megi edition
This is the one :)
>>222553550she seems like a mega bitch
>>222553550does she fuck niggers
hm
>Lana Seymour - Woodman CastingKino sceneShe takes a pounding
>>222555178he lived so i'll be trying this laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC878clD0rY
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>waiting for the new so i can post zingers>saving my zingers for the newlet's see them zingers then? oh wait you never had any
>>222553550seen her at a party once
nth for the gyaldem
You dare speak of the forbidden six?!
>>222555536miss are rishi
Nicotine - the white man's drug of choice
British Boys
>>222555536they're all anti-british neoliberal scumbags.
>>222555178>>222555500fuaark
satan tortures me every day
scranning rorke's penis
sucking sex with a woman's bum
time for a pre match shopping run, it's too hot to rush tho
Anyone seen the Canadian shooter manifesto? It's basically Nazbol
ripping my willy off shouting fire in the hole and throwing it across the room where it exlodes like a grenade
She has a Europoid facial structure- maybe a hapa?
>>222555623nigga should have tried getting some pussy
>>222555633the only similarity between your willy and a grenade is that everyone runs away from it
>>222555623sup mouldie
Ever had a girl on your bsck?
forgot abouit the footy suppose i best get some tins in
>>222555657no i've seen a woman in my life
>>222555649they run but they dont get very far
got nothing to eat what could I eat?
2 cajun chicken drumsticks, satsuma and bottle of fizzy water and my hangover is starting to settlei might be good to go for England good job I put beers in the fridge this morning while trying not to puke
saw a couple of them topless todayathletic bodies and almost looked oiled upno wonder women can't keep their legs closed around them
>>222555683*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
>>222555657yeah my sister
>>222555683could eat some bread i suppose
>>222555705don't have any
>>222555671So you've never had a woman naked in your bed?>>222555698Did she also grind her tits against your back?
>>222555714go outside and eat bugs
>>222555699Why not? Jews are behind capitalism and communism
Left it as long as possible before putting the oven on
>>222555751is that a baked bean pizza scream
>>222555724no i've seen a woman i live in a cave
he's always browsing these subreddits genuinely the saddest cunt itt
>>222555778meant to say i've never seen a womannow i look foolish
thermostat ladswhat is the one in your incelflat currently showing? 27.5c here
>>222555795bruhh
>>222555795he even spoofs the file name
>>222555795poor bloke needs help
>>22255581129It grim
>>222553550Lollll who dis
>>222555778>>222555807
>>222555795don't like that subreddit it's giving jfs ammunition to make fun of us
just starting to learn in my late 30s that neurotypicals dont go "oh i like that girl i'm gona focus on her" they go "oh i like that girl, and there's all these others who are alright so i'll try it on with them all at the same time"that's why they dont get so hungup on one girl or miserable about non-monogamy because they are never psychologically monogamous
>>222555835none of the women you post are women that i would want to have sex with
scrambling to paint the house white to keep the heat out as suggested by the BBC
looks like tim
>>222555843they do both incelpops
>>222555867u gay as fuck if that webem didnt make your willy twitchaltho i agree she's not attractive enough to be worth saving/posting
>>222555873imagine her sweaty musky pissflaps and turdpipe CORRR
>>222555873imagine the smell of her pits rn
>>222555873sc she actually doessame expression
>>222555871why are big black cocks suggesting how u paint your hosue wtf
>>222555867>>222555883
>>222555883He only wants ugly east asians lmao
>>222555918heatherpops
ladsare you okay ladslads
less than an hour before the unparalleled greatest of all time shows us why he's always on top. Today he will score 7 just like his kit number says
>>222555918mouldie
>>222555932yeah im alright actually
>>222555932all of it
>>222555657was at a festival once and a girl i only met 10 minutes ago asked to sit on my shoulders and she did and i felt happynaturally i did nothing to progress the situation
>>222555563thats because you're a mid girl next door who lured attractive boys by distorting your appearance
>>222555932frog bastards melting love to see it
>>222555917the normgroid life
Okay but surely you've all done this with a woman at least once?
