any Aryan Socialist beasts in?

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america spared
it not fair

The air conditioning climate management system is on. The toes are a little chilly. The /brit/cels are slowly poaching in their own sweat. Cozy.

Whereas modern scientists study the origins of the apes to uncover clues about humanity, medieval theologians investigated angels
mad how much stupider we have got since the medievals

shockingly early

PMQs today so we can watch that

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poor lad must be traumatised

Climate? Controlled. Temperature? 16c.will piss in bottles all day to avoid living my air-conditioned suite.

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<--- this is my face when no gf

Right well its warm

>>222571846
this should be legal ok

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Egg chicken thigh onion garlic salt
Lush

>>222571853
Get the air conditioning on lad. Sweet 16c. Got my jumper on here, already 30 outside.

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>>222570647

>>222571846
guaranteed the only person who was pissed off at this was a 40 year old woman

got the windows open to keep nice and cool

all that stuff about keeping the windows closed to "keep hot air out" is woke nonsense. Open window = nice and cool

The planet can be saved over winter. For now, I air-condition.

Burnham nutted in Makerfield then fucked off like a one night stand

*janice joplin voice*
rape another little piece of my arse now, baby

Business idea: pudding made of poo called pooding

>>222571728
>Both have been arrested
>Both White
What would there be to riot over? Regardless of immigration policy this would have happened, and unlike if it was a brown "person" justice has actually been served. You obviously just really don't understand what it is we are fed up with do you?

>>222571883
usually in these cases it's the lad's mum who goes mental once she finds out

yeah i protested about the paki grooming gangs etc but i won't be a hypocrite and turn a blind eye when it's a white person ,even though i don't think there should be a protest i'm still not gonna say shit like WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS

>>222571904
In the yank teacher cases it's usually a jealous female classmate.

>>222571898
Posted it again award

>>222571915
real

>>222571885
With an air conditioner, it sucks the grotty air out at high speeds whilst refrigerating your room of choice. Miracle really.

aurrr naurrr a fit lass groped me and now i have a boner i am furious!!!!

>>222571918
Posts made after the new is posted don't count

lovely little episode of frasier on channel 4

Had the air con on all day yesterday. Switched off at 1am. I actually miss the background noise of the air con. The whirring is comforting.

>>222571943
quite stylish

>>222571868
Bet your farts are rancid

>>222571925
you can get the same results with a dehumidifier

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spoiler: she keeps the house

thanks for, like, renovating it or whatever though I just don't think we're a good fit anymore, 'kay? um have a nice life bye

>>222571943
>watching adverts in 2026

40 year old milfs taking the vitality of young boys
it not right

i simply closed the drapes and my flat has been no higher than 20 degrees

>>222571943
honestly mad that they still air that along with everyone loves raymond

Want the fan in the home office but the gf is still signed off work from appendix removal and has laid claim to the fan in bed. There's another fan but it's in the loft and fuuuuuck that

>>222571846
groped as in his cock or just his chest
big difference desu
and if it's a mixed sauna were they both naked?

>>222572004
she forcibly splattered his cum all over the hot sauna coals it was positively satanic and evil

>>222571945
It is. What proportion of British homes lack some form of air conditioning? Seems mental to me that such a modern country would consider it a luxury

>>222571985
Simply not true. Dehumidifier spits hot air out the top.

>>222572014
in the article it explains she "groped his genitals with a lustful spirit"

>>222572015
it not right

>>222572000
Incels most affected

>>222571985
Might feel like a degree or two drop but it's just humidity. My room is actually cold. No sweating for me!

hi lads, are parties based in England like the Conservatives and Labour and that allowed to stand in Northern Ireland or are they not allowed? cos Northern Ireland has a bunch of unique parties and parties which it shares with Republic of Ireland like Sinn Fein and that.
cheers,
question nigga

>>222572009
Robert Barone is literally me btw

>>222572007
Black Saddam Hussain Osama

sat in front of my laptop in my bedroom with my dressing gown open

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nth for the gyaldem

>>222572049
Me on the right

>>222572007
Would this man have got elected in 2008?

>>222572055
and your penis hanging out? x

>>222572067
yh

Did England really go nil-nil against Ghana last night with like one shot on goal or was it a bad dream?

