latex edishold: >>222530894
Cream
was very put off by how hard the clitoris was when i first had sex didnt like it at all
the tex edish is it?
latex like that is basically black face but black body
>>222530297rum thread this
How do I become a tour de force? A maverick? A whirlwind? A force of nature? An immovable object? An agent of chaos? The One To Be Reckoned With???
cor that apple crumble was delicious
Too bloody hotGet the CO2 emissions reduced
You know what just hits right on a hot day like this? Ice cold cheap store brand cola, you know that 30p kinda shit. Corrr
>>222532561the woman's bellend isnt it
>>222532532I wonder if playing too much with shiny plastic toys causes this fetish
>>222532569not on really is it
>>222532573have a dad and then network with the right people with your dad's help, presumably weathermen
>>222532565Einstein level, high IQ post
Thinking of retiring soon
bit racist how the austrians use the blacks only as defenders, like background characters
zamn argie MILF
smoking opium in my turban and smoking jacket
>>222532601just saw a man impersonate the king of teachers
>>222532644rich people really used to chill out smoking opium and laudanum and stuff all day
>>222532434Grok unless you're a quadrillionaire who can afford to pay for Claude usage fees
The fuck?
Women are posting pictures of themselves being waited on by men in hijabs and now I have a new fetish
>>222532561Bruce complaining at the brothel like
>>222532687That's you done sonny-jim
Jim TeacherMatt TeacherGeoffrey Teacher
Become Chad
>>222532687dog whistle
>>222532702nah mate need a VAR check on this not accepting that
>>222532687You posted a picture of Nigel.
>>222532709what weight do you need to be for that physique?
>>222532687https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222530894/#222532180is it really because you posted nigel farage with a pintoh my days janny
>>222532728extremely stupid question
>>222532725since when was it an offense to use reaction pics of politicians holding pints
fungus
>>222532687what the fuck
>>222532709Nobody can use the phrase POV right. if it was from her point of view it would basically be a shot of her arm holding his hand
I don't think you can learn a foreign language from an app
>>222532606I think it's just that youthful skin has more collagen which makes it look shiny. Also skin gets shiny when the woman is all sweaty from having sex. Two signals that activate the monke brain.
>>222532754>Shippy and Moni (2026)
>>222532729screm
>>222532769>>222532804janny not going to do anything about this off-topic spam is he though
what is this new obsession of his about
>>222532758ok
>>222532751*picks and eats a magic mushroom*oh shit I get it now
nth for the baddiedem
>>222532709He loves himself more than her
>>222532827How is posting sfw pictures of my new fetish off topic spam?
just fed two caterpillars to a big spider, because they were infesting my lilies
Hows everyone doing today?
>Finally learnt how to be socially competent in my late twenties long after it mattered most>Finally learnt how to invest at the tippy top of the markets when easy mode is over>Finally getting /fit/ after a lifetime of being a skinny unhealthy loser>Finally have time to pursue creative interests when nobody cares anymore
>>222532862he loves that pussy plentydon't get it twisted
>>222532728Very low bodyfat + steroids and being a manlet helps.
£25.64 spent in the Asda
>>222532874god's a fucked in the head freak
>>222532874Hope you burn in hell
im a groyper too btw
>>222532877MOT failedno idea how im supposed to get to toil tomorro
mental how nice salad is
>>222532725add some meat in with that jazz
>>222532891Never reply to me ever again
>How is spamming off topic pictures off topic spam?
whenever a woman has shown interest in me in the past I get overwhelmed and panic and start to sabotage myself It’s a curse
>>222532925It's nature. They ate my lillies. A spider ate them.
>>222532925spiders got to eat too
>>222532931salad fingers
>>222532934Meat-free Monday
>>22253294650 eons in Vishnu's samsara cycles would not be torment enough for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrOoRfMVOE Today's tunage. Parody song
>>222532941Get that sorted out. It's a symptom of some underlying emotional problem. See a therapist.
