heatwave edition
start doing this
>>222617043why has she aged so poorlylooks so old for a 25yo
so how does a fan keep you cool?
>>222616971Why do human women have to be so shitIf I were a tall woman I'd love wielding power over smaller, weaker men. Like how insect females routinely eat the male after copulating
>>222617043where does she even find shoes like thatshe did not find them in a shop where women in their 20s shop
keith floyd subedition
>>222617055she's 26
>>222617055Especially since she doesn’t drink or do drugs
>>222617043Bit early
>>222617039Where do you usually find them? >>222617034It's not that bad
shall be reading myself to sleep shortly
why cant our stomachs cook raw food from our body heat
>>222617060>if i were a woman i would be a masculine womanNo shit
did the germans play badly? couldnt watch the game.
Has Ruby ever had a boyfriend?
Most dangerous spiders I have encountered in my backyard are funnel webs like pic related, they can kill a human
MY NIGGA WHAT
just did the eggiest fart of all time
How is instant coffee so cheap
I want to get tattoos but I fear I will look STOOPID
>>222617075bs... doing a bit of mandy, coke and drinking on weekends isn't going to make any difference at that age. it's only if you become an addict and take that shit into your 30s.
>>222617064she's just different
>>222617079oh you said apps nvm..
little hedgehogberg has returned and has inadvertently knocked the bowl up the right way but it's too dark to tell if he's now either eating or shitting in the food bowl>>222616457maybe >>222616468dried hedgehog food. chicken and grains or something
>>222617099t. Emma Watson
cheat code this
>>222617102it instantly sells :)
>>222617102
And now please welcome to the stage the zesty Fode pop dancers!
>>222617099What did you eat
right that’s Australia in the filter well done
>>222617086Zesty Foden hummus arse
>>222617060this is why you're a lonely incel
>At 41°C (106°F), your own essential brain proteins begin to denature, leading to seizures and brain damage.>At 42°C (108°F), you die.explains thirdie countries
the ref is a cutie.
>>222617092don't know sorry
british genes create fat evil ugly munters with asymmetrical and recessed faces and pale sallow skin that wrinkles super easily. when british people go to mainland europe everyone laughs at them. in spain, france, germany, italy they say "that's so british" when they see something round or evil or asymmetrical or incompetent or stupid.
>>222617058a fan cools you mainly by increasing convective heat transfer and evaporation. it moves air across your skin, which strips away the warm boundary layer next to your body and helps carry heat into the room more quickly. if your skin is moist from sweat, the moving air also speeds evaporation, and evaporation takes away a lot of heat as latent heat. a fan does not lower the ambient emperature, but it makes your body lose heat faster, which is why you feel cooler.
>>222617055doesn't know how to groom herself or do makeup properly
>>222617149your vpn is on mouldie
>>222617141that's referring to core temperature..do you not understand what warm blooded means?fucking hell /brit/ is full of mongs today i'm off to bed
>>222617141Think this is for fevers, not weather.
the bad guys lose once again, yay.
>>222617090Well I'm saying why does "feminine" have to equate to not dominant when it naturally is sometimes
>>222617107Shut the fuck up
>>222617141they only go out at night when the sun is cold
cant find my doopin wallet
>>222617102depends on the quality, before I stopped drinking I used to buy Jacobs and it was getting very expensive. 15 euros for 500 grams...ffuck outta heea>>222617095insane
>Germany
how do the group stages work? why come some groups have 3 teams going through and others only 2?
>>222617107coooope
how do i get blacked
poop stages haha
Emma Watson shits from her asshole.
>>222617168>>222617164the environmental temperature for that kind of thing to start happening is still only 40-50 degrees which is still happening in some places
October 7th was the greatest day of my life
>>222617218Because FIFA riggi wanted more money
>>222617218the group stage will have teams playing everyone in their group to earn points, and the top teams will move on to the knockout rounds. because the tournament has expanded, some groups may send more teams forward than older world cups did, and a few third-place teams could also advance if the format uses best-ranked finishers to fill the next round. the exact number going through depends on how fifa sets up the bracket so it fits the total field cleanly.
