activeeeeeeee edition
First the worst
had no idea we got to 350 posts in the olddidn't even noticemad
>>222621817never pay attention to the post count, mesimply not saving my zingers for the new (the cowards post)
jannies should make an exception for brit and allow it to hit 500
Third the one with the hairy chest
>>222621816>>222621838never understood when people would say second the bestbecause it's just not
>>222621836if this board wasnt dogshit they would either ban generals or make them go up to 700 like generals on actual boards
>>222621848ooh sounds like 4th place here is a bit mad
>>222621838Forgot what the rest were, they were never said as much
>>222621855not allowed
>>222621860It stops at "fourth the golden eagle" which is probably some made up yankee doodle nonsense
>>222621804Are she-pakis any fuckable?
glad i've watched 90 mins of australia vs paraguaygreat use of my time
>>222621875Wtf I don't remember that being the fourth, I think we had a different one
>>222621883yeah
munching on a piece of smoked cheddarbloody frogs with their 300+ cheeses when the english had already perfected the perfect cheese (cheddar) many centuries past
Well that's 3-2 then
>>222621934What're they like
lucien laurent was a member of france's 1930 world cup squad and he lived long enough to see france win the world cup in 1998that's mad
>>222621096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7hJH-zUDOE
scanned and paid for all my items individually so i could have a suck on each receipt
>>222621988aura
>>222621997Based
thank god they have decent AIs that can handle phonecalls now so i don't have to talk to a real person
was too lazy to prepare a proper meal and just ate some snacks but I'm still fucking hungry and too lazy to cook
>>222621934variety is the spice of life
i've just received some sort from the provinces, the paths and byways of the land aren't safe, been some strange bloke round whispering of darkness rising in the east
>>222621997strange lie
>>222622047*shows you my cock*
might start wearing a t-shirt with the hufflepuff logo on so women think i'm non-threatening
>>222621949he also scored the first ever world cup goal
>>222622063you should wiggle around of the floor and say "i'm a worm i'm a worm i'm not a threat" as well
Might become attractive to women then continue to ignore them
might become a woman
>>222622085right well that's just straight up indignified ent it
>>222622107Not possible
hoovering my willy with the hose attachment
rorke falling in love with an enticing and mysterious gypsy woman
trans rights forever
>>222622116'tis
>>222622142is rorke quasimodo
>>222622184either that or he's the racist fella
why are professional women so obsessed with PR (public relations or whatever it's called)it has the word "P" in it, which aside from being the first letter of the word "penis", it alslo looks like a droopy cock
Might get the earl sweatshirt on
>>222622303too warm for sweatshirts here even if they aristocratic
>>222622356what is the context of this post
sup /brit/
>>2226220635D chess
it's quite cool now
want to have a wank but is too fucking cold
>>222622443rorke
doing an incel getting up and brushing my teeth
Big chain bustdown like a rottweiler weiler
>>222622512blacked out like a fannum
rawrke :3
it's just not on
terfs like killing dogs
the world wasn't made for people like me
>>222622589trannards like killing themselves
>>222622592gayers?
drank too much yesterday
>>222622571the rains are coming but still it will be 40c
>>222622592you were made for the world <3
HAHA
>>222622589you're a man
>Pepe laugh big mouth jpeg artifacts.jpg
>>222622589Pugs are absolute abominations
is elliot anderson worth 116 million pounds
Favorite school of magic?For me it’s frost
>>222622669
>>222622705does necromancy counti like that one
>>222622705the one in runescape where you turn them into ice cubes
bewildering behaviour
watching gayniggers from outer space (1992)
the results are in
>>222622705sex magik
>>222622776Twister for me
>>222622776funny feet are erotic
>>222622705negromancy
am too hot
>>222622776rwhites lemo is peng tbf
Goodnight patriotsAlarm set for 5:45 AM x
Can't have got more than 3 hours kip last night cuz of the heat and it's really put me off flying today. Temperature in my room didn't drop til 3am even with the window open
>>222622834x
RIP Joey Boots
Your Political CompassEconomic Left/Right: -4.25Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.74
started from the bottom now we here
you're all my only mates
>>222622901not me
going to make a coffee but i have to hand grind it while i assume will be torturous in this heat
>>222622901ktimlove you all
>>222622929s
proper stormy out with thunder and lightning I'm scared
lovely life giving water with orange & mango squash
Oh Monty, come join me the divan. It seems Allegra is a no-show, which is simply a bore. I'll pardon the umbrage... why the pout? Ha, would that it were so simple.