Some people are so overconfident and full of themselves and I don't get whyLike, how can you be a jumped up little cunt if you're fat and ugly and divorced? If I were you I'd never show my faceI'm the type of person who has no self-esteem until I've earned it and that can take years to develop
>>222532941girl in year 11 was into me but i didn't act on it
>>222532930Actual fucking cattle. >even though my car drives fine (I drove it to get its MOT done) I’m now not going to drive it because le imaginary database has changed my car from MOT pass to MOT failBet you also say things like “akshully, it’s a speed limit NOT a target!” Do you really think you’re going to get done driving your car to work and back? Faggot
might quit the vapes lads, that stuff's not good for you is it
>Andy Burnham, Britain's First Lifelong Catholic PM *sipts* lol find jesus andy
>>222533010If I was a dog I would look like THIS
>>222532941I remember my small willard and shut her down so she never sees it
It will never stop being funny.Even better, Rorke will vote again for the people responsible. It just beggars belief
>>222533013I see plenty of fat, ugly, bald blokes walking around with girlfriends and wives, no idea how they do it.
>>222533035Woah he looks like a working class man of the people and not a privately educated posh ex banker!
>>222533035janny get him
i ent clicking that why does YT recommend this shit
>>222533055I've still yet to hear how this was caused by brexit.>inb4 that EU scheme where we sent about 100 people back to France under that people talk about
>>222532723what's this then
>>222533055wasnt it mostly hong kongers and ukranians
>>222533083you don't know tic tac head?
>>222533055Um you don’t understand Nigel is based for Brexit it was just implemented wrong!
>>222533035RAPE HIM JANNY
>>222533083ok I will click it !!
*pops a red and gold rosette on a steaming dog shite* *Northerners vote for it*
wish i was never born lol
should i run to argos before they close in 55 minutes and impulsively buy an apple watch
>>222533055I can't believe Boris Johnson turned out to be a shyster.
>>222533146*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>222533109Remember when Farage stood down candidates in Tory areas because Farage approved of Boris' plan so much? DELETE THIS POST
>>222533055funny how EU immigrants started leaving at the peak of the brown invasion
>>222533148instead, go do a poo that's a bit of a pain to wipe up
>>222533148no
What happened to that one lad that posted "new 'eitch" with a link to a new Charlie Veitch YouTube video?
>Northerners in Makersfield vote for Starmer 2.0>he immediately fucks off never to be seen again
>>222533097Apparently after 2020 400,000 Hong Kongers and Ukrainians came here, so that would explain a big chunk.
>>222533172possibly banned for advertising/begging
>>222533168okay
>>222533148yeswhy
LIVERPOOL
just woke up from a hellish dream world where nothing is created by humans and the world is turning into Venusthank god I'm on Earth again and none of that was rea--- hey, wait a second!
just found out im gay
>>222533172unfortunately still here and hasnt necked himself just yet
is that one austrian player blasian
>>222533040> Andy Burnham is generally supportive of abortion rights and follows the Labour Party position of protecting access to abortionNot Catholic then
bought some cookies
>>222533192the idea of being able to track so many statistics (heart rate, steps etc) really really excites me
>>222533198why does real life never look like this
*buys a tv licence*
>>222532729roar
>>222532723Finally BRVWN FEMALE SVPREMACY is not a dream anymore
thinking about the time I pissed off my (female) housemate so then I heard her blasting out EMPOWERING MUSIC like Titanium and Roarcrease
>>222533232get the stress tracked
>>222533261poo bradley
BPC 157 update: fucked it and got myself sent to A&E
*turns up the bass upon request of the song*
>>222533163Rorke voted Brexit because the polish immigrants were the current boogeyman at the time. Well he got his wish didn't he lol
>>222533230fucking hell it’s been a while
if my life doesn’t get better soon I will end it just saying like
Alri
>>222533261Would've been repeating "You are a strong power woman" to the mirror later that day
Who is the chubbiest regular post of /brit/
Third caterpillar fed to the spider
>>222533269apple should have indian doctors that exist inside your watch and prescribe drugs if you're too stressed
>>222533314Me I posted my belly yesterday
nigga called champipn
I don't have a TV license so I just read about the games in the newspaper
*turns into a crowd of bats and flutters away*
>>222533345Gosh
stop choking messi for fucks sake.
Had a chicken tikka masala curry for din dins now watching Argentina vs Austria on the telly x
for every girl out there no matter how hot there is some guy who is sick of her
run it closes in 45 minutes
this might sound mental but my internet slows to dialup speed whenever the microwave is on
Apparently it’s gay to be attracted to this because it was born a man
sir offsidi
>>222533377i had a thai green curry for tea yesterday and some cheese for pud
>>222533383PLEASE say she still has a yummy penis
>>222533392shit screamer
>>222533392absolutely had the same idea scromb
can burnham help me get a 3-5k loan without credit or income?
