Simon Cowell edition
Harry Kane edition
fist for UMfodey x
got auto-caps off so no one can tell im phoneposting teehee*slithers away*
>>222577686why is it pointless? you and that rashid (lol) claim israel brings arabs to the uk based on a random video from many years ago, and despite majority of browns in the uk being from south asia, so again, why did you post that xitter post if that wasn't what you're implying you low iq monkey lol
Listening to this and feeling like a mischievous fellow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTm2kEAfo8o
Need an Italian Japanese mutt gf
i lead such a busy life
Might change the image on the Wikipedia page for woman to a tranny just to get the terfs foaming at the mouth lol
>>222578044the video shows the sentiments of the ‘based’ israeli right-wing regarding immigration into europe
What is a man?
>>222578053act like an italythink like a japan
>>222578044based
>>222578072a miserable pile of secrets x
>>222578038I get the most dogshit time wasting capchas on PC cause I'm using I googled chromium, to the point I phone post even when sitting at my computer
Heard England might not even top their piss easy groupDon’t worry lads topping the group ain’t for everyone
>>222578061>Get address verification >one week
>>222578038Ktim
group of leftypols got sentenced to like 1 million years in the US for doing retarded revolutionary LARPinfluencers like hasan are convincing retarded teenagers to throw away their lives or just straight up day and they get paid to do it
my pubes are longer than they’ve ever been it’s so freeing
>>222578101sir harry kane was cursed. it's not coming home
>>222578094Of course autocorrect absolutely butchering every fucking post I make into nonsense like this almost makes the quick capchas not worth it
>>222578101england should have lost but refball saved them
rorke seething because he found ebony porn in his dad's browser history
>>222577885well?
i think scotland is going to win, actually
>>222578119googled chromium lol
>>222578130shpoiler thrat heurg
The irish gf begging me to let her give me a footjob
bro googled chromium
lad lad!!Germany and Ghana tied in group stages in the 2014 world up and Germany ended up winning
>heryeah okay, pal
topping the group ain’t for everyone hahahhaa
Virgin freaks watching the world cup games in their smelly childhood bedrooms, is it?
>>222578147horny sean connery
love the chimp out Microsoft Edge has when you search for Chrome, Firefox, etc
>>222578170not til 8 sweaty x
send him off
>>222578170don’t need to run all your plans by us lad
gta 6 preorders announced then cant wait love my goyslop im such a good little goy haha x*does my goy dance*
>>222578199*flings chocolate coins at you*
>>222578201*punches her full force in the face*
doing a goy porn dance
>>222578180>edgehow do i install that?
saved 2 bees on my incel excursionhope god makes a note of that
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
>tfw no latex gf
>>222578220how's the virginity treating you linuxboy?
>>222578199I'll have it when they put the fucking game on a diskA code, a license? Fuck that
someone yesterday said there’s half a million people of italian heritage in the ukand over a million in australia
>Further information on Burnham’s incoming team.>His chief of staff will be James Purnell, ex-chair of Labour Friends of Israel.>In 2002, Purnell was hosted by the Israeli state in Tel Aviv. Now, he will be the most senior adviser in the British government.shalom to my new government
>>222578223picked up a stray dog and brought it to the council todayturns out it wasn't microchipped and got itself a ticket to the poundhope they don't kill it elsewhether id've left it to fend for itself
>>222578223i’ll have a word
>>222578233I've had sex (though admittedly it's been a number of months now)
>>222578263apparently australia is pretty ruthless with stray cats
Shall be installing GrapheneOS and acquiring Mullvad VPN before the ol' governmentberg bans access to the majority of the world wide web unless you hand your ID to Palantir o algo come 2027
>>222578242this is the real occupation
>>222578277Ah. Well I haven't, and I've never even installed a Linux distro.
hydration break
>>222578123Cor they've got a prince on the team. Get prince William in the squad. He might be shit but the patriotism would skyrocket
we're cooked chat
>>222578044whole world sees through you now lad don’t bother
Andy Burnham wants to tax YOUR 99 with a flake and give the profits to IMMIGRANTS
>>222578326mournful arse
>>222578278wouldn't kick her out of bed for leaving crumbs hahaha
very nice milfy eva green pic in the /tv/ ‘log
>>222578335s
>>222578278Reckon she could take off her glasses and nose thing and let her hair down, shaking down like in a film and do a sultry look, and go from a 5 to a 8 or 9
Remember when Sunak tried to save himself by appealing to pensioners by saying he'd send all the youths off on mandatory conscription?
>>222578323so many things wrong with this image it's unreal
*does a wee squeal*
>>222578281Feral cats have driven something like 28 native mammal species to extinction yeahIn rural areas they're shot on sight
>>222578326nah
Hate myself because my body is broken horrifically and is unlovable and hideous
>>222578323the gym kitchen more like the goyim kitchen haha
>>222578356yeah probably needs to be five times as much food for your fat yank arse
Commentator called Rice "the corner specialist".
