The cunt of your mother edish>>222532796
You guys wish you were as cool as me when I was 20
Hibiscus? Haha. More like “The Biscuits!” Lmaoo
When I get horny my gut starts gurgling loudlyKinda embarrassing
>>222539356Damn you were sexy I would suckle your penis
I bought an Under Armour backpack today, it was really cheap. Looking to buy some of their sneakers in future cause they look really rad.
>>222539421You're really rad, keep buying!
>>222539421>under armor shoesthey are "what are thoooose" tier desu
Ate a double cheeseburger and a sausage
Do you love your father?
phwoarjust wankard me auld pooser didnae i
Are you pro algae
>>222539503>what are thooooseNigger meme for sneaker obsessed niggersNigger
>>222539531Yes
>>222539551Why do boomers like to over explain something that's patently obvious? It's like they need everything 100% explicitly spelled out
Took a bit too much of the sleeping pill, should have cut a smaller piece off. I’m losing the battle bros.
yo two twos my word senpai
Only old people have enough time per day to fill a pool with algae
There's not enough political violence these days
You fill pools with algaeI fill them with pissWe are not the same
They should invent coffee that never gets cold
Nassim Taleb is a genius
They should make a gelatin that sets while warm so you can have hot coffee jello
>>222539710I'll happily drink coffee that's been sitting in the pot for 24 hours
>>222539732The Phonecian trader
>>222539503yeah, I like them exactly cause of that psychedelic element
Lebanese women are very sexy, top tier
How do I stop sleeping for like 15 hours per day
>>222539752
>>222539779Nigga how bad do you need to pee when you wake up
>>222539779One more reasons to #LegalizeMeth
This site is so dead bro
>>222539779Are you diabetic, depressed, or both?
>>222539779Get a job fuck nigga
>>222539811comfy ass ghost ship vibbez do
*uses a phoenix down on the thread*
>>222539813Probably depressed
Apparently a female cop shot a civilian in the face in Quebec, does this happen in YOUR cunt?
epstein really was a desperate faggot if you think about it
>>222539793Gold
Steam Machine might be the biggest misplay in the company's 30+ year history. Nobody is buying a $1400 console.
>>222539841Yummy tummy
>>222539842Almost exclusively.Good job Canada for becoming more egalitarian
>>222539865Blame AI
>>222539836is that like broken arrow, only for weebs?
>>222539841dumb bitch
>>222539905What's broken arrow
/sp/enis is making fun of us for having thunderstorm delays
>>222539865Did you get the notification from Arlo too
On a layover at the airport in Europe two super hot Caribbean girls sat right next to me. She said she just wanted to use the charger outlet but there were plenty of other seats open with outletsStill think about it. What if I had hot steamy airport bathroom sex with this negrita
Lost a discord singing contest but had fun with itIt was fun to hear egirls sing
>>222539689political violence can only happen in a homogenous society, otherwise it just turns into an ethnic or religious conflict
>>222539907That's not very nice Shiddington
>>222539921/cum/ singing contest?
Site is broken
Is raining
>>222539914when a US army detachment is overrun they can call an airstrike directly on top of themselves by giving the command 'broken arrow'
>>222539043Ok but I was aware of it three or four minutes after it kicked off because I’m a happeningfag situation monitor
>>222539918i know the Arlo app but if this is a reference to something, i am unaware of it.
theres a real possibility that i'm handsome, i MIGHT be attractive to women, but it really doesnt fucking matter at all, i could be literally the most handsome man to ever exist and it wouldnt matter not even a little bit because i cant talk to women, it really is completely irrelevant if you cant talk to women, i'm too stone cold, i dont look approachable and i'm not, i'm really not
>>222539907Bodied that freak
I've given plenty of money to Gabe Newell yet he doesn't know my name
Steam machine is using an AMD card
>american stadiums
>>222539944you don't need to be handsome to get women.
i dont care about gabe jewell newest scam
>>222539865>Steam Machine might be the biggest misplay in the company's 30+ year history. Nobody is buying a $1400 console.that's really odd, given that Valve hasn't made a game of its own in like 15 years except for HL VR
doc said my sleeping heartrate is 36. does this mean I am a vampire?
