Mattafix edition
>>222619383>when you make the bike and steal it
Big city lifeMe try fi get byPressure nah ease up no matter how hard me try
>>222619374those guys look cool as heck
>>222619404was gonna vocaroo it but it sounded too gay
i saw the "chinese" nigga today he's like 6 foot tall
>>222619434don't believe that
>>222619442your soul was raped before you were even born
>>222619434height/chopstick mogs me
>finally get comfortable>mumstein bursts into my room demanding help with some menial task it would take her an extra 5 seconds to do herselfarrest all women
>>222619452*rapes you*
anyone remember this show, curly half black girl was peng
>>222619477get her head exploded
>>222619482yeh she was niceugly chav girl had massive tits tooas i recall the actress got in trouble for being racist lol
Depending on which three fingers you hold up, a German may or may not believe you are a German.
>>222619508fresh from your arse
Right well that’s a yank posting his shit.
>>222619507>ugly chav girl had massive tits tooyeah can't say I would lel>as i recall the actress got in trouble for being racist lolShe seems like someone whod say something racist
>>222619507>ugly chav girl had massive tits toounlocked some memories there
why is fifa a chartity rather than a for profit business? if fifa a for profit business like the nfl how much revenue would they have
>>222619555don't mind if I do lov
just want to play overwatch but i can'tfuck my life
>>222619561it a gay porn gay porn
mental thunder outside, literally lighting up the sky like its daytime for a half second
>chartity
>>222619569give up online and play single player games, you wont regret it.
>>222619569Its a bit late tho innit
>>222619569playing overwatch literally right now as i type
>>222619561So they don't pay any tax. Hence why they're also HQd in Switzerland
for fucks sake, i always get sentimental on late nights.
Female referee in the Netherlands match would get it.
wish i had my own flat in paris
GOAL!
corrr
>>222619482yeah there was a cute welsh girl who is now on Sunday nights bbc as a detective with Timothy Spall
I LOVE JAPANI LOVE ANIME
sex with Yuffie
>>222619652gwyneth keyworth?
Anyone been to Fallow restaurant in London?>>222619687>me and my girl
>>222619645:3
>>222619482never watched it, any good?
japsisters... its so over...
owari da
sverige
wanking to Falin
RIGHT WELL THAT'S A GAY SWEDE KISSING A BLOKE ON THE CHEEK THEN ISN'T IT
>>222619708I watched it when I was in high school and thought it was good. I didn't watch the last season I think.
what happens in the bedroom between two consenting adults literally is my businessif you're giving each other aids or having a kid out of wedlock i do not want you to negatively affect the society i live in thus it is in my interest to prevent it
>>222619735i saw it too, utter woke nonsense.
>>222619687nice of her to take downstndrome little brother to event
>>222619747what if its just two gay lads bumming each other
might get the dbd on
>>222619747well said
For christ sake my dog was watching the tv, now he is gonna think this is alright.Fifa should be ashamed.
catberg just did a gay porn scream
>>222619673yes! shes awesome
doctor has been kill switched
>>222619798bit gay
drinking a glass of tap water
>>222619687 christian bale looks off
nigga named lager
>>222619798one wholesome thing is seeing the kids with ear protectors on
>>222619856dangerous and downright idiotic
>>222619687messi just doesnt give a fuck about anything thats not football.
>>222619798doesn't bother me much desu
>>222619856psychopath behaviour
>>222619856what the fuck is your problem, asshole.
feels great to lay in bed after a long day meaningful toil
penga lenga lenga a
>>222619856absolute madlad
>>222619902what exactly did yoy do that made your day so meaningfuk?
>>222619856i shiggy diggy
>>222619687she is pretty desu
>>222619902
>>222619482one of the rare cases of a character being replaced by someone just as good if not better (speaking about that curly guy not those nobodies they added in the last seasons)same with it crowd
>>222619918laid pipe
>>222619856be quiet you silly man
>>222619950Yeah I liked him, I didn't watch the last season.
>>222619707why does that person behind her look so giant
>>222619960alrightlet's see what your cock looks like then
>>222619976laid pipe in the groundmy cocks grape sized and disfigured as i am of the circumcision and fresh out the 'wer
I used to drink my tap water and I was fine, we have good water where I live coming from the mountains.
>>222619989>my cocks grape sizedmogs me!
>>222619974No rifles?
tonight's watch, hopefully not too corny
*fingers my foreskin*teehee
>>222620002i wouldnt want a rifle for urban combat, the ppsh seems like a better choice.
