Prev >>222616773On the water edition
This is the thread
This is the one
shan't use a tripfag new
pathetic
Where do I get Latina pussy?
Fishtank bros will you be watching
>>222620008Idk what fishtank even is
It would be truly pathetic if humanity itself went out to create a paperclip apocalypse, if through algorthim sluts we goaded ourselves to a pointless and arbitrary goal, and by asking these glorified search algorithms how to carry it out we depleted everything the earth has to give and died out. The human mind craves exponentiality. It hates repetition, it despises death. It search for every corner possible to not die, to become greater further and further and further. We were not created to be satisfied, ever. We are supposed to see irrationality, build a system that protects us from it, and when that system fails, die. We don't have the mental capacity, nor does any living thing, to plan for the trillions of years religions and technology offer us. Transformation, death, maybe then and only then can we consider eternity. And that destruction of the previous self will always, must always be terrifying, glowing and beyond comprehension
>>222620889The maze shall not be escaped. The faun must kill all, or the wheel break. You cannot cheat God, you cannot negotiate with death.
>>222619358I like this general
just coomed
finally we can be rid of that awful thread made that awful little boy
>It would be truly pathetic if humanity itself went out to create a paperclip apocalypse, if through algorthim sluts we goaded ourselves to a pointless and arbitrary goal, and by asking these glorified search algorithms how to carry it out we depleted everything the earth has to give and died out.>The human mind craves exponentiality. It hates repetition, it despises death. It search for every corner possible to not die, to become greater further and further and further. We were not created to be satisfied, ever. We are supposed to see irrationality, build a system that protects us from it, and when that system fails, die. We don't have the mental capacity, nor does any living thing, to plan for the trillions of years religions and technology offer us. Transformation, death, maybe then and only then can we consider eternity. And that destruction of the previous self will always, must always be terrifying, glowing and beyond comprehension
We're using this thread but you guys need to remember not to post until it gets cloesr to 310
>>222620923guiness book of world records needs to check out the girth of that muffin top, and maybe other metrics
can we maybe not post trannies in this thread please
This general is real shit these days
Stop the count!!!!
you fucking retards need to remember to not use tripfag threads it only encourages them
What did we think of Deltarune chapter 5
>>222620939blame the tripfaggot
>>222619905>Where do I get Latina pussy?Wear the jersey of a team playing in a Mexican city you're going to and the action should be easy
Might get my legs waxed
Stop dissa cazz'!
Geez, I recycle your threads and this is how you repay me?
I love evil femboys.
>>222620966don't push your luck.
blue eyed Tunisian women
>>222620979These are usually Jews
Why is Canada, USA, Mexico so strong?
i retardmaxxx at work so people think i'm just a lunkhead who only thinks about cars and landscaping it's nice. people just leave me alone and don't bother me with their shitlib ideas on politics or social issues. best way to hide your power level honestly.
>>222620971
This is my year bros
Jason wants to marry Sophie Rain
>>222621026the year of the spoony!
Just ate now I'm gonna jackoff get high and hop in ze shower :]
entry into the breadbergizationverilythe poopinghams hath secundurelatedpropa impignicsizin' diss
Somebody really needs to study the phenomenon of trannies/dykes obsessed with animated sitcom Dads. Is it really just Daddy issues? Consumerism? Both? It's weird to me because it seems like there's a lot of them.
>>222621048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvfOgkeJAN8PUSHING THE EXTREME EXTREME EXTREME! EXTREME!
>>222621053Autism and goonerism is a deadly combination
Tom Pearl is hilarious I don't care what anyone saysthat bit with the diarrhea always cracks me up
Thread halftime themehttps://youtu.be/u5kdEVhObCQ
doo doo
I jinxed the US :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57_2glss_cMI think I have underrated this album's mean-spirited cyberpunk hijinks
Going to do a timing belt job for money next week. Hopefully I don't blow this engine up
lord have mercy
What the fuck
Make it make sense in real time, or play stupid games and win stupid prizes. The ball's in your court. Do you want to fuck around and find out?
