It's shite being Scottish edition
they just like being dramatici've apologised tens of times alreadythey don't care and just want the drama
Freakish American runts in the AirBNB on a patio right next to my window.Might get the supersoaker out.
>>222590131Haiti subedish
brazil will beat you 7-0fuck scotland and fuck scottish "people"
*CAM ON SCOTLAND SCORE SCAM FAKIN GOOOOOOOOALS*
Brazil is doing this for HeartsFuck the SFA
Pipe downI run the thr fucking show x
They're just Englishmen really...
found a fan i didnt know i hadgot it pointed directly at my bollocks and arse
>>222590143saw a conspiracy theory that actually seems to have some credence that the nation of islam was a japanese plot to stir up race tension in the usa. makes you think or maybe it doesn't
never seen a scottish woman look this attractive lmao
scotland is fucking terrible
>>222590191Nation of Isram
>>222590179pus filled holes in your brain run the show for you dont they now
I don’t understand football I always thought if they were equal on points it came down to who had the better goal difference
>>222590186Corr would love to be downwind
italiano
>>222590148don't get baited by it thenor do get baited by iti just want to be able to talk to all of my friends
Japan correctly recognized the power of autistic engineering and found ways to channel that energy into cutesie bullshit. All they have to do is wait now. But we returned the favor with baseball. That's the best our guys could come up with because they were new to autism energy diversion. We'd do more now but we've got our hands full. And Japan knows that.
>>222590215Changed this WC, it's head to bead record then goal difference as tie breaker this time
>>222590215busybodies keep changing the rules
>>222590219Incredible
>>222590206scr
>>222590248he would love this
what is head to head
>>222590191Just don't trust them. There's something about them.
>>222590266>Should multiple teams finish level on points, the teams involved will be ranked on head-to-head record in matches where those involved faced each other
Can't trust the Scotch to commentate on their own matches
vini jr is better than mbappe
>morocco
I am the king of the kings Jess, Muslims and rich Whites rage against me. I exist. Not my fault xxx
>>222590248misinformation
>>222590280you are a pedophile who got bullied out of /britfeel/
f you don't like the hydration breaks, you must hate the welfare of your own players.
>>222590280can we get a vocaroo /brit/ king?
scotland picking up the pace a bit
we are the goon squad and we're coming to townbeep beep
>>222590280*JewsThey are even nore territorial than Muslims x
>Jess
>>222590293I do wish everyone on the Scottish team would die yes thank you for asking
Does anyone here have that video of the Brazilian showing his shower
>>222590293yesif they arent used up and ruined by the end of it they werent trying hard enough
ah jaysus fer feck sake 23 minutes witout water sure t'is like another famine trevelyan sucking te water out of ter feckin mouthes
>>222590278very cute girls from Morocco
>>222590320typical Celtic fan
much better just jinxed those freaks in haiti
Hello, police assistance pleaseI'm being raped by the heat
>>222590197fish lips, caked in make up and dyed hair?
Hate this freakish runt.Airbnb is a blight on this land.
>>155728902this is awesome
fuck i shagged that up>>>/sp/155728902THIS is awesome
>Scottish commentators trying to banter each another but neither can take a joke so they're just being passive aggressiveHad to mute.
been going around the South American generals on 4chan pretending to be Scotch and slagging off Brazil, then saying I'm from /brit/ so you lot can deal with the seethe
>>222590337nigga thats buckshot, hes irish
>>222590321StuntPegg has done a video sucking Morroco off for some reason
anyone with any balls moved from scotland to ulster 400 years ago
>>222590278fake kittingtonshire
>>222590337scr
Bf is asleep but I had 8 iced teas today and can't sleep
>>222590349why are scottish pipo always passive aggressive? its giving victim vibes
>>222590337So I hear you're a peeping tom now, cansmong?
>>222590337
>>222590372R U T L A N DUTLAND
Brazilian Bunda getting jocked as we speak
I support Brasil for she.
Rented an airbnb once and after the stay I cleaned everything, after that they wanted to charge me a cleaning fee, I said "you stupid bitch I cleaned everything, can't you see" she contested but then the people from airbnb took my side cause I showed them pictures (which I glad I took). Fuck these hoes.>>222590361>StuntPeggdon't know who that is, I've had friends who went there, there's some nice areas and also sketchy ones, local seem very nice but there's also people who want to take advantage of you. But everyone said the girls were peng.
