Tomorrow Never Dies edition
anime
why are you wearing that stupid human costume - bugs bunny
oh haha i get it 'nigger' that is class
>>222634425
nth for the holodem
another work week down. hope toilberg was pleased with my efforts. a couple days of respite then we're I get another opportunity to make him proud. get in!
>>222634498bit zesty
>>222634498Umm
>>222634500i hope you bought him his end of week present. the employim must serve, and do so with a smile
>>222634542source?
I'm straight up not having a good time
in a bad mood
>>222634493trim is well fresh
>>222634498Fodey: Origins
>>222634560To Live and Die in LAit's high kino
>>222634600s
How do fat people survive this heat?
>>222634616great post
well then
reckon it must be intoxcating being a woman with a big peng jiggly arse, just knowing every bloke is looking, that your arse is a magnet for meatpolewould be riding dick 24/7 if I was a thick chick
>>222634635we save the good water for ourselves
>>222634644same i'd definitely learn to twerk to attract big cocks haha
>>222634393Truly its fucking awful how bad I am at everything when I failed roofing because my foreman flat told I am useless and I wasn't worth teaching anything because I failed after being shown stuff a couple times and still being slower than anyone else after 90 days
>>222634634Banger of a soundtrack by Wang Chung as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vps8WQoMHNo
>>222634635Because your 8 isn't paying for the entire village made it's contributing like 0.001% towards getting a well built o algoPlus the Africans then own that well, while we've privatised basic necessities so our companies need to squeeze a profit out somehow.
breaching the cooling hierarchy
>>222634678flat chest sex bottom brown tummy erotic sex
>>222634644i would definitely be black only
>>222634644>>222634678You could do that now you fucking bendersThat said I'd also do anything to be biologically female
wish I was a teenager in the early 2000s instead of the late 2000s and early 2010s :(
might play some deadlock
>>222634690yeah true good tunegood ending too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickson_Poon
>>222634723I'm not gay mate
>>222634704
>>222634678>>222634644>>222634714bizarre
>>222634723>You could do that now you fucking bendersdon;'t have a big arse you see
>>222634725better days
Insane how much better life pre-covid wasit was shit and still 10x better than the Lockdown Boriswave Ukraine Inflation Zionist world we have now
>>222634744>I'm not gay mateYou were just stating how you fantasise about riding cocks
tried to get a nap in but its too warm
>>2226347702016/nazi/heathermong
The faggot's anus
>>222634770nigga speak in buzzwords
>>222634704>>222634745that's a tranny
>>222634772no, I said I'd be riding dick if I were to be a woman and experience that intoxicationi don't feel it so don't do itkeep up m8
A scientifically demonstrable conclusion requires that the proposition be (1) necessary, that it be (2) deducible from necessary and evident propositions in a syllogistic discourse and that it be (3) doubtful (otherwise it would be self-evident, and therefore not demonstrable from other propositions).>>222634394hs?
>>222634835half the words are spelled incorrectly
Genius
>>222634704Sauce?
most cringe of all time
I am literally naked right now
what a gay day
>>222634857flat battery
>>222634857brits will do anything but spend £300 on a portable air con unit
>>222634891It's an EV. Just plug it in
if you need a good HVAC guy I hear Cody Bleederblowder does great work
>>222634825Gayest shit I ever read
>>222634865i'd probably fuck him
>>222634918don't have a charger at home
>>222634928s
>>222634899don't know which to buy
>'My house feels like the Sahara Desert': Britons living in new builds report 'extreme' temperatures as heatwave continues to scorch the UKhttps://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/homes/article-15932351/My-house-feels-like-Sahara-desert-Britons-living-new-builds-report-extreme-temperatures-heatwave-continues-scorch-UK.html
sir trans phobic
rip nicholas rossiBorn July 11, 1987Providence, Rhode Island, U.S.[1]Died June 25, 2026 (aged 38)Other names Nicholas RossiNicholas Alahverdian Rossi[2]Nicholas Edward Rossi[2]Nicholas Alahverdian-Rossi[2]Nick Alan[2]Nicholas Brown[2]Nicholas Brown Knight[3]Arthur Brown[2]Arthur Knight[2][4]Criminal charge Indecent exposure (2008)Sexual assault (2022)Rape (2025)Penalty Registration as a sex offender (2008)Two sentences of five years to life (2025)
sir rick masters
>>222634982Sir Fem Boy
tossing CRT television sets into the bottom of the mariana trench
>>222634952Deano mate... the pub awaits
did the attention-seeking homosexual mistype a word on purposewoow
>>222634998bizarre bed placement
>>222634952why are her thighs so bruisedis it a sex thing?
>>222634943it doesn't matter they're all chinese factoryslop
been sat in the old haven't i
>>222634992Not surprised this mental case did a 'cide desu, very bizarre following his story
>>222635021hs?
