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AMERICA WON THE WORLD CUP!!!LETS GOOOOOO
>>222607388I was about to look this up but realized that even if it's true I don't care.
AI won.
>>222607418same
>>222607467Sink a 60d in two swings
Just seen a Asian come out of the Asian market
>>222607489Cock and ball torture?
Do you think an adventure golf resort would work? The golfists set off into the woods and follow a trail to various holes and then have to hike into the next hole from there. A game would take about 3 days and be about 30-40 miles of hiking.
>>222607634no
Blump
>>222607658So I'm going to have to do a guerrilla golf course in a national park if I want to see this dream become reality?
>>222607720just do as the scots did originally
Today is one of those workdays where I have to squeeze 2 hours of work into 8 hours of being here. How do you guys kill time when you're pretending to be busy?
>>222607720Make a video game about it
In the future a robot will make your pizza and put it in to a self driving car that will deliver it to you, you'll order all your meals because your blackrock-sichuan industries llc pod that you rent doesn't have a kitchen
>>222607761I do pullups and pushups and a lot of shitposting
Italy and Poland are demanding seats at the table as the G7 draws near. I love Imperatrix Melonivs so I say let her have it. Polen is cute and can stay too. They're always friendly to America
>>222607789Has there been an open world golf themed action rpg yet? Maybe the world is ready
>>222607828Why? Doesn't the EU head make the policy for all of the EU countries anyway? All of EU should just get 1 seat
>>222607828she looks kind of like a pig though....
>>222607804I do that at home for sure. But I'm in the office.
>>222607855yeah it was called golf story it was a switch exclusive
>>222607801>In the future a robot will make your pizza and put it in to a self driving carliterally already happens btw but they use little cart robots instead of cars and the pizza is made on an automated machines not specifically by a robot
>>222607875I didn't ask you to repeat what people say about your mother >>222607872I agree, but europids are weird, vain creatures>>222607855Think of the accolades , you could be known as a trailblazer
>>222607882Like in a cubicle or somewhere people can see you? Grim
>>222607938Cubicle yeah. I mean, I can fuck around on the computer but I can't get too crazy with it. For 4chan I phonepost.
Yeah cuz like what was the first FPS game? Doom, right? Imagine being the creator of Doom, but for open world golf themed action rpgs. Talk about prestige.
>>222607365It's over, Yuropooristan is collapsingHow do I migrate to the U.S.A. ?
Finally
>>222607991Download freecad and learn how to model random things you find around the office and take plenty of breaks to get up and walk/stretchSucks to be encubed
>>222607997I think Wolfenstein came before
>>222608012If you have cats you can claim asylum because yurop doesn't have AC
>>222608048This means it's over for yuropoors as well.It's over, over.
>>222608054You could be right, but that's not the point, Salieri. Try to keep up
>>222608089Wait is that the new trick to get into America? I buy a cat and claim it's suffering because there is no A/C here?
>>222608119That's the new immigration meta, yes.
>being a 115 lb skele my whole life>hit 30>gain 20 lbs in 6 months
>>222608093You can get in just find a Yankee girl
>>222608174Why are you so physically weak? Are you a man?
>>222606614>I remember a time when you actually had to be either a persecuted minority or an outstandingly qualified and educated person to emigrate to Canada, but now it's anyone and everyone.Our immigration system essentially works in the exact opposite way it was originally intended to and is still advertised to Canadians as working. Unfortunately boomers and leftoids here, even seeing infinity jeets doing menial jobs for illegally low wages, still believe we only accept high-skill individuals & that Canadians don't want to work. They will never ever see the obvious.
>>222608202How the fuck do I do that? I'm not black
>>222608174Some say inside every fat person there is a thin person trying to get out, but I say outside of every thin person there is a fat one trying to get IN
its so over
>>222608202I'm literally installing OKCupid right now for passport mode, what do I tell them?Poor yuroboi needs to be saved from the heat?
>>222607562Yeah, just found out it can be harmful :(
>>222608207I am a male. I actually kind of liked lifting but I hated eating lots of food so lifting weights didn't actually do anything.
