latex edishold: >>222590132
When I went to the UK, the hotel rooms all had electric kettles and tea packets instead of coffee makers and coffee packets, none of the rooms had AC, and for heating you had an antique looking metal radiator. Bizarre place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0RC2Z-V1I0tune
coffee time me finks
>>222592890Bit late for it no? Doing an all nighter?
>>222592887>the hotel roomsAKA "my hotel room"
>>222592871ktim
>>222592879luv latex posters me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wpitjip_NY
>>222592887For me it was the separate faucet hot/cold but I was in an old Uni dorm
>>222592901All three hotel rooms I stayed at had this general setup with tea kettles, old white radiators and no AC.
>faucetFOY
Fuck everything! All will burn! Detect or die!
>>222592921electric tea kettles rule
rorke unsure if he should just get up but he also can't really stay up too late tonight
Government is trying to kill me, unironically
Why do they do the exaggerated ridiculous tiktok dances showing off their tight nubile bodies
I don't know how to play bridge.
>>222592921depends when the hotel was built. more than likely the radiator is a relic that will supplement the actual central heating of the buildingthe kettles are just because... we drink tea
>>222592898Yes. I'm trying to sync my sleeping pattern up with rTims so I can catch his early morning xeets so I can then post them here.
"Ranch sauce" is just yoghurt with chunks/flakes/blended onion and tomato in it and yet (white) Americans act like it's best thing ever and put it on everything even though it's absolutely fucking rancid
>>222592966Its basically just yanks that don't use kettles
>>222592962I dont know how to play any card game - true story
>>222592999I put spicy hothoney ranch on my chopped taters it was yummy and youre a dumb idiot
remember playing ring of fire at uni and hated it
>>222593011Americans love their ranch
>>222593004What about blackjack
>>222593012Is that gay slang for getting pozzed?
I wanna beat somebody upLike a bully, mmm
I'm white and I know how to play mahjongI should put that on my CV...
>>222592999how hurt is yog?
>>222592999Ranch is buttermilk/sour cream garlic and herbs and mayo>>222593028nope, weird thing is in Bulgaria everyone plays cards
When i was vegan for lenttoil ranch was the #1 ting i missed
How much does your yog hurt?
Cody loves his ranch dressing
canada loves tea, canada loves ranch. i think we are the bridge builders here
>>222593004Texas hold them is ridiculously easy.
>>222593065We invented tea
>>222593067probably
Scat sex with Emma Watson.
>>222593065Do Canadians use electric kettles?
>>222593080poo smells
currently on that youtube shorts codyslop grindhttps://youtube.com/shorts/vTbfDN8Zzjg
>>222593046cards with friends is funTexas Hold Em, President (AKA scum), Palace (AKA shithead) are all quite simple to learn
I saw an outlaw biker yesterday. Devils Disciple. Almost hit his bike with my Asda van, lucky I didn't. He wasn't on it at the time, obviously.
>>222593075iced tea is everywhere here too. it's always sweetened when you order in a restaurant though. i have a childhood summer vacation memory of being traumatized by unsweetened ice tea in the us
Maan its 5 am Employed person is right I shouldnt be posting that late>>222593093It seemed like everyone already knew how to play when I went to school so I didn't want to learn mid game and I never did\\Here the main game they play is Belote
>>222593125Fuck employim
>>222593088yes electric and stovetop kettles probably 50/50. hotel rooms have kettles and tea
>>222593133yeah but for real I should fix my sleep
>>222592879bunda
>>222593090we love you
>>222593143Same I woke up at like 5pm yesterday I'm supposed to meet someone at midday but fuck knows if I'll be awake then
>>222593125>Here the main game they play is Belotewow this looks like a pain in the arse
Is that english rose that killed herself a month ago still dead?
>>222593171yh
>>222593171dunno you'll have to ask gyaldemfreak when he wakes up
>>222593171She rose from her tomb 3 days later but now she's dead again
>>222593166I gotta wake up at 9/9:30 lol >>222593167Literally you can't find a man or a woman at any age that doesn't know how to play that game here. When I went to kindergarden kids were playing it. It's embarrassing when someone asks me to play and I say I can't play, they look at me like I'm an alien.
got the Pantera on
mad how neymar's son looks like this
Just saw someone call The Silmarillion a “dense read”. What a mong.
hi
might bring back the Ku Klux Klan
>>222593252can't do that because of woke
>>222593187She is not dead, she floated up to heaven like an angel.
