Nicholas Prosper edition
might jizz up my arse poo
Mexican wave is nothing but harmless fun but it still makes me cringe
Malaponte in?
>>222557223you know what they call the mexican wave in mexico?the wave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oMP5jyV7IHow smart are birds really
i thought it was a paki country but they look chinese
are you jealous of me?
can't have mexican waves no more they renamed it the gulf of america x
>>222557194chunman reporting in for dooty, chunman signing off!
SIUUUUUUUUUUUU
Leftypol: Maaaan fuck this! I got a weedstain on my new shirt!Rorke: Spritz it with diluted white vinegar.
Love you all lads (except heatherfungus) going for early nap x
actually mental how based ronaldo is
mad how fucking cringe ronaldo is
The fact is we need to limit our population as a species and move away from non-renewable energy sources. This is an objective fact. You can cry and scream, but it won't change a thing.
mad how ronaldo
i love ronaldo
>>222557373looksminning
>>2225573733 cokes on a shirt
>>222557373Poor merchandising here. As expected of ASDA though LOL
THE GOAT
you’d be surprised how many bones a person has
>>222557373baaased
I thought Rolando was finished and selfish but he's scored 2 and let the other guy score the free kick
>>222557402ASDA trolls fuming x
>>222557248something surreal about canadians cannot put my finger on it ("i never considered darling a pet she's been more of a friend to me")... if this had happened here that video would be very different
>>222557412He reminds me of that 37 year old that looks 17
SHE fell over SHE fell over
>>222557418he is both finished and selfish but not to the cartoonish degree people paint him as
>>222557412SIUUUUUUUUUUUU
get her shaggedhttps://x.com/itsmestellax/status/2069399368742900149
those vegan gays have just uploaded a video on what they've had for din dins over the past week. give em a watch and get inspired xhttps://youtu.be/dfE9grIR7xQ
>>222557440you remind me of an ugly bloke
>>222557454
>>222557426uhhh
>>222557412riggisisters... we got too cocky...
>>222557454>gave his id to twitterkek what a fag
>>222557464Why do I remind you of your dad?
>>222557450mad how my dad was doing this every weekend during apartheid and i could be doing it now if he wasn't such a coward about it ending
Might start a clothing brand called "I have shit myself"
>>222557454Ide love to fuck her
employed fungus
might have cold bath
>>222557454Can you post a picture please? Not all of us have a Nazi Account
>>222557412the ulcerator of uzbekistan
going to have a cry
sure is a hot one today
bro is 41 and scoring goals in the world cupi'll be his age in 2 years and i can barely walk up a flight of stairs
Lad's, it's quite warmhave we covered this today?
Drumpf is an orange fucking retardThere, I said it!
he's gonna score another one isn't he
do people get mad over using the term yookay
>>222557567what's wrong
>>222557233cope
been sitting in my paddling pool with a can of lager
>>222557589feel like shit just want starmzy back
starmer is british intelligence . if there was any chance of burnham doing anything differently to him he would have held on and tried to destroy burnham via hamas links or whatever the fuck
ronaldo nearly got another one
>>222557579he's dedicated his life to being a world-class athlete whereas you've dedicated your life to being a fat lazy prick doing fuck all
>>222557613done him
POV: you wake up in England
>>222557604same x
>>222557579How fucking fat are you? Sort it out or waddle over to /Britfeel/
had a chat with ol dadberg
>>222557579my grandad always said use it or lose it
>>222557613>>222557620>make self-deprecating post>anon responds by repeating the same point>"done him"at least i can feel good knowing i am not as thick as you lot
>>222557628:/
>>222557639that's a catberg
never liked Cristiano Ronaldo because of his prominent Adam's apple
>>222557623exterminate the biomass
>>222557579messi's photo mogs his
>>222557639your dad is a gay faggot
>>222557654reckon you’re right,
>>222557661it really doesn't
>>222557646this is why i rape.
So what are we hating on today boys
>>222557639bergberg
>>222557703Women, as per usual
>>222557703Timothy James ByrneTransphobesPieheadThe usual subjects
>>222557703your new prime minister bo burnham
Tilde being very aggressive today
>>222557716How long you been playing this character now Adam? Been a while hasn't it?