>>222590375They have the victim mentality but they aren't victims. They colonised Northern Ireland and their ancestors are there til this day stopping a united Ireland. They tried to make colonies in South America but fucked it up royally and lost 20% of all of Scotland's money https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme
u reckon StuntPegg has tried BBC?
lol the Haiti match is great Fuck the Scotch one they're shit and Brazil will win ok
farting
>Scotland Yeah it’s over.
scotland finishing third in their groupEngland finishing seconddon’t worry lads topping your group ain’t for everyone
more like scatland
SCOTLAND ARE SO SHIT IT'S UNREAL
Scrotland
>Scotland Men's National Football Team
Does the phrase diversity barriers refer to the barriers around city landmarks and Christmas markets or does it mean the barrier after the self checkout at a supermarket which you can’t pass without scanning your receipt?I’m having a disagreement with a mate on this
>>222590453Where did Wales place in their World Cup group?
pull your skirt up scots LOL
>>222590453I'm finishing firstThen going to sleep
>>222590471Former
>>222590471the former never heard of the latter sounds like you live in an area where you have to put a pound in a trolley to unlock it
you can pay the ref but you can't contain the bbc
>>222590467Grandma lived in one of these but the long ones. It was like 8 single apartment buildings connected
>barrier after the self checkout at a supermarket which you can’t pass without scanning your receipt
omg but the bvsed Scvtch were rowdy and woke Americans up at 5am while wearing skirts XD
>>222590517These are fairly common in Europe.
I don't think I will survive tomorrow...
>>222590493That’s what I said>>222590496I do. I asked Gemini and here’s what it said Actually, it doesn't refer to either of those physical barriers!The phrase "diversity barriers" isn't about concrete, metal, or glass security gates at all. Instead, it is a sociological and corporate term used to describe the invisible obstacles—like bias, discrimination, or systemic inequality—that prevent underrepresented groups from advancing in a workplace, education, or society.The two physical examples you mentioned have different names: The city/market barriers: These are typically called hostile architecture, anti-terror blocks, or bollards (specifically designed for vehicle mitigation to keep pedestrian areas safe). The self-checkout gates: These are usually referred to as receipt scanners, loss prevention gates, or self-checkout exit barriers, implemented by supermarkets to deter shoplifting.
>>222590487Oh no no no no no no
>>222590517only ever seen them in lidl
>Scottish fans are planning on lingering around in America to support England's opponentsOh my DAYS Malcolm
>>222590536>I asked Geminitried asking a friend?
>>222590536why would you ask gemini when ive just told you you gimp. do you ask chatgpt how to wipe your arse and tie your shoes?
>>222590537Obsessed
poo
>>222590545i thought it was alastair
>>222590545And snagging bare American birds at the same time since were worshipped over there now. Meanwhile what are england faggots doing? Sitting around with a bunch of bald fat blokes while all the locals turn their noses up at you waiting to watch your non English team get embarrassed on the world stage
got shamed today cause I have an old phone
my ideas for brit posts.txt is bursting at the seams im talking kilobytes on kilobytes but i cant use them cause ive quit coming here havent i
>>222590583Still obsessed I see.
>>222590550I asked you lads>>222590566I asked it before I asked you and I got a woke answer (and yes, I get it to run my life)
ive got a massive poo brewing but cant seem to pass it
>>222590545Scottish people overstay their welcome everywhere they go. They're an odd bunch when it comes to social cues.
>>222590604i apologise
Rorke asking the bame supermarket worker to “open the diversity barrier please” because his “receipt won’t scan”
>>222590570>57 million people>richest domestic league in the world>wealthiest FA in the worldWhat do they have to show for it?One World Cup back when footballs looked like this… LOL
>>222590630How many world cups does Wales have?
>>222590637
>>222590637That's him done then.
>>222590662is that supposed to be offensive to english people?scousers are as low down on the totem pole as taffys lad
>>222590679Concession accepted
not watched a single match of the world cup
>>222590693you're not a real country
>It was a long time ago thoughOh right I'll ring up the Brazilian team tell them to take those stars off their shirt because *looks at notes* it was a long time ago. Pelé? Long time ago mate, get over it. What have you done recently?
