footie strat edition
Bloody mental.
you lads played footy when you were young?
>>222588197RIP Canada
Scotland XI: Angus Gunn; Nathan Patterson, Andy Robertson, Kenny McLean, Scott McKenna, Jack Hendry; Ben Gannon-Doak, Lewis Ferguson, John McGinn; Lawrence Shankland, Scott McTominayBrazil XI: Alisson Becker; Danilo, Douglas Santos, Casemiro, Marquinhos, Gabriel Magalhães; Bruno Guimarães, Lucas Paquetá; Matheus Cunha, Rayan, Vinícius Júnior
>>222588211literally everyone didcan't think of a single boy who didn't play it at lunch timeeven the runts and benders joined in
xth for gaeldom
>>222588211no none of us ever did
>>222588211still play nowmy natural position is left back but i usually play up front cos it's more fun
the gaeldem
Just found out Drake isn't a real hood nigga but was raised by an upper middle class family in 98% white neighborhood of leafy Canadian suburbia and attended a privileged private school for posh cunts Man literally hired some East Coast niggas to train him in how to appear and act street. He's a fucking Oreo.
alysa liu killing me with her thighs
Please pre-save "Day and Night" the upcoming 8th studio album from Carly Rae Jepsen, out September 18, 2026
>>222588220Right so which one is the African team again?
>>222588211yesleft wing / left backonly got pick cos i was left footed
>>222588232gp
>>222588211no i'm made daisy chains with the girls and gossiped x
you have to admit our matches are always exciting to watch
>>222588237yeah hes canadian mate
she is peng thoughever>Killer CrossFit trainer who repeatedly drove over man lying in the road and dismissed him as a 'smackhead' as he lay dying under the car is jailed for six yearshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15926407/Killer-CrossFit-trainer-repeatedly-drove-man-lying-road-dismissed-smackhead-lay-dying-car-jailed-six-years.html
>>222588237I could care less.
roberto carlos was not a good free kick taker he just got some banger highlights but most of his shots were shite
Switzerland (1.14) 2-1 (1.45) Canada
>>222588240she would never do that she's niceinstead she would give you a cuddle and ask if you're alright and why you wanted that
>>222588257isn't though is she
do you think we can make the semi finals and play england? :3
>>222588240she'd be in jail if that were truemanslaughter etc
i saw the jirachi "nigga" they come out like 1x a millennium
Putting I was a janitor on 4chan on my CV
>>222588267Recommend me some reggaeton my latinx brother jajaja
>>222588222glad to hear you weren't left out x
>>222588273shut up
>>222588257>Amateur footballer Mr Tomlinson had collapsed in the middle of the road in Marsh Green, Wigan, after a night drinking with friends in the early hours of January 9 last year.>He lay there for more than two hours in the freezing cold before Murphy drove over him three times - hitting him first, then reversing and driving over him again.
>>222588222based>>222588224some did it seems>>222588230>>222588245good lads, I used to play in a local team - front (despite being fat), I haven't played in 4 years probably, my brother still plays and tells me to come but I need to do some working out before that I feel.>>222588248lel
>>222588282Why lie
>>222588288Gen z listens to brazilian phonk unc, you're washed.
nth for the gyaldem
https://www.3d-bbc.co.uk/any you lads seen thismad really, and the url is quite funny
>>222588311Because I've never had a job!!!
night night everyone just going to have a wee read of my kindle then go to sleep x
cooked up a chicken breast instead of ordering food
mad how cricket and rugby aren't more popular than football, infinitely better games
Stinky pooters erupting from betwixt the female buttocks.
me; im not doing good alysa, im having an episodeher: is okay. curry and chill ok for 2night?me: was thinking doner actuallyher: is good too :3
>>222588336I'll give you one, twenty quid a month to suck my cock once a dayYou want it? Opportunity of a lifetime
>>222588350rugby is an appalling game with even worse lawmakers than football not even rugby fans like it
>>222588350>cricketIndia, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, West Indies >and rugbyNew Zealand, every Pacific island nation
>>222588358good post
>>222588340night lad>>222588348good lad
>>222588324yh...