>>222635034scream samecause the old one hasnt hit bump limit
now, do I get the uber bame to get me some beers or risk death on the way to the offy to save £10 or so?decisions decisions
might watch 2 (TWO) movies today
had the ac blasting all day
putting all my eggs into my singular egg basket and launching it into the sun
Sir Sharty Tummy
https://youtu.be/lgGmYeAm0jkhow do i join kino council meetings
still got my sweaty bollocks out though.
what the fuck do you eat in hot weather? The only thing I crave right now is water and maybe ice cream
I look in the mirror and >Hate how I look >hate how I sound >Hate my face >Hate my body >Hate my personality >Hate every hair and atom of my being
mum and stepmum aff tae portugal for 10 days
>>222635096watch LA confidential and to live and die in LAan LA day for you x
>>222635172will they get blacked
birthday soon then :)
>>222635160I've just moslty been having sandwiches I make in the night and leave in the fridge overnight
>>222635173i already watched a movie and it wasn't one of them so i can't have an LA day
>>222635193baby mfs when the womb starts feeling a bit too roomy
>>222635190you’ve become an alien species
>>222635230you realise they're getting bigger and not shrinking in there right?
feels like everyone is a football fan now growing up it wasn't like this
>>222635109rewatched this just to see the arse of the lady in black shortsbet the bbc man here wanted to clap it with his meat spear
>>222635213do it tomorrow then
>>222635248i don't know how women's reproductive system, or women in general work
>>222635264seek help
>>222635255just woke mongs whose only interest is ruining things
>>222635255Really? if anything goyball seems less popular than ever
>>222635255how so
>>222635255yes it was, especially during the world cup
i like the new carly song :>
>>222635264>rewatched this just to see the arse of the lady in black shortsdid the same, rewatched it a good 3-4 times just the start
Sorry for being so mean to youI want to be friends again
>>222635255most people are just a fans of trending things because it's all about joining the conversation. in august it'll be commonwealth games used to be this trend chasing only applied to pros and elites trying to stay on top but it's every man for himself now
im literally half caste
>>222635362ok
>>222635160i ate a can of spam from the can last nightwas just getting little bits off with a fork and doing a dippy dip into mustardwas absolutely steaming to be fair
>>222635255it's always been like this during the world cupi remember them putting it on the TV when i was in primary school and the novelty world cup songs that you couldn't get away fromit's less pervasive now if anything
>>222635160it takeaway weathjer
>>222634863No idea, just saw them on /sp/
date idea i take rubes to the book store and admire her browsing for as long as she wants
>>222635379like the poem we did in GCSE
top 10 poo
well rorke?
>>222635193Yr a wizard anon
Date idea I marry rubes and commit domestic abuse until at last she shows the police the bruises
boughted new extra squishy pillows
recipeberg calls for a large handful of spinchhow the fuck am i supposed to know how much that is when everyone has different sized hands
>>222635437>the goycow feels superior to the other breed of goycattle
>>222635462If youve got small hands add a bit more if youve got big hands add a bit less
>>222635437Well I'm sure the existence of additional people doesn't strain any sort of services and the like
Genuinely believe that school is mostly using beyond teaching you basic literacy and numeracy. Honestly is kind of mental keep people there for 18 years studying shit they don't care about. Should just be for kids who actually plan on going to Uni only really
miami is bizarre look at itlook at it
>>222634678you know this model's name?
>>222635437nigga don't know about bandwidth
>all couriers are busyfuck off
>>222635512*useless
spinchbob
too hot :/
Missus has spent like £30 on two wagyu steaks and now I've got to not absolutely fuck them up on an induction cooker
>>222635498but how do i know the hand size of the recipe writer?
>>222635571>>222635580Identical looking images hahaha x
>>222635580give your missus a slap for spending £30 on 2 steaks
>>222635518its a shithole. Almost no building is older than 50 years.
>>222635379Wg1 bro
>>222635512school doesn't exist just to prepare people for vocations
>>222635512silly thing to say
>>222635580not that much money for steaks
>>222635379where's the rest of you?
*daps all the brothas ITT*
>>222635623That's a week's shop for me
>>222635518What neighborhood is that?
>>222635580where is the bull's steak?
>>222635571someone needs to introduce her to conditioner
>>222634853u must have v low iq to not understnaed cos of tiny spelling erorr
People exist who have sex. I don't have sex therefore I do not exist.
