You ever just grab your balls and squeeze them a little bit and think to yourself "damn imagine if a hot girl was doing this" editionPrevious Thread>>222567075
>>222568270>cumixoyou mean cumxico?
>>222568270Low moral chinese. You'd never see that on a Japanese train.
>>222568270interesting....let's see her butthole
>>222568270Sauce on that Asian semen queen?
>>222569647>not sure i understand what you mean?I feel like it isn't balanced, like it veers too wildly in terms of tone and doesn't know what type of show it wants to be.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVXtQHwn0Z_iTUj8VQTB6jZyEnjoy lads :]
>>222569739Seems nice
I need to finally check out My War, it's a crime I've never listened to it before.
If they miss the power outage repair deadline AGAIN and extend it by another several hours AGAIN…
Gooning rn.
>>222569834okay
>>222569759a war crime?
My new cans arrive tomorrow :] These are the exact same as my old headphones, same brand and model and everything. Thing is, is that despite being cheap chink shit they're remarkably excellent quality for the price point (they were $32 CAD w/ tax on Amazon for Prime Days). I had my old pair for like 5-6 years and the muffs finally disintegrated to the point where they weren't usable anymore (even though they still sounded fine), so I took this opportunity of them being on sale to buy a new pair. I gotta stress, the quality to price point ratio is exceptional.
>>222569834To?
>>222569697Well if consistent tone is your thing then yeah columbo might not be for you. I think Falk and the consistently high quality guest stars elevate the whole thing. Especially the 70s run. After that the quality gets a bit dicey.
>>222569739Rad
>>222569786They just removed the estimated repair time entirely lmaoI’ve never seen that before
You never forget your first AI porn wank
Can't remember my Microsoft pin number so I think I'm locked out of my Minecraft account this is the gayest shit imaginable
I'm going to impregnate your boy hole
spics are based
>>222569951I did also I forgot what year it happened
>>222568270I will never have this
>>222568270my fap folder is literally 75 gb, 500k+, files of women like that in high heels i snatch from instagram.thanks for contributing for my collection. saved
this is what i mean when i say spics are basedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781556455372725.webm
Every face of /cum/ gets saved now for future lolcow potential
>>222569996idgi
I also love how that pic represents muttmerica>everyone's a different ethnicity
>>222570012That's me in back
>>222570012Maggie looking rough
but when there's a shooting in the street, then 'aye, doll, it's just bada bing, bada boom' is a pretty cool answer
>>222570057losing your religion
>>222570012This guy looks like a fisting enthusiast
>>222570067He's the archetypal grindr top, yeahKinda mental
i wonder how it feels to be impaled in the brain by a massive rod
>>222567100
>>222570106I hope you find out
>>222570106Impale my pussy with your dick
>>222570106I think about how it would feel if all the blood was drained out of my body
>>222570123Mengele did this
You might end up a gooner if you're not careful
>>222570123i dont think thats nearly as interesting and pretty easy to assume, you just feel faint then pass out, most people have gone through this so far, and then die while unconscious
I'm sorry a bunch of ragheads ruined your landmark, guysI really hope that's not the way history goes
>>222570121>my pussyI doubt it
ZOOM ZOOM IM NOT GAY BUT IF I WERE
>>222570167>most people have gone through this so far, and then die while unconsciousKind of a comfy way to go
Cheesecake for breakfast
cause you know there ragheads have no notion of the passage of time, they are content to live in Sumeria, 3000 BC, but Saudi, in a way
goodnight
>>222570198dying of blood loss really isn't the worst, its usually the reason why you're bleeding thats bad
time, really, is a concept invented by Western Europeans...no culture that came before studied archaeology, and in certain cultures, especially in Africa, death was considered a conspiracy rather than a natural process
>>222570012Holy shitRan a reverse image search and found his shitter account. He's indeed gay. He's also a fairly big twitter ecelebThe jokes continue writing themselveshttps://x.com/urdadssidepiece/status/2067372537156120919
Gay boys asleep
>>222570257>his shitter accountsub 80 iq
In China, time is considered a linear quality...it is in the service of whatever dictatorship is currently the bees' knees...and China had these moments where it could have surpassed Europe, but well, you know
*time is notuhhh listen to this Nip Tai Chi tapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT-mRoG9FmI
Normgroids are posting among us
turns out washing your chicken makes sense after all because they wash that shit in chlorine at the factory
>>222570257He’s kinda handsome in a 3 foot tall mystery meat kinda way
>>222570208Good night bud
>>222570370WTF happened to Aderholt man, COVID really did a number on the guy
sometimes i feel for a nigga, i really do, but not enough to help
>sometimes i feel for a niggagay
>>222570439HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SQUNK'S TEARSWELL, LOOK AT MINE
Normie fags obsessed with masculinity are so cringeThey block me when I send my pics because they have an expectation that everyone lifts
Call me Bingus
>>222570493>Normie fags obsessed with masculinity In my experience chuddy gays are the best and nicest. If you feel that bad about it you can always just bottom.
