the cordyceps virus behind bbcposting theory edition
>>222599155any blood magiks as it provides utility for period blood
>>222599206that's zach hill
mum thinks i should buy a fan but i'd rather suffer
>>222599213s
>>222599246They don't do much really when it's this hot
>>222599255didnt ask for your opinion
>>222599255did i ask you?
>>222599246Splurge on an AC, babe
From what I can find I think this is the first mention of heathermong (all one word). I had forgotten all about the scarred girl
>>222599270what's for dinner today?
>>222599260>>222599263Don't speak to me like that ever again
>>222599270his original name was heathernonce
First mention I can find of the key words heather + mong
MrFungus
>>222599264How is Elon Musk so consistently cringe? How is that post 'banger'? Reddit spiritually asmongold mong.
>>222599300crikey. id love for her to abuse my mouth with her faeces
I think that he was actually called heatherfreak originally
>>222599313i dont get it
>>222599313is this a subtle dig at sonic?
Timmy playing with his dolls again.
i'm gay
am boiling
>>222599300Bonnie Blue if she was attractive
>>222599347um
So this is heather?
favourite gun in mass effect 2?
glod
>>222599327i think it's a jab at sega genesis, my sweet zoomer
hope the chunman is coping in the heat x
>>222599361god can you shut up
>>222599361 i think she had a black boyfriend didn't she
>>222599347would splooge in that
>>222599374Why does it upset you so much
>>222599370im a millenial. my first console was ps1
>>222599365M12 Locust
>>222599374He's just doing some research lad leave it out
>>222599365the big heavy machine gun you get on the collector ship
Never played Mass Effect me only play good games like Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts
first time I became aware of his existence was when he was obsessed with asian earwax being dry
one day people will be searching for me in the archive, chunman signing off!
>>222599420when he started obsessively posting about tonsil stones was very amusing
>>222599421and signing on
>>222599416Don't fucking care, shut up.
my boxer shorts are very bobbly
wonder if anyone wanked to my foot i posted last night
Wow I never knew that, disgusting.
>>222599416FF10 was peak even though people disliked it widely. Way more dreamlike
>>222599429screeeeeeeeeeech
Why was Harry Kane given a second penalty after he missed the first one
In the pub lads.
>>222599459keeper fouled
>>222599429To the dole? Or are you pretending to be me? I sign on silently and only announce my signing off, chunman signing off!
Curious about Final Fantasy games but I dunno if I'm too old to get into them now in my 30s
>>222599451It's a genuine masterpiece. I think the world itself could have been better and less hallway simulator but for the time it was visually stunning.
nice out so sat on the drive sharing a box of magnums with dogberg
>>222599459When you're English they let you do it
>>222599459If you give a single cromulent fuch about goyball you should be castrated.
>>222599469Definitely not too old but be careful. They're engrossing.
Despite having hairy bollocks and a big smelly arse I'm wearing a dress, am I a woman now?
>>222599471bizarre lie, you can't feed dogs chocolate
>>222599481I've seen VI be recommended for beginners but it's an old SNES game so idk. Can I just play the latest one or would that not be the best way
>>222599416only one I've played is dirge of cerberus when i was like 8
>>222599511why dont you have sex instead?
>>222599492was saying this at the gay wankers centre
>>222599519sc
Good evening.
>>222599511XVI is a great game but it's quite divergent from a typical Final Fantasy game. I would recommend either X or VII as a beginner friendly game. Maybe IX as well if you're into more traditional fantasy medieval settings
>>222599525g'day cobba
>>222599519scrm
tildes final fantasy is being a real woman
>>222599539clobbered that mong
>>222599524>>222599532wasn't even funny
had to do an emergency poo at the gym and it smelled like a rotting corpse. no idea where it came from. what was my body flushing out?