>>222622982you need to get a grip kid
>>222622982it'll be okay umkitten x
porn should be as illegal as heroin
exaliftin'
shout out to the camgirls grafting today
>>222622982>>222622995both hairy fat men in their 30s
i haven't got a single hair on my body
>>222623011what about that one.. oh wait no its your willy
watching Cheers and eating croissants
>>222623011um !!
>>222622998Porn is numbing in a good way. Provably reduces male sexual aggression towards women.
anyone else in a thunderstorm right now
i own frankston
been watching frankston and observing him become more and more rorke as time goes on and he visits once-great european cities only see them flooded with ghettos full of darkies
hello 4channelers i’m @toil rn #working and it’s soooo #boring :/ :P
>>222623073>frankstonmeant spanian boys sorry x
>>222623077Love his videos. He's super charismatic.
Trying to sleep last night was by far the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life
>>222623075omgg :(
>>222623075We are gonna fuck you
>>222623087thank you for supporting the australian eshay larrikan industry
>>222623077what do you think of that jordie?
up to my neck in pussy (not really)
>>222623107i like him but haven't watched in a while because australian politics are boring, at least when it's not election season
>>222623122was crazy how he got targeted by that criminal network
>>222623112up to your ankles
T minus 5 months until gta 6 is released I can’t wait!!!!!
had to stop playing my vidya because i'm on opioids and benzos and kept nodding off
>>222623137comes with the territory of being an independent journo
>>222623146first thing i'm going to do is spend hours and hours staring at lucia's big latina badonkadonk
thoughts on women with abs? yea/nay
>>222623167imagine the mods
>>222623146Just want San Andreas 2. Here's a fun fact. San Andreas came out like 12 years after the time period it was set in and it felt very retro.
>>222623182Ok I’m imagining them now what
>>222623188gta 5 was literally san andreas 2
>>222623089Was fucking awful wasn't it?
>>222623146can't wait to play dress upunironically
>>222623202
>>222623182yeah eventually 2 years later when rockstar finally releases it on PCthinking about getting a PS5 just for this one game
>>222623192now make them
>>222623206i am not especially straight x
>>222623202this is going to turn so many autistic teenagers gay
>>222623196GTA 5 can smd & fma & mmc2sa1
how do I get a chav gf? Where do I find a chav gf? If it helps I’m like mark corrigan
>>222623218lol
>>222623234approach one and tell her you'll take her out for some rose wine and a romp
>>222623234might have to make yourself a bit more chav-ish
looking at the bigger picture
The Scotch got shagged up the arse last night
>>222623234chav women want men not betas
if every man on earth suddenly completely lost their sex drive women wouldn't last a month
i am, you are, we are australian
ktim
>>222623293patriot
>>222623234get a violent hair trigger murder mutt and a skin fade. take up selling small amounts of various drugs. buy an ugly tracksuit from jd sports
>>222623294i don't have a son but does it count if i call catberg "my little man"?
>>222623294could be worse
Listening to My Chemical RomanceFeeling nostalgic for my emo-adjacent days
I am spiritually australian
>>222623310Love being emo me
in gta 6 you will be able to purchase gumballs from a gumball machinethe future of gaming is here
>>222622063hufflepoof more like
i'm a slytherin
Went to my local lido yesterday lads. Fucking hell the talent in there was off the scale
>>222623375good eatin'
>>222623375rorke on exotic black tv
>>222623325Graphics don’t even look that good looks like watch dogs 2
eating immodium before I go travelling as a pre-emptive measure
>>222623425ktim
nothing screams "I don't think about you" like making unprompted AI art about it
>>222623425I do hate watch England games tbf
>oh anon I forgot to mention your mother in law is staying with us this weekend
>>222623472font
>>222623472bizarre + made up
Band about trannies getting rejected by straight men called My Femichal Romance
Stomach hurts but I go in anyway because someone has to pay for all the bennies given to the dole dossers
>>222623483Sadly not. She'll be here within 3 hours
>>222623513thank you for your service
easy on the sugar hun they tell me I’m sweet enough
>>222623532okay thanks mate keep me updated on this larp
Reaganite anti-communism was only possible because in the 1980s America was a mostly normal white majority country with upward mobility while the late Soviet Union was a declining, nihilistic shithole country very similar to America today. Today, the main communist country in the world is China and it is thriving. Trump will fail to revive this boogeyman, even a large percentage of MAGA voters wish this was a socialist country, they only vote Republican because they hate the left's cultural and racial agenda.
