coffee mug edishprevious: >>222635860
>>222641453zesty mug
merry christmas anonsss!!!
if gaijins are such a problem why don't a have a gaijin gfanswer that one drumptards, you can't
will never have a passport
American foreign policy
>>222641530why
HI
>>222641604hola
>>222641590whole world's a shithole why would you pay to get some documents that let you see more of it?
I think Jamie Kennedy might be in my house
>sticky nuts = scratchen>itchy asshole = poken>customers food = servedbreak = taken
>>222641604GTA V story mode is so boring.
>>222641710It was fun the first run through GTA 4 felt like a drag
Penis status = leaking
Kwik trip cashier was laughing at meIt's over I can't ever return to this Kwik Trip again
My dick is leaking, cumbums
>>222641820Can't even buy malt liquer in peace without being laughed
>>222641844why
>>222641844Plug it up
>>222641778opposite for me, I was completely addicted to IV on my first couple playthroughs but recently i've been dropping it around the time Alderney becomes available. my memories of GTA V are almost all from the Online mode.
I have fallen and can't get up
This is how useless I have been at 23 and it's sad College had to quit because no money and no one in my family was willing to help Construction and it was terrible I was never trained because I was told I was useless so my job was to collect trash and I was told that I wasn't worth training because I was stupid and useless only lasted 90 days Current job I still suck after a month I just know that they will fire me after 90 days
>>222642073try dish washing jobs
>>222642073Work hard to get better at your current job and go back to school via community college at first. Then transfer. I believe in you senpai.
>>222641773>black vs white relations in america since the 70s
>>222642144I suck at that too trust me I did it as a teenager >>222642144I don't see the point
>>222642140not him, applied for two dishwashing jobs in the past couple months and have gotten replies from neither.
>>222642073You could kill yourself and spare us the whining perhaps
>>222641820It's over. They all recognize me now. They probably talk in their friend groups like "who is that creep yuck". Going to have to move to an entirely new city and start over
>>222641627unironically kind of correctyou can visit new york city without a passport, there's effectively no reason to get one
did you know that there are 15 countries in Africa that have some IQ level as people with Down's syndome?
>>222642194I wanna do it honestly I don't leave my room except the gym and work
Cut the grass and Dadberg still bitches at me fuck you nigga!
>>222642228I'm surprised it is only 15
>>222642228IQ is bullshit, in elementary school I was determined to be below average in intelligence but I post here among the greatest minds in all of 4chan.
>>222642253you forgot to use the weed whacker.
>>222642265I was tested at 15 in school, I had 2nd highest of about 350.I'm a loser too.
>>222642267I told him I'll use it tomorrow
>>222642298kek what are you 15? that's not good enough.
>>222642297I didn't know I was in retard classes until I was 15 LOL I just figured I was really smart compared to everyone
>>222642323Shut your bitch ass up
>>222642179>applied for two dishwashing jobs in the past couple monthsif you really do want a job you need to hound them. this is especially true with shitty jobs like this. a lot of restaurants will run a want ad constantly regardless of their actual current staffing due to the amount of turnover they get. idea being they want names on file they can call the instant jose no-shows for his sunday even shift. email, call and don't stop unless they specifically tell you to fuck off.
A thought rushes to my head again and again. The words what is there of value to life, why do you insist on making me miserable. Again and again. I feel disappointment, as if trapped behind my eyes, as if i had anyone to blame but myself
so petty of trump yo attack iran just before their egyot match
>>222642356This shit started again?
I simply didn't want to be there. There are some things i don't belong in nor want to be in . Nothing profound. Just stop going there.
>>222641530corr cute 'ttingtonshire
>>222642342managers need to keep better track of their applications, instead of playing mobile games and talking about sports.