>>222608271A little torture never hurt anyone
I am excessively proud of this machine
>>222608293why
oh yeah i love shoegaze! huh? what does me being raped have to do with anything?
>>222607828She was begging for a photo and is now begging for a seat. This is pathetic of Italy
My AC is full of mold. I disassembled it and cleaned off all the mold on the blower and everything else I could get to but it still blows out big chunks of mold. I've been feeling very low energy and light headed since i did it. I'm thinking about just throwing it away and going full european for the rest of the year.
>>222608050Not a bad idea. I'll think of some stuff to do on my computer. Being encubed sucks but it's super common now. My floor is almost all cubes. Only the execs have offices.
>>222608264Tell them the Belgian state imprisoned you for making illegal chocolate and also that you're a queer minority or something
Apologize again for doomposting last night, I was too drunk.Today was beautiful
Adam Lanza really was like a horror movie villain in real life. Creepiest dude ever
>>222608384Looks beautiful wow
Need to get rich fast.
>>222608293The mexican yearns to pick crops
>>222608310Four days
>>222608364Ok I will, which state/zipcode do I use best to get a Yankee girl to save my yuropoor ass?
lol apparently the name Portia comes from “pig” in Latin
>>222608384Wtf lol are those houses built from rocks like from the ground?LOL
>>222608293don't think i can play minecraft without the create mod anymore, it's features are just too cool to not have as part of the game's natural progression anymore. create aeronautics is amazing too but kinda needs more mods to have a reason to exist. there isn't really that much incentive to travel in vanilla minecraft
>>222608395Sandy Hook didn't happen dude it was debunked
>>222608426The state with the lowest IQ, you dumbass
>>222608395He looks like one of those spoopy edited Youtube thumbnails from back in the day lol
i hate women so much
>>222608423The uppers dont actually get enough bamboo pushed into the corners to feed the deployers so it eventually stops replanting it and running out of fuel but at least for a while it sort of works
What are some things you are happy you did while younger? I am happy I did wide grip pull ups and stretched out my frame
>>222608447Yes, which one is that? YOU FUCKING LEAF
>>222608401It is>>222608434>housesThose are defensive walls
Kid I knew had an insanely fast metabolism. He could grow a full beard at 15 and was hairier than a bastard. He went to the doctor one time when he was like 22 or some shit and the doctor said he had the metabolism of an Olympic swimmer, but dude was a punk rock stoner and never did anything but sit around smoking weed and drinking beer and whiskey
>>222608522It's just a house for kings and shit so don't be so fucking pedantic you cunt
>>222607418I care because it would mean my nearest city centers are probably about to be destroyed and governor newsom loves death, suffering and destruction too much to stop it
>>222608341You get one good whiff of black mold in your lungs and it's over, kiddo. Time for a new AC
ugh, the foreigners are heretime to bouncepeace out homies
Ugh the chuds are heretime to bouncepeace out homies
>>222608491I have needs as a human and women fulfill one of them by being attracted to me. I am a battery and I recharge when they compliment what I wear and sit next to me and spend the night hovering around me at a big function
People with fast metabolism always die young. Slow metabolisms fir young too, but only if they're stupid and overeat. A smart person with a slow metabolism can live to 120, easy.
Catberg murdered a blue jay had to bury what was left of it this morning
we need to build a great great wall around the /cum/ borders and have eurosissies pay for it
Where my slow metabolism boyz at
>>222608516West Virginia
>>222608607FUCK YOULET ME IN, I WANT A/C RIGHT NOWYOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
>>222608689the cats at my parents house have become lazy fucks that just sit around in the sun all day. completely incapable of catching anything
I've never ate a Crunchwrap Supreme before
>big nosed merchants>hold their hands together>protected by iron golems
>>222608732How hot is it there?It is 27c here and it is still comfortable and cool. I haven't even run the AC here yet
>>222608741Your parents feed them too much they see no point in hunting
steam sale is pretty abysmal this year
If you can't become a billionare you may as well become a Charles Manson type of character
>>222608802>27cDon't use Europiss measurements If he comes on cum he has to use fahrenheit just like the rest of us
>>222608434Perhaps someday they will discover building houses out of cardboard and plastic wrap like civilized peoples…
Body is sluggish. Been loading shit up at FedEx like mad. Redditors complaining but damn it my soul feels better than ever
brits be like>oy blimey a bit hot 'innit? weatherman on the tele' 'ays 25 'grees>*dies*
>>222608768I have a little golemI made it out of clayAnd when it’s dry and readyOh golem, I shall play
>>222608744I like them but I'm kind of an idiot
>>222608804yeah. they're coping with empty nest
Just seen Tate McRae's nipple. It’s brown.
