the joker strikes again edition
might move to utah
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
>>222574237mate that's fucking hot and i don't like it
>>222574237link to uncensored?
>>222574252grow up
>>222574237Blimey, bit warm for this isn't it?
>>222574264:(
>From October 2027, Qantas will operate daily non-stop flights between Sydney and London, with tickets going on sale in February 2027.>20 hoursthe wokes lost
>>222574195you're dreaming of big brown african logs mate reckon its pretty obvious whats going on there
>>222574216I remember Bill Burr talking about a dream he'd had on his podcast and I immediately knew what it represented. He was on a plane and his seat was facing the opposite way to everyone else's. It represents his career as a stand up, right? Because when he's on stage he's facing one way and everyone else in the venue faces the other way, and there's a chance it could crash and burn.
>>222574237who's that then?
>>222574252>The physical version of Grand Theft Auto VI, containing a download code inside the box
>>222574303maybe it was justa nice dream about a plane
>>222574278fuck me i'd rather have a layover in some arab shithole than 20 hours straight flying
>>222574252how much then can see this being £100 easily they know mongs will pay up
>>222574217I am now a heavy equipment operator and I hate it fuck this shit it's not fun being yelled at and having a bad back
>>222574278Unironically going to fly over the north pole too. Unusual route but avoids the headfuck of the middle east and russia.
>>222574303i chatted with bill burr over a few emails he was a really decent fella
>>222574336wont the plane freeze and that
>>222574336north pole plane crash would be kino
Right well that's flat Earth confirmed isn't it and it's not even lunch time yet
Never ever work. Never get a job.
lads the jump start pack i bought didn't work. just started a return on amazon. i'm gonna buy cables and just go round knocking on doors until i find someone with a car who can help me.
calling in to show my appreciation for the babestation beauties
shrimp on the barbie
dingo ate my baby
>>222574347>>222574350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUAczAu4S-gCold at 30,000 feet no matter where you are.
>>222574364>>222574370Stop it.
>>222574355some kids knocked on my door the other day and asked if they could wash my car
>>222574355Nightmare. I wonder if you could call a taxi service that'd help. They must have starter cables and you can pay them to pop round.
going to take the dog with me to the jurassic coast in september
>>222574311Genuinely amazing how they manage to stay up right in such bizarre positions. Need to get me some of this fentanyl stuff, looks like a good time.
My dad is now 60 and has no issue using new technology, think old people who are incompetent are just mentally lazy and arrogant.
>>222574364>>222574370Not funny
what are you doing, step rorke?
nigga thinks it’s impressive that his old ass dad can connect to the wifi by himself
Haven't pre-ordered a game since I was like 15 or something but I'm 100% shagging that GTA6 ultimate pre-order as soon as it goes liveAnyone know which UK retailers will do it?
>>222574397aw yeh strewth m8 fair dinkum cobba bladdy sheilas true blue fuck a kangeroo
Rorke SHOCKED his dad (who has been using a computer before he was born) can send an email.
>>222574396always nice meeting an old person that somehow managed to dodge the decades of lead poisoning-induced cognitive decline
Might move to one of those empty US states like Wyoming or Montana. Why are they so empty?
>>22257427820 hours on a plane sounds like pure misery I had to do an 8.5 hour flight recently and was already going stir crazy
>>222574411grow up
>>222574411No, the entire point of my post is that it shouldn't be impress. This is just another post in the long line of /brit/ posts desperate to turn any post into a 'did bro finna just naaaah'.
>>222574396Auld fella is probably more competent at using technology than the average zoomer
bottleomenulog
why would you pre-order a digital download of a game? How does that work? Wasn't pre-order supposed to be a reservation of a physical copy on release night when you went in to a shop? State of the modern gamer...
>>222574374that is very cool
found some muslim on youtube who goes around harassing jews with hundreds of thousands of views.fucking hate them so much
>>222574442magnums are shite.
>>222574419GAME
>>222574445done that uppity little mong
bit of a weird trend of zoomers infantilising themselves on the internet in the face of millennials despite only being like 5 years younger.
>>222574462you're off your fucking head you feast swill chowing lunatic
First and probably only wuppa of the day garn down the hatch x
>>222574474feasts are even more shite
>>222574422Don't make me ask my Aboriginal mate to call upon the Dreamtime spirits to curse the 'Three Lions' champ
>>222574473>zoomers infantilising themselves on the internet in the face of millennialsCan you give an example of this?