>>222621017This man is saving countless chud lives
>California district judge rules that his power somehow supersedes that of the Supreme Court's
>>222621121whats wrong with him?
>>222621137He's going beast mode
>>222621134what a dickhead
ALL OUR TIMES HAVE COMEHERE, BUT NOW THEY'RE GONESEASONS DON'T FEAR THE REAPERNOR DO THE WIND, OR THE SUN OR THE RAINWE CAN BE LIKE THEY ARECOME ON, BABYDON'T FEAR THE REAPERBABY TAKE MY HANDDON'T FEAR THE REAPERWE'LL BE ABLE TO FLYDON'T FEAR THE REAPERBABY I'M YOUR MAN
>>222621151I feel this is more a song a soyjak would sing rather than a pepe
Oh, you holy lines of code! Make us live forever, and give us wings to soar, and skin of precious metal to endure this life's trials! Trample nature into dust! Make it new! Make us anew!
>>222621151good song
I look fucking UGLY with a bicycle helmet on.
It's looking like I'm getting a good night's sleep tonight finally
>>222621182Nice outfit goober
>>222621184I wish I could get a good night's sleep
Reminder Don't Fear the Reaper is about a couple's ritual murder-suicide. Don't believe me? Go read the lyrics.
>>222621190Try amanita muscaria But it needs to be taken with specific directions
>>222621196Yah you gotta boil it otherwise it'll make you mad sick.
BOC can mean Blue Oyster Cult or it can mean Boards of Canada.
>>222621182Get a full face dirt bike helmet then
>>222621207I don't mind Board of Canada, but if someone asked me to hum a tune of theirs, well....
>>222621207BÖC is Blue Öyster Cvlt
How Jasonesque is this [s4s] drawfag on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>222620849>I'm a man, men don't shave their body hair and they sure as shit don't shave their ass.Tell that to athletes that shave their body
Might read fooled by randomness written by the phonecian
It's almost 10pm and I'm just now making dinner. How silly of me.
>>222621234if you have to write "i love me" on your mirror you clearly do not love yourself
How are my fingernails literally black with dirt
I'm silly :p
>>222621186you wish you could work half as fuck as hard as i do
>jfk>mlk>global cooling>global warming>anonymous>pizzagate>clowns>epstein>soros>ticksit's all the tip no matter how deep you dig it's just the tip the tip never ends the tip just gets bigger and bigger
>>222621272you forgot el nino
>see i have 40+ likes on dating app>keep swiping and swiping... no match>switch to passport mode>every single like is from Latin Americans and Philippines Well at least I can pull in the third worldThat's good to know
i'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck?
>>222621279
The old guy who sold me the electric skateboard said it only took him like an hour to feel comfortable on it. I think it's gonna take me a LOT longer than that.
>>222621196You told me this last time and it didn't work
what is the deal with all these anime gay ads? i know i'm the dope for not using an ad-block, but how can you have the money to advertise a discord? it's not a game or album or anything to sell. the idea that someone's paying for ad-space on 4chan to try to lure people into a "twink discord" is really weird, and creepy. hopefully it's an fbi operation, and they're just using it to round fuckers up.
>>222621274https://youtu.be/m0kk3nHCSUk?si=E7nJZ5otKPuaz5WK
>>222621287These girls look super hot actually but they're third world gold diggers so it's about as embarrassing as getting with a fat girl
>>222619358On the water under a moon mist sky
>>222621282SCUZE YOUSCUZE YOU
>>222621298deez fukken roughnecks...I prefer 'em in smaller doses on One Bite Pizza Reviews
>>222621190Chloroform is pretty cheap>>222621240>Tell that to athletes that shave their bodyI'm not an athelete that has to shave, that's a very specific class of man just like the bottoms I was talking about in that last thread where it makes sense.>>222621272>the tip just gets bigger and biggerIt's called the head, son.