>>222642356lmao
>have an old nasty piece of furniture>dump it on the sidewalk in front of my house>report it to the municipality that someone dumped a couch outside my house>2 hours later someone's taking it away in a municipal truckwell that saved me some money
Bros I’m gonna lose so much money buying new Warhammer models…
>>222642401https://youtu.be/MLjifumRk3Q
Going to the nude beach again tomorrow
>>222642453There’s even a dragon…
>>222642459bitch nigga
>>222642390>vallartafreak’s testimony after being arrested when everybody in /cum/ told him cock fights are gay
>>222642485Mad because you are too fat and ugly to go
>>222642396>managers need to keep better track of their applicationsassume they don't give a shit as a rule. which they don't, ever. that's why you need to get near the level of harassment when applying for a trash minimum wage gig like that.
EVEN A TERM POLICY
>>222642503But only fat ugly people go to nude beaches
last time I went to the nude beach my foreskin got a bad sunburn
im convinced iran is just doing it to put trump into a humiliation ritual at this point
>>222642522>term policiesmr richie rich
>>222642514i've worked a lot of trash jobs and at a couple of them I was very close with the managers and I happen to know that they don't have to do a god damn thing for aroung 3 hours of their 8 hour shift.
This has to be the worst run clinic ever. Go in person to register as new patient "yeah sorry we don't do in person registration call this number"Call the number, "ok we'll call you back to schedule the appointment""Uh why can't we schedule it now since I'm already on the phone with you?""Sorry different department"Almost 2 weeks pass. Get a call. "Yeah sorry the soonest we could set up an appt is a month from now. Also it's $400"Date approaching next week. For some reason they've scheduled another phone call to confirm the appointmentWhat a clown show
>>222642453dont like thesetoo much detail crammed inits like visual diarhea
Nibbling a fudgesicle
this is every middle east conflict ever. it's hot war then cold war then cease fire then resume fire then peace agreement then renege then resume then new deal then mission accomplished then seventeen more years of the same
the best thing the CIA ever did was release LSD en masse to the publicthat shit is fuckin nice
Spics can't pronounce champagne. Similar in difficulty to squirrel for esls
>>222642667Yacht
>>222642609who fell off harder, the Middle East or Italy?
>cut funding for alternative energy projects and incentives>start a war that drives up the price of oilwhat was the plan here
>>222642567i had a similar run around from a condo management office today.>moving in next month>need to book elevator>appear in person say hey i need to book the elevator>you have to email us>what?>we send you a form you fill out send it back>apparently can't fill out the form on spot>receive email, fill form, send it back to them>twiddle thumbs waiting for them to confirm now>also there's a fucking fee for the privilege of using the fucking service elevator to move my shit in
>>222642453not into warhammer or even dnd but I like painting minis
>>222642567>call clinic>get sent back and forth between two offices>eventually someone calling themselves Sparkles answers the phoneAnd that's the story of how I went to a gay bar instead of physical therapy
Jews should kill all the Arabs. Such a dysgenic ugly race. They even look like jeets often.
>>222642695thirdworld countries pay us more money for oil, and an anti-civil rights state gets fucked. It's the most democrat move a republican could ever make
>>222642699>need to book an elevator That's insane
>>222642682italy easy
>>222642712
>>222642699The joys of Brampton hustle bustle living
ew those are female hands
>>222642667je déteste aussi les anglos
>>222642809>Jews should kill all the Arabs.*thumbs up
>>222642877fuggin ell diss fella looks like he just emerged from my toilet bowl
im so incel
>>222642840that's not a new thing. if moving in to an apartment building with elevators you need to have one locked so you can load it/unload it completely without it getting called to other floors every time someone presses the button.
>>222642972most men under 30 in 2026 are considered """incels""" even if you have tons of sex.
If a female cuck is called a cuckqueen, would the female bull be called a cow?
>>222642991I guess that makes sense. But seems a bit much to make a few for it
>>222642999if you have sex ever of any kind you not an incel or ever were one
>>222642999Those are fakecels
Ugh I'm so full... but the food is so yummy...
>>222643026wrong. incel effectively means any man thats not straight. if youre gay or left leaning youre not incel. otherwise youre pure incel.
alrighty boys it's time to put on our big boy pants and play the last three rolls of the monopoly game, the tidepods have ran out
>>222643088what the fuck you talking about, bro shut the fuck up
>>222642582They definitely look better in their classic colors >>222642877Super kino what mini range is that? Is that for a game or just for painting?
