pretty edisi
keep the thread up chuds
jakarta impressed?
>>222539634
Wake up wake up wake up
>>222539593pretty MID
bakit kaya yung mga nagtatrabaho sa Pinas lalong humihirap pero yung mga nakakatapak abroad umaasenso? bakit kaya sa pinas kailangan mo mag business, mag aral "yumaman, pero sa ibang bansa di naman nila ginagawa yon
everytime she appears on my timeline I get a mini heart attack
wake up wake up
>>222540937
>>222541524
>>222541625
Cats are inhuman beasts
Do you think a SEA country would qualify if we had a 64 team world cup?
As a NEET I'm now starting to realize entertainment and gaming is a luxury to the average Filipino peasant.
>>222542404 You have internet, there are free emulators everywhere. Or better yet, quit your gaymes and start working out and learning new skills.
https://files.catbox.moe/447qa9.mp4
idgi
>>222539634*JAKARTA IMPRESSED*
>>222542119
>>222542447why did these two start the school shooting?
>have to use ai for work>you need to write a novel to ask it>have shit english
just work out bro
>gabecube would cost 1k usd>would cost 18 mil in IDRis this even worth it?
>>222542706The incel movement has begun.
>>222542706I don't know. I think it's social alienation.White, Hispanic, Asian and trans shootings all share the same phenomenon.Completely separate from black shootings
Philippines shooters don't need to kill themselves unlike American shooters because they know the law will protect them for being minors.
>>222542812yo know you could just ask in Upin Ipin speak, right?
>>222542845Mending Sony PS5 Pro
>>222543103this is technical stuff, simplying it too much wont do good and waste of time.
My choice is to become an indentured slave or remain neet in the Philippines
What's /asean/ having for lunch?
>>222543175Go full monk mode.
I think i found the hack to ace the job interviews.>start masturbating because it is rainy today>start cumming>suddenly job inteview>become stoic, know all the secrets of universe>they emailed me a job offer 80k php a month right after the call
>>222542845>rx 9060 xt 16gb is 8mil++ IDR nowThe only asset I own that appreciate in value is my gaming pc
kofi
>>222542971This girl who killed the Maguad siblings already got away with it because the detention center was lax and turned her into a receptionist with internet privileges.
>>222543270Electronics never depreciate here as well because I still see people selling used ps4s for around $400 on marketplace
>>222543270yeah it's so unbelievably fucked up now with PC prices going up + IDR weakening. luckily i bought a powerful gaming laptop two years ago that still plays everything I care about well enough.
>>222543281Used PS4 is around $150 here.
>>222543273>>222542703have you seen p'bone in the wild?
>>222543185pork and chicken wings.
>>222543185nashi padang with bawal fish
>>222543606>>222543734I just ate two donuts
>>222539593meh
>>222543763fat fuck.
>>222543763donut is not lunch
>>222543185chocolate jelly and milk
Indonesian xitter is so fucking gay and retarded, holy shit, i'm considering just deleting my xitter account.
>>222542703>>222543273>>222543546i was sleeping
>>222543546>>222544034>lampang cityyeah, that city's cool. ancient, beautiful, with mountains and jungle around it.
Island girl from IndonesiaBody bombastic bust the speakerDemonstration I'm the teacherSimon says follow the leader
>>222544179>>222544034>แม่ขอแจ้งข่าวเอฟซีทุกๆท่านนะฮับ วันนี้ เวลา 9.30 น. แม่ได้พาพี่โบนไปทำ ฌาปนกิจมาแล้วนะฮับ ที่วัดในจังหวัดชลบุรี แล้วแม่ก็นำอัฐิพี่โบน กลับมาบ้านแล้ว ขอให้เอฟซีทุกท่านส่งพี่โบนที่ตรงนี้นะฮับ .. ขอบคุณทุกความรัก ทุกคอมเม้นท์นะฮับ แม่อ่านทุกคอมเม้นและเชื่อว่าพี่โบนได้อ่านเช่นกันbros...
sleep tight pbone
>>222544179>>222544294
>>222544294>>222544388NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222544831
>>222544894wait, I just realized that p'bone pic went viral almost ten years ago. damn, feels like it was yesterday.
Who? I'm out of the loop here.
Are you getting your balls snipped pinoybros? We're the only country in the entire history of humanity whose birth rate dropped to 1.7 faster than any country on Earth.
>>222544939>>222544894>>222544831
it's still fascinate me that meso-american civilization can build temple, learning the stars, writing culture, calendar system, great empire even without any contact with the Indo-European culture yet we still have ooga booga with bones and arrow
>what is Gunung Padang
dubs, and something will happens
>>222545371that's austronesian/austroasiatic culturemy theory is that any human post negroid migration might develop slightly better brain. look at melanesia. thousands years of inhabiting this land and yet no development at all.