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Leftypol: Rorke, we need to start saving energy around the house.Rorke: Oh aye? What's spurred this on?Leftypol: Isn't it obvious? The world is fucking BURNING around us.Rorke: I suppose you're right. Say, we could save a bit of energy by getting rid of the freezer? I barely use the thing since I get all my meals fresh from the butchers.Leftypol: Well erm.. what about my Linda McCartney frozen saus-Rorke: We could get rid of that blasted TV too, never watch the thing.Leftypol: ...but I'm working through the Criterion Collectio-Rorke: And your Nintendo Switch! Yeah, I'm liking this Leftypops. I'm a real climate warrior!Leftypol: Errr.. on second thought... maybe we should start smaller....*Leftypol looks around before snatching the plastic straw out of 24 year old woman's drink and throwing it on the floor*Leftypol: There, now we're doing our part.24 year old woman: Hey! What was that for?Leftypol: Those things harm sealife!*Rorke takes a sip of his John Smith's as Leftypol and 24 year old woman argue in the background*Rorke: Ahhhhhhhhhh.
>>222635643says the guy who cant spell
nary a pixel
mummy rae jepsen stuns in official music video for "on wires" the first single from her upcoming 8th studio album "day and night"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xqexqiqkdk
imagine looking at another man's willy and thinking yeah i want that up my bum
>>222635634mentalwhat do you eat?
https://xcancel.com/Luke_Jahn_/status/2066582366399705431#m
>>222635669Must be pretty easy for you
>>222635651haha this is so ktim
finished deltarune chapter 5 in my excellent incel bedroom
I jus' don't like cooming no more.
>>222635669ok i'm imagining it now what
>>222635669yeahmate has a gay bf he sometimes brings out for pints, really hard to concentrate when you ponder the fact they're going home and his willy will be in that lads poo canal
>>222635616It should be>>222635619No it isn't
>>222635685Meat, rice, pasta, cheese, biscuits, crisps. Bottle of milk for the week as well.
>>222635640right there
carberg forcing herself on me for a cuddle despite the blistering heatshe's not English so she doesn't understand I don't want to cuddle right nowfuck sake
>having gay matesgrim
>>222635714
any NatSoc man in?
>>222635725>It should bethe reason it's so shit now is because it's trying to be
terrified I'm becoming an alchy because I've drank 3 pints everyday this past week
>>222635744this lads shagging his volvo
>>222635768*raises paw*
kill women
nigga getting teased by a Merc
>>222635768Kill yourself you evil subhuman freak
what's the appeal of love island?
>>222635669dont have to imagine
>>2226358501 hour of prole mind control for the normie sex having cattle
>>222635850wouldn't worry about it mate just you stick to your video games and funko pops
>>222635768kill nordics
>>222635850whats the appeal of all reality tv shows
havent walked 10k steps a single day in 2026
>>222635827me when mummy comes to visit and we go to a restaurant
What the fuck is my Deliveroo picker doing
>>222635850hot men
POV you are a baby donkey learning to cross a bridge for the first time
>>222635605OH GOD ARE THERE NEW BUILDINGS?HELP ME REDDITfuck off retard
23 outside it lush
>>222635890raping you by the looks of things
sunberg has been on an absolute mad one all day and Burnham hasn't done a fucking thing about it
got the ice cubes sat in front of the fan now
>>222635903:>
>>222635890he doesn't speak english mate
>>222635890Cheese is replaced with tomatoes? isn't there some option to not accept any substitutions?
yhdas rite
>>222635656u are a mega retard mate
sunberg needs dealt withdark nights and winterberg will sort him out soon enough
>>222635967How did they know which team was which?
https://youtu.be/ANJt3Tt213Y
>>222635981the sooner the gulf stream dies the better, i say
>>222635985good one rorke
>>222635881jewish claws
>>222635985Impossible to tell, what with the shifting ethnic makeup of European nations these days.
>>222635968well done mate you wrote a post without a spelling error x
>>222635890Thanks spaino please keep us updated what's on the front page of reddit.
regret not getting any tins or bokkles at the shop earlierah well I'll feel better for it tomorrow morn
>>222636017mindraped
>>222635985One's a nation of racial subhumans whose entire existence consists of seething at the English and dying from famines.
>>222636032the night is still young, you have time
>>222636032i think your lack of wine has left you with... sour grapes, perhaps?
right then time to get on the tins
>>222635889omg same *stimmies*
Got this problem where my arse leaks like a mixture of poo and mucus it's worse when it's hot and I sweat. I go to the toilet and I'll have these faint, wet shit stains and have to spend all day at work with wet shit stains in my pants and my cock leaks piss all day so the front of my boxers is always slightly moist and smelling of piss
might get "poo steaming"
only just realised i don't have to wear socks when the weather is hot
>>222636047irish are your betters
>>222636085
>>222636085and yet they needed handouts from the queen
>>222636076doing this tomorrow mummy and stepmummy are going on holiday
windberg is picking up and there is a nice breeze coming into the incel flati remain a sweaty slug with his bum out however
I remember at uni when I was going through a phase of watching Louis Theroux documentaries and I was in a pub with mates one night and this man came up and he was alright but a bit awkward so I started questioning him constantly like Louis does and putting him on the spotI'm an autistic nigga
>>222636120they both fit?
dangerous night to be a victim of depression
>>222636093bizarre image
>>222636120which one is the masculine one?
