tango edition
cara
>>222534617prehistoric gimmick
MESSSIIIIIIII
I miss fucking prostitutes
last thread really picked up at the end there
pissi cucktini
the little magician has done it again
>>222534653yeah thats because i came back after concluding my wank
Unc still got it.
just IMAGINE being a Ronaldo fan LOL
messi is an italian name
*opens a pack of After Eights and passes it around the thread*
>>222534678Niggas bet on the wrong horse
(8) I'm radioactive, radioactive (8)
Thoughts on the National Rebirth Party lads?https://nationalrebirthparty.org.uk/Agenda/
Tango where’s your daughter laaaaaa???
tilde is about as good at football predictions as he is about predicting his gender
did the man kick the ball did he yeah
Only finished last nights can after work tonight. No ciggies either. Cutting down on the booze during the week innit? See if I don't feel like killing myself by wednesday
>>222534602imagine the smell
re-formre-storere-claimre-birthre-tardssick to bastard death of you rorke
cody in the drive-thru be like >lemmegetuhhh…. uhh… yeah can i get bigmac with fries and uh and yeah let me get a milkshake with that
>>222534731just as predicted
so he could have had another hattrick if he didnt miss the pen
Based Messi x
messi is at 5 goals now, lol ronaldo is a fraud
dangerous idea but i might have another gay porn wank
>>222534705*Leaves the empty wrapper in the box*
rolling up a fat one for k-starmz
Might go get my BWC rubbed at the Thai massage parlour
Fuck is Danso doing?????
>>222534781you HAVE to wank to whatever the 15th image posted in this thread is
going to score myself an early bedtime in my excellent glasses ladsgoodnight
>>222534774Ronaldo will be at 6 after his next game. inshallah
>>222534678This, so this.Bunch of faggots obsessing over a brown pretty boy
leogay pessidog
>>222534815doubt itthe bukharans are no mugs
>>222534822you think he’s pretty?
>>222534674i'm old enough to remember when gervais was funny
restore mongs on suicide watch after seeing Rupert’s interview with Brett Weinstein LOOOOOOOLSomeone check on that mutant steve laws
this messi guy wants to be Kane so bad with his missed penalty and 2 goals
i liked the first goal more, but it was a good goal nonetheless.
desperately searching for nikocado arse pics
I hope Argentina wins the world cup
can you believe there are still "people" who worship penaldo in 2026
>>222534855rangnick doing his usual bang-up job coaching the austrians i see
right I'm off
>>222534602UM
I don't get it. She's like 30 why does she pretend she's 12 and worried about her SATs revision
>>222534892boilers when they have achieved the desired temperature set by the user
Wish I was born in America
>>222534785don't you FUCKING dare sunshine
>>222534855when i was kid i would just volley the ball as hard as i could and i scored goals.
rorke's dream job
blue said um
>>222534903bad case of neverbeenshaggeditisi have the only cure
wank begins
>>222534918do you not have brown skinned uggos in the UK
fucksake
>>222534918I instinctively sniffed when she turned her arse toward me
pnoys are not allowed
>>222534906enjoyed this post
Here' How Starmer Can Still Win
>>222534918Why
We here at /brit/ stand with Starmer
>>222534930ARREST WOMEN
>>222534906piss howl
mad how the entire western hemisphere is just a load of bullshit made up countries
Plotting a wank before beddington. Pondering whether to have popcorn or salsa and Doritos... Hmmm, much to think about
scr
austria were wank, what's the point of being having nothing on the flank to defend when you don't even cross or try and beat your man
>>222534930deliberately going for a grab of their tits
>>222534969Nope /brit/ is a reform general
>>222534986Doritos would be itchy I think, my vote is a salsawank
>blue said um
right thats gabby logan in high heelsoff for a wank
england will win the world cup with the help of our lovely german manager
>>222534992
>>222535000he's not wrong, PM resignations in general should trigger an election
>>222534966Just massive init. Hard to explain but the UK is so small and cramped feels like you got no freedom can’t do anything
Did you hear the news?
>>222535000hey, its that bloke from cameo.