pulled out an onion and it s abit frozendont think fridgeo is coping well with the heat
>>222599511I would start with FF7. The graphics might be too jarring but it's the iconic episode that sparked the FF legend
>>222599539gromit
Kinohttps://youtu.be/m29hhS8_-7A
>>222599583he's practically dead in this one blimey
>>222599539squealing like a mong at this
>>222599583how is every pic he takes so unsettling he's lowkey a genuis
finding these chatbot screenshots so entertaining I thought I'd have a go
putting the heating on
climbing into a clinical waste bin for comfort
>>222599611loooool
lost in the last 2 minutes of extra time in the Europa League semi-final. oh well, i got Champion's League next season so it's fine
>>222599605he's a genuine kinographer
I will never be Irish only thing close is that I drink Guinness with steak and smoke weed while working
>>222599505that's not true, i gave my mum one of those chocolate spanners for her birthday in april, but she said it was too sweet so we gave it to the last dog we had
Feel like pure shit I just want him back x
>>222599580
>>222599622The Irish can't afford steak
>>222599605he has an eye for kino. seasidemark is the same. natural talent for it despite being nutcase mongs
gonna see the pirate o' caribbean see you later
>>222599629>we hadshriek
>>222599611SCRAMBLING
occifer l can't breev
>>222599629nigga are you posting from a gameboy camera
>>222599634Kek
>>222599633>>222599634
>>222599633>>222599634Synergy
the bames are making tim buy luxury goods
>>222599644Enjoy the fillum swedefren
>>222599629the hell is a chocolate spanner
Shame that Lowe has been a multi-culti tory boomer all along and it was just his xitter handler that was based.
>>222599689Go on lad, answer him
>>222599693your black ass, nigga
>>222599619beautiful
>>222599640I gotta flex on those mcs because I can afford steaks and Guinness
>>222599347I bet that otter is sweaty with all that super dense fur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GAa6561x58
>>222599693Kier Starmer with brown skin! (toolmaker dad) chunman signing off!
>>222599705Why? Just makes voting for Reform that much easier.
>>222599707that's our word.
Tucking into my steak and caramelised onion sandwich, stuffed olives with Gouda and coconut waterCan't believe some of you freaks eat this on the daily
freezing outside
>>222599727Because reform are going to do absolutely diddly dick about immigration. All they'll do is privatise everything to pieces and import more browns. We need a national socialist tbqhdesu
drinking tea without milk. it tastes wrong, and it feels wrong
>>222599723he must be so lonely
>I was promised a bong ban 3000 years agoIt's not going to happen, is it? They won't ban 4chan in the UK?
how did scotland do last night? any luck?
>>222599761he smells of fish and can't help the way he is he never ask to be born
>>222599743fucking grim
>>222599750>reform are going to do absolutely diddly dick about immigrationAnd if that happens we know the country is finished, so it's all over at that point anyway. It will be freeing.
I think I would genuinely kill myself
>>222599765Nope, this is it... the last ever /brit/...
>>222599765I think it was literally a year ago today that we were supposed to be banned. happy ban anniversary lads
>>222599747hello oppositelad
>>222599619I miss his old videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQTVHt81rk0
>>222599803you should have said goodbye, he's fucked off now.
>>222599783What and then accelerate into hideous sectarian violence for a decade?
>>222599791Do it anyway
>God bless the Tartan Army in all their beery magnificence. God bless them for their noise and colour and all-round cuddliness. God bless them for charming the good people of Boston and Miami and earning a full page feature in Wednesday's O Globo, Brazil's best-selling newspaper.cringing me nut off
>>222599723Love when he spreads his legs and shows off the goods>>222599761He has plenty of friends including me
youre from sainsburys arent you
>>222599815Why? I don't reek of fish; in comparison everything about my life is great! Time to live!
>>222599765they're trying their hardest. frankly i have no idea why it hasn't already happened, they do it to random piracy sites all the time and this place is much higher profile
>>222599814I'll be off to Indonesia. Bali. Yes, that's a bit of me that.