>>222623472>>222623532Post hand with wedding ring on and time stamp. You won’t because you’re lying question is will you just ignore it or come up with some bollocks excuse as to why u cant
Can't post my hands here as I believe that photography steals your soul
>>222623472sex sex mummy sex
if my mum would stop standing outside my fucking door I could go for a shower
>>222623567>the main communist country in the world is China and it is thrivingIt's capitalist, and thriving is being very generous when considering the living standard of the average Chinese
>>222623597see >>222623589
>>222623570Doxxable info, you can choose to believe me or not but the objective truth in this world is that the mother in law will be arriving at my door at 10:30am
>>222621804
Looool doxxable info to post a picture of your finger is that the best you could come up with
>>222623597is she really that fat that you cant even exit your roo
>>222623649No I’m just naked and don’t want her to see me
>>222623629s
maybe he has the world's longest finger and everyone will know it's him
>>222623608China isn't capitalist.And you're ignoring that it's improving all the time whereas the US is declining.
>thunderstormsnow that's some comfy weather. Its only true rivals for comfort are heavy snow in winter and perhaps the comfiest and rarest of them all: extremely dense fog in autumn.
>>222623472wake in fright. good film
bladee and lean at the world cup
My top 5 political influences.Adolf HitlerWilliam Luther PierceJoseph GoebbelsFranco FredaFrancis Parker Yockey
>>222623729top 5 times you've had sex:
>>222623428Look at this fucking freak
>>222623738done her
>>222623686it's state run capitalism ultimately, even by their own definition, they are still on their "first step" to actual communism >And you're ignoring that it's improving all the time whereas the US is declining.they have a long way to go in that regard, and maybe they're not stupid enough to replace themselves with foreigners, but they are currently "per capita" poorer than mexicans (last I checked), and are well bellow replacement fertility rate, so their improvement might be cut short
>>222623755you just have to laughthis man lives among us
Old mate sat with tears in his eyes on a friday morning because he can't believe a /brit/ poster is married
sir finger doxxer
dog owners are severely severely mentally ill freaks and need to be moved to special camps
>>222623799sheed
why do south americans and meds support these guys? don't they realize they hate them?
slept like shit award
>>222623799t. Rasheed
>>222623807this is the only response you have because you know it’s true dog owners are selfish, inconsiderate and extremely narcissistic. they think everyone loves their dog.
the old ball and chain
>>222623832sheed
The old ball and cock
stimming
>>222623779China calls itself socialist.
>>222623808Varg once made a blog post where he all but said you aren't white if you aren't autistic.
>>222623876*throws a peanut at your head*
even wankinig is difficult in this heat
might pretend to be British going forward
>>222623900this is why jews for circumcised
>>222623878TRVTHNVKEnormies are basically pseudo-browns
Definition brained mongs looking for Platonic forms will never understand Socialism. Communism is the real movement toward the sublation of the present state of affairs. Whether or not China is Socialist must depend upon its motion, NOT some autistic analytic definition it fails to meet currently.
>>222623900did one last night, was dripping in sweat
>>222623915>>222623878seems like copeif it were true how could white people have been majority back when slavery and ownership of india was the norm?seems like it's just cuck white supremacists doing a retreat because they can't win any more
i reckon aliens are real actually
>>222623970if they were real then where are they
>>222623990they hiding x
>>222623984can see her nipple 0_0
apprentice is already so much better at the job than me and she's looks to the maxx. she'll be my boss one day
>>222624008can i see yours? x
>>222624020no x
>>222623984The stuff I'd do to be able to lick her minge
I want to sniff Emma Watson's thongs.
who cares about aliens it's not any more interesting than the fact that theres creatures on this planet
reckon any of the deep state goons have ever shagged an alien
>>222624041Athose are shoes
OK rorke congratulations, you poo screamed at another tragedy. But here's the thing: people died.
got a POWERFUL poo lined up. in the chamber if you will. ready to deploy.
where my incels atttttttttttttttttt>>222624049most interesting creatures are angels btut the modern world isn't ready for that conversation
>>222623635Oh no lad, oh no no no. Far too hot to be dealing with that nonsense.
not sure what game to play
>>222624142Play the incremental improvement to your sad miserable life game
too early for a beer
"I'm nearly finished" Rorke tells crying child
>>222623950Phwoooarrrr what a slampig.