>>222539865is it an actual console or just a mini PC?
>>222539979The bariatric turlets are leakin again
>>222539979Wow look how clean that water is. Just like my Japanime subways
>>222539931was garn ask how did you know it was me den realize am only brit flag herepropa beggars belief here
>>222539982exactly
>>222539994means you're a faggot. Sorry.
There's a beetle crawling on me right now
Maybe i should buy an old console. Xbox one can play red dead 2 Bet there's people selling it super cheap
>>222540020I squash any bug that gets near me
>>222539919Negritas love white boys
I let the house spiders live, free pest control
at the gym i look juiced up, 2 hours later i dont even look like i lift
I'm an excitable boy, just like Warren Zevon
*picks up beetle and eats it*
>>222540057i wish i could kick you down a flight of stairs
Bugs really grossed me out as a kid, but now i don't mind touching bugs Really only cockroaches freak me out bad.and bigger flying bugs
This is a Seattle Seahawks general, just letting you guys know
>>222540053Start a gofundme and I'll put in to your steroid fund
>>222540072'please be patient, I have autism' is a joke on 4chan, but us autists do tend to annoy a lot of people, and not even just normies
>>222540089i'm fixing to live long and prosperous
Addicted to latina cam whores
>>222540100Which one is the best
Evens taco bellOdds chik fil a
>>222540120I want to rub your balls
>>222540079I've only seen a cockroach three times in my life, not counting those giant ones from Madagascar at the zoo: once was in an Indian hotel, once at our lodgings on the Croatian seaside, and once right out on the street after a rainstorm in Slovenia, it must have crawled out of the sewer. You can't kill them easily, that's for sure.
>>222540115This one random milf that has next to no viewers but a really sweet smile
>>222540029Id get a ps2 and mod it to boot to a hard drive. Crazy game library. If you like handhelds the PS Vita 1000 series is really versatile. Plays all PS1/PSP/PS Vita/Gamboy/GBA games with a gorgeous OLED. And it’s quite affordable. The 3ds is great for ds and 3ds games after modding, but they are kinda overpriced right now imo.
>>222540129I want you to cut them off
>>222540129Kys faggot
i miss the biden era
>>222540159I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>222539327i have never seen such a young man before
>>222539865just really bad timing. if AI didnt cause the price of ssds and dram to skyrocket it would've been significantly cheaper.
A shooting with 3 bakas dead is considered a major happening in Canada because shootings are so rare here (in the US it wouldn't reach headlines).
The stripper could like me tho
and I also saw a gecko in Dalmatia, the damn hung right above the doorway to the terrace in the house all evening and it has claws the size of my pinky finger, I was waiting for it to drop down on me every time I passed by. It had a fascinating skin color and texture tho.
>>222540159>>222540167Never forget https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am4a8EfQDQM&pp=ygUMRWxkZXIgam9lcyA1
>>222540159I still don't know who was in control. I mean Biden was gone and Kamala is no one's Dick Cheney
How does a woman end up looking like pic related?
>>222540086seems a bit disingenuous wen im only.poster in breadberg who has partaken a shiddingtonshire in US pacific northwest
>>222540194female cop wasted a civilian during the shooting
>>222540213Jake Sullivan and Blinken
The store brand chocolate creme sandwich cookies just slap different
the default states of a man in feminist society is an incel, all you have to do to be an incel is nothing, its just the default
>>222540318Just buy Oreos wtfrick
>>222540199geckos are cutefink i saw wun in mallorca wunce
>>222539865>Nobody is buying a $1400 consoleIt's hardly a console, it uses linux. Also it costs as much as a phone. I've seen people talking about getting financing for the switch 2 as well, so it's not like the price is stopping anyone. Doesn't make it any less stupid though.
