Eat the poor to feed the rich edition
destroy your enemies and rape them
GET the lukewarm Amstels drunkGET the Iceland curry microwavedGET the boring group game watched
>>222612593not going to do any of that sorry
my dad build a small hadron collider in his back garden its not that hard
big fat slags on holibobs
friend-of-the-thread ArianaHomosexual still missing June 2026
>>222612593Bit rude installing a camera in my flat, lad
fuck sake I'm just sitting down and sweat is pouring off of me
why was he drinking wine anyway
would love to find out why they call her milly all cock
mental how jeff just lives in ethiopia and jerks off all day
>>222612648Same reason you posted this. He wanted to.
>>222612644fuck sake lad hahahaha oh my days XD
TAKING IT ALL THE RIGHT WAYKEEPING IT IN THE BACK
need to somehow work my trip to paki shop for nicotine into 5000 steps
>>222612664Only at night
>>222612664I do that but I live in Scotland
Might just become an alcoholic, worked for Ric Flair
start making pig iron again
thunder is here now
>>222612688pop down the err chinky on the way back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFDKqFlC3Aclassic
paki shop?chinky?
>>222612708Surely they’d burn themselves doing that, what with the trotters for hands
>>222612710plymouth? x
The amount of posts here relating to the heat suggests the majority of the /Brit/ team reside in the south, the Midlands and Wales as it isn't as hot in Northern England and Scotland
[YouTube] Peter Griffin Says Normie (embed)
>>222612694aff tae bed soon?
forearms are glistening
need to shag a chimpanzee's fanny
>>222612755
>>222612755It was 29c in Glasgow, big man
>>222612755it's hot enough to complain about everywhere you massive stupid man
>>222612753very rapeable
>>222612755Live in Cardiff me34 degrees last night
When I was growing up girls would stop me in the street and say "will you go out with my mate?" and then the mate would loudly go "EWWWW" and they'd walk away with the first girl laughing wildly.Reply to this post if it's happened to you too x
>>222612810grim
my celibacy is a mercy really. no woman should be subjected to my horrible willy
>>222612810thomas crooks last words
r flo
>>222612755its 14 celsius here, dont know where all these fags live, its not hot at all.
Scottish niggas be like:>Let's just wait and see how everyone else does
cressida dick
jaaaames baxter
i hate zoe bread
Bating a Northern Hemisphere response
only the east coast is below 20what an experience x
>>222612869i like a sourdough
>>222612843brazilian bird i was shagging once told me i have "a pretty dick"
going to start working out tomorrow
>>222612869i like her
>>222612835one time i was sat in mcdonalds and a group of teenage girls came and surrounded me and sat at my table and then when i said something they all burst out laughing and left
>>222612869Anon on 4chan keeps posting about me so I asked the council for his IP address but the woman in charge of that was in a meeting.
>>222612861clarke has the cuckold mindset of the also ran teams in the SPFL
>>222612917bizarre made up story
>>222612694We're all fae somewhere
in 3 more hours the thunder comesi genuinely cannot remember what feeling cold is like
got fat dog on
>>222612955well lush x
>>222612955thunder and heavy rain here i dont like it
turning my heater up all the way and boiling alive so i dont feel left out
Genuinely have a lovely big penisShame about every single other characteristic
>>222612955none round my way
>>222612955you'll be moaning about it in no time. best fire up the heating now
>>222613003pics x
>>222613012codys going mental
>>222613003How big?
Lads I think it's a bit cruel how Europe just keeps stringing along Ukrainians to fight this nightmarish war for them.
got the runsit's like a brown soup pouring outnot good
might spill my seed tonight, i'm up for it
>>222613012must be a yankee if he's soyfacing at only 104
>>222613012who is more pathetic? the people that make a living doing this or the people who regularly watch it and suggest videos to them
its meant to rain tonight and of course the gfs bull said i would have to sleep outside just typical
americans react to bradley walsh shooting swans with a crowssbow
>>222613049Think posting on 4chan beats everyone in that scenario
fuck it im off to destroy the moon
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
>>222613049I'm a Reacting To My Roots superfan
>>222613062the bradley walsh in question:
rubbing my coochie
wonder how many lads I've made cum here when I post my thots
>>222613091i reckon none
>>222613032they're such dickheads
>its meant to rain tonight and of course the gfs bull said i would have to sleep outside>just typical
>>222613091prolly just you and a couple other brainless black indian brained bastards with half an iq point rattling around in their primitive skulls
https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/2069588748963074156
>>222613091him >>222613149
Here's the best possible tip on how to stay cool in this heat without an aircon
>>222613142Bruce that was VERY rude
>>222612593I pured hot water on ice and got lukewarm water
>>222612917was at McDonalds once and there was loads of us crammed into one table cuz it was like 2am and everyone was just over from the pub and some lad started asking girls about their feet and talking about 4chan and his mate said "sorry he's autistic". that was when I first understood the ugly friend effect because the birds all moved closer to us and chatted to us to avoid him
>>222613091If they are clothed slags, probably zero
don't mind slagposting and quite like to look at them but i'm never compelled to wank to them
if it's so hot why not just put your balls in a cup of ice water
Just succesfully installed an illegal telly decoder, i've got unlimited footy, and all that shite from amazon, netflix, and whatever.Fucking lovely.Any suggestions?