>>222535048no im deaf
>>222534930Fucking hate the police all nonces and thugs
>>222535048Prefer not to say
New mexico
rorke schemin
just been informed that britain is ruled by a plutocracy that wants to replace the native population
It's been almost 6 years by now, but come June 23, I'm going back to that mud pool... or, should I say... quicksand pool. The thick, squishy, deep, gooey mud... I really miss it. I have some plans to scout for more such quicksand pools around here, ones that are closer and easier to access.
>>222535070*points with two fingers facing upwards* *taps my chest 4 times with an open palm* *claps my hands together with fingers facing in opposite directions*
>>222535085prefer regular mexico
>>222535046you've never gone anywhere have you lad
>Mrs. Windy Ayers, Mr. Smelly B. Hind
>>222534918Sauce?
>>222535081grow up blud
apprently fifa is run as a charity, how do they get away with it lads?
>>222535121the lesser rorkerat
rorke posting on r/pinkscare
>>222535085it calls out to us
took next week off work
>>222535123My bet is on the involvement of a certain semitic tribe
>>222535124stinky orca
>>222535121>top leftrorke when he sees black pussy
>>222535105Both are wonderful but New Mexico is USA and i could move there tomorrow
>>222535140Haha yh same same
>>222535121this image is about white people
the scrandemic
how easy are trannies to shag? I'm talking about the under-25s
>>222535139So beautiful
IIIIIIIIIIIBELIEEEEEEEEVETHEM BONESSSSSSSARE MEEEEESOOOOOOOMESAYYYYYYWE'RE BOOOOOOOORNINTO THEGRAAAAAAAVEI FEEL SO ALONEGONNA END UP A BIG PILE O'THEM BONES
>>222535109Born and raised in east London, went to university of Manchester, lived in Birmingham, Stoke, Cardiff and now live in Kent. I’ve been to America twice once to New York and another time to Los Angeles and surrounding area
>>222535206why
>>222535172me on the left
right well i'm about to shit myself
>>222535116Caity_tyson on ig>>222535119It’s fucking true mate
>>222535203funny how he ended up a bunch of bones skagged out
>>222535206scotland doesn’t feel cramped
>>222535206Kent more like bent
>>222535114do you know any artists like yabujini want angelic vocals
>>222534906s
>>222535203Shut the fuck up you shit eating mong
my arse is gay
>>222535190The fuck is that between the sosijes (6) and the chips?
sup
oooo cody gulpin'
>>222535244Waste of a post.
>>222535260
>>222535229Not funny is it? Pondering about mortality and loneliness?
>>222535216Why what>>222535236The uk is cramped. Don’t know how you can disagree with that
>>222535190>screenshot_20260622_201616_Reddit
>>222535291ktim
gulped tf up
>>222535274*fucks your arse at 0.004 mph then howls 'i love gay porn' and starts shagging your arse at 176777777777777777777777777777 mph*
>eating his tea in bed before scoring an early bedtime (4pm)Timmy is rapidly declining
>>222535242DONE
>>222534918I live in USA and its awesome and id shag this girl!!!
>>222535228thx
>>222535260This thread is for brits, leave gypsy
>>222535291
>>222535243Deathsoulja but you could also try listening to some of his stuff from when he went by dj gyrotta or some shit
>>222535260ban incoming
>>222535312squream
mad how utterly SHIT I am at the piano
>>222535316he deliberately makes himself look fatter than he is
>>222535312s
>>222535273>>222535304ktim
>>222535316Who the fuck is that guy? Why do you keep posting him? Is he related to Ruby?
>>222535294
nodding along to the 'ol poo metal
>>222535349newfag, lurk moar
>>222535294it is but in scotland you can get that empty spacious feeling. feels more like somewhere in scandinavia than like england in that respect
rorke's gay porn card falling out of his wallet
The shopping list: Steak bakes Blueberry muffins Coca cola
>>222535326white girls when they see a BBC
>>222535365He looks like Ruby.
>>222535375you should be in jail
Dunno mate he looks pretty fucking fat
>>222534918genuinely gave me butterflies in my tummy this
>>222535375
>>222535294Can see New Mexico here
any "mad how" man in
>>222535326Is this a Cat in the Hat?
at least give me a you if you're going to reply to me knobhead
nth for the holodem
>>222535342it's all designed to make people feel sorry for him. same as drinking warm lager even though he has a fridge. not falling for it.
>>222535358But why does he keep nodding his head?
