>>222548907Hating bureaucracy is BAME-coded, rules are there for a reason
>>222548951Lame! chunman signing off!
just not on
today's england game is ghana be great
brib
SEX 92: CUMCA COLA
>>222548951There's a difference between hating beaurocracy that's used to stiffle any progress and playing by your own rules entirely e.g bumping trains
you messed up the edition
MOUSEY PATREON LEAK: Goals will be scored tonight at the World Cup!
>>222548965Where?
i said '£5 on our 'arry to score two goals. CAM ON MAH SUN
>>222548953previous sex
sir chunman
>>222548982this is alternate universe brit where editions are put in the title
>>222548951Hence why I used the prefix "petty." The issue is the middle aged women who have been powerless their whole lives (for good reason) and as soon as they get even a modicum of power turn into Stalin.
>>222548965yes nigga im seeing different weather
trying to figure out whether it feels like society is at breaking point because it is or because my life is shit
/brit/ chunman edish Anonymous
>>222549003Reporting for duty, chunman signing off!
So many Supergirl threads on /tv/. Ridiculous to obsess over something you hate but that’s /tv/ for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nDdM3RK1yw
never thought it would happen with me and the girl from clapham
>>222549024/brit/ chunman edish
seriously though why did they call it rapeseed
>>222549024She looks vaguely trans which means I'll wank to her. Really hope someone deepfakes her onto a great 'star like Kate Zoha
many teas, innit
>>222548965need Burnham to sort this out pronto
it was going to be 39 tomorrow but now it says 35. i think they just make it up
>>222548965Chilly af
>>222549052>Burn hamhe'll just make it even hotter
>She looks vaguely trans which means I'll wank to her
>train cancelled due to hot weather mitigation State of this country
>>222549055meteorologists can only predict the weather Rorke
>>222549067so how do much hotter countries manage it?
>>222549014pic related real as fuck tee bee hach
>>222548965oh fuck off you wingy bastard
>>222549079they have less 'wokeness'
>>222549050porke
>>222549060>HamWhat are they gonna do, ban him from parliament for his name offending muslims?
nth for the holodem
>>222549083go on, tell us about air conditioning again, I love reading Yanks post about air conditioning!!!!
>>222549089s
>>222549083thank you for using the bbc weather service
>>222549083every thick yank who visits here during the summer will confirm uk heat is more intolerable
>>222549102oh shut up you fat cunt or we're getting a divorce
>>222549050Eaten after 300 days or you're a muzzy
Has anyone noticed that on Twitter and 4chan now every fucker in the world pays attention to British politics now. 2 years ago they would just call say "chewsday" and ignore us.
>>222549123s
rather pleasant weafer
>>222549102he's the kind of pathetic capitulating leftoid freak that would unironically change his name to avoid offending like that.
>>222549134chewsday
>>222549135I blood love 'jaks, feels like my own little playmobil set that I can make do weird stuff to each other and torture them, it makes my willy a bit stiff thoughbeit, chunman signing off!
fuck Asda were doing 5 litre water for 61p but they've told me its not coming
>>222549135Luv you x
>>222549151the company is about to go under.
>>222549151due to woke
>>222549134Making fun of US politics became too dull so we switched to the next best thing.
not a fan of this chunman character
big fan of this chunman character
i am chicken!!fuck you!!
neutral towards this chunman character
Hats Off To (Keir) Starmer
M&S or Waitrose.. M&S or Waitrose.. Hmmm..
>>222549168>>222549171>>222549177The triality of man
>>222549175s
Rorke heading to Tesco in his off white fit
>>222549193what about ambivalence
>>222549175Chicken! i am groot jokkey, lolalollol laffing hurts my tummy, chunman signing off!
rorke wearing his north face puffer jacket in the heat
im the chunman you're mum brough off the market, i am trunmani trun out!
The bar is so low for men its insane.
Chunman ambivalently wearing chun down his bib in the heat
>>222549222Isn’t that more of a melanated momenthttps://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU
>>222549227This is not me lads and laddettes, this is a chunposter (imposter), chunman signing off!
DVNO, four capital letters
posted the same picture but smaller size again awardsome real comedians here
Haven't posted here in over six months You lot still posting that game show fella?
>>222549232Hi F*cking Swapping Suppliers! I'm Dad.
>>222549272s
pooing
im chicken jockey!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!
When is it getting hot? I'm cool as a cucumber right now
not sure where all the whinging is coming from, perfectly okay here
do you think your wu tang sword can defeat me?
just put a jumper on
>>222549296hahahaha, you win the tinternets for the day good cockboy, having a pivimous and spiffing day laddy! chunman signing off!
>>222549309It's getting hot in the six
>>222549272
>>222549316Dangerous and downright stupid
gabby logan and kelly cates lezzing off on the bbc sport desk
omg the AI chatbot said a thing lol kerrrr-azy!