>>222619989oh. well if a woman can get off scissoring with another woman i'm sure your small cock can do plenty when yoy meet the right lady one day. women dont inspect your cock during sex just stick it in quick
>>222620004it is quite cornygood though and it isn't all gay like the TV show
>>222620024>still alive to feel it allfuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>222620024seems a bit painful
DJ Inspectah Dick
>>222620024is he ok
I don't think LeBron James is actually black.
>>222620024right well
im fighting for my life, im fighting for my blackness
afftae braddy bo bo's
>>222620024jesus christ, just mercy kill him after that.
>>222620108nini
Hate Chinese factory videos, hate Indian train videos, hate cartel chop of legs dogs eat testicals videos
>>222620024walk it off
>>222620119^-^
>>222620108
>>222620121don't really consider myself racist but the indian train ones don't make me feel anything at allthe others make me uncomfortable
>>222620108goodnight lad
need a bird willing to move to rural alaska
track ID anyone?https://vocaroo.com/11nELkjBtGDS
best long term investment i made was a lifetime subscription to blacked.com, sure up front it's £600 up front but after just a view years i will be saving money and lets be real i was always going to stay subscribed haha
redditors would be completely different people if the site didn't have upvotes/ downvotes and showed you posts in order of newest. they wouldn't be such a hivemind scourge on mankind
>>222620121sir sensitive heart <3 x
why did the man walk into the forkliftwhy did the man driving the forklift not see the man walking into the forklift
>>222620169leftypol economics at it's best
>>222620151It's fucked up man, especially the ones that go under the train..fuck
Ah yes fucking brilliant the farmers have decided to start muck spreading so now my only option to cool down my incel room (opening the windows) makes it smell like fucking poo. Hate hate HATE HATE this fucking country get me out of here
>>222620121Got to dodge that liveleak thumbnail look. The 1 Indian train one I saw kind of didn't phase me though. It was almost whimsical like singing in the rain and they're getting reincarnated for sure.
>>222620192where you gonna move to then
>>222620170Unlike this mean spirited incel hivemind of racism and misogyny? yeah I think Reddit is doing ok…
>>222620192just buy a portable air conditioner lad, i bought one two years ago and it makes my smelly virgin childhood bedroom so nice.
>netherlands vs moroccoriot time
>>222620171I don't get how anons collect these videos and have folders and folders of gore>>222620193>The 1 Indian train one I saw kind of didn't phase me thoughThere's hundreds thousands of those video, don't understand how they don't learn or have any spacial awareness
>>222620225get him housed
>>222620222A bit psycho I reckon
>>222620225>sir we found the guy who invented .webp
>>222620243s
which is your favourite twinkie
>>222620243kek
>>222620225Cronem doing this to Timmy sr after he stop Katy from coming out
I’m WhiteAMA
>>222620250never had it, I don't eat sweets me but would try the chocolate creme
>>222620243
>>222620250never had one
>>222620268which state you live in?
>>222620250original for mepreferred the cupcakes though
>>222620268hi how's it evening x
mouldie seeing a video of an african man being killed with a hammer:>this reminds me of my cuck fetish
>>222620250me top left after opening grindr
>>222620296Timmy cope
>>222620268Do you know were your ancestors came from?
>>222620296he's genuinely obsessed
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?
>>222620250tom holland
https://vocaroo.com/1n84z39Nu8N2
>>222620298
Cronem sneaking into Timmy Sr garden to give Katy vexbatonTimmy covered his ears with his pillow and trying not to cry
rorkestead... im... im from rorkestead
I would eat Emma Watson’s poo.
tenders almost ready x
>>222620225what is wrong wiv you
>>222620384Enough!! I'm calling your bullshit. No you wouldn't actually...
this is ground control to major rorke
>>222620391i burned the roof of my mouth on one of those suckers yesterday. be careful.
evens 'chupodds ranch no bbq unfortunately
>>222620391air frier?>>222620408I made ranch for the first time 2 years ago, ngl it was peng
>>222620384would actually be hot if put a different womans head on her body
this has been my go-to tendie sauce as of late
>>222620423Alri Dr. Frankenstein
>>222620432Crimson victory paint x
>>222620432Got some american sauces recently to try them out and didn't like em much, too vinegar-y. I like a nice rooster sriracha every now and then.My mom brought the Hot Ones sauce with mango from America and that was peng but my brother took it :(
>>222620478There’s a dumb bitch in my office from Bulgaria
rright well that's me doing a sneeze isn't it
All roads lead to nothing.
