chugwater edition
brits should be sleeping right now
>>222541995there's football to watch
>>222541968how would you know? also seems like the young people don't come to this site anymore (might be wrong)>>222541960what did you eat lad?>>222541995I should be sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZY8dTBvs1I
>In 1870, the Hayden Expedition passed through what they referred to as "the valley of the Chug"
the canadians dont even try to be original or entertaining or interesting here, they just criticize or complain or occasionally one of them posts twitter screenshots
Americans are seen as these pinnacles of manliness in Europe and thus the local women very often choose american men to impregnate them
>mfw England doesn’t score some fucking goals
>>222541998i don't think senegal is going to come back
>>222542002>how would you know? also seems like the young people don't come to this site anymore (might be wrong)very true, just feels a bit icky to think about. i should just put it out of my mind
>>222542008i don't like your post it sucks
what's the joke?
Ella
Sex with chinese women
>>222542054the size of her boss's nose
alright im going to bed now
I’m kinda peng in the mirror or in reflections but an ugly little mutant in photos and on camera.Properly doing a number on my mental elf lads
3am and sweating my bollocks offnext 4 days won't be fun ladshope you all survive
Jacking info the matrix and downloading petabytes of shemale gangbang porn directly into my cerebral cortex
need a comely english lass i can flee to the american west with.
Don’t really like waking up all sweaty and feeling like fucking shit from the sun lads , honestly the uk has the worst weather on earth Cold and rainy and shit most of the year then hot and humid during the summer but we have no air conditioning infrastructure
>>222542098only because you’re not used to the photo one compared to your reflection. you can get the same sensation when you see the reflection of someone you know in the mirror and everything looks a bit off.
Nice goal by senegal right there.
getting zero enjoyment out of anything but i need to keep myself distracted until im tired enough to sleep and do this until i die
>>222542163So I look more like the ugly mutant? Grim
>>222542160its not even hot anymore but there's absolutely no breeze so my room is still a fucking oven. it not bloody right.
>>222542206bro you are literally me
told the toilet nigger i'd be back later but i didn't go back haha
>>222542207no, how attractive you perceive yourself in the mirror is a more accurate reflection (haha) of how attractive other people perceive youthat said perceiving yourself objectively is almost impossible
hate browsing porn threads these days. everything is the same looking ai generated shite.
the norway thread seems a bit racist at the moment.
>>222542033but wait!
>>222542235Oh my days you just said I look attractive in the mirror you bender
>>222542255i dont know how attractive or unattractive you are
>>222542207yes but you only think its mutant and your reflection is good because of familiarity. it is still the same face a
>>222542261Well no because the guy in the photos is ugly as fuck, cheers for making my self image worse you cunt I thought I was that peng guy in the mirror
>>222542276i dont think you get it
>>222542243its not like i can understand them, but they say "negern" a bit too often
WHEN I WUZ EHHH YUNG BOYME MUDDA SED TO METHEH'S ONLY WUN GUHL FUH YOUAND SHE PRO'ABLY LIVES IN TAHE'EH
>>222542261This is false If I look in the mirror I can objectively say I look much better than the face I see in photos so it’s not anything to do with familiarity Either we look more like our reflections or more like photos it’s nothing to do with being more familiar
I concur, would definitely rather shag reflection anon than picture anon
no, wait, it's'ONLY WUN GUHL IN DEH WULD FUH YOU'one of the greatest songs of all time, reallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHEPHPHuNis&list=RDqHEPHPHuNis
feel waxy
>>222542290i dont see how what you said means it isnt to do with familiarity.
nth for the baddiedem
>>222542333s
>>222542290If mirrors did not reverse images and showed an image identical to a photo then you would not feel disgusted by photographs of yourself because you only saw your face in this way. If you were then shown a proper reflection of your face it would look weird. A good way to see this is when you watch peep show. You get to know mark corrigan's face and in the few scenes where you see his reflection in the rear view mirror in scenes inside a car it makes his face look very strange because you are not used to seeing his reversed face over his real face.
>>222542310Who are these slags you spam? Are they streamers or regular porn girls?
>>222542352they're onlyfans whores, he gets paid to spam them and his posts are off-topic and avatar/signature use
*screams*
need a new posture to wank in to add variety. any suggestions?
jfc every single lighting blast and thunderclap has made me jump like a bitchass nigga I used to run and play football in this shit wtf happened to me
>>222542420I heard some trannys like to hump into the bed and pushing their cock back behind them. apparently if you do it enough it breaks your penis or your erection and is like a feminising thing that is aspirational for some.