I WILL have this by the end of the year fuck a duck
>>222570517They expect bottoms to lift and be fitI have vers bottom listed on my profile
>>222570524And her body count will be in the millions.
>>222570517zoomfag why do you wear a slick back when white girls like guys with bangs and why do you drive a honda civic when white girls like guys who drive mustangs and why do you wear gay-ass t-shirts instead of flannel fuck a fucking duck!!!
>>222570558Nah
>>222570541>They expect bottoms to lift and be fitMaybe you should try topping, flip the script. Fit, lean bottoms are dime a dozen unless you dedicate and become a femboy.
this duckfucker dude sucks
Man I love The Stone Roses self-titled
How does this Jew manage to cuck his guests so bad? lol
>>222570567Kek he drives a civic?Mate you should've got a charger at least come on nowEven dadberg dropped his civic for a tlx
Off to Croatia today.Herzegovina is beautiful
>>222570664>he drives a civicIt's a sport model from 2023. I also live in just about the most car-dependent area on Earth so I need the heckin' gas mileage and it has an econ mode.
>>222570689Dogfucker?
>>222570707American tourist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQAhsL_yzlMthis is solid incelwalk music indeed
>>222570733Why that shithole and not western europe
just watched the new ryan gosling film "project hail mary" and i gotta say, this one's pretty incelcore
>>222570517So here's a picture of a blonde and blue eyed croatian girl
Did you ever think your life would be like thisWhen you were a bright eyed teenager with the world in front of you did you imagine you would end up like this
>>222570829>When you were a bright eyed teenagerFunny, I was never bright-eyed as a teen and didn't even have a GF until I was 20 and haven't had one since.
>>222570829i basically was like this thenneed to grow up really
I don't understand apartment rental sites. Tons of ads say available immediately. Contact them, no reply. Contact them, sorry no vacancy. Why keep the ad up if the thing is rented? I gave move out notice on the assumption that these ads were real. It's looking like they're all bullshit. Only place i got to talk to me was a building i cold called without any ad.
>>222570803these southerners, they are insufferable, except for the very westernmost of the Croats...even the people here are hard to deal with, but the people down south, they are Cimmerians, basically
>>222570829didn't think about the future really
He really does dress like Manny from Modern Family
>>222570829No I thought I'd be dead already
>>222570845Shiddington what are your thoughts on the Stone Roses self-titled, I'm finally sitting down listening to it all right now after listening to I Wanna Be Adored, Fools Gold, and Made Of Stone a bunch earlier this year and I really love it so far.
>>222570869had a season ticket at united for a while so i'm pretty attached to this choonalso like she bangs the drumshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbyrOBVDtR4
worrying about the future boils down to working or not working, that's the balance it weights on, as an incel i dont think what the job is even matters because no matter the money it would be enough to live pretty well
>>222570764Lol. You have no idea, lil bro. Safest ranked country in the world to walk around at night in is Serbia.
>>222570931>Safest ranked country in the world to walk around at night in is SerbiaAs long as you're not a Black woman that is
>>222570944You're right, Eastern Europe needs infinite subsaharan African migrants to make American black women feel more safe there.
anna khachiyan thomas777 halloween costume
>>222570853blonde blue eyed girls???
>>222571085you have no idea about Eastern Europe, most of it is still emptying out due to the utterly toxic culture prevalent here, traditionally
>>222570764Eastern Europe has a far more interesting recent history, and it's not a shithole. France and Italy are just as dirty or dirtier than anywhere in the Balkans
>>222571252>and it's not a shitholeI was blindsided, absolutely dumbstruck by this post
>>222569951I remember watching a remarkably realistic-looking Taylor Swift deepfake porn vid back in like 2018.
>>222571284IF I COULD TELL YOU WHAT MY PURPOSE WAS I WOULD PROBABLY SAY I'M MEANT TO BE A CIRCUS IN THE ELEPHANT CAGE
>>222571280I know what a real shithole looks likeNowhere in Eastern Europe is as bad as West Baltimore or South Chicago
>>222571371OMAR COMIN' Y' ALLtho I can't compare
Zigger bots are going off
*Arnold Schwarzenegger with diarrhea be like GET TO THE CRAPPER!!!!!!!!!*
>>222571410Is this real
>>222571410xD
>>222571398Russia does finally seem to be actually doing something atm. They seem to have cracking Kostiantynivka while Putin is under pressure to do another round of mobilization from his resident chuds.
Why doesn't Belarus just join the war and invade from the north. They're already condemned and sanctioned anyway
>>222571639>Why doesn't Belarus just join the war and invade from the northInstability. Lukashenko is concerned above all with regime stability given he knows he's on thin ice and refusing to join the war is part of the social contract he made with the Belarusian public when this whole thing started back in 2014. Belarusians have served on both sides and he has good reason to be concerned about instability from anti-regime Belarusian fighters from Ukraine being either smuggled in or becoming a thorn in his side if he joins. It's too risky and he won't do shit unless it's a sure thing.
