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>>222554226>>>/soc/>>>/r9k/
>>222554211Euphoric and sciencepilled m'good sire
Vice presidential orgasm denial
Gimme ONE reason to stay here, and I'll turn right back around.
Pomni
corr good uh oh stinkingtonshire diss was
Once you go WALLOON You'll come back SOON
>>222554316
>>222554407Nobody cares.
/int/ will never convince that this isn't a great and perfectly serviceable ass. any claim otherwise is incel posting.
>>222554211i'm what's called a "core millennial"
>>222554466You weebs need help
You do not understand the complete nonexistence of silence and privacy there is in cities untill you have left them
Now that it's summer, do you have any big plans for the season?
>>222554241no
>>222554548they're target audience is white people with disposable income and graduate degrees hence the pandering to progressive lib stuff.
>>222554526i need to dive into the pacific ocean at some point before summer ends. also i am meeting up with girlberg today
>>222554526Drive to work with my sunroof open. Smoke dude weed lmao in my backyard. Golf. Grill. Acquire a gf (lol).
>>222554466tattoo'd slut
>>222554466whore
Closest beach to me is Newport Beach and that's like 45 min to an hour away
Insanely fucking grim.
We've lost a generation to insanity
Came in my pants.
Nun ce sta nisciuna cca oggi, you ciuld hear a pin drop in here it's so empty
i don't give a fuck what other people do to their body, america still has a fentanyl crisis not a "running out of women i'd fuck" crisis
Sent momberg a dancing cat gif
There's no point to getting a steam deck when the biggest game of this decade won't be releasing on PC till 2 or 3 years after it's already on consoles
>>222554897Steam machine* oops
It's so sunny outside my slides are actually getting painfully hot to wear just after a few minutes
Badly need to take a shower my scalp is mad flaky
>>222554827I don't worry about eating food. drinking water is more important.
Where is everyone?
>>222555066news flash for the forefront of worried american patriots: crazy women have existed before such technologies as fire, the wheel, domestication, agriculture
Gonna buy fireworks with dadberg when he's off it's gonna be litty
>>222555155im here
>>222555184women cave to social pressure. if you judge them, they will act normal
>>222555204What's up
My day yours to shoot fireworks at me and make me to increase my agility. If I didn't wanna get burned, I'd have to move. That's how I became Dodgeball champion.
>>222555155Trapped in the wage cage, screaming
>>222555247What's your job big bro
>>222555243*My dad used to
>>222555242just hanging in
>>222554526I'm going to go backpacking again in 2 weeks. No human interaction innawoods for a week. Should be good now blackfly season is ogre
Alright gentlemen, the game is 5 card stud, Jacks or better to open
I hear thunder rumbling but theres never any rain
It's called a "one-time code" because I have to enter it in like 50 times a week.
Get with it, man
What are some good places to eat in Toronto or Vancouver? I'll take any rec other than Mexican for obvious reasons.
Lmao
>>222555284I sell my plasma
>>222555451do you look like this?
>>222555417Some dude's ass idk
>>222555375That shit makes me want to kms, constant 2FA and authenticator stuff + typing in my 15 different passwords for every app 10 times a day because it times out every 10 minutes.
>>222555471>Do you look like this
Reading philosophy is boring dude, it's like intellectual masturbation
What do you think bare ass godzilla is up to these days?
>>222555451same people telling you to read those books believe you should be shot for reading atlas shrugged
>>222555508i look like that.
>>222555451Funny part is these guys don't even read the books they are always bragging about, just summaries of it.
got practically no sleep at all and now I have to go to work
i work in a criminal court and i just got assigned to a redditor’s case LMAO
its a rainy ass day and i woke up late
>>222555634would you rather have a redditor or a nigger?
Lego sets are on sale maybe momberg will get me one ;)
>>22255566380% of my other cases are nigs and they’re all the samethis redditor is a total cuck/faggot and it’s a very entertaining case so yeah no this rocks
>>222555708What did he do
>>222555634sooooo his defense is that he EVOLVED through that woman's unlocked window and into her sock drawer
>>222555684Kys
I have an interview later at a place with 4x10hr work week which is fucking sweetWish me luck bros
>>222555733Only if you do it to
I just jerked off then immediately went to the corner store to buy a cup of coffee. Handed the guy the money with my dick rubbing hand
>>222555684what lego set are you hoping to get? i always liked bionicles growing up
>>222555721cant post identifiable details but allegedly harassed/stalked and tried to force her to do cuck related shit after she cheated on him
>>222555785You made him gay now lolThat's really gay of you
Failed today’s connections. Way too hard
>>222555785he probably jerked off before work too. just sayin'
Dirty bhenchod hairball motheryaars. I wash my hands as thoroughly as I possibly can after jacking it. If you don't do the same you're no better than an ape who masturbates in the zoo.