Feel like dog shit pooJust once i want to wake up feeling well rested
>>222643108reaper boneshttps://www.reapermini.com/Miniatures/minotaur/latest/03820
girls like sex just as much as guys dowhen you see the terms incel or femcel, just remember that they are both antisocial, and sit at home on the phone or computer types, just get out there, wherever there is to go in your areaand eat rhubarb, because it's delicious
norway got hard mogged
corr would perform holy willardic descration if the fannard of that bird from twisterswould shag her mouf too
>>222643152Kino, I am glad I am not the only mini painter in /cum/
>>222643157>girls like*deafeningly loud incorrect buzzer*
>>222643157women dont like sex, sex to women is a tool more than anything
>>222643157wypipo be like>dayum dis rubarb spicyyy!!
>>222643157love a rhubarb crumble and custard
Would you read a comic where the premise is that humanity turned itself into a series of flesh abominations at constant war with each other and my grandmother (yes of me the author) had her brain split on two persons who violently despise each other due to dying in a self loathing manner, one nihilistically given up on attempting to care about living the other beaten into being shy and excessively cautious , forced to work together in whimsical adventures where this retarded nihilism is slowly eroded and they eventually reconcile?
>>222643243too words didnt read
>>222643243sounds likr a david cronenberg film
>>222643157Women can't be antisocial They're fundamentally social creatures
Hate recognizing others and being recognized. If I had a button that would wipe the memories of anyone who encountered me so they instantly forget me, I would press it constantly
>>222643157My topics of conversation are too pragmatic and small to be inflicted upon anyone. Its always pedantic talkery like >>222643243 or "where do i get this document"
>>222643312Unfortunately you can't become a mystic wanderer suddenly appearing to people dropping truthnukes and then returning into the wilderness. You have to partake in the hive
imagine infinite levels of mcdonalds play pens filled with hood niggas having a good time with colorful geometry
>>222643182>*deafeningly loud incorrect buzzer*I don't think you really know any girls>>222643187>women dont like sexsame as above for you>>222643196rhubarb season is over, I would make that if I could>>222643296>They're fundamentally social creaturesthat's why most here need to get out more>>222643357pendejo?
>>222643413>I don't thinkDING
>>222643394Why
>>222643413>that's why most here need to get out moreWomenoids want a charming razzle dazzle chad to compliment and fawn over them. And party They don't want us greasy haired 4channer types who will stare at them vacantly without emotion
>>222643479>Womenoids want a charming razzle dazzle chad to compliment and fawn over them.I was at a bar one night, 2 super hot chicks were there. All the guys were hitting on them, they asked one of the guys why I was not hitting on them.The next night I had my choice of both, I chose the brunette over the blonde.
Do you think Milly Alcock is cute?
phwoaryou just ain't causcasian if you never finna copped dat rhubarb crumble drizzled wiv creme anglaisholy fugg dat n****-shudd cash-moneyMONEYin the words of guy fierithe smashmouth of the food critic industry
>>222643530This didn't happen
>>222643537not as cute as dirtydms desu
Evens whore maxx Odds wander around while drunk
>>222643551yes it did, this was her
>>222643557who?
>>222643598>Odds wander around while drunkdo this anyways, it might lead to the other too
>>222643673Drunk driving > drunk walking >might lead to the other tooOnly in certain areas, and you wouldn't want to be walking around those areas...
phwoarjust ejected eun of the deadliest brappers i ever extenuated beggars fuggin beliefcould eviscerate entire population of laos wiv diss shidd
>>222643701I assumed he was in a city, or part of town with nightlife
>>222643701you should delete diss post
>>222643723Why
Kill yourself
Spotted a jason post in the wild>>>/v/741986038
>>222643783there are lots of jasons on this website
>>222641453i want this mug
>>222643750in ye olde britin you'd get arrested for posting about "drink driving" as they call it.
