porke edition
Fucking hot today
a cool 17c currently lads
>>222570634absolutely, my fellow British person
there is a pig in new orleans
Leicester must boil
*enters the thread*
>>222570638christ it's in dark red, that's a bad colour...scary!!!
out on the streets, they call it burger
any girls in?
>>222570657what website is this
>>222570670hiiii
On the train to Surrey for workIt's going to be lush and I mean lush
>>222570670hi mate yeah I'm a girl and that
>>222570624
uniforms should be abolished
>>222570692is there a chance the track could bend?
downloading shadow of the tomb raider
>>222570670got a pooey manarse if that helps
>>222570640give name now. i need to do a wank
Get the animal webms posted then
i'm a yearner i'm a yapper
if the country keeps getting hot like this every year then africans will win
>>222570675this is 4chan
>0-0 against Ghana
get them watered
>>222570713
I was born in ’96 and it feels like the perfect age to be able to take in everything from the past and everything coming out now. Don’t matter if it’s Run-D.M.C. or Tezzus and diamond*.
>>222570737need this done with planes
>>222570736>Oy, mate is that a lamar?>No, it's a chimpanzee, ya daft cunt!
>>222570737poor disabled catberg
>>222570624He is very peng. Do you know what i mean?
was at a club when I was 18 and was in a quieter area with some settees to have a sit down because I felt a bit sick, on the settee to my left was a woman who was in her mid 30s I'd say, and she had her legs up with her feet facing my direction roughly.Well, she's lifted up her legs a bit and she's got a dress on but no knickers and is just smiling at me with her fannard on full display, she winks at me then an older bloke who was at the bar comes over and takes her hand and they walk off
on the way to work i saw a car with it's hazards on and next to the car was an old man and a dog both lying on the ground and two other men standing next to them
wish I were watered like a plant
>>222570772did you feel better?
>>222570772probably a prossie
>>222570728fart bellowing
>>222570774odd place for a kip
>>222570774bloody woke virus got to the old man and his dog
>>222570706Not on your life my paki friend!
why are steam downloads so slow
>>222570770So this is Rorke
>>222570781genuinely forgot I felt sick for a bit yeah, she was at least a 9 out of 10 and she had a perfect puffy fanny with no roast beef hanging outnone of my mates believed me
>>222570793who's going to mow his meadow
Echidna willy
>>222570734Love how we've gone from this England team are actually formidable you know to same as every othe tournament in two (2) games
why are iron downloads so fast
>>222570808corr need that in my arse
love porn and other smutty things
>>222570736odd looking vegetable patch that
>>222570808is that 4 cums at once
>>222570808looks like mine
>>222570675met office
>>222570808looks like natalie mars' knob
>>222570774alri Jim Morrison
>>222570812to get to the other side
(8) game recognise game recognise game (8)>>222570772fUCKoFFcHAD
Seeing a lot of lefty discourse about "community" these days and how we need to build up our communities Completely blind to the fact that we had communities which were torn apart but their own policies
>>222570728thanx
>>222570818Alternates between the left and right pair of heads
>>222570848not sure thatcher was lefty
>>222570852a fanny like Tham Luang cave
Group stages are menaingless now Archie. You can progress with just 3 points, and then win the bloody thing.I don't have to remind you, Archie, that this team didn't had a proper coach until recently, and those lads still managed to go to two bloody euro cup finals.It's coming home Archie, this is it, this is our year, because there is a proper coach this time around, not another yes man from the FA. A proper autistic german coach
>>222570870ktim
>>222570870moggs me
>>222570870
>>222570734did you enjoy watching mbongo and ngubu score against senegal
>>222570860200,000 passports issued to Hong Kong citizens suggests otherwise
>>222570873archie is a scottish name not english
>>222570870basically imagine spaino's body to look like this but with garyseeconomics head but puffier
>>222570873poortugal
>>222570886How does this happen?