>>222533337Face cheeks I mean
Tore up some flatbread, drizzled some olive oil on it and sprinkled some Tajin on it. Cook for 15 minutes until they are crunchy chips. Dio them into hummus. Dinner sorted BOSH
Vinnie and Shrimp
>>222532754corrr who's that angel on the left?
>>222533424
*turns into a crowd of battyboys and minces away*
>>222533399No chopped off
>>222533427Cooked bread is not dinner
>>222533380shut upi am being sensible and deliberating on it
>>222533442feel like I've just been punched seeing this
>>222533424are you a vantablack biomass asylum seeker?
>>222533429aww little meows ^-^
>>222533453NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222533404not a vegetable in sight
>>222533404You're a useless runt that should be executed if you buy any of that slop.
>>222533442how do I have nostalgia over a fuckin rotary phone
>>222533463No>>222533442Is this a meme or something
>>222533476spag bol, mash potato, cheestring
>>222533394Sounds lush lid x
there are 19 frog species in spain and only 2 in britainget a grip
>>222533429YOU'RE CAT IS DANGEROSLY HOTLOOK THE POSTUREACT NOW
are you a sardine
seanhere, seanfuck off back to /britfeel/
half a block of cheese and 5 pickled onions for tea
>>222533531sc
>Trying to log in to a government website>Account has been disabled for no reason>Call up the advisory line twice>Two women each time who didn't know how to fix the issueAhh yes brilliant ladsShall definitely be paying all my taxes the government deserve every penny
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey has declared Lionel Messi to be a great footballer
Absolutely furious and I’m not a Labour supporter or voter.They promised to be a serious party of government and not play internal games like the Tories but here we are.I don’t think Keir Starmer is perfect, I dont think he’s got all the calls right, but he’s a good and decent man trying to fix a clusterfuck that has been 14 years in the making.I despair for the future of this country - it’s ungovernable - driven by the press, social media, and MP’s who clearly value their own careers over the future of our country.
>>222533429vinicius and vinicius jr
>>222533097some, but no, not mostly
>>222533525burnham will prioritise this
>>222533531Make that pussy wet
Hate American celebrity worship
Well then Shakira ain't half bad is she
it's a bit hot
genuinely hate third worlders so muchit's so shit that everywhere on the internet has been flooded with 90 iq brown people
>>222533581culture surrounding british royals is the same or worse tho innit
>>222533585id love to worship her arsehole
>>222533561
>>222533540he spam reports you if you mention him btw >>222528823
On the side of Austria for this match team. Should be a 2-1 to Austria outcome
imagine if you cared about football you could track your heart rate during intense moments
anyone here shag prostitutes beforeI'm wanting to try it to lose my virginity but don't know where to startI'm virginicus maximus btw
>>222533561I know you're just posting stuff from r/unitedkingdom but that post is correct
percocetrorkey percocet
>>222533595freezing me got the AC blasting but can't hear myself think with it on
>>222533598it's miniscule in modern society, normal celebrities are much more popular
>>222533609good analysis Ms. Woman. and the latest on your sweaty bollocks?
why don't we let in foreigners from rich white countries? for most americans it's impossible to come to the uk but indians can just hop on a plane and claim bennies
>>222533596You know what, I would fully be on your side if the British lower class actually acted better than the third worlders they complain about
The 'scran
going on a road trip with 3 colleagues tomorrowan obese bloke in his late 30sa qt zoomer lezzerand a grumpy boomer ladyit's going to be hours of awkward silence isn't it
>>222533655elton
los scrangeles
>>222533664get talking about politics to make it even worse
Ok I feel sick after drinking some of that store brand cheap cola
what does it mean in those Guardian blind dates when they say there's 'no spark'is it because the bloke made zero attempt to flirt
Shrimp can't reach the water bowl so he improvised
>>222533608well yeah he is an extremely pathetic and vindictive man
>>222533664Sit with the so called lesbian. No obligate lesbians.
>>222533598Only genuine weirdos like the royal family
>>222533650the average internet user is just the average person nowsmart phones have been a disaster
>>222533618 I am so fucking angry. No need for him to go. The media have a lot to answer for.See you again in 6 months when the same happens to Burnham
>>222533691feel like that happens in the vast majority of them toomaybe thinking about being in an article the whole time does not make for good dates
>>222533692very smart kitten!!
