lovely beautiful world edish
alri
>>222527686Get it fished
>>222527686>roasting alive sub edish
Restore bros... It's over
never have I ever done a poo and gotten a boner from the feeling of it sliding out my bum
>>222529211it doesn't
>>222527686>hurrrr look at duh spwarkles in duh wah-uhgrow up
>>222529270are roobz
>>222527686
Mad how I don't even like this country any moreLet the BAMEs have it if they want it so bad
Might have a wank
>>222529289TIL cows can swim
>>222529276silence rorke, you interminable oaf
>>222529270Imagine how good that bed smells after she's been sweating and farting in it all night during a heatwave
>>222529276You need your head checked
>>222527686Wow look at the sparkles in the water
Nate Higgers
>>222529269ok
>>222529310this but her plump arse
>>222529270unspeakable things will be happening in that bed when i get in there with her
>>222529270genuinely don't understand the obsession with this one lads. She has a weird head
>>222529259i've got a portillo backlog. he's been on too many train journeys
mad there was a time you had to watch all the marvel movies
>>222529335We don't tolerate that kind of divisive identity politics over here, get back to /cum/
>>222529364yeah mate we just posted this earlierget with it
>>222529361genuinely got baffled looks from grown men when I said the only one I watched was Iron Man
>>222529339what like satanic rituals and stuff?
Leftypol: There have never been sparkles in the water schizo. The water has ALWAYS been murky. Even if the water did used to sparkle, who cares? Murky water is good.
>>222529270fucking bitch
im evil
>>222529361Mad how the normies became massive nerds for a bit there
Thoughts on this? Good album tbf
>>222529384can't sayits unspeakable you see
>>222529406all incels are
Reading beowulf It capeshit, why didnt they just grow up
>>222529413looks scary
Great Holocaust Train Journeys
>>222529337
>>222529369sorry, you want me to close the door on the way out?
>>222529438That man certainly gets himself in some scenarios
>>222529364he sells courses? i thought he was a black pilled guy but he's no different than those pick up artists from the 2000s lmao
The pork pie has been eaten. What's next for me?
>>222529473This is what rnhs used to be about
Every time I think wanktoil is done for a while it starts againMad that
>>222529473corr wish she'd kill me
We at /brit/ have never forgotten rapper Coolio and say `Rest In Peace` unto him
>>222529473Most bang average straight down the middle 5/10 I've ever seen in my life
>>222529473mad how she got framed for killing them babies
>>222529487bed
>>222529473Free Lucy Letby she didn't murder any babies
>>222529522looks like arse mate
>>222529437Nah it’s pretty happy sounding
>>222529522it's just a greasy ponytail
Messi is a genius and so am I because I like him
>>222529473Wonder if she's lezzed out in prison. I bet she has a very high sex drive and would go prison gay for a handsome butch dyke with a skinfade
Baby murderer Lucy Letby's ovaries going sour as we speak!
>>222529555All memes should be like this. The bright colours are too distracting.
>>222529555IRDBLT
>>222529473wish I was in palliative care and she wanked me to death
hath anyone noticed how similar "Messi" and "Mousey" sound..............
>>222529583This is a very sexually confusing outfit
earthen dwelling
[This post has been ethically modified]
>>222529473Reminder that medical malpractice is one of the number one causes of death in first world countries
Team it's too hot someone do something
raping the biomass
tired of pretending this chick isn't hot and I wouldn't have sex with her
Not even really that hot is it
>>222529630Boring male begone
>>222529583my monke brain doesnt know how to process this one
wonder how many teenagers will drown during this heatwave
once was young and dark, my eyes bright grey blueBut, now time has tamed me, I'm as grey and white as you
Still feel like an incel even though I have a good job and own my own place
>>222529647Why did you sexually abuse that polish girl and rape those wheelchair kids?
>>222529630trying to sweat your bollocks off?
Bro wants to shag a fucking moomin
>>222529654now reply to yourself feigning interest in this boring shite he was only good on This Week FACT, NEXT
>>222529406Magnet and Steel are on the case
That's another waravan holiday booked in for later this year. It womfy x
>>222529640not for me im in the shade with a nice wind blowingam a trifle parched though
>>222529660Hope we beat the last record
>>222529630Does it sound like peeling a roll of sellotape when you unstick your big manly testicle sack from your thighs on a hot day like this?
