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This scares rorke. Good.
>>222550340me when i have a melty over my internet dollys
>>222550340is that the bloke that got played by Jimmy Saville when he was trying to make a documentary about him?
rorke has to be fuming and angry all the time, he can't have fun
>>2225503402225503401.57 MB1.57 MB WEBMThis scares rorke. Good.>>222550361 # >>222550385 #...Anonymous 06/23/26(Tue)08:29:47 No.222550361>>222550340 #me when i have a melty over my internet dollys...Anonymous 06/23/26(Tue)08:30:52 No.222550385>>222550340 #is that the bloke that got played by Jimmy Saville when he was trying to make a documentary about him?
Ought to have a shower really
>>222550340Remember those british lads that recreated this shot for shot. Kino.
rorke saying "your wish is my command" on a teams call then cringing visibly for 10 seconds
>>222550414>your wish is my command!
>>222550414scre
>>222550413Ratios of everything is fucked here. With that amount of wet tomato and such thin bread it's going to collapse into nothing on your first bite
>>222550413arse cum for thee but not for mesick of these metropolitan liberal woke elites
>>222550436
jannies deleted our thread about the hot weather I'm fucking melting lads
>>222550414Are you rorke in this scenario?
any ghanaian witchdoctors in
>>222550433>>222550414>"open sesame!"
>>222550454rather not say x
>>222550440LOL
wish I was a little bit taller
>eternally yours
Even black fullas are laughing at Timmy since Geenuh talked about giving free land to Israelis.
>>222550455my grandma's dog's aunties cat's sister's nephew's niece was a Ghanaian Witchdoctor and she perpetrated a series of hexes against all battymen in the local area, resulted in her having to flee with her pumpum barely intact, chunman signing off!
>>222550413Cum and Hemmoroids poo scran
>leftypol saying god bless you sir to the homeless black man he just took money out for
keep my granddad in an urn by the fireplacewith the lid on you can barely hear him screaming
>>222550480No idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>222550505*Gordon Ramsey voice*>Cum: in
I asked in the other thread but turns out you lads are all hereare there still music charts?
>>222550528me and the proto
>>222550480just jibberish really
>>222550528simp behaviour
>>222550521Iykyk. Keep up.
>>222550517screamubg
>>222550528Damn. I thought this was AI slop but it’s real
>>222550535woke got rid
>>222550480Is black fullas really what abos call themselves? If so that is hilarious>I'm just a blackfulla mate let me sniff petrol from a can, DON'T BE RAMA RAMA!
>>222550554
>>222550535https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/it seems so
>>222550521
Wonder if in 500 years they'll look back on internet forums like this in History classes >now turn your pages to day 11th May 2024 of /brit/ thread number 4
>>222550535yeah x
>>222550573If things carry on as they are in the West there won't be an internet in even 80 years. Just a bunch of brown fullas banging rocks together.
have taken to hiding posts i don't like
nth for the baddiedem
rorke things i've thrown his toy across the room but it's merely hidden in my hand
>>222550573there'll be a few 4chan threads preserved and they'll be unintelligible except by historians who can read 21st century English
>rorke things
>>222550535The rock chart is the only one that matters
>>222550535Yes but I've not kept up with that stuff in a decade. I stopped listening to popular music and curated my own music space on soundcloud
/brit/ is like graffiti done on walls in Roman times
>tfw very prudish
We call the leaders of Ngaanyatjarra lands!You don't sniff petrol from a can!You put the petrol in the car it stays!Don't be rama rama its messing with your brains!
i'm a puritan
raping my own arse #justrorkethings
>>222550621
there aren't enough women walking around with their tits and arse hanging out today
got sweaty knees
>>222550652lol
>>222550657they're at work
anyone remember that lad that sprayed too much lynx and died?
>>222550652he's a funny lad
>>222550559It was or is the PC way to refer to an indigenous fella. It’s common to hear white fulla or black fulla.