>>222620490>dumb bitch You must get on with her then
>>222620490she's probably hot though
England is my city
>>222620151Same, and i've seen dozens of them. The only one that stuck with me was one where an indian gets flinged off the train he was hanging from after it gets to a curve, he flies for a bit and he hits some sort of ad sign in such a way that it cuts him in half right in the stomach and his guts go flying everywhere.Only reason i remember it was because i found it a bit funny and cartoonish.
>>222620503I can’t tell if she’s a bit bogged or just happens to look bogged but she has a sort of thick body that’s nice
>>222620504lovely racoon girl
sir raccoon girl
>>222620478those look interesting! i've never had a korean hot sauce before. the cajun sauce is probably great. and i hope your brother repents of his terrible sin and returns the hot mango!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yTs7lw34yUFUCK the three lions I only support the lionesses, they score fakin goals
>>222620530might be ruja ignatova watch out
Can Prince Harry run to be prime minister of england
>>222620536rancid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlrLZ5lOwdAqueens
>>222620536grimmers!
Don’t say you love the raccoon girl if you wouldn’t eat her poo.
>>222620562she isnt grim
>>222620567is a bit though isn't she
>>222620490you ever shag her up the arse?>>222620541The habanero was the best but still to much vinagar, the luisiana was so sour I just couldn't, the korean one was sweet. I gave them all to my brother lolshe did bring som Gojujang korean paste which is fermented chilly paste - I liked that a lot and kept it for myself The Hot Ones mango is a legit super super tasty sauce, shame that I can't get it here.
>>222620572ok then who is peng in your humble opinion then then
mad how both ross kemp and mrbeast were supposed to be on the titan sub but pulled out
deport rorke back to ireland
in the bulgarian language da means yes although they use a different alphabet so it would be written a little bit differently
>>222620589mad how i was in your mum and pulled out
>>222620603that's just unnecessary
>>222620620so are you nigga
>>222620597
>>222620588your mum lol
>>222620641that's him done
>>222620664didn't ask for backup
USMNT is very white.
i bet the japs are pissed about that draw, there's probably going to be riots in tokyo.
>>222620677that's him done
>>222620694br
FART LOADING...
>>222620737deploy when ready
9 months now9 months i've been completely stone cold sober
5 am once againthis has to stop
>>222620757Good for you lad
what was happening in 2020 oh my days uncs
turkey vs america in 10 minutes
67
panama doesn't have any witchdoctors, do they?
>>222620761Are you too a jobless freak? I have my hopes any day now I'll get an email which says they're interested
>>222620773the whole fucking world lost its mind.
>>222620774we already made it to the next round and theres a 99.9% chance we're up against Bosnia nextwhy on earth would anybody watch it
>>222620785No, I'm working even on Friday night, sometimes Saturday night...I have to wake up at 9:30-40 lol
>>222620782none of your concern
Why doesn't Britain make pope cars anymore?
usa eating kebab
One of my posts on /sp/ got 30 repliesFeel bad for making fun of mexicans but feel good for getting (you)s
We scored a goal on Turkey 4 minutes into the match. What have you done in your life?
>>222620902Ignored you
>>222620802you dont care about the performance of the lebron james of football, Christian Pulisic?
that was a nice goal by the turks ngl
>>222620902Turkey just scored
fucking HATE that itv doesn't let you rewind.
>>222620937.
>>222620949Woah wtf their number is way bigger than yours!
its barely 11 pm but im so tired, is this how old people feel?
>>222620944awful isn't it
Need a black slave
>>222620972no :(
Rorke's gaff
>>222620988male or female
>>222620995that's mentalwonder who lives there
That was edward norton and brad pitt right there.
>>222620998Female
>>222620995Council is going to have a fit
sir guy fawkes
>>222621008saw a post earlier saying it was rorke's gaff
fellas, whats the easiest way to land a simple retail job these days?I haven't worked full time in about five years and it seems impossible getting anything right now.
a lot of lads say they wouldn't suck their own dick if they could but i know they absolutely would
Morning, noon & bloody night,Seven sodding days a week,I slave at filthy WORK, that mightBe done by any book-drunk freak.This goes on until I kick the bucket.FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
I'm rooting for the whiter team, turkey
>>222621032apply online then pretend to have a seizure during the interview then make 500 tiktoks afterwards saying that sainsbury's wouldn't hire you because you had a seizure during the interview (you must also occasionally pretend to have a seizure during the tiktoks) then start a gofundme and hope that tesco offer you a job to make themselves look good online
nodding off a lot on these opioids which doesn't usually at my normal dosage, probably because i'm also on benzos this time
come the fuck on mate
>>222621067i'll give it a go and get back to you, cheers.
im struggling to stay awake, im afraid im going to have a wank and go to bed after half time, footy be damned.