>>222545321
>>222545399are you saying that papuan are retarded?
are you happy?
>>222545414https://youtu.be/CeMQEQ3vtngfor comparison, in 1961 the commies are launching the first human into space
>>222545399ya baru mau diajarin berubah dari hunter-gatherer ke bercocok tanam aja udah direcokin terus sama NGO asing aseng atas nama tanah adat dan menghancurkan cara hidup orang aslijanganlah ngomongin baca tulis dan artificial intelligent lah kalau kek gitu terus
>>222545395dub and I fuck you in your dream tonight
>>222545470In 1961, only some parts of Manila had electricity. The rest of the country still used wax for light and slept without fans. Refrigeration was non existent. It's crazy how we copied the capitalist system 1:1and even disregard labor laws while commies were sending people to space.
>>222544939>>222545321>>222545409
There's a 10th circle of hell, it's the Philippines.
happy nicole day
>>222545762I wonder how do car companies deal with this competition, aside from selling motorcycles. They just seem more efficient in traveling in shithole PH road traffic.
>>222546049car is a status bragging right.Even if motorcycle is more efficient, people will try to buy car to use.
>>222546049>I wonder how do car companies deal with this competitionThe entire photo feels like a sauna. Nature does its thing and anyone who can loan out a private car will just enjoy the AC> They just seem more efficientAre you talking about motorcycles squeezing through and taking over sidewalks being efficient
>>222546076Makes sense. People will always choose status in the end after all>>222546137>Motorcycles squeezing through sidewalksUnfortunately yeah it’s much faster. I remember going coming home from work within 30 minutes when I was riding a motor taxi. Nowadays I ride with my boss’ car and it takes more than an hour. But at least I won’t be breathing in fumes 24/7
>>222546275>People will always choose status in the end after allmy barber, who barely makes any money, waste a fucking fortune on a 2010s prius that he rarely use.
>>222543281FB marketplace sellers overvalue their wares even in shit condition, omit possible malfunctions and scratches while browsing Ebay pricing and ignore the overall condition.They don't even bother negotiating or lowering their prices and will even block you for asking.If you want decent 2nd hand stuff I rather go to gaymen cons in America or 2nd hand stores in Japan.
>>222545317Vasectomy is reversible multiple times except if you're really oldGetting stealth vasectomy and cumming inside a girl is peak, when she gets pregnant you know she cheated on you
>>222542873how long until we get a guy who will have a high score and our very own supreme gentleman?>hindi siya pumayag na sumama sa akin sa prom
>>222542845fuck all the ai bubble making neggerswouldnt have bought it even if it was 700k
>>222546605>how longnot long now, there's 7 different school cases just this week alone
is this haram?
Should I take the Angel's Burger job for 12 hours shifts?
>>222545762the sheer laziness of seamonkeys are unbelievableeven for a 100 meter distance, they need to ride a motorbike. i swear if foods are cheap enough, we'll be obese like the muricans.
Any thoughts on future president, Gibran Rakabuming?
>>222547265Manila is an ever adapting jungle-like environment, walking there means a 95% chance of getting robbed at gunpoint. Also good luck at walking in the Philippines.
>>>222539593 In this infinite mercy of "Il-Neptune-Europa-Ploutos-Jupiter": Those who curse The Republic of China(Taiwan) are then cursed. As those who bless The Republic of China(Taiwan) are then blessed. Ahmeyn; So mote it be. /// [ 3-3-3 ]
>>222547283
>>222547265its too hard to walk during the hot dry season
>>222547226do you have a college degree?
>>222540655kek done her
>>222542706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QinjLeAqo
I wish they ban Roblox because it'll gonna be so fucking funny.
>>222549114Blaming video games means you're retarded
>>222549242I don't blame videogames, I just want to see the shitshow and meltdown if its' blocked.
watching Melancholie der Engel (2009) and so far it's straight ass50 minutes of literally nothing happening, just mindless yapping and shitty ahh shots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm03wqLY3NcPurple rain, Purple rain~
Should I start writing my manifesto as an unemployed man in the Philippines
>>222549114now i can shitpost with roblox player = terrorist
>>222549480I knew a girl named NikkiI guess you could say she was a sex fiendI met her in a hotel lobbyMasturbating with a magazine
How can a brat in Flipland obtain firearms easily?