>>22255579I don't know yet maybe a little star wars set
>>222555748Show them your gooning folder
I have no idea where I put my bloodborne disc fuck!!!!
>>222555813lol, you dumb af
>>222555963another L for physical media guys
>>222555968No
>>222555968>purple lastEveryone spit on this man
>>222555294explain your shitting situation please, i would have to remove my trousers and underwear and likely shoes and socks after digging a hole the size of a fist across and about 15 inches deep every time i shit because i do NOT want to go through life excersizing all day and not showering and then accidentally splatter some SHIT on my ankles/back of mine legs, i shit multiple times a day usually (sorry for cursing so much)
>>222556019I take a swim in the lake and drop my mines like that. The water cleans your butt and the fish eat the poop. Even watery diarrhea doesn't slip down you if you get a good squat, maybe some on your goch and balls but that's it. I bring baby wipes anyways
Is this true?
>>222555977Gonna play dark souls remastered instead
>US Aid gets dissolved>All the right wing parties in Latin America start winning
>>222556121English only pendejo
>>222556141please come to Costa Rica and support our GDP.Gringos welcome
>>222556180Are there qts there that will trade their vagina for a green card (after marrying me)?
>>222556180Only if your mom spreads her legs for american pesos
>>222556229theres whores and gold diggers in every single country
i'm known as the piano man
>>222556180i don't want to support your GDP i think costa rica should be a US state. i feel that way about a lot of countries in north and south america
>>222554548You might actually have to be mentally ill to buy a steam box instead of a gaming pc for basically the same price if you’re looking at the 2tb model.
>>222556313>latinx immigration to the US is led bad, please stop comming to the US>also, lets annex latinx countrieswhats the logic here
>>222555813got strands, tho
>>222556376he didn't say the first part.
just read the local baseball field is being turned into a cricket field kwab
Almost made a terrible post but stopped myself at the last second
>>222556311Play some cardi b piano man
>>222556429They did that in Grand Prairie, Texas just outside of Dallas. Good for them I say
>>222556376He's a beaner
>>222556302How much for an hour with a sexo one
>>222556614$4 American, plus tip
>>222556086For women? No. The more jacked a broad gets the more she looks like a dude
You were not forced to get the vax
>>222556760Bro thinks it's 2021
Which is more rica Puerto or Costa
>>222555555
Need to make big changes to my life but too exhausted
>>222554241all "women" on /r9k/ are trannies
>>222556528i just believe in the positive economic effect free trade has on our economy, and the positive societal effect the constitution and bill of rights has on humans. simple as
I'm like if a person was not good
>>222556985Low-wit
swastika or black sun, whats the best tattoo?
>>222557028I have the words diversity equity and inclusion tattooed on my dick
>>222557028sybau
business idea: "We The People" tramp stamp
white ppl be like i don't want to lose my parking space
New Pew Research dropped
Got a Tuesday bucket at KFC. 2 leg pieces, 3 strips and 6 hot wings for the equivalent of $5.31 USD
>>222557245what a steal
tsuuuuuuuuuu
>>222557332tsetse
jason wants to marry Ana Kasparian and call her mommy :3https://youtu.be/YRfazNX9agU
>>222557245That's dog foodKFC is gutter trash. You could find better food in a dumpster
wtf thats the wrong link
>>222557243such is the power of the israel lobby
The avg American is on a super drug cocktail of ssris, ozempic, trt, and estrogen We are like cyborgs in a way
for me it's coffee
>>222557485>t. Peter Perdue
>>222557533Only the most ZOG'd coastal urbanites live like that. Those who love the hustle and bustle of the big city
How is summer already almost 1/3 over what happened to June?
Go right ahead and fart my dick into chinese oblivion. I'm so cringe that I deserve to explode.
>>222557857>summer already almost 1/3 overSummer began on June 21st it's only been summer for 2 full days.
>>222554211i wish i were as hyper as that chubby dancer guy
>we're not even a week into summer and this Doomer is having an aneurysm
i've been called a nigga with white skin
>>222557485Had my wifi off so it showed the wrong flag. In Europe KFC is beholden to EU food regulations so it’s actually quite good compared to Canadian or American kfc (I’ve never had American but Canadian for sure). Food standards are much higher here than in NA.
>>222557956You e never had KFC, cuz all the shit that makes it good is banned in the EU. You e just had watered down imitation Euro KFC. Not even the same species
i hate summer
>>222557956That's trueI had KFC in Slovakia once for breakfast and it was surprisingly good. Completely different menu. And they served espresso which was weird
shots fired at sunshine lane
KFC isn't even KFC, colonel sanders claimed they ruined his chicken
>>222557989I don’t doubt it. Especially since I took most of the crispy skin off the big leg pieces to lower the calories a bit. About to go for a 60-90 minute walk to burn some off that off. >>222558047Yeah the menu is completely different here too. Idk if they serve coffee but there’s a lot of stuff I saw on the digital menus that doesn’t exist in Canada. Although I won’t lie and pretend to be a kfc Canada expert because it always sucked and if I wanted fried chicken back there I would go to Mary Browns.