>>222574462you're mental
>>222574475grow up mate
Grown-ass 30-something men preordering their shootey bang bang vroom vroom little video games.
>>222574459patriot
>>222574472Didn’t ask for backup fuck off
>>222574453its so you can start the 150gig download before release day so you can actually play on the day lmaobut yeah even more idiotic than when you were actually getting a physical item
saw a gay porn video where the guy shags his arse
>>222574480still dont understand what dreamtime/lines are
>>222574320>>222574431i was sat on one for over 17 with a delay and probably wouldn't recommend that
>>222574442if you're the sort of cunt whod rather have a fab than a solero then you probably deserve to be launched into the sun
>>222574427Dunno but Wyoming looks fantastic. They livestream a rodeo from Jackson Hole and I'm always chuffed if I catch it.
Feel a bit down because I haven't had the same experiences (a group of friends, girlfriends, travelling, university, a career) that others my age have had
>>222574481Every engagement and discussion online, every podcast and every argument on this website. 25 year old zaydon still saying lil bro and for real and uncs, passing it off as ironic but really I think they feel a bit threatened
>>222574453It comes as a code in a box, which I want so I can keep it on my shelf>>222574465Thought they all closed?
>>222574462Too expensive for you probably. Bet you nosh up shitty little choc ices by the dozen
>>222574494yeah, tell him boss!
>>222574493leb?
>>222574494You will not get away with this.
>>222574521nope, they're awful as well.
>>222574494done that chowderhead
30 going to hit young zoomies HARD
bit too hot
>>222574520>Thought they all closed?don't know what you're talking about I was just categorising your postIDLE CHITCHAT
any fanny hill by fanny men in?>>222574516screaming this is me except i'm in my late 30s and never had sex or a gf or any of that shit so i'm basically like 13 years old really. but becauset that would be a bit weird i'll accept a 16 year old who also looking for their first romantic and sexual partner
>>222574504abbos go for a walk but it's somehow more mystical when they do it
got a heavy delivery coming later but i want to have a beer
grown men talking about ice cream like actual childrennot but sugary slop for runts
>>222574541why is all renewable technology so fucking shit and unreliable ffs
>>222574442>Magnum: middle class>Fab: scum tier runt class>Solero: upper class>Twister: unites the classes>Feast: lower middleAbout right?
>>222574551ah yes, rorke
Time to start considering lunch really. Ought to have noodles but can't be bothered to cook anything so looking more likely to just be some sort of sandwich scenario
>>222574559mum coming round?
>>222574559That first sip will just taste all the sweeter when it's done lad x
>>222574541Well right rorke that's it isn't it? a small percentage of solar panels have overheated on a record breaking day so we should just destroy them all and fire up every coal and gas plant in the country and make future summers even hotter.Sure the facebook gammons will love this
>>222574355that's what you get for buying chink shit
>>222574504>>222574555Dreamtime = spirit worldSonglines = ancient stories I know Engloids don't have history like this so it can be hard to relate
>>222574580grow up mate
>>222574573i had four cheese sandwiches for lunch
>>222574529i know sun is finally setting on your pathetic, inbred, evil excuse for an ethnoreligious group but you don't have to take it out on me (100% white btw)
>>222574580you need help adam
>>222574564ts is not tuff unc
Mum has sorted lunch
>>222574574
>solar energy prevents damage to the ozone layer>solar panels are more effective with a weakened ozone layerthe paradox of solar power leftypol genuinely doesn't want to discuss
>>222574252>>The physical version of Grand Theft Auto VI, containing a download code inside the boxshit sucks so much manown all the gta boxes and knowing the game disc is useless is so disappointing San Andreas box and manual was so goated. Great now the san andreas theme tune is playing manually in my head. GTAs are the only games I bothered 100%ing
>>222574583people itt will mock the abbos for this but their celtic ancestors had the same thing
>>222574573>Ought to have noodles but can't be bothered to cook anythingFucking hilarious that you think a pot noodle counts as cooking
>>222574574him? done
>>222574583And where do the "lines" come into this|?