>>222540337definitely stopping me and anyone else not dumb
>>222540337>It's hardly a consoleWhats the point of buying it then why not just buy a computer
>>222540324The oreos were three steps away from my impulse grab
>>222539865I was really excited for it since my PC was aging out and falling apart but when I saw the 1k price point I lost all interest
I bought Lady Gaga oreos and they made me sick so I never bought Oreos again. It's been like 6 years
I almost never sleepEven when I'm exhausted and have gotten no sleep i can't get any sleep. I'll get weird headaches and pressure in my head keeps me up I feel tired 24/7
I've largely grown sick of cookies, pudding and flavored cereal from eating too much of them in my youth, I now prefer ice cream and occasionally chocolate cake or a donut out of season
I had Reeces oreos 5 years ago and I still think about them
>>222540423Tired but also over active . Like I feel like my body wants to sleep but it can't so then i become like overactive and take a twenty mile hike get back and still feel exhausted but sleepless Idk what tf is wrong with me
>>222540423I can't sleep properly anymore, existential dread wakes me up every few hours. Can't remember the last time I slept more than 3 hours in a row. If I dream it's just nightmares too.
i have a need, a need to have a spotless clean asshole that only a high pressure bidet can fix , the japanese are 1000 years ahead in toilet technology
all my co-workers cried when i left
>>222540459you shouldn't have shot your manager, anon...
people ITT seem to have every addiction except sports gambling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDMGu-xi30
I am now at 189.7 lbs / 86 kg. How do I lose 40lbs if I have about 5 hours worth of gym time per week?Which work out should I focus on. It would be my first time ever going to a gym btw.
>>222540478Kinda black tqbh
>>222540493you want to lose weight you eat less, you dont have to go to the gym
>>222540493Weight isn't lost in the gym it's lost in the kitchen stop eating so much and do some jump ropes in the sun
>>222540445I sleep but it's like always half a sleep never a full deep sleep. Not so much existential dread as much as something physically wrong with me i fear i have high blood pressure . It feels like my head is full of expanding air
is it true that saying "I know how you feel" to someone going through hard times is disrespectful?
>>222540493start eating african food
>>222540517Sounds like woke nonsense
>>222540511You might wanna go to a doctor, that could be a stroke waiting to happen.
>>222540517I prefer to sth like say 'I've been there myself'
>>222540517pretty much anything other than "i'm sorry for your loss" has a chance of critical failure but in my opinion relating to someone's tough times in some way can be alright. or they can get pissed at you.
>>222540525Yeah maybe but it's not constant only seems to get bad at night If I die I die, roll the dice
>>222540507>>222540510I’m trying, but it is taking a very long time. I am an IT worker and my life is sedentary. I don’t go out much.
>>222540531what do you think of this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDNWvGCnd6E
>>222540521fufu is one of the grossest foods I've ever read about and all the Americans on /ck/ say Ethiopian restaurants are terrible
I want to be American
You don't know what it's like my family thinks I'm a crazy gay man
Giga chad workout routine:>eat 50 bananas>run away from leopards 5 times>chase antelopes 2 times (3 reps)>chuck spears 5 times (3 reps)>swim away from hippos 2 times
>>222540544literally just dont eat, going to the gym is definitely gonna be even harder on a calorie deficit than just sitting on your ass and it wont be fast either
180lb is a fine weight if you have some muscle on you
quit your jobbet on yourselfchase your passion
>>222540544That's why I said do jump ropes in the sun stupid ass
>>222540545I've heard about Opie & Anthony...the song is perfectly pleasant, it has enough grit to keep it from sounding bland
>>222540547I am convinced that every datacenter they build my data gets worse
>50 bananasCadê
>>222540568I'm stuck in cold call hell now wat do
Why do latina whors so often have braces? Do they get them purposely to look younger?
is working really worth it if you're not completely destitute in danger of starving and going homeless? i dont know, maybe you'd have more things, you'd be able to do more things, i'd be more confident, women would like you way more, you'd be able to beta buxx for women, but is it really worth it?
>>222540571how about those outfits
>>222540598mutts often have crooked teeth...I do too as a Slavic/native south European mutt
>>222540598They were too poor to get them when they were younger you have to remember that most of latin america is africa tier
>>222540602Working is only worth it if you get to be the top guy boss man Otherwise no it's not
CRUELTY HAS A HUMAN HEARTEVERY MAN DOES PLAY HIS PARTTERROR OF THE MEN WE KILLTHE HUMAN HEART IS HUNGRY STILLI STAND MY GROUND FOR THE VERY LAST TIMEGUN IS READY AS I STAND IN LINENERVOUS WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE TO BLOWRUSH OF BLOOD AND OVER WE GOOOO
I had braces for 5 years :/
>>222540598i guess invisalign never got south of the border because it is so much better than braces
Braces on a girl are sexy desu
>>222540625My sister had braces on so long it fucked her teeth and jaw
>>222540546I didn't really care for ethiopian food either. I remember hating it but I don't remember it being the worst thing ever, it was just kind of tangy and I didn't like eating with my hands.