>>222557735I think they enjoy it
sir keir burnham
why isnt the beeb doing the portugal game? have to watch itv ffs
just thinking of all the teenage girls in parks right now that have been admiring passing black men all day and slowly creaming their knickers getting frothy for them
>>222557748you dont have either
>>222557766they are OUT i can tell you that much
>Hundreds of schools in England and Wales to close in heatwaveWhen did we become irrevocably pussified as a country? Was it one particular moment or is it something that has happened gradually over time?
tending to the horsebergs soon
Need her to have my twin son and daughter.
foul fungus
>>222557803scream
just felt a hand stretch beyond the sacred realm and reach for my neck
so fucking hot, might go dip in the bog agan
>>222557766fungal
>catholic PMnot having it
>>222557796is that a euphuism for wanking their horsecocks?
Got the Fu Manchu on
My life would be so much better if I were 7'9
>>222557832 Oliver Cromwell's financial and intellectual relationship to Jewry is responsible for the permanent Irish vs British enmity, as well as Britain's cultural stagnation following its golden age.Wealthy Dutch Jews, offering gold and global intelligence networks that would serve as the seedbed for the British empire, demanded Cromwell try and wipe out Catholicism and de-Europeanize English culture (persecuting English playwrites, outlawing music, banning Christmas, etc) as a pre condition for any alliance.The Jews were afraid of the inquisition and wanted to transform Britain from a bastion of high Western culture into an anti-European capitalist bulwark dedicated to combating anti-Semitism and preserving Jewish business interests.
>>222557803howl
>>222557851jew this jew thatjew you have a girlfriend?
>>222557851Was just saying this down the schizo verbal diarrhea club
>>222557864done him
I think we could elect the ultimate PM and we’d still vote him out 2 years in, because the general public is looking for fairy magic and unicorns overnight. Starmer is a good PM and he’s a solid leader. Britain today is demonstrating the drawbacks of democracy.
>>222557864Shlomoooooooooooo!
>>222557864
when you're 7'9 all girls are small in comparison
>>222557864s
>>222557870done him
>>222557864raped him
im on the bastarding thatchers int ion the bastarding thatchers int iiii
>>222557843no, you weirdo, they need their minerals and other stuff to support their healthwe call it müsli, since it looks like müsli
>>222557864circumcised that runt
>>222557918Bizarre
mental that
jews didn’t get their 40c then
I have no issue in saying I am in favour of Starmer and Labour and the fact he has been ousted is very disappointing. We need to understand Labour have been in power just short of 2 years, 2 years to undo 14 years of fuckery from the Tories. These things take time, but unfortunately the electorate and party back benchers seem to think its like reality tv and they can just vote off who they don't like, no one has patience or the ability to see beyond the latest headlines in politics these days.Now I'm not saying he or Labour have been perfect (far from it) but I do believe they were headed the right way and brought stability and common sense to Politics which has now gone out the window.Assuming Burnham gets in, how long before the next "scandal" or people "lose trust" whatever that means, UK politics is completely broken now and I don't see any sign of it improving now Starmer is gone
Hate this little CUNT.Before 2008, no one in the UK had ever heard of Oreos.Now? They're the number one biscuit in the country. The number one. What a sick joke. We, with our rich history of national biscuits, overtaken by some American slop. Left behind is the custard cream, the bourbon, the gingernut, the pink wafer, the rich tea, the digestive and hobnob! For some tasteless shite. Made all the worse because of how it happened. With the smug, insidious appeal to snobbery. The idea that there is a "correct way" to eat them. Manufacturing a right and wrong way like console wars. Disgusting that we fell for this.
Don't mind Burnham, as long as he's not a rep*blican.
>>222557803S
*makes bear noises*
>>222557960makes it look like they were just flinging bames out of cannons
I've voted Labour through thick and thin for nearly 40 years and they will never get my vote again as long as the current Burnham crop are around. Absolutely disgraceful and shameful that they put party before country after years of Tory PM revolving doors and a need for stability. Now we have another paralysed government for the next few months while this fiasco plays out.I had mixed views on Starmer, but on balance I think he did a decent enough job to stay on, and certainly better than most of the previous 14 years.
fuck me i'm fatneed to drop the pounds pronto
feels like my bollocks are in a swampbit much this aint it lads
>>222557995Looks good to me
Can any other athlete orchestrate a whole stadium like this half way across the worldhttps://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/2069468594723868854?s=20
>>222557883>Britain today is demonstrating the drawbacks of democracy.Xi Jinping mentioned the Thucydides dilemma the other month in relation to foreign policy. But the more interesting Thucydides dilemma was actually what to do with the silver discovered at Laurion. The Athenian citizens, part of the very recently founded democracy, wanted to grant the windfall to themselves. But Thucydides persuaded them to invest it in the navy instead. A wise decision given that a few years later they would be attacked by the expansionist Persian Empire.So the question arises: what do you do with an electorate composed overwhelmingly of pensioners and welfare queens that votes repeatedly to grant itself money from the public treasury, at the expense of everything and everybody else?