>>222608802It's fucking 38°C (100F), no A/CI'm fucking dead next week>>222608730Thanks, already have 18 likes wtf? I barely get any likes over here, though all women so far are black and latina
>>222608971Maybe they could adopt some underprivileged Africans
Guys wtf... I already have 34 likes on a dating app with my location set in West-Virginia. Ok I have 90% are non-white women put the point still remains: you can NOT suffer in the USA, there is literally no suffering over there...
>>222608808prime day has been shit too. I've been watching gpu prices for months and basicslly have them all memorized. all that happened is the standard prices became "prime day deals" exclusive to prime members, while they pretendeding they used to be higher before. fucking noses
>>222609176Powerful
>>222609136Waitll they hear you talk like a foreigner. In West Virginie? Naw,.doo
>>222608850I literally just learned the imperial system, am I welcome now?
>>222609162>pretendedingit has never been more over than this
The poorer the camgirl the more erect my dick
>>222609210>Waitll they hear you talk like a foreigner.Will they be disgusting by me Flemish accent?
Why does the Spanish keyboard have a ñ key but not vowels with the little accents on top
ñigger
who cares about soccer. baseball mogs it
>>222609230>imperial systemThat's British. We are American we don't use British things. Next time you bring up Britain you're getting a bellyful of leadHere we call it the American Freedom system
>>222609262>Will they be disgustingWell they're nonwhite in WV, so almost certainly
How come Europeans can shit up our general, but if we did the same, we get jumped on by janitors?
>>222609136>90% non-White matches in one of the Whitest states in Americawhat the helly
>>222609362Well nvm, it's mostly single moms anyway so far...Is this the price I have to pay for A/C?>>222609319Ok, kinda based btw
>>222609162The worst is when they pump the price for a day just so they can "mark it down" to what it was originally selling for
>>222609267On mobile you hold down the key
>>222609331
>>222609368I'm not shitting up your general tho, I'm fren
>>222609397People don't lie on the internet. It doesn't happen
>>222608384What are those weird davit looking things on a few of the boats? For a bimini cover or something?
>>222609456Your country and your people support leftist shit. You aren't my friend.
>>222609456you are fren
>>222609514Pointless argument as I will soon be one of you. Just matched with a 54y old MILF
>>222609446like the laxative scene in dumb & dumber, this is as funny as it is disgusting.
>>222609544t-thanks leafbro
>>222609565>laxative sceneuh oh stinky
I'm indifferent to how you guys treat non /cum/ flags, but can we show a bit more solidarity with Canada? We're equals in having shitty governments
>>222608668lucky bastard
Canada is our date to the prom. I see her in a shoulderless blue thing, all curves and sass.
>>222609446these people are fucking ill what the fuck
>>222609560. Age gaps are creepy
>>222609724Waitll you learn it's all made up fetishposting
>>222609751i hope to God you're right. please just be internet sickos who don't actually do this.
>>222609735Oldest woman I fucked was 62 and I was 28 back then
>>222609791Do you believe pro wrestling is real too? Dumb fuck, how naive can you be
>>222609818Based geezer pleaser
>>222609830I mean, the internet exaggerates but it exaggerates reality. There is more of it going on than calling someone a dumb fuck lets on.
