helly edition>>222622192
Why did they build her like a fridge?
ran out of tea award
why are they such gigantic anti-american faggots
What have you done today to support the /cum/zone?I had my coffee Canadian style
hello
Oppa Canada Style
>>222629322>politico is to be believed 100% when they say things I want to hearyeah
>>222629322also its only uncomfortable because you can't criticize someone where everything is going off without a hitch. That would make you un-American.Which would only make make you comfortable if you DGAF about America.
I booted up my machine this morning, started the calibration cycle, and I've been chilling drinking coffee for the last 2.5 hoursAlmost halfway done, today is gonna be a tough one
I might stay clocked in and go play sega in the car until 3
There's a lidl market four blocks from my house. What kind of cheeses do they offer?
>>222629795If they have the same shit as aldi then their import cheeses are pretty solid especially at sale pricesThe American made cheeses are probably plastic
>>222629482I voted (by mail) then I donated clothes
is it worth buying a dreamcast or should i just get a new ps2
Aldi is a glorified dollar store
woke up at 8:45 am award
>>222629949Ps2 and ps1 emulation is so good, I probably wouldn't bother
>>222629975it’s not so much about playing the games, more just that i have this autistic preference for original hardware
>>222630000Do you want to finger my ass with your dick?
>>222630000Well if it is only about hardware, the Dreamcast is super easy to play burned discs on, the ps2 is easy too, but you have to buy a free mcboot memory card or have someone with it already make you one.I would go Dreamcast, they made so many fewer of them that the price is starting to reflect that. Sega Saturn like doubled in price over the last few years
thinking of buying this music kit in counter strikehttps://youtu.be/IMa9vkyz2lk
Spraying my old chair with wd-40 might've just worked :/
>>222630222Blast it with piss instead
I hate working in criminal law so much
>>222630278My brother was a PO and he said it was literally just social work
>>222630278Sounds like a shitty gig, hopefully you get paid well but you probably don't have time to enjoy it
>>222630278Attorney?
hehe
>>222629082Life will not get better at 23 it's been nothing but pain >Friends are all fake >My only real family member is dead >I am alone >No matter how hard I work towards my goals nothing happens >Failed at love and lost the love of my life >Tired in a way sleep won't fix I should honestly save myself the trouble and end it but I wanna see the world before I do it
>>222630328POs do fuck all, i basically have to do their job for them>>222630342of course not. i make 60k with no OT despite being on call 24/7>>222630391paralegal for public defender
>>222630410Can't believe we lost to artist formerly known as Turkey
ywn have this
>>222629949The dreamcast is the greatest console ever made.
>>222630328Yeah the good ones probably have to do a lot of that. Like following up on who's getting therapy or drug treatment.
niggas be posting sassy negro gifs on /cum/
>>222630530i wanna play nights into dreams the way it was meant to be played
>>222630480Yeah I hear they're overworked. When I was in traffic court the PD seemed nice but it looked like he didn't have the time to meet as much with his clients like my lawyer did
Another day, another dollar. And let me tell you I have respect for the value of a dollar. A dollar comes hard-earned and it feels good. A dollar is your passport to the world. A dollar is your friend.
>>222630582yeah both of the PDs i work for have gotten numerous DUIs and i’m pretty sure one of them is going to kill himself within the next few years
Anyone else /Wizard maxxing/? Fucker across the street keeps letting his dog out and 4am so I'm going to give the owner the plague.
>>222630513looks uncoomfortable
>>222630410how come only the brown countries are allowed to field their natives?
>>222630596new orleans?
>>222630638Mehico has african mercenaries thougheverbeit
>>222630513Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (the artist) was literally a stone cold incel and his only interactions with women were with prostitutes. that painting right there was literally a painting of himself with a prostitute
>>222630638Canada and USA could send a team of natives if this was lacrosse. They're good at that. >>222630686
>>222630688>Lautrec was too proud to submit to his lot, as a physical freak, an aristocrat cut off from his kind by his grotesque appearanceliterally me
I never got that John Quinonez show because in 98% of the situations I would do nothing
>>222630737literally any time some black comes up to me asking for money i pretend like i don’t hear them and keep walking
WOAH, you’re wizardmaxxing?! Dude, that’s like, SO esoteric and quirky! Haha!