>>222540639That probably happened to me. They lied and told me it was finna be 2 years
How about we sports gamble until we're billionaires?
>>222540598Maybe they tend to have super fucked up teeth.
>>222540568YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOWYOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLEEEALWAYSS BELIEVEEEE IN
>>222540679Good song
today i learned atlanta gets more annual snow than london
Skutch showed everybody that my brother was not a real man... his high-school career was finished... he gave up trying to be cool and faded into the background. He became a brooding haunted outcast, he never did recover his self-esteem
>>222540669I'd rather just keep watching Dave Portnoy review cheese pizza from American restaurants I'll never eat at while frequently zonked on cocaine
getting braces made my teeth less crooked but it also made my bite worse and its still crooked because one time the thing snapped and it stayed with it not fixed on a single tooth so that tooth is still crooked, i dont even care desu, dentists are scammers, bitch wanted me to keep the thing on my teeth the rest of my life so i would keep going giving her money, she took it out one time i never came back and my teeth never moved
>>222539689plenty of it in good ol meheeco, elections at every level are dictated by assassinations.
>>222540698I wonder if he's related to Mike Portnoy
though I'll say that I've got a real jones for Frank Pepe's White Clam Pizza, I think I'm gonna make that at home once I learn know to make pizza dough
>>222540704>dentists are scammersThis. I don't trust those mfers. The last time I got my teeth checked they wanted some gum graft or some bullshit
Dave Portnoy is a convert to Judaism
>>222540692europeans have no idea how much of a fairytale dream world they live in
>>222540730really? that schnozz looks pretty convincing
>>222540739Yea he looks original though
>>222540727I care
>>222540727i like them a lot but i like more when he's talking about his incel anecdotes
>>222540749Face like a potato
>>222540727Always talking bout getting no bitches or the gym
>>222540704>dentists are scammersits really bad over here. motherfuckers wanted me to get all of my wisdom teeth out at once instead of just one i had a problem with. talked to me like a used car salesman the whole time. i had to tell them no like ten times then they told me their doctor that does those surgeries 'doesnt just do one at a time' and to find another place to get it done at.
>>222540771ignorant of what? how often you go to the poop store? LOL
>>222540777Get his ass
>>222540777bodied that freak
>>222540759I've got an oval face too, eastern Europeans frequently carry some east Asian admixture from back in the Dark Ages
>>222540777sent him flying
>>222540761i had to take all mine out for the braces, i dont know if i had but i did, i dont even mind, what i do mind in having some shit in my mouth the rest of life so i have to keep coming back forever like im subscribing to netflix or something, one time thing i dont even mind
it's not hard, not far to reachwe can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
>>222540791I like Russian women because of their asian admixture
young girl get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line
where'd everybody go
>>222540881I'm still here thinking about you cutie
>>222540869I used to work at a used vinyl store and I was obliged to play this song like 5 times a day for six months straight...it's not bad, regardless
I started watching the Chinese version of Three Body Problem but man Chinese is the most aggravating language out there. I've watched things in Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, Thai, Hebrew, Italian, French, Farsi, Spanish, Czech, and Russian just fine. Two episodes of listening to this gives me a headache.
i can squeeze my dick as hard as i can with my hand and i dont feel anything, i dont think thats normal
>>222540884I weigh 375
do you even skibbidi rizz in ohio
yeah, i'm in touch with my feminine sidei even washed my ass this morning
Did you guys ever have the movie night?