Water pressure from urine really removes the toughest stains
y'a'l'l ever think about north american scrimpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBmaz7dIo-c
>>2226212974chan ads are like half a dogecoin per weekEasily payable off neet disposable income
>>222621313You ever load up a pressure washer with your piss?
>>222621324Not yet but I wonder if the chemicals would help
>>222620971Sex with Griffith
Remember when someone at the /cum/ meetup had head lice so everyone had to shave their heads
I think Fallout 4 was a lot of fun. Just needed power armor to be less frequent and a better radio selection. I liked building towns and setting supply routes between them
>>222621306first time I watched it in like 2011 "scuze me you old bag"
The shadow remains cast
>>222621311cycling and swimming isn't a "very specific class of man"
>>222621340the coloration of that game was kinda psychedelic
>>222620345>Charles Manson>Vaush>Timothy McVeigh>Varg Vikernes>Michel FoucaultThese are all based
My mushrooms are fruitingIt actually worked, excited
>>222621352>cycling and swimming isn't a "very specific class of man"Doing it to the point where it's your livelihood you have to physically alter yourself to excel at is. Most guys that swim and ride bikes don't shave their bodies, only those that are highly dedicated and specialized for it are.
>>222621340Is that the one in Boston? I liked it
I never use power armor in FO games
>>222621340All Bethesda Fallouts are very bad.
>>222621340combat was great, the downtown area was pretty dense and detailed which was really fun, the really lacking part was the rpg elements and writing but it's a great foundation for mods and custom playthroughs
>>222621340>>222621381fallout 4's power armor is actually pretty fun to use, despite the covfefe about the regressions that game brings to the fallout series.my biggest problem with the game is that i don't go to a fallout game for the gameplay, i go to it for the new vegas dialogue and decisions. and that was gutted in fallout 4
All Bethesda games are bad
>>222621370I was on the swim team in high school and we all shaved because spandex pulls on your hairs and it hurts. not specialized. many hikers shave their legs because of ticks. not specialized. see where i'm going with this? just shave your ass. it's more hygenic.
it's actually really easy to convince a pro-porn person that porn is bad for society: tell them about jason
>>222621343I'M IN PUBLICI'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANNNNTRIP Joey Boots
Feel like a piece of dung
>>222621404I LOVED MORROWIND
>>222621406>I was on the swim team in high school and we all shaved because spandex pulls on your hairs and it hurts. not specialized.Again, you're competing on a competitive level, you're not the average guy swimming even if you're the average guy on a swim team.>many hikers shave their legs because of ticksJust pull your socks up over your pants and boom, problem solved. That's how the woodsmen and voyageurs of yesteryear did it and they conquered a whole damn continent.>just shave your ass. it's more hygenic.It isn't, that hair is there for a reason because it keeps germs away from getting into your skin and asshole.
spagoot is foah cloasahs!
>>222621407He doesn't even post here anymore pedo
Peep game at the Frank stand you ugly bitches front on my man not my type the assholes who always wear them black pants thinking they hypeConwomen parasites lick a nigga ass in valet parking just to get a Puff Daddy ticket them corny bitches living wicked
Drug test for shitjob tomorrow
https://youtu.be/QgOCaqgzpmM?si=LIizlLERUwlCqiev
>>222621440What is this nigga rambling about
how CAN she slap thohttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782318434823824.webm
Maybe i should find love in the third worldAt this point what else is there
https://youtu.be/nobHZ3nOp38
>>222621470I've heard white people reside in Brazil.