>>222578024Timmy says "yes"
>>222578355Ah yes the "say any old shit and see what sticks" method of governing
Far too hot. Starmer turned on the bame appeasement machine before he left
>>222578390haha yeah
>>222578397sup fodie
>>222578380*rapes your arse*
Kinda cute how a certain type of female started calling men "moids" in response to is calling them foids
>>222578323>Not buying high protein diet coke Shiggydiggy
>>222578417bulb head
>>222578422shush moid
>>222578422tbf they invented ‘incel’
>>222578397sup cordy
>>222578416Thank you
Wonder why that israel shill stopped posting. Successfully derailed the conversation with his little sockpuppets and fucked off
>>222578417These women can be part time waitresses at the pastrie cafe for their entire lives and no one will question it or criticise their lack of ambition as long as they find husbandsI have never had sex
>>222578374kitties on a mad one
mmm.... lemony fresh
protein is becoming kinda reddit
I now pronounce you... moid and foid!
>>222578466this you?
>>222578469someone bum these vegan ass homo
HOW TO RUNT TABLE IN RUNT CAR TO EAT RUNT LUNCH
>>222578439they didn't, incel was originally a lookism forum/chan term until foids got wind of it and diluted the term a lot
>>222578397The mental part about this is that you’re so feral with your obsession about Asian people and so low iq that you didnt even understand that the point was it’s a tranny and therefore not a woman lol
>>222578469it's been reddit for like 10 yearssupermarkets slapping a high protein label on everything and runts will eat the slop because they think it will them "muscly"
Leftypol buying himself an annual membership to the Esperanto society of Great Britain
>>222578460Raising a family is a far greater ambition for a woman than any career. Way more meaningful and more of a legacy than being a CEO or prime minister.
ah yes 15:30 time for the yummy mummies to collect their demon spawn up from school and let them loose on the grassy bit outside my house it just scream their fucking head off blood curdling screams for hours for no reason
how many calories have you burned today?
>>222578505bit rude.. it's clearly an ugly female
what if pang pang loves timmy?
women trying to larp as incels os cringe because women fundamentally cannot be incels
give the nurses gay porn wages
>>222578201ayo duckie, nice chain
anyone play conflict desert storm 1+2 and conflict vietnam.
Right turns out that fart was NOT safe
>>222578557calm down zach 'think bigger' polanski
>>222578501niggas don't remember love-shy.org
fucking bargain bro
sun screen is the least stolen item in the uk in 2026
nth for the baddiedem
I'd like to turn it all around but really have no idea where to even begin
Zarah Sultana Vs Rupert Lowe... Fight!
>>222578575...nh
sweaty schoolgirl legs
>>222578595no resale value
>>222578571is haachama back yet?
>>222578544It’s a tranny. It’s well known
>>222578594now tell me, bradford or birmingham?
>>222578595haha it's because it's so cloudy right
>>222578594>1.5LLol
>>222578595Tommy Robinson owned a tanning salon. Bit sus when you read between the lines innit
We have decided to award you PIP, Rorke.
ACTUALLY SCREAMINGthey locked up everything except sun screen>>222578615retard
What operating system does your mobile device use?
>>222578594vell vikkid cuzzeh
>>222578466Haha haha bloody taz eh what's he likeMental he is
>>222578501apparently a canadian woman coined it in 1993were there lookism forums around before then?
>>222578634in america too
>>222578637Tanning salons are known for money laundering so it makes sense that thugs involved
>>222578422sorta she's uploading travel vlogs and shorts but no livestreams yet. her twitter is handled by her manager. I think she appeared on a recent birthday live too iirc
>>222578645Doesn't have one, I write all instructions manually and run it on bare metal
oh no no nosupermarkets have decided to not bother securing sun screen because ... nobody steals it !!
>>222578666*1997
>>222578682I don't think that's why he chose tanning salon as a business.
>>222578594
>>222578694What the fuck are you talking about you bloody groid
why aren't we all on hollibobs with our stupid fat slag gfs
>>222578694meant for >>222578620>>222578718I'm on 2 hours of sleep
>>222578680I'm not really sure the nuttington post is a reliable news source. Expect this is a meme story that people are stupid enough to believe
>>222578733pscr
>>222578391diet coke drinking kia driving image posting freak thinks he can talk back lool
can't call people groids mate
>>222578734I've booked my holibobs to Italy with my chunky wife in September. Don't want to be out there when it's 40+ degrees do we?