>>222550187The entire country is a lawless apocalyptic nightmare. Just borrow your police relative's gun because everyone sleeps in the same room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE9IUuRrTFU
Do you have anything you look forward to every day or in the future? As for me I just want to quit my job and live a simple life away from modern life. It’s tiring
>>222551764I look forward to watching porn and jerking off before I sleep every day
>>222551764A worse version of now.
lmao wtf is this
>>222551764bigger muscle.
play silksong guys
>>222552045I played Hollow Knight and got through halfway through the game and thought it's just okay i guess.
>>222551764whats your job>>222551790goymaxxing
Everyday I have to wake up from another job rejection because the employers here are way too picky.
>>222551847Current laws has 12 to 15 year old retards get only to what equivalent to juvie hall. A 15 to 18 gets regular prison time, but separated from regular prisoners, if said retard acted with discernment when the crime was committed. I may have skipped several important and more detail things, but the faggot who actually killed and injured people will get juvie which fuels the discussion.
>>222551847>>222552548Good, for murder, even if its shooting their bullies, personally I think murder = gets you regular prison or death sentence unless its for self defence (would be manslaughter or something else). Not giving them proper prison time is what fueling underage hitmen like in latin america and usa.
>>222542447>We have school shooters nowSeriously what the fuck I wouldn't be surprised if these niggas were somehow influenced by O9A or some other retarded killercel psyop>>222545317Sometimes I am ashamed of being a UP alumnus but then I remember that despite the American mindvirus shit other universities still have it worse
>>222550187The right to arm bears shall not be infringed.
>>222551847Overreaction, Pinoys are reactive and don't look too far ahead.Minor crims should be put in juvenile detention and when they turn 18 they get jail time for X amount of decades.Murder, terrorism and rape gets them an instant 30+ years; if they're just pickpockets maybe a year or two.
>>222551847If only the poor gets thrown to prison and wealthy people can get away with running over a crowd then it's a sign the system isn't working. Maybe we should kill the actual rich criminals first before the low level shooters.
>>222552730School shooters are new, but we already have retarded poor kids stabbing each other and gets no notable news if they get 30 years in Muntinlupa.
>>222550187His dad was a police officer, also explains why he knew about minors(15 and below)>>222550333 being immune to being arrested.
i tried applying for a college scholarship and you have to take an oath and some sort of vote bloc contract that you have to vote for the mayor or congressman who signed that ordinance
imagine marrying the love of your life, raising a child, and growing old together
>>222552984>n oath and some sort of vote bloc contract that you have to vote for the mayor or congressman who signed that ordinancelmao thats legal there?
>>222553033but she fucked all the guys in your friend groups before she gave herself to you out of pity.
>>222553093Certain sects like INC tend to bloc voting.Poor/squatter communities tend to be "groomed" by politicians tend to bloc voting since they can be coerced if their candidate gets screwed, the gibs stop.It's "legal" as long the losing candidate has no solid evidence to fuck the winner.
>>222553251I understand if its wink wink nudge nudge kinda thing but signing a contract? I guess you can still lie at the corrupted faggot saying you did vote for his ass tho.
>>222545762hey that's me
>wasted another night doing nothing but browse 4chanI have zero motivation to do anything after getting home from work. What the fuck should I do?
>>222553878just start. You need to set habit for this instead of relying on motivation. You make it easy to do like >I learn how to draw for 5 minuteIn time, this will become a habit, and you won't need motivation.
>>222553878relaxing after work is completely fine
>>222553878play vidya instead
Was listening to this when I was courting my first gfWas listening to this when she friend zoned mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yssxgTk2Muo&list=RDyssxgTk2Muo&start_radio=1
>>222553932You're right, I probably should.>>222553942I feel like shit rotting on my bed every night after work. >>222554387I can't even gather the energy to play vidya or start watching anime/drama series.
when i went into abahchud supporter, most of them are furries and hijabis liberal with tattoos and appleswhen i went into owi supporter, most of them are ibuk2 joget and bapak2 cinai think i know which side i'm in
>>222554923don't get psyoppedyou don't have to always be """""productive"""""you already spent the whole day workingthere is nothing wrong with doing nothing
>>222554923watch youtube shorts
besok pasang waktunya mancing
never buy a screenless tablet if you want to draw
go block
Why are they like this?
I would vote for Gibran
>>222547283mana satu calon teknorat/profesional yg terbukti prestasinya di lapangan khusus masing2, yg tidak korup
KYS NONCE
>>222556753tak ada gunanya pandai otak kalau tak pandai berpolitik. lebih baik pandai berpolitik, tapi mau mendengarkan teknokrat di belakang layar.