>>222593212not his kid
Doing a Birmingham style poo
>>222593273whats the difference
>>222593207The city's zoo used to have penguins
>>222593282Shut up
>>222593282In Birmingham they love the governor. Boo boo boo, now we all did what we could do. Watergate does not bother me, does your conscience bother you? Tell me true
>>222593282Squatting on the toilet, rather than sitting.
>>222593294am i allowed to live my myth in Americana?
was just about to make a rude comment about brazilians and suddenly a brazilian appears in the threadwow
>>222593303Sweet home AlabamaWhere the skiesSweet home Alabama Lawd I’m coming home to you
>>222593325*where the skies are so blueI fucked it didn’t I
>>222593332All white music sounds the same anyways
what's rorke up to
>>222593359Id mock you for being such an obsessed fuck, but im the same with the women i stalk.
>>222593358how can you say that when you guys listen to reggaeton
>>222593370who do you think rorke is
>>222593371You're washed unc, gen z listens to brazilian phonk
:/
>>222593359he's lying in bed asleep naked with the covers strewn about his room
Alexa rape my arse
rorke's rotting skin melting away in the heat
Have a wank. Have two.
just had a fine conversation with an african gentleman and convinced him to move his family back to his country of origin
had to cut my hair off last week, down to a number 2. feels weird and itchy. people say it looks good though.
>>222593452done it
Can someone turn the heating there pls
>>222593452want to have a speed wank but i'm already boiling so itll just be sweaty and horrid
>>222593488that's the size of my penis :)
>>222593491she's referring specifically to the size of mine actually x
wish I was called Gary instead of my name
Gaylord Gary
Whats the point, ill never marry an english rose
>>222593502what is your name then
Sir Keir Starmer was the most brilliant leader I have ever seen in my entire life. The way these people are treating him just isn’t right. His sacking will go down in British history as the most shocking betrayal of a leader by his people since Churchill in the 1945 election
it not rightarse sweat going through the entire mattress and out the other side and then back again
>>222593522Keir
>>222593528Sir Gary Starmer
>>222593525Goddamn right he is. Sir kier is the lebron james of uk politics.
My name is Scottmum named me after Scotland because her parents and brothers were born in Scotlandshe is very creative
>>222593555my name is wales
>>222593526consider yourself lucky
come on england
>>222593555>Subscribe to receive weekly life updates from scottisaniggerfaggot@gmail.com
>>222593566why does this look like ai
>>222592879good edish
>>222593566Imagine how cathartic it would be to swing a sledgehammer as hard as you could directly into her bitch face
>>222593566is she the girl from the servant?
>>222593566my wife
>czechia>south korea
>>222593580thanks brazilbro
mad how much of a literal wanker I am
scranning some chicken and broccoli
>>222593609>czechia>not the czech republicwokeness gone mad
>>222593628ktim>>222593641ktwm about 5 hours ago
wordle in 2 heheheheheh
>>222593566she looks like a young version of my dads mrs.
R34 makes you show ID to access incest porn no matter what country your IP is from now
>>222593654you mean your mum?