/dead/
>>222590662scousers seething over the police cover up yet crying to them when someone wore a shirt that made fun of the people who died
>>222590754we are all watching haiti
>>222590517
>>222590586tell them to stuff it. i refuse to upgrade my phone because i just can't be bothered and changes like that make my adhd brain crash out. no reason to upgrade anyways when the old one works perfectly fine
pretty women in pretty dresses
>I bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner cause Its see through
>>222590808pic unrelated?
>>222590808It’s literally my fetish. You seen the Tudors?
>>222590804Don't really care, it was some stupid chick. I'm waiting for my mobile provider to give me a new one, it's been 5 years since they gave the one I'm using rn.
>>222590823What a coinkydinkI’m reading his book at the moment
>>222590854why are there two moons
noooowww it's tiiiiiimeeee tooo saaaaayyyyy good niiiightgooooooood niiiight, sleeeeep tiiiight
*gives hugs to scotchposters*
Business idea: poo now, wipe later
>>222590865the cat lives on mars
>>222590881i cant sleep
The duality of woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5y47IRLpEsWe are all /skyking/. What a man.
>>222590856Is it any good, some of his takes make sense but some are too out there. Is he some marketing consultant guru that companies hire?
>>222590846she was probably teasing you because she likes you
Why the fuck is Lidl's own brand lemon and lime suger free soda so much inferior to 7up free?
why did scobie wank the willy
>cam on ingland score sam fackin goals
>>222590924prefer not to say
>>222590865one's on the curtain and one is outside
>>222590902still constantinople to me
>>222590928it's tarq art
Rorke lying in bed sweating with two duvets on him because he doesn't like sleeping without it
>>222590930What do you reckon he does for a living?
>>222590937that's a matter for the turks
>>222590917He works for ogilvy, the advertising agency and the book is just like his talks, random ways in which you might want to look differently at the world
>>222590893honestly hard to believe that entire thing is real, like it was tailor made for xitter
>>222590901sauce?
ScotchArrogance
I have a white tie dinner tomorrow evening. My rig is vintage and was designed for drafty old dining halls from before air conditioning. I’m going to die
>>222590959>A diversity executive at Goldman SachsLifemogs me
Scotland have been throughly done.
we used to call tescos nig-cos when i was in the uk because so many darkies thereand no this is not a lie so do not reply bizarre lie
>>222590952hes on the bennies due to men'al 'ealth innit
Am I one of you now
3-0 Glad I put it off
>>222590904I wrote a poem for him shortly after he died let me try and find it.Up high in the skyIs where my hero fliesAmongst my God and his cloudsIs where an hero flew proud.Full of happines, so very carefreeZipped around the air like a bumblebeeWhen he nearly hit the sea, in his pants he did not peeFor he was away from life's sadness, he has been set freeI hope that one day, will you fly with me.Richard Russell, you were a real g.A god-tier an hero, as good as the killdozerAll stream suicides, are pussy posersBefore my hero, was going to die.He wanted a taste, of flying in the sky.Achived his dream, now he's gone,though he remains in the hearts, of everyone.Seems I spelt happiness wrong too I wrote that on the 12th of August 2018 two days after his death
>>222590988as if england could do any better against brazil lol
>>222590992>racism outside of /b/That is my reply.
>>222590998cor comfy
Scottish = fucking losers xNobody stand up for England xxx
FUCK YOUR TARTAN ARMYYOU'VE HAD YOUR FUCKING PARTYNOW YOU'RE GOING HOMEYOU'RE GOING HOME
>>222590998womfy
>>222590998>pickles and a 5 pack of canned salmonLad I'd cross the road if you were approaching me.
>>222590998business or leisure?
>>222590987Factcheck: falseAn image has been going around that this bame blt hambeast did edi for Goldman Sachs. Actually she worked at JP Morgan
>>222590921nah it's girl we work with and she was rude to me a few times in the past, very entitled >>222590958>ogilvynever heard of it desu, I've seen some of his talks, he is a interesting guy. Remember him saying that the Jaguar rebranding was a good idea - he wasn't right about that one. >>222590998>AC on>with a duvetbased
I've been waiting all week for this.