>>222624142play the doing something actually productive with your life not just changing some ones to zeroes on a screen in your smelly bedroom game
>>222624155>>222624176Based kindred spirits
>>222624155>>222624176what wildly unhelpful replies
Need a wife who is constantly plotting my demise
>>222624142Deadlock
BBC News - Boy, 14, charged with murder after missing girl's body found in parkhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyd1w958jzoWhat do we think then? Forrin, gyppo or taff?
why does fifa not use the turkiye and czechia naming conventions? are they racist?
26 degrees indoor before 9 am what the fuck is this
>>222624147sir corn popper
>>222624216scr
starmer strumming his little clitty
>>222624206It's in the valleys so could well be some white schizo.
>>222624147See he can do stuff like this because he’s actually worked real jobs before unlike the benchod burnham who has never been anything other than a politician (professional time wasting scrounger)
looking at all these webms of politicians and notice how they all move in strange ways, either stiff walks, awkward runs, inability to throw a ball or a punchthink obama and putin might be the only ones who weren't such neeks
>>222624147sir child banterer
Mum made me take my water backpack to work and so i've had to carry around 3kg on my back on the bus and walking to the office. at least it's air conditioned now
>>222624243just looked this up. he joined the labour party at 15. he's 56 now. took him 40 years to climb the ladder to the top that's pretty pathetic.
Blaenau Gwent saw Wales' second-largest percentage-point fall in the proportion of people who identified as "Welsh only" (from 72.4% in 2011 to 68.0% in 2021).Wales' largest decrease in the percentage of people who identified as "Welsh only" occurred in NewportIt’s a fucking genocide but the media won’t cover it
>26 degrees 74% humidityThis is worse than yesterday
>>222624258why would a backpack be air conditioned
remember him
>>222624258Your mum is trying to get your colleagues to bully you.
>>222624261
>>222624258Kek got me chuckling. Did mummy pack your lunch and lay your clothes out too?
we gonna be posting weather screenshots all day again then?just take it like a man you nancy
>>222624279
I actually think this is good, it makes us stronger as a people. You’ve got the yanks and Australians who love to go on about how hot they have it but they fully rely on AC and their buildings being built for the heat, we don’t have any of that shit if they were in our shoes they’d be dead all of them
>>222624261...yh
Best of both worlds
>>222624318>)0 iq post
London WILL boil next week
can’t even play games because my computer raises the temperature by like 10 c
>>222624248bolsonaro doing press ups is a good one. like he's never seen a press up before
it’s funny to me how people think they can learn a language from duolingo
>>222624324hello
Hope nobody expects me to go camera on teams call today because I will not be wearing a t-shirt
>>222624318peng
rorke needs to check his privilege pronto
>>222624355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBsf3njjW4screaminghe looks like a seal
sometimes i forget that ireland exists
Ok I will eat it!!
someone please post Zack Polanski running webm
>>222624318did you really think you'd get doxed based on the location of that profile?
>>222624362had someone apply for a job at my company last week and they put duolingo french level 22 on their c.v.
>>222624404overrated
>>222624362It’s a useful tool. Nobody is learning a language from any one source but if it gets people interested and keeps them engaged that’s a good thing
strokable but you have to leave them alone
have never felt a connection to another human being in my life
>>222624391>>222624355If you ever find yourself in a situation like this where someone is saying hey let's do push-ups or some other exercise, and you know that you don't exercise, the moment you agree to take part you have lost the humiliation ritual.They're only suggesting it because they know they can hang. Like you'd never say "oh hey let's do some pushups" if you yourself couldn't do them. So if you can't do them, you need to be savvy to people trying to draw you into these humiliation rituals and politely refuse to engage. Let that weird adult man at the party who is trying to mog you rep out pushups on his own, do not partake.
>>222624464ktim
>>222624473maybe youre alien
was thundering and lightninging at about 5am
do you think Bram Stoker and Bram Margera are related
>>222624477think i'm star seed x
>>222624475he was the one to suggest it lmao
>>222624500yeahand bram bram from the flintstones
New>>222624459
>>222624504Then I don't know what he expected to happen lol
>>222624464They are all friendly berge