bro got roastedhttps://old.reddit.com/r/heightcomparison/comments/1ngum90/my_wife_411_and_me_60/
>>222558020https://xcancel.com/Steven59066/status/2069162265685733597#m
>>222558050reddit will be racist if it's socially approved, they'd never mock a bmwf relationship like this
>>222558062Not clicking that
>>222557995Doesn't look too bad but the presentation could be better
Bro is really linking Reddit
>>222557883uniparty supporters unironically think this
>>222557771i try to always watch the beeb for the wc
>>222558024yeah
>>222558082desu the guy deserved it here, lying about his height and denying he was passportbromaxxing
>>222558092he reposts the food images from this twitter account
>Yes I'm from Britain how could you tell?
screming a poo
>>222558114imagine that account is heatherpaedo
just had a cold shower. rather refreshing
>>222558121shant
Banned from reddit for 3 days for advocating that slavery be brought back.
not sure I can stay up for the footy am already a sleepy boi
so this is heatherfungus
>>222557194Watched the 24 Hours in Police Custody episode on this bloke, fucking mental. Was obsessed with Clementine from The Walking Dead Game
>>222558109I didn't actually look at the comments just took a gamble with my post lol
hump day tomorrow I say hump day tomorrow
>>222558143Crep check
>>222558096looking for photos of big guysthat subreddit has some good ones
>>222558170
toil doneon hols til mondaycracked open a beertoo hot
>>222558186tried having sex instead of being an incel freak?
I am Fares I am full English R1b.
just got to keep on going haven’t we really not much else we can do
>>222557373Same haircut as Heatherfreak
>>222557864Smashed his face in the wailing wall
>>222558201no have you?
>>222558223hi fares
>>222558143why are mentally ill people so drawn to spamming photos and videos online? tim does it, this fella does, terry davis did it, probably loads more
it is worth refreshing in your mind how fucking insane it is that hn switched to a quorn diet just to live out ziedy's neoliberal gimmick he's parasitically attached himself toa PROfoundly deranged and pathetic excuse of a man
Call 911 my dick.
>>222558253actually shriekingblud committed irl to a gimmick
>>222558244no
>>222558253he lives in your head rent free nigga
HAPPY BREXIT DAY10 YEARS ONFACE IT WHO HERE CAN SAY THEIR LIFE WAS BETTER 10 YEARS AGO10 MORE YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE
>>222558247Turkey mentioned needed.
sweaty sex with ruby granger
>>222558274sup cordy
>>222558253he literally eats mouldit's hysterical
>>222557194>tfw no latex gf
>>222558299scream
>>222558293she seems like the kind of absolute freak that actually enjoys hot weather
>>222558293what if she rubbed her puffy sweaty fanny on your face
fuck fuck fuck
Wheelie.
>>222558186Why?
>>222558299
>>222558334incels do weird shit like that
>>222558316idea: introducing ruby to the wonders of 'tex
I am Fares I am royal.
>>222558324
>>222558299shitscream
juju on that beat
>>222558299idgi
stuffed my fat face again award
With insomia nothing is real.
>>222558369cordyceps
>>222558349pharaoh
>>222558253He would also play with his mould nuggets like dolls reenacting children getting raped Stuff like that must do serious damage to your soul
Do I get to post the deer
>>222558155>Was obsessed with Clementine from The Walking Dead Gamewho isn't
>>222558186these huge height differences are retarded looking
>>222558369cordycepsthe fungus that takes over ants brains from the last of us
considering a wank
I am Fares I am full Belgian/Dutch R1b by my servant.
>>222558143uncle paul
where's cornwall
>>222558392
>>222558430locked in the cage under my bed
>>222558390
Fucking hell, this country is a joke, most stable and sensible PM we’ve had in decades and we hound him out because he didn’t solve every problem instantly.Now we’ll end up with a guy who quit his last job at the first sniff at something better, Burnham will do nothing and get dragged into calling a general election and lose, fucking great.
>>222558390...
This country has never reached 40 degrees and never will. There has been a concentrated and deliberate psyop to try and manufacture a 40 degree reading but it has never actually succeeded. Recording a ground temperature over the tarmac at an airport and then reporting it as a true air temperature is deeply disingenuous and is part of a coordinated attempt to 'prove' that climate change is having an impact. The reality is there has never been a true air temperature higher than 38 degrees in this country.
employed woman are you here?
utterly shambolic match this
...