>>222555958did you get a lob on
>>222555978done what
in 2040 free porn will be outlawed and youll have to pay money every time you want to wank
They get so rattled when you bring it up because it's true lmao
>>222556000my already vast local file collection will have grown even more so by then
>>222556011What that black pussy changed rorke?
>>222556011fungal
>>222555980a bit yeah
>>222556026much like your vast waistline
>>222556000take the physical media pill
sir heather fungus
fit girl's legs are out everywhere lovely stuff
>>222556026your entire file system will get scanned daily and lord burnhams death squads will be after you
>>222555991Had a woman wrap her legs around you
surprised Gary Neville has the gumption to be a pundit after his bf's resigniation yesterday
>>222556052have you?
People go on holiday for this type of heat but the heat being here is the end of the world
>>222556041mad that he was still posting about black mens cocks back then dont even think zeidy was around
>>222556036I'm on cutberg so ermmmmm shut up yeah>>222556051if it comes to that I'll be on the tails OSstien
do women with fat arses suffer in the heat?
rorke:>he's sooo lucky
RAWWRR ! LIKE LIONS !! LEADER LEAD VICTORY ALL !! not better me all do does for reading books walk write speaked and athlete ! KNOW thats !
heatherfreak:>mi gwan yam sum spores
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782220115214476.mp4
>>222556063Yeah, your mum lmao
>>222556143grow up
pedoswede :/
whats the best kinks album
Ethan Winters face reveal looks like me
>>222556052not sure i've ever had a girl wrap her legs around mei am a world rennowned incel tho
>>222556185oh hell no
>>222555795spainnonce is such a weird desperate cunt
>>222556183dunno never listened to them sorry
>>222556109I'd blow him
Gyaldem are bogged at this point if I'm being honest
don't like paedoswede
ive had sex it was good
if i wanted some beers id have to shower and that's easy 20 minutes then getting out to the shopwe're looking at an hour of effort so i probably wont
>>222556234deranged fantasy
>i'm gonna spent time removing the part of the potato that tastes the best and has all the nutrients !!why do retards do this?
>>222556183that one, you know the one
>>222556245for mashberg
>>222556143what's he saying? no info on /rekt/ about thiswas he stealing?
>asked who he would support if England played Scotland, Keir Starmer has said he would support football
>>222556239just have a shower now anyway
sex literally doesnt existit's nto something people doit would be mental if most of the adults in the world spend their evenings ptuting their willies inside a vagina or having a willy put inside their vaginautterly mentalmakes no sense a tall
got a steakberge in the fridge that needs using todaywhat should i do with it?it has some sort of texan rub on it if that helps the decision
sir potato
>>222556290it's all a big hoax
>>222556290it's real i saw it happen on a video
>>222556290sex takes around 15 minutes not an entire evening
>>222556290It's ok rorke there's a flat faced east asian girl to rub your micro penis against waiting out there for you
Keir "I brought the UK out of austerity" Starmer
>>222556239need to go get fags but I'm so sweaty and stinky I cba
>>222556292boil it
how long will mouldie's meltie last
>>222556245skin eating freak
got boxers and shorts oncan still smell my potent taint grease and i had a shower this morning fs
>>222556346remember when he used to get embarrassed and spam here til 6am to get revenge lol
oh mother i can feel
>>222556346>>222556362Rattled because it's true lmao
>>222555368i was being sarcastic you fucking idiot
>>222556365the bbc cumming over your face
the poo falling onto my head
>>222556372typing lmao at the end of your posts doesn't make you seem less mad
>>222556354doesn't seem like a good idea
>>222556374ironic because my post was clearly a joke but you took it seriously you daft cunt
>>222556354did he die?