>>222636013i did make one actualyl ool
>>222636128"So why do you fuck children then"
>>222636137stepmum is
Seeing some news not to drink alcohol in this heatLads, the funny thing is, my head was completely fine, no hangover this morning
>>222636128how did that make you feel?
>>222636159ESHUTA?
>>222636159get her shagged
that video of the armed police getting a lift in a van has got my giggling
>>222636128it works thoughbeitgood way to appear more likeable if you're a bit of an awkward sperg
Why are women's vaginas so salty?
>>222636179nope
the climate inside my boxers is like a tropical rainforest right now
be kind to rorke
>>222636238Wokeism is secular Christianity.
>>222636238these students looking older than me
>>222636187dont think people enjoy being grilled with constant questions actually
>>222636242no it isnt
>>222636238Hey red
>>222636238those are adultsbullying?get real nigga
>>222636254people love talking about themselves more than anything else
if you're not irish diaspora you're not white
the glue on his "gamer at work" poster has melted off rorkes door
>>222636242hs
>>222636300he's a retarded nazi don't expect a coherent response
should i get my signed carly art card framed when it arrives
get your ass to mars
sun shining through my glass window directly onto me as if it wants me to melt specifically
>Brits don't give their Chinkies BWCYou must placate them with BWC you limeys.
>>222636314oh shut the fuck upyour dad liked jimmy corkhill's facebook page
rorke not remembering ordering a big wooden horse but taking it into his house anyway
>>222636338does her tattoo say 二十歳
aw they americans love aw us scots and aw ur banter an aw that
>>222636321want a sharon stone gf
>>222636375who's that? x
might replay that expedition game
>>222636338is there anything that doesnt scare these fellas
rorke said WHAT?!?
>>222636389that a cartier tank hes wearing
poo
never had peanut butter
>>222636446so freakin effay
heatwaves happening every yearthat's not right
can hear some drumbergs outsideprotestants must be doing a cheeky marchis the season for it
>>222636481you'll be alright just go to siberia
>>222636484WAHEY WAHEY UP THE IRA
PLay a record.
right I'm gonna go hump the fridge
cloudberg has just appeared and put sunstein on its arse
>>222636513Diego do you think Satan is a real being or a metaphor for the endless temptation to sin?
need to get more arse cream for my arse
if i was a woman i'd definitely be a lesbian but i'd like all the male attention
>>222636471hitler wore a National socialist themed proto reverso
steam controllerquality
believing in hell, eternal punishment and satan while actively being a landlord is... well, lets say, its a choice, not a good one, but a choice nonetheless
>>222636531notice how they're mostly looking away from him? 0 rizz
>>222636313original sin - colonialism, slavery, holocaust (we are to be punished for it forever)greatest sin - racism witch hunts - cancel cultureirrational belief - equality martyred saints - martyred saints (don't even need to rephrase that one)wokeism was born out of abrahamic people in abrahamic countries, and not born out of non-abrahamic people in non-abrahamic countries
>>222636567diego believes some bloke put two of every animal on earth into a big boat to save them from a flood hes an unhinged lunatic
>>222636567real
right then so my piss was orange there
>>222636617>not born out of non-abrahamic people in non-abrahamic countriesWhich is why China will inherit the world if Whites die out
>>222636626what do you think of pope francis saying he likes to think of hell as empty
>>222636604>... well, lets say, its a choice, not a good one, but a choice nonetheless
Could house a case of these things right about now.
>>222636617>irrational belief - equalityhow so?
>>222636630not good
>>222636644was saying that diego, like all landlords, would be going straight to the firey depths, think you misunderstood me and picked the wrong hat pic as a result
>>222636654my puppy used to love these
WHY IS IT GETTING FUCKING WARMER
grandad just pinned me down and pissed in my arse
>>222636638>he likes to thinkyeah that's fineas long as you admit it isn't
>>222636669just reddit wording
>>222636667drank a litre of water after
>>222636686whos definitely in hell then? Not a serial child murderer who received absolution just before he died thats for sure
>>222636679daily express is driving the old people mad
>>222636679just english things
right where's the FUCKING new
>>222636677sunberg on a mad one
>>222636738too hot
>>222636686how did jonah survive for three days and three nights inside the belly of a whale? i don't think there would be much oxygen in there
>>222636736am welsh x
>>222636677are you in a west facing room
>>222636770east
>>222636774>>222636774>>222636774
Made a peng gay porn salad>cucumbers>red onion>cherry tomatoes>feta cheese>tsatziki sauce dressing
>>222636763a desperate lie
>>222636788alri
>>222636836a desperate purchase