>>222630626Multiple DUIs? Aren't they risking serious jail time after 2-3?
>>222630780
>>222630794one of them has had two in the past (he nearly lost his bar certification over it), the other one got his first last year after his fiancee left him
im sleepy
i hate myself and always will
i was such an asshole as a kid. >literally wouldn’t speak to the kids who weren’t in advanced math. >stopped texting the one girl who had a crush on me when i was 13 because she didn’t know the difference between your and you’re. >punched a kid in the face when he tried pulling a harmless prank by hiding my lunchbox. later found out he thought i was cool and wanted to be friends with me
>>222630626how tf do some people get so many DUIs? I've been drunk behind the wheel many of times(try too avoid that now) and don't have a single one.
>>222630480>i make 60k with no OTThat's lame. Did you need a degree for that?
>>222630880depends on 1. how bad a driver you are and 2. how bored the cops in your general area are>>222630883i have a master’s degree in public administration
How can I be like this?
>>222630910>i have a master’s degree in public administrationWtf?Hopefully you have some sort of upward career mobility in that field, otherwise extremely grim. Don't dox yourself but I really hope you at least live in a super cheap state.
I feel like spending some money. What should I buy that will make me happy?
DUIs are the white man tax. It's not like they give us public transportation
>>222631007Get a kayak or other small watercraft. Buying it won't make you happy, but maybe being on the water will
>>222630825JeezRural area? My area seems to get a lot of impaired driving stuff and traffic cases in general. The judge of the circuit court was on unsupervised probation for a year after getting caught driving like 30mph over the limit
>>222630979i live in missouri so yeah.no upward mobility, i’m at the top of this career ladder. fortunately, i have a new job potentially starting soon (my second round interview is starting today) that would basically be the same but private sector and WAY more money with a totally new location. so not all bad
>wake up>remember indians still exist>day ruined
drinking coffee
>>222631012This is literally the biggest thing that can prevent DUIs. Either public transport or rideshare services. Even where the penalties are harsh DUIs just keep happening
>>222631068Don't make racist posts
>>222631068As long as I don't step inside a convenience store I can generally completely avoid them
Imagine that your boyfriend arrives at night to see you, and he kills all your family to steal your t.v and car>estado de mexico
I'm gonna play some vidya while I'm on the clock today.
the indian guy who works at my gf’s local convenience store has a huge crush on her and ignores my presence anytime i’m in there with her lmao i wish he knew how much he creeps her out but it probably still wouldn’t register with him
>>222631109racism implies they're human
>>222631038I am cheering for you bro, get their asses
it seems corporate america is adopting pizza as an employee reward
>>222631117why do gay mehicans do that?
Dadberg is sick and pissed off
>>222631109Zoomers and alfies are the most cucked gens because all their favorite media forces them to censor themselves egregiously for the sake ad revenue. It's pathetic
>>222631007A nice meal? New cologne? I dunno.. A watch?
>>222631130Same. I have my genesis in the car and play it on the little fold out dvd player screen
>>222631208Soyllennials censored themselves willingly and forced those rules on to younger generations
>>222631218Yeah maybe I need cologne. That's a thing. Kinda forgot about that.
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>222631241>censored themselves willinglyI have been banned from hundreds of sites FIGHTING for all of our rights to say NIGGERWe are not the same
>>222631208>>222631241Honestly as a zoomer I stopped censoring myself because I know people will hate me so might as well be myself
>>222631263
>>222631207he sick of you and pissed off at you. be decent and make him something to eat.
having diarrhea. again
Oh yeah well my mom's pussy smells way worse than your mom's
>>222631208>>222631241We always had social rules. Why do people act like in the past you could just say anything you want?
I always resolve my problems like an adult; I use witchcraft
I don't like this one really tall and thin building in Manhattan. The Steinway Tower. It looks weird
>>222631350Post thighs
>>222631350Never got how people could shit like that. I'm a spread eagle shitter
>>222631401Posts pics I don't believe you...
