Monkey edition
First for oppressive midnight heatLikely brought in by immigrants
new sparghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T59a3maXZ0
kid named ikea
rorkes black gf melting his heart
special olympics mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqfu-LbuDK0
>>222643695How the fuck did they get a monkey to post like that
wish so much i lived out of the way somewherefucking hate living on a council estate full of literal criminal detritus who never shut the fuck up
Known piehead personas >Gyaldem spammer>Tim spammer>Spanish flag that is hostile to me>Swedish flag that posts about horses and is hostile to mePotential piehead characters>Bulgaria flag
it's still 32° in my flat, reckon the old pakis downstairs have been bubbling their diarrhea masala all day on the stove
>tfw you remember that yanks don't watch the paralympics because they think it's the same thing as the special olympics
>>222643728performing a ritual is she?
got lil peep on
>>222643695>Paella-Slurpers
Having some choccy milk x
>>222643739and which posters are /brit/ team and love you?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvw
say I shagged Employed Woman, what would you do about it?
sir bizarre lie
>>222643728that boy undergoing a phase change
Want to wank but I always sweat buckets this time of the year
>>222643761he's prettier than her
The owner of the sunday sport is a massive nonce
>>222643777>t. this bloke
>>222643768have a glass of water first then
stunninlike a young burt reynolds
>>222643756Woops!
>>222643728
>>222643756Is it crusha?I'll only drink crusha
>>222643758>Belgian >Mousey>Spaino>BarryPlus many more who don't have nicknames in the threads. I'd estimate 94% of /Brit/ posters are on the /Brit/ team
going to build a new pc because this one won't let me play overwatch anymore and I cba taking everything apart to replace the thermal paste
>Turkey 3 - 2 USA
>>222643799brsc
ended up having those 4 330s in no timegoing to have more
>>222643799bruh thought they were playing a Thanksgiving dinner
any spam fritter man in
>>222643795mad how the /brit/ team is composed of paedophiles and autistics
>>222643795I should be on that list :)
>>222643793Frijj de lid x
>>222643728rorkes black gf (the one who changed him) melting into a black puddle of chocolate goo due to the heat and which he then drinks like a protein shakemm tasty he says xleftypol; that tasty?yh he says xshame am vegan leftypol saysyh indeed says rorke x
>>222643819I didn't list piehead though
>>222643784I ain't jokinhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9p2lm7epeo
>£36 a monto use ukpuntingbro no forum could possibly be worth a monthly subscription
>>222643799they going to have flashbacks next thanksgivingmummy going to say 'get the turkey' and they fat body gone get the palpitations LOL
rorke and leftypol shaking hands
>>222643799roar>>222643812large roar
>>222643799If only we'd done a better job on them as well
>>222643831Get the women raped
>>222643827HAHA well that's him done!
>>222643826oaty x
is sacked tranny 190?
nth for the gyaldem
>>222643864Cor I haven't seen 190kg for years
>>222643864no, next question
>>222643874do you want to see a picture of my willy?
>>222643823No I won't have it
it tasty it nourishing it fine says rorke as he glugs his ebony mosotho gf x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veHqJSC-9LoEternal Summer 2009
>>222643799Pullisic nutmegged by Arda :skull:
>>222643877nono more questions
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
would it be rude to ask a prostitute I liked when she's coming back to my city
anyone here like Sir Andy Burnham?
>>222643877Yeah
Can ya tell me how ta gae ta there?
>>222643882quality got fucked up for some reason, apologies for that.
>>222643715good man
why won't sacked tranny use "redditflags" seems right up his alley
lad who hairline mogged heatherfungus herejust posting proof my hair is actually brown and not like a chinaman's
tonight has lockdown vibes
"mosotho milkshake"how many calories enquires leftypol- alot - says rorke, grinning with a chocolate stained moustache on his upper lip
>>222643897no, I think generally they like confirmed bookings with regulars
>>222643715>>222643912>Sir worcester sauce
>>222643739Are they piehead cause you're feeling the effects of low blood sugar. Well I've got one tip that can you fix up, in more ways than one
rorkes tummy making gurgly noises as his mosotho gf settles inside his belly xill poo her out as usual and it be fine he says x
>>222643795mousey hates you parasite
>>222643761The Chalant bf
>>222643920doxxing you from this
mosotho gf arriving at the bottom of the toilet bowl just as rorke expectedit fine she saysit fine says rorketoo hot for mosotho gf says mosotho gfindeed replies rorke x
>>222643953>>222643939>>222643925If you're going to samefag don't do it precisely on the 60 second timer you fucking newfag
Got pain in the centre of my upper back, can't get comfy in bed and it hurts if I breathe hard or yawnHelp
>>222643920Did heathermong post his hairline?
>>222643960it finemosotho saga continues x
>>222643960That's him done then
zoomers marrying the girl they met at the church dance after asking permission from her father
>>222643962I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, but that's a classic heart attack symptom
>>222643963no but he seethed for over 24 hours so we kind of inferred he's balding
i have absolutely no idea how to speak to people!