>>222617094/brit: allow us to introduce ourselves
>>222617218There hold a kissing contest the winners go through
>>222617235call nine eleven and say it's an emergency
>>222617064mary janes are popular, you can find them pretty much anywhere
Mohammed el-sharmoot is delivering your order
>>222617173Why dont you do some field research on a fanny or two before you start running your mouth about what women are
Do you need a license for an AC in the UK?
>>222617281Sent that virgin freak flying.
>>222617287you need planning permission
getting my cock varnished
germany did that on purpose so we couldn't qualify. fuck germany and fuck this world cupwont be watching another minute
can you do any better on the salary boys?
>>222617255they haven't decided the format yet?
Might genuinely die in the O2 tomorrow with this heat
>>222617149they do be calling brits guiris
>>222617305gott strafe england
>>222617287no it’s included in the window licence
>>222617281>Why dont you do some field research on a fannyok i'll apply for a research grant to study your behaviour
>germany
They tend to come out in the Spring/Summer after there's been a downpour
My willy screws into my crotch like a lightbulb.
>>222617343are they dangerous?
>>222617343they havent killed anyone since the 1980s
>>222617343what if youre scared of spiders in australia. are you just fucked
>>222617095i would probably literally die if i saw inside my house
>>222617235it's ziedy's bloody google history
Metallica were ok. Years catching up with them. Don’t think I’ll bother next time.
>>222617218The 3rd places are put into a mini league table and the top 8 of 12 also go through
>>222617359accurate and informative
rorke going to Berghain and accidentally stumbling into the fisting room
>>222617384was it hot in there
right that’s me off the thread thanks for ruining my evening fucking ugly cunts you couldn’t just be normal and talk about normal things oooh let’s post pictures of spiders fuck off hope your mum dies of cancer
i dont get it, do the buildings in the UK have bad insulation or something? because a lot of the people complaining are complaining about 25 celsius weather, and thats not so bad if you stay indoors.
>>222617417It was 36 here today
im so scared of spiders, bros :(
>>222617413I didnt even post spiders and ive got mumdieofcancerphobia so cheers for that
only like 2 thousand australians are hospitalised with spider bites every yearits a nothingburger
germany didn't look very goodthink france and argentina have looked the best so far
>>222617384first 4 albums are goated, have seen them 4 times live, always a good timeI did the same thing with Radiohead recently, never had listened to them, I liked them a lot
gonna rinse all the Germans at work tomorrow
>>222617411Yeah and as you can imagine there were a LOT of big fat guys and gals in the crowd who were not built for it.
diego going to berghain and "accidentally" stumbling into the midget piss slave room
>>222617384I think if I was a band I wouldn't keep going forever. just do a few great albums then break up. always be remembered at your peak
>>222617256scr>>222617384did they play battery?
>>222617043imagine if travellers moved into that field and made her life a living hell
wolf spider in tunnel
>>222617432did you die?
the berghain "nigga"""
>>222617465s
>>222617455They are making way too much money, they still get 20-50k people at their concerts.
>>222617464I have a portable AC, so I bunkered up in my home office all day with it on
>>222617462dont we have them
>>222617455bet they all think that way when they start out but what are you supposed to do? retire at 34?
>>2226174628 legged freak!
https://youtu.be/sztVEgr3wxAmy kind of spiders
>>222617432sorry to hear that, do you have an AC?
thunder and lightning time
updated foxfire or firefox or whatever and now's there a bunch of bullshit cluttering up the page. hate this so much really
>>222617360Fatal for humans without antivenom>>222617363Because of antivenom>>222617368You'll learn to adapt, I live in a more regional area, you don't see these in the city and it's unlikely you'll see funnel webs in the suburbs, but you will likely encounter huntsmans and other spiders every now and thenI also occasionally see praying mantis' in my yard
>>222617384never met a metallica or black sabbath fan who wasn't a merch wearing simpleton. i've never cared to explore their music for this reason alone
>>222617488I do >>222617475Because I work at home and need to be cool to work
imma speak my truth
>>222617095I was bitten by a wolf spider once on my inner thigh, could've been my ball sack if he just turned around
>>222617500I never update anything, it's all a scheme
>>222617479they make a new band and keep going
That's it, the heatwave is finally over, you've made itgive yourself a pat on the back
I only want a woman who is intelligent beautiful and kind, that's it.
