The mutts are fucking hilarious!They're now having a national conversation about arming teachers with guns in case of a school shooting and putting a gun next to every fire alarm.It took Australia ONE shooting to decide no more and get rid of all their guns at once and every since it wasn't something they had to worry about. How long will it take the mutts to realize that instead of hitting their own heads harder with the hammer they shouldn't stop hitting themselves with the hammer if they want the pain to stop?
This thread is from 2015.
>National conversationThen why am I hearing about it from some Tunisian on 4chan and not one of my countrymen
>>222590972Gun companies have a large lobby in the USA.It's easier for them to abandon Israel
>>222590972Don't care. Just let them die. It's not like it affects me personally.
>>222590972As Civil Rights icon Charlie Kirk said some must die so our rights can remain intact
>>222591004So now that they did that, will they ban guns next
>>222590978Maybe it's just built tolerance, but considering the BBC spam nafri flags get up to on this board it's refreshing to see them find a different topic to complain about in the US every so often.
I mean if we got rid of guns pipo would use knives n shit
>>222591073>So now that they did thatdidn't happen (yet)
>>222590972
I'm a big chud but I unironically support slightly stricter gun laws as far as purchasing goes. I'm still a 2A supporter but after seeing how a few of my borderline retarded acquaintances handle the guns they bought after watching John Wick, I'm in favor of a basic firearms safety and operation test prior to purchase. It's like giving a box of matches to a toddler. We already do this with cars and drivers licenses/permits, because a retard on the road can kill people even if unintentional. This is literally the same thing, it just filters the absolute bottom of the barrel mouthbreathers from endangering themselves or people around them.
>>222590972Shall not be infringed
>>222592920Why do you want teachers to die?
>>222590972American society is warlord Africa tier. But they don't even have the excuse of being poor and underdeveloped.
>>222590972They're just getting hysterical over a big nothingburger like typical bored upper crust suburbanites with no real problems to worry about. The chances of your kid dying by a random mass shooter is astronomical. If anyone is going to murder your child it's probably going to be you or another family member.
>>222593224Why are you asking me? Giving them guns drastically raises the chances that they'll end up dying to a gunshot wound.
>>222590972It really just boils down to >I want my surrogate penis toy that makes me feel more like a man and i don’t care if a few schoolchildren have to die because statistically it’s 1 in a million and it probably won’t be my kids.Which is kinda based honestly now that I think about it. How come non-americans (who we btw need to come up with a slur for) who don’t believe in God care about dead children anyways. They don’t really but they’re just pussies scared of running the > On an annual basis, the homicide rate is about 5.0 per 100,000 people, which means an individual's yearly chance of being a murder victim is roughly 0.005%.chance. Gun havers are pussies for feeling like they need guns and gun non-havers are pussies for being scared of them. Everyone is a massive pussy
>>222590972Austrialia has a mass shooting just a month ago at Pam Bondi's beach
we need better mental healthcare in this cuntry, not to ban guns. carthagenian faggot.
Good for classroom discipline if you leave it lying on the desk.
>>222593107>We already do this with cars and drivers licenses/permits, because a retard on the road can kill people even if unintentionalPeople shouldn't need a license/permit to drive or mandatory insurance.Both laws are fundamentally anti-American, same with seatbelt laws and helmet laws.
>>222593317I'm not a big Murrica fan, but this aspect of it is kino.
>>222590972>nowAlways should have except teachers are crazed retards, so hire security guards instead.Why are schools considered less important than banks or malls?Isn't that retarded?Anyways, kill yourself.
>>222594099Some Fortnite nigga would grab it and go RATATATATATATA
>>222593427By reducing the chances they'll die of something else, but you let retards convince you dying of guns is somehow deathier.
>>222593724shhh we memoryholed that one
>>222594115Need a bionic arm weapon or a self-destruct button if things get too out of hand to contain the problem.