>>222572067
my penis doesn't really hang haha, just rests on my groin like a little mushroom :/

>changed the production database password to blackpussychangedrorke1433
>never thought anyone else used it
>manager is asking me why he can't access it
What the fuck do I do

giving the cat something to think about

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Dysgenic lot they are

>>222572013
Lying in bed in this weather the poor soul, reckon it's cooler in the loft

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>>222572075

>>222572091
he's alright but I forgot his name

need to leave the house in 20 minutes but I'm stuck on the toilet. one of them poos where you squeeze out a big log and then it's just an avalanche of mush afterwards that had clearly been bubbling away in the heat trapped behind that shit cork.

>>222572033
so they were both naked? phoahh i'd be semi erect being naked around a woman ngl

>>222572084
Change the password again you plum

>>222572031
Practically zero come with a fitted system. It's a big luxury item. People in Britain don't consider it necessary, think it's too expensive, don't understand the benefits of being able to control your climate. There's a slow acceptance happening since we're getting much hotter summers. People think it's only a few weeks, sure it is. But those few weeks you're sweating your bollocks off, getting dehydrated, productivity is shit, sleep is shit. For 300 quid you get a good portable system. Get 3 of them and the house will be cool. I step out my room and feel what people feel for a few weeks on end. And it's grim.

>>222572084
change the password again to something less neeky

>>222572110
ok

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>>222572107

>>222572000
Should've ringed and fleeced her lad

>>222572093
hot air rises though so if anything the loft would be warmer than downstairs

curiously though if you keep going up it gets colder like on top of mountains etc. Dunno what's going on there.

>>222572103
It just kept happening. Swear they were missing on purpose.

Geronticide now. Kiss your nan goodbye.

need to wash up

wish I could wank but I can't because of my infected willy

>>222572109
I had one of them yesterday, was extremely grim. Sometimes you just have to call it a day and accept you'll need another visit in a little while

sir infected willy

>>222572110
generally people are nude in the sauna though it's not uncommon for lads who are a bit shy about their willy to keep their swimming shorts on

Mental how terrible Brexit has been

>>222572106
Rob something innit

>>222572107
How much per hour?

>>222572127
Something to do with atmosphere (by joy division) innit

>>222572091
dysgenic =/= superficially unattractive you female brained homofascist

was gonna remove the sound from this and post it here but it's no good without sound

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782287547182552.mp4

>>222572146
EU is becoming based, they said they're going to do mass deportations. Reckon we rejoin then leave after the deed is done.

>>222572151
If you can afford it you don't want it

>>222572147
ah yeah Rob Beckett. teeth man

>>222572162
haha

>>222572033
Where was her husband in all this

turning into green goop

>>222572162
scream

honestly would let a woman do what she wanted to me unless it resulted in permanent damage or death
if a woman groped me I would literally let it happen

btw try to resist the urge of npcdom and don't reply with a 'don't have to worry about that anyway lad' or some variety of that

>>222572091
Guarantee this guy is Irish diaspora

Sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes in this heat is bound to give you haemorrhoids so just end it after 5 minutes even if the job isn't done ok

>>222572176
probably wanking to it

>>222572162
i actually joined in and did the gay porn dance

houses outside have their blinds / curtains closed
me? I'm rawdogging this shit nigga cos I have balls

>>222572162
you might be braindead

absolute mountain of poo piled up high above the water line beneath me right now and I can still feel there's more in there. don't know why my body stores up poop tbqh.

>>222572013
Mate. I know you don't want to hear this but you've got to break up with your girlfriend. A person's "soul" is stored in their appendix. Once their appendix is gone they're no use to anyone. Also you need to buy a Dyson Hot+Cool Air Purifier and support British Industry.

>>222572181
don't have to worry about tha-
*looks down*
ah.. okay

>>222572181
if a woman shat on me on the tube and the police tried to elicit a statement from me i would say it was my own

/brit/ synchronised gay porn dance for a gay porn world, lets go

>>222572200
They're air conditioned chads whilst you're a sweaty little gammon.

>>222572185
>surname is Beckett
No mate, this one's ours

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favourite knot?

Might spread my cheeks in front of the air con unit, reckon rectumberg needs a bit of conditioning.