>>222540935good for you
>>222540935once with my family. we watched the pursuit of happyness starring will smith
>>222540935I have a bidet. It really changed my life
Devil has been May Crying for over 20 yearsis he gonna fucking cry or isn't hejust do it already
>>222540935You forgot to mention wearing your moms lipstick and panties
>>222540938Sometimes when it's winter and I'm feeling low I get drunk and watch old war movies from the 70's for upwards of 10 hours a night...I also used to play video nasties like Pink Flamingos and Holy Mountain for my friends in high school
>>222540954That games name always confused me
>women cop killing random bystanderhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1782169045609257.webm
>>222540962Didn't ask
one time when I was a kid my dad caught me wearing my moms high heels and he beat the living shit out of me
>>222540777>the poop storephwoargud album name diss
>>222540975also, 90's thrillers, I highly recommend that Day of the Jackal remake with Bruce Willis
>>222540976Did it stop you from becoming a troon
>>222540991yeah but i'm still mad about it
phwoar NEED to sniff dat daria kolosova brapper-stank
>>222540974gender equality means 60% of female cops beating their husbands
>>222541001You should hug him for caring about you
>>222541004>daria kolosovaI've seen that girl on the bus at least twice today
>>222541015no you didnt stop lying
>>222541019it's a type of Slavic woman that is fairly common here, is what I'm saying
>>222541022honest thoughtshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeHXzWYglg
>>222541022and what is diss type
>>222541026wts diss
>>222541033I'm not a race scientist, but if you should visit Slovenia, you'll see that sort of girl in the street
>>222541026it's not bad, it's perfectly tolerable
PHWOAR
I enjoyed masters of the universe it was kinoI pogged during the one scene (you'll know which)
Out in the streets of Bakersfield trynna figure out what this thing called life is
I wish it was males who the ones getting fucked, could you imagine taking a Big Russian FUTA Cock and getting impregnated by a strong Russian woman?
Death to America includes Taylor Swift
Thinking about dropping $60 on a cheap electric skateboard from Craigslist.
>>222541079ain't Bakersfield an Okie enclave where they make country music and talk in a southern twang?
>>222541079How about Candlestickmakersfield
>>222541085this but only reverse gender role so women would approach me instead of waiting to be approached
>>222541075corr gud hawkwind album diss wun
>>222541097I thought they listened to Reggaeton and spoke Mexican there?
>>222541102also pay for my shit while i sit at home and do the dishes
>>222541114I used to read a lot of rock crit cause the language was exciting and there were wacky pop culture references, and the 'Bakersfield sound' in country was one thing I frequently came across, and it was considered different than the 'Nashville sound'...tho I'm not a big country fan, so idk
>>222541111Good digits these
*different to
there's nothing left for me
It's always weird when French people call you mutts. It's like Indians lecturing you about sanitation
We need one of those really specific German words for when the only things you can enjoy in life are video games and masturbating because the world is ran by satanic pedos and jew s and masons.
im an okie from kittingtogee
I'm feeling down and I need a compliment
why is everyone a gamer and a 'bater
>>222541194Eskationsmasturbation
>>222541191the French look a lot like Slovenes, it's that uncanny mix between South and North European where members of a single family can look completely different...my dad is more a Mediterranean type, he had hard black curls when he still had hair, but I was blond up until adolescence
>>222541191phwoar propa gud kittingtonshire diss
I eat food in my room and then I fart in that very same room
>>222541200WE DON'T TAKE OUR TRIPS ON LSDWE STILL FLY OLD GLORY BEFORE THE COURTHOUSECAUSE WE LIKE LIVIN' RIGHT & BEIN' FREEand the guy who wrote (roughly) these lyrics later became a coke- and pothead in the 70's, maybe that's why I like the song so much
Drank too much again
>>222541220don't we all>>222541230yepper
On a cleaning spree. Sorting through the bags of stuff I brought from my car to my room a few days ago when cleaning my car. Also just cleaned my room in general. Lots of stuff to sort out but it's a start
>>222541191They're correct thoughever
god said to noah get on the arky arky
>>222541276In what way?
Ride my cock pls
i just want to be the sort of guy that has casual sex with lots of women
>>222541342not your personal army, faggot
>>222541354what sort of guy are you right now
You're laughing. A female cop shot an unarmed civilian in the face and you're laughing.
Test
>>222541372he's a medic main
>>222541379A female cop shot a Rabbi lmaoAnd the shooter was an 'incel' lmaoYou can't make this up!