a fungus so freakish that even ziedbelg doesn't like him
>>222556397i typed 7 words, you a paragraph
mmhmm she's a bad psych
heatherfungusaurus
the fungus among us
any fellow racists in
>>222556420you sound mad
saw one of those gym rekt videos where the guy's spotter was this tiny indian womanbaffled me because i know indians are weird but surely they understand that a woman can't lift a massive weight like that
>>222556436no u
the last ofungus
my willy is very ticklish today
>>222556430no this is an very inclusive general
>>222556423>>222556446s
Rorke will defend her to his last breath
>>222556442he's done you mate
the black pussy awakened something deep inside of rorke
my virtual stardew valley wife emily just walked in on me smashing junimos with a rock its over
>>222556474*drum circle music plays*
so this is "heatherchad"
>>222556437dyels ALWAYS comment on the spotter if they are smallplease faggot understand that a spotter can be a literal 10 year old helping the best bencher in the world, all they have to do is reduce the weight by a few pounds, you do not have to lift the entire weight on the barbell yourself
>>222556468the fit ones can stay (she goes)
the spores are spreading
>>222556457*uses feather on it*
>>222556495it was a 5ft tall indian woman and she just struggled as the guy crushed himself
>>222556479for me its abigail and yes i have my 'dew valley sex modded
rorke's power fantasies
>>222556513sounds like more of a woman not paying attention problem rather than her not being able to lift it
even indian men mog me
fungal freakoutmouldie meltdown
in a /brit/ meetup I will be the one stealing everyone elses wallets
reminder that this meltie started because he got into an argument and then called his interlocutor bald and then said interlocutor posted his perfect hairline in response lol
God it feels fucking awful right now
UNC AINT FINISHED
>>222556553howl
heatherpaedophile meltdown lol
>>222556553it is indeed a perfect hairline. I could never hope to achieve that level of hair!
the unc of uzbekistan
Sir Andy Burnham
bit hot innit
Sir Andy Bumhim
dpd man was meant to be here by 5pm with my new air con unit but the cunt has stopped moving on the map. fuming.
fucking boredso i want to drink to not be boredbut this is unsustainablewhat are tee-totallers up to then?
>>222556617enjoying a healthy liver myself
the pic that ended his career
look at how excited he is to score against uzbekistan
>>222556553scr
https://nationalrebirthparty.org.uk/Agenda/thoughts?
>>222556636Qrd?
thinking I won't be clicking that
>>222556639A goal is a goal. I can tell you've never done any competitive sport
If he types in lowercase it's not him being a sad act and posting about himself
>>222556661>>222553954
this is what awaits our countryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_government-debt_crisis
Brexit was 10 years ago today
>>222556685screamo >>222554440
Keir Starmer resigned because it's too hot and he couldn't be arsed.
Tescos is pretty quiet lads.
Very annoyed DeepSeek keeps mixing up the various minor characters in Peep Show
>>222556712nuffa dem man
>>222556706Thoroughly rattled
>>222556696https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_Greek_stereotype
>>222556708Honestly, can't blame him. Mad respect for that
>>222556708Doesn't make sense. Pretty sure Sir Prime Wanker gets his own AC.
The hot bollocks theory of history
>>222554500pnscrm
>>222556712Mate if you're going to get the boring cheese sarnie at least get the grated cheese one.
>>222555833idk, some girl apparently
wonder could i cook couscous in my rice cooker
nigga cooking couscous in his cooker
Done alright today, windows and blinds closed, flat is 27C. I'll open them in an hour or so when it cools down.
Honest question: is there a /brit/ poster more pathetic than mouldie?
>>222556794boy awdurr ov duh peykey bloinduhz
>>222556795Me
heathershiitake simmering with rage
>>222556794When you older Oswald Mosley from Temu
wonder why exactly heatherfungus has come back in force the last few daysworld cup? heatwave?
>>222556795Ya mom mate
why do all the npcs in the stands hold their phones, use your eyes niggas, you can watch the replay later
>>222556821he cant help himself.
2 goals in less than 20 minutes is madness.
>>222556830She doesn't post here as far as I'm aware
just want to go back to 2006-2015 lads :(
>>222556833Never understood that either Maybe they're taking selfies?
>>222556857alri ronaldo
>>222556794larp larp larp saaaaaahur
>>222556639unc still got it?
>If I die today, remember me like John Lennon....