>>222533699she has one of those tomboy haircuts and currently dating a girl (also from toil)so it does at least seem like she is in fact a lezzer
giving it my all
>>222533640the 25~ rich white people who want to live in london for a bit don’t have the same effect on the economy as the 1,000,000,000 poor biomass
>>222533699Why do u keep ignoring me
do you mongs ever get tired of replying with the same fucking posts
in 2025, 87% of alleged sexual assailants in the UK were white
>>222533740>mcafee and elton combination jokes
>>222533691>le sparknot good looking enough
was hoping for some comfy thunderstorms in liverpool but doesnt seem like we'll get any
>>222533740sometimes it's funny
can't wait to see Venus tonight
What happened in the politics then? I don't have a twitter anymore
happens iyc?
glod
>>222533787he's just making shit up here
>>222533786not allowed to say x
>>222533756hey that was me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did they make us do English lessons in school if I'm already English and it's my first language?
>>222533786Former leader of the Democratic Unionist Party has been sent to prison for being a nonce
Thats my smeggy incel attic lair conditioned to 64 degrees farenheit (17.78 degrees centigrade)
YEAH GREAT POSTS HERETOP STUFFTHERE'S SOME REALLY GOOD POSTING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
ADHD lass asked me if I want to go see Toy Story 5 with her and her spacker mates on her birthday this week. I feel like a dick for passing on it because of her mates but at the same time I'd like to see her on her birthday. Dunno what to do tbqh.
>>222533822To give the boys wanking material since every English teacher in the country was and still is fit as fuaaaaark
okay mr burnham .. i will learn about `land value tax`
>>222533822load of bollocksjust like maths after basic arithmetic everything else is bollocks too schools should just teach you how to looksmaxx because that’s all that matters
Good posts? Haven't seen any lately. Can you link me to them?
>>222533847truewhy is this
>>222533846you'll look like a paedo cutting about in the dark with under 18s like that
>>222533846Should've agreed only on the condition that she watch Solaris 1972 with you
How do i get an AI on my phone?
>tarkovskypseud
So stupid. We finally had a boring PM again and now we're back to ridiculous personality contests. They've done this far too early as well. I maybe agree that Burnham can beat Farage where Starmer can't, but there's three years until the next general election. Burnham's not going to magically fix everything so it'll just mean that by the next election everyone will hate him and vote Farage anyway. And calling an election early would be a huge risk, Trump and Farage being in power at the same time would be catastrophic for everyone.
>>222533888fuck off ian
>>222533915oi leave my bf alone
get sprinting nigga
>>222533897Cope, greatest film maker over the past century
>>222533915sorry
Said it before - we are nearing being ungovernable. Idk what Joe Public want anymore - I mean ultimately more stuff and less taxes which ya know doesn’t work. We have ridiculous ideals as to what can be done in what proportion of time. It took the Tories 14 years to fuck the country over, it will take a similar amount of years to fix it. Starmer has zero charisma and is lacking any kind of killer popular policies but he won a massive mandate and has been a stabilising force. Immigration is down, waiting lists for NHS are down etc, some really good stuff has happened but for some reason we have a right wing media and a small vocal minority telling us the country is on its last legs cos “too many brown people”
>>222533888chatgpt.com
sucking a chainsaw
imagine liz truss choking you to death ramming her feet in your gob
>>222533926
An excellent gimmick it was
my name's darren :)
>>222533944Thank you Thomas. Do i have to install it as an app?
>>222533928blud weeping at a 5-minute shot of some river vegetation
>>222533607Brilliant.
Fucking joke of a nation. Tired of this shit all my adult life. The sliding doors will continue for the next guy.The next guy will try to continue the status quo, income inequality will rise, cost of living crisis will get harsher. People will be more pissed off and divisive, the country will get in a more difficult position to recover from, and it will be another few years of our lifes being pissed away.Then some billionaire (trillionaire)/russian backed cunt will shout a bunch of fucking misinformation about how the working class should blame each other and small amount of people on boats are the ones crippling the nation. The same people who pushed for brexit, moved our policies to stronger neo liberalism, more government dependency on privatised contracts, and sold off all our utilities that made us a functioning country.The same cunts who would rather implement fascism than pay more taxes or lose their political influence. And we as a nation, we will fuckin love it. And turn on the next group of working class people, and stand there shocked as things have only gotten worse.