Worst German defeat since ________ (fill in the blank)
>>222617459They didn’t. They did a bit of that 500 miles song because it was Scotland which got the mongs excited. I did not care for it.
>>222617500why they updating so much recently? is it just fixing the ai shit
>>222617475Mad you're forced to spend like 40p an hour on lekky just to avoid dying. Truly evil government.
>>222617518was it painful?
lil Rorke on a madone
>>222617523also she can’t speak english
arent the storms saturday?if someone says midnight on friday is that the midnight between thursday and friday or the midnight betweenfriday and saturday
i reckon i could get into berghaini have aura
>>222617550gave me a good chuckle.
And God Bless Israel.
>>222617550
tell me a fun fact
>>222617550chantard bros…we won!
think my cpu is on the way outbastard!
>>222617343>Its bite is capable of causing serious illness or death in humans if left untreatedAustralia seems like a shit place
>>222617578howl
>>222617500I disabled something in about:config when the shortcuts bar on the new tab page first changed slightly and I've had no changes since then
>>222617560fuck Berghain, there are better clubs
>>222617500>>222617605For me it's the giant VPN stealing half of the top bar now
>>222617606too loud for my autistic ears
black sabbath - planet caravan
>>222617520you're smarter than me. i always regret updating. worst decision of 2026 for me so far was doing the iphone liquid ass software update >>222617536probably. maybe they're making everything ready for when we have to get our faced scanned and fingerprints taken before we can google anything
>>222617550mental people have started using internet sland irl
>>222617501really? that's crazy
any islamo-marxist duganist communist third worldist national bolsheveik man in?
>>222617642When I ask mikey what his favourite band is and where he'd like to go when he dies.
>>222617642Blacked sabbath
>>222617640perfect goonbait
>>222617520i instantly regreted updating windows 7.
>>222617660odd comment
>>222617546wasn't that painful actually, but i did have to squeeze out a bunch of puss and blood which would've been worse on my nuts.
>>222617532I think they always do whiskey in the jar when they're in Ireland
>>222617640
>>222617665it was a call back dumb cunt
>>222617665Not if you were paying attention to the thread!
Cody bro let’s go play some Call of Doody.
>>222617657god i hate internet culture
>>222617640don’t usually care about abs but this is hot
In Australia, spiders catch micehttps://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/australia-giant-spider-mouse-carry-horrifying-impressive
any JavaScript man in
is the sex that couples have to intentionally procreate as horny as the sex they have recreationally before that? alas i have to imagine no
what games did you lads buy from the steam sale?
>>222617683A spider catching a mouse is such a funny thing to make the news, it's groupchat-tier
>>222617639That's why you put two of these bbboy, I'm so scared of tinnitus it's not even funny>>222617663it do be like that, but at least you can turn off updates on it, I'm still using is btw lel>>222617666Damn, where did that happen?
>>222617683oy vey...
wonder what happened to brazilanon
>>222617703The old, non remastered Mass Effect games
>>222617313
>>222617720which one, they're all cunts
>>222617716but when i put earplugs in i can barely hear anyone talkingclubs are not built for us autists
>>222617605sounds like heaven. i'm always scared of tinkering around because i don't know what i'm doing>>222617621oh yeah that was so ugly i hated that too. seems to be gone now after this update today but everything else is so much worse
>>222617640Phwoar i'd lick her wet then dry again
>>222617689got chatgpt to write me a script that renamed some files in a jellyfin friendly format. felt well smart
nigga named finger
>>222617646>worst decision of 2026 for me so far was doing the iphone liquid ass software updatewhat changed? I've never had an iphone
>rorke's agent: my client will never accept that offer, you either quintuple that or we walk out with nothing
>>222617747would love to finger its fanny
>>222617725love this bit haha
>>222617758erm
>>222617747Just watched a show about how they were electrocuting horses by putting wires up their bums
>>222617724never played mass effect, is it like gears of war?