>>222558455trvke
>>222558466yeah
rour
>>222558446>stable and sensibleah yes PLEASE maintain the status quo that we all love at all costs
truth is if climate change activists truly believed any of that shit they would be in South Asia trying to sort shit out there
The party.
sup boabie
https://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#600for me its 600 million years ago when we were on the south pole
>>222558455Honesty believe this
Arabian.
>>222558499s
>>222557138>>222557109mental how even if i got a gf and had sex tomorrowor even if i had 100 gfs and 100 different sexes tomrorow it wouldn't change fact i'm in my late 30s never been on a date never had a gf never had sexi will never experience what the average person has it is well and truly overeven a time machine couldn't restore my nature and unruin my elapsed time
And you think any of the fake gay little “problems” in your life matter, LOL
Human being.
>>222558549so whatfuck the average person
>females selectively breed the largest males until they physically can't support their own bodyweight and suffer and get hunted to extinction and they all die forever
should have had a wank yesterday it's going to be impossible now for the next 3 days
>>222558555wrongbible says 6,000 years
>>222558549>>222558555Perfect
>>222558574>fuck the average personhe cant though
>>222558578no it doesn't
Fuck off.
>>222558549being average is shit, never, ever wish to be average man.
>>222558557Jorsebjorg
>>222558578doesnt actually. some nigga in the 18th century came up with that and christmongs believed him
>This country has never reached 40 degrees and never will.
mad really that you can just go get orange juice from the shop any tiime. millions of oranges must be moving all over the world at all times
>>222558600so you should instead strive to be below average...?
>>222558575zapffian
>>222558618gp
>>222558555prove it, kill yourself on stream
>>222558591worth remembering that ruby is a 5-6/10settling doesn't seem so bad when you think of it that way
Sir Alek Yerbury
>>222558616this is what i'd call a sort
>how old is universe
Out.
>>222558609je
rorke installing a vine boom app on his phone that he clicks after every 'trvke' he drops at the dining table
katie price MUST have wanked big harv off at some point either to calm him down or because she's bbc addicted
>>222558024I'm trans btw
>>222558652would like to see how they respond to this
>>222558652SCyou know they won't accept that right
https://youtu.be/Rq0UIFqNTaw?t=4783
>>222558652scream
911 Turkey.
fucking gay toenail
>>222558395What you got planned?
>>222558635s
>>222558616name pls sir
>>222558024dont know
bro is a full time job applier for
>>222558652that will get you maximum PIP+
>>222558574>>222558600this is like saying why would you want 30k a year when you have 3k a year, lmao fuck them.erm fuck me even more mate
>>222558631The Yerb
>>222558652Wish I could talk to my work coach like this I turn into a timid little coward
nigga loved his clem
ah yes notable rapist cristiano ronaldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZLNhIQLUA
>>222558727i would be afraid of them sectioning me honestly
>>222558736Criminal charges? Didn’t think so bud
if you spent 35 hours per week looking for a job you would have a job after 1 weekprobably after 1 day tbqhwy dossermongs are just bone idle
engsissies prepare your arseholes for the rape
>>222558767i have spent probably over 100 hours
>>222558767what if you're on a certain police list
dudes it's HOT le HOT so it is LE DUDES
warm out
>>222558749They don’t have that power
I was 16 when I first heard this, now I’m 27. The nostalgic feel is real. I miss my old friends and my teen years. Damn I miss raving hard as I did back in the day. Time really flys as the people before me told me it would. Reminds me of all the problems I outgrew. Part of me wants to go back so bad.FUCK BROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
it is quite warm yes
>>222558767trthke I think I've sent 4 job applications in my life and been employed nearly 20 years now
>>222558749dont you mean sanctioning you pillock
>>222558782why are you on a certain police list?
>>222558795bro is unc :skull:
get the new made
>>222558806prefer not to say
>>222558767I’ve applied for over 700 jobs (not estimating I literally log them all) all of these jobs I am qualified for I am yet to be offered employment. You can’t get jobs on a handshake anymore granddad
Doing an economics degree me
get the youth employed
>>222558824post your hair again
>>222558792they wont refer you to medical services if they suspect you're a suicide risk?>>222558803no
>>222558824gayseconomics
when i drinki get angy :)
absolutely zero chance i make it through to the final whistle tonight
>>222558811just give us a hint what list it is at leastwe're all anonymous friends here
>>222558814you could get a job tomorrow if you wanted to. you're holding out for your "dream job omg *fodenface* mum I want to be a media specialist xxx" because JSA and PIP are that plush
>>222558824me 16 years ago
>>222558863>>222558863>>222558863
>>222558833It is actually me lel
want to pipe a goth milf