>>222631395I like that one random building that only millionaires live in that is like 80% unoccupied
You know most people are good at their jobs after a month of work I still suck at landscaping and I also sucked at construction I only ever had a construction job for 90 days they didn't bother to train me because I fucked up on my first attempts
my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid RAWKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_yFS0Vuzo
>>222629275Face looks nothing like her too
>>222629322Do you anons remember before this world cup started everyone was saying there would be empty stadiums and nobody would go to America? Lol
>>222631472>You know most people are good at their jobs after a month of workYou've never worked with jeets... lucky (you)
>>222631570Wheresoever dids't youst've'd findeth yon depiction of mine visage?
>>222631570Yes and I made a post here saying they made it sound worse than it was and some Germonkey was like HURR hotels are expensive DURR
My name is JeetNot to be confused with Harsh, Shiva, or Poo, or KrishnaMy name is Jeet, it's always been'Cause I'm the most stinky bloody bitch you've ever seenI dress in poop, yes, brahmin poop from head to toeI'm on the tracks, except my selfie’s whackI see a train, well, what a pain'Cept today, this Jeet’s a-troddin' on by this friend of mineFive foot two, and proudy as hellI got to get him in the ground before he loses his smellMy name is Jeet
/cum/ to the left/cum/ to the rightShooting lots of ropesOh isn't it nice
>>222631472first attempts at doing what? never did construction but landscaping is only hard when you don't know how to use the machines. once you do it's mind numbingly boring and almost impossible without listening to something on headphones.
Do you have a favorite gif or webm?
>>222631570I stole your /cum/ karma and made a thread on /sp/
>>222631676My favorite gif is the jarsquatter gif where someone added googly eyes to his ass and it looks surprised when the jar breaks
Weeeee it's Friday! Which means the office is nearly empty and there's almost nothing to do. But as long as I am physically present in the building, I am stacking that bread. I am acquiring that chedda, yessir.
>>222631676I enjoy this but posters got mad at me for posting it too much
>>222631676yes and it happens to be Duane
>>222631706Same. I haven't even tried to look busy because today is my last day at this job.I've been chatting with the 2 people I like and then shitposting lol
>>222631706Cheesed to meet you.
>>222631661I never did construction before I asked to be trained but they refused because I was still slow at things and wasn't good after a couple attempts so my job was trash also what was left of my confidence is done
>>222631676the one where the tied up japanese girl shits diarrhea in a water tank is a classic
>>222631728u 2
>>222631715the chudette
Does anyone have the American psycho webm where they are comparing business cards but they are all edited to lgbtqiappmapkf++ flags?
>>222631791
>>222631791I saved this, hope you don't mindI'll check back in about 30 seconds after I finish fapping to see if you mind
>>222631791I eat my own semen, so it makes sense
why did people accept narrow cell phone videos as the new standard of quality? you can actually get famous and make money without providing a visually pleasant viewing experience? in an industry that relies solely on cameras?
I've been sitting here watching this machine tap a ball for 4 hours nowWhee lookatim go
>>222631857Can't wait for the new A24 movie where its shot vertically on iPhone Pro
>>222631639https://voca.ro/1giYlWQKNlwr
>>222631877nice docs faggot
>>222632060Come by and say hi, I am bored as fuck
work 10am to 630pm tomorrowabsolute cunt shift that ruins my entire day both pre- and post-wanna push my shit back
Oh lol, thought you meant dox instead of the shoesThey are comfy
have you ever had a child in another dimension, shit is wild
>>222631791fkesque post
Literally no reason for the working class to wear anything else besides docs, vans, or converse
so chudthebuilder>has a child with a brown latina>is a deadbeat dad >has a criminal history >likes getting pegged>fucked a tranny numerous times last yearhow the fuck is anyone defending this retard
Gonna get a 'za
>>222632183the reason is they progressed past the age of 22.
>>222632207Nothing wrong with bleaching a latina if you wanna know the truth about it
>>222632183Those anti slip shoes with the waffle tread are nice if you're in an oily environment but mostly agree
When my brother hit 30 he started to only wear cowboy boots
>>222632272Pretty based, does he have the hat to match?