horse named finger
>>222617772bizarre
>>222617728you just take it out for a bit and put it back in, also there are ones with a volume adjuster
>>222617759perfect goonbait
>>222617778doesn't even have fingers innit
>>222617729try this: about:config browser.newtabpage.activity-stream.nova.enabled change to false
aff tae bed
Twitter and Tiktok has me learning about forms of racism I didn't even know existed
>>222617775Not really, there’s some similarities but the combat is a lot better in gears of war
>>222617724wish i could give these a replay but it's a giant pain to get all the DLC for them>>222617775the second and third ones are like gears of war (all combat is based around taking cover)
>>222617813Imagine the farts that duvet has absorbed.
>>222617813watch Baby donkey learning how to cross a bridge first
>>222617813reckon if she flicked that switch a house slave comes upstairs and pleassures her
>>222617812mcafee
>>222617716Kansas
There was a steam sale?
>>222617827I did swear a big bunch at my monitor trying to get the ones for the first game on. Managed eventually.
mad how all of human society and civilization is a copy of the ancient Mesopotamians
oh my DAYShe's a BUM
>>222617781where did you get this screenshot fromwho is leaking org posts
>>222617836pleasures her in what way, by telling her jokes or performing magic tricks?
>>222617853yeah i don't even know how you would get all the ones for 2 and 3 on PCi think BDTS and pinnacle station are free and you can just download them
>>222617840I meant outside, in a house? >>222617864I'm shorting it
>>222617831gosh
>>222617876by being heathcliff
you lot if you ever get your hands on a girl
>>222617864what a cretin he'll be signing on the dole in no time
>>222617814It’s so funny seeing them all argue about who is whiter. They’re tacitly acknowledging that being white = superior
>>222617891The other ones are all there already. You need to sign in to EA to get them tho
feel so depressed I want to cry
>>222617885it's lost media
>>222617903I'd know what to do here
the next mass effect game will be utter dogshithopefully it never releases and bioware is disbanded and the IP is purchased by a serious studio like CD projekt red or Valarian
did a rare bio fem wank to r/chubby earlier
>>222617903do they ever act like that around ownershuman owners
>>222617903I actually do this
>>222617893inside my house in Kansas when i was asleep
>>222617911i now remember when origin was still a thing
>>222617929porn addicted mong
>>222617930you want to fuck a cat lad?
>>222617928moar lyke biomass lol
Ricky Gervais is planning his most controversial stand-up tour ever as comedian is set to make gags about taboo topics including Jimmy Savile, suicide and Hitlerhttps://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15923403/Ricky-Gervais-planning-controversial-stand-tour-comedian-set-make-gags-taboo-topics-including-Jimmy-Savile-suicide-Hitler.html
>>222617912*hugs you and tells you it will all be ok*
>>222617956unsurei'd have to be in the moment
>>222617935holy shite, glad we don't have stuff like this here
seems like every news item can simplified to '2nd law of thermodynamics continues unabated'
>>222617959he really pushes the envelope, this guy
>>222617959woke won't like this
>>222617912oh yea?i feel depresserest and want to cry even more
>>222617959Godmongs btfo
new mummy single tomorrowhope it's good x
>>222617959Last time I saw one of his stand up shows he was reading out replies to tweets he’d sent. So if you followed him on twitter you already knew about 20 minutes of the set. Found it to be be quite lazy.
imagine living here
Young Ricky Gervais was lowkey goonbait ngl
have to go out tomorrow, don't want to, it'll be like an oven
>>222618005Carly?
how much water should i be drinking
Atheistbros. We won.
