Porthumor editionKkkkk : >>222543309
>>222568982LMAO THEY DO BE LIKE THAT
>>222568982Kek
>>222568982Isso é humor brasileiro na verdade
just randomly remembered how a columbian patient at the psych hospital i stayed at forgot the name of a german guy called merlin and called him gandalf
Incel morning /med/.
Had to sleep on the fresh floor tiles with a wet rag over my body and the fan blowing.I'm installing the AC this year.
Bonġu.
>>222569885kek
>>222569885I dont believe you
>>222569946I kneel, you were right. Mutts were right.>>222569965Which part fren?
Good morning, sisters.>>222559857>Damn, you're such a preachy bitchtbqfhwu chef I was just baiting portuchad.>>222568982bruh
>>222569976it do be like thati couldnt sleep because i turned it off yesterday never againsure heatwaves may last 2 to 3 weeks a year but god are they long weeks and the heat builds up damage to your body
>>222570003Bait failed.
>>222570047You replied to the post tho.Good morning my good sir also.
>why is the heat bothering you? isn't that the same as your home country?i can take that on 4chan as i expect a dumpster fire when i come here but by a coworker i did not expect on whatsappanyways i had to ask him why he has heating since it's cold here all the time he should be used to it
>The guy who threw the lgbtqia2s+ flag into the Danube?>Ehm sweetie... he was uhm... uhm... financed by russians!Howling
>>222570347he's not wrong but not just about maltawhen you are in the third world constantly trying to survive you don't have time to get depressed and get mental illnessit's only when you finally get in a safe place where you can breathe that you realize how fucked you were and get depressed or anxious it's why lots of migrants develop mental illness as they enter europe
>>222570421Would you argue is better to be blissed by ignorance than coming to Europe then?
>>222570449not for me because despite everything i'm finally living and knowing what the term "safe" meansthis is subjective i feel as someone might like the ignorance but i wasn't happy in ignorance probably due to autism making me question muslim society and get in trouble
>>222570421That has nothing to do with why he said that. The guy had to go back to Kenya because he ended up unemployed and didn't find a job in the time period necessary, so he lost the right to stay here - at least that's what the article says. I don't really trust ToM on this stuff.
>>222570631damn really? i always imagined it'd be easy in malta given the english proficiency of the people
>>222570660I don't think that language had anything to do with it. He was previously employed.
>>222570895grimlayoffs?
>HR roasties (globohomo edition) are publicising India saars again because they are so competitive and innovative>check HR roastie>is a pajeet End it all please.
>>222570939I don't know. I only skimmed through the article and I posted the screenshot to begin with because the title is funny regardless of the context. I am sure that the Afrophile wannabe Londoners at ToM are proud of it.
>>222570969indians keep posting about moving to my isolated mostly boomer area and i've no idea why there is nothing here worrying but really good for my zestimate as they stay zesty >>222570972it is funny
@MagyarchudMy mum watched Josee and she liked it.
>>222570395How can a person identify as the alphabet when specimens such as this exist.
>>222572697She should clean her feet.
....
On the way back from the store I went into the gelateria. They have a new employee, some cute early 20s gyppo girl. Fugg is she pretty. She has some small tattoos ofc which are 'icky, but she has a really beautiful smile. Like while I was there she wouldn't stop giggling and smiling. She also had some light black lipstick on. I was trying my best to hide my throbbing BWC. Been a while since I had an erection like that out of the blue desu. 'luv girls with a bubbly personality so it's understandable as most girls I see throughout the day usually can't fucking smile for shit for some reason, most be cuz of their phone addiction and hormones in the water and food ig.Honestly I agree with Kwabby on brown girls being fucking peak.>>222571412Magyarcel approved tranime is foidcoded so ofc women like it. Did you tell her to watch it cuz it's le good, or did you just tell her what it's about and she told you she'd like to watch it?By the way sir, had a late gymcel sesh today but man was it a W one. Did some unilateral cross body lat pulldowns, which I believe I haven't done on the cable machine (as opposed to the plate loaded version) in maybe even half a year. Added 5 or 7,5 kgs to the lift since the last time I believe. Feeling the lift in my lats was insane. Added 2,5 kgs to the higher ROM magyarcel machine unilateral rows too. Tried the new chest fly / rear delt machine I mentioned two days ago except instead of using it for chest like two days ago ofc I hit rear delts with it today. At first it felt mid af desu, but after I was done warming up and did my first real set on it desu was it fucking comfy. Body dysmorphia was also insane today.
