well would you look at that it's British culture
>>222537156>>222537156who is this diva?
Kelly Cates sub edish
LADS subedish
>>222537772some ugly tranny
spontaneous erections while performing on american bandstand edition yay
>>222537772me
experimenting with gayna function
>>222538903>if only my mum didn't chuck my Pokémon and Yugioh cards away in a moment of satanic panicdid this really happen
Supper. Got to get the calories in. The moisture from the beans helps the bread go down.
rorke sub sub edish leftypol sub sub sub edish
just nodded off for 15 minutes and had an incredibly vivid dream that I was sacked for advocating total pygmy genocide
wanking my prehensile penis
extremely depressed
>>222538907hello :3
might just watch angel heart againmakes me yearn for Louisiana and sweaty mulatta armpits
>>222538922leftypol subbing to rorke?
>>222538934cheer up mate:)
got a cracker of a post ready for tomorrow's england match :)
i was talking to ` ummypops `
I've got a score to settle with /brit/
>>222538934what's on your mind pal?
>>222538894is that sean bean on the left
(Serious post)Why do j*nitors do it? At least if you're discord mod you might get some discord kittens but do jannies have any perks? Are there /brit/kittens?
>>222538934that makes two of us x
>>222538934Nothing makes me more miserable than these sweltering heatwaves
>>222538947Is it your usual gay reference to 'engpakis', Malcolm?
>>222538976brittens if you will
>>222538967yeh, the handsome devil
>>222538956Going to lose my job and get a criminal record
is this allowed
>>222538947you're ghana regret it
>>222538985Why'd he vote no?
>>222538999Stupid bitch, what does she know
>>222538999swetty gretty in da heatwave
activeeee theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qod03PVTLqk
>>222538987Wow, really makes you proud to be white british doesnt it
>>222539001Doctor (Hilary)Jones wake up now
>>222538999>tfw no gretagf
I like my women like my coffee.Black.
might have some crackers and mushroom pate
>>222538999She was here 2 years ago and I saw her at a cafe alone (probably her friend was in the bathroom or taking drinks), was in such a hurry but now I regret not stopping and asking for a selfie for the 4chan lads making an ok sing or some bullshit. She does look autistic and awkward IRL.
>>222539030no, I was already proud
>>222539030why?
which team is the african one?
does ziedy still post here
>>222539047I like my women like my coffee. In Kenya's company.
>>222538933it can wank itself surely
>>222539047I like my women like I like my womenPale as possible
>>222539052should have violently attacked her
>>222538989You might not lose your job, no point worrying about something that might not happen
>hi rorke
>>222539056woke
>>222538907pls be in london
>>222539058The moderator has put an end to his sad obsession
>>222539074hi beautiful missyou in new mexico?
Question for any HENCH lads in hereif you had to pick one tricep exercise to do, is skullcrushers a good choice?
>>222538999Oh yeah seen the future weather reports has she?!?!
>>222539074I'm not converting to your perverted religion, brown she-devil. Begone, and take your 15 uncle-brothers with you.
my neighbour had his milk delivered at 11pm wtf
>>222538916yeah I walked into my room with her chopping the cards up
>>222539083finally
>>222539072I’m a hgv driver, 100% willMay aswell kill myself
Miss dua lip ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxPoaTdrz0
>>222539074When are you leaving? Bye
>>222538999It's mad how scientists and activists have been warning us about heat waves like the current one for years, yet we haven't taken enough action to reduce heatwaves because people like Rorke think that tackling climate change is "woke nonsense"Thanks Rorke
>>222539068Nah, she's very small and there were a lot of people around her (not talking to her though). Don't know what she was doing here, we don't have much crazy lefties. >>222539074*takes her hand and kisses it*
nth for the holodem
Had a few beers tonight but gonna have a wuppa to end the night. Need to up early tomorrow.
>>222539108
>tfw we're going extinct due to climate change and not something kino like nuclear war or an asteroid
>>222539116Doesn't matter what the average westerner does though does it. It's the companies dumping shit in rivers and developing countries.
>>222539134Future plans for killing yourself?
>>222539074>You look magnificent tonight. I can't believe I get you all to myself.>Sorry if I seem distracted, I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.>Please come back to my place. It's not too far from here.The first date repertoire as it were.
>>222539107so you fucked it in Britain... no big dealstart over in usa x
>>222539151:|
And what of Employed Woman?
>>222538999when do you think she first had a bbc inside her?
>>222539140so so so pretty her
>>222539116hear me out..
Why did the chicken cross the road?Because the shop had air conditioning
>>222539161Outlaw shit. Oklahoma beckons.
>>222539178Smug little bitch, let's see how smug you are when global warming comes for you
>>222539116If you want to tackle climate change then what scientists should do is biologically engineer ticks or mosquitos that infect Africans and Indians and makes them infertileBut leftypol insists we just build windmills and stuff. Thanks Leftypol.