Today's menu.Six games AGAIN Rorke?You keep eating like this you're going to get fat.It's okay, I won't tell yer mum xx
>>222613202I'm on a bus
just got back from the autism eventfit bird there that I'm looking to shag next week
just want to goon my pog stick to exxels
>>222613222What Primary she in?
>>222613216loads and loads of shit matches
>holibobs>doggo>woofer>chungus
>>222613213watch some mental chinese tv or something
Alri lads xTaking a shit in Calgary aren't I xx
>>222613213>Any suggestions?Get a clue
My body is simultaneously so skinny you can see my ribs but so fat and bloated that my belly sticks out like a football No idea what the fuck is wrong with me or how to fix it, I've always been stuck like this and I hate it
>>222613217i did not think of that, good luck to.you!!!
right well the fact is both of these are getting purchased
>>222613216Sorry sweaty, I don't consume slop x
>>222613263kek this is fucking me
>>222613263Malnutrition. You're eating less calories than a body of your height needs and the calories you're consuming are full of fat and sugar instead of healthy stuff. You also don't exercise. t. Was exactly you 3 years ago
>>222613236it's an event for autistic adults
Picky bitsGreat bit of kitThis bad boy
>>222613263are you one of those starving african kids
>>222613245holibobs surely predates redditI'm 30 and it's something I've heard since I was a kid
Anyone got a TV License I can borrow to watch the footy?
>>222613213m8, non of that shit is worth wasting your time on
slytherin women belong to POWERFUL gryffindor bulls
>>222613263goblin mode
>>222613343yh lad just borrow mine tonight and watch it on iplayer x
>>222613323how many trannies?
>>222613325ktimtim
>>222613343yes mate have mine but bring it backX34AHB5634JERT345SDRG5
>>222613247>>222613259lets watch some bbc, see what all the rage is about.
>>222613343*accidentally hands over my gay card*erm give it back now
>>222613329I've never heard it until these threadsMaybe you live in a reddit area
in KFCpretty zoomette with big soft chebs in a low cut topcan't stop staring
watchmojo top 10 rorke moments 360p
>>2226133692 out of the 14 of us lolboth m2f
>>222613325>Picky bitsWhoever created this phrase should be shot
satan wants me to kill myself so he can rape my soul for eternity
There's nothing wrong with eating fat. Start eating 10+ eggs a day, yolks and all.
>>222613391maybe you haven't heard it because you're in your bedroom all day
>>222613395photo for the lads?
>>222613405fully agree with this anon
sir randy lucifer
eggnonce loves his eggs
Make it make sense in real time, or play stupid games and win stupid prizes. The ball's in your court. Do you want to fuck around and find out?
picky tea tonight
Gf's mad at me because I said I'd watch the new Harry Potter show.
>>222613400as an autistic person what do you think the connection is?
how to find sasquatch in gta san andreas
do i get booze for tomorrow or nah? heat is making me not even want to get steaming
thunder and lightning is back already
Holibobs absolutely pre-dates the internet
>>222613467can i have some please
Dame Holly Bobbs
>>222613395don't hog it all to yourself
Why wouldn’t you just kill yourself
>>222613417nice projection geek
>>222613424Why do you bother? You know he's not going to but you get peoples hopes up
>>2226134592/14 is about 14%. 14% of a group of autistic people happen to be trans. It's hardly compelling evidence to suggest a link LOL
rorke you've got a family nowyou need to grow up son
Sir Rope Shooter
>>222613467very very frightening
doing the music cd trick on ridge racer ps1 and listening to westlife while I race
>>222613424knowing my luck I'd probably get clocked immediately if I tried taking a photoyou'll just have to imagine x
its really loud and scary
what can i do about my hellish neighbours?