>>222571412>>222573265Cotinuing the post my good sir. Felt much smaller than usual in the gymcel mirror, but felt larger than usual in the mirror in the changing room. My favourite gymcel personal trainer and powerlifter dude who sadly left our gym as he got kicked out by the staff cuz they could not handle his based personality (gymcels loved him ofc, but staff had to kick him cuz ofc fuck the clients all that matters is that he hurt bossman's feefees) told me that psychologists are retarded cuz body dysmporhia can never be cured and they instead of recommending treatment to people and trying those treatments, should instead teach people to accept their body dysmorphia. He also had body dysmorphia ofc, which is why he ended up a gymcel and insanely strong dude. Might as well use that dysmorphia to your advantage instead of trying to get rid of it according to him.My good sir, I thank you for reading my post.>>222573177Henlo
>>222572697I wouldn't be against sniffing her pussy.The reason as for why gays wouldn't find her sexually attractive is simply because they are not attracted to foids to begin with.>>222572881Catnigga would clean her feet I'm sure.
>>222572697Because the alphabet is not about sex, desire and everything related. It became merely a tool in the hands of left-wing activists, or rather an armoured vehicle for the political goals they are pursuing at the moment
>>222573316
>>222573265>Did you tell her to watch it cuz it's le good, or did you just tell her what it's about and she told you she'd like to watch it?I told her to watch it because it's good and I know she'd like it because she likes to paint and shit like Josee.>Body dysmorphia was also insane today.Is it body dysmorphia or are you just fat? We can not know unless you post body.>>222573316>who sadly left our gym as he got kicked out by the staff cuz they could not handle his based personalityHe's literally me ig.
Hey /med/, going to the gym now because cagie ended too soon and I'm not hungry. It's extremely hot though, but at least I'll be done for today.
Do non mediterraneans ever feel a bit of shame to post in the /med/ general?
>>222574289Why would they, 4chan is a chud international union, a chudion if you will.
>>222568982You didn't have to make this edition, but you did, and now we all have to post in it.>>222569885>he slept last nightI just laid in bed for a few hours before eventually giving up. I think I got maybe an hour's sleep, although I might have just hallucinated sleeping.Three more days.
>>222574335think you're clever, do you?take THIShttps://files.catbox.moe/ias213.mp4
w eats or no
>>222574512I prefer to cooked onions over raw onion.
>>222574512Pretty good but the portion seems small to me.
>>222574512Arent you worried about the raw onion breath/stomacache
>>222574502
>>222574512My favourite part of this is the one tiny piece of baby sweetcorn that somehow managed to sneak onto your plate from presumably another dish.Looks like something a Brit would eat, in both good ways and bad. It passes the vibe check.
>>222574591Was it mauled by a dog? Sometimes when I see a cat trespassing in my garden I feel the urge to release my do on it, unfortunately the garden is too small and they can always run away before getting caught. My dog looks like a bulldozer coming at the at 50 km/h pretty funny
>>222574534i like crunch>>222574558i dont eat much thats nuff for me after a hard day of virtual fishing>>222574577i have never heard of someone getting a stomach from raw onions :DDD im ork maxxing my breath>>222574623i love those tiny pickled veggies we get from spain. Idiots here have no idea how to grow smoll veggies
>>222574335Giantess edish, partly for you.
Got a fucking heat stroke last night, last thing I remember was opening up the windows and then I lost conciousness and regain it in the floor while I was dragged to the shower to coold downI don't recommend it, I ended up puking in the shower and I chipped a front tooth when I fell to the floor
>>222574670Was what mauled by a dog? >>222574683>i love those tiny pickled veggies we get from spain. Idiots here have no idea how to grow smoll veggiesI always found it cruel to eat baby vegetables before they've had a chance to grow up, but at the same time, I'm addicted to Lidl cornichons. Seems as if morality becomes flexible as soon as comfort and pleasure are involved.