>>222529654It's hard to find trousers that vividly blue. Normally they are too dark or a much lighter pale blue.
As yet undecided what to have for teaSomething g light and healthy as I have a big long weekend of boozing ahead
Footys on in an hour.
>>222529663Have a shag and see how you feel
>>222529675
watching countdown earlier today and a mongo tried to get monkie accepted as a spelling. He even went "it's monkey but with i and e on the end of it" it got rejected and he losthe was getting battered the whole game shouldn't have been on the show
Absolutely fucking bonkers that it will be 10 degrees hotter than today on Thursday
>>222529678Yeah?
>>222529725scream
>>222529728Your knackers are going to be down to your knees in that weather! Better pick a long skirt
it's not hot
>>222529660they dont teach kids how to swim in england?
phones down to 5% lads
actually it is a bit hot
scored an early resignation wearing my excellent glasses watching live sky news on my tv via sky stream in no 10…
>>222529663thats an incel though. Someone who does the normal things, takes part in society, but is still rejected/ignored
>>222529728Not really that hot today though is itI wished I'd brought a jacket with me this morning
>>222529795kiwis be like 'also known as hobbit hole'
>>222529803haha
>>222529772>phone bill down 5%>electricity up 150%>gas up 300%>food up 200%>wages stagnantBliss
>>222529675moomin mama could get it lowkey
>>222529803PSCR
just had a cold shower. shant be getting dressed again. i am stark bollock naked x
Black Dog - Spanners
incels must form an army
Now that the dust has settled, was it rigged?
Black Dog - Babe Ruth
>>222529703Me top left
Cheadle... Home... Least it was 'fore I fucked everythang up.
If I was locked out I'd be back in my house in seconds because I'm smart enough to have a key hidden somewhere that it is quite unlikely to ever be found. Not impossible, but it's not somewhere you'd think to check. In this way I am better than lockedoutlad
>>222529864What the fuck is his hand even doing there?
>>222529827guy has no backboneoversaw lockdownsvax mandateslargest mass immigration in countries historybut in the words of shaggy it wasn't me >>222529849not sure i've ever been naked in me life
starting to love my gf instead of just liking her a lot
black and white spotted dog - dalmatian
Sweltering 21c in my incelterrace
Wish someone would get me wanked (other than myself of course)
customer who always bangs on about politics was in today
any fartman in
>>222529827mad how theyre allowed to do that to society with impunitywe must rise up
>>222529877all you had to do was follow the hs2 line cj
>>222529889i only love girls who dont want meone girl i was falling for a bitwe hooked upstill liked her but was also kinda over hernow she's got someone else and wont sleep with me anymore i want her again lmaoi am so braindead
>>222529864if it was rigged the referee wouldnt have given them 10 extra minutes of overtime for no reason so they could tie us.The match was a shitshow with bullshit decisions that fucked over both teams, we simply won and they didnt.
wow, didn't know the Labour backbench was this thin
Fucking shit being a woman because you can't take your top off in summer without wearing a bra underneath I want to cool off
>>222529878under the doormat is it
>>222529920very feminine
I can only facepalm as we now walk into a new unknown metropolis. When will the TikTok style politics stop.. this isn’t a game. The general public are maddening.but the 'TikTok politics' won't ever stop.It's 2026.Starmer was not that popular to begin with, has minimal charisma and failed utterly to resist the growth of the hard right with both his policies and dreadful communication.He is a leader from the 90s. We don't live in that world anymore.
poo fuck shit
>>222529881He's without a doubt the worst Prime Minister in living memory. Truly evil bastard.
t-shirt was drenched from cycling
>>222529905ktim
>>222529913SCRM
>>222529937i'm not very masc you're not wrongwell except in being very rational and autistic shit otherwise haha>>222529945agree we basically had a cold civil war
start doing THIS
are andy will get brexit done
Austria vs. ArgentinaThe Hitler Derby
wanking to images of myself
>>222529927good thing you're not a woman then
>>222529929Drat, foiled againNo not really it is concealed within the sky dish I don't use and was already attached when I moved in.
>>222529927see women just wearing the skimpiest gym outfits in town. Little sports bra,tiny little lycra shorts
Sacked Tranny posting extremely obvious bait again is it?
>>222529950Get caught in a shower did you?