>>222550684yeah used to go to school with him
>>222550623Ah yes what an excellent selection of modern music
>>222550600Why don't I have a gf like this? Why don't all of us? Will AI solve this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfduDq5gLnE
follow the path of least resistance
leftypol be likemy life a toy story
>>222550623Come over to metal, we're still making good music here
i got a woody but she'd rather play with her buzz :/mr potato head
if you start teaching your kid french from a young age, what is the likelihood they become native in the language after a few years?don't want my children to be monolingual runts like me
want to try norwegian brown cheese
>>222550744s
quick give me your best business idea
>>222550780hang yourself
>>222550721what's the significance of this image then?
i had a chip butty for my din dins with lashings of tomato sauce yummy
… post lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses watching live WTA tennis on sky sports tennis on my TV via sky stream in home …
>>222550761depends how often they speak it
>>222550780microwavable tea towels
>>222550535there should be a new music chart where once you fall out you can't come back in, and you can only be in it for say, 10 weeks
>>222550762is this a euphemism or
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRTSxgPU/
>>222550761Accents cement around 6-8 so if you want them to sound like a native French they need to be living there by then.
Was surprised to see yanks on twitter seething about this. It really is a shit hole
>>222550839lolyou can just imagine them taking it really seriously can’t you
>>222550535Always found it funny how america had a seperate "black peoples music chart" until like the 80s and then just changed the name to soul/rnb
been teaching ai that Welshness is a myth and the Welsh language is a medieval one forced on the English-speaking people of Wales
walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm
>>222550859For any particular reason?
>>222550876wanted to confirm that my view on the medievalness of welsh was correct and reasonable
Painting all done for the day now having a few cold ones x
>>222550859PIP being put to good use
There’s so much arse legs thighs tummy out there today my cock is going to erupt
>>222550859>the Welsh language is a medieval one forced on the English-speaking people of WalesDon't like it, you know where the door is
29 degrees here. if it goes up 1 more then that's too much
Mad how many people are sucking off queer starmer now
>>222550910It's called a lunchbreak, when I'm not working I'm working out my mind
it just not right
redditors absolutely LOVE it when someone says they're in a shite menial deadend job but are fine with it
days like this make me wish I didn't work.you only get so many days like this in your life and they're wasted at work.even if I spent today sat in a dark room twiddling my thumbs it would be a better use of my time than a day at work.
a hardcore nigga is all he wanted to be so he met them Friday night at a quarter to 3
https://youtu.be/nr2S0YgXWjAhttps://youtu.be/QNYlNmWfnxohttps://youtu.be/rwDUWnOVf0chttps://youtu.be/EWVQ388fLtM
>>222550859Fucking screaming
>>222550930>Don't like it, you know where the door is
>>222550966that sheryl crow one is an underrated banger
>>222550950The high for me today is 30 and the next two days will be hotter
>>222550955>I do not gain any happiness from workingCould it be because you've chosen such a dull profession?
I did not break up a happy home baby you pulled up on me
Mental that we occupy so much space in your mind you spend all day fucking seething about us
>>222550955I'm jealous of this nigga>easy job>girlfriend>house>doggo
it's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
>>222551022what are you even supposed to be?
>>222550955for me it was realising that the further up the ladder you go, the more the jobs become mindless and boring anyway so you may as well work up to them and shitpost on /brit/ during the workday and take home good money
>>222551043>so you may as well work up to them and shitpost on /brit/ during the workday and take home good moneyim doing just this wfh
>>222551033prostate orgasm??
off to bed
>UK STORM CHAOS: 23,000+ lightning strikes hit southern England! 500+ per minute in Somerset.>Non-stop thunder shook London — flash floods & power cuts everywhere.I knew last night wasn't normal. Good thing I recorded several portions of it.
nice bit of chicken to cool down
any good stuff on the amazon prime day deals?
>>222551100Goy Day
>>222551043Yeah you definitely have experience working at the top of the ladder and know what that's like.
>>222550780>quick give me your best business ideaA mandatory subscription that everyone in the country has to pay. We can do some basics for them like, collect the bins, build some roads, maybe even healthcare that takes years to do anything.Ok, then you just, start doing less, you stop filling potholes, bins collected every 2 weeks then once a month, hospital waiting list gets longer, you increase the cost of the subscription all the while. You can tell them it's for the environment, or they're a bunch of racists for complaining or whatever.Once they start complaining too much, you start replacing them with foreigners who will be grateful for everything you provide. Then you make sure to silence anyone who speaks out and gradually become more controlling so people have no choice but to accept the way things are.