>>222574732ytboy can't handle the Iberian heat lmao
>>222574751The cat of the severed prophecy yadda yaddaEither that or it was run over by a car
>>222574776It's been 10 days, I didnt write to her but neither did she. I dont like this but at the same time I dont want to write and risk getting no answer/getting short answers. Is it over?
>>222574805I have absolutely no idea.>>222574687I hope I won't be too delirious from the heat to appreciate it tomorrow.
>>222574776White people tend to be like this.
>>222574732>I’m overheating>better shut down everything and kill myself instead of giving off warnings so I can save myselfBRAVO HUMAN BRAIN
i recommend this for hydration during summer and you guys got asian stores so you don't even have to make it yourself like me
>>222574920Why not enjoy it now>>222575112Just like my puter
>>222574163>Is it body dysmorphiaYeah it unironically is. I also always tell my momberg that I am le short. She obviously tells me always to fuck off.>He's literally me ig.Nah man you ain't him.You never got kicked out of not even one single gym for being too based. Try 109 like a pro.>because it's goodW magyarcel recommendation then.>>222574732RIP lil' nigga.>>222575147>barley teaThey don't have it in the asian store near me I think desu.For me my favourite summer drink currently is a drink that is 94% water, 5% honey, 1% ginger. Tried it for the first time some days ago cuz I was curious and it is as comfy as it gets.
>>222575459i make it by roasting a bunch of barley until golden brown and just toss in 2 tablespoons of it in 1 liter of boiling water for like 10 minutes then stick in the fridge overnight (after filtering ofc) you can add some roasted brown rice as well and chicory root...
>>222573265the magyarcel marches on.two friends of mine were approached by a gypsy girl once and she was begging for money and they later told me she was kind of hot and they wanted to invite her to fuck her but they didn't find her after she had already left and they got the idea. If I had been there we would have run a train on here of course. No home and totally not delusional ofc.>>222574289not in the slightest.>>222575587>Leopard 2 without trophy or any other cUAS system those anime sluts will be killed by FPV drones.
>>222575692'emmie
I hate climate change
>>222576404I love climate change (because the gulf current will collapse taking all the birds with it and making the Mediterranean more temperate).
>>222576440Great, so the rest of the world will become even more unlivable and we will receive even more nafri and jeet vermin here
>>222576724He's a contrarian chud so he has to find an excuse to say that climate change good.
>>222576796I don't know why chuds are so retarded about that particular topic
I love women in skimpy clothing season
>>222578447Hello sir.I also love white women.
Neighbourberg dogberg sniffed my feet several times. Wonder what the implications of this are. She must have liked the smell of shampoo if she sniffed it several times desu.>>222576987>I don't know why chuds are so retarded about that particular topic>about that particular topicNigga chuds are so retarded about all topics, not just that fr ong.>>222575587>bunch of barley until golden brownImagine the smell...>>222575692>they wanted to invite her to fuck herYou mean they would have tried her luck with her, or gave her money in exchange for sex sex?>If I had been there we would have run a train on here of course.Nah nothing gay about preparing some girl's hole with your small kwabian cock before she gets stretched by your bwc aryan bvll friend.#sentthatfreakflying #rorkewonteverrecover #stickaforkinhimcausehesdone
>>222578447Do women dress like this in your country.
>>222578809they wanted to try their luck with her but she was gone already. Just had to think of it because you mentioned a gypsy girl. Also I will NOT be lectured on gayness by a bisexual fruitcake.
>>222574834Im mustering the strength to not write anything
Good day med am back from the cagie, did some shopping for the race and went to sister's.Erome now requires ID identification, it's so over
>>222579342Read your post yesterday btw but it was late so I didn't reply.Yeah if your lats are shit perhaps it's better if you skip pulldowns too, not just rows.>Also I will NOT be lectured on gayness by a bisexual fruitcake.Real recognizes real.