>>222632272His 30th was a week after the release of brokeback mountain but I'm sure that is merely coincidence
>>222632207sounds like a true brotha
just popped off a waffle goblin from the arschenschaften
>>222629275is your fridge really that thin bro?
my fiancee and infant child died many years ago. i haven't really existed since
Batman bin Sperman
>>222632339Want a sprite cranberry?
>>222629275unreal engine is ass
There are more Indians in Texas now than in Canada
Y'ever just make murloc noises loudly to yourself?
I think I just met The OneShe dots the I in her name with a little swastika and she is trans
>>22263043323 IS YOUNG THOUGH!!!! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET
>>222632395yet americans will still call us the jeets despite our country literally being whiter
Canada rejected over 50% of all World Cup tourist visas. Tourists from Africa, as well as India and Pakistan, had their visas rejected at a far higher rate than European and most South American tourists
>>222630433when I was your age I wanted to kill myself. in-fact i was on a bridge at 3am at one point about to do iti'm 30 now and living my best life, stay strong bro
>>222632183I appreciate nike because they keep bigger sizes on store shelves. My feet don't even fit in converse shoes
I can't stop shitting!!!!
Our best days are behind us
Hey Canadians what's your favorite color?
>>22263260930 is the new 20
If you're not using GHK-cu peptides and red light every night you're insane
>>222632295My grandpa was into cowboy stuff so he left us a bunch of hats
thinking of applying for a janitor job at an officealready pays better than my coffee mcjob at base but it's for 2nd shift and has a $1.50 differential as well
girl from the dmv on the phone has a very sultry voice awooga
>>222632478We've have the turd world flood gates open for 60 years your white percentage crashed crazy fast
Ordered one pizza for me and one for dadberg we are eating like kings!
>>222632612Red!
I'm cumgry
>>222632648the bad thing is that some people clog the toilets or can't even use a toiletthe good thing is that you can install hidden cameras
evens get beer odds don't
>>222632648I was once a janitor at Planet Fitness and I had to scoop coagulated menstrual blood out of the wall mounted bins because women would fill it to the brim then rip out the liner and then stuff the bare can with their bloody pads and the blood would ooze to the bottom and mix and form a thick jelly.
>>222632733What did it smell and taste like? Seems like it would be a little cheesy, please tell me it was cheesy smelling
>>222632731LameI'll have a lunch beer in your honor bud
The worst part about transitioning is going to the women's toilet.
>>222632733I was a janitor at a park I once had to clean a toilet that was clogged with a backpack and completely filled with diarrhea
>>222632728already have had to clean shit + I'm not a mentally ill porn addict>>222632733eh blood's blood
lissenin to pink flag by wirewun of the holy trinity of first generation punkthe ramonesdamned damned damnedpink flag
Blump
clash?can fuck offsex pistols?wankers
>>222631080so let's say you were me and you were feeling sleepy and it's now 10:30 am would you drink coffee???
>>222632917The ramones are so badI still don't know if they are serious, or supposed to be a comedic parody act
>>222629962They got redundant upper management, bleeds off half the kick.
really insane to me that retards STILL respond to ratpedo
Most people don't know there's a b in dumb
>>222633025Same thing about the d in your mom
I don't know how to swim like competitively.
>>222632949What about the adicts
>>222632795I would imagine the worst part is having your pecker ripped off and left with a gaping wound
>>222633025so are you going to watch supergirl or what
This Chinese chef is amazing
I hate jeets more than blacks
>>222633025some people say aunt like "ant" even thougheverbeit your aunt is not an ant
>>222633158Better than the Swedish one but that's not a high bar
>>222633202Mandibles too pointy2/10
Can you name one player from your world cup team? I can't
I have jungle feaver
>>222633316nope, never liked soccer, Landon Donovan is the only American player i've ever heard of.