>>222571639>>222571689It’s probably best to conceptualize BY as an intentional buffer state, rather than one that’s been set up to come into playThere’s also the problem of committing to the UA front, only to get invaded by NATO; getting caught with their pants down
I love this song because it sounds like a song from a Makoto Shinkai movie: https://youtube.com/watch?v=QCPdjuG2KMI&>>222571905>an intentional buffer state, rather than one that’s been set up to come into playAlso this. It's a roadblock and thorn to keep Poland busy, and it also helps to have it in the UN.
niggabama
>>222572025oh, so that's like, Nip Wes Anderson
America beat the world cup and nobody even cars
>>222572101>Nip Wes AndersonMore like John Hughes
Finally got a handy again todayBig load it was
Anyone want to skip work and go kayaking?
>>222572561I can’t swim
Just two guys in a kayak, drinking beer, jerking each other off on their day off nothing gay
https://youtu.be/9cF8iW2jyiQ
>>222572566Then don't fall off?
>>222572640I’m afraid of the kayak tipping over and then I’m stuck underwater
>>222572638Based Brian Tyler Cohen enjoyer
>>222572666dw bb im always watching out 4 u
>>222572638Do you actually watch this unironically>THE WEATHER IS AWFUL>MY UMBRELLA IS BLOWING AWAY RIGHT NOW!!!
>>222569867Asians with big asses.
Our bagels are jewish
>>222568270A girl once put me through cognitive behavioural therapy. It's not as pleasant as you imagine
>>222572896I like having my balls slapped, not so much the other stuff
>>222572866And our mayor is muslim!!
https://youtu.be/LZosMwonEPM
>>222572941This is AI
>>222572952It didn't seem so intelligent to me
>>222572962Absolutely bodied that libtard
Absolutely bodied those muslim freaks
that song makes me almost cry every time
>>222573034
>>222573034humiliation ritual
>>222573141This is very cuteSo tiny
>>222573201That's what she said... about my dick lolmao
>>222573242LOL
>>222573141Imagine Lil Chuddie and friends roaming around your Windows XP MCE desktop and start menu
>>222573034Pools gonna be closed again cause of this lol
Eating a homemade sourdough blueberry bagel (jewish)
>>222573338Would have loved thatOr a little chuddy dancing Winamp skin!!
>>222573060Wasn't football supposed to be free from politics?
AI told me that the only difference between normal bagels and jewish bagels is that jewish bagels are good (boiled) and normal goyim bagels are baked mass producedif thats true then it makes me hate israel more than them bombing brown children. how tf you going to say that only good bagels are jewish
>>222573391Pride isn’t politicsIt’s LOVE
Eating popped corn at 6:30am on a wednesday
>>222573521I wish it were as simple as you say
>>222573594are you actually polish
>>222573616What do you need this information for?
>>222573034that's not a coincidence
>>222573649tracking and research
I am extremely rude and disrespectful to people I like while I am extremely nice and polite to people i am indifferent toreally makes you think
>>222573691So you would be incredibly cruel to the people you should love most in the world, and your enemies and people you should hate, you would love obsessively? What the fuck...
>>222573782Yes but only through language not actions
HAPPY 4:20 AM!!!!!!!!!
Lmao
>>222574415These scum love destroying everything
>>222568270I wonder if Asian girls know that their chinky eyes are insanely seductive.
https://youtu.be/q3rzRO9Zfg0
Gotta water mombergs garden ugh
My favourite part of summer hath returned: the one dollar Frosty at Wendy's :D
>>222574607Jealous
>>222574607>Canadian dairyEL MICROPLASTICOS AYY CARUMBA
>>222572561I do like kayaking >>222572627I've seen people drinking beer while sailing too
>>222571371Baltimore has improved a lot. Homicides are down like 60%. It's still poorer and less developed than the state's largest city should be, but homicides were one of the biggest issues.
>Baltimore has improved a lot.
>>222575037Nearly a decade ago lol.
>>222575225These people need mental help
>>222575252REPORT: Your Bussy STINKS
Not sure if I should take doggo for a run instead of a walk
>>222575327Get that nigga treadmill and stay on the sofa
youtu.be/jg8r4CfoZLI
>>222575321Report: You are Turkish
Why isn’t anyone talmbout the Somali situation anymore and what happened to Alligator Alcatraz
>>222575496sounds /pol/-related
>>222575496they are. literally yesterday they uncovered $6.5 billion in health care and opioid fraud largely committed by somalis the media just doesnt pick it up anymore because it doesnt favor their agenda
>Here are your oysters with a shot of sambuca on the side sir
