bum edish
Vile edition.
just 1.5 more days of this lads we're almost there xx
finished work but i still got 45 minutes left so i need to pretend i'm working
spelunking in the gooncave
I can still lose weight and drink beer
>>222631288gorr cant wait
>leftypol thinks anyone who wants to live here should be able to come no questions askedFuck off we're full
Been going to the gym for 2 years and for what I look like fucking dog shit
hello lads.
>>22263128824 is still too hot. Fuck summer.
>>222631320Takes 10 years to start seeing progress. Stick at it!
>>222631340only people who enjoy summer are shaggers
>>222631288good job getting doxxed dumbass, see you soon.
i eat rocks and gravel and shag rocks and worship a big rock
>>222631254>bum edish
Mad how the British government cap how many British people can study to be a doctor.
>>222631339hello
fuck my earlier decision i'm having a wine
>>222631340incel freak
haven't posted all day just sitting here watching
>>222631368seething lil timmy
>>222631288it's already tolerable again here, there's a breeze and it's in the 20s
>>222631387whats the context of thishow did he make it work for her lol
dare I ladsgigachad at office has solar, was boasting about how he pays £50/year for electricitygirls were swooning on him. couldn't believe how his electricity could be so cheap.made me envious.
holding w and placing claymores
>>222631403If you plan on living there for the next decade then yes it's a no brainer
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
>>222631403no you mongit's the biggest scam goingespecially in the uk
>>222631394funnily enough, i actually know a timmy, and he is an actual cuck.
>>222631387What scene?
>>222631402not being a self hating spastic evil little worm helped >:)
>>222631340
me when le steam sale comes around*picture of fry saying take my money*I am not a shillbot
>>222631420up me arse
>>222631403Get them installed
>>222631405Finally, a rare moment where I catch this before it gets deleted
no i am definitely too hot nowmight need a cold shower and an ice cream to cool down
>>222631402rizz
>>222631419>>222631421
tucking into a chilled vaseline float
>>222631339Alri lad
bet argos made a mint selling fans
>>222631340me on the right but in summer
>>222631426She’s the girl he went to vegas with after Christopher died
nth for the holodem
I'm ugly as sin
>>222631489she was hot as fuck
>>222631389I see you've learnt to sit back and observe as not everything needs a reaction
>>222631486Name?
>>222631501looks more channel 4 to me
>>222631528Im called Mark mate, why?
>>222631486First thing I noticed was her cross
>women get the vote>feminists create single mothers>single mothers raise weak feminised men>weak feminised men and women are easily propagandised to push wokeslop leftypol arguments>mass immigration>parts of england now 25% englishbravo
sprinting about the gaff with eight pairs of scissors
>be me, a moth>hate going outside during the day because I'm a certified Nocturnal Nigga>waddling about during the dead of night>see a beam of light>head toward it instictively, even though I'm nocturnalif you love light so much, why not go out during the day?what's with the mothcel mindset? thoughts on this little piece of standup? I want to be on a panel show and get bantered by Jimmy Carr one day.
has your dad ever bought a jaffa orange?Right he’s buying nukes for Israel bro, he’s a Jew
What does /brit/ think of TND?
Chinese for dinner tonight
>>222631546grow up
i am rorke hear me rore
>>222631546the left never happened
>>222631554The neurotypicals have been getting too uppity lately
LOVE grey ooze
>>222631496
can't wait to get in the beer garden tonight, reckon a solid 2/3rds of the country will be wankered this evening
rorke having chinese for dinner tonight
>>222631561you first, foid
need a tim henson gf
>>222631590got no mates
>>222631254I miss my ex I can't believe I fucked up the chance to have the love of my life stay with me because I didn't want to have a kid
>>222631590more than that, I'd guess somewhere between 60-70% of the country
>>222631598problem, leftypol?
>>222631431spelunky is selling at a dollar and half, was thinking of buying it to fuck around with my cousin for a good few hours.Honesty cant be arsed to spend money on games most of the times when you can just pirate it.
>>222631254sorry miss no braps for me today
latex teens
is dappy the stupidest man alive
>>222631619scream this is me>>222631632looks like a pizza in the thumbby
>>222631632excessive amount of sauce
rorke loves summer lol
>>222631648Who?