Reminder that Irish people are genetically identical to us

>>222572193
Already got the 'roids. There's blood on the toilet roll every time I wipe

>>222572103
The best finisher in the world supposedly

>>222572218
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, singing "ayo, gott"-- ah fuck I just twisted my back

Honestly might invest in an AC, I can afford it easily so why not.

>>222572207
Ok thanks lad, just fucking booted her out the front door and now she's crying on the drive. Not having any soulless runts in my house. Do you think it's ok to let her have her car keys so she can fuck off somewhere else? Worried about the attention she's going to bring from making all this racket.

Dyson fan ordered on Amazon prime

>>222572221
His mammy's name is O'Donegal. He's a son of Éire.

>>222572233
Psychologically they couldn't be more different though, years of being under the thumb of the English has caused them to internalise a slave morality

>>222572229
You've got clove hutch twice

>write response in tinder
>hit send
>immediately regret it

business idea: chad reviews your tinder messages so you don't look like a virgin freak

used to play the misty mountains theme to the hobbit every day in 2013

watching police body cams again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw-ufkQEuU4

>>222572229
nigga do we seem like scouts to you

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>A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City....

>>222572233
Their genes are mixed into the majority of English people. Some areas you can tell they're not part of the gene pool like parts of Kent, Norfolk and Cumbria. You can tell those are quite genetically different. But the rest of england is generally very much mixed in with Irish genes.

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>>222572291
ah yes very British culture

>>222572260
Good lad. Yes give her the car you need to start a new life without her pronto.
>Dyson fan ordered on Amazon prime
Good lad GOOD lad.

>>222572276
Bet you sent some goofy ahh shit

>>222572303
You're talking utter shite, sorry. We're genetically identical. There is no such thing as Irish genes as distinguishable from English genes.

>>222572263
The English are a slave race. We've been over this. You'll sit there and watch your nation brown over while your freedoms are stolen from you and you'll do nowt but clap to the football.

>>222572276
The consensus is that it doesn't really matter what you say if you're attractive and she's into you.

>>222572276
Just use ChatGPT and get off Tinder. You're a Hinge man.

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>>222572305

posts are getting very heatherfungusy in this thread, pack it in

hate people who use Amazon with a passion, it's like you want to be Yankified cocksucking goycattle

Dreamt last night that ghana beat england 2 - 0 and one of the goals the entire england team was facing their own goal like the blair withc project so they couldnt defend

>>222572291
Why would this lead to a sacking?

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>>222572331
>Hey! I'm Anon. I'm a mix of ambitious and laid-back—equally happy exploring a new city, trying a great restaurant, or having a laugh over terrible memes. Your profile caught my eye because you seem fun and easy to talk to. What's something you're really into lately that most people wouldn't guess about you?

the rizz

>>222572350
abebooks enjoyer myself

>>222572333
this is AI isn't it, I saw another webbem just like this one, I love naked women though so not complaining

>>222572357
Perfect

>>222572352
your dreams sound hellish and beyond this world

>>222572357
why do AIs love the em dash so much?

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I don't see where I'm going wrong. I'm not cut out for this.

>>222572291
she needs it as a pasta strainer

>>222572383
Roar

>>222572162
pnr

>>222572352
had a dream I was getting off with a girl but I had a mouthful of beef mince that I had to hide from her

>>222572379
it's great, makes spotting ai retards easier

>>222572354
Emptying an entire bin on to the street and stealing it isnt really a good luck for executive is it or a company trying a maintain a façade of deceny

>>222572383
s

>>222572315
Ok thanks for the advice. She's driven off somewhere, could still her whimpering up the road but it's nice and quiet now. She said something about getting her share of the house but I don't really think I have to worry about that. What a load off my chest.