>>222539593Pretty much just another attention whore
have sex incel chud
>uzbekistan have lower nominal gdp per capita than indonesiawhy can't /asean/ into world cup, bros?
do you really want to watch a washed ronaldo to farm goals on your cunt?
uhh guys?
Hello /asean/
hello pierre
GUYS
you don't know what it's like, baby. you don't know what it's like. to love somebody to love somebody. to love somebody. the way I love you
>>222565805
>>222565939
>>222565957
>>222565984
>>222566051
this is an Arab woman
>filipinos aren't afraid of committing crime, they're afraid if being caught type shit
Fit check gang
>>222566068
>>222566538what does this mean
>>222566695It means
>>222566661
>>222567115
>>222567339
simple as
the fuck
Cindy?
>>222567581
>>222546049Cars > motorcycles and it's because you're more comfortable and safer inside a car.
Your POV after your 16 hour low paying job in the Philippines. Will you survive?
>>222567923I got a boner once when I had to sit this close to a hot girl on a public transport.
>>222567590>>222567706stfu
>>222567923Looks like that vehicle still has room for 2 more passengers
>>222551847If I recall correctly, during the GMA administration, the Philippines was pressured by EU to abolish death penalty and remove criminal culpability for minors under the age of 16.So yeah, if you incel indogs are under 16 and want to have fun in the Philippines, don't miss this chance.
>>222567757
>>222568091Being born in the Philippines is already a death sentence and it's already easy to get killed here anyway.
The Philippines is asking other ASEAN countries for help to build its archaic public transportation infrastructure, will you help your brothers or do you think they'll just steal your money?
>>222568219Das rite. And yous better learn your history before the yt man stole it
So I said to the store owner "pengen big brappers".She said "nak brapper brape?"I said "sepuluh brappers"She said "brapper store ran out".And then everybody got up their tables and clapped.
>>222568146
>>222568454
>lights flickering in the neighborhood at night>6K meralco bill despite having no aircon and washing machine at homecan't they just investigate why meralco keeps having random power surges lately
>>222568489>6K meralco billThe wife's parents sent us this.The simple joys of being married to a Filipina
>>222568489It's called recouping the 19 billion pesos for solar slop that MVP bought from the promil kid.
>>222568528where's the not my problem option
>>222568260We have no money, sir.
>>222568528Imagine marrying a woman
>>222568528This is what happens when you marry the first girl who opens her legs for (You)
>>222568260Buy our carriage
>overdue for 20 years
>>222568729I worked in Fairview for my college internship subject. That was 2022.I traveled back this year in March, nothing changed not even a new section has been added.
>>222568260Kekd, bro we dont have shit for our own stuff. Just ask mutts for loans.
>>222539593I think she's pretty sexy
>>222568528>31k Holy shit, thats a month worth of bill or half a year or more? Gotta be a couple of air conditioner units turned on 24/7 if its a monthly bill.
>>222568773Sorry Israel first
>>222568528fark, I can live so comfortably with this money
>>222568820Next best probably korea or japan for loans, just use their chaebol/zaibatsu companies to build the rails infra.Fuck your local cronies if you can, they probably have been leeching public funds too much anyway.
Are you the only autist in your family or are there more?
>>222568820Just ask china then LOL
get your shit together, Filipinx
>>222568830Earning 30k php equivalent to 500 usd per month would put someone at the top 1% here.
>>222568528hey that's my yearly electricity bill
>>222568880The other autist was my uncle who now has a family in US
>>222568907I just remember that some filipino teachers come here to teach at expensive international high school (like 6000$/year for intuition). And they earn at least more than 800$/month.
>>22256890730k is small when everything is expensive as fuck nowadays
Yes, I am a cuck. I like when people fuck on my bitch.
>>222568924ask him to bring you too.
>>222568930The smartest get to leave and earn more. Back home, your local boss will dock your pay when he feels like it.
>>222568959I wonder why they decide to come here of all place considering that they have high-level degree.
my dog got addicted to drugs in rimworld
>>222568978They can fly back home every week and probably due to similar environment, no crazy homesick or something like that.
>>222568949I have too much prideI will make it one day
>>222569003There are some filipino restaurants here, so that helps with daily food at least.I really like that one place with the filipino husband and khmer wife who cook great steak and lechon.
she wanna hop in a rari
>>222568978Filipinos also go to Myanmar to work. That's how bad things are in the Philippines.
just found out that GLITCH Producitons was founded by two THAI-Australian brothers
why the fuck would you go to that island?
>>222568880Only autist here
>>222569158Say thank you to Australian tax dollars.