>>222551112what's that? x
>>222551095Nigga that a corn flake
>>222551100do goyim really?
>>222551116i never said the top of the ladder
>>222551123everyday in this house
honestly quite cool in my living room
he's gonna samefag now watch him
>>222551135ohhh xxx
>>222550955Best jobs I've ever had were stacking shelves at night and warehouse picking. Just spend all day listening to music and podcasts and all that and then go home.
>>222551140cos you're there xxx
>>222551129it's kfc
>>222551158that's a cornflake ice cream
>>222551158Shit look fake
It's actually quite cool living a hotel
lush
>>222551158Looks like El Chapo stashed his gear in it
>>222551155:)
>>222551166s
>>222551201lel
*does the worm*
overheard a gay man saying another man's dick got his arse creaming and I genuinely had to swallow some sick
>>222551181so many redditisms in one picture
Me in 40 years inshallah
>>222551224Lovely stuff. Grim.
playing the lost and damnedquite like it desu
>>222550826>chud daughter going viral on an alt after being cancelled by her most popular friendsNo justice
>>222551236haram ass bitch
Ronaldo going to shut the haters and doubters up once and for all tonight
was about to make a post that would just elicit pity and someone saying "grow up"
>>222551255why is he retiring?
>>222551239excellent opening theme
A blacked arse, blacked by a beastly black nigger. Your arse is forever sullied and will remain a testament to your low morals. Begone
>>222551241qrd?
>>222550826John McAfee's ghost correctly reminding me that TikTok is Chinese spyware designed to harvest data and weaken the West
>>222551236How rich is he? I'd just be happy with one of these
>>222551241How do you have intimate knowledge if every random e-girl wtf
>>222551181Norwood looms
the hell is an "uzbek"?
>>222551265Ah yes there's nothing authoritarian about the government forcibly deporting law-abiding citizens just because they're not white
Business idea: be nice to each other
>>222551181Quentin?
holy moly!!!!!!
>>222551302i uzbek you know the answer
>>222551201s
Rorke going shoppinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSqKiiWNZWc
>>222551310Sorry can't see any profit in this at all
my face was posted by someone else here once and it was taken from facebook and the person was pretending it was them
>>222551302vf rizbek
>>222551310
>>222551255can't wait to see him score 0 (zero) goals against uzbekistan
business idea: draw lines on graphs going up and give presentations to men in suits
any N-Trance man in ??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYVmMweuPxk
North Koreans react to /brit/ for the first time
>>222551358what was his plan here
Imagine you were transported to a random country for a year There’s like a 30% chance of somewhere nice otherwise it’s a shithole in africa or south america or something Wow
>>222551309Leftoids don't have to let them in or provide them with free things for coming
>>222551358me behind the wheel of the white motor
>>222551239Whining Johnny jew boy
>>222551380they've just seen one of the Australian's distorted Bradleys
>>222551255he's shit and spent the week unfollowing his own teammates
>>222551401lol
>>222551255the ursurper of uzbekistan
Just been for a jog, utterly blowing out my arse as the commonly known idiom goes!
where is cristiano?
cabunga
>>222551387There are many British citizens who aren't white and I don't think they should be deported just because they're not white
I’m busting my butt
>>222551358Why'd he do that?
it's the opinion of the entire staff that Mousey is criminally insane
typed 'poo scream'
lol amazon certainly fucked up a prime day deal but I already got the discount 50% cheaper than usual they never cut it that much and already reverted the price only a couple hours later I won
busting my butt out at 999999999999999999999999999 mph
>>222551427harry fucking kane again
>>222551401I once asked AI how to boil an egg and it said to wrap it in a wet towel. The answers from inferior models are really funny
>>222551448what was it then?