>>222633338I used to think that meant you liked jungle asians not blacks
>>222633406i guess black fever sounded too much like a real illness, sounds like the shit that decimated napoleon's army in egypt
Finna play some noita
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCw1ggftuQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ArUgxtlJstime to get crunk binches
>>222633316Messi is an honorary American
>>222632648sounds chill>>222632733HELL NAW NIGGA
bad music
>>222631007little treat
>>222633073never heard of em
Glow niggers tongue nigger anus
>>222633635phwoar
>>222632985ummthats the whole pointthey represent a nihilistic but egalitarian subversion of bubblegum pop
>>222633707Deep? Or gay
I want to consensually put my dick in a 18-24 year old female's pussy
>>222633587Mai waifu
thinking about men's butts again...
>>222633523he doesn't know English.
This book cover is responsible for why I thought the underground railroad was some sort of literal subterranean system of tunnels. As a kid seeing the cover at a glance I interpreted it as them sneaking through an underground passage. Looking at it now there's obviously trees visible in the background but something with the color just makes it look like a cave if you're looking from far away or a quick glance. It would be several years before I learned the truth.
>>222633316Pulisic. I want to get his glass at McDicks
Attempted to go for a walk award
Name a better sipp for lunch break? This shit is very tasty
Always remember, all woes of the West can be explained by J&JJews and Jeets
>>222634025
Where do I find mexicans to detail my car interior?
>>222633984Girl where do you work that lets you drink alcohol?
its a bug eat bug world out there bros
>>222633984Water is the best beverage
>>222634104Today is my last day here so I'm having a little sippy-pooI drank with my boss/the owner at my last job a bunch of times tho during the day
The same video games cost 15% more in the UK than in the US.This is despite the average Brit having less disposable income than the average American.You're complaining about GTA 6 costing you $80? Here in the UK it costs the equivalent of $92.50, AND we're poorer.It ain't right.
>>222634182Sorry, but the order goesBeer>wine>scotch>coffee>water>tea>other whiskey>v*dka
Irish whiskey is better than scotch, are you even joking. Scottish whiskey is mixed alop
Bourbon is leagues better than both for the price
>>222634253Scotch is for fags
>>222634194You "people" deserve worse
>>222634284The Irish whiskeys aren't bad, but they lack character. I would only use them for mixing. >>222634316You're gay>>222634310Yes, but if you ignore the dollar amount the Scotch is usually tastier. Garrison bros Bourbon is the only one on that highest level
>>222634352Not very kind...
>>222634370>MixingLOL that's exactly what scotch is for This guy got turned all around
>>222634405The cheaper blends sure, but some nice port finished scotch is way too good to mix
>>222634438So you're saying you'd take a shot of unmixed Dewars over a shot of Jameson. Boy, you ain't right
blumf
For me it's ardbeg single cask
>>222634461No dewars is a cheap blend that is only good to mix (if you're so inclined) Jameson isn't bad at all, but it isn't really tasty or worth drinking neat. They did a release a while back finished in stout casks and that was actually very nice
>>222634194>average Brit having less disposable income than the average AmericanIt's actually roughly equal and obfuscated by the fact that brits and euros in general have many services directly taken from their taxes where as americans piecemeal them out on an individual level so that you start with more raw income but that's chipped away at by the million other things you're required to maintain, euros love to play the self hating victim card though
I spend every work day waiting for my days off but end up not enjoying them anyway
hit that nigga with a fucking bogert
>>222634594Based depression haver
I enjoy not responding directly to other anons by giving them (You)s. I prefer to make side comments so that I can talk poorly about them behind their back and without them noticing.
Same and I think you're kind of a pussy though
Get his ass
anyone else wondering what the fuck a bogert is
The only thing I'll miss about this job is the powdered hand soap. That shit works way better than the scrubby soap with walnut shell in it
>>222634194I'm more disappointed about the taking a whole 13 (thirteen) years to release a sequel thing. Meanwhile from 2001-2008 we got a string of bangers in GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas and GTA IV.