>>222591010what's wrong with being a darkie? i'm afraid you're the racist one mate
>>222591035It’s just that they take risks or they die. Yeah it was a risk, with a bad outcome but jaguar was dying anyway and would have been mogged by Chinese electric cars
>sunny for an hour>raining for an hour>sunny for an hour>raining for an hourwhichever jew is currently operating the weather machine has me on the ropes
>>222591031Important proteins>>222591032LeisureWas at a concert at ovo arena 2 hours ago
Doesn’t look the typeI thought British airways pilots were dashing poshos with twirly moustaches
If this were a picking up a telephone pole and chucking it whilst wearing a skirt competition then the Brazilians would surely lose.
>>222591063How was Touché Amoré?
>>222590986rig=outfit?
Scotch seethe is about to go insane It's The English/Westminster's fault that they are SHITE at football
>>222591054They should have made an electric jaguar but looking like the old cool ones. Also the risk was pretty dumb with that ad campaign, whoever was advising them on that was out of touch with people which ironically is his job. >>222591063>pork cracklings I kneel
>>222591093Maybe they can declare independence from their shitty team.
>>222591074Shame on Mercedes for this!
Hope I die in my sleep tonight
>>222591074alri purple aki8 years is not enough
What are they thinking right now?
>>222591092Yeah
>>222591084Unironically very goodI’ve heard the name 1000 times but refused to listen They were very good and not as gay as alexisonfireWas only there for Billy talentAnd to all londonersDoes Ilford only consist of Indians and Pakistanis or whatEvery shop, every stationThey aren’t annoying or rude but it’s still weird
>>222591108nah c'mon lad
>>222590219sexsexsex
>>222590517>>222590782what if you didn't find what you were looking for do you get stuck in the store
The Brazilians are even better at wearing skirts than Scots.
So Rupert Lowe has sold us out. It's over
>>222591009no one mentioned englandobsessed
>>222591125>Well, at least I'm used to getting fucked in the arse
>>222591143Why did he become a woke then what's even the point
nth for the holodem
bit woke
sir poopert blowe
>>222591128Why the fuck is there a German flag all of a sudden
>>222591128London (and Dublin) are not populated by native peoples.
>>222590865this is a khajiit on nirn
>>222591137There’s an exit next to the security guard and you’re meant to go through that
>>222591025obsessed english cunt
>>222591108hope you don't
>>222591158Jews are too powerful
>>222591163For me it's an orange calipo
>>222591143>>222591158What did he do?
maid outfit on. plug in. sissy hypno turned up.
>>222591187Raped a tortoise
>>222591177you're obsessed with england thoughever
>>222591163Have you seen the size of soleros these days??
>>222591163When I was a fat kid I would buy Nirvana and buy cashews and almonds and crush them mix them into the ice cream.
>>222591125probably don't give a shit cause they've only gone there for a bit of cock anyway
>>222591163Never heard of or seen Feast in my life
>>222590987i'm sure they were just waiting for a reason to get rid of her, super trashy behaviour
>>222591189Very tumblresque gif.
who are these cunts with aircontraitors to the crown
>>222591191Mental why would he do that!?
Quentin Scobie stop posting about the gherkin and get a job
Feel sad about ghosting my friends but it wasn't tenable
>>222591224Only thing slower than him.
>>222590998love staying in hotels, it always feels so cozy
I wanna try this tomorrowI like liver and onions when I cook at homeWill this be disgusting or good?
been to london once in my life and i hated it
>>222591235shut the fuck up you cunt
haitibros :(
>>222591236Come over the weekend and I'll show you a good time xx
Been working with blue collar lads all weekTheyre all so manly it makes me feel like a little boy
>>222591235I put bacon when I cook my liver with onions, it's very good. This week I'm gonna make pork liver. Next week it's duck hearts.
alba gu brath?more like alba go home
>>222591231Fair then
>>222591258Yeah I get what you mean Some of them are like sawed off people though and I feel bad for them
>>222591231roar
I want to WANK! FOR FUCK SAKE IT NEEDS TO COOL DOWN SO I CAN COMMENCE WANKTOIL
>>222591273sothis is cody
>>222591244Ok sorry>>222591236Why
>>222591286>Whytoo busy and too loud
>>222591035oh she sounds like an idiot then, very annoying
>>222591265Are you sure about pork liverLamb liver is nice, beef liver has to be fresh and from a good source, otherwise it tastes like metallic diarrhea Can’t imagine how bad pork liver must taste
>>222591281Wank into a big ice cube with a hole in it. The fabled freezy wank
>>222591125they're having fun bashing fellow gays
>>222591307>In the 1960s, the CIA ran a bizarre Cold War project called Operation Acoustic Kitty. They surgically implanted microphones in cats' ears, transmitters in their skulls, and antennae in their fur to eavesdrop on Soviet officialsThe project failed cause you can't tell cats what to do.