>>222631648scorcher wrecked him
the world is healing, just not britain
Not going to take the medication
>>222631675yes rorke, the world will heal by turning away the world's best and brightestsolid plan you got there fucknugget
>>222631680meds might cure my social anxiety
>>222631546SOTE already proved it's impossible
rocking back on the hind pair of chair legs till i break my neck and die
>>222631604are you 14 bro grow up and stop playing dolls with your wojacks
the 'shelf
me and rorke
>>222631712you just give up on reading after hitting 13, aye?
>fucknugget
>>222631699diploma mill """students""" are not the best and brightest
>>222631703Well take them then I'm not your dad
catyank with 9 bibles, but still NO soul
>>222631548I've definitely heard this bit before, can't remember who though
>>222631721those books are for the children
dude no way im gonna miss the big game at incel camp geeze mom
>>222631751FEEEEENNNTOOONNNNNNOH JESUS CHRIST
no longer a GAMER going on 10 years now but I fear FOMO when GTA comes out in NovemberI resisted the Red Dead II urge.Don't know if I'll be strong enough this time round.
SEX 108: DEPRESSION
>>222631758paedo
edward norton speaking to himself at the football game
I am a porn addict with a withered and and battered and bloody goon cock
>>222631725
>>222631768Don't get the appeal of GTA personally
>>222631775im a cat
>>222631675Based>>222631699Guardian parroting fuckwit
*looks at my own feet* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?
>>222631588Zamn!
>>222631794here's your based brexit conservative, bro
Not best pleased with the Canadian dickhead that's postponed the meeting from 3 to half 3 to 4. Shall be presenting my evidence that it's nothing to do with me and leaving no later than 4.45
I am a NEETchad
>>222631712how many children's bibles does one nigga need
love minecraft cos you can live in an hole in the ground with pigs and spiders
>>222631740whoever slowed this down is going gods work
>>222631740>>222631802milk trucks have arrived
>fuckwit
My gf is about 5 takeaways from this exact body shape. Consider me a happy camper.
>>222631768once u have sex games lose their meaing
>>222631834corrrr
>>222631768>Red Dead IIWhy not play it?
wanking in the garden
hitting the reform FC twerk with my wrinkly bony bum
>>222631806We hate them too
>>222631648What did he do now?
>>222631834corr CORRRRRRR
>>222631847s
>>222631834yeah without the chebs
>>222631838how would you know?
>yhe binble
>>222631840gave my console and all physical media to cex in one fell swoopjust so time consuming the games and the likequit when I was 19
>>222631838how so
>>222631802SEX SEX SEX BOOBIES PLAP PLAP YES SEX
>>222631834get her bamed asap
practicing my mangekyou sharingan genjutsus in the mirror and coaxing myself into a SNAFU
>>222631881indian ahh post
never plaid GTA but might make this next one the first since everyone here won't stop prattling on about it
Excluding sex things, what would you do if you were woman for a day?
>>222631864>>222631880its what the sexhavers all saywhen did u last see chad going on about a video game>>222631889fucking HATE when this happens
>>222631819based>>222631826I'll take the one on the right
british "sweets"
>>222631893There's nothing else worth doing as a woman.
quite warm. you lads warm?
>>222631660Phew
>>222631917don't like this sort of thing me
>>222631896bizarre post plenty of shaggers play games including the deanos who all play fifa
practising lobotomies on mice
they are here and they are bad for the thread
>>222631917Both peng
>>222631928nah that's a you thing bruvyou might be dying
>>222631893find some way to make it permanent
>>222631629She deserves better if you don't want kids.
>>222631928nah i'm sitting in the shade
>>222631863Chebs galore my man. Just checked her newest bra and it's 32DD - E
>>222631928actually I'm quite comfortable
>>222631938uve been psyoped by big EA same with those nintendo switch adverst pretenidng people play them outside lmao
>>222631699>yes rorke, the world will heal by turning away the world's best and brightestIf the worlds best and brightest were coming from India, then India wouldn't be a complete, literal, shithole.
>>222631945they defend android and drinking water
>>222631811Thanks wagies
>>222631945They're here, they're on student visas and they're making dogshit arguments for immigration
>>222631917lick these balls
reanimating my legion of lobotomice for nefarious means
>my gf my gf my gfy ok bud
>>222631972so not like that video
>>222631980project on lol my pals are 'shaggers' and i play fifa with them
gping to lie in the paddling pool and drink very cold wine as soon as i'm done with toil
Are you brit
>>222631794Marxism and capitalism are in alliance.
I'd rather be called a retard than downvoted.
>>222632001>paddling poolpaedo
>>222631740sticc
>>222631990Bro you don't get it. A leading economist said immigration good because line go up. You don't want to disagree with a leading economist, do you?