There's no room for you smelly little incels in our society
making chicken for dinner
>>222529973er, not to the lyrics went
>>222529978either way that kind of shit would not fly where i live my neighbours are SCUM
>>222529988he's getting lazier
>>222529938>Starmer was not that popular to begin withHe was though
it is time to rise up
my spare doorkey is hidden inside a gnome on my garden whose head comes off if you pull it
drinking days are tomorrow, wednesday and thursday, the three days when it'll be super hot. oh it will be lush
So many people on /brit/ shocked he’s gone and acting as if they weren’t in large supporting it and skating his every move.We’ve lost the most stability we’ve had in years, the most sensible voice, and did an objectively decent job.This nations a shitshow filled with too many morons obsessed with social media and the shite they read on there.Changing prime ministers won’t change a thing, social media needs controlling as does the media.Everyone who wanted this well done, you’ve just made Russia, trump and Elon fucking musks day.
>>222529993>We successfully ousted our own leader, just like the conservatives love doing. Strong and stable! Lol!
well that didn't last long
magpie just flew into the window, luckily it wasn't going too fast and managed to correct itself
>>222529982yet somehow it's "unfair" they can't walk around toplessit's another one of these braindead so called double standardsgirl's can walk around withw ay more skin on display like their whole arse out without it being an issue, imagine if a man did that lmao. not to mention when was the last time someone complained about a girl wearing a crop top in a restaurant or a supermarket or an art gallery yet obviously you cant be shirtless in any of these places. yes shirtless is more skin, but a croptop and short shorts is not less than shirtless and normal shortsbut somehow muhh women are oppressed cos they can't walk around with their baps out (and they can anyway lol)
>>222529982I can't do that due to my anxiety. Always have to wear at least a t shirt and jeans
>>222529988you should know Adam you posted it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MTvHCUAsS4
>>222530029What's this then, all the women you fell in love with and thought you were in an ACTUAL relationship with?
Anyone got a leaflet from the royal mail today?
>>222530001Pretty sure all his replies from people "taking" the bait are samefags at this point
>>222529938Its true what they say AI learns everything from reddit, it even copies their mong way of speaking.
>>222530029it started with that swedish bint in the flair leggings on public transport
NO ERA PENAL
>>222530003Was he? Labour won because the public were sick of conservative governments He was already disliked by the left and the rightOnly centrists morons who have no opinions about anything anyway liked him
>>222530029had sex with all of them
>>222530029I still like that one with the red paint on her face
>>222530029I love her...
>>222530072He was yes
>>222530037That little lol at the end doesn't conceal the incel rage emanating off this post.
>>222530059long been a gimmick on /brit/ to copy and paste reddit comments
>>222530076This but>>222529993
>>222530082her 15 minutes are over move on
>>222530072>Only centrists morons who have no opinions about anything anyway liked himscreaming a friend of a friend is like thishe's like a slightly belligerent wet wipe>>222530084ad hominem. my argument is true even if my character is poor
rokrje
>>222530056>better all-round servicetl;dr making things worse, otherwise they'd just say better without qualifiers init
what signet ring do i need for whites to accept me
>>222530041would be interested in knowing how you arrived at the conclusion that I am spaki apart from the flag
>>222530083Name a single person who liked him
>>222530085yes i know that was a reddit comment, they're in the hysterics over there.Im saying i just noticed the similarities between reddit speak and AI speak.
>>222530096Don't disrespect the queen
woah sacked tranny bambalam woah sacked tranny bambalam
Alek Yerbury is the only one who can save this country
>>222529346same. skipped the korean ones cos they seem a bit boring
The things. They didn't get better.
>>222530119james o'brien
wish it was Diego Day so he would explain all this politics to us dumb-dumbs....
Might replay far cry 5, one of my favourite far crys
>>222530154everyday is diego day if you incel hard enough
>>222530122The UK media won’t stop till the country is destroyed.- I honestly think we underestimate how much the media is responsible for political instability in the UK.- Even if you ignore the indirect stuff, like foreign money, billionaire owners, lobbying, ideology, whatever, the basic incentive is obvious.- Bringing down a Prime Minister is good business. It means more drama, more panic, more clicks, more people watching.- So they just repeat the same cycle again and again. Build someone up, turn on them, create a sense that everything is in crisis, then act surprised when the country feels unstable.