>>222621470maybe try 2nd world and if that doesn't work you can jump into 3rd
>>222621435when you get pegged the hairs are going to increase the coefficient of friction and make it more uncomfortable and feel "gritty"
>>222621457I waste no time telling you in front of your ugly girlfriend you can't rhyme
>>222621463
>>222621454>current year>jobs still do drug testsit's not hard to tell that someone's a dysfunctional tweaker by looking at them
>>222621480That's what I mean like latin america or south Asia
i might want a gf idk, i cant talk to people
>>222621463OK......... but he was in the right
Piss mattress smells extra bad because of the humidity
Last summer i had a Chinese girl who super wanted me to visit her city and meet her. But I never did because the idea just sounded crazy. I guess I could've made a vacation out of it
Pimp nigga, breakin' on a bitch niggaDrinkin' on some Crown clown, watch me whoop a dirty ho downI was raised to dog 'em all, smack 'em up, jack 'em upPush 'em to the wall, dawg, fill they mouth up full of nutFuck 'em in the bunk bed or the fuckin' toilet bowlIt really don't matter to me 'cause she's a G, won't make your pockets swoleNow I gotta dump that ho, but she wanna stick meWith a fuckin' knife, bitch, I'm strapped with an Uzi
I need to just calm dowcn
>>222621527
Truly don't know why people enjoy white wine
some really really interesting posts in this thread, has been a pleasure to read
>>222621579What's your favorite post?
when will Jason admit that his mentor (Joshua Sutter) is a fed and was responsible for Atomwaffen's downfall?
>>222621487>the hairs are going to increase the coefficient of friction and make it more uncomfortable and feel "gritty"You seem to know about this so I'll consider your advice. I'm probably not having sex until sometime in the fall or Winter when either school starts up and there's women there or if I go to Canada, and pegging likely won't be involved unless I run into some money and grab a prostitute in that time or I run into a particularly kinky girl, both of which are nonzero possibilities but pretty slim.That being said, I don't think it'll be that much of a problem given I don't exactly plan on doing that frequently enough to where I have to shave/wax. Like I said American girls generally aren't fans of that stuff outside of certain cities and areas because they tend to be pretty thirdie-coded in terms of their sexual proclivities and register pleasure far more directly rather than psychologically. I don't think I have to go that far given I don't really plan on being a bum pirate.
So horny if a pussy were to spontaneously spawn on top my dick right now I'd instantly blow my load
Don't worry, you and me won't be alone no moreDon't worry, you and me won't be alone no more
https://www.timhortons.ca/scantowin>unitedewid rather go to fucking lethbridge
You may feel an acute pain in your posterior
Zoom zoom writing a whole dissertation on being pegged
Are you guys cooking tonight? I am going to make japanese curry
tripfag wastes no time reminding everyone why he deserves to be hated
>>222621612High Trust Society indicator
>>222621581probably this one >>222619396 but they're all so great it's hard to choose haha
>>222621616Dinner t'was hours ago
>>222621616you are eating way too late that's not healthy
What is there was a king...in Queens?
>>222621615You can tell when I'm serious about something most people find weird or absurd in a way that's pretty hard to replicate. It's why I love this site, you can be completely dead serious about stupid or taboo about random shit whatever it be.
isnt queens a shithole like toronto
Karl Marx was right about a lot of things
I'm watching the World Cup because I'm a cultured global citizen
>>222621658>isnt queens a shithole like torontoQueens is New York's Brampton
>>222621669he was only right about a few things but they are important things. mostly he was a bitter jewish freak loser.
Hitler was REICH about a lot of things
Genghis Khan was right about a lot of things
>>222621655We're laughing at you, not with you
what should i do now?
>>222621159good thread but why was there only one non-usa poster in an international board?? are we the only country that can be datamined or what
more like Penghis Khan that nigga was rapin
>>222621705>We're laughing at you, not with youI know, I don't care.
>>222621716Who is Penghis Khan was he famously known for raping people
>>222621713i just replied
>>222621725>>222621716PINGAS
Tbf when zoom zoom got pushed into a pool and he blamed "a boomer" for it you should've realized he had no social awareness
post albums that make you so sick to your stomach with nostalgia that it makes you want to throw up. this one reminds me of unrequitedly falling in love with a boy in high school and joining a christian cult for him only for him to fall in love with one of my best friends and never telling him about my feelings (I was listening to this the whole time) and eventually leaving the church (pure kino)they got married and she's really fat now and they've had at least three kids. He did hold my hand and stroke my fingers once (this album playing in the background) but I convinced myself it was platonic because we were so religioushttps://youtu.be/ovIh2WVhbPs
>>222621743r u grill?