just realised i left the fridge open/ that's it shut now
in retrospect ghosting all my friends seems like a weird and manic decision but i think it was the right one
>>222570896like in monarch of the glen. good show that was
>>222570860>muh thatcher Ever had an original thought in your life?
sir peter molyneux
>>222570908genuinely a hormonal issue, he's likely xxy
>>222570910phew
The Montreal shooter manifesto is gonna become legendary
i hate women
>>222570921every considered that 50 years of neoliberalism bring the country to its knees has nothing to do with lefties
right well that's not safe for work is it
>>222570932People don't tend to resonate with the ideas of people who go on shooting sprees
>>222570932no it isn't
>>222570926why cant her fannard be wrapped around my willard
>>222570941Clearly wrong lolLook at Luigi Mangione and Elliot Rodger
>>222570936IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR WE SHALL ALWAYS REJECT FLATNESSWE SHALL ALWAYS INTERVENE WHERE THERE ARE OVAL FACESWE SHALL PATROL PETITE FEMALE ANATOMYFOR THE EMPRAH!
>>222570952is video on screen
>>222570938Ever considered that you're a paki?
>>222570957whats her number
>>222570955right so one of them was a man who shot the ceo of a health insurance companyand the other was a deranged autist who killed 3 chinese guys and 2 women because he was a virgin
>>222570955>Luigi MangioneThat was one very targeted attack not a spree>Elliot Rodger Ok you're not being serious, the only people that "agreed" with him were people trolling here nobody irl takes him seriously
Me? Republican Secular Calvinist Marxist Leninist Patriot
if you think about it, women are just giant condoms
sir elliot rodger
>>222570984genuinely awful thing to say, have a word with yourself
>>222570891I enjoyed /spee/'s seethe indeed
>>222570992can't dodge the rodge
>>222570938all so-called leftists for the last 50 years have been neoliberals. traditional working class left-wingers barely exist any more.
good morning i hate women
im turning into sandpaper
tomb raider finally downloadedshould have taken about three minutes took about 20 thanks steamplaying on eeasy difficulty
>>222570993
>>222570999want to tickle his belly
>>222570998name a single so called leftist who is neoliberal
we are brit do not condone posts that contain racism, sexism, homophobia, virgin freakphobia, grim alkie twatphobia and anything which is critical of Sir Andy Burnham
>>222571024tony blair
>>222571024Tony Blair
>>222570999where does one get a chair that size
>>222571024There's no point because you're just going to say they're not a leftist
i'm more sexist than i am racistmen of all colours are oppressed by foids
>>222571029>>222571031in what way was tony blair leftisthe literally stripped the commitment to socialism out of the labour rule book
sir andy bumham
aching like fuck every day after the gym now and can’t push myself half as far as i could a year ago i think i have cancer
>>222571024all modern leftists mate. just said that all the globalist muslim worshippers. they said they're left-wing but theyre not really.
>>222571042leftism =/= socialism
Me and my friends used to comment every single post on facebook. Now on instagram I feel like this ain't the right etiquette but now I feel like I don't know how to socialise anymore.Talking one on one is extremely hard for me.>>222570870is this the trooned wog from australia that they talk about on fit
>>222571042He enacted endless equality laws
>>222571034well yeah because leftists by definition aren't neolibs
>>222571049leftism is socialism and communismthat's it
>>222571042are you low IQ mate?literally just said hes a neoliberal posing as a left-winger
diversity is /brit/'s strength
Forgot to put dishwasherberg on overnight, I'm not sure the extra heat in the kitchen will be appreciated given we're already at 25. Such is life though, I must have my pots and pans cleaned.
>>222571065then what are you even arguingneoliberal policies are not the fault of the left
neoliberal fungus
>>222571068you have a sink dont you. lazy twat
>>222571061Nope, simply false. Leftism refers to egalitarian politics and today signals a commitment to social rights. Socialism is the commitment to workplace ownership by workers and need not be connected to leftist politics.