>>222530122ai uses reddit for its language learning whatevernot kiddingremember watching a vid on it and its grimmer than it seems
>Changing prime ministers won't change a thingLiterally no downsides then, get him sacked
>>222530145Quite literally never had a correct opinion about anything so point very much proved
that is mental
Why are they so obsessed with 'stability'
>>222530201Stability means good for those with capital
eating monkey shit
>>222530178>point very much provedNo it wasn't because you said no-one liked him and you were told someone didIn fact you were completely wrong lmfao thick mong that's what you are (likely Northern)
>>222530194this is substantially below too when they did the whole EU right to remainturned out tehre were over 3 million europeans here who wanted to stay the governement didnt know about lmao>>222530201its a hold over from augustine's civitas dei, where the stable angels are our future neighbours in the city of heaven
>>222530194Quite a lot of people isn't it
>>222530201line must NEVER go down
>>222530194WE'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH. BRITAIN NEEDS TO HOUSE THE WORLD.
need to sniff bridget phillipson's sweaty bra, knickers and socks
>>222530194
>>222530133s
>>222530194blimey, the economy must be booming with such a surplus of labour.>>222530168Asking AI is asking reddit lol.
>>222530222Already qualified that centrists morons liked him
Seems like a nice guy tbf
>>222530249mad how hitler couldn't destory the uk but a clwon could
>>222530225australia has even more based on percent of population haha
>1%see you on the other side
>>222530261buenos dias senor
>>222530103red card
38c and rainingjust not on is it
Saw a netball girl and her arse was half hanging out
there is literally zero evidence that thousands and thousands of white girls were "raped" by pakistani grooming gangs, but that's not a conversation rorke is wiling to have
he was hot dont even deny it
>>222530239Imagine showing this pic to the blokes working in that mill in the 50s, they'd think there had been another world war and we lost
Nigga lives in Singapore omds
>>222530239leftypol absolutely loves for this for some reason
>>222530286sounds lovely Get the angel heart watchd
>>222530299The only thing we know is hat the right wing fash aka the police were complicit in any rapes
>>222530029whos the jap/korean?
Millions of white American women have been raped by blacks since the 1950s. There needs to be a rape gang inquiry in the US
>>222530194The uncomfortable conclusion of this data:Starmer reduced immigration more than any PM in the history of the UK.
Um sounds like someone doesn't believe all women
>>222530311Me in the lower two panelsI was a right hellraiser as a child
>>222530331they tekked it xthey liked it x
>>222530331council estate chavs don't count
>>222530328indeed he did. reform will probably reduce it a further 10-20% but then theyll say a certain amount is needed to keep essential services and the economy going
Girls in their crop tops
>>222530300He was still pretty handsome like 7 or so years ago right when he became labour leader but getting fat and his test dropping with age has made him look like a lesbo. Depressing really. I'm 100% getting on TRT when I'm in my 60s
finished Rogue Trader. i enjoyed it very much.
>>222530299bit weird to randomly bring this up, you think about white girls getting blacked often?>>222530286look at the bright side, you're experiencing rainforrest weather without having to leave the house, its like a little vacation really.
Good morning sirs
im pineapple chimp
Lmfao
subhuman Northerners are DIRECTLY to blame for this latest political nonsense
desk chair smells like arse
call me to action lord starmer. i am ready to die for you. give me a signal
Going to have to wait until like 9 before I can take the berg out for a walk.
Get the part-time jobs applied for
>>222530375Buenos Dias Lad
So grim that a scouser is going to be the prime minister
>>222530391room smells like soggy fermented cum but i havent cummed in a week at least
>>222530399why you taking your cat out for a walk?
>>222530353Absolutely right. Reform can't reduce it too much because they are pro-business Thatcherite ideology and they want cheap workers.
it monday
>>222530029frrrr her kids will be cute hapas. like alysa it's ABS
>>222530416Such is life
mumberg came back from work and let us in didn't sheand so the saga of lockedoutlad comes to an end
>>222530368Move of a temperate mountains and plains man myself, would move to Patagonia if the local wouldnt murder me x
I genuinely dont understand why he is being forced to resign?This is not something people wanted, we voted for him in thr majorityWho really has the power to be behind this??
>>222530461>we voted for him in thr majorityi don't think 'we' did lad
>>222530451missed out on this sagaqrd (ps you shag her up the arse?)