How do I stop being such a cringelord loserboy spergtard failson?
the real colonel sanders was a black israelite, mainstream media will never tell you about that though
>>222558183>I took most of the crispy skin off the big leg pieces lower the calories a bitIf you're health conscious why eat fucking deep fried fast food you fucking stronze
>After selling KFC in 1964, Colonel Harland Sanders regularly made unannounced visits to franchise restaurants. If he was disappointed with the quality of the food, he would loudly curse, use his cane to hit furniture, or throw trays of chicken and gravy on the floor.
I love the Antebellum south tradition of granting honorary military ranks to citizens of high regardYou could be a colonel and never have been in the army
>>222558220I saw the Tuesday deal for a good price for the amount of protein in it. And I decided to treat myself instead of eating another 500g of farmers cheese later today. It’s a lot more calories sure but I still could fit it in and I will do cardio now anyways (like I do daily). Also it really was a treat because I eat meat maybe 1-3 times a week here at most.
>>222557533"average" is not a meaningful or intelligent statistic for things on a bimodal, discrete distribution.
>>222558317Not for nothin but you sound like an ENORMOUS fucking faggot.
The Pollock is really a displaced Canadian so yeah he's a queer
Mary Brown's>Jolibees>Popeyes>KFC
>>222558352>>222558394I’m not gay I literally went to church for confession prior to going to get groceries and kfc
>>222557245Kfc fleshlight goes crazy the chicken texture feels heavenly on the bare cock head
>222558457
>Haddon Salt's fish and chips never took off properlyAmerica could've regained its Angloness
>>222558486>
>>222555451I think the current strategy from illiberal-totalitarian-techno feudalists who are powering the chud movement to paint the only alternative to their system as being communism is going to backfire big time.It's 100% an attempt to build a reality where people don't even know what Liberalism is, and presenting the public with 2 false choices, techno feudalism with unregulated capitalism, or communism.Any reasonable person would choose the former any day of the weak. But the whole smoke and mirrors show is only going to last for however long Liberalism finally wakes up from its 30+ year slumber and we go through the same exact routine we've gone through for centuries now. Liberalism is the ultimate 400 year old post enlightenment boss that just keeps coming back.
Es posible vivir en los Estados Unidos hablando solo espanol ?
>>222558681in certain places yeah
I don't know how these Mexican landscapers stay out in this heat all day. God bless them, we need people like them
is the cape fear tv adaption any good?
New earbuds are coming today
its raining cumbums
Paix à son âme
>>222558837Kill yourself faggot
We are a slave race
>>222558746Ok pablo
>>222558929I'm just saying white people are not built for hard labor in this weather
We need to talk about the gun issue..
>>222558913im not gay
We're all in this together
>>222558945
>>222558837Do you live in Florida
>>222559002no
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TwBVrMwpsbQI love finns
>>222559002yes
We will never experience this feeling.. FUCK
>>222558992I feel bad for those kids they will never have a mom that loves them unconditionally
You guys should suck my penis
>>222559043rakastan sinua myös
This summer might be your last.
Gamers..rise up. Its now or never.
>>222559130You say that every summer
I eat lunch at my desk so I can wander around on my lunch hour. I passed a jazz band performing, so I watched them for a while. I sat in the botanical gardens for a bit too. I love seeing all the people. All the women downtown are hot or elderly chinese. It's the only part of my day that I consistently enjoy. I hate working.
so true
this shit got me farting
I'm not actually him tbqhwy
>>222558954There's different kinds of white people
>>222559177Are you really from Estonia or are you a private gomez
>>222559130might be true desu. so tired
>>222559208DNA test came back turns out im 100% him-alayan
>>222559195VGHHHHHH
I failed my DNA test
>>222559223He's E4 mafia
>>222559082okay, where should I land?
>>222559241booo
>>222559223more american than you >>222559259OF-1 actually
Wherever we are from, whatever we look like, we all belong equally to the society we live in
have had 5 sodas so far
>>222559220brownoids hate this one obvious fact
>>222559313I still haven't found anywhere I feel like I belong. I think this is a "me problem" though.
>>222559313Good one. If you can't speak English you don't belong here
We live in a society.
>>222559354Colonial mentality. They all see whites as the upper crust. Meanwhile, normal white niggas be like
SOCIETY will know pain
>>222559399at least 90% of his coworkers are mexican
shut up you stupid idiot
>>222559270Tampere.
which one of you soft moisturized squishy deliciously smooth cocked femboys wearing thigh highs and a maid costume ate all of my generic brand oreos
>>222559431>Mexicans on an oil rigTry again Pablo
kys
>>222559399I can smell the carpal tunnel
Oh dear me, no, I should rather think very much to the contrary.