>>222542413fat cretin
>>222542433yeah it's called prone masturbation but i'm not interested in breaking my willy.
>>222542352egirls, those 2 haven't streamed for months tho they coast off OF residuals and tiktok and insta ad income
>>222542421do you own a Tudor farmstead with a thatched roof and are feasting on the ploughman's lunch somewhere in Sussex rn?
>>222542420all fours
>>222542433Ah yes very sane
>>222542413cute
this is the longest loudest thunderstorm i've seen shitloads of lightning
it's poocon 1 over here
Love dogs me
>>222542238just stay in the twinks orgasm hands free thread
>>222542474how do i touch my willy on all fours>>222542494hfo/clench takes too long and i have to be in the mood.
ayyyy wtf is this shit
>>222542421>>222542487i'm jealous. love thunderstorms with lots of lightening
>>222542493they just drop them on the floor
Leftypols ma
>>222542507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU_JJUi1swI&list=RDXU_JJUi1swI42507STORMY WEATHER TAKE ME TOBACK WHERE I BELONG
Realistically what would you do in this situation?
life is very long when ur lonely...
>>222542493not cannibalism i hope
wish i had my own flat.
>>222542531trap her in my cold, damp basement strapped to a trojan horse with a vibrator at max power strapped to her cunt all night long.
>>222542502at this stage getting a girlfriend would be less complicated
>>222542516dutty granny's into that
>>222542557i'm too mentally unstable and have trust issues so i can't make friends let alone form an intimate relationship.just tell me how to touch my willy i don't need the life advice.
>>222542531go for a jog in 37C weather
>>222542569cap
Realistically who is in the wrong here
Im full irish r1b
wanking to mind control porn
Watching the beguiled (2017)
>>222542584both
>>222542568i'm sure you're lovely, i believe in you
GHUNGUSWATER!
>>222542642i'm just waiting around to die, i don't care for the world anymore. spending my last few years burning bridges with my family so nobody misses me when i'm gone.
mental how its completely light outside
anything new and exciting going on
>>222542685i went incel walking in the woods at midnight and could see perfectly well the whole time
>>222542635do this probably three times a week myself
>>222542584Completely disproportionate response
crawling out of the woodwork to do a poo
>>222542684you can try but i don't think that's how it works. they will still love you and miss you very much
very nice chicken soup I had yesterday evening
It's pissing it down
need a storm that lasts for years
not allowed
>>222542736posted it again award
just realized i spelled "lightning" as "lightening"
Woken up by street dogs ffs.
rocking back and forth because lifeberg and mentalberg are in shambles
its been a week since i ghosted my friends
done nothing but watch instagram reels for about 2 hours nowi feel like a mong
need a poo
>hottest day of the year tomorrow >actually it's gonna chuck it down with thunder and lightning :^)the inaccuracy... it's just not on
>>222542770got any unread books in the house could try that
>>222542775sorry haven't got any to spare
hmmm... any good jokes?
>>222542782yh but i'm going to post on /brit/ instead
>>222542783kek this is me
>>222542798why did the rorke cross the road
might get hooked on energy drinks and use that caffeination + dopamine boost + placebo effect to make myself motivated to do things
>>222542798tried telling a joke about star trek the other day and boy did i ever get a dressing down
wanking my 12 inch member
Getting more respect after growing my beard out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPUF5vCuAZI&list=RDVfLsCvLfFiIlistening to a latter-day Bert Jansch throw down the glove with an American Jewish vocalist who was later to become his wife
Reddit has finally turned on steam and Gabe because of the price of the steam cube
>>222542839not attractive at all sorry
>>222542836cute
>>222542869Bent
Alcohol is poison. Vile muck. When you drink alcohol you are wanking the devil’s ding dong.
>>222542879salami sambo habibi
>>222542878yh x
>>222542879facts. Been 2 months for me since my last drink. Longest period of sobriety since I was a kid.
in my whole life i've drank 1 (one) beer
>>222542879True. The occasional jar is okay but getting steaming is pointless
>>222542820I don't know. why did the rorke cross the road??