The press clapping for him after spending 2 years trying to oust him at the merest hint of an unhappy backbencher. Like sharks smelling blood. I didn’t like Starmer as PM but he deserved better than this. The press focused only on the problems and not the victories and progress Starmer made in his short run.
>>222530441stuff like this makes me realise i'm just mega mentally ill because it's not my looks (i look barely worse than him) that stops me getting girls but my mental illness
How old were you when you found out lockedoutlad still lives with his parents?
>>222529864most definitely rigged match, the fouls and penalties given against france were egregious
>>222530461his leadership was about to be challenged and he saw the writing on the wall
>>222530488Our media are right wing mongs
>>222530451corr you lucky sod, wish I still lived at home
I don't like Keir Starmer but I would NEVER EVER criticise him
>>222530483went out for an incelwalk at about lunchtime forgot my keys and walletthats about it really
nth for the holodem
>>22253049329
anime girls are peng
All the bong and American lefty comments saying "Keir wouldn't resign" after Trump said he would are suddenly gone
Managed to do a bit of pooing but nowhere near enough to explain the amount of farting I'm doing And it's too hot to put any extra effort into pooing
waking up an hour earlier and still being late cause of my adhd
Ah yes the far-right Daily Heil
FAK YOU
Who was the first soccer player who decided they’d roll around and scream like an infant because someone tapped them
Leftypops unironically thinks the media is right-wing because Nigel Farage has been on Question Time a few times more than some other random politicians. This is literally what they point to every time, they actually have his number of appearances memorised in their heads to fire off an "ACKSHUALLY" at any moment
We got rid of the first prime minister in years to reduce nhs waiting times, reduce immigration, nationalise companies, invest in energy, avoid following America into some war in the Middle East. I better never hear anyone talk about these issues again.
Firing up the VPN so I can look at the naked ladies
lying on my bed
>>222530461he's disliked by most of the country, think his approval rating might've been in the 20%/ he wasn't going to win a re-election. labour are hoping/coioping with burnham. I'm just glad that zionist is gone
>>222530580Don't do that
>>222530563this fanny
>>222530563Neymar is the most infamous, whether that is justified i dont know.
Doing a shit
>>222530563Probably some guy from France. The French are notorious pussies
>>222530586>I'm just glad that zionist is gonei got bad news for you bro..
>>222530563jurgen klinsmann famously
two year kier
>>222530638heh
>>222530545
need to take my 'pn off i switched to yankland so i could look at naked pictures of women on x formerly twitter
Your post isn't worth saving for the new thread. Get it posted
>>222530591>Peter Kyle is gay and for eight years he was in a relationship with Czech-born Vlastimil Tiser until Tiser was killed in 2012.>He is a member of the Fabian Society.[73]>Kyle has long been a close friend and protegée of [Lord] Peter Mandelson — from many years before he became an MP and during his promotion by Progress, the “New Labour” vehicle set up and funded by billionaire Lord Sainsbury.>Business Secretary Peter Kyle defended the appointment of Peter Mandelson as UK Ambassador to the US by stating that Mandelson’s “singular talents” were deemed to outweigh the risks associated with his known relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Ah yes
>>222530667best moment of that world cup imo
thoughts on Restore?
>>222527669>>222527669
>>222530576kek mad when you put like that init
How many blatant red cards will Messi get away with today?
>>222530696C'est fini
>>222530667love those little argie cunts
>>222530705Wait a minute that isn't the new
>>222530691Nominative determinism bros keep winning
>>222530667kino
>>222530667rio de la plata rats
face is really sticky
wish i was a buttplug
>>222530576Mad how Farage would have sent us into Iran at the click of Trumps fingers without question
>>222530738Mental how they quite literally simply are all gay paedos and that's that
>>222530384Sir Marcus Rubieux
>>222530753been eating honey?
rorke smoking weed
>>222530787>>222530787>>222530787
>>222530782ktim in 15 mins
when farage wins a landslide and this country is set on fire by his thugs think back to this moment and remember the selfish cunts in the labour party who caused this.
I guess this dogshit thread is the new then:>>222529217>>222529217>>222529217
sir new deleter
JANNY! YOU SICK FUCK!
Quickdraw
janny are you ok?
whats he dain
ok lets try that again janny you bastard>>222527669>>222527669
desperate to fit in jeff
New>>222530894>>222530894>>222530894
Janny are you torching my soul in the candlelight
>>222530905