>>222599213It's wild Scottish people like Boston because my home town is >Old trains >Drunk people >Drug addicts >Trashy white people >People fighting in each other in train stations >People telling each other go fuck themselves
>>222599823You see comments like this online and it's just other Scots posting themScots glazing themselves
>>222599823I got to get kissed by a Scottish girl she was into my new England spirit
>>222599841yeah exactly they feel right at home
>>222599851it’s the BBC sport article lol
off to bed
>>222599840I don't have any money and I'm stuck on Methadone. Maybe I'll just have to form a Dirlewanger style brigade of white junkies to invade the pharmacies of Bradford for their Methadone supply so that we can sleep out the war
>>222599863Yeesh
>>222599862Your telling me Scotland is just Boston but with better accents
>>222599841that’s it, is it? no buildings or anything?
>>222599893diego on fridays
>>222599840sounds like immigration to me rorke
>>222599909Actually its emigration, checkmate leftypol
>>222599871Make a crackhead warband and steal all the hub caps and converters
>>222599812‘fucking off’ to him means staying lad switch your brain on
>>222599705The fact he's giving those people that kind of influence instead of expelling them and trying to ruin their lives like Farage does is a good sign thoughFor what it's worth though I don't think he's a multiculturalist. He's certainly not an ethnonationalist, he just seemed to fall for the common revisionist myth of the Windrushers rebuilding the countryThere's old interviews from his time in football where he straight-up says black players like Pogba are not French but from Africa>>222599727>Restore isn't based enough so let's vote for the even less based option
>>222599918*says something smarmy about prince andrew and slithers away*
>>222599891Around Downtown but also you have people getting so drunk at night they piss themselves or fight each other at the train station
>>222599933Checked. So we should stop melting down on Twitter and posting that its Lowever and calling everyone who disagrees copers?
yeah?
thought I jumped the gun a bit when I put the 15 tog goose down duvet in the annex and replaced it with the 2.5 tog summer duvet a few weeks ago.I was waking up shivering.turns out I was completely right to do so. total vindication.
>>222599807fucking hell i've been after the original for a while i thought it was lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQTVHt81rk0
split between Religious idea group and Humanist idea group in my Mongol Empire world conquest campaign in EU4 :/
>>222599948literally just describing the uk, lil cody
>>222599949Terminal twitter posters tend to be retarded (and most of them are yanks who have a limited understanding of UK politics) so yes
>>222599957I don't bother with duvets now
You're from sainsbury's arent you/
>Red extreme heat warning extended to Friday for London and parts of south-east Englandbloody sick of it
right well the sun has just been fired at with a massive laser and it has just exploded and completely obliterated the earth
>>222599978That's Boston only difference is that you guys don't have a tradition of putting panties on Ben Franklin
>>222599989what's your setup?
>>222599807>>222599619>>222599583QRD on this guy again?
>>222600014just the duvet cover by itself
>>222600000where can i get unbiased reporting on this issue
little bit of red pesto and soy sauce in my pasta sauce
>>222600014A piece of cardboard and 3 strips of Andrex! chunman signing off!
>>222599740This guy didnt buy a meal deal he purchased a cuisine agreement :skull:
>>222600019why dont you go and look in the archive and repost everything you find here again
>>222600029The Sun
More Germanic blood > more authoritarian, conservative, right-wing, racist, competitive, hierarchical, workaholic, control-obsessed, STEM-oriented, bureaucracy-oriented, militaristic, serious, stubborn, unimaginative, low empathy and social skills, etc.More Latin blood > more gregarious, extraverted, promiscuous, emotional, dramatic, fashion-obsessed, metrosexual, entertainment-oriented, good at talking to women, good at sports, etc.More Celtic blood > more laid-back, friendly, helpful, social, approachable, left-wing, idealistic, humanities-oriented.More Slavic blood > more passive, apathetic, imaginative, irrational, prone to addictions, fatalistic, self-destructive, humanities-oriented.More Jewish blood > higher verbal IQ, imaginative, smart, analytical, cynical, business-oriented, science-oriented, entertainment-oriented, humanities-oriented, neurotic, creative, prone to developing schizophrenia-related disorders and sex perversions, terrible at sports, etc.