>>222574504think it's where they can go places in their dreams and later when they go there in reality they know where everything is
>>222574442twister for me then solerothen magnum then fabthen feast
>>222574583pre british australian culture was literally scratching sticks in the dirt aimlessly, they were practically chimpanzees
>>222574583yeah we had books and numbers and agriculture instead of getting wankered and ambling around
>>222574580You've been done. Dismantle all that woke nonsense
GTA VI will bomb hard, rockstar well overdue
>>222574606There are other kinds of noodles believe it or not
>>222574605Yeah, thousands of years ago. I also once shit my nappy but I'm still going to mock an adult for shitting his pants.
>>222574603Blud so old he can remember the San Andreas box talking like he's 20 bruhhhh
>>222574635yes. they went woke
>>222574541my neighbour has solar panels
>>222574646BRUH
>>222574635it will be shit but no way it will actually bomb. will probably be like star wars the force awakens, makes a shit load of money but exposes the creators as complete frauds once the hype wears off
>>222574637Shin ramen doesn't count either you mug
Mental how brits are scared to come down under cause of spiders while they’ve got 7ft Somalian lads walking around a meat cleavers on every corner
Still got my Max Payne 2 box. Now that was a work of art.
well i dont believe it so fuck you
>>222574667it was just a black and white drawing of max you gimp
>>222574662Nobody said it did. You're arguing with a figment of your imagination.
>>222574541Makes them like 1% less efficient or something
>>222574606Amazingly stupid assumption, not had a pot noodle at least twenty years you lazy fat stupid cunt
>>222574674Untrue it was art
>>222574583ohhhhhh the "aboriginals" just stole the culture of Cornish settlersgotcha
>>222574666mogged by 20ft salties
>>222574682the pattern my spunk made on your mums face was art
kind of metal that we all used to be babies once with nary a thought in our heads
if you think about it, mark carney is basically a neo-liberal salazar
>>222574666you can see the somalian unlike the spider
GTA4 was fucking shit
>>222574681You seem awfully rattled for a man not having pot noodle for lunch?
>>222574627>>222574628>>222574684show a bit of respect to elders past, present and emerging you racist dogs
>>222574603>game manualsit's been 1,000,000 years
>>>/gif/30827287>>>/gif/30827287>>>/gif/30827287new
>>222574667bought that from a charity shop years ago
>>222574693the good ol' days haha
mum watching a compilation on youtube called George Michael Moments For When You Miss Him and getting teary eyed
>>222574693bet i was such a little mong
>>222574627Yank levels of ignorance happening here lad, no reason to be uninformed when you’ve got the internet
>>222574712no you didnt
>>222574252Thinking of all the people who will miss GTA6 and grieving
Bradfield Road from Edge Lane, 1900s and 2026
>>222574666screng
>>222574700*GTA5
>>222574700Had the best physics tho
nth for the baddiedem
>>222574700zoomer alarm going mental
>>222574693back when you could poo at your leisure and it was acceptable. really the only time a man is truly free
>>222574725that's literally the same but with no cars or bins
Flipping through it right now. San Andreas City Guides. Hardback. 79 pages. Shit's still sweet.
>>222574666>7ft Somalian ladsSomalians are notoriously short and emaciated they just have zero inhibitions which is what makes them dangerous
>>222574741how old are you?
people drive like even bigger twats in this weather
Flipping through it right now. Razzle 1999 Wife Guides. Hardback. 79 pages. Shit's still sweet.
>>222574762Never met one lad. It’s like how medieval monks would paint elephants and their proportions are all wrong.
>>222574762Just another example of rorke being a cuckold who assumes blacks are physically superior
>>222574755>Flipping through it right now. San Andreas City Guides. Hardback. 79 pages. Shit's still sweet.
most chopped unc award
krauts get this and we don't
sucking hard boiled eggs up into my bumhole, mashing them up then pooing them out again
Welcome to San Andreas. Oh shit the pull out map. Love this shit.
>>222574310*ruffles her hair*
Rorke built GTA.Leftypol will kill it.
air con in my car doesnt work. quite hellish
GTA3. Now this was the shit in uni.
Pouring chlorine in the gene pool
Not being a contrarian when I say this but every GTA is shit. Even Vice City.
GTA Chinatown on the psp. Wasn’t so sweet
>>222574838says who
>>222574838s
>>222574825Man I thought I was old and I got that for my 11th birthday
Somebody is being rude to me in my /gif/ thread :/
>>222574847`the woke`
The Ku Klux Klan actually tried to stop several lynchings
might watch a vintage porno
nitter.net/Rightanglenews/status/2069570189352431963Rorke is a laughing stock
Still will be buying GTA6 day 1 though, will be fun with the grandkids.