>>222539143None. I enjoy being alive x
>>222539168her sausage will be positively sizzling tomorrowcooked in her ill fitting panties at the checkouts
>>222539199good post
Why did the neek post in /brit/?Dunno why don't you ask yourself in the mirror?
>>222539089only like doing them with dumbbellsfrankly prefer machines for triceps but don't tell /fit/
>>222539178She's cute. Would love to listen to her all night nattering about her leftypol woke nonsense with her sweet Swedish accent.
https://voicecel.org/GET. IT. DONE.
>>222539116your bait is generating a lot of greenhouse gasses
sir asuka
>>222539188reckon it was proper peng back in the day setting sail for the new world and riding a wagon 3,000 miles
>>222538934heavy is the burden
>>222539199good post >>222539188good post
>>222539199your post history suggests otherwise
Sir Ruby Granger
>>222539228the nose and eyebrows look like a winged penis
never realised how fookin lush vimto is, bit of ice, lovely stuff
>>222539219>riding a wagon 3,000 milescan do this in that crimson desert gamelooks nice
>>222539142>>222539195>>222539215Western countries can try to make international agreements so that all countries reduce greenhouse gas emissions.The world managed to successfully take action to reverse the destruction of the ozone layer:>the ozone layer is expected to return to pre-1980 levels around the middle of the centuryhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20220321-what-happened-to-the-worlds-ozone-holeSo if we were able to do that then surely we can also reduce greenhouse gas emissions, with enough political will.
>>222539107Starting a new chapter in your life can be exciting though. You'll never lose the experiences and skills you've gained as an hgv driver and maybe the next act of your working life will be better.
>>222539212>Voicecel wants to use your microphoneI don't think so my voice isn't that deep, I don't care
Just gonna put this here. Should keep it in mind in case you see any posts with filenames such as this >>222539134
Why is nobody replying to my posts? Just gonna sweat me bollocks off on my own then.
mad how every bodily fluid has its own unique smellthe iron of blood, the bleachy cum, the sweat loaded with pheromones, the acidic scent of salivawonder what fanny juices smell of
>>222539232Thanks fren x
>>222539269Good to know there's still frens here who wanna be womfy
>>222539199this reminded me of the endless scrolling of motivational quotes and tiny crops of pretty, heavily photoshopped pics of landscapes on tumblr back in 2011what can I say, I was depressed and the hope stopped me offing myselfwell here I am at 33 and I've never done a fucking thing so don't blame me when I wank off over the idea of a greggs sausage roll because it's as exciting as life has ever got for me
>>222539269replying to your own samefag replies again, is it
Walking into a police station and explaining I'm a child porn expert to perform the greatest heist known to history
@bulgarbro im already feeling a lot better about moving on from the bulgarian girl i liked
>>222539268>the iron of bloodever had a period shag...it's a bloodbath>wonder what fanny juices smell ofit smells good if the girl is healthy and keeps a good hygiene>>222539265how hot is it lad?
>>222539293s
>>222539219Yes. Imagine your religious leader is killed in a Carthage jailhouse so you book it across the country with your pioneer friends and build a city in the middle of nowhere. That sort of thing doesn't happen anymore.
>>222539254It's 2026 and thirdies still haven't figured out how to stop shitting on the street, nor clean drinking water, nor rubbish collectionYou think you can get billions of biomass to stop polluting and emitting greenhouse gases?They're an overgrown pest on this planet. Their numbers need to be significantly culled.
>>222539268egg white and scampi fries
>>222539304I love a period shag nglWarm and comfy around your willy
>>222539265We're all going to sweat and come close to death because it's too fucking hot. And it's going to get even hotter in the middle of the week.
>>222539245get your peen checked if it looks like that
>>222539268>wonder what fanny juices smell ofDepends entirely on the woman, her hygiene, her ethnicity and whether or not you have an immune system match aka "chemistry".
match suspended? the fuck
>>222539293I laughed at this one yesterday but you lose a point for repeating it
>>222539254western countries already did:>kyoto protocol>paris agreement >eu climate commitments >a bunch of countries making individual net zero pledgesyou should go tell /mena/ or whatever, but this is only something white people care about, and less so as we're becoming more brown
sick of youtube randomly suggesting vlogs of absolute angels they know I will crush on
>>222539341Make myself chuckle every time I think of it
>>222539302Glad you are feeling better lad, it will only get better with time :) >>222539313yeah and they are so horny and their pheromones are firing up they smell good.
>Water falls from the sky>Suspend game for hoursDo Americans really?
>>222539339beppe died
>>222539352I disabled my recommendation page on youtube
got an incest walking around inside my fucking monitor screen
Why?