>>222621085don't be afraid it's okay
lol get fucked darkies
>>222621041shipmaster we can stop glassing india now
Just finished wankingA nasty business
>>222621096looks like the fifa rigging has begun. they're afraid of the american spirit.
>>222621112hadsex wither she didnt like it
>>222621112would look great in a jail cell
phwoaaaaar looks lush
>>222621011why
>>222621130why not
hammering out a poo
>>222621166>>222621171The duality of man
>>222621085Cant take it anymore, goodnight lads, hope the americans win.
might try to become friends with a crow, like the idea of having a little corvid mate coming to land on me and dig his claws into my forearm and bringing me the odd tenner he found lying around somewhere
>>222621203New World Patriot
>>222621208had a pet bird, it was nice while it lasted, one day he just flew off and never came back.
>>222621208good idea
>>222621219what kind? happened to me twice but he came back the first time. was a cockatiel
>>222621171too much sweating, came too fast, "average penus" whatever that means...
>>222621208
Best bong memehttps://youtu.be/nfjP79vSqnE
>>222621226https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufous-bellied_thrush
>>222621208https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q0nbMZA-7h8https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3j0G16lOWh0
Sucking on one
sir black currawong
which board do you think has the lowest iq
>>222621273Clearly /bra/
>>222621248love birbs me, must be because i'm in my 30s now
>>222621275That's a thread not a board>>222621273I reckon it's a porn board
love watching police interrogations and court trials pertaining to murder and/or child molestation. don't mind admitting i get a satisfying sense of schadenfreude at watching someone have their life completely destroyed. and it couldn't have happened to a nicer person so i don't feel the least built guilty for enjoying their suffering
bored of the world cup a bit now
>>222621273the one that was just a picture of a guy getting stung in the foreskin by waspsthink it was /z/
>>222621318i like the bodycam ones where you can see them realise they've been caught
rorke has been dealt with
i dont want to be evil anymore
>>222615377>I practice removing my british accent using youtube videos and I find everything about the UK cringe. I don't watch anything with british people in and dont participate in any british culture (not like there is any anyway lmao). When I was growing up I tried to hang myself twice because of being british. we grow up online just being hated for our appearance, our voices, our food, our culture, our sports teams, our goverment, our history etc. after a point you just have to admit that everyone around the world is saying this because it is true so there is no point in fighting it and just accepting it. there are no positives to living here. I usually vote to do stuff like increase immigration because the old britain has just ruined the world being evil and the sooner the new britain comes the better.
america first toil soon lads
quite funny that brad pitt and leo di caprio etc. are all at the match watching them lose to turkey at the moment but i'd still prefer the US to win
>>222621330norf nonce hunter videos are better becauase they don't have professional standards and are much more likely to bully the nonces until the rozzers show up
back safely in my incel enclosure after my evil vampire excursion to mcdonalds
>>222621351i want to become eviler
reckon nonce hunter types arent the nicest people themselves
>>222621360leftypol
>>222621374what did you get x
>>222621374you shan't be going out again
>>222621422a large big mac meal and a sweet chilli wrap
>>222621318any channels you would recommend?
big fan of the little black fella playing for australia
>>222621391Yeah, if they were sort of vigilantes that thought they needed to get the job done I wouldn't get that impression, the sadistic nonce hunters seem questionable
>>222621400kek when was this
>>222621391they're all sadists who have found the one group in society that nobody wants to defend so they can be as cruel as they want with no repercussions
>>222621428not really, those channels tend to get taken down. youtube loves to protect nonces you see
>>222621362Patriot
>>222621361Patriot.
>>222621443https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/british%20genes%20ugly/he's very recognisable
>>222621495what a weird thing to spam
Oh the US equalized I didn't see it
Would bleed a man dry for an icy cold diet dr pep
never seen a thin person drink diet soda
>>222621495mad how there are autists who develop ocd fixations like thishe posted the first one on the 25th of may and he's been doing it for a month now