>>222643551>This didn't happen>>222643626>yes it did, this was herIt's funny how angry tard just goes away, I know he wants to say something else, but what could he say?
>Verification not requiuredFUCK YES!!!!!!!!
>>222643843That rhymes with an even more dangerous form of driving
>>222643848Yes you're a good troll very good , good boy
>>222643850It's okay to be gay
>>222643865
Did you know in British Columbia it's technically illegal to be drunk inside a bar/pubA pub proprietor a few years back got in trouble because a drunk woman was passed out in a booth waiting for a ride, inspectors observed it and subsequently issued the pub a fine.Crazy innit
>>222643869and you're a good angry tard, good enough to be made an example of every time you post angry retarded shit
>>222643955Wow you're mad
I've decided to become a drunken hobo
>>222643968why would I be mad getting to suck on titties like these?I can do without the tattoos, but she's still hotget a life
The cashier: your card declined Me: ok I’ll pay cash
>>222643998Your photo was a random untitled jpg meaning you downloaded it off the internet. This is getting pathetic
>>222644044youre in
>>222644054>Your photo was a random untitled jpg meaning you downloaded it off the internet. This is getting patheticnopeget a life
>>222644079oh, that's her paying for my drink btwand these are her titties
>>222644079The original photo you posted was 100% AINot sure why you're insisting on this lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2lvcdKSdU
The river will run when the eagle flies
>>222644118>he original photo you posted was 100% AInopepic taken by meshe used it for her whatsapp imageI would say "get a life", but I would think that is absolutely impossible for you
>>222644163This pic right here is AI:>>222643626The background looks nothing like a real picture. Her hair color is different from the other pics you posted I'm just trying to understanding why you're lying. Is this entertaining to you or what are you getting out of this?
Seen a bunch of Hispanic janitors bullying a filipino one. they kept saying ching chong ching chong
>>222644223you are retarded beyond belief, holy shit...no idea why you would think it's AI, other than she is hot as fuck for a literal grandma
>>222641604spazlow
angry tard needs serious helpI am not qualified to do it. so I will just say "have a good night" to the rest of my brethren, it's time to go make dinner
>>222644291Nobody believes you
>>222644259No amount of repeating it is going to make it true. That's AI. The background looks super fake and has random artifacts in it. Different hair color and looks nothing like the other woman you postedThis is not your first time doing this schtick either
It's okay to be gay
Many of your black women are out of shape.
>>222644235they're mad that he doesn't weigh 350 pounds.
Just saw a 60 year old disabled tranny on TinderWhat in the goddamn..
I want a divorce
back from gymberg's house
SWERVIN IN BLAZIN FIRERAGIN TROUGH MY BONESOH SHIT IM FEELIN IT
>>222643998no way jose
>>222644402quit being a bigot
Every contemporary nation had a great bloodletting from wich its current system is formed. In syria we just witnessed it happen with the ousting of assad. In germany, france and spain it is the second world war. In countries like the uk it goes as far back as the restoration, and in the US it was the civil war. For mexico, it was the revolution. Every thought of policy, the looming weight of history laid upon our generations, ,the country that exists today and not just on the historic record: mexico was founded in 1917. The violent catharsis of that moment, of driving the american companies out, of becoming socialist and hosting Trotsky right in front of the US, that is what determines our collective fear. Not drug trafficking, not the brutality of gang warfare, not even the failure of those institutions and several hundreds dying in preventable gas explosions, none obscure our fixation on those generations, of Carranza and Villa staring down on us that we may never return to that wich they unmade
drinking wine
T-T-T-TACH-YONTACH-YON>>222644100hard pass, homes-bre!
>>222644402Why don't you make her day and fuck xir brains out chud?
>>222644509Not even the catholic church, that steadfast ally of reactionaries everywhere, dares to openly slander the revolution, its leaders might as well being saints and every ill inflicted upon the clergy laid on calles and his tyranny
My life stinks
>>222644509>>222644574Are you a history or political sciences major or smth
Sex with women
>be me>exercise>get depressedits all so tiresome
>>222644598I fucking wish i was
>>222644509Canada has always been a poisonous den of decadent freaks and charlatans, we've had no great deliverance or evolution. Just a slow, rotten decay into absurdity.