>>222609791it's real
This is my ideal personification of Canada
>>222609919not fond of this WHORE outfit
>>222609976Fuck you talking about it's an evening gown for chrissakes
im going to watch this
>>222609818She shouted gleefully >I feel like I'm back at Woodstock!
>>222610002>exposed boobs>exposed thighsWHORE
>>222609919That's one huge jugular vain
>>222609818I don't believe you
>>222610118OI HUGHIE WE GOTS TO STOP 'OMELANDAH BY GOING TO DEN WEDDINS
>>222610177That's not a vuhular that's just the throat string
Fucking morning radio plays these really cringe prank calls every morning, I really wish they'd just stick to music
>>222610231Why did the og gf have to be some mystery meat mutt? She was only in the show for like 3 minutes total, but yet they had to showgorn in some DEI bullshit
>>222609642No. Same reason for Europeans: They talk shit about us and hate us all the time. I hate them back.
>>222610231Yeah now show what she looks like today
>>222610159you should join one of those radical protestant branches on the east coast that all live together and vow to commit garden of eden levels of no sinlive your myth
Is Catherine a good game
>>222604182
>>222610348no surgery she just aged gracefully chud
>>222610385Yes, but with a K. Very regal. Respectable. I would namey daughter that. Or some form of Mary/Miriam/MiryamiLydia is also a regal Greek woman's name, and Patricia is a good Roman name
>>222610079my dad was playing star fox 64 one time because i was sick with a bad fever on the couch at the time, so the nintendo was free. whatever mission it was must have been frustrating him, because falco said that line and he went "shut up, asshole!" and i laughed. he turned around and smiled kind of sheepishly because i think he thought i was asleep.
>>222610459I am asking about the video game Catherine, however the names I would choose for my daughter would be Sophia or Cassandra
>>222610385I don't think Catherine is a perfect game but I found the story to be compelling and the gameplay to be good enough to see the story through. I guess I am a sucker for "hoes and tricks" type stories
/mu/ is so shit tier that place fucking reeks
>>222610514Sophia and Cassandra are beautiful names and it sounds like the names of 2 sisters. I also like Dianthya or Iphigenia
>>222610533this entire website is shit tier.
>>222610585Cassandra and Sophitia are sisters in the soul Calibur series >IphigeniaSounds like someone coughing up mucus
>>222610610You take that back you bloody benchod
british people be like “oh my days i’d love to spaff that bird" “come shag my arse luv"really disgusting
>>222609311>soccermonkey fanbase>baseballthe most boring sport that exists
>>222610622It's the name of Agamemnons daughter from the Iliad
Men in the 50s used to weigh 150 pounds. Thats 20+ pounds less than the average American woman now!
>>222610653British slang is either antiquated and supremely corny or copying black carribeans
Modern London slang is just trying your hardest to sound like a black carribeanhttps://youtu.be/RFu1vxzdo4M?si=2PM90btn8VGGsLp7I guess it's no different here all zoomers talk like wiggers
>>222607543>Asian marketone time in this hood chinese market i was buying alchy and i slightly eyed the cashier because she was fine as fuck and she put on this angry face and crossed her arms. it was hot as fuck because she was wearing a tight dress and her boobs were pressing out thru her crossed arms. NNGGGGGHHHH.
My old boss name was Diana and whenever Id see her in my mind id sig the chorus to Michael Jackson's Dirty Dianahttps://youtu.be/yUi_S6YWjZw?si=G0INK-ACF55KcDJB
>>222610894(Contd.)She looked like Billie from Boardwalk Empire. I used to watch the sex scenes in that show and get rock hard thinking about my boss
>>222607543boomer moment
>>222610664how is baseball boring?
I weigh 220 but it's mostly muscle because i look thin in the mirror
>>222610311They don't call it the Soys for nothin'
>>222610723that's 0 pounds more than what I weigh right now
my conception was the fulfillment of a curse
picked up a new hat today. i think it looks pretty balling
Tips for hooking up an 18 yr old latina How do I wow her?
if asian fetish is yellow fever, african is jungle fever, what would spic, middle east, and indian be?