>>222621732you're gonna be ok anon, you're gonna make it
Just got out the shower. Feeling like a million bucks.
>>222621736miss the Youtube Poop era
>>222621756Yes but that's irrelevant
>>222621772
>>222621713>/r9k/ thread>"""""""""good"""""""""
>>222621772TITS OR GTFO
>>222621766AND YOU FIND HAPPINESSAND YOU FIND HAPPINESS
I neeeed to sleeep fuck fuckfuckk
>>222621788I have to work tomorrow, and then after work I have to drive five hours straight.
Then as an adult in NYC my boss bought two tickets to this on Broadway but then flaked out on me 20 minutes before it started so I went outside offering a free ticket to literally everyone passing by but they all thought it was a scam until eventually an older lady accepted but long story short she was homeless and she was sitting next to me coughing the whole time and she smelled so much like cigarettes it made me nauseous. I was also sobbing the entire time and she literally ran away as soon as it ended kek
>>222621783/r9k/ is truly one of the worst boards, not a single good person posts there. all of them are wretched.
would like to have sex with a woman
>>222621783it's only an r9k thread if your contribution is a self diagnosed dire prognosis about your success chances with women. most of these sad saps would be more successful if they just got drunk and went into a room that has women anyways
>>222621792Good luck
>>222621801no, it's just an /r9k/ thread. adding "in your country????" does not make it international.
>>222621741>he blamed "a boomer"It was though, I literally did nothing and he walked up to me and shoved me in>>222621743There's a lot but for whatever reason I couldn't not think of Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash by The Pogues. Makes me think of my commute to community college on cold, gray winter days in Minnesota where I'd just sit around in thought on the half hour drives.https://youtube.com/watch?v=VEMYnFguJOw&
thinking of donning a Hawaiian shirt and going down to Brazil to clean up the place
Something super sexy about women in extreme poverty being forced to sell themselves sexually I'm a big fan of it desu
I've been on the 4chans for thirteen years and I have only visited /r9k/ twice in my time here and each time I don't get the point.
>>222621793Are you in your early to mid 30s by chance? Sufjan Stevens and especially that era of his work is so specific to young Millennials it seems like you're of that profile.
>>222621808Thanks I'm going to take some melatonin tonight and sleep after I finish a movie I'm watching.
>>222621743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0VZzwTceOci think i listened to this over a 100 in 2012. last time i felt there was some hope off a normal life
Whoa shit I just remembered about spacetime. I guess I need to exit out sideways, exit out sideways. We live inside a dream.
>>222621810>I literally did nothing and he walked up to me and shoved me inYeah no you definitely irritated him and it wasn't simply for just existing
>>222621810What would you eat for lunch on those days? I went to community college before transferring and would always try to get people to go get a slice of pizza with me nearby and the only person who would ever go with me was Carrot Top's nephew
>>222621822Jason thinks the same but about young men and boys
>>222621827I'm a 30 year old hag
I see someone is trying to bring back the spinny character
>>222621851You are beautiful your beauty lies inside baby now show us those mommy milkers
Why many Japanese players in the Dodgers?
Spinny OD'd on galaxy gas
>>222621772I'm sorry about those other posters, don't worry about them. We have some really cringe and weird losers in this thread.How has your day been?
Also Carrot Top grabbed my ass at a restaurant called Prato in Winter Park FL once
>>222621861
>I'm sorry about those other posters, don't worry about them. We have some really cringe and weird losers in this thread.>How has your day been?
>>222621889
you niggas pathetic as fuck
Amazonjeet delivered my book :D
>>222621908Nuh uh.
drinking milk
>>222621908That's really rude.