>>222632006no
hickory dickory dockthe mice ran off with my cokc
what's life like in reading
>>222631996Imagine dating the Slutherin girl and all the magic misadventures she will get you into
>>222632031all me
>>222632031just not true though is it
>>222632008It's called corporatism, laddy
>>222632014Downvoted, retard
>>222632031Thank you Elon
>>222631802>>222631826>>222631871>>222631905>>222631960How do I meet women like this in public without being labeled a pervert?
>>222632053Fucks sake was going to wear this to the pub later but now people are going to accuse me of being a copycat
>>222632036god I'd give her a right shag I would
personality patch 1.1: replace every instance of the letter m with rnpersonality patch 1.2: kill rnyself
remember when ziedy had a meltdown because someone said android was better than iphone
>>222632053me in the checkered shirt
rermermber when ziedy had a rmeltdown because sormeone said android was better than iphone
harvesting mildew for my dry herb vaporiser
>>222632093remember his melty when he got exposed for being ziedbelg in the first place
fucking duckweed keeps appearing in the pond
>>222632123Bizarre image
chilly today
sprinkling chilli powder in rorkes snuffbox
>>222632123Rorke's deep dark fantasies
Some of the filthiest fitties ever on Love Island this year, they really went to town casting the hardbody bolt-on bimbos and tight little a-cup fucktoys. They know it's what the lads forced to watch with the mrs want to see.
>>222632110Look at that cuck behind her
>>222632150need her locked in my attic pronto
>>222631660>>222631677>>222631740>>222631751>>222631802>>222631827>>222631826>>222631871>>222632150indian brained retards
>>222632136
>>222632155Why are women so degenerate?
>indian brained retards
what is this, narc nebula? me and splink are warping to the great barrier keef sector
the incels are spamming women again
>>222632190interlinked
just learnt there are still boomers out there who think trump is on a righteous crusade to free america from the deep state/13 bloodlines/islam/british royal family
Producing rather a lot of mucus lately
>>222632194corrrrrrrr
quaking in my boobs
>>222632172>>222632202must be the heat.
thats the rain onhopefully the gfs bull doesnt make me sleep outside again
>>222631340I only like summer for the garden. Otherwise, I'd move to the arctic.
real question how do you actually talk to women in real life? should i just say hi?
>>222632257you need to start with rules 1 and 2 first
>>222632194we've lost another advertiser. hope you are happy
>>222632224brynny a shit
>>222632257destroy them with facts and logic
>>222631288every day has been hotter than the lastI have stopped believing the weather reportsthey have been wrong every single day
propping my chin in my hands kicking my legs in the air looking up at the ceiling and fluttering my eyelashes thinking about tar and sludge and hot bitumen
am too hot
UFFFF ITS BLOODY BALTIC RN
those venezuela vids are crazy
>>222631387wait...actresses can't pretend to be turned on?
>>222632275who actually finds mentally ill birds like this fit
>>222631387women are fucked in the head always have been they love depravity
doing my brainless fuckwit impression its a bit of a running gag of mine
>>222632351so why don't they love you
new zoomer assistant manager only lasted a week
>>222632376Because I'm not depraved.
going out to the park this evening to find unattended dogs to wank off while the owners aren't looking
rorke gone wild
>>222632332because she's mega fit
kicked off a bit at a recruiter there and he still wants my business. parasites
>>222632019nah it's nice
mm sexy boobs mam WOW!! I POST ON BRIT!!
>>222632397women love him and want to see and participate in that
>>222632325why are they still living there
get gay porn on at the imax
says it's 35 but doesn't feel as bad as yesterday
love picking up and cuddling catberg but unfortunately he doesn't seem to appreciate ittherefore, i have compiled a song to soften the blow;when you get picked upyeah you know you're gonna be, you're gonna be the cat that gets picked up by meand i would hug 500 'bergsand i would hug 500 morejust to be the man who hugged 1000 'bergs until they use their claws
>>222632325whats going on in venezuela
Thoughts on Paris Jackson
been playing mafia the old country and have been really enjoying it, can't remember the last time i had fun with a game without some kind of caveat that pisses me off
>>222632422feels worse for me here in london lol
whenever the subject of women and relationships comes up here i realise how many incel losers post herecannot imagine someone aged above 25 still never having even kissed a girl so they waste their days getting mad about women online
saw a woman with a peng arse hanging halfway out of her shorts walking round town so i turned at the roundabout and drove aboht 2 miles to see it again
>>222632449that game is shit you aren't having funno i haven't played it
>>222632464nah mate it's grouse as
>>222632460used to be a shaggers general before woke
>>222632461saw one of those in a b&q the other week arse hanging out
>>222632399how can you post something like this when it's 30c
>>222632461take any pics?
fashioning some mates out of mud and googly eyes and treasury tags
poo lol
>>222632325mad how it just looks like a regular apartment at the top. what's happened there then?