>>222542909To kill a nigger
>>222542913right well that's a racism
my great British yacht top 5 list:>Sade - Smooth Operator (1984)>Simply Red - Holding Back the Years (1985)>Spandau Ballet - Gold (1982)>The Style Council - It Didn't Matter (1987)>Matt Bianco - More Than I Can Bear (1984)
wanking the devil seems like it'd be okay
>>222542932what kind of animal is this
*greatestin fact it is a collection miserable Thatcherite music...but the psychopathic lyrics over the latin sleaze really do it for me
>>222542936Never you worry
>>222542936i'm pretty sure he's asian
amerimutt herewhat television series would i like if i already saw peep show and inbetweeners and hardy bucks and young offenders and the office and all that
mad how
>>222542957The chase
tho to be fair Paul Weller was not a thatcherite at all...tho he still was a seedy character, anyway
>>222542931very nice. now let's see paul allen's top 5
>>222542957this country
Mind once mousenonce got banned on here and started posting on /out/
Well /Brit/ team I didn't sleep that well due to the heat but did manage a few good hours between 20:00 pm and 12:00 am. I also got a small amount of sleep between 2:00 am and 3:30 am but not a significant amount. I don't feel too bad currently. Got a 10 hour shift today
just seen a "southern gothic" with elle fanning... it was alri. Needs to be more movies set in ol dixie
>>222542839
>>222542957friday night dinner but just the first couple or three series before they flanderised the characters
Nothing good on Amazon prime day there rarely is just an opportunity for them to offload temu shit on mongs
Lads I need your helpI am a degenerate and have a small penis humiliation fetish but it has to feel natural not that grim having a partner or escort say stuff but real natural scenarios I am 6 foot 4 in decent shape and attractive, what is some scenarios I can pursue that are legal to pursue this fetish
we are the /brit/ team
>>222542981southern gothic was never good, it was all tease and no payout...watch movies like The Skeleton Key, they suck...tho to be fair, you also have marginal grossout takes on the genres like Dead Birds, but those are obv. pretty low profile
>>222543003how big is your penis actually
>>222543003why does everyone here have a small penis
>>222543013Yes we are. You're never truly alone when you're on the /Brit/ team
it's aristocratic to have a small weenie
*genrealso, Pumpkinhead could be conceived as an 80's splatter take on Southern Gothic, that movie has its' charms
/brit/ team vs /brit/ army vs /brit/ empire
>>222543028Speak for yourself
Any good prime deals lads
>>222542531right well thats quite arousing isnt it
>>222543050How big is yours full mast?
>>222543053yeah probably
>>222543024>Dead Birdssounds worth a watchI loved Angel Heart and Streetcar named Desire, I'm going to check out some more.
>>222543065Yeah?
>>222542957people just do nothing
>>222543073*looks up*mhm?
>Brit man dies after being mugged in front of his wife in violent attack at Tenerife holiday resort
Sharp Objects and true detective s1 were also great series but not sure what classifies as southern gothic
>>222543097>Brit manbizarre phrasing
we are the brit man brit man
>>222543098Interview With A Vampire
>>222543116I can't believe Arnold never said that one in one of his movies before kicking a guy off a skyscrapers
We are the /Brit/ team. We work together for not just a better future, not just a better tomorrow, but a better now. Never forget.
---informal cable---On behalf of the United States, I wish the United Kingdom formal greetings, and sincerest best wishes in your change of government. Still, it seems a bit much, recently. That one lady lasted two weeks or something. On and on.If you would like us simply to fuck off and mind our own business, no worries. But if you would like our help with anything, please know you can always call us. We love you very much daddums and we are concerned for you. Kiss kiss,-The United States of America
Thinking about how bloody brilliant the NHS is
obamna
>Manchester United has plans to build a 100,000-seat stadium, the biggest in the UK.>The club has now officially secured the land for the $2.6 billion stadium, which it hopes to have ready for the 2030-31 season.The World Cup being held in America in these massive state-of-the-art NFL stadiums has mindbroken the rest of the world.
>>222543138yea ive gotta see that one too
>>222543177they were planning this for ages thoughbeit
>>222543160remember when we all went outside and clapped for itgood times
Honestly team, we need to accept the weather is beyond our control (for now) and try and enjoy each day to the fullest. Let's have a competition to see who can sweat the most
>>222543203I still do it
Need to get dressed soon for work team. Quite looking forward to the cool, morning air
mad how there's a country called jordan and there's a people named jordan
>>222543231be quiet
Quite quiet this morning here team. Never usually this quiet in the morning
>>222543243Same with Chad and Israel.
>>222543264*punches your head off*