>>222593650just got it in 5 hahafunny
yellow in connections today very contentious
>>222593657can you use a fake id
Using neurolinguistic programming in order to implant the word rape into my sister's subconscious
>>222592879holy shit the pakistanis in your country are not the brightest, came back from vacation and they all think Saudi is some muslim paradise
>>222593691um um
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT TO SLEEP
I’m a little lad who likes berries and cream
>>222593696all of our pakis come from the most inbred part of pakistanthey are dumb by nature
I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer
>>222593739lol
>>222593700not my problem
It's actually unbelievable how socially stunted I am from this place. Crazy thing is you can feel in the moment that something's not right but don't realise until much laterI think saying shit like this >>222593739 is normal behaviour
intruder detected, sound the alarm
>>222593696compared to the rest of the middle east
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>222593696>holy shit the pakistanis in your country are not the brightestyeah we know
Going to bed.Im miserable, hope you're all miserable too :)
>>222593771the other day i kept making myself laugh in real life by doing the Sir X gimmickit not right
>>222593739mad how fuckable eve was
I grew up with this kid, who was popular but we all still made fun of him behind his back for being pretty effeminate and borderline gay in the way he talked, his lack of interest in sports, being super concerned with his appearance. Anyways turned out he wasn’t gay just one of those guys. He lived in a fucking mansion, literally in the same neighborhood as a famous rapper most of you would know, his family had rolls-royces, Mercedes G- Wagons, that kind of shit. And obviously good genes, his sisters were all super hot. Yes I went to a nice high school. I lost all contact with him afterwards, and haven’t thought about him in like a decade. Anyways, you’re probably wondering why I’m bringing all of this up, and that’s because I was recently informed that his Dad blew his fucking brains out with a 9mm in his back yard. He called the cops right before and told them to come pick up his corpse before his wife came home. They didnt. Apparently he was not as rich as it seemed. Honestly I don’t even have much of an opinion on all this. I’m drunk and just reflecting on the life of a man I only interacted with like 4 times.
>>222593799good night x
wonder why people willingly become butlers, it's like "ah yes i'm so naturally servile that i'll dedicate my career to waiting hand-in-food for some inbred toffsounds like a job for an indian tbf
oh I love rich effeminate boys who are uninterested in sport <3
all birds need to shut the hell up NOW
I’m gonna use AI to make a movie where everyone I disagree with gets brutally raped and murdered.
not going to bed even though i'm tired
>>222593824well back in the day you got to live in a nice house and eat well and have job stability which is more than most people could saynowadays i reckon it pays really well
growing a new appendix for a laugh
*screams at the top of my lungs*
>>222593840so they're like house negroes then i suppose
incelcut me 'air 'ome by meselfhic
>>222593846In this house we say house niggers
replacing all the blu tack on my walls with semtex
speaking of latex, here's a blast from the British past
>>222593845be quiet please
>>222593859i'm posting under my pass so i can't risk invoking the ire of the janny. i suppose that makes me a house nigger in my own way
>>222593856looks good
Sweating me absolute fookin bollocks off
scurrying about on all fours eating mice
Pick up another cigaretteSmoke it now and soon you'll forgetIf only your silver lining had better timing'Cause there's no crown for one on the way down
>>222593845i'm going shooting at the shooting range this weekend, they've got 22 LR, 9mm, .40 and .45 ACP, any recommendations?
gotta be honest, I thought the game would be hard today because scotland is next to england so i thought they were also good in soccer
the fifa world soccer championship
>>222593895we're czechia tiershite
for all i know i could be the most naturally talented marksman in the world but i may never find out because governmentberg has decided to withhold firearms from me (or at least any firearms that are woth a fuck)
>>222593889bizarre lie
>>222593892hold the .45 ACP with something called the teacup grip which is where you hold the pistol with one hand while cupping the bottom of the pistol with the other
morning lads
>>222593926telling lies is good for youtell more lies
we will be there
feeling frisky x
>>222593927i'm aware, however i WILL be holding all handguns one-handed as that is the chad way to do it, and anyone prior to ww2 would've told you you're a fag for holding one with both hands, kind of like filtered vs unfiltered cigarettes i suppose
>>222593927because of governmentberg i’m required to clarify that that was a joke and you shouldn’t do it
>>222593932morn
>>222593938why should i believe that?
>>222593949whatever man enjoy losing control of the recoil and shooting your friend
>>222593957i've big meaty arms so it's nae bother
might move to timor leste
my life a gay porn
my life a cei joi
>>222594030i’ve been watching this porno for 25 years now when does the sex start
imma freak
>>222594048>>222594048>>222594048early new
>>222594063Wrap a vine around your throat and jump off a cliff monkey
>>222593895England can't even beat Ghana
>>222594067why so mean
>>222594091i love this pepe
i miss youtube before it became evil
beabadoobee
not that hot any more
>>222594088spain couldn't beat cape verde
rorke under investigation by the SEC for securities fraud
>>222594139https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=_hGFt0CILRLge1EX