>>222572357
/brit/ pros will remember when AI suggested to a lad to talk about how "this cake looks dangerous"

>>222572379
UMdash x

lad said façade

>>222572383
Fake but jesus

>>222572229
handcuff knot ;)

>>222571868
Bizarre meal

learning music theory today to pretend I'm smart

>>222572357
Tell me your age and personal details anon

horny for milfs now ffs

Had a dream I was tied to my bed and Nick Grimshaw was in the corner of my room smiling like off that horror film Smile

>>222572403
good post x

>>222572383
growling

Watching kpop demon hunters

chatbot screenshots are always so entertaining

>>222572000
I think he broke up with her
She paid him off for the house at least so it's not a complete loss

i just wank to porn, don't bother with tinder and that

my sister says she finds men with muscular upper bodies but with subtle love handles attractive
make of that what you will

>>222572453
goy

>>222572229
Would unironically like a book on knots

I once burped in a girls mouth while kissing her. We did not see eachother again

>>222572445
why it looks like a kids film

We need a European National Socialist Revolution against ZOG.

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A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of rorkeism.

>>222572007
Balack Oldbama

>>222572291
sports are for retards. I don't know how any sensible person could give a shit about teams of foreign strangers kicking a ball, let alone make it their whole life

>>222572436
that would genuinely be a terrifying nightmare lol

>>222572000
>and there's a surprising plan for who gets to keep the mansion
Cage fight?

>>222572383
I think it's when you say to her "gotta watch out", when she is a pro and you have never tried that fire thing. Comes across as you (with no experience) telling her (lots of experience) what to do

*does the goy dance*

>>222572466
Bored. They just defeated some demons while singing a kpop song

>>222572463
you're right, i'm not jewish

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>>222572464
Here is a picture of RD Laing reading the Ashley Book of Knots that I have saved (can't remember why) maybe try looking that one up?

>>222572452
probably but you have to understand that there's always an agenda when I make these posts, something which mirrors my own insidious beliefs about people or society. If the headline can be twisted to make the point I want to make, I'll deliberately misconstrue the story in order to get my point across. Occasionally I'll even edit the HTML itself.

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>>222572146
>Mental how terrible Brexit has been
literally none of the bad things Remainers said would happen have happened and many good things have happened

>>222572162
Made that policeman got 50years and lost everything

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>>222572383
>Well I do know an awful lot about dinosaurs

>>222572457
she fit?

>>222572507
rorke jumping and fist bumping the air in ecstacy that tampons are now 5% cheaper due to Brexit

>>222572499
Thats a BIG book thought there was like 5 knots max

rorke with a stomach ulcer:
>does anyone have some gaviscon?

>>222572513
yh

>>222572507
i see why leftypol hates AI. cuts right through his bullshit

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Incredible things happening on twitch

>>222572525
Good post

>>222572527
oh no there's all sorts of knots mate, all sorts
just give "dog knot" a google if you want your mind blown

>>222572527
638 pages on the internet archive lol fucking hell

any Powerful Individuals in?

>>222572532
Sir Xavi Isco

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so that's me reading about knots then

>>222572537
her phone number if you please?

>>222572579
change every knot in this passage to knob lol and then read it

>>222572579
haha

Saw a young lad dressed all up in punk regalia at tesco the other day. Orange mohawk, ripped jeans, black leather jacket. The whole shebang, must have been about 19. Fair play for wearing his costume but it was fucking hot, must have been absolutely sweltering sitting there drinking his warm beer and smoking his rollie. Has to be somewhere better to get up to such nonsense.

>>222572598
check your dms x

my swc is pathetic

any Brahms man in

>>222572542
this actually looks quite credible

>>222572539
love love LOVE this logic and will be repeating this to any leftist that stands in my way

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love love LOVE this logic and will be repeating this to any leftist that stands in my way

>>222572622
ktim but brown

>>222572612
Leftypol try hard vs the rorke skinhead Fred Perry polo. Ones on these is prepared for a fight on a hot day. Definitely not the ponce.

Asking AI to explain things to you is spiritually brown.

>>222572626
he's quite hard to get into tb.h

rorke's gone feral

AI will just tell you want you want to hear if you frame the question right.

>>222572670
Pretty clear that I'm the one explaining things to ai, therefore I'm very white
>>222572658

mums friends are round now with their bikins on ffs

>>222572291
https://youtube.com/shorts/etuC_wJIxno

New York was wild after the Knicks won

>>222572693
lil fodey

leftypol claim: we hate AI because it's polluting the BAME water supply!
leftypol reality: we hate AI because it's a truth seeking machine that defies our doctrine..

>>222572699
Hello mami

>>222572703
Right well take them off then.

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care to explain yourself, rorke?

is ti too early to cook my tea and start drinking?