>>222541357And yet you come to me in my time of need.... strange
mbappe is fast
>>222541372a virgin
>>222541354take some hints from your countryman in the OP
>>222541307America is full of mutts
Feel sheepy gonna be in the dream zone in 1 hour
*rappels off the roof busts through window night vision goggles activate making a cool phweee noise trains my silenced pistol laser on you* on the ground cocksucker get on the ground
>>222541379i don't wanna be that guy but the video baffled me. as a bystander, why would you approach a cop who is unaware of your presence from behind during an active shooting? like am i crazy or??
>>222541440oh, so you're a spy and not an operator...that's even cooler, actually
>>222541434I have cummeded inside 4 girls, 3 of them Asian. They all didnt wan't to get cummeded inside of, never asked if they were on the pill. If youre White and not Niggermaxxing then youre for the extinction of our race.
>>222541442link vid?
>>222541434Weird to say when talking about Afrance
>>222539327Remember, unions are fucking chads who tell bougie pricks to fuck off an scare your boss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr41LpAsnio
>>222541393Wait was he really? If so, based
>>222541467fink you need to be locked up little mannot cool
>>222541487That's what I'm seeing on twitter and /pol/incel manifesto and the guy that the lady cop shop was a Rabbi.
not saying i would ever do that because i wont but if i did do it there would be a lot more than 3 people
>>222541480My life would be a lot better if my name was bongo
>>222541393whatthe female cop was an incel?
>>222541494You can just cum inside women like an animal, most just take it, complain alittle and go on about their day. This is how niggers do it. Just don't care. White need to start making single moms if we are to survive. After all, they can always get bennies and thats your taxes anyway.
>>222541521OH BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO OHNONONONONONO
>>222541527you do kno asians arent white right
>>222541527>You can just cum inside women like an animal, most just take it, complain alittle and go on about their day.
we are jason we carry the flame
>>222539596Em-dashes mean he got this from Chatgpt btw
>>222541525Nah so Incel shooter went on the loose, cops come in and theres a shootout, incel tags one cop, pins a lady cop, some random Rabbi runs from the shooter and the female cop freaks and caps him point blank. Incel gets gunned down after.
just won a game of bullet chess
>>222541529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_sl9iLUy0IN THE LAND OF SAN DOMINGOTHERE LIVED A GIRL CALLED OH BY JINGO!
if i was the president i would just say no you cant sell thing for more than this
>>222541480France is mostly white outside of Paris and they're just French, not mutts
Women cops are so obviously incomptent it must redpill a lot of normies
>>222541564>France is mostly white outside of ParisIt's not 1989 anymore, there are multiple majority non-white cities all over the entire country. France is worse off than the UK if you can believe it.
>>222541545
>>222541584
>>222541584can’t believe she shot 6 million rabbis
>>222541580The US still has more nonwhites at like 45% of the population...tho I'm no nazi and I don't think nonwhites will ruin western civ
>>222541584>>222541597Women cops are so retarded lmao
>>222541600France by law does not record ethnic stats, they are even less White than America. It's OVER.
>>222541533They will be BLEACHED eventually.
>>222541584Kek, mental
grim thread so far lads
>>222541643fym so far we’re past bump limit
>>222541584>>222541597LET'S WAVE THE CAMERA ALL OVER THE PLACESURE WE ARE RECORDING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT HEREBUT LET'S WAVE IT EVERYWHERE AND SKIP THE SINGLE MOST VITAL PARTS OF THE WHOLE EVENT
>>222541654its only just begun
I really liked that Faulkner OP I did that just said 'My mother is a fish'...I hope I can match it someday...just not right now
>>222541671>>222541671>>222541671new
>>222541669The woman insta-killing the rabbi with a fast draw is the most vital and humorous part albeit
>>222541675stupid ass
>>222541600>I don't think nonwhites will ruin western civlol.lmao
Someone make a real new
>>222541584mad that old dude just standing about while gun fight garn onalso hafta say that looked hella retarded when that dude got shot in the facei actually almost dont blame her tho im sure like i imagine you would be trained to not accidentally gun down random people
>>222542147>>222542147>>222542147>>222542147real new since the other doesn't even have /cum/ in the subject