>>222631486May the beauty of the white woman never perish from the Earth.
>>222632460was about 30 when i stopped hating women and accepted the fact that i will be a lifelong bachelor, liberating in its own right. relationships aren't for everyone and the sooner you realise that the better
>>222632484I don't know what that aussie speak means
>>222631402>how did he make it work for her lolmoney
>>222632460it's important to remember that the shit opinions posted here are from old bitter incels who utterly failed at some of the most basic human interacting just by being such turbo spergs
>>222632460what about someone over 40who has not only that never had a gf never been on a date nor ever had sexand then u wonder why we are all a bit weirdand then you wonder why these so called shaggers choose to hang around with these incel weirdos... almosta s if it's all larp HUH
>>222632434>>222632509back to back earthquakes
>>222632528means it's good; of high quality
>>222632499i took a load of magnesium last night and it regulates your body temperature33 here and i haven't got a fan on
limewiring what im promised are bitcoins
>>222632398Chudknights retweeting
>>222632422feels worse because the house didn't cool down overnight at all
>>222632490>used to be a shaggers general before*all the dickheads from britfeel came over like Tilde
>>222632554fuck I forgot I bought some I'll try that because I couldn't sleep at all list night
>>222632545you're a fucking weirdo even for this place lad. real dropped on your head as a baby territory.
i want gta 6 nigga
>>222632554lovely stuffmy medication makes me sweat in 15c
>>222631339What are the odds she never even read berserk
glasses keep steaming up. cant see anything
>>222632460I'm a master shagger but I still hate em
I work with two 50 year old batchelors and they are pathetic desu and the 'be kind' women at work say things behind their backs about what losers they are
>>222632570Now when you turn on a PS5 a massive GTA6 ad turns upSony don't even do this for their own games
>>222632565>>222632574take some aspirin if you have anythins your blood
>>222632578ktim
>>222632400best off finding your own job. recruiters are scum
>>222632602smart...
>>222632570that jason fella looks like an undercover cop
>>222632460Still find it difficult to chat to women. There's an inherent pressure to impress a foid while with men I can craic on about anything
>>222632611
>>222632616he looks hot and i wish i looked like that
>>222632633um
>>222632503This video is absolutely mental Always think about how the driver's arms must have snapped so easily why hold the wheel when you know you're about to crash hahaa
>>222632633looks like detective quinn from dexter to me
>>222632631>#1 email ignorerthey just did this to me for a month and the called me with the same job saying how good of a fit i'd be. i was a good fit 4 weeks ago too
i work for a swedish company
get it mate i'm sat on a zinger and you've got less than 10 seconds before i forget what i wanted to post
>>222632674hello you work for a swedish company
>>222632654yeah if i was me I would have just done a forward roll out of the window and landed on my feet and managing to warn the car in front about how we are youtubers doing up a car and its an old one and the breaks have gone and its coming in hot behind you so just stay frosty
i can't stop wanking to videos of men putting their penises in women's vaginasusually with no condom too, i've never done it without a condom myself, bet it feels so much better
>>222632694i do
>>222632631love that that dumb bitch anne hathaway has been reduced to an annoying hr roastie meme
New. Now.
>member of the biomass community walking around topless on the phone and accusing a woman of being a racist bitch>some drunkard downing a bottle of wine>overcrowded train >two 12 year olds talking like Jamaican gangstersAll this in the 10 minutes between waiting for the train and getting on it in my rural town Britain needs to cull this detritus asap
these bitches act local and think global
>>222632734gp
need to stop looking at Letterboxd reviews after watching movies
AryanFoidRaper1488
>>222632724where do you live? i'm house searching
>>222632724Beautiful Britain
just seen a pencil necked freakcel shuffling onto his train in my rural town as I'm sipping on ribena
>>222632765>>222632765>>222632765
Get the willyoid wankelberged
>>222631288>36% humiditythose are rookie numbers. Summers here in the Humid Pampas have a 80 to 90% humidity, Just find a shadow and park there