new ocd
>>222578738it's a well documented fact, hence the lack of security tags on sunscreen despite it being more expensive than other products behind glass
>>222578744not even that anon just wanted to call you a big fat fatty boombalatty lol
>>222578422>>222578718meant to reply with this
>>222578736fair enough, at least she is alive
>>222578513true. They constantly use it to shill for vegan food as well>This broccoli has protein in it! Isn't that what you wanted? Isn't that why you eat meat?!! So eat it instead of murdering a cow!>>222578417fit as
too hot to rape my own arse at anything above 0.9999 mph
>>222578771Heading to tesco to steal a bunch of sunscreen for equality
>my holibobs to Italy with my chunky wife surely i cant be the only one who thinks this sounds ridiculous
>>222578828no sound normal to me
raping my arse with an ebola bbc dildo
>>222578771blacks too stupid to see the resell potential
Wish I had a fat slag wife
What do you find attractive about women?
>>222578780Hope it's cancer matey x
FFS /brit/mum made a joke earlier and I literally said "sss" (hissing sound)In my mind I was saying "sc" out loud
med foids
>>222577990norwegian citizen born in norway
>>222578864ktim
>>222578828It's perfect English, not our fault you can't speak our language
>>222578880description of your mum's body?
Imagine you woke up after getting black out drunk and found out you'd borrowed £20,000 off the mafia and gambled it away while you were smashed lol.
somewhat warm outcranked up the ac
>>222578460strange innit. when I worked as an office junior all the women were constantly asking what my plans were for the future. no man gave a fuck
>>222578417>est 1847a year before it all went to shit habsburgbros...
>>222578876Big tits and fat arse. I suppose it's nice if they have a face.
holaybobs wif my chunkay woife
>>222578907that wouldn't be good
>>222578916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s-88sJRscA
>>222578909thought you called it air con you yank imposter
This is what cancer poo looks like
>>222578939nigga look like a grey alien
>>222578939got to say, this is even worse than astrology.
>>222578945new special interest unlocked
never been on holiday abroad as an adult
>>222578945Note the mahogany colour at the edge of the paper.
>>222578945I was going to have a nice cornetto and a wank before I saw this.
>>222578945reckon that would be lovely with some clotted cream on a scone
heatherpoo's poo obsession and deathly desires is getting scary
Hmm okay so what if an adult woman has a flat chest and no arse? Would you say no?
>>222578945there was a dude who believed the secret to longevity was to chew your food for a really really long time and he claimed that his shits were dark like charcoal and that it was because his body was absorbing all the nutrients from his food leaving absolutely nothing to wasteReckon he probably just had arse cancer
>>222578945melena trump
It's sun cream you yankified freaks
>>222578998Nah I'm not heatherfreak
Never watched red dwarf is it worth it or is it just le epic space reddit humour
wish i had coke addict gf
I cream you cream we all cream for sun cream
>>222578991Blackcurrant jam
>>222579020It's not Sam Hyde sublimating his inferiority complex through aggressive confrontational monologues so you probably won't like it.
>>222578999I wouldn't be attracted to her, I require overtly feminine features for penis activation
>>222579042Sam Hyde is a vile woman hating neo-nazi freak I frankly I hope he gets Kirked
>>222579042touched a nerve i see
>>222579025you clearly don't know anything about coke addict womenthey are literally psychotic. i was with one for two weeks and had all my plates smashed when she ran out of coke and i wouldn't get morethen after she begged for forgiveness she came over again and started asking me for my phone because she thought i was hiding something and threw a bottle of wine at me
BOYCUT VINTED
there's two zoomers brothers who make comedy shorts (one has a moustache and the other had a missing tooth) and everyone time I see their skits I really wish I was 21 again for some reason
>>222578666>>222578706looked it up and found out something I didn't know before, guess a foid did invent the termmuch divorced from the original community though I guess, it's been a largely male thing for a while now
>>222579020I don't know if it'd be any good fresh, I really like it but I grew up watching it with my dad in the 90s so it's comfy for me
>>222579069yeah I like the sound of that. did she go mental on your knob
>>222579073puts a new spin on vinted wank
had another meltdown talking to Claude now he knows I'm a loser just like GeminiTime to switch to deepseek
>>222579073Just bought an easyjet approved suitcase from vinted for £15, hope it doesn't come with any children inside it now
Don't do heroin
>>222579082worst post of the week award
>>222579020I liked it but I don't hate reddit 100%, I think there's some alright subreddits for pictures and gamer stuff.
>>222579097um i dont think thats allowed actually
>>222579073not illegal to buy used clothes. it's a statutory right
>>222579073rorke furiously refreshing vinted to try and confirm this, getting more and more visibly upset with every page he scrolls by
he should be allowed to post the mice
One latex bondage fetish girlfriend please!