What do those pink soft candies Mexicans eat with lime (I forgot what it's called) taste like
fat goblin looking bitch
>>222611192there is NO WAY you're allowed within 5 miles of any park or elementary school
>>222611213Green card
>>222611192Holy reddit...
>>222611215Irrelevant and nonexistant
>>222611215>spicTorta Gripe>Middle east Hijabi fever>IndianPoo fever
>>222611188shut up meg
>>222611213be good looking o algo
Nigga said I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned :skull:
>>222611215>disease spread by contact with shit that makes you violently shit to death and killed millions around the world>It's from IndiaIndian has to be cholera
>>222611263She's an American unfortunately i promised her some alchyhol hopefully that's the key to her heart
>>222610433ROR
>>222611213Tip: Date someone your own age you pedophile.
>>222611358Based foid, you tell him!
1/4 latinas are fucking hot and I must impregnate them
I wouldn't even know how to talk to an 18 year old. How long ago was 18 years? Some broad born in 2007? LMFAO like how can a person that young even talk
>>222611393I would use my mouth
>>222610459Catherine with a K is trashy
>>222610958Boardwalk Empire had a sex scene with Heather Lind, who I first saw in a show called Turn: Washington's Spies where she was constantly wearing a corset pushing up her tits so I thought her tits were awesome. But then in Boardwalk Empire she was topless and they were a little disappointing.
Uhh guys
>>222611393Not even into jailbait type girls but this is such a hag foid argument. Imagine thinking some 37 year old woman who drinks wine every day watching love island or some shit is going to be better to talk to.
>>222611483No, it's pedophilia if you go for 18 and 19 year olds. Pedophiles use barely legal as an excuse, but they try to go younger if it's legal. No well adjusted man dates someone well below his age.
>>222611358She's qt idgaf
I have a sister
I think I've only ever talked to foids who are weebs or engineers
>>222611099you just stand there
>>222611544>No well adjusted man dates someone well below his age>doubling down on the hag foid argumentsAre you a woman?
I only do paid thinking. Imagine doing thinking for free.
Is one of the ugly ones your mom?
>tfw you poop then have to wipe your butt but you really dont feel like it
i don't really care about pedo or not pedo arguments but as someone hitting mid twenties, i already can't fucking stand being around 18 year olds. they constantly do and say stupid shit because their frontal lobe is underdeveloped and all they talk about is the instagram reel memes they saw that week.i dunno about you guys but i was a retard when i was 18, i don't need to be reminded of that fact
>>222611609Your mom is a woman
>>222611659Why dont u wash it
>>222611659Get one of those Japanese toilets
>>222611669>their frontal lobe is underdeveloped and all they talk about is the instagram reel memes they saw that week.I was talking to a 25 year old like thisSad
>>222611687>>222611694idk that feels kind of gayid rather just let it crust
>>222611659You must be Indian American
>>222611674*birthing personFucking chud, it's pride month!
>>222611694I like the ones that talk when you poop>Mmmm oishiii desu>Sank yu masstah
>>222611721Got his jeet ass!
>>222611720
>>222611654
>>222611771Looks like my sister's boyfriend
>>222611819HOT
>>222611819LOL
>>222611771>36Why does he look 46 tho?
rumor has it ukraine has been teeing off on russia lately
>>222611850Rough 46 to be de su
May have just pooped can't say for sure
this movie is someone's fantasy
Atheitstic smug man of "science" gets squished by believer king kong gorilla
>>222611858Lmao it was kind of seeing the Belarussian president lying on TV saying>Actually we've never helped Russia attack Ukraine and also we wouldn't want to have a fight with Ukraine
>>222611714arrested development is sadder than it is annoying. but it is indeed also annoying
>>222611879Are you watchin the one where the lady's naked lower halves are sticking out of the walls and you can't see their heads?
>>222611879ENTER
>>222611931>>222610118
>>222611901>arrested development is sadder than it is annoyingI haven't seen it but I thought it was a comedy show? Have I been lied to?
why did they need to write wmaf into the script? wtf
>>222611979That is supposed to be comedy???