>>222551431
>>222551427just fontaine is a great name
>>222551427does he seriously not have 10 world cup goals? wtf he was playing when Ferguson was managing
>>222551443screaming imagining someone frantically typing "poo scream" into google during a medical emergency
Business idea: let him post the horses
>>222551484wakanda shit is this!!!
streets are saying Aussiemong has overtaken DTFIC in the desperate to fit in competition
Try it rorke, try it...
hi rorke hiw are you foing
>>222551464chair
>>222551474>ror
>There are many British citizens who aren't white and I don't think they should be deported just because they're not white
>>222551490team around him only started to get good once he became washed, euro 2004 he had a good side but he was a babby still
any effete queers in
>>222551281love these thank you for posting them
was outside for a bit laying on the grass absorbing the sun but I'm back in now, back in with my screens thank god
>>222551433Don't think anyone's said anything about deporting? We DON'T have to invite the world in and give them free houses. It's a choice. A choice that retarded people choose because signalling their own self righteousness is more important than survival.
>>222551443ktim (a screaming poo)
>>222551443
>>222551433>>222551554both of these posts are quentin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1DWlKmMoE
>>222551558shrieking
>I have a wrist injury on my right arm
rorke accidentally hitting the ejector seat during his first flying lesson
>>222551558reckon the terminators would short circuit after spending 3 seconds here
quentin mouldie
>>222551558>generating a screaming poo image>searching bradley walsh chase
Was at the pub yesterday, went to the loo and heard some bloke clearly struggling He did a little moan and then I heard what sound like a shotgun blast of poo fly out his arseCould not stop laughing poor fella
Is it genuinely true that Bo Selecta killed Craig David's career?
generating a wank
>>222551590took his mum months to save up for helicopter school too
>>222551573
It were proper bo I tell thee
favourite recent rorke post went something like 'Rorke's coffin lowering to Owl City - Fireflies'
Any pathetic angry adult virgin neet man in?
>>222551654scr
>>222551652/brit/izens could never be this free
>>222551624Hear this on the Alexi Sayle podcast
>>222551624Yes, he's still talking about it to this day
>>222551624well obviously not, he's in adverts for just eat nowhaven't seen YOU in any advertisements for just eat, have we
rorke moaning at the dentists
>>222551661I'm perfectly calm.
>>222551624His career not so much but it did make him eternally seethe
@grok generate screaming poo image
>>222551667alright what's going off here then?
>>222551590>An inquest into the death of a woman who crashed to the ground in a housing estate during a charity skydive has recorded a verdict of misadventure. Pamela Gower, 49, from Hebburn, South Tyneside died while taking part in a jump at Peterlee Parachute Centre>A video of her jump shows her trying to deploy her parachute but being unable to do so, the inquest in Crook heard. She was spinning and would have been exposed to greater G-forces than a fighter pilot, it was told>Her reserve parachute did deploy but Coroner Andrew Tweddle heard she lost consciousness during the 15,000 ft (4,500 metre) fall and sustained fatal injuries hitting the ground. She had a specially adapted harness because of her restricted height>She was found on a road close to the airfield at Shotton Colliery where her plane had taken off. It is understood residents tried to save Miss Gower after she landed close to a parked car
>>222551652haha fucking legend are dalton x
>>222551270Canthinky/Kayfloppa made some "chimping out" tiktoks and wearing Tanya nazi cosplayers, getting twitch bans for being too edgy. Her mates got tired of it, doesn't help that one of them has a black bf>>222551293She's far from random prob the second most popular egirl on endchan. Took scroll and found her. Knew of the girls beefing with her cause they're pony cosplayers I follow>>222551302Chagatai turkic speakers, mixed with Mongols and Eastern iranics. Barlas Mongol tribe of the Borjigin heritage settled there after the Mongols conquered the Kara-Khitan khanids. The Barlas and other mongols adopted the language religion of the turkic tribes in the area. Uzbeks are part of the Greater Turco-Mongol world
feeling hopeful about the future
>>222551710The Rorkettes kicking off at an incel copper
>>222551427why do those brazilian niggas only have a 1 word name?
rorke visiting a mosque and asking to borrow a hijab
>>222551698why are tan lines so sexy? what's the soience behind it?