Why isn't Dragon Ball popular with SEA? Feel like it's only one piece here despite Z kai being broadcasted here.
>>222569158>two THAI-Australian ladyboysFTFY
Do you have any tips to extort more money from my Malaysian and Singaporean friends? They're having too much money and live like they own the place here.
>>222569893Friends don't extort money from friends. Friendship worth more than money.
>>222569893do you have scam centers in indonesia?
Someday, Java will be free and independent.
>>222570632I need to go to Bali
>>222568528KWAB. And that is why you don't buy them AC
spent the whole day doing nothingjust have to stare at my screen for two more hours before I can clock out
might have a kidney stone from too much pancit canton
do you have monster hunter gathering in your cunt?
>>222569893Rat them out to immigration
>>222571223government work?
>>222572250sort ofbut it is a slow day, but it is very rarely this slow
>>222572304do you get paid enough? I might just switch to government job after software start up hell.
What jobs don't require a college degree and job experience in the Philippines
>>222572336I am paid very handsomelyEnough for me at least
>>222572462Motovlogger
How do you convince your Isekai Gf to bring her back to SEA?
https://youtu.be/LL3aOZ85lQY?si=mZIkvXJ8z-OO1gZoUwU
>>222573536Would be impossible unless your country is an actually decently developed one i guess and not a shithole.
It feels like I'm just destined to become a perma-NEET in a country where even pumping gas for peanuts requires some college education.
eating chicken tikka masala rn
ack
saar...
>>222574165to be fair, if it's a medieval shithole, SEA will be better by comparison.
>>222574973Isekai denizens will died of random flu the moment they visit asean.
>>222575012diseases resistant enchantment.if anything, it's us that get fucked
Kala nanti badai 'kan datangAngin akan buat kau goyahMaafkan, hidup memangIngin kau lebih kuatAndaikan saat itu datangKami tak ada menemaniAku ingin kau mendengarNyanyianku di siniSedikit demi sedikitEngkau akan berteman pahitLuapkanlah saja bila harus menangisAnakku, ingatlah semuaLelah tak akan tersiaUsah kau takut pada keras duniaAkhirnya takkan ada akhirDoaku agar kau selaluArungi hidup berbalut senyuman di hatiDoaku agar kau selaluIngat bahagia meski kadang hidup tak baik sajaNyanyian ini bukan sekedar nadaAku ingin kau mendengarnyaDengan hatimu, bukan telingaIngatlah, ini bukan sekedar kataMaksudnya, kelak akan menjadi maknaUngkapan cintaku dari hati
go block engine
>>222574973>SEA will be better by comparison.i read somewhere the average peasant in the medieval europe is still wealthier than an average filipino today but then again, this country is always an outlier.
why don't these self hating filipinos just kill themselves?
>>222570215RM1 = IDR4500SGD1 = IDR14000Money is money chud!
>>222569893Push them to invest in your (((business))
thats illegal chud
>>222575073We have 8 billion people. We already got our share of pandemic(s). Up until a century ago it is common for a whole ass village to got erased from map because everyone just fucking died suddenly because of flu. Medieval isekai with their 1000 pop city don't stand a chance.
>>222575245old hag
Mi Suksesss isi dua for dinner
I want to procreate with pinkpantheress
it's 2026 and people still steal your laundry off the line..
It's 2026 and we are still single.
>>222577281Did they steal your bra and panties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqjgLbKZ1h0
Someone stole my heart and she still hasn't given it back.
>>222577281Post laundry pic, I can help track the guy.
single is better, chud
Food for thought: just because your gf/wife is used good, it doesn't mean that your waifu has to be one too
>>222577281Post your body and measurement. I can help u buy new undies.
>>222577776Off by one
>>222578031
watching cuckolding videos is a sign of high IQ and refinement in SEA
I understand, Ali.You mean I have to pursue her until the end, right?
>>222555919Gibran too early to become a president.I'd choose Anies/Gibran unironically.Golkar and PDIP can go to hell.
>>222551764I want her
>>222545830what's her insta
>>222566538wasup
Can you point asian?
>>222566538>>222578753people still play this game?
>>222566538holy shit is this dragonfable so fvcking sovl....
Things are so bad here people would rather be cannon fodder in Russia than pick parcels shirtless in a crappy shopee warehouse.
How to get Paraguayan gf?
I think I just fell in love with a tiktok girl
cmon
FUCK IT
new/bago/baru>>222580143>>222580143>>222580143
bump it
NOW
pasok/masuk>>222580143>>222580143>>222580143
>>222578722She doesn't want you chud
>>222578753Nice, what weapon is that?>>222579104>>222579178Old reliable