Mad how you're not allowed to say merry christmas anymore
>>222574798wrong 'jak mate
>>222574583Dreamtime is a cool religious name
>>222574753>with no cars or binsdifference between soul and soulless
Not even that hot today
>>222574852I'll heem him/her for you
landlordberg coming over for a visit. made the place spic and span so he knows how much i appreciate him, and so he knows his investment is in safe hands
>sbro is a snake
>>22257477240 year old zoomer
>>222574925useless fucking post
>>222574917um
>>222574933why wont you say your actual age?
>>222574917if i loved in those times i'd probably pay 40 gold coins and 3 sheep for this picturemakes me realise how porn today short circuits the brain and totally fucks it up
shit roar scream
>>222574917This lad living the fucking dream, imagine telling your chums at the smoking club about this scenario and then whipping out a fucking dageurrotype to prove it
>>222574908Thank you kindly sir
just popped my collar living like it's 2010
>>222574965>then I consumed said carrots in a most hearty stew!
lasagna rape
Rorkey McRorke face
>>222574594>pathetic, inbred, evil excuse for an ethnoreligious groupim not an arab tho, you are lebwop
>>222574945I just did
>>222574628Your bog trotting britonic ancestors didn't have anything like that, my superior roman and norman BVLL ancestors gifted the Britonic hordes with books and numbers
he's ruined his life
get incels married to spacker women
might start wearing a rihanna t shirt and chinos
ice cold glass of jersey milk down the hatch
>>222575036I say go for it
>>222575015you're not actually 40 though
>>222575000you are jewish thoughever
>>222575023The Normans invented writing did they
Cheese roll and hula hoops is looking most likely. Weighing up the possibility of branston pickle.
>>222575030where's the willy
get the cans drunk
Went to an AA meeting and the whole thing was just too yank-coded and cringe for me.I could not believe my ears when someone was like "hi I'm anon" and everyone said "hi anon".Also the shit people talked about was mindnumbinlgy boring. One guy spent 5 minutes talking about his, another woman went on and on about her dull life and started crying at the end for unrelated reasons.I left, evaded people who asked me if they could be their sponsors, and picked up some cider on the way home. I am now drinking again.
leibniznow there's a smart guy
>>222575067not allow
chatGPT thinks my beverage company idea is implausible
>>222575052sorry woplad but anyone below a latitude of 44 is essentially a sub saharan african
>>222575078good lad
>>222575078Had a mate who is a massive cokehead and couldn't manage CA because of all the religious thankful bullshit. Can understand it, if I ever sought help for my addictive tendencies I would not be able to manage such nonsense.
>>222574237kazimir malevich's black square
>>222575079have you actually read any of his non-science/maths books like monadology? he was clearly a good mathematician but retarded pseud about everything else
>>222575079invented calculus and the chocolate biscuit
>>222575000right well you already said that and it wasn't exactly funny or incisive the first time you had one of them weird insular isolated kike upbringings that made you strange and offputting like most other jews? got your willy sucked by the rabbi and everything?
I've got an addiction to the friction (sex)
antisemites are vile
>>222575103i like his philosophical writings. nice clarity in his writing too>>222575106newton invented calculus years earlier but didn't publish it
>>222575078>don't care about anyone's life besides my own>drinks ciderare you a woman?
>>222575131>newton invented calculus years earlieryou trying to start a flame war here?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leibniz%E2%80%93Newton_calculus_controversy
Adolf Hitler
>>222575084what does that have to do with you being jewish?
>antisemites are vile
why did `the woke` ban incest porn then
>>222575139cider is a woman's dri- oh wait *sees flag* yeah okay
>>222575143A thoroughly evil man that my great grandparents had to flee from.
>>222575157only allowed if brown
Even if he invented it first Newton's, calculus notation was retarded so he may as well not have.
>>222575079jack of all trades, master of none
dunno what to have for lunch
>>222575151fucking mong
>>222575170can i get `medicinal` incest porn for my health on the `nhs`
i invented wanking up my own arse
>>222575179i'll give you a knuckle sandwich
>>222575078would have been a lot less boring if you all had a few drinks
need rainstein to show up
i am chicken!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!