The country is already lost, it was long ago. Giving money and energy to e daddies like sargon and rupert is just shooting yourself in the foot, imagine diverty said energy and funds to a native only sub society within this hell hole instead, thats the only way true brits will survive. and im sorry to say none of us will see the good days, but maybe your great great grandkids will.
>>222600019He's seasideMARK. Basically this awesome guy that lives in West Sussex and does random stuff like dancing and drinking.
nth for the baddiedem
>>222600052
>>222600019Got convicted of raping his brothers kids so his family alienated him. He pretends to have schizophrenia so the state has to provide for him. Piehead and co love him for some reason
uhhhh lads i don’t feel too good about gta 6
>>222600054Good idea! First I need a name...>>222600070No he's not I remember all about him, the fishy fulla
>>222600064sup fungy
back is sweating like a mf
>>222600048and signing on
>>222600090No. chunman signing off!
I am gonna be honest since I am suicidal I am gonna travel china and see southern new Zealand before dying
>>222599365I play Vanguard so Geth Plasma Shotgun
>>222599832STAY THERE
>>222600070Based
>>222600074love trans women like this
objectively i know i haven’t been done but it certainly feels like ive been done
what's going to be different from GTA 6 compared to GTA 5
>>222599490*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
thinking about people that cheat benefits and funnel the dough to deliveroo drivers
It's over 30 degrees indoors so of course I made myself a nice hot cup of coffee
>>222600118its one more
>>222600118you can play as a lady!
>>222600139than what
Crazy our ancestors lived in squalor, fought wars and invested everything into building this country up to a good standard of living for thousands of years just so some African could come over wipe arses for 5 years and then reap all the benefits
sweating like sacked tranny when he goes into the women's toilets
>>222600129Then they vote reform :skull:
need to live in a damp cave and survive by sucking lichen and moss off the walls
just don't get why you lot are so obsessed with immigrantsthey're not that bad
Who's gave my da an eccy? He's got a heart hing
>our ancestorswell im black so
>>222600169out your cock?
>>222600162the last one
>>222600134apparently hot drinks are better because you sweat more
30 degrees outside and Im stuck indoors with a cold. How the fuck does that happen?
chad
>>222599705>a multicultural society, which again I have no problem with if people integrateSeems he's just a boomer who doesn't know the definition of multiculturalism
>>222600192*chirp*
>>222600163Oh give it a rest rorke you undateable fucknugget
>>222600202sweat more what
>>222600218poo
>>222600111Asmong sub coded post
legitimately wonder if they actually think they can convince some chud on 4chan that climate change is real, that vaccines aren't going to kill a billion people, etcthe chud will simply be triggered and start spamming screenshots he's accumulated over the last 5 years
bit warm now i've started cookingand i've not even put the oven on yet
>>222600218can't say
it’s my cake day today
>>222600209Going for the Johnathan Meades look
why is it so hard to get a good haircut anywhere
>>222600209drip god
>>222599370It's a dig at Sonic. Why would it be a dig at a home console when Super Mario Land 2 is a Gameboy game?
>>222600202This meme needs to fucking stop its so obviously untrueIf you chug a glass of near frozen water (or a soft drink for the runts out there) you will absolutely be cooled down more than if you held onto and drank a near boiling cup of tea/coffeeMaybe drinking something hot spurs your body to start whatever processes are necessary to cool down, but i'm already hot, those processes are already going
>>222600206Summer colds are a bitch
>>222600262closed all the grammar schools
>>222600259that guy sucks
Why does sacked tranny constantly feel the need to punch down? Admittedly it's slim pickings but he makes up elaborate lies and scenarios about the schizos and freaks here, usually about how he's "friends" with themVery very odd behaviour
really want to make some funny jokes but my incel neurons just aren't firing today
>>222600209style guru
Close all the pubs
>>222600262haircuts are a meme anyway lad
>>222600273blud got a process
>>222600206Had a cold last week and blew my nose so much i started blowing red snot
>>222600294the original
>>222600301s
not even worth staying up for panama really is it
>>222600308What in the everloving cromulent fucknugget is she doing in the second one. Kino bodytype btw! chunman signing off!