>>222588376I WANT MY MTV
>>222588241
>>222588360NTA but I'd do it for free assuming you're at least a 6/10
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782299655437908.mp4
>>222588360make that £20 a week and i'll put a finger in
>>222588371I want to suck her pussy
>>222588390leftypols dinner
>>222588371Let's take all our clothes off then rubes HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA x ;)
left some cheese out the fridge and it's covered in quorn spots now
pre-ordered day and night 2x LP store exclusive edition with signed art card approx 4 minutes after it was announced
>>222588387I can lie to you and we can both be happy if you'd like
right well i shouldn't have clicked that
>>222588358geuinely think she's kinda uglyand annoys me she can be so confident when she looks like thatim sucy a vile incel
Would be a good laugh if there was a player in the world cup who was obese but he was amazing for about 5 minutes. Gets subbed on, scores 3 goals in 5 minutes then he's knackered and gets subbed off and has a nice cold can of Stella waiting for him on the sidelines.
any Third Positionist man in
>>222588428dat bulge tho
>>222588428CWLTSHC
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
>>222588421she would still love you even though you think she's ugly and are a vile incelshe's just plain nice :)
>>222588434no
>>222588434like doggy?
Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu has fun in the Exhibition
>>222588447Sparta was the first National Socialist state.
hantaviruswhatever 'appened there
>>222588197anime ball
No, that claim is a rumor or a joke. There is no truth to the story that Carly Rae Jepsen sampled her real breastfeeding sounds on her new album.
>>222588474hanta clue m8
>>222588421I wouldn't say she's ugly, she has a cute vibe, seems very lively and charming - that's what I think her appeal is, she has a spark in the eye unlike the 1000 cock stare some girls have.
>>222588425the harbinger of bed time
>>222588452eww is she stupid
we must FIGHT climate change
>>222588494well thats me done then
Yeah I've done my little toe in pretty good
I can't wait until England lose and the media (at least momentarily) will have to stop beating us with the stick of diversity
Seen a tiktok of a young child saying swear words and it had like 600k likes and all the comments saying it's cute Goycattle are disgusting
>>222588508can i wank to this picture mate?
>>222588508forget just how dysgenic the freaks who post here ar e
right guess davies WASNT available from the bench afterall then
>>222588512The fuck would England losing have to do with diversity?
Alright, which of you has the hottest home right nowIt's probably about 34 in my room because it's hotter than downstairs where the thermometer says 32
>>222588501no i was just trying to make you feel bettershe actually doesn't have a track record of being nice to people who are horrible to herthats just me projecting my own niceness onto her :(
>>222588519'
>>222588508This little piggy went to dignitas to end the suffering
if your feet look nice then you dont use them enough
>>222588508god i wish i could suckle upon those
We AreLeFinished
incapable of loving or finding joy in anything anymore. i just put on an act.
>>222588534v ai style post>>222588541copeonly the souls get fucked if you do a lot of barefeet stuffotherwise they should be normal lolunless u dont wear proper shoes
Mad how the UK is a highly advanced and developed society, and we are materially very well off and comfortable, yet we are spiritually poor
thinking about applying for wigger affirming care
>>222588533*turns the radiators on*Me
>>222588556everybody's acting
>>222588508cute feet
Zesty Fode pops xx
>>222588547Can smell the self hatred and repression on him
>>222588577UM x
>>222588508
>>222588554the most horrifying thing is they didn't predict the wog weatherman
>>222588560what atheism does to a mfer
Alysa Liu's chunky haha thighs.
>>222588571ermshouldnt it be colts and fillies?
we rooting for the scots or wishing their demise?
my foot
>>222588556do you like or find interest in anything?
>>222588564Keep on rolling baby
popped the tshirt off
why are incels posting their disgusting feet?
>>222588588mines norweigancelti cis fucking ugly
morgpie and dredd are doing a scene, but Im not vert excited because morgpie used to fuck black guys in here high school, she was a weird anime girl but somehow was getting fucked by black football and basketball players at her school.
>>222588496Yeah peoples personalities can either make them seem more attractive or less attractive too. I've noticed that when an attractive woman acts a way I dislike I find her less attractive and vice versa
>>222588547cute
>>222588593haha
>>222588588this picture is older than the internet, completely false, and you mongs still post it
too hot
phwoar lads you know that kelly catesyou know what I'm sayingI would justphwoar 50 and scottish tooscots usually look 80 at that age
>>222588588presumably this just depends on what shoees you weear
>>222588616they're calling this the most american post ever
>>222588571not allowed!!
>>222588626if i put my cock in the freezer for a bit, will you suck on it to keep cool?