>>222575107little woppy boy think he's a roman does he? thinks he's an actual etruscan/Latian rather than some mutted rapebaby does he?sad but almost universal among mediterrenan browns
>>222575186make your own
>>222575193scr
>>222575203ok i will meet up with cousin ok
>>222575124there has literally never been a more vile demographic on this planet than jewish people
>>222575140newton was first
Is it too early to get on the beers?
chav wank toil complete
>>222575223yes
pretty sure the arabs invented calculus
>>222575223nah
>>222575202t. inbred descendent of about 800 european converts to judaism who thinks he’s an ancient hebrew from the bronze age
Saw my cousin on Tinder, her first picture is her lying on a sun lounger with her arse outWas about to like before I realised it were her
if you're extremely anti-jewish but then give muslims a free pass then i will suspect you're a sheed.
need to cut back on the wanking but I've just seen a picture of a woman's foot on the catalog
>>222575228erm pretty sure it was God actually
>>222575218i'm aware that some people believe he was first. i am also aware that some have evidence to the contrary. hence the debate
>>222575202take your impotent kikerage elsewhere mate this is fucking embarrassingits not our fault your rabbi blowjob circumcision trauma ruined your chance at a normal life
>>222575050It's what I put on the surveys
>>222575216You live on stolen land, be quiet.
>>222575238no good reason not to like your family members on tindereither nothing happens or some reason great happens
>>222575228algebra and trigonometry were arabs
>>222575247allah, you mean
Mental the BBC just left that out he is a bad man a very bad man
>>222575218The text in the image seems to contradict what you're saying.
having a grand mal seizure which can only be stopped by the paramedics showing me incest porn
>>222575253that means nothing mate. evidence can be unsound
>>222575239all online antisemites are muslimsnormal white blokes don't care about jews
>>222575263
>>222575264I would but there's a risk that she notices me and word eventually gets out that we matched, and I just cba with the possible falloutBut I did wank to her pictures, yes
>>222575271two different words for the same nigga
>>22257525895% of actual Australians want you deport and probably would have lynched you not twenty years ago you actual immigrant
>>222574237She has a Minecraft BBC up her vayjay
>>222575272starmer doesn't have balls, unlike trudeau
>>222575274the text literally says "we now know that Newton discovered calculus years before Leibniz">>222575253the debate is about publishing not discovery
fruit flies making their yearly appearance. done a quick sink genocide on them to stave off the swarmat least they've held off until late this time. normally they show up around April
>>222575288well if you match then you've matched haven't youshe can't be mad at you when she's done the same thinganyway cousins are boring, if you don't have a sister I pity you
is the American DMV really shit or is that just a TV trope?
Motherless got taken down because of the sleep rape stuff but then it came back for a while and I had some nice wanks but it's gone down again. What are they making them take off now? Admittedly some of the things I wanked to did make me feel bad afterwards knowing they were certainly not consensual.
>>222575297mate i'm literally 100% descended from the british isles and come from a long line of catholics you can't just call someone brown ten times in a row and expect it to mean anything you people are so fucking unoriginal
>>222575305indians jumping up and down in joy
>>222575333What do you mean "you people"?
>>222575330i downloaded all my favourite videos using VideoDownloadHelper
>mate i'm literally 100% descended from the british isles and come from a long line of catholics
Heading off out x
>>222575352the 5'6 slimy curly-haired hooknosed infant-molesters mate who else
>>222574725>SOVL>soullessBritain has fallen.
Speaking of Mel Gibson what's his first name short for? Melvin? Lethal Weapon starring Melvin Gibson?
>log in for my /brit/ shift at the end of a threadcome on chop chop I've got some cracking posts lined up
>>222575357Well I didn't, which is probably for the best because were they ever found by anyone I would not be able to explain it. Been trying to normalise my porn intake lately anyway, but problem is ML was really good for solo girl stuff too.
antisemitism is a time honoured european tradition which barely existed in the islamic world until the modern era. if you aren’t antisemitic you aren’t white
>>222575392australians have dumb names
>>222575373love how you had to cut off the entire last half of my post to try and make this poor excuse for response workit's not my fault your people aren't making it to the next century
>>222570647>>222570647
>>222575417fuck you
>>222575399>they ever found by anyone I would not be able to explain ithow would this happen? your computer is password protected (i hope you're not sharing it with your mum and da).
>>222575392Short for Gargamel
>>222575430shrek
>>222575444>>222575444>>222575444
>>222575428>>222575428Was more concerned about my wife tbqh