All the retarded cope from the mutts and the doubling down is peak comedy.Because when you have an alarming rate of fentanyl related deaths the solution is not rehab, it's more fentanyl.
>>222594103Sure sure, just remember this retarded post next time you're on the road and you start seething at some moron that cuts you off and proceeds to go below the speed limit.
>>222594273I've driven in countries with much stricter licensing requirements, incl. Japan which is very stringent, and drivers aren't better just because there is a bunch more bureaucratic red tape involved.
>>222594273The only reason Americans are better drives than most other nationalities is because ever since the age of 16 you all spend the better half of every day in your car because your country is unwalkable.
>>222594308You've obviously never driven in Germany.Japan doesn't count because they're Asian, it cancels out.
>>222594334Walkability is a meme.>>222594355>You've obviously never driven in Germany.I haven't, but Germany also doesn't count because they're autistic, it also cancels out.
>>222594364Have you tried living somewhere walkable before, lil bro? Can you believe I have a: marketplace, highschool, kindergartens, shops, municipal swimming pool, gyms, post office, bakery, cafés and so much more all within 5 to 10 minutes walking distance from my home? Shit is very convenient. I know I'll miss this if and when I immigrate to the united states of God bless Trumptopia. Also when I immigrate to your country I would never ever EVER tip. Tipping isn't a thing where I'm from, you see?Why don't I stay in my shithole if it's so much better than the US I hear you telepathically thinking from the future? Because I just want to live in your country, simple as.
>>222590978and you still havent fixed the problem LMAO
>>222594433>Because I just want to live in your country, simple as.Then you'll have to adapt to 'murican culture, and that includes tipping, wearing your shoes indoors, driving big trucks, shooting guns, and NEVER walking.Accept it, or take a U-Turn at the border.
>>222594477>wearing your shoes indoorsThis I'll never understand. Just buy a pair of house slippers you only wear indoors! Why's this concept difficult for Americans to wrap their meaty, elastic, large heads around? Also you didn't say anything about my siesta or bidet, am I allowed to have those?
>>222594477>WebmI wish I was a american </3I'm so jealous rn holy shit!
>>222594506>Just buy a pair of house slippers you only wear indoorsToo much work. And slippers are gay.>siestaNo bueno.>bidetI would ordinarily say no and most Americans will say no, and this may be treasonous to say (but I own a bidet myself, shh.)>>222594522Get in line, bucko.
>>222594559>Get in line, buckoAye aye, sir!
>>222594154More fent cures the existence of fent users dough
>>222594898Yeah, but by this scenario the population of the US would be 90% Amish, menonite, and Mormon. Everybody else would've mass died during the fentapocalypse.
>>222594154They gave me fentanyl in the hospital after a jaw procedure (had to stay overnight.)It was bretty good. At least I assume, as I was so drugged up I can barely remember those few days.
>>222594981Do you have an urge to get more fent doe?
>>222594988No, I've been prescribed all kinds of opioids multiple times and never wanted more but ironically the only drug problem I've had in my life was a period where I did a ton of Benadryl.Not sure why my body chose to get addicted to the dumbest substance, but it did. Don't do benadryl, people. It fucks you up mentally and physically.
>>222595023Lol I remember one time I was tripping on Benadryl, and I was frozen to my bed staring at the ceiling. My buddy was crouched down beside my bed jabbering on and on very excitedly about various things, as is his nature. It was annoying me but I couldn't get up so I just did my best to ignore him. This went by for hours until I finally summoned the effort to lean over and tell him to shut the hell up, and when I leaned over, he wasn't actually there. Lol good times.
>>222594941Works for me I'm mormon
>>222596049>Well well well lookie what we have here one of them norwegian boys from outta town, you lost norwegian boy because you best get a move on
>>222594120>By reducing the chances they'll die of something elseNo, not at all.>but you let retards convince you dying of guns is somehow deathier.The fact is that having guns around dramatically increases the probability of being shot and dying. There's no way to avoid this fact without denying reality.
>>222596236Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Particularly black people.