giving the cat a strokeshe's struggling against it probably too hot but she's powerless to stop me
>>222600308boss just saw this gg lads
>>222600288it’s ok you don’t see anyone else being funny today
>>222600308Once youve had a girl ride your dick properly nothing else compares
watching paizuri
been enjoying watching one piece quite a lot to get through though isn't it
>>222600273Chug a glass of frozen water and you'll shock your nervous system and won't be properly hydrated
>>222600316It wouldn't be worth staying up for goyball even if you were paid £10000000000000 quid
>>222600308Okay so I need her on my cock ASAP
>>222600328aha yeah…
>>222600341My nervous system isnt a faggot that gets shocked by cold water
>>222600330sounds like weeb shit
>>222600308WHOM? cocky wanty wanty wanty BOIIING BOIIING!!!!
bouldering later get in
had some bad assumptions about screamo music from when i was a kid turns out its kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxsNrIIUf_U
>>222600343wow that’s a big number
There's no bigger sign that you're in the third world than when you realise the airport doesn't have a train station. Any city relying on buses still shouldn't even have an airport.
pasta goes on soonjust a par boil
>>222600366is that you?
starmer's to blame for this heat
>>222599385I'm a millennial. My first console was the NES
>>222600371go on then name and shame
feel a bit faint actually. should eat something
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
>>222599341I have sympathy for you, Hans. Today is the last very hot day where I am. Tomorrow the max temperature is 24 C. But Germany looks like it will stay very hot on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
>>222600371well that's not true most airports in the north don't have airports
rorke having a full on melty over restore because 'former-homosexual' neet who got kicked out by his parents hugh antony told him lowe was a multiculturalist
>>222600373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIAgjhjA3Mk
>>222600383...yh
>>222600399you’d think the first time would’ve been enough
First thing I'm doing when I wake up on Friday is have a nice walk
>>222599370The Sega Genesis was named the Sega Mega Drive in the UK
>>222600408Hugh Anthony is /ourlad/ and he is Britain's answer to Nick Fuentes, urm I'm thinking he's based. Regardless of whether he is gay or not, his arents are zogbots, imagine calling the police on your son only to tell the dispatcher "my son is really right wing."
fuck off skerge you evil ghoul
>>222600413
>>222600286for attentionevery post he makes is fishing for one of two replies:>that's wrong/you're a retard/you're lying>how pathetic/kill yourself/state of you
hate when people post yt links with no contextneed a bit of an explanation if im expected to click, im afraid
>>222600429Not too fussed about tattoos but this is genuinely ugly
>>222600449Are zogbots*
>>222600408Don't understand the backlash Lowe at no point positioned himself as an ethnonationalist and anyone who thought he is was deluded I'll still vote for him
>>222600406>most airports in the north don't have airports
>>222600461mate you’re chudding out rn
>>222600460https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?is=wyPLPQtzu0wKdCIg
>>222600449how's life on the bennies hugh
>>222600429get her 'texed
>>222600460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9xQkUtQ98
Jarvis, free up 3.92MB on my suit computer
Americans are an embarrassment to the world, Trump is a criminal and should be told to fuck right off.
Spoiler that hog
remember when hugh anthony started calling himself the british nick fuentes via alt accounts but then he forgot to log out of his main one LMAO
>>222600494
>>222600515trvke nvkem
have to go to job fair tomorrow and I already know it'll be pointless and it'll be really hot but jobcentreberg has me by the bawls
>>222600525oh yes!
>>222600366Would get on her desu
>>222600515peace xister preach
>>222600406This is true btw took the metro to newcastle airport once and found out there's no airport there
I'm too poetic to get a j*b
>>222600552>>222600552>>222600552
>>222600534HAHA! you must have a real tryhard instructor
ah so no new today then?
>>222600487corrrrrrr
>>222600561
>>222600449Imagine uploading a domestic with your parents to the internet, one completely out of context even>>222600522No but that doesn't surprise me
>>222600408Howl
>>222600429Corrrrrr tats