Depop is fun because it answers what it would it be like if your clothes were half off
>>222621917T Hanks it's you
>>222621841>you definitely irritated him I didn't even know who the fuck he was or saw him before he walked up to me and shoved me in. I'll probably check in with the cops tomorrow, I messaged the hotel security.>>222621842>What would you eat for lunch on those days?I spent most of my time in and around the Lake Minnetonka area and skipped breakfast so I could eat a big lunch after workouts/school/work. My two favorites were always a Chinese restaurant called Big Bowl where I'd get a big pile of beef and fried rice with a hot pot of dragon oolong, which can't be beat on a coldy, windy day. I'd also mix it up by getting fish and chips with Irish Breafast tea at a beloved local Irish pub that closed due to private equity fuckery and chicken parmesean at an Italian place around the same area. I'd also grab a lobster roll or if I had a good paycheck some steak, fish, or a good burger. I'd always get pad thai when I was doing Christmas shopping and head over to P.F Chang's to get Ma Po tofu after Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner to shit it all out. Good times.>always try to get people to go get a slice of pizza with me nearby and the only person who would ever go with me was Carrot Top's nephewGrim, sounds like a strange sort of purgatory. Was it a he or a she?
I HAVE COME HERETO NARWHAL BACONAND UPBOAT
>>222621917Breast milk?
>>222621909kek basedlet us know how it goes
>>222621924how are you? i hope you are doing well.
tired of weedheads
>>222621908so true
>>222621932I'm better now that you're here
>>222621851Zillennial, close enough.I'm firmly a Zoomer in the younger end of the core cohort, I'm 22 going on 23 next month.
Most underrated /cum/ gimmick?
>>222621908You're a jungle ape lower your tone
i'm the coolest anon in this general
stop being pathetic losers it's degenerate
>>222621953Put that thing in its place
>>222621928>I messaged the hotel securityHoly fuck you're pathetic
>>222621951Telling someone to fuck your ass
bros this NT sucks fucking ASS
>>222621909When I was in high school, some absolute retard in my year tried making poppy tea, overdosed, and died. It’s very dangerous, as it’s very difficult to control the dosage of actual opiates.
>>222621908No I'm not
>>222621967He cried too
>>222621971Just drink a tiny amount and wait Seems simple enough
>>222621970New Testament?
>>222621793LOL
My bad thread is getting updogs :/
Many laugh at America threads on sp
>>222621822But then other times it's like this girl is so sweet and angelic i need to save her It's like one part of me gets a sadistic pleasure out of girls whoring themselves but then another side of me wants to save them
>>222621928That looks extremelly yummy actually. I will go there if I ever blow into town.Well nephews are boys. He was a pretty cute boy if memory serves. Can't seem to find a pic of him online tho. I was a lot more confident because I became manic overdosing on adderall for a few years there/staying up for 3 days at a time like a crackhead
i just want to be able to be friends with women
I want to sleep forever
>>222621991we're going to get 7-1d when we face a competent team. its so fucking over
>>222621975Was meant for >>222621966
>>222621971I'm not planning on making any drugs. I just think it's cool and subversive.
>>222621950You're not a real person, you never had the sovlfull entry into sentience without brainrot algorithms and don't possess independent thought. Are you attractive at least?
Had some lassi
>>222622020High caste indian women's pussy tastes like lassi
Quite the pee I just took
>>222622012>hire a bunch of nogs>still losedamn
>>222621937
>>222622024I have a habit of holding my urine for a really long time while sleeping. I'll start dreaming about having to take a piss and if I don't heed that warning I'll do a lil piss in my undies before I'm forced to wake up and go use the washroom.
>>222621991inevitable, our team is the definition of mid(even our mercenaries) and foreigners eat up any and all opportunities to post about USAthe REAL laugh at america moment will be when we lose to bosnia
How is our country $40T in debt when there’s only 2.3T USD in existence
>>222622020I’d rather a Scottish lassie
>>222622048>there’s only 2.3T USD in existencedon't think that is true
>>222622042>I have a habit of holding my urine for a really long time while sleeping. That's what we all do isn't it
>>222622048Do you mean physical currency thats in circulation?