pain
>>222634987fact check: true
fatherberg hates me. he's always complaining
>>222635095my life got significantly better with little to zero downsides when i learned living around energy vampires is optional
>>222634893game dev cycles get longer and more expensive every year just so they can do dumb shit like more mocap and more celebrity voice actors that no one actually cares about
>>222635150YUCK
I hope gta 6 is fucking awful
>>222632552The n in nike is for nigs
>>222635192It's going to just be a reskinned gta v but you won't hear any actual discourse about the game for years everyone has already made up their mind on if it's good or not without playing it
>>222635192I don’t think normies are going to want to play a game that isn’t made with unreal engine
>>222635192same jejprobably gonna buy it if its good but god it would be so fucking funny if it was horrible
>>222635186hey man. that's someone's mid 4/10 wife. i wonder if she used to be prettier
Horny 24/7 latelyEven after I nut I'm still horny
>>222629275feminists would think her actual body is an unrealistic beauty standard and therefore exploitative and misogynist and hateful to average normal 250 pound disabled black trans women of color
Less than 2.5 hours bros... We're all gonna wagmi it
>>222635302
>>222635143i dont have an option desu
poopoo peepee doodoo sneedee
I've drank there gallons of water already today and cannot stop peeing.
My legs are so itchy can someone scratch them for me
>>222635464Can I use my teeth?
the gf is officially one of those zoomers who hates AI
>>222635482Sure
>>222635192Heh, I just preordered 500 more copies to resell when the game is sold out this Christmas. Chuds like you stay poor. Chads like me stay rich.
>>222635495Omnomnomnom*nibbles ur leg*
>>222635524>when the game is sold outits digital only though
>>222635493Good for her.The technology itself is innocuous, but the people/corporate entities using it are absolutely abhorrent.
>>222635575The same can be said for all of the software on your smartphone and computer
Making bagels
work for a sign company that does metal road signs mostly for public works. at some point in the last three or four years a new politically correct shift occurred over handicap signs. first transit changed the name of their handicap bus service to "accessible" isn't of handicap. then client started calling the parking stalls "accessible" stalls instead of handicap stalls. now the fucking signs that have text on them in addition to the wheelchair stickman say "accessible". at no point did a memo go around saying this is the correct and approved word now and that "handicap" is considered derogatory. i said "handicap signs" the other day and my manager shot me a dirty look.i don't recall ever seeing handicap people saying they don't like the word handicap. fucking HR ladies decided this for them.
>>222635600must be a canadian thing ive never heard of that
hopefully i can find the courage to kill myself soon there’s just no good reason to be enduring this doomed dysgenic truecel chud spastic freak life
https://youtu.be/8YpXSD7AwBo?si=pyyHjc8tCi1cqDiP&t=62
I want to go home
>>222631697I think this is the 3rd time you've done this to me specifically lol
>>222635600companies hire consultants so they can make decisions without taking the blame when the decisions are bad ones. the side effect is that the consultant makes other miscellaneous shot calls. they can be retarded. sorry i mean handicapped. i mean the decisions can be accessible
>>222635668You won't do itYou have no balls
crazy how society determined that "little person" is somehow less condescending than dwarf
>>222635699alternatively advantaged take
there's a cute girl neighbor that just passed in front of my house with a really small short, I could see her brown butt... hawt. I don't talk to her since I don't want to create bad fame about me in my hood
>>222635726
>>222635575>innocuousit is now the default customer service "worker" for everything, happened literally overnight and nobody said a damn thing. it has also caused some people to kill others or themselves.
GAY NIGGERS
>>222635727as far as i'm aware it went FROM little people TO dwarf not the other way around
>>222635760no, people used to say dwarf or midget in the 90's.
>>222635760Why not vertically challenged or short stature?
>>222635729renaming handicap to accessable is the perfect level of stupid and useless that i've seen from consultants at companies i've worked at. i merely speak from experience
What genre of people calls everybody who doesnt agree with them a puritan
we should just call little leople/midgets/dwarfs "five nines"
>>222635815people who live in portland
>>222635727It's not society, it's just your family. They prefer to be called midgets.
AI bubble going to pop by the end of the year.
Once you go WALLOON You'll come back SOON
>>222635815spoiled brats who's parents let them do anything they wanted.
>>222635815gooners
NEW>>222635860
Would you call a masturbation addict from Oklahoma a gooner sooner?
>>222635524I can buy it easily i just would rather it sucked. Im not really interested in gta gameplay its for Indians
>>222633984rip in piece gains
