670Actual good post
>>222528684spoiler this hog
every single person in the group chat sent a laughing reaction to my joke. never been done before. a perfect score. i'll be riding this high for a while
>>222528684Hoog. You know what to do
>>222528648I hate women so much
>>222528723
>>222528735haven't seen part 1 x
>>222528670Unironically the least detestable PM in my lifetime
show me some good rock music made after 2019
Bring back the fucking EdStone
>>222528648She married the coomer
>>222528648what is this expression meant to convey
read earlier in the thread that an aussie lad has now filtered swedes and it saddens me since i want him to see my horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTjDxHTlzg010 years ago man I couldn't believe that shit
he'll samefag his own post until he gets a legitimate (You) so he can continue his obsessive posting
>>222528785lol I forgot Roy had Harry Kane taking corners
locked myself out haven't ibeen sat on the doorstep phoneposting for the last hour and a half haven't i
Got that fresh milk on tap x
Sir Candy Sternum
I'm looking for a legitimate (You) can I get some
Neighbours messaged me that her cat is lying near my car tyre.
>>222528761How's the novel coming along?
wish i had groupchat. only notifications I get is from wetherspoon and greene king app
>>222528822*rapes you*
>>222528785Genuinely completely forgot Hodgson even managed England. Mental.
>>222528811Did that once at an old flat, I'd left my keys in the door. I asked my neighbour for some tongs, put them through the letterbox to grab the keys and then pulled them back through. I burgled my own flat.
Gary Neville pleading for Andy Burnham to be given time to get his own ministers in
>>222528823[YouTube] Vine boom sound effect (embed)
>>222528838stim (scream, this is me)
It's roasting in Shrewsbury team put a dish of water outside for the wildlife
>>222528853pisses me off i'd go pub until someone gets home but i've left my wallet inside too
are footballers books worth reading?
>>222528836I don't get it
Chris Spargo video finna be lit
Just found out my wife Ysolda is a skooma dealer, gutted.
fungus itt
>>222528785Why does he called Jermaine Jenas and Rio Ferdinand "Danny and Dean"?
>>222528760Metal is still alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYCksHOx2s(2021)Many more good examples on this channel
>>222528895industry plant
Sir Randy Rapeman
Is this true?Women in the US are more attractive than in Europe?
>>222528888You're probably looking at around 90 quid for a locksmith, they charge a fortune.
>>222528894LDS joke, don't worry your little stupid head x
gymtoil complete
>>222528893Only if you want to read the strung together lame platitudes of a completely addlepate lifted into undeserved wealth and fame because their foot can move a ball good (?)
>>222528919American women are more attractive but have horrendous personalities. If you could have a woman with the looks of a yank and personality of a brit they'd be perfect.
>>222528893They're unironically retardsI read Pirlo's because he's meant to be le philosopher king and he spent most of his free time transferring himself to Barca or Madrid on FIFA and playing pranks on Rino Gattuso
second one-a-day hayfever tablet down the hatchpollen is currently raping me in all orifices police won't intervene
me at my pip assessment
>>222528921one among many reasons i don't live alone
>>222528919It's complete nonsense.
>>222528927*fodefaces adorably*
>>222528960Sharing a flat is fucking grim I'm never doing that again
>>222528812is it chocolate?
>>222528959Right well she got less attractive after losing weight then didn't she
>>222528919Europeans look better because each region spent thousands of years developing distinct visual characteristics. The American melting pot approach is disgusting and dysgenic, and they've been trying to push it on us since the wars ended.
he's outlasted another one. who will be pm when larry passes? an unborn miliband?
>>222528959How do you get ADHD and PTSD from bowel movements?
>>222528939i think british women have the worst personalities out of any in the worldonly in britain do you have vile slags thinking she's a 10/10 princess
>>222528959bitch's nether regions be labyrinthine
>>222529002I didn't mean some working class slag, they're fucking grim inside and out.
>>222528959 looks like russell howard in a wig
finally got the courage to go to the barbers and they turned me away said I have to book online. Fucking hate my shit life
>>222529028Not a very nice thing to say is it
andros townsend does influencer videos on insta now talking about eating raw meat and fasting what a melt
you really are vile little bigots aren't you?
>>222529030DAILY MAIL?
Shan't be watching the Argies as I don't recognise their right to exist
>>222529028upper class girls are in high demandmiddle class and working class girls are the majority so we have to work with that
>>222529052hehe yea i am a bit
>>222529038Each town has about 100 barbers, go to another one.
Sir Meghan Trainor
Diego would've loved today
you guys planning on having sex sometime this century?
Starmtroopers.... lay down your weapons....
>>222529071big of you to admit, I'm proud of you
damn his collection mogs mine which only started in 2002But I have the OG Jabulani and he doesn't so I claim victory
>>222529052>vile little bigotsktim
>>222529081You can't plan that sort of thing. It either happens or it doesn't.
yes yes meghan trainer very wellbut training her to do what?
>>222529096Fascinating*leaves the room, bumping into the shelf which knocks all the balls off*
>>222529096deanoooo
hate to admit this, but my best haircut was at a turkish barbers
>>222529076This was the only one run by an older man. The rest are all run by deano types im not good around them
>>222529052>you really are vile little bigots aren't you?Yes.
>>222529142He just didn't want to serve you
Need a good country to move to where my savings will allow me to live like a king
>>222529081Haven't had sex for three years, not bothered if I don't ever again.
>>222529132qt on the right, would marry and have a dozen green shreklets with
>>222529154Wouldn’t surprise me
Sir Turkish Barber
I turn 32 this year and remain a virgin who has never had a gf
>>222529155Papua New Guinea
sex is overrated
>>222529130Lol
>>222529180kek this is NOT me as im only 25
>>222529182full of cannibals
this pokemon game has a dog made of dough and he's called fidough hahahow do that come up with it
i didn't know being literally offside counted as offside
>>222527686thread for when we're ready to move
>>222529211You can't park there mate
>>222529141>"""turkish""" barbers99% of them are other random mystery meat brownoids like kurds or iraqis but deano can't tell the difference because any cunt can do a peaky blinders haircut while wearing oud
Papa New Guinness
>>222529229fuck up spaino you incorrigible gizzard
thinking about how good Dark was. probably the best time travel programme i've seen. also two of the girls get their tits out
can't even get a genuine turkish haircut, due to woke
god granting the blessed southwest relief
>>222530512im in the blue and it sucks. just humid as fuck
thinking about better days
>>222529209nupokemon momentseries died at gen 4