>>222579434Im only now going back home, my cagie hours are basically 6 45-17 30. I suffer immensely
>>222579480Here it's 7 - 15, not complaining desu
>>222579434>did some shopping for the racevery aryan.>>222579452>if your lats are shit perhaps it's better if you skip pulldowns too, not just rows.pullups and pulldowns were mostly fine so I kept doing it, but yes if it's uncomfy I'll skip those too. Today I don't go to the gym and may roon later instead because this morning and yesterday everything was quite uncomfy. Did you have something like this before and does pausing for a while fix it?>Real recognizes real.I unironically asked myself if I was gay before because of my lack of success with girls, but I never gooned to males plus the thought of homo sex doesn't arouse me so I doubt it. And I was asked twice by others if I'm gay, but they told me it was because I never mentioned girls.
>>222579508Im counting the time I wake up, prepare for the cagie, go to the cagie, come back from the cagie. I have like 4 hours left in the evening. I think it's ibsane, how can anyone live like this
>>222579480What the fuck, slavery.8-17 here (flexible).
>>222579567Kek. Found some nice backup rooning shoes for 20 bucks, that way I won't have to use my main shoes in the mud.>>222579584If I count wake up time to arrival at home it's more like 6.10 AM to 3.20 PM
>>222579567>Did you have something like this beforeYeah. I still have it to this day though it's much better. Basically my scapulae don't move as they should which gave me shoulder impingement which gave me biceps tendonitis. 'ceps tendonitis ig is gone, shoulder impingement is still present tho in a much lesser degree, scapulae movement is shit still.Resting did not help ofc. Physiotherapy and a medical masseuse btfo'ing my shit did tho. I visit the masseuse once per like 6 weeks cuz she knows her shit and it's le good if you gymcel often enough even if you don't have major problems.>the thought of homo sex doesn't arouse me so I doubt it.It's alright bby, you just need to bend over and daddy will make you feel good. Uhhhh... no homo.Btw see this gemmiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri-ZkbvkshQ
>>222579700noicegood luck for the race vgh>>222579757>Resting did not help ofc.that sucksI'll see, hope I won't need physiotherapynice video btw
>>222579919Thank you it'll be hot, hopefully fun, I hope to stick with cutie since other coworker is rooning with his gf and another one with his son.
>>222578447the Italian Senate's top slut
R*dditors are currently seething that after the lgtv flags were thrown into the Danube now in their places there are Hungarian flags instead (having your own flag out is le bad for some reason).Also howling how they always cry about inclusivity and diversity yet are currently downvoting into hell and shitting on an autistic guy cuz he is weird.Gotta love these folx. >>222579919>I'll see, hope I won't need physiotherapyWell, for me I could not wash my hair without having to stop and rest cuz my shoulder and arms used to hurt that much.For you the case is not that severe so I doubt you need a physio.
>arrive at train station>electrical problems ACK
>>222580250>taking train during heat wavesKwab
>>222580279Partial TRVKEStill better than working home all day in my oven of a place.
>>222580049Kek thanks for reminding me, already forgot about that happening.>>222580250Are there mainly yt folx or ethnic folx on the train?
>>222580359YeahBut it's tough to find a tattooless girl
>>222580411>But it's tough to find a tattooless girlKaczynski was right.
Do you love China?
>>222581336I hate China overall but also find the party a bit based.
>>222581336I like Chinese food, does that count ?
>>222581336I like Chinese culture and history, but since they larp as communists, they kind of put me off on this symbolic-political level. And for some reason I feel like if I were at some Chinese party with normal Chinese people, I would really enjoy it
Also a coworker did a funny prank to another coworker today
>>222582632Here have a (you). Needy slut.Now tell us more.
>>222581336I agree with >>222582221Chinese culture and history are cool, don't care for communistslots of vidya that I like are about or have dlcs about China, they have that going for it
>>222582931He works in IT and told us to use Windows + L combination to lock in session so that people can't look into it.We have a new coworker so he told him recently to do it but he didn't do it and he stumbled upon his opened session and sent a mail impersonating the other coworker and telling he'll bring croissants for everybody tomorrow.
fan: turned on>>222583184newfag btfo
Who looks the coolest ?
>>222582979You have visited China, haven't you? How did you enjoy interacting with Chinese citizens?>>222583184Hahahahaha :D>>222583287I like the "Inspector Gadget" guy
>>222583287The dog.
How are they?