>>222617749liquid glass. it makes everything translucent and wobbly, like stuff on your screen is sliding around on ice. the lighting is weird. it's really distracting and a bit difficult to see stuff if your eyes are tired. and it looks bad too, like it's not even aesthetic. i don't know what they were thinking it's genuinely terrible
>>222617959I'm not a WOKEBut what's with middle aged/boomer gents completely losing their mind over it?Lawrence Fox, Graham Linehan, Ricky Gervais.It's become their entire lives. It's bizarre. Just acknoweldge they're annoying cunts and move on like everyone else.
>>222617959i cant take this dude seriously after the atheist crucification picture and that dogshit tv show where all he does is whine and go on power fantasies.
>>222617959woke mob is quivering
>>222618027:)
>>222618041Sounds like he rattled you
>Atheistbros. We won.
arselad night
I’m actually quite worried I wake up tomorrow and my dog is dead because of this heat you know
in bed
He’s funny but he’s also cringe. Bit like you lads. Except he’s funny.
>tfw no pakistani rorke gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hhj8zB-nwU
im not protestant enough to be woke
if I see Ricky I will leave him a shaking raped mess after thoroughly debating him successfully on whether Christianity is real or not
>>222618034Can't you reverse it? That seems like a drastic visual update.>>222618022I'm not ashamed to say I bring a second t-shirt cause I sweat a lot.
ricky gervais goon cock stuck in calais
>>222618072And rich and famous. And has had sex. So not like your average /brit/poster at all really
Ricky seems quite sad and nostalgic in the livestreams he does. Think it's only recently hit him how close he is to the end of his life :(
>>222618054my arse still stings from it. i had to go do therapy to avoid seething in anger at him 24/7.
>>222617812i'm too dumb to even know what this means but thanks. i'll have to look into it when my brain isn't switched off
>>222618069it happens
>>222618070coming soon x
Any ideas for my shag tomorrow?
>>222618102Revolting little turd. Would crush his spine like a pipe cleaner
what does it actually mean to be mindraped?
Are you triggered, snowflakes?
>>222618102>666 KBthis makes me want to kms. thanks, satan
>>222618118ask your mum
>>222618100okay my angel x
>>222618114Average atheist
>>222617095>>222617371would go fucking mental if i saw a spider like that fuuuuuuuuark
>>222618114nasty little boy
>>222618131God of course famous for never killing any animals
>>222618075Would love to spaff on them big bhoobas
>>222618102these dogs look like fat middle aged northern women
>>222618118mindrape = a mindfuckas distinguished from brainrape = to get your idea stolen
>>222618107slap her tits around a bit, put a finger in her arse, call her stupid
>>222618102this is actually so sad.I thought dogs were rather resilient to heat.
corr nice cool breeze
valuing the life of an animal or woman more than say, a wrench, is objectively unbiblical
>>222618116sex
>>222618136Talking more about the vile hateful language
genuinely don't know why chuddies are seething hard over supergirli think she's cute
>>222618159pugs are just crap
pets are stupid. go out and watch the dog walkers you wont see a single happy one. not one of them can be fucked with the responsibility. thats one thing JFs were right about animals livestock. they're either labour or product
>>222618184It's just the usual toxic pissbaby gamers pissing their nappies about women in movies
>>222618186What synagogue is it you go to?
>>222618186incel wisdom of the day
>>222618184I like her little monkey facex
>>222618159brachycephalic breeds like pugs, French bulldogs, bullmastiffs etc struggle in the heat because of their flat face
stop eating meat an dairy
>>222618199Ah so it’ll be a success then?
>>222618184she has cheeks that make it look like she's sucked a million cocksthe whole i dont have my life together thing is obvious goonbait .she's saying im not and out of your league but you can think we could be together since i'm a mess. very familiar trope employed cynically by the studios. audiences dont like that kind of disrespect
>>222618188>>222618188>>222618188
>>222618079can't undo it sadly. apparently it's "the" new interface design for apple