>>222613532Get a job
>>222613459maybe a feeling of being an outsider (that comes from autism) that they think changing their gender identity will fix?I think they are also more likely to show up to these sort of thing, the introverted autists (who don't transition) are in their rooms>>222613503you coming to the next autism event? x
since the heatwave I haven’t really been keeping up with my language learning
>>222613532me giving u sloppy backshots
>>222613472Wouldn't know because I don't live in a reddit area x
>>222613391it's one of those silly things that middle class women say
>>222613490>23only time I could imagine myself being so horny to do something so inane would be about 13and even then not MUMSIE's. that's mental.23 is absurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3gj08bVO58
>>222613549Which language
>>222613503there’s a well established linkhttps://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/transgender-and-gender-diverse-individuals-are-more-likely-to-be-autistic-and-report-higher-autistic
>>222613546I haven't got autism. I've been tested multiple times and it always came back negative.
>>222613569Poonese
Sometimes, all I think about is youLate nights in the middle of JuneHeat waves been faking me out
>>222613569gay porn
>>222613545i have one :)
War movies always portray soldiers as mature, muscular chads, but in real life most of them are skinny 19 year old nerds.
why is it never (cis) women who have horrifying bodily malfunctions and bizarre proportions?
I'm from Redditch hahalike a reddit area
genuinely every cunt I've ever met who idolises Cristiano Ronaldo has been extremely weird
>I haven't got autism. I've been tested multiple times
>>222613555Very bizarre thing to say. Not sure what it’s supposed to mean at all.
>>222613578don't need a diagnosis for this sort of thingand we could always do with more girls
>>222613594Fair enough, good on you>>222613576Take it to /Britfeel/
>>222613444
Malaponte in?
Imagine the shock and horror if there were (hypothetical, subjunctive mood) a /brit/ meet up and it turned out EW was actually a biological female
>>222613617Is it in Shropshire?
>>222613569Romanian
https://voca.ro/164pYSjwoxRp
what is it about female commentators that makes them so grating and annoying to listen to?
>>222613655nh
>>222613662Niko my casin!! Let’s go bowling
>>222613613clearly fucking does
Unironically thought my grandma had invented picky bits until a few years ago when it became trendy
soon we all will worship fat old ugly bastards, and he will guide us
>>222613653And then we all gangbanged her with our monster dicks hell yeah SEX!!!!
>>222613678Culturally ingrained misogyny
>>222613672my family do this
the cute lezzer colleague doesn't want to come out tonight so it's just me and the middle aged blokereckon we'll run out of things to talk about and be silently looking at our phones within the first hour
>>222613569Proto-Cheadle Sign Language
>>222613662Bazat. Am deja învățat limba română. De ce înveți limba?>>222613685Niko in GTA IV is meant to be Serbian, not Romanian
new sea shanty
>>222613612Messi is a genius and so am I because I like him
>>222613612I don't like ronnie, always disliked that fact refs never sent him off after he'd mini crash out and puch or slap an opposing player, but the tune has my heart crying
love looking at my reflection in the turkish barbers since the big portraits of tyson fury and cristiano ronaldo behind me look like they're about to spitroast and bukkake me as I sit in my seat
>>222612743close x
>>222613549Opposite for me, I work in a bakery and it's so hot that nobody's really coming in so I've had loads of free time to read in my target language
my ears nose and throat are all full of schmuckus
Ireland vs curacow in just a few minutes
>>222613723i cant see a shanty anywhere
>>222613726true
>>222613723ian taylor, legend
why are young white men in britain so soft
watching along with the sidemen
Oh my god I just clocked it Mihai never died, never leftEW IS MIHAIMihai just transitioned and came up with a new trip Chance there's to coincidentally two Romanian arse bandits here is too low
>>222613755lel
>>222613749it's curasow, actually
>>222613615It means you're from an area where people say gay reddit shit like holibobs and chungus
2 tick wanking with the help of Sea Shanty 2
>>222613772alri ginge no need to get angry
>>222613799discord friend has this as her pfp
>>222613772not in britain though, are they
Can’t be good sign
>>222613774I'm not Romanian I just learnt it. I tried speaking to Mihai in Romanian but he said he'd been away from Romania for so long he could no longer speak it fluently
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>>222613824>her
>>222613832>I'm not Romanian I just learnt itNobody does this
>>222613827just hand them over you distrusting prick
>>222613689>picky bitsLiterally never heard thisIs it a southern poofter thing?
>>222613824about a 1 billion% chance its a tranny
>>222613772Just English men being faggots as perNothing new
going on 9pm and it's 30 degrees outsidewe are SO fucked
>>222613774tilde likes to pretend to be able to speak other languages because they know a few basic sentences
>>222613837>>222613858yes she's trans so what
>>222613772and we're the ones who can't handle a bit of banter
>>222613678Women should be seen, not heard
>>222613854No it's a hard northerner thing
>>22261386721 hereget fucked londoner
Honestly never met less competent or less employable freaks than the people working on my UC case I could unironically do a better job than them but alas I'll die unemployed
oh is the world fucked is itright well I don't care as I've never received love and affection from women
Why does piehead keep calling me tilde?