>>222549325Reminds me of when I would be running through the six with my woes, I need not remind you of how that "shit" went down...
sir cure mystique
>>222549335>gabby loganGabby Yorath, daughter of footballer and manager Terry Yorath >kelly catesKelly Dalglish, daughter of footballer and manager Kenny Dalglish Both worked hard to get where they did in football punditry honestly they did
god has turned my incel cave into an oven because of my ungodly ways
breakfast time
>>222549331Megakek!
what about the honey roasted chicken
we never used to post our google searches why do you mongs find chatgpy conversations so hilarious
Mad how astronomer Marek Kukula was convicted of CSAM possession in 2018 yet not only does his Wikipedia page refuse to acknowledge it, they've also protected it to prevent anyone from adding the info
>>222549375my arse is basically a honey roasted chicken in this heat
Jeremy Clarkson is built like an alien
Any adaptations on the Sir Poo Barmer format for the Burnham era?
>>222549360Corrrrrr
>>222549331I literally have tears streaming down my face, >salami and monster>a kilo
>>222549385literally never heard of himhow do you know that
sir andy house em sir andy feed emsir andy wank em
>>222549360Richard Keys said Gabby shagged her way to the top!
>>222549331No way! KEEEEEKKKK!!!! oh mannn haven't laughed like this at a post in yonks! Keep them coming
i took the vaccine
MBE And he Bums men
>>222549309Currently 27C where I am
>>222549360wait until you find out 90% of british comedians (the ones who write the sitcoms, regularly appear on the panel shows, even the ones who fucked off to yankland like john oliver) were part of the cambridge footlights
chatbnp isn't as funny :/ it just keeps saying the same message as this
>>222549331Kek
>>222549385BAME protection
>>222549331
>>222549445Also all of them have to be on Avalon and also to book certain comedians you also have to take another of theirs which isn't doing well which they call the Shappi Clause
The Right Honourable Andy BAMEham
>>222549451he's not even a BAME, he looks white
>>222549331There’s villages in Africa that have no water because of this
>>222549472he's polish or something so minority ethnic
>>222549451it's funny that there's all this stuff going on in the background but i just believe whatever is on the page
>>222549477Boo hoo nigga
>>222549507/lit/ anons on brit?
>>222549451>>222549499dont understand any of this
just ate 3 kilos of mozzarella
>hi going to kill myself, i'm dad!
feeling woeful and shitebesotted, someone please be my friend, chunman signing off.
>>222549499>>222549525
>>222549331600mg caffeine isn't much
>>222549554you gonna post this one every thread for the next two weeks spacker?
arrest all women
when you try to get a girl you can'twhen you don't give a shit about girls, they come to youevery time it's like that
>>222549541Legendary user
>>222549537>Are you winning, going to kill yourself?
>>222549559>>222549559>>222549559New
>>222549554This makes me recall blokes in feminine garb bouncing on plastic phalluses with a pink plastic tube locked onto their member
>>222549499>>222549541LOL
>>222549554The Irish diaspora on my Weiner. I am black.Thanks
>>222549541lad just wanted to learn something about electricity, whatever that something is
>>222549477I hadn't considered that but now I'm laughing even harder loooool
>>222549574why would you think of that
>>222549586we don't do irish diaspora posting these days
>>222549573I laughed but as I said before, your early new gimmique always works best when delivered around the 200 post mark. You're a little too early today, Dominique x
>>222549598the bouncing up and down
>>222549574For me? Reminds me of girls riding my cock. You might be a bit zesty
>>222549565we are so back ugly bros
>>222549626Oh, I mean, yeah me too!
>>222549554Perpetual motion
I wonder if Scotchmen ever wander around England's beautiful rural villages or gaze at the varied, stunning architecture of our mediaeval cathedrals and stately homes, and think 'we could have had this'. Or at least they would if they possessed the requisite mental faculties to be aware of their lesserness.
>>222549608Duly noted *crumples up your suggestion and throws it into the trash*
>>222549606Ok thanks for the heads up..Thanks
the word gullible isn't in the dictionary
I tell myself that I can't hold out foreverI said there is no reason for my fear'Cause I feel so secure when we're togetherYou give my life directionYou make everything so clearAnd even as I wanderI'm keeping you in sightYou're a candle in the windowOn a cold, dark winter's nightAnd I'm getting closer than I ever thought I mightAnd I can't fight this feeling anymoreI've forgotten what I started fighting forIt's time to bring this ship into the shoreAnd throw away the oars, forever'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymoreI've forgotten what I started fightin' forAnd if I have to crawl upon the floorCome crashing through your doorBaby, I can't fight this feeling anymore
>>222549655Imagining Limmy having a melty at this post
>>222549655i remember my dad drunkenly texting me on a trip to london for the football that newcastle was heaven
Crazy how we all end up caving every few months and ordering an assortment of lingerie, dildos, nipple clamps, chastity cages, lube and dresses from Lovehoney and having it sent to collect from the post office: having a full day of degeneracy and then tying it all up in separate binbags and depositing them in public bins out of shame.