>>222539284We're few and far between now in this cruel world of seethers lid but we're still here x
>>222539304Would tell you but I don't have a thermometer and apparently smartphones don't ship with them anymore.>>222539317Dying.>>222539321I don't know who this is but I want to marry her.
>>222539389he walked into a police station and you'll never believe what he said
>>222539390>seethersweren't you literally threatening to stab people on /r9k/ before you got doxxed?
I got the recent ones but I don't know old shithttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckgpjw4wd21o
>>222539212the rankings are a little biased tbqh
alright lads, bought a packet of salt and vinegar skips, shall eat them tomorrow in work. i hope they taste nice.
>>222539427lmao well bugger
>>222539394How much is an AC in the U of K, here people use em both for heating and cooling.
>>222539377good idea
>>222539429eating salt and vinegar chips is a form of self harm
>>222539442You can do so too, using the 'unhook' browser extension on firefox
>>222539429hihope your skips taste nice tomorrow are you having them for lunchlots of lovedarren x
>>222539429>salt and vinegar skipsim calling the police
>>222539446how
>>222539339too rainy
Me? Never had salt and vinegar chips but I put some vinegar on my chippies when I ate fish and chips - that was very good.
>>222539435i tried again going as deep as i could lmao, it's over
>>222539483good lad
>>222539491nigga how is that possibleare you gay
>>222539212weird
world cup is supposed to make me feel better, get back on the pitch lads
>>222539463don't they cut up your mouth and burn layers of skin off your tongue?
>>222539483Try Mayo with chips, top combination
Garn get that Forza Horizon 6 when it comes to PS5. Played it on me mates Xbox last week. Was pretty fun x
>>222538986I will.
Have they made halftime longer too?
im sick of falling in love with girls online and always being a lone
>>222539483I'm literally eating salt n vinegar pringes rn lmao
me? just bought a life subscription to blacked.com. ill save money over the long run
>>222539525I'm wondering whether to get psvr2 for gt7
this is the face i make when i say 'um' x
>>222539536weird lie
>>222539504maybe
>>222539409Alcohol brought out the worst in me at times. I'm past all that now.
>>222539556want to have sex?
>>222539097was she mentally ill or just hardcore christo
just found out rorke has brown eyes but pays for blue contacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZldWEPxIc
>>222539522I've had that, lots off people do it here. >>222539535quit bragging, they don't sell em here I think, I don't eat chips and stuff though so I might be wrong
>>222539212Alri x
im a bit racist and feel awkward when black people talk to me but when I get drunk I crave being pounded by BBC
>>222539570hello fares irish
>>222539389sent that freak flying
Yes, I'm an incelNo, my culture is not your costume. Respect my people or don't bother talking to me
>>222539212Beasted it
off for an incel walksee you all later
So why are there no riots over Jeffrey Donaldson? Oh, that's right, they don't care when it's a white man that does it
>>222539595Don't come back before midnight, I'll be shagging
>>222539582spaino mate get some sleep
>>222539563you'd be in for a disappointment
Think they woke the dead, doctor won'tThey can't keep me on the meds, doctor won'tBut they, won't slow down my bread, uhIt's so many less, I think they woke the deadJust like David saidGrindin' for the breadDesignin' for the blessed, uhThere's so many less, I think they woke the dead
>>222539615>>>/int/cum
>>222539577>>222539589clearly mogs me>>222539613:/
i already know im a voicecel. embarrassing
>>222539603fares irish
>>222539622Ever seen In Bruges?
>mfw england lose to ghana 2 -1 its over lads
Listening to zoomer musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq_LZzml1ok
>>222539602I pushed a bin over earlier on
it is mental though how the whole thing about Starmer working for the Czechoslovak communist government at the height of the cold war just got memory holed
which one's ghana?
>>222539648ghana what? lol x
>>222539212I have to force a deep voice for chad but my first normal one was
Ghana but not forgotten
oat milk is so far ahead of normal milk in tea it's insane.
Need to breed some British African queens
The League Of Extraordinary Virgins
>>222539564the latter
>>222539677you've won 10 in a row
>Maris Nichols, a 25-year-old former biology teacher, is accused of engaging in sexual activity with six teenagers.
Killed a Serb in September 2002.
>>222538892more of a gabby logan man me
boddied you freaks
is that david mitchell?
>>222539684american rose
>>222539589That is wildGive us a vocaroo
>>222539684Victim of her own success
bizarre set of ads
>>222539684what's her @
>>222539684so it happened again
>>222539711menthol elves innit x
>>222539673oat milk is vegetable oil
moth nibbling holes in my clothes he hungry
having a mental health melty
why does tim byrne want to live in the usa he would be homeless or probably dead here
Kicking off in front of my carer because they won't take me to Tesco's to buy billy bear ham
miss being a child
>>222539746Thinking back to his uni days there
sex
>>222539746cos we're the best
>>222539746Nostalgia for the time he was much more mentally healthy and going to university in the us
>>222539684For me, it's Emily SalazarMad that pic related is the same person as...