>>222583862>howFuck, who*
>>222583812Dick Gumshoe is underrated desu>>222583813I don't even remember the doggo >>222583862They're some police station mascots who appeared in a theme park if I recall it correctly
>>222583184>he'll bring croissants for everybody tomorrow.Will you gang up on him if he won't brings 'ssants?>>222583813Wanted to tell you something but I forgot.So... uhhh.Fuck off bloody benchod cunt bitch you bloody.
>>222584203I'll fugg his shit up. Also dad bought Mr Freeze
>>222584275All I'm finding on jewgle it's that it's a dc character.Did he buy an action figure? idk what you mean Momster.
*enrage /med/*
Sup fellas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvhQRhQ82-ogot shamed today for having an old phone lol
>>222568982I don't get it pls explain
>>222584387
>>222584431The guy is blind. He is smelling some fish thinking it is some pussy. He proclaims "what a tall woman she must be". Because of that he has a boner.Neuken in de keuken.>>222584416>old phoneWhich model is it?>>222584450Will you steal it from him?>>222584403Horrible.
>>222584524He bought them for me
>>222584275Recently tried an cote d'or ice cream (on stick)the chocolate was so good fr fralmost bought some when i came back from work but didn't
>>222584524hehe, the people of Portugal do be like that and say things in such a manner
>>222584403why "enrage" it looks fine, nice plate btw >>222581336I'me coming around to China desu, not sure if the propaganda is getting to me though. Is reta some weight lost drug? Are you the guy posting the needles? I though you were taking heroin lol :D Are you drug anon malaka?>>222574732Fuck man, sorry to hear that...you don't have AC? How hot did it get? How is the tooth is it really bad?>>222574512I recognize those kinds of potatoes, they sell em in Greece, no matter how much you fry them they remain yellow, I think they are Egyptian potatoes or at least that's what they call em in Greece, I wish they sold them here.>>222572697Would eat her ass clean if you catch my drift. Also good looking Asian with nice lips, usually I'm not into them.>>222584524>Which model is it?Galaxy S20 (I think), my mobile provider gave it to me for free in 2021, I'm waiting for them to gift me a new one.
Anon whose crush said she wants an open relationship from her bf here. He's cool with it and she told me "let's fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk"I'm weirded out
>
>>222584833>He's cool with itFrench people are something else...Good for you though...Why did she have to ask for permission though after she already cheated once, never the less at least you'll get some.
Creating a gem for tomorrow's edish
>>222584922akshually they're both from Puerto Rico. But she sometimes goes to Spain so...And yeah, I'm not sure why she asked, maybe to feel more "at peace" with herself.
>>222584960>Puerto RicoNoiseeGood luck bromigo
>>222585021big bunda, big thighsI'm a lucky manNow I just gotta lose some weight to be presentable
>>222585542>big bunda, big thighsbased, my favorite
>>222584782Yes that's meI don't do drugs anymore and yes retatrutide is a very powerful weight loss peptide which is still on trials but it will get released the next couple years max, the Chinese make weight loss peptides and peptides for other uses in the same factories where they make anabolics and they ship them around the worldActually it was the first time ordering any peptide in general and they fucked up my order so they shipped it fast again, then the reshipment came quickly and like a month later the original shipment which I had forgotten about came as well kek, I thought it would never come
really stressful day tomorrow so im sleeping with ac on
>>222584833id use protection but otherwsie have fun anon
>>222585738thanks manI planned to use protection anyway, I'm not ready to be a father, especially if I'm just some sort of game
>>222585680>I don't do drugs anymoreGood for you, I was worried there for a bit...are you still doing prescription stuff though? Where did you order it from, a legit site? Is it not regulated, how does that work in Europe.Btw how tall are you? 75kg is not that much, how long will you use this for and does it have side effects?
Been bumping this one the last few dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZOiy1-cnxMI like this lady, thought she was Greek at first cause of the name but she's mix Jamaican, Welsh/Irish or something and Jewish apparently.
Nom.
>>222586067That's a nice looking burger, did you make it?
>>222586194Yes.
I’d also eat today’s bruneslop, it looks good. Bad presentation, but good.
>>222586383Good job bro, would eat two of those and lay down for a bit.
>>222586549>two of thoseThose are 150g patties, so 300g of meat, plus cheese, egg, tomato, onion, lettuce, sauces and grilled bread. Two seem too much.