>>222549451Wikipedia editors have such an insane view of the Daily Mail that they think they can just straight up claim someone got convicted of paedophillia and not get sued if they were lyingBut left-wing equivalents are allowed thoughMentioned this dozens of times before when Wikipedia is brought up but most British Empire articles heavily cite communist newspapers for "atrocities" info like they're reliable sources, even ones that were debunked
>>222549679I just looked it up and it is in the dictionary, retard
>>222549696You're a gay guy! Chunman signing off!
>>222549690I knew someone in real life who looked just like him. He died of hepatitis.Sad!
>>222548925deegz if he were born in the right generation
>>222549690ngl that stew and dumplings looks pengare andy can feed me a dump any day
>>222549565Cap I'm not interested in girls and get no foid attention
>>222549696Is this a Lovehoney paid shill
>>222549696who's '''we'''? battyman
>walk outside>immediately covered in thunderbugsah yes, love the summer
>>222549690s
>>222549694>newcastle>heavenI am sceptical of your claim
>>222549690Social Democratic King
>schools closedits fucking 23rd june school finished like 2 months ago
>>222549727the incel cope
>>222549696Leftypol activities
the year is '94 and my trunk is raw
>>222549740corr
>>222549655we just notice how every second face is brown
>>222549703It's the opposite way round in some countries. Like in the Arab wiki from what I've heard they ban left wing content but allow far right blogs as sources. All depends on who the initial mods are since they're in charge of modding other people.
me, an alien trying to blend in: >>222549762
>>222549775mad how england is a declining shithole full of wogs and it still mogs scatland the knave
>>222549740walk near some birds, they won't pass up the opportunity to do extra damage
In your personal opinion, what is the best regional accent in the UK?
>>222549747he had a good night outpretty popular from what i can remember to take a train to newcastle for a night out. maybe berwick upon tweed got his blood up.
>>222549809Welsh
>>222549771that's the most late 90s image I've ever seen
>>222549809yorkshire
>>222549821Wojciech McDougal
>>222549809southern
>>222549828Only if it's North or East Riding (except Hull), those Wessies sound like retards
>>222549833why do they wear the red shoes
Its almost payday! Can't wait to get some new OF subscriptions, I've been trawling Xitter, Reddit, and Instagram for new candidates; they're all getting put into a bracket with pros and cons and I use Chatgpt to help me assess which are the best 5 that I can afford for the month. Love getting to know all these beautiful lasses. Anyone have any recommendations?
>>222549740Is that a new racial slur
it's a shame mousey got sent to the looney bin
>>222549823I used to think that the Welsh accent was the worst sounding accent in the UK, but I’ve had more exposure to it in media over the last few years, enough to get used to it, and now I think it sounds nice
>>222549887sup mouldie
>>222549867uggboots for men
>>222549872>new OF subscriptionsAny good ones? I'm hoping for some b/g content from Diora Baird, Caroline Vreeland or Nicolle Radzivil soon, and hopefully some more sexual ASMR vids or audio from WhisperAudios. I love seeing z-list celebrities turn to porn.
>>222549809Lincolnshire OR Leicestershire
If this wasn't your childhood you didn't live!
>>222549915just go to xvideos type "bigass" and wank to whatever looks good on the first page
>>222549915grow up vile wanker
on the CK3 aren't I
>>222549927Burnham on a mad one
>>22254992670s/80s nerd culture was so based
Sir Tonibler Toniblerović
Malaponte in?What are the best podcasts now WarStrike has ended? Other than the Beer Hall by Greg Conte.
thinking about that Ratatouille rule34 where shes wanking him off into the big pot of soup
any Denplan man in?
>>222549963sub scobie
any neet man in
any chunman in?
>>222549963Ever heard of Tim Pool
where I come from isn't all that great
suckling a succulent water bottle seductively.. it’s water so quenching and wet, even the first drop on my slivering wriggling tongue is so.. ecstatic
any Wotanic Beasts in?
>>222549985BEVERLY HILLS !!
burn 'em Andy burn 'em all
>>222549833>madeline mccain's father lost his chips then did he?
hunched over my laptop in the dark like some feral ghoul
>>222549987surreptitiously suckling some succulent sarsaparilla sniffers seductively
>>222549982Don't like him, just seems like a total Trump fanboy
>>222549996I'm from Beverley but the Americans won't let me in to see Beverly, Massachusetts.
>>222549926What's the difference between hard rock, metal and black metal?