>>222644619you need to do something right after it that you enjoy.
>>222644619its supposed to be the other way>exercise >feel happy o algo
What else can I do to help destroy the environment
I hate re-making a dating app after a while and then the same 3 walled hags I went to school with show up.
>>222644648>enjoyaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>222644651exactly.
>>222644669I live in too big of a city to ever see people from high school on apps
>>222644669Take your swing champ, run em through. Everyone else has, it's your turn.
>>222644703I don't want to hit that and they don't want to either. Been anout 6 years on-and-off a d not once have we sent each other likes.
>>222644703i thought those were nugs from the thumb
“Don’t quit your job unless you have another lined up!!!”Sybau
asian + black brotherhood over fighting games
never liked videogames except for open world games. maybe im 6 autistic for the gamers.
corr sweat smells of ketosissign of hard rooning in heat wavepossibly need to eat more
Turkey just beat USA fuck yea
Destroyed the wasp nest that's been terrorizing sisterberg
>>222644803
turkiye not turkey
>>222644818Open world games are my least favorite I feel like I'm wasting my time when I play them
Years ago they tried ta
>>222644876i remember gta san andreas was completely killed for me when figured out how to make as much money as i wanted using gambling. not even using cheat codes or anyfing. and then afta that the whole game felt pointless and never completed it
gen zero won boomers lost
>>222644865please tell me right has a gock
He said lock the door
Should I ask momberg to buy me a game from steam or should I ask her to get me a game for the PlayStation
>>222644930ask her to buy ME a game from steam
>>222644930Ask her to get you a job so you can buy your own games!
>>222644946She doesn't like brazil after the Scotland game
i never seen such an incel man
>>222644930do you have a specific game in mind?
>>222644886KEKx
>>222644966Where have you been? I don't see you posting that often anymore
>>222644930>buy the playstation game>own it>buy the steam game>won't be able to play without a fairly consistent internet connectionyou know what to do
>a silent scream echoes throughout the room
>>222644990Mewgenics on steam or Pacman World 2 on PS4
>>222644997What do you mean? I'm just a random German.
>>222644966dam why didn't I think of this before I got my quick ship bonus
steam sale being this bad is a recession indicator
>>222645030what about waffle house
>>222645010why do women wear this kind of underwear?
>>>/lit/25367573>>>/lit/25367573>>>/lit/25367573>>>/lit/25367573
>>222645023I would prefer ICE instead of the Army but thank you for your service, nevertheless.
>>222645040just give me your fucking order bruh
>>222645006The PlayStation game will be a digital purchase
>>222645020I thought you were footkraut
>>222645056maybe you should ask her for baby oil instead
I get NEETbux from the government so I don't need my mother's commission to buy frivolous shit.
>>222645077Damn I wish I Canadian
>>222645070what the helly >>222645077I have a way of getting neetbux but I'm saving it for when I actually do need it
>>222645077swag me up scro
fuckin arsehold
>>222645043if you were a woman you would wear it too
>>222645012mewgenics. pac man 2 is a decent platformer but it's short
>>222645077You are living the dream.
fk is a 40 year old incel bald man on welfare
>bullying my main man shortyThis shall not stand
>>222645083>>222645094>>222645096We also get quarterly GST payments + we just got a one-time GST top-up.
White girl arse
>>222645104satan's spawns wear that
>>222645105I'm thinking mewgenics too
I got citizenship in every euro country so I could obtain neetbuxx from all of them. Passive income is amazing
>>222645125Is it easy to qualify for
>>222645124shorty needs a good orgasm
>>222645115Fk is married has a family and a stable job stop this slander
that's herb dean fault
>>222645124Are you the Canadian Jason?
>>222645150by his own admission he doesn't have a stable job
Que miras bobo
In Canada you get Neetbux from the government and free food from private food banks. They do NOT suffer compared to Neets in the US.