>>222586677That's fine, I eat burgers two times a year and I like to go all out. Also I'll leave the egg out :D. Gonna have fries with it as well lol
>>222586759Fries were present but not visible.Wedges with salt, herbs de Provence and paprika.
>>222586996Very nice, treating the family well I see :)
>>222584833Life must be lived, must be enjoyed :D>>222585680I wasn't aware>>222585708What's gonna happen?>>222585915Decent track>>222586067Mmmm, yummy <3
>>222583812never been to chyna sorry
>>222587784indeed frenbut first, I gotta lose weight
Hollywood projewcers ruined my dragon show, but I'm still enjoying it for the memes and the spectacle (and also the acting).Having my own dragon is still a top 5 wish for me, even after all this time. I really want a dragon.
>>222572697this ass is very versatile
>>222579434>EromeWorks on my machine, not that I would watch pornography of course, just tried checking.
>>222568982Bodied those freaks
Survived anuda day. Spend most evenings at the movies, it ain't a bad life.Also learnt how to sleep in a 31°C room: just be tired
>top qt in the tramOvaire.
>>222595918Top qts are everywhere. Had the same feeling this morning when I saw a cute couple. It is over for uggos like me.Our suffering is immense.
dead general
Hello /med/ders, this morning I came to the lake for a quick swim, in order to stave off the heat for a while at least
bonġu
test
>>222599088With what terrible post are you going to bestow us today, Magyar?
>>222599130Don't really have much to say desu. Just was curious if I still had the perma ban that someone else got. Fluctuating IP n shiet or whatever it's called.
>>222599198What are you having for lunch? I had spaghetti with seafood, quite tasty but not very neurodivergent-friendly
>>222599373Not really in the mood to make anything so I'll just mix some skyr, whey, and milk in the blender. Should be around 700 g in weight so it should keep my tummy full. Should be somewhere around 500-600 kcal tho, can't be assed to calculate exact number.>spaghetti with seafoodCould go for some pasta al pomodoro rn imc tbf senpa now that you mentioned 'ghetti.
Good day /med/.Having a day long formation and one of my colleagues is an absolute mega milk, her chest is double the circumference of her belly (which seems flat). I am seriously in awe. Specially more so because they are being contained by a blue button up shirt that has some kind of boob pocket, because it’s more or less tight on her waist but still manages to not burst from the heaviness on top.
>>222600562Co-opt Maltanon
>>222600562You should go up to her and say "awooga" while making honk-honk gestures with your hands, then slap her butt and tell her that her husband is a very lucky man.
>>222600763Damn, Clark Gable should've taken lessons from you Catnigga
>>222600796Knowing about old films is shallow and pedantic.
>>222600927I don't know shit about old films, I've seen only Gone with the Wind with that guy, the oldest I'm willing to go back to are the 60s
meu deus...deusas africanas...
>>222600796Women love a confident and playful man.
>>222600927Most retarded post of the week, congrats
Meow morning, /med/!!https://files.catbox.moe/lt6nj0.mp4
>>222600954you have curacao and aruba and you're lusting over foreign black women?
>>222600927You are shallow and pedantic.
>>222601176He is portuguese thoughbeit.>>222600954What are you doing in dudelmaoweedland my good sir?
>>222601489ohi see
>>222600589
>>222601702I always had bad grades in English because I refuse to have an accent and simply pronounced the words as if they were Greek.
>>222601176I'm not a ik ook, but Aruba is better>>222601489spending a couple days here, seeing people I know visiting places getting sunburnthe usual
Good day med am back from the cagie.Race has been postponed to september because of the heat desu.
Tomorrow both 'bergs will fuck off in the morning so I'll have some hours alone. Obviously I'll be skipping the gym so I can goon.Gymcels seething rn.>>222602084Will you get some weed?>>222601940Honestly that's pretty based Greekbro.
>>222602725I'm genuinely seething.
>>222602725>Tomorrow both 'bergs will fuck off in the morning so I'll have some hours alone. Obviously I'll be skipping the gym so I can goon.Literally me
>>222602767I know bby.>naked noi sceneWas peak btw, forgot to mention it days ago tho.>>222602792Are you already starting your vacations tomorrow Momster?