>>222588628love her kelly cakes more like x (cos shes sweet and has a nice bum hehe x)
>>222588601cut your talons lad
>>222588639im not american :)
>>222588637wut...
prey feet ou lot probably the only chad with hunter feet here
>>222588646nah you went too far bruvfeel uncomfortable nowshall be reporting you to /brit/ HR
>>222588626im in the back garden just sitting on the bench
me? confirmed Greek>>222588607such a fun band >I've noticed that when an attractive woman acts a way I dislike I find her less attractive and vice versaThis is so true, hoes give me the ick literally depending on how they act
LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
>>222588628I think you're insane
>>222588658your toes get shaped by your shoes
>>222588650with that post you just became one, amigo
>>222588684lmao no they aren't and if they are it's child abuse
>>222588669>me? confirmed Greekthoughts on Byzantine Empreror Basil II, also known as The Bulgar Slayer?
oops>>222588669 forgot to tag>>222588617
>>222588421nah you're normalits incels who think shes anything but a le quirky ratfaced mid
feet are disgusting should be illegal to post them
Alex referring to the size of my willy xx
>>222588588right well im african
ArianaHomosexual still missing June 2026
>>222588678whyshe not pretty enough for you?
the 'oot
shagging a they/them and calling it a threesome
this is a pretty good podcast, dredd is a really smart guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j0_0JvrgqY
>>222588684built for comfort not speed x
>>222588730
why is `fodey poppy` not at the world cup then ok
Zara Larsson is Swedish but speaks like a black American
>>222588701Horrific story but very smart strategically, he sent them back so all the resources would be drained for the purpose of taking care of the soldiers.
>>222588716
corr lovely thread
Gf and I both agree we don't want kids because of the state of the world they'd be raised in.She means the pollution.Whereas I mean the... You know whats...
rorke on kill tony>shagging a they/them and calling it a threesome
>>222588723>>222588725HOW ARE YOU ALL SO DYSGENIC WTF
>>222588748Oh does she now?
>>222588760The bourgeoisie?
>>222588628prefer gabby logan
yeah i'm definitely going to watch something called "dickriding dredd"
>>222588601I swear there's a face in your big toe where you're missing a nail>>222588706checked
Any owls in
>>222588760Whereas you mean you'll be molesting them
>>222588766post yours then
>>222588781*turns 360 degrees and looks at you* 'ri
The Scots are having a lovely holiday in Miami.
reminder rorke hates pinkpantheress britanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwbbtwE3XBY
might post my foot i actually have a v sexy foot
>>222588760Nah bro cmon...I'm planning on having at least 2
*hoot*
>>222588766Nothing dysgenic about my leg
>>222588756
>>222588792SCREAM
>>222588746you think scotland will win tonight?
why do you lads have such feminine hairless feet?
>>222588628Prefer Laura Woods
>>222588816yes
one of yous probably wanking furiously to these feet pics
Come on manFuck the lot xxx
>>222588800post it you fucking slut
>>222588819have almost no body hair barring my arsehole
>>222588832dire right wing trash
had to resort to wearing shorts due to the heatmum made a comment about my shaved legs
>I FLIPPIN' 'ATE WANDY WORM MAN!
the danse society - somewhere
vomiting rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GbwJX63n4Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GbwJX63n4Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GbwJX63n4Urorke quickly learning the baile inolvidable dance to pull latinas at the bad bunny show
>>222588852did she um
remember jaga jazzist they were good weren't they
>>222588840>>222588852cock hungry sluts
>>222588588mental and mad that I'm just a Greek
>>222588760Oy vey goyim yes, do not have any white…er I mean do not have any kids. Very good. Yes, look at the state of the world. Isn’t it awful? Instead of having kids, why not bring in Ahmed and his wife and 12 kids? Good goyim.
right well got into bed 5 minutes ago now it's drenched with sweat
>>222588868its ok umpetal you will still go through the group
>>222588832mental how obsessed these women are with mocking the size of my willy
>>222588832remember when she collapsed on air after getting the vax
>>222588872more of a hmm
reminder the hottest months of the year haven't even started yet
um we should post our willies now haha just kidding haha
>>222588847how is she right wing
>>222588852Why did you shave your legs
>>222588889>finaliste (sic) simple damesaye she looks it too
>>222588916because i like it
>>222588896Going to get up into the upper 90s next week where I live.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1782332082513243.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1782332082513243.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1782332082513243.jpgone of the hottest tums in hsitory
You're freaking me out you wear a mask
>>222588913gay boi hours methinks
>>222588913hahah unless..?