>>222622048Debt is kind of an imaginary number, like a running total debt is different from the amount of money you have y'know?
>>222621981sometimes it really do just be like that
>>222622048This doesn’t quite work as a 1-to-1 comparison in relation to sovereign debt, but when you take out a personal loan from the bank, they basically create that money out of thin air (numbers on a computer), and then you pay back the interest using real money from the real economy. Banking is quite the racket.
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>>222621793same thing happened to me
would like a woman to have sex with me
>>222622045we will beat bosnia surely, either from refball or poch starting our actual a-team(plus bosnia isnt that good). We potentially face egypt or south korea after that, who we already lost to and the other having a one man dynamo forward we have no hope of shutting down
>>222622088You're in the horniest country
>>222622088would like you to shut up
>>222622048dunno
>>222622092and yet, women dont approach
The United States federal government shouldn't have bailed out those banks in 2009, Obama should have forced those motherfuckers to face the consequences of their actions.
>>222622098You need to put yourself out there
>>222621958I love milfs
>>222622101>just let the entire global economy collapse bro
I only like milfs with kind eyesThis milf in particular has scary huntress eyes
>>222619358yo guys here's some really cool pornmomlover.com
I think the curry came out nice..actually very pleasantly surprised with how easy this was to cook
>>222622104i am out there
>>222622126The sign of a good curry is that it looks like poop
>porn>cool
>>222622126looks yummy
Is shock top a good beer
>>222622073Banks don’t create money out of thin air that’s what the mint does. Banks give you their money that they already have available to loan out
>>222622149steel reserve >>>>
>>222622140porn is so cool
>>222621999>I will go there if I ever blow into town.It's a regional Midwest chain that has spots in the Twin Cities and Chicago. Guy who owns it is an lean old Chinese guy with long hair who always wears short sleeves and gloves like some sort of Mishima fanboy, he always greeted me and said goodbye. That location is at Ridgedale, better known as the mall from Juno though it wasn't actually filmed there apart from a brief scene in front of the JC Penney. >He was a pretty cute boy if memory serves. Surprising frankly. >I was a lot more confident because I became manic overdosing on adderall for a few years there/staying up for 3 days at a time Grim. I came of age just a little after you so I had hindsight and parents that didn't jump into that stuff and it's one of the few legs up I have on others my age in that regard.
I thought being the best Christian I could be would make him love me or make God want to reward me, I volunteered for everything and evangelized and led prayer groups and a youth bible study and went every Wednesday and Sunday but come to find out after the fact, he was secretly trying to fuck my best friend but they couldn't because his frenulum or foreskin or something tore and bled so they thought it was a sign from God so they just did oral instead
>>222622158the OFFICIAL beer of /cum/
Going to vomit
>>222622167Stop posting little girls, you bitch ass nigga
>>222622165>his frenulum or foreskin or something tore and bledPhimosis is the name of this condition, very unfortunate thing to have. You can cure it with some stretches though, you don't have to go full goy with the snip.
>>222622164Noted, now I will recognize him if I see him.What did you major in?I liked Juno as a kid
>>222622165>or make God want to reward meJesus freaks always seem to think this despite the fact that good people get fucked over all of the time
>>222622165>himwho?
>>222622177what about anime girls all grown up?
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>>222622193>>222622196EVERY TIME?!
>>222622180>What did you major in?General studies, I got it because I planned on joining the FFL but wanted a fallback in case it didn't work out (which it did not as you can tell because I'm posting in the U.S and not France). I'm now going back to school and am doing very well so far, I got a job there too.>I liked Juno as a kidIt's been on my list forever and I always meant to watch it but never got around to it.
>>222622202My boyfriend is French actually. We met because the university I transferred to made us take a language. Just fuck a French person until it happens by osmosis
>>222622185I was blinded by love anon
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>>222622083Were you the older homeless lady