>>222539749Justified
i miss playing runey as a young lad
>>222539705I put on a silly grumbly voice
>>222539746He's got a one track mind
this manchester shit is already doing my fucking nut indelusional pricks
Sir Rune Scaper
>>222539749throw any children into crocodile enclosures lately?
>>222539769same person as what?
>>222539785hate mancsmost self entitled people in the united kingdommanchester is a shithole too
>>222539805Yeah you you cunt
Zoomer stare: It’s when some unc says some stupid shit in a way that you immediately register as them fishing for a “win” (ragebaiting/psychotic), so you instead choose to just stop interacting with them until they go back to being normal and polite (they don’t, so you end up just staring at them).Managers of businesses seem to almost get off to forcing their employees to be abused by customers and the employees get punished for standing up to themselves or correcting customers or asking for any amount of politeness, civility, etc., but they’re not so whipped as to “put on a smile”.Thus, you get stared at.
>>222539751I miss 2014-2019
>>222539694lmao how. this is as high as i could get doing a fake high voice
Sup Brody
Go up to a bird>excuse me, but I thought you looked fun to talk toBam, you've got her straight by the jaffas
i dont even really get why starmers resigninghes crap obviously but is there anything specific hes resigning in response to?
>>222539837wasnt funny the first time you posted it
>>222539837The kit
>>222539769... this.
I wish I was funny
>>222539862What did you get
is the winter cruise allowance going to be quadruple locked
*enters brit*
>>222539824me too man, life was so comfy.
>>222539870chicken id wager
>>222539873i want to sex attack her
>>222539840that's when she backs away slowly and mumbles something about how her boyfriend is waiting for her
>>222539878Unlikely.
>>222539878Why does a chicken have id
>>222539884
https://youtu.be/eAI1Onf2-Co
>>222539826you're not gay enough sweaty ^ ^
>>222539849losing seats to the greens and reform?
>>222539891so he can get in the club at the other side of the road when he crosses
>>222539880me when someone asks who did those bangers about shagging a teacher, an air hostess, and someone's great-great-great-grandaughter
Was looking something up and ended up on a r*ddit thread and it's just a sequence of [deleted] [deleted] [deleted], such a ridiculous site
>>222539896so she's maybe 33but that doesn't bother me :)
might move to dixieor the midwestor the southwest desert or californiaor texasor new york city all peng
>>222539913
>>222539875Covid fucking ruined everything, I hate them so much. Thank god I at least graduated before that I had a couple of years.
>>222539902plenty of incumbents have lost by-elections and not resigned. and besides labour even won the last one
Connecting my bollocks to the national grid and flipping the on switch
>>222539849apparently makerfield was very important even though it's a shithole no one had heard of a month ago
zeidster had an after-thread melty again>>222539050
>>222539924Never watched a second of any of these idiots and never will
>>222539928incels ruined everythingits unfortunate
>>222539948squealing
>>222539849I don't get it either. Can only conclude the PLP are complete mongs.
>>222539897how embarrassing for me, getting voice mogged on both sides
>>222539952Covid and social created a lot of incels
>>222539964Mandelson scandal and catastrophic polling results
>>222539849Everyone hates him, unfairly or not. If Labour want a chance at the next election he had to go
ello chaps
>>222539977Catyank, stand and deliver!
>>222539952when i was a kid the internet was a pretty inspiring place, you had thousands of people doing their own thing in their own terms.Nowadays its like the internet is full of mediocre assholes that are eager to take everyone "down a peg"
>>222539991>>222539991>>222539991
>>222540000Calm down egypt bot
>>222539935yes but weren't they waiting to see if bum ham won? i was under the impression that's who they want to lead, so they can take back votes that might go to the greens
shut the fuck up
>>222539988Well over time the internet has become populated with more third worlders and low IQ peopleSmartphones made things terribleA lot more teenagers and incels tooOverall the population is becoming more depressed, narcissistic, and mentally ill
why is he talking to himself
>>222539638impossible
remember when Egypt used to be the height of culture and wisdom, and now it's a muzzy shithole
why they acting like he's been given a terminal diagnosis lmaooo
>>222540215all social media accounts are run by 17 year old internsexpect more cringe and unprofessional shit to be posted on twitter all the time
>>222540092the middle east is the biggest example of low IQ brown biomass conquering white landswould've hoped that one day the white man takes it all back but we've tried a few times to no effect
holyjust heard starmer is stepping downwhat does that mean for my brit bros