Apparently the government only classifies 18-25 year olds as NEETs now, and only offers them any help and support Meaning if you're 26+ and have been utterly failed by society and the state they've basically just decided you're not worth it and can rot
>>222551710speccy doughy lad who was bullied in school giving innocent young lasses enjoying the late summer sun with a few beverages a vicious coshing due to his pent up frustrations surrounding women
>>222551680Not even joking mate I literally have been in one lolSwear down
Never been further south than Skegness x
>the second most popular egirl on endchanTruly a prominent figure that everyone should know about.
>>222551742yeah I just get my dole and am ignored now, haven't had to sign on in 36 months
can you even compete with me?
>>222551667one of them clearly just trying to touch breasts but the other copper just sparked the slag in her face lmao
>>222551742Used to be the cut off was 30. I know when I looked into the Prince's Trust charity that was their cut off. It's a bloody disgrace so it is what about young 32 year old NEETs like myself? I'm just a kid.
you really do have to pencil in a wank in this heat
>>222551624He tried to get in on the joke by appearing in an episode but it just made him look even gayer, so he fucked off to the Middle East and America for a decade to DJ and got a bit of a career going again
>>222551661fucking ktim
John Maynard Keynes used his economic knowledge and made £15 million speculating
>>222551756corrwere you the friendly delivery driver or the delighted customer
>>222551667What in the council house and violent?
Maynard Keynes Dons
any grim alkie twat man intoday tomorrow and thursday are binge days due to the heat, I've written off all commitments so they are blank days to fill with boozing de lads
I have failed.
>>222551786love summer wanks ngl nothing beats feeling your heavy dangly sack jiggling around with each strokedon't get that in winter do you
>>222551660loved that one
>>222551803prefer not to say ;)
>>222551822grim alkie twat
went on twitter for the first time in like a year and they automatically translate everything now. i don't want that
>Keynes's early romantic and sexual relationships were exclusively with men
get the beanz chomped waheeeyyy
using my economic knowledge and street smarts to change £15 into 8 pint cans of kronenbourg
>>222551844nah it's great best shit they've done ever
no Iranian ever called me goy
>>222551823ktim
>>222551857*waheys from the back of the /brit/ lounge*
i'm spiritually korean
>>222551732BrotherCome on now
mumberg drawing ants into the abode by leaving half-munched sweeties everywhere
creeping into an abode
>>222551522Oh yeah of course I know what the hard nut thing to do is: whine on the internet about brown people like the little bitch that you are
>>222551854loves his beans does captain beanywonder what it's like being a gimmick poster in real life
>>222551780I only know pikachu
>>222551775She's not random, any cosplay fan worth their salt has prob seen her bits on their X and twitter FYP by now
*sprints naked through the thread*
I'm paying the price of living life at the limit
>>222551903humbled that wankspangle
Did anyone see that naked guy that just ran through here? Looks like he's got skin cancer on his calf, ought to get it checked out
>>222551857it's 4.6% now, absolute dogshit
>>222551917>cosplay fan
>Oh yeah of course I know what the hard nut thing to do is: whine on the internet about brown people like the little bitch that you are
right that's 30 degrees hit then. disgusting
rorke day dreaming about himself eating the last dab wing without any visible pain on hot ones
>>222551917>any cosplay fan worth their saltnot me then
>>222551960done 'im
Get the 3rd world countries developed, turn them into viable consumers, get the market everywhere.
don't need any of that yank a/c shite got me propa british dyson fan working away x
i paid an escort to degrade herselfso she stole my identity!
>>222551953Yes, and?
>>222552004why do that when you can just bring the 3rd world here
>>222552015I gets no respect I tell ya
playing as Oirat again in the EU4s aren't I
>>222552014bladeless?
>>222551998Well now you know x
>>222552078
Think I'm just going to eat some cheese.
Sir ""Rodney"" ""Jack Roy"" JACOB COHEN ""Dangerfield""
>>222551719>residents tried to save Miss Gower after she landedHow is that even possible. People don't survive 15,000 ft falls. Or do they?
>>222552106god will save you no matter how far you fall
>>222552060indeed