>>222549994I'm more of an eldritch cryptid myself
>>222550022LOL
fungus
>>222549926odd position for the monitor
>>222550022s
>>222550032succinctly put
>>222550035I was just facetiously suggesting the most dogshit slop alternative to Warstrike that I could think of
student loan payments jumped up from £4 to £22 a month this is uncivilised
forgot it was thursday today
>>222549951I could only play turkic dynasties in India me. Steppe warrior hegenomic agenda must be maintained you see
neoliberal teeth chomping in
what's the most remote part of the uk
>>222550072you scareded me
>>222550079sup scobes
taking my scottish pigeon to a farm to count the coos
>>222550070They’re like $1000/mo here
>>222550083they make em in china mate x
>>222550083my penis
>>222549951i can never play in india because i don't know any of the names
>>222549927need to bring back ETSUBATSU posting
>>222550090sounds like they actually want them paid offit's a bit funny how little they're asking for and then writing them off at 65 it doesn't seem like a tenable system but oh well
>>222549951>>222550100The only ‘redeeming’ factor there is the widespread nudism religions and open bobs, but even then, they’re Indian
>>222550091>>222550094*sighs*
The heat is making me say etsubatsu and saying Hi wouwie to me mum, chunman signing off!
going to drink some water x
I really just don't get how normaldrones think.Especially with their herd mentality. Just imagine living your life like that. Complete automaton
Welsh accents mog
wore shorts outside for the first time as an adult award (i am the winner i get the award)think think everyone at the shop could tell i don't usually wear shorts
>>222550148dangerous and downright stupid
>>222550149mad isn't it
>>222550149This. Like fighting each other over which group of overpaid wogs kick a ball around better while your country is being sold out from under you and your children and women raped.
got dogberg in the car for a drive then forgot to get in with him and went for a 4 hour nap insteadslept soundly when he stopped barking
>>222550183Pack it in rorke
>>222550172how could they tell?
>wore shorts outside for the first time as an adult award (i am the winner i get the award)>think think everyone at the shop could tell i don't usually wear shorts
went out and saw a man who usually only wears trousers but today he wore shorts. good man
>>222550183not sure those are two mutually exclusive thingsdon't think the football has much to do with the rape
>>222550172You've proper buchered that meme format, it just reads like English isn't your second language and you're calling wearing shorts an award
>>222550201they shielded their eyes from the blinding reflection
>>222550149You’re just another automaton running on slightly different stimulus
Shorts bender
normoids don't think as much because they always have people around to talk to and things they enjoy that occupy their brainsi envy them
“Cagne will not accept this ruling as the final word. Our legal team will now consider an appeal, and we will continue to stand up for the communities who will be forced to live with the consequences of this expansion.“Cagne are obviously disappointed by today’s ruling. Communities across Sussex, Surrey and Kent helped fund this legal action because they have grave and legitimate concerns about the proposed expansion, the lack of airport funding for essential infrastructure, the absence of proper investment in sewerage treatment, the increased noise burden on local residents, worsening air quality, and the significant rise in CO2 and other harmful emissions.“Today’s ruling provides no reassurance for those concerns. It does not change the fact that local communities are being asked to carry the consequences while the airport fails to provide the funding needed to protect the people and places affected.“It is fundamentally wrong that taxpayers should be expected to meet the costs of new runway operations while shareholders stand to profit from an additional 101,000 flights a year and 80 million passengers. The public should not be left to pay for the infrastructure, environmental damage and disruption created by private gain.“This government must stop viewing aviation expansion through rose-tinted glasses and relying on unsubstantiated claims of economic benefit while ignoring the vast local and global environmental costs. Communities deserve honesty, accountability and protection — not another decision that sidelines their health, homes and environment.”
>>222550183rorke melting down at people having fun again is it
>wore shorts awardsounds good can a britanon make a vocaroo of that
>>222550216Of course it does, the national or regional pride is concentrated in something safe (sports instead of ethnicity) the tribal violent energy is redirected into something inconsequential (football hooliganism). It is quite literally bread and circuses.
You've proper butchered that meme format, you prick. You stupid fucking bastard. You've fucked up the meme.
>>222550241well that's what /brit/ is for
>>222550246>Just have fun goy! Don't worry about anything.
>>222550269>>222550269>>222550269new
>>222550202
just been lied to on the internet
lounging on my incel bed like some ottoman sultan
TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINE
>>222550267Elton
>>222550278dangerously early
>>222550302
yeah i'll have the two turds and scrambled piss please
ambition causes misery
right well get this thread to the bump limit then
>>222550267Monkeypox ahh scran
>>222550312And a touch of cum sauce on the turds, love
hi
>>222550348naturally
get it made
po
>>222550269>>222550269
>>222548929>>222548929>>222548929Recycle