>>222533984You wouldn't understand, it's art
>>222533881It's Coляpиc but yeah it's a great film one of my favourites
>>222533971I think there is one but I just use the web browser
tamnavulin has been opened
>>222533989it's all gone a bit gay porn hasn't it
heatherfungus has been posting his nazi larp on brit/pol/he perhaps thought they would like his posts but he gets called a larper and a glowie and laughed out the thread lmfao
>>222533988yeah mate let's just tax rich people more that'll do the trick
>>222534023what were you doing over there hmmm
>>222534023Thats where he belongs, maybe we should pop over there to encourage him and say yea never thought of that youre epic
>>222534046keeping tabs on the fungus
>>222534023They are tories over there so obviously they are going to be hostile to socialism and anti capitalism
Adolescents with an IQ of 130 were 3-5 times less likely to have had intercourse than those with average IQ.Boys with an IQ that would qualify for intellectual disability (60) were still more likely to have had sex than those with a very high IQ (130)”
losing the plot aren’t i
prime day tomorrowhuge discounts on lots of tech gadgets and more ok
Gooning rn.
how will you be coping with the horrible emptiness this evening?
sorry /brit/, I'm just not getting a spark...
howl
sneed
>>222534067lmao don't think you understand what tories are
>>222533867Because usually hot girls do arts & humanities, whilst the munters do sciences
camera wowo
Kittenberg tried to chew on catberg's cheek
>>222534087only £763 for a lego death star
>>222534069>Adolescents with an IQ of 130 were 3-5 times less likely to have had intercourse than those with average IQ.ktim
ok i will buy everything !
>>222534087Hoping to pick up some new games discounted. Maybe a PS Portal if the price is right
>>222534129Diet dr pepper
hurr durr actually it’s les quatre cents coups
>>222534146Liberal finance capitalists
>>222534162worth a try
got high and wanked to gay porn again award
reckonn i would do well living in paris
>>222534190Get yourself a manscaped kit
>>222534190getting that cock chopped off any time soon?
thomas is having a dig isn't he
average IQ mongs are always like>how is it possible that you never had sex?!I'm high IQ, I found a way
Arse on fleek
pissing ON the floor
>>222534256Don't do that
Why is she looking at me like that
>>222534228Fuck up piehead>>222534233Fuck off pieface
>>222534278excuse me for taking an interest in your transition journey
>>222534272Right well I dont know
not keen on people calling eachother lil bro. it's very yankcoded
Gone and got addicted to nicotine again haven't I
she was born with a testosterone disorder that makes her have a cock and balls so you can all fuck off
right well this was a dogshit thread
>>222534310tolerance has built up from pouches and I'm still just taking them out of habit. just spike my heart rate every few hours for no reason
>>222534304Grow up Yanks are your brothers and best friends forever
gordon when he returns to the station and sees thomas burying the fat controller's lifeless body>>222534236
>>222534344s
When I meet new people I have positive interactions with them because they haven't realised I'm an evil incel vampire yet
>>222534287she's waiting to watch the Land Value Tax be introduced
>>222534327and youve made it better with this post have you?Yeah thats right. Maybe think before you critisise others
do they sell coffee beans in tesco express
>>222534358*mimes zipping my mouth shut*
>>222534371fuck up
>>222534371yes you muppet
>>222534371yeah
>>222534371yeah they sell beans
>>222534371it wouldn't surprise methey sell all sorts
>>222534382done that caffeinated little weasel
>Rare black heat warning issued for Cheadle
>>222534327me cleaning up a week after my dog ate the sewing kit
The new rorke make the new
starting to see Ian in my dreams
do they buy tea peas in asda slow
where's the new
>>222534451no
>>222534371These are the sort of brainless questions asked on my estate's facebook page.
i thought kier was alright
>>222534446did he say hello to you?
>>222534451oppositelad hello
>>222534475wonder if burnham will have his own /brit/ gimmicksstarmer had:>sir x y posting>starmer bradley edits>get them wankedetc
for fucks sake
what’s next for carl and co now that Rupert Lowe has exposed himself ?
>>222534477yes how did you know
>>222534475don't know much about him but I didn't care for him after he endorsed that propaganda show
>>222534506what's up hun?
Get it made
the new:
FUCK the new
This is a fucking joke RorkeProduce it
>>222534543>>222534543>>222534543NEW
ooh this is excitingthe edition could be anything
new>>222532645>>222532645>>222532645
wait let me find a /hm/ thread
>>136923462>>136923462>>136923462new
>>222534563the edition?forget about the edition, think about the dogshit zingers!
>>222534563got a weird feeling it’s gonna be an image that’s been posted before
right well that's /deutsch/
new>>222534597
>>222534602>>222534602>>222534602