>>222535349lolcow baiter / method actorhe used to have an imdb but had it removed to focus on this actual gimmick character
>>222535032someone captured a video of a family night out and posted it on facebook and I basically looked like this in the video, was genuinely gutted I look like such an autismo
>>222535327hmm i think you linked beforei just want fast euphoric soundshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwN3kPWa0xI
must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
>>222534885
>>222535390ruby is tims daughter
>>222535416u mean puss in boots
>>222535443there's not much of it out there that's exactly like yabujin or even really close i think he's the best to ever do it
wanted to wank when steaming last night so took 100mg of generic viagra knob has been like steel today and did two wanks in the toilets in worksitting now at home and can feel the beast stirring again
>>222535432how do you know it’s warm
>>222535440So he's not really sick?
>>222535465guess we'll have to make our own,......,,,,,
>>222535414More of a "mental that..." Man me
need football back on where's the football?
Sorry if I’m being annoying but does anyone know how I can get a loan of 3000-5000 without credit or income? I am desperate
>>222535430all i've been doing in the /sp/ stickies is talking to people about hololive. can't help it
>>222535494Do you have a nice bum
>>222535467>did two wanks in the toilets in work
>>222534940I would like to know what the cure is and also whether I can get it on the NHS pelase
>>222535474cos the mad cunt leaves it out by the window during a heatwave and takes photos of it. warm drinks only for timbo.
>>222535504If you don’t have anything serious don’t say anything
Timmy had a good life in his rented flat.Then he got himself put in hospital repeatedly by "falling" because he liked having someone else cook all his food.And now he's noticeably less functional in only a year or two. Absolutely fucked himself up, he should be out walking after white puss cats.
>>222535494come and stay with me for a week
>>222535466GREAT FUCKING ARCHITECTURAL INSTINCTS THERE MATE, BRAVO BRITS, BRAVO, THE CONTACT WITH THE ROMANS REALLY FUCKING CIVILISED YOU DIDN'T IT YOU FUCKING TRUFFLE SCROUNGERS *claps really loud*
>>222535440mental how he looks so much like a big standard middle class bloke here, would never think such horrors lurked behind those soft eyes
>>222534903least beautiful and feminine "female"
>>222535477that's tim
Got a new /brit/ gimmick: Poo Plant -- Free to Use.
white puss cats
i saw the UNATCO "nigga" ... scored an early night operation wearing my excellent sunglasses
>>222535489England vs Ghana tomorrow, we will need to establish which team is the African team so Rorke's da stops asking
>>222534710It is not 2012 anymore...
>>222535562a daring synthesis
some funny fucking posts in this thread lads, cumulative effect has me laughing like a mong
flat spracklen house was his peak. all downhill since then.
>>222535566YODELLING
>>222535484
odds i play fifa 26 in my living room on the couch in my underwearevens i retreat to my dark air conditioned bedroom and just be on computer
>>222535562that's terror
>>222535494WONGA!
>>222535477He's a paranoid schizophrenic and unfortunately it's just got worse. He got bad around 2019 and posted his knob spaffing, they must have sorted his meds a bit, then a couple of years ago he went into hospital and never wanted to leave .
Fuckinf hate this country but I’d never move even if I had the chance. Could never be a foreigner somewhere what a horrible feeling that would be
>>222535566Rorke's Drift
meant to say bog standard, not 'nig standard' ofc
raining but it's still boiling
im swedish
wog standard
>>222535607this except i love my country and its the best ever
>>222535600> Wonga collapsed in August 2018
>>222535616Deaf heat, we call it here
>>222535614oh ffs lol
>>222535639due to woke
doing a gay porn waltz with the tesco "nigga"
>>222535614s
>>222535644what?
>>222535600
im turning into smegma
>>222535607Tragic that we no longer have colonies (proper ones I don't give a shit about middle of nowhere islands) could have left and set myself up somewhere within the colonial community
>>222535656s
>>222535623bizarre lie
think it would be really funny to just post the same shit in every single thread
keeping the windows closed is better because hot air seeks out cool air, so opening the windows just speeds up the process of the inside becoming as hot as the outsidewindows closed and curtains shut is your best bet trust meit's quite cool in my living room considering
>>222535691you need to create air-flow
>>222535666Don't know why, I just told you what we call it
>>222535691youre trying to trick me
shooting globs of spunk at my computer
my dad did work on the go compare man's drivewaypaid the team extra as a thank you for not asking him to sing go compares but my dad said that is mostly because they didn't know who he was kek
dain a honker doon me kecks
>>222535688*rapes your arse*oooh yeah mmm yeah
>>222535691Adobe houses achieve natural cooling through their high thermal mass, using thick mud-brick walls to absorb the intense daytime heat. By storing this heat during the day and radiating it outward at night, the interior remains naturally cool and comfortable without mechanical air conditioning.