>>222579099yeah but you have to do exactly what they say or they get angry. i wouldn't put your cock anywhere near their mouth they might bite down
>>222579042Kek destroyed that incel
Today's menu.SIX games?My my rorke you are greedy little piggy.You've earned it though xx
right well that's the riddler isn't it
>>222579127not very nice
there was a document found in 2001 and it says to rule the world the uk and europe must fall so they will use open boarders and flood our land with low iq people so they reproduce with them so they will have children who are smart enough to work but not smart enough to ask questions
can’t enjoy sex due to my deformed penis
>>222579165i dont mind doing what they say
>>222579169um x
Why aren't Wales in the world cup
>>222579073Good of her to include a picture of her face so we know who to pay on the back for being anti-p3dophile$
>>222579169bosnia 4-1switzerland 2-1morocco 3-0brazil 3-2mexico 1-0korea 2-1bing bang bosh
soot weather this
>One recent study suggested incidents rose by 38% when the national side lost and 26% when they won or drew.>26% when they won lol
Mental how there are 'Fallout' 'fans' that have never played a Fallout game
Personally I blame the Cornish for this weather
>>222579232um thats me um
Greyhounds are the fastest dog breed in the world, capable of reaching top speeds of up to 45 mph (72 km/h). They are incredible sprinters and can reach a speed of 43 mph from a dead stop in just four strides (about 30 meters)
>>222579213you think your own country will loseat your HOME World Cupyou're no PATRIOT you know if they lose they'll have to play every remaining game of the world cup in fatland, regardless of how far they go
>>222579208>pay on the backPAT on the back stupid technology This never happened when we used pen and paper
>>222579230that 26% will be jocks and taffs
>>222579232Not really when Fallout 4 came out 11 FUCKING YEARS AGO
>>222579230*decks this spicy bitch*
>>222579230celebrate by treating the mrs to a slap up.. argument
>>222579245yeah but not as fast as cheetahs
>>222579254Fallout 4 isn't a Fallout game
>>222579247switzerland play like freaks, i do think we've been playing better but they go fucking insane parking the bus
Deltarune time
>>222579230Yeah because the lads are drinking. It probably goes up Christmas and New Year as well.
Gibraltarian ahh niggas
>>222579138No she’s saying that people are selling actual children on vinted
>>222579232tried playing fallout nv years ago when i was more autistic and got bored cause i was trying to play ‘optimally’, might replay it and rp a character
>>222579269k ella
>>222579232Mental how there are sex fans that have never had sex (you)
>>222579254I wished they never bothered with Fallout 76 and just spent that time and energy on Fallout 5New Vegas is my favourite, I preferred it over Fallout 1, some say Fallout 2 is the best one never played it though
when I was out for my walk in the sun I purchased a meal deal at the half way point and for my drink selection I opted for the new RedBull Coconut & Berry Sugarfree edition. It was alright, it certainly is very coconutty; it's like drinking a macaroon. Worth trying I'd say.
what are some good websites to go on?
>>222579295Give Andalusia back to Gibraltar NOW!!!!
>>222579230where the fuck did this psyop come from??
>>222579302porn.com
>>222579302like porn ones?
pollen done a number on my pollocks
>>222579302gayporn dot net
>>222579287I've played it like that and it's miles more fun to role-play, especially as a baddie
any ladies here that would like their vagina licked? i'm available x
>>222579318It's more implicitly anti white propaganda you see these figures thrown around all the time but never any sources for them
anyone got any not gay porn related websites?
>>222579320>>222579322>>222579331grow up little boys
>>222579355scat porn dot gov dot uk
>>222579355websites are over
>>222579355*flips through my notebook frantically, a bead of sweat dribbling down my forehead*just give me a second
going to bed in an hour
>>222579230Is this a weak attempt to distract from the rape gang inquiry stats? If anything is an "unspoken stat" it's that one.
Doing a listen https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/p0nhcdhy
>>222579300why couldn't you find a well to throw yourself down head first?
Cornwall sex sex
>>222579392early start tomorrow is it
>>222579405yes
Eddie Izzard sex arse
>>222579392early bedtime: scored
>>222579073BOGOS BINTED!?
>>222579382*grows up**rapes your eye sockets and spaffs you blind*
got my tomato shirt on
>>222579403it's not the 1600s lad there's not an abundance of open wells
>recent study suggestedeuphemism for "we made it up"
KAY WHY ESS YOU LITTLE MAGGOTEVER CONSIDERED THAT
>>222579433another victim of the woke mob
>>222579433holy wells were an important part of anglo Saxon religion and many can still be found all over Britain!
nigga kys asap that's some shit that you could do for me x
You will, King Arthur willing, learn Cornish
>>222579169don't think I'll stay up for 2AM. need to sleep while it's still dark
let's just reuse cody's thread and jump in>>222578016>>222578016>>222578016
>>222579230scary
SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKIG IDOIT
>>222577990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVT34MXgK4s
Boring couple days in the World Cup until Sunday with the rd of 32