>>222611879You talking about that movie "Cruising"
>>222611989WMAF is the purest form of love
>>222611669I reached that point at 22 when I re-enrolled to university and had all my classes with literal high schoolers. Shit grinds your fucking ears, I could never be a teacher.
White dudes act about Asian women how black dudes act about white women
>>222611989consequences of hollywood being located on the west coast, sorry
Mom wants me to make cook tonight what a faggot
>>222611969That's what they get for posting gore and snuff in telegram all day
>>222612046Make sperm in whatever you cook so she has to eat some of it lolDumb bitch that'll teach her
>>222612046>make cook tonightSaaaaaaaaar
I write smut fanfiction on tumblr and ao3 that I have received much praise for but no one knows I have never actually touched a woman irl
Oh no Kiki
Do Mexicans just never post here lol
>>222612117Some obsessed gay faggot who's always here scares them off
>>222612117heres one>>222611192
>>222612113>capitalizing the b in blackwe need to leave this in 2020
My mother is always such a repulsive selfish asshole. Today after her last tantrum I felt the sudden urge to bash her head in
>>222612117You are Mexican
>>222612134>janny bans me for making a jeet joke or two in /cum/ but lets him do that for yearsThis site is so retarded man...
>>222612117We don't like the actually Mexican ones because they are cunty and then get upset when you point their country is shit
I need to get a job where I can make people unknowingly drink my spermThat is decriminalized in California as long as you have hiv right?
>>222612117They left because they seethed about Trump and being deported.
>>222612096Transition already
>>222612199>mexican flags>deportedUh
>>222612172>I felt the sudden urge to bash her head inWatch this https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219549072/#219550715You will permanently lose that feeling
>>222612134huh>>222612148picrel>>222612176Just 1.6% actually
WE ARE WE AREMA GA
>>222612096I used to write a giant althist scenario about if Petain didn't surrender and led France through WWII, sadly the Janny there banned me and got assmad for something completely different despite it being fairly popular and praised in those circles.
>>222612208This guy seems awesome
>goat gets born in India >Immediately tries to kill self
>>222612254Thanks man
>>222612208even a disabled chad reads more than /cum/
>>222612113isnt she from that netflix show about witches?
>>222612235My uncle is MAGA but he got mad when I said he looks like a Mexican
Does anyone want to join my coven?
>>222612323I do
>>222612315many such cases
We are Charlie Kirk
>>222612279Perfectly understandable
>>222612208This bro has to be faking it for disability money
bookfags are obnoxious
>>222612323If the membership is overwhelmingly male, or trans folks are allowed in, then it's a hard pass for me
>>222612341Alright meet me by the spooky tree next full moon. You bring the coolaid powder and I'll bring the vodka
>>222612381I read books and I'm not obnoxious
>>222612381Why do you hate education and love ignorance so much
>>222612392Can I bring a beer instead
>>222612315How many chuds are there in Pilipinas
>>222612315>My uncle is MAGAForeigners identifying with our nativist movement is always so ironicI guess thirdies lack basic self awareness
>>222612432It's 80% of the population. Divorce is still illegal there
>>222612427Ok but make some custom spooky labels for it like Kadaver Kölsch or Pentagram Pilsner so it fits with the theme>>222612388Where do you think you are? This is a male power coven and shit
>>222612418The salt of the earth is made up of ignorant people>>222612483>Ok but make some custom spooky labels for it like Kadaver Kölsch or Pentagram Pilsner so it fits with the themeOk ill bring some wine and rebrand it the Devil's blood or something así
History channel or whatever
>>222612418Lol not all books are for le education.
Why does every faggot retard "craft" brewery have 3 summer ipas and a summer sour but no nice lagers?
>>222612214Yeah. Where do you think they go when we deport them
New thread when???????
Sisterstein purchased me a monster energy
NEW>>222612523
NEU!>>222612463>>222612463>>222612463
>>222612596I don't think you're fully grasping what you said
>>222612117we have nothing to do with this general, it would be like asking you why don't you post in the japan general