>>222588915are you serious?
>>222588930not even in the top 30
Told a girl once my penus is not big and she still shagged me>>222588934great album
>>222588946show top 30
>>222588792Hooting
>>222588944yesi'm only vaguely familiar with her
>>222588962
gay boi hours indeed
>>222588930she shouldn't tense
>>222588960literally how is it possible to get a girl to shag oyubeen trying for about 20 years now and still not managed it
lemony fresh
>>222588982absolutely fucking deranged image
>>222588978u gay af that tum owns this one
stop posting that stupid gay dog
peeing
>>222588981Idk man it just happens, I'm not even a good rizzler. I'm kind of awkward at first but when I get comfortable I make em laugh
>>222589015why
>>222588972shes notably a complete weirdo and also a massive terf
>>222589025>>222588960FONT
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/sBXyoc-zwjP4VeVflQSSVA/
the 'bit hot innit' message has been dropped into a lass' DMs
>>222589025 i always managed ot make em laugh but they dont wana do anything wtih mei lose friendships when i try
hi im peeing
>>222589033so someone is right wing for not celebrating someone's grizzly death now I see
kelly cakes more like :P
>>222588773>gabby loganRaised her kids as 'genderfluid' btw
down the shed, bit cooler here
>>222589033>i don't agree with <partisan political figure> i just think they were great in every possible wayfunny how people would never say this about a figure they actually don't agree with
>>222588257>31 year old amateur footballer passes out in middle of streeetWhen I think back to my early 20s when I'd just go off into town and drink until I got thrown out of places. Somehow always woke up in my bed. Alone naturally.These people who go out and do that in their 30s are just insane. Not built for it at that age.
>>222589063>i watched him a lot
Are the neets still crying about being useless and making no effort to change it?
>>222589033>terf>right-wingDo you even know what TERF means you spacker
>>222589075>, not because i agreed with everything he said
>>222589051"Not as hot as you ofc"
brushed my teeth
>>222589079nope, they all moved on and became great people
fittie on newsnight
upsie
>>222589011watching fanny chmaeler in my excellent glasses on the chase
hate my life and want to die
practising the gen-z heart finger sign so i can do it in the club and ipmress the 21 year olds teehee
>>222589106ktim <3
>>222589074sameexcept im deeply uncomfortable drinking around other people and would never have gotten into that situation in the first place
>>222589067bizarre lie
>>222589042>FONTwhat that mean?>>222589056not sure how to advise you lad, for me when I try hard it doesn't happen but when I'm playing cool that seems to work
>>222589090why would anyone normal british person watch "a lot" of charlie kirkbizarre beahviour from a guaranteed wrongun
>>222589106>>222589114cheer up lads:)
>>222588556>>222588868feel better beam
>>222589118Fuck Off NeuroTypical
>>222589106thought you killed yourselfi was worried.
>>222589118i tried everythingNEVER WORKs
DIE DIE DIE
>>222589131not what it means newcunt
bit hot innit
most people who are called terfs aren't actually radical feminists they're just women who don't think a man can be a woman
killed 6 moths so far today. fucking sick of these things. every summer they terrorise my bedroom.
>>222589138I invented that gimmick
>>222588211When I was forced to in school yea. I sucked and always got picked last because no one ever taught me. I was good at basketball but i happened to be surrounded by kids that didn't play it so I didn't have any fun playing sports in school
im the rorkeypop pop im the rorkeypop
>>222589106>>222589114footy soon, bread and circuses
A state of a regime will stand against me Heil fucking Help Helper x
>>222589152>>222589153bit balkan in here isn't it
>>222589142Guess the original meaning was lost
Rorke dressing up as Adolf Hitler for World Book Day
>>222589162you fat cunt
in bedroom smells of semen and cheese
>>222589172scweam
>>222589126i'm good now that the foot posting has stopped but thanks
>>222589153weren't there basketball teams?
>>222589132didnt want to post because the other one keeps being mean to me
well?
>>222589172s
New>>222589188>>222589188>>222589188
>>222589194free gfs for all
>>222589194cheddarman physiognomy
>>222589194who is she?
Rorke you quivering cockwomble....you snivelling socknugget.....you blithering bhenchod!!!
>>222589194munter
>>222589211ash sarkar
>>222589194More money to Tel Aviv!
Left my dildo on the side and mum's since been in my room