>>222556833there was a thread about this in /mu/ recently they're facetiming their poor friends so they can watch the game tooits wholesome :)
>>222556857>2006Was a mere stripling of 23 then I was, so I was
Only just found out that the french have their own version of notting hill carnival aka a mass gathering of biomass and it's just as repugnant and uncivilised
Alright team got back from work about an hour ago had a bath my clothes were literally stuck to my skin from the sweat. Having a pitta bread with tomato purée and oregano and chipotle flakes
my brain won't let me be happy
sucking a lime and mint drink
>>222556704bit crazy isnt it
Mental how it's literally up to save the White racepretty scary honestly. We could've been born at any other time in human history but we were born at a time when Whites are becoming minorities in our own countries
delivery man called me boss :3
>>222556851haha yeah (who cares lol?)
>>222556905fungal
>>222556888What were the 1990s and early 2000s like?
>>222556926Heaven lad
why are there hydration breaks
>>222556901sounds bentsounds like you'd rather be sucking a willy
>>222556905What are the biomass going to do when they don't have us to fix all their problems for them?
my last bit of innocence was lost when i found out /an/ is just a sfw beastiality fetish board
>>222556926whenever i read or hear an unc talk about those years i think "were things really that good or did he just have rich parents?"
I turned 1 in 2006 lol
Okay so I just read the 'festo for the national rebirth party and there is literally 0.00% chance they get anywhereSome good ideas I obviously agree with (the whole thing can be summarised by "get them out") but the shit about work, duties and conscription makes them sound delusional.
listening to poo metal
>>222556960They're going to be serfs in an AI totalitarian society
… I can’t take this heat much longer … picture of me wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP tennis on sky sports tennis on my television via sky stream in home …
>>222556887so they're holding up the phone all game because their friends don't know how to stream for free? sounds a bit retarded
>>222556963it's not is it
have you apologised to ronaldo yet?
>>222556952you sound insecure x
>>222556963
>>222556976Alec Yerbury is peak 'tism
>>222556960Regress to the stone age
clarkson won
>>222557019is he swearing vengeance or doing the muhammad ali thing
>>222557019one time i saw 2 pidgeons fucking in the middle of the streets and then a massive loaded truck ran them over, leaving nothing but a red paste.
Watching Sopranos with the famalam and mum and nan both love Furio
>>222556999Maybe if he wasn't such a fat disgusting freak he wouldn't feel as hot
Hello and wagone laddies, chunman signing off!
>>222557061wonder if he got his spaff in before dying
>>222557025London Branch Leader Jasmine Eyrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7vZzjnnm48ngl makes me hard when women spout chud shit
>>222557061la petite mort et le grand mort at the same time, madness
>>222557055Magpies are very intelligent animals and mourn their dead in a funeral-like procession
>>222557078bet your sausage is absolutely sizzling today
Climate change doesn't exist because we had a heatwave in 1976
>>222556327Me and exberg would go for hours until were sore
Rignaldo does it again.
>Magpies are very intelligent animalswell i've never seen one chop its own willy off so they might be even smarter than you
>>222557105how come Ausgaylia is staying cool?
>>222557109yes i did that too as a teenager but now in my 30s it's a quick 10 min bang at most unless i'm on the 'oke
I WANT TO WANKI WANT TO WANKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>222557019It's their version of an autopsy, they wanna know why he ded
earth's climate has never changed until the last 40 years actually
>>222557105Guys I think we are fucked
wishing a relaxing afternoon to all british men, or gentlemen, as i call them, this tuesday night.
>>222557105idea: a white ethnostate in the pantanal
>>222557105Someone at work was saying this this morning lol>"It's just summer">"It's nothing compared to 1976"Almost told them to shut the fuck up
>>222557142isn't it just a funeral of sorts?
>>222557149>Change over thousands of years is the same as change over 40 yearsRetard
*surreptitiously googles Pantanal*
>>222557132it's temp difference de lad, aus has always been hot but the red areas are now getting abnormally hot
still think climate change is a nothing burger but we should depopulate the entire third world just to be on the safe side
>>222557169why don't you both stfu
>>222557172Could be both
>>222557194>>222557194>>222557194
>>222557175you're clueless lmao
>>222557197Based moderate
We need world communism actually
>>222557204early dogshit edition
>>222557200indeed there's also probably a big fuck off crow waiting on a tree somewhere for them to fuck off so he can pick at the corpse as well just nature innit
>>222556776Used one of those infant pot thingies put it on low pressure one minute
the ubliterator of uzbekistan