>>222571071fucking hell mate, why is this so hard for you
lara croft has it tough but shes keep grafting
>>222571086Probably because he's a neoliberal posing as a left-winger and doesn't like the realisation
>>222571075wonder what the thoughts of a gorilla are likedo you think they're just going on animal instinct or are they more like us
big fat pasta bake with sweet potato chips for tea
summoning daemons from the warp is religious truth!
>>222571075unironically moves a lot like my dad
i read all of elliot's manifesto, but it was actually just an autobiography
leftypol is right once again
>>222571081Bizarre post. Why would I make myself hot and sweaty and soapy when I have a purpose built machine to do it for me.
>>222571106i enjoyed ithe was completely mental though
>>222571106I read it and realized Elliot wasn't just "an incel", he was deeply mentally ill. He wasn't just some normal guy that got blackpilled, he was way off the deep end, probably schizophrenic
>>222571095They can make future plans and have retrospective analysis, reckon that's whst this fella is doing
Got spotstein coming up right on my lip so it's irritating to move my mouth in any way at all. Luckily I don't smile much but imagine if I did.
you’re gonna build beansie a ramp
>>222570915they ghosted me insteador only msg when wanting something like bad bunny tickets
>>222571075
>>222570772OOF
>>222571075>>222571150they're obviously intelligent beingsget them enslaved and put to work
>>222571084Raped that cunt
>>222571172
>>222570624it me
>>222571172he looks like a mammoth :)
nth for the holodem
Would quite like to suck a fart from Emma Watson's ass myself.
Going to go over to reddit and get them all riled up with fake stories about people taking their dogs for walk and melting their paws into jelly
this slot loves the 2 bonus symbol tease it takes the piss
>>222570737Ghana last night every time England went near them
>>222571185I was shocked that was not a penis
Might have to skip both the morning matches, it's very difficult to sleep in the heat and sunlight
>>222571185
>>222571219love this webm
>>222571075>>222571150it's honestly uncanny how human-like they are
>>222571227OK Kurt Russell
>>222571219
Also, I don't think Emma Watson has hit the wall. I think she's aging beautifully.
>>222571075even better that he just had a fight with his wife before this
>>222571244
>>222571265Stay cool lads
>>222571279
going is a funny looking wordgoing going going
>>222571290
>>222571303scream
>>222571303dey are so wise
75% of /brit/ would have got it into the back of the netghanian black magic curses really do work
>6am
so
Booked a holiday to Sicily in September last night, don't really know what one does in Sicily but I'm going to say ciao a lot and ride on a vespa like that Eddie Izzard comedy bit.
>>222571244Dumb archosaur
>>222571321
feel like shit might try a new thing i just thought of. the bread and water diet. maybe a multivitamin a day to prevent scurvy.
>>222571365try turning the water into wine too
>>222571359One day the archosaurs will get you for your slanderous PR campaign against them
>>222571381funny critter
a woman ran past me and she had those white see through trousers on and a thong underneath it was so sick bro
>>222571377bro thinks he tiramisu
Muhahaha
>>222571395what were you doing at this time you bent freak
ghana really missed a chance here
going to bed
>>222571170>>222571236blacks hate the comparison because they know they'd be replaced in the service industry overnight if it was allowed
>>222571422This could be offensive to some people. I live in Bristol by the way if that matters
>>222571414Illegal anti archosaur weaponry
>>222571434it does :)
in sainsburys farting
where is rorke
not afraid to tell you that i barely slept last night
hey, what about fuzzy wuzzy?
>>222571474:3
>>222571347why not? Time is irrelevant where he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2TfQsSA7Q
>>222571381Delete this slanderous webm, they have already tried and failed>>222571443Mamalian tail bones are our birthright
>>222571416just walking down the street
>>222571479
>>222571511pussy lips on the neck
hate how social media has these algorithms to determine what you want to see. now all i get is football because it was on last night. i don't want to see every person's opinion of every football related event forever just because yesterday i wanted to see what people were saying about one football match
>>222571477Same, I'm cooked in more ways than 1
my life a biography
>>222571539He has a right to BEAR arms LOL !!