>>222591342A lot of those guys with German shirts are darkies
>>222591347lol
Wonder what things would be like if world war 1 didn't happen
>>222591347i still haven't watched this
not racist but don't like when non-whites behave like non-whitesif they can rise above that behaviour then they're alright
>>222591353I think some of them are canadians
>>222591342>germans punch a cop (and blame bosnians)>germans dont let are davies play>germans involved in getting fag bashednever trust a kraut, thats what I say, always up to no good
>>222591342jocks are such violent runts
>>222591323I actually like how liver tastes when it's prepared well. Pork liver is milder than beef liver taste wise. But you are buying it already cooked otherwise I would give you tips how to cook it so it doesn't taste "metallic".Duck hearts btw don't have that organ meat taste since it's a muscle, it's one of my favorite things to eat, either grilled or sauteed with butter , try it out if you can find some.
trying not to wank because I don't know if my UTI has gone away yet or notso I've just been looking at porn and rubbing my willy like a woman
>>222591350or perhaps the project succeeded spectacularly and has been expanded world wide. not like they'd tell us
>>222591413women don't have willies
>>222591432Some of them do
>>222591372this is perfectly reasonable >>222591422>webmleel>or perhaps the project succeeded spectacularly and has been expanded world wide. not like they'd tell ustrvkeThey spent 20-30 million I think.
>>222591438:/
>>222591432yeah but I mean like how they rub their minges, I've just been doing that
>>222591353it's complicated over here ok? will be interesting to see what the scottish fans look like though if the media ever follows up on it
>>222591449
>>222591467not you lying fucker
>>222591456it wasn't a scotland fan they're playing in miamiscotland don't have any games in canada
Got my bbc out
>>222591386>>222591410the guy who got beat up isn't even gay lol, city is just full of even more drunken retards than normal
>>222591468I've got this hairline and its "get on fin bro" "fly to turkey" On a bird? No problem. Thats just how their hairline is
any directionless man in
>>222591486*perks up*
>>222591495yessir
>>222591495No not really Not exactly certain on my direction either but definitely spinning some wheels
>>222591163A solero was the last thing my dad had before he died. The only thing his cancerous mouth and throat could manage.
Didn't know what to do after I finished school so I did nothing
>>222591529thought about posting a bradley in response to this but decided against it
>>222591545thank you x
rorke pissing in leftypols bum
>>222591534ktim
feels good being a Magnum man, part of the majority for once
>>222591529
I’m gonna miss the Tartan Army.
>>222591529was he a smoker
I'll.... i'll watch another film i spose
>>222591579Yes, but the cancer started in his oesophagus.
Worst Scottish defeat since Culloden
Alain Delon looks Celtic
>>222591594If my gf posted something like this I would break up with them.
Quit smoking meThrough with that muck
>>222591594would
>>222591485i know, they're just making a big deal about one of the guys wearing a scotland jersey
>>222591597Going to need to narrow this down for /brit/
Got a whopper of a post lads
>>222591597Spaino mentioned
>>222591594epic derp mode activated
>>222591594such a diva ahah
>>222591606how? teach me
>>222590132>>222590132>>222590132
might go to a football match and start a chant 'arrest all women' imagine thousands of men chanting that women should all be arrested
>>222591633Too early
>>222591594fligu gigu
fligu gigu
so do we scream while pooing or does our poo scream?
>>222591468corrrrrr joana
>>222590406My father got accused of destroying an airbnb in Paris. They smashed the tiles in the bathroom and broke the front door, sent pics to him and said he had to pay a gorillion euros. I can't remember the details, but he had some kind of irrefutable proof of his innocence, and part of it was that the maid had cleaned the place and not reported any issues. He told them to fuck off and reported them to both airbnb and some french authority for some unrelated reason that would also carry severe consequences.