>>222613876mad how you people are literal clones of one another manufactured in the tranny factoryzero identity whatsoever
wonder if she would let me suck her offshe lives 7 hours away tho
>>222613860As a countryside boy who’s never spoke to a Muslim before, if I was on the train and said to her I think your England burka thing is really cool would she be allowed to respond or not because I’m a man ?
>>222613895He's keeping it old school tonight!
Jerk your worthwhile penis
Went to IKEA last week, full of BAMEs but one of the Muslim lads had an England shirt on and seemed genuine about it
>>22261386719 here, although that's the lowest it will be all night
picky bits for tea
>starts kicking off on plane>diesis it drugs?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17ypedelk9o
>>222613772tell me why should you be allowed to be openly racist in public without repercussions?
in japan the world cup is called W杯
>>222613916discord friend has this as xis pfp
>19 years oldthat's brutal you knowbloody brutalI imagine it's how most of /brit/ looks like desu
>>222613787And what kind of area is that then? I am utterly baffled as to how your brain works.
Can you call Ireland Britain because it is part of the British Isles right? So you could call Ireland Britain and you wouldn't be wrong would you
>>222613906didnt even realise that was a burkathought it was a man with a balaclava
modulo did yuji right, break the cycle. fuck the status quo. sukuna couldn't crush his ideal, yuji will bear the burden until the promised timemy fuarkin heroooo
>>222613891Right then well this is a good post isn't it
I can't be the only one right? Aren't your Universal Credit contacts low IQ incompetents too?
>>222613946technically yes but they do NOT like it
>>222613941kinda looks like alan in the live action smiling friends reboot
>>222613946You would be wrong. Britain and the British isles are not the same thing
>>222613931probably the three gram bag of coke stuffed up his colon split
>>222613954global warming is it yeah? earthquakes?I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA
>>222613772lol faggothope someone gets him and he's sent back in a body bag
>>222613951and what of the voodoo dolls girl
>>222613939
shounenCHADS www@
her willy
get the tiktok screenshots posted
>>222613931We will find out in the coming days I'm sure
>>222613961they work in jobcentrewhat were you possibly expecting
>>222613772The steward probably ignored him because he was too pissed. I thought alcohol wasn't allowed at the games though cos they wanted to be family friendly?
Irish niggas be like:>Is that different geographical terminology I'm going to bomb your fucking house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByEvIimSa4
>>222614008the intellectuals call it a shenis
>>222613946I suppose, but Ireland is the island made up of two countries - The Republic of Ireland (Eire) and Northern Ireland (Ulster)
>>222613987Why is naziyank so deranged Literally foaming at the mouth calling for bloody murder because someone on twitter said racism is bad
Irish niggas be like:>fish? what's that?
>>222614008
>>222613784i like mine best.
>>222613994For me personally it's BLEACH, but I can fuck with Naruto too
>>222614046CWLTSHC
>>222613986Another cracking post here I have to say
Did an online autism test.Told me I was a Gryffindor.
Are you saving posts for the new? Why has the thread slowed down to a halt?
>>222613993umm!
>>222613946No, Britain refers to the island that Scotland England and Wales are on.
>>222613772>london gigacuck steps out of his echo chamber
>>222613772i dont like racists but come the fuck on mate, everyone is trying to watch footy and you're out here playing copper
Don Cheadle
>>222614078AI slop
>>222613932what repercussions did the anti-white BLM loonies recieve?
>>222614029The Republic of Ireland is actually just called Ireland. It's actually never legally been called the Republic of Ireland.
Donald Cheadle Duck
was on a train from london to birmingham once and heard some geezer call meghan markle the queen of spadesI DID NOT tell the ticket man though.
>i dont like racists
>>222613186bizarre made up story
>>222613989enjoying her hag era
probs gonna watch the germany game because it will be of higher quality
>>222613932That Labour paki who called for white people's throats to be slit faced no repercussions
brit sex edish NOW or i wont release sex 104
Don Stretford
The Democratic Republic of the Congo
>>222614129you can't be racist to white people since white people are in a position of power
>>222614159yeah more quality street more like you fat cunt
>>222614129>>222614168That's him done then.
>>222614120put them hands down
>>222614146actually happened thobeit. About a decade ago now
>>222614181Now now
>>222614169nobody gives a fuck
New>>222614199>>222614199>>222614199
>>222614070alri seamus finnegan
>>2226141567 letters bondage
>>222614176that's a very racist thing to sayyou must be one of those anti-white racist BLM loonies I just mentioned
>>222613714Wanna get the coke in and have one of the best nights of your life hearing stories of his wild youth. Every boomer lived before they became boring.
>>222613827Legal requirement for it to be on your payslip
>>222614033shut your faggot mouth