>>222571523oh, there he is, the bugger!
>>222570999
mental how there's literally no reason to fuck pooey arses or vice versa as a gay man but gays do it as a default
Cheers people of Makersfield. You've just lined up the UK to drop £200bn giving ILR to people fresh off the boat to deliver slop on the mopedFucking ridiculous
>>222571477i used the gift of alcohol to help me fall into the loving arms of sleep
>>222571537Roastie birdie>>222571539Scariest mofo ITT
the watch
>>222571468he just got a new buzz
sir cordy ceps
>>222571565>talk to my ass!>>222571575GIWTWM
>>222571546i usually get oriental ladies in their underwear
>>222571600how old are you?
>>222571609blud got the ltg cut
heavenly Garuda challenge: write a sequel to The Descent that actually makes sense and is scary
>>222571600Never mind, a man just appeared in the vid, turned it off >>22257162338 why?
Tim Byrne will be a major Hollywood star in 10 years lads, he's just been going through a rough patch for a while as we all do
> Andy Burnham’s advisers back scrapping pension triple lockIt’s happening!!!!!!!!!
>>222571575*makes wet bear noises*
>>222571644he already stole a scene from Meryl Streep
Britain cries out for Socialism
messicans
>>222571641acting like you're underage spamming everything you're doing here like it's social media
>>222571609>>222571624Scr
>>222571666scm
>>222571665giwtwm
>>222571665How do I make sure this happens to me when I'm fat and old?
>>2225716674chan is social media tho
>>222571667>everythingThat was literally the first post I made today little boy.
might run for PM
I want to smell Emma Watson's stinky farts.
>>222571660Lovely ginger bear
>>222571691be white and exist around brown women
What good is even public discourse when a man can't draw his Mauser?
Might just sit here at my computer not doing any work and getting increasingly hot and sweaty
>>222571477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymN1TRQtmas
>Alexandra Walker and Harrison Simpson have both been arrested Rorke gone all quiet, not gonna riot for this little angel rorke? Why’s that
>>222571666Right well it isn't the sixth heatwave in 12 months is it
>>222571665Mwad
Should invent houses with movable foundations so you can just press a button and your house lifts up to cool it down during heatwaves.
>>222571727i didn't Mr. Lemon sir
I actually hate it lads, I tried to buy some portable air con and it’s all sold out. I just despise the sun, I hate the heat. I hate summer more than anything. Awful fucking time is the year only enjoyed normiid scum. I want eternal winter
>>222571728>Harrison Simpsonbet his dad wasn't even called Henry
>>222571728i didn't want to know this happened :(
>>222571728Your first thought when seeing this was to troll on here? Really pathetic behaviour mate, grow the fuck up.
Ok I will leave it on the shelf!!
Vhenever I heah da wohd culchah, I theenk of the pistol cleeng, ja?
>>222571728:(
>>222571728why post this
>>222571747pistachio is my favourite flavour :)
>>222571756it heckin owns rorke that's why!!
Air con is on
>>222571744Trolling how? If she’d been killed by black or brown people you’d be going nuts now you don’t seem too bothered
>>222571584remember when rorke insisted makersfield would be a restore sweep because his twitter feed told him so lmao
>>222571756none of the words mean anything to him except outside of his little 4chan fantasy world that he lives in
lol seems right wingers don’t like it when you call out their hypocrisy
it's time>>222570647>>222570647>>222570647
>>222571728>Both have been arrested>WhiteWhat would there be to riot over? Regardless of immigration policy this would have happened, and unlike if it was a brown "person" justice has actually been served. You obviously just really don't understand what it is we are fed up with do you?
>>222571747Repulsive and utterly degenerate