>>222535733Oot and aboot lad
>>222535705cor to live inside a cactus with my bird mates
might join the navajo nation
>>222535730was his drive way made of solid gold
>>222535705so awesome never seen a proper cactus i will when i head to new mexico in october
Why do British PMs always cry on their resignation speech?
>>222535740this will be Britain in 2040
>>222535740Can't imagine they were thinking about this when they slapped some mud bricks together to create a shelter
>>222535760no, just the usual materials I believe
>>222535763queer starmer
>>222535691bro how tf can air "seek out" air? does it got a little GPS system in it?
Rorke?
>>222535763We don't call him sir queer for nothing
>>222535756the tesco 'jobbie'
>>222535759yep just need to live on the dole with a navajo missus
the gay porn foxtrot
>>222535740ok duncan mccleod
Sup Brody
>>222535777think it's more a case of emergence, where the people who happened to build like this survived and now we know why, like evolution innit
>>222535763https://vocaroo.com/1bpWtm9oaHVC
>>222535816scream
>>222535466jesus that's fucking horrid. Do deanos really?
>>222535795ah yes, those third world countries where nobody is safe especially women? billionaires!!!!! billionaire so evil such crime >xdddddbrown people dont exist mm actually!!!!you CAAAAN go biking through the sudan as single white lady, there are no billionaires there !!!
>>222535816
>>222535801What are you implying here?
>>222535477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0
>>222535794You've touched upon what JBS Haldane talks about when he says 'Teleology' is scientists mistress. He never wants to be seen with her, but he can't do without her. We cannot but use the language of intentionality, and whether that is because there is an intrinsic intentionality in nature or merely because we are intentional being and engage in projection is an important debate in the philosophy of science x
>>222535816pscr
>>222535816scream roar poo fart elton spaff
>>222535816HEWLING
>>222535816scrimmy
>>222535816good post
I need beer
>>222535466Was very confused thinking this was looking down from a strange shaped balcony cutting off the garden below
>>222535864i would like to marry a native american and abuse their welfare system by pumping out many children and living on the brink of poverty and living on the res and having flea-ridden dogs and wearing a wife beater and shooting stop signs and driving an old rusty pickup truck (drunk)
>>222535920sup scobie
>>222535935My hairline
his father was a tool maker btw
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222535946wee jobbie
>>222535946that's poo
I'm interested in this
>>222535869sorry what is he doing there
>>222535946egg and poo corr
>>222535816Sent his soul screaming back to hell
I take my coffee black, like my women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-CEMOXiGPg
nettspend is actually good
>>222535946cor poo and scrambled egg my favourite
aha he said gay sex
oh he seething
My life a gay porn 2
>>222535981reviewbrah gets around
raping my own arse at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mph
>>222535992me when the 9/10 supervisor bends over
Malaponte in?
>>222535946that musician's poo or something, whatever the joke is
Will be wanking to STRAIGHT porn laterMENTAL
>>222536043no i scared him off by posting his house
>>222536036s
perhaps the same could be said of all religions
>>222536036*drags you into the rape realm and rapes you at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph for eternity*
>>222536036that's ok hun take your time x
>>222536043sub fungy
>>222536036pffffffff
>>222536036don't think you can move that slow>>222536067don't think you can move that fast
any space nerds in
>>222535816proardley scrm
>>222536099
>>222536109*Pees into your mouth while you're trying to speak*
>>222535503based, /vt/ invasion in the stickies x
>>222536165you know they arent real right? that they're cartoons? Hope this helps
>>222535124
>>222536221if they aren't real why do they respond to my chats
>>222536241Waste of a post.
>>222534678PenaldoThat's from the last Euro
>>222536221reality sucks
>>222536275Why do you chat to cartoons
>>222536358cause they're humans
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