>>222572703
are they adequately protected from UV radiation? get the suncream rubbed on their tits Rorke

>>222572699
oh...
oh my...

>>222572723
Oh fuck they found my tunnels

>>222572723
Leaving the peons alone with their thoughts for the first time with no work to distract them mentally broke a lot of people

imagine if the moon disappeated. it would be day time all the time. mental.

Got badminton lessons tomorrow

>>222572699
She’s probably average in her country. Why are most British women mid

>>222572732
I actually rubbed suncream on one of my mums mates when we were on holiday when I was 19 (everyone else was still in their room). Hesitated a bit when I got to her lower bum area and she just said 'come on anon, my bum burns too' and I legitimately almost jizzed in my pants while applying it
true story

>>222572703
Increase airflow by opening all doors and windows, those frustrated hags are likely too hot. Just hope they don't peak on you lying on your bed

last episodes of classroom of the elite and otagal today

>>222572783
um hot

>>222572699
corr

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I'd shag Emma Watson up the poo hole.

>>222572767
British woman are beautiful angels, be quiet

>>222572784
English invention*
Correct that freak.

>>222572783
you've told this story before

>>222572825
Might have been when I was drunk, often hornypost here when poosteamed

>>222572815
You are British you absolute retard. Much of the industrial revolution came from Wales and Scotland anyway

>>222572834
was she fit
did your willy get hard

Alright everyone time to start laying eggs. Get off your cloacas you lazy bunch of hens.

>>222572841
hi bruh :)

>>222572840
scotland maybe but wales? lol absolutely not

>>222572850
cant lay eggs me

yes nigga i'm black

>>222572840
Rattled celt detected. You're English mate just accept it.

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>>222572853
How are you this much of a retard? Seriously?

>>222572843
Yeah, she reminds me a bit of Moira Dingle off Emmerdale and yes my cock was hard as a rock (was a virgin at the time) and my precum was like a tap on a low setting haha

>>222572870
hot af
what happened after it, did she talk to you or bring it up again

>>222572859
*adjusts your biology and attitude*

Sure you can :)

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>>222572874

>>222572869
so literally just a bit of copper production then. wow, thanks wales lol

>>222572840
Scots when a Scot invented something: Och that's as Scottish as Willie Wallace
Scots when an Englishman invented something: Och that's nae English it's BRITISH it's almost like I invented it myself

don't click that it's interracial pornography

Brit is full of more runts than ever what happened

>>222572867
We're English-speaking Britons from the island nation of Great Britain. Nobody is a "celt" or "anglo saxon" today. It's all separatist roleplay. Bunch of twats pretending to be medieval warriors because you want to feel special

>>222572910
You're taking this very hard fellow Anglo

i think chatbots just agree with whatever you think

>>222572907
*rapes your arse at 999999999mph*

>>222572888
>so literally just a bit of copper production then
almost all the copper used by the British Empire. did you get homeschooled or something? No excuse for being such a pathetic ignorant mong all your life

>>222572903
You are right. I have deleted it. My aPOOlogies.

>>222572879
Once texted her when drunk at 1 in the morning once and mentioned that she was beautiful and she gave me the whole 'look anon you're a nice lad and that but etc etc.
Well fast forward almost a decade later and I'm now bigger due to years of gym and have a gf and at a part she kept mentioning how 'well put together' I was now.

>You're not English
>English people don't even exist
>I'm Welsh btw
Welshmong on one today. Mental how we fund his anti-English screeds through PIP.

>>222572938
corr

My first mod!!!

This mod changes Haley's sprites (all seasons) and portraits (all seasons) into a CUTE goblin girl.

>>222572938
*at a party

NEED a mentally disadvantaged gf

They wouldn't even let me in to the pink pony club

>>222572942
Why are you inventing a fictional conversation in your head? Fucking retard has lost the plot

I'm British, you're British. Welsh and English mean literally nothing. It's medieval roleplay for retards like you

>>222572934
copper production in mines owned by england and using technology developed by english people

or are you saying Congo and Ghana are titans of industry controlling global trade due to the lithium mines in their countries?

>>222572938
Get her shagged

>>222572958
why not baby

>>222572826
Ohh i dont think so thanks