>>222559466Beaners be like>LOOK, YOU NEED US! WE DO EXXELLENT SLACE LABOR FOR YOU GEINGOS?! PLEASE ACCEPT ME!
Did you know sometimes if you wipe down the steering lever inappropriately in your truck that it causes the truck to squirt washer fluid?
Remember when that Chandler guy from Friends fucking died lmfao
>>222559503Indubitably. Such falderol is naughty but sheer Poppycock.
>>222559551*NaughtyFucking autocorrect
>>222559515I'm an American
.
>>222559609In citizenship only, you'll always be mexican
>I am American, saar
i will always be retarded
>>222559664https://youtu.be/q825SgJ6has
>>222559664I am also proud of my Mexican heritage
>>222559534Life was never the same when I read the headline on X.com, the everything app. It's Kurt Cobain all over again
>>222559629the flag cufflinks/buttons are a pretty good idea
Where is zoom zoom? I miss him
>>222559695He admits it! LMFAO! >proud of my Mexican heritageWhy? Your family left Mexico to come live here. If you're so proud go live in Mexico
>>222559270how is dallas and san diego more expensive than nyc?
>>222559782It's further away from Finland. More fuel, you see
like pavlovian dogs
>>222559762Mexicans have always been apart of America you donkey
Im canadian
>>222559800the la one is still cheaper?
>>222559839No they haven't. They've been part of Mexico. Trying to retxon history won't gain you anything.
>>222559900the united states government recognizes me as an american. your opinion is irrelevant
>>222559855..... silence, mortal.
America will be Mexico again
>>222559918It recognizes Sanjeet Nahasapeemapetelan as an American too. There's Americans and "Americans", innit
>>222556313>i don't want to support your GDP i think costa rica should be a US state.Based, William Walker's spirit lives on
>>222559933Shid pant
Mexico isn't even Mexico again
SO LEND ME YOUR EARS I'LL KEEP YOU SAFEAS LONG AS YOU LET ME'CAUSE I'M SO SADWHENEVER YOU'RE NOT HERE'CAUSE I NEED YOUMORE THAN YOU NEED ME
I shall conquer your anus in the name of my great country!
MY COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>Yeah, let's talk business, Anon. First of all, you're all done. The Mods don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The Janny's sick, right? You're getting chased out of /tv/ by Redditors and the other social media sites. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my board and take over? I talked to Elon- I can make a deal with him, and still keep Avatarposting
Miyazaki hates Disney and Anime, dude lives on pure contempt
keep on rockin in the free worrrld
>>222560213His movies are literally 1- anime 2- jap Disney
Keep on cockin in the tight girl
Listening to Boy George
call from based department
>>222560351Karma karma karma karma chameleooooon
?
yall ain't hearing him
Black people have a point about Koreans and Chinese opening shops in their neighborhoods, why open shops there if you hate Black people?
>>222560624because the rent is cheaper and they can evade taxes easier
>THATS RIGHT, COCKSUCKER! GO BACK TO CAELID!
why do slavs love cheating in video games and jerking off to gore
>>222560784They're built different
>>222560624The vast majority of Asian shops are in Asian or White neighbourhoods albeit, 'groids just make excuses
Women are now supporting the Iranian soccer team because they find the players attractive
>>222560825That's wrong tho fucking retardKorean liquor stores in the ghetto have been a meme for over 30 years
>>222560624Maybe they didn't hate blacks before opening their shops
>>222560825
>>222560913Make Mine Marvel!
>>222560913the mother comment was out of line tho
Never forget what they took from you
>>222560913Japanese playing a Korean, arr rook the same
>>222560966
koolaid pineapples?dah bih guh
I fucked up my ankle and I don't know how
>>222561132it's that damn phone
Pineapple is already super sweet then you soak it in kool-aid kind gross
>>222561132Probably because you are 400 pounds
i'm a toothless sharecropper ama
>>222561207395, smartass
>>222561190*sucks teeth*AYO DAH BIH GUH DOE FR FR ONG
Let's give this chicken sandwich plussed up with chipotle mayo, a go
Absolutely nothing to watch on tv or on the Internet I miss cobes and his constant stream of content
50 minutes of toil left
>>222561303>plussed upI want to throw you to the ground for saying this.
Imagine a world with no AC
I just need 5:months off work
>>222561610You don't have to imagine, Europe has made it a reality
You can't fire me cuz I quit
>>222561541what about the pickley pop of capers
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
What about the vibrator attack on your moms wookie
>>222561686Then you don't get severance pay
NEW>>222561779
>>222559058I just watched the episode before this one (I'm a dubs enjoyer)
>>222561610>>222561652This but unironically. I’m not going to survive the weekend