>>222645146Virtually everyone gets GST payments. It depends on your income. Poor people get a certain amount which is not too bad but if you have a steady income (that you work for) below a certain amount you get more, but then above a certain income like if you're wealthy you get less or nothing. I thought the US had functionally the same thing, as in quarterly tax rebates?
>>222645169No he's notI don't like shorty
>>222645169I hope not
https://youtu.be/Ek0mlAJjojYhttps://youtu.be/Ek0mlAJjojYhttps://youtu.be/Ek0mlAJjojYhttps://youtu.be/Ek0mlAJjojYhttps://youtu.be/Ek0mlAJjojY
>>222645189Good I don't want you liking me troon
Women like bold clownish men who do bold ridiculous things
>>222645179Thing is bro is that Indians all use the food bank as a default because they don't realize it's for poor people, they just think "hey free food" and take advantage of it. I've used the food bank before but not for years and only under dire circumstances. It's rather embarrassing to use the food bank, honestly, but jeets have no shame.
300 was such a good film. crazy it breaks as many rules as odyssey does probably but sont fink anywun really gives a shit. people criticized it for like the persion depiction but like diss was considered like some kind of dumb criticizing by people too pc or cared enuff. but these days that kinda criticism would get a lot of support behind it. like people now even criticize oddyssey for the armor of people. 300 deez guys didnt even wear armor. depiction of phalanx also obviously wrong. but dont fink anywun relly caredfink the issue is the internet todayis just dumb
>>222645206born to be a mimeforced to live in a clown world
>>222645206what about shy men who afraid to look them in the eye, do they like them?
living is pointless
>>222645233Pull the trigger
>>222645235Because nothing ever happens
The shadow remains cast
I’m done with gooning forever
>>222645287Wait till you try mental gooning
>>222645287Come on just one last sesh for old times... A quick 3 hour gooneroo
the problem with gooning is porn, porn is just not very good anymore
>>222645237im going to do it before the year ends
>>222645318Take out a politician first
>>222645316>back in my day we had real porn>not like you kids watch now
Women look better than ever
>>222645318No you won't pussy
You need to pity maxx with women. Present yourself as a lovable scoundrel or whatever
Why is Gen Z obsessed with staying hydrated
We monitoring the situation
>>222645343They nuked their bowels with high sugar goy energy drinks so they have to drink an insane amount because their kidneys barely function anymore
Millennials have no notable inventions
As soon as Momberg walks into her room Dadberg screams at her will this house ever have peace?
>>222645343it's got electrolytes
>>222645360monitor deez nutz nigga
this cunt is so brown dios mio
>>222645365rape them both
>>222645363those bastards invented facebook
>>222645365if someone was super drunk and suffocated on their own vomit it wouldn't be murder or suicide
>>222645363Trigger warnings, rage comix, dubstep
>>222645365your mom only likes him because hes dark triad like that, if he wasnt an abuser you wouldnt even exist
He's an attention whore and not really suicidal>t. knower
Called the "massage" place, she wasn't straight forward so I straight up said I was trying to get jacked off. She just hung up.
millennials invented vine
>>222645423lol
>>222645423its illegal in your country, you cant be straight forward
Reporting all the bitches that didn't respond back to me on tinder for sexual harassment
>>222645423how very indian of you
>>222645423You're supposed to wink
>>222645423The FBI was tapping the line
Momberg is bringing me home a Coke from McDonald's :]
>>222645423She probably thought you were a cop It's obvious which places are tuggers
>>222645457Should have asked for a vanilla shake or dr pepper
>>222645423HOW CAN SHE HANG UP BLODY CAL BACK PROMPTLY
>>222645480should have asked for an extra large dirty soda
>>222645485lol>>222645485
>>222645499>>222645499>>222645499new
So bored with the games I have on this crappy laptop
>>222645505How hard is it to fill the subject field? Numb digger
>>222645423>soo uhh can I get uhh jacked off
found a new that says /cum/>>222641452>>222641452>>222641452
>>222645895You have to link it in the retard thread too
>>222645363there hasn't been a notable invention since the iPhone.