>>222643962been drinking spirits have we
What a boring bunch of fannies
>>222643999kahteeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
I was gonna do a ladBut then I deleted the post... The reason why might surprise you...I was about to do a lad here, wry little putdown that cut to the bone.But then I thought about sales, how much of it is leveraging second chances.So I gave him a second chance, and deleted the podt
>>222643999>>222644004maybe if you didn't yell at them!
The Green Party is considering giving 'all workers who menstruate' an additional 36 days' paid leave a year.Leaked documents show that a motion has been submitted for the party's Autumn Conference which would force businesses to allow staff to take three days off every month during menstruation. Employees would not have to present a doctor's note, and the time off would not be recorded as sickness absence or deducted from annual leave.
nolans' odyssey is going to be so badwhy the fuck is a film set in the mediterranean tinted blue likes it's in scandinavia?
cant get a gf and i cant become a fascist dictator so i may as well kms
>>222643962Gymmed today?
>>222644023Had to laugh when they had their little electoral moment and then everyone realised how absolutely fucking insane they are.
Well that's me back on the /brit/ with my tail between my legs after being booted out of r/CasualUK
>>222644023>why are women paid less!!!
>>222643999This but women
>>222644047nothing is more terrifying than the centrist social democrat with a deep abiding trust in the legacy media
>>222644069ktim
Just found out my auntie's died
>The court heard how the girl, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was 16 when she met Hamdadd in a shop in Hull, and was 17 when the alleged offences took place between September and December 2025It's legal to have sexual intercourse with a 16 year oldIt's legal to provide them with alcoholAt what point to people accept that there is a world of difference between a 12 year old being dragged into an alleyway and brutally raped, and another ABOVE THE AGE OF CONSENT choosing to associate with older men?
to brad or not to brad..
>>222644069
>>222644081ever shag her up the arse
>>222644081F
>>222644081sorry to hear that pal, my uncle died last year just a week before christmas. ever shag her up the arse?
Tempted to poke needle through the puss filled swelling on the bottom of my foot
posting about black pussy on r/casualuk
rorke wearing his black tank top singing along to power metal with the fan blowing his hair
>>222644082they were pimping her outpaki nonce freak
>>222644093>>222644098Can't say I have
Rorke btfo'd
>>222644098chuckled
>>222644098s
>>222644115Bizarre made up story
>>222644106A female above the age of consent had sex with her boyfriend's pals, and she stayed with him because he looked after her with the drugs, alcohol, etc that she likes to use.Legal technicalities might have landed the men in prison, but how much sympathy does this whore deserve? Absolutely NONE as far as I can see.
>>222644115what does "at least it's not one of those n***ers* mean in this context
>>222644081rip your auntie x
This new BBC program already sounds like it is NOT for anyone who knows or cares about the Smiths. Marr has intentionally divided the Smiths audience into Marr or Morrissey factions; he has legally claimed the Smiths trade mark name as his - knowing full well that the name was devised by Morrissey. He has devoted his entire life to killing Morrissey in whatever way available. He embodies precisely what he claims to hate in others. His predatory sport of ‘calling Morrissey names’ is now in full wachine-machine overdrive. Why isn’t he bored of it all yet?The people who continually shout the loudest are those who look for relevance. Marr, I firmly believe, is destroying the legacy of the Smiths. He plants seeds of doubt everywhere. He’s done it so loudly and so often that he has trapped himself.I have relentlessly faced the slings and arrows of the most vile of the devils snares - be they Marr, or The Guardian. It is said that those who vomit out the same corrupt hatred decade after decade are half in love with their targets, hence their romantic possession. Otherwise, they’d move on - disinclined to devote their adult lives to someone whom they claim is tat. Marr has turned his back on the Smiths in order to get the black wax seal from the haters. He has not ever felt the lyrics to How Soon is Now? - which is why he sings them with all of the romantic enchantment of Leslie Crowther.How fantastic life would have been if Marr had chosen four more studio albums with the Smiths instead of joining and then being thrown out of the Pretenders.Let the pie-fights continue. I shall always be reborn. The only artistic beauty in this world is whatever we bring to it. On the other hand, you have those who obliterate for pay. They have absolutely nothing else to offer.I apologise for use of my own name in the third person (illeism), but it’s easier on both eyes.MORRISSEYOslo, NorwayMonday 22 June 2026
>>222644026unbelievable shame honestly, being given infinite money to adapt an ancient and important story and making pure slop. couldve been the great movie of the 21st century
>>222644137probably a play on words
>>222644135you love paki nonces
um
rorkes finished
>>222644026Nolan is an Irish surname, which I think says it all
>>222644150reminder that clogwog's penis doesn't work anymore
when my dad died I saw a golden glittery mist rise from his body and disappear when it reached the ceilinghonestlynever ever experienced anything like that before or since
Started listening to Midwest Emo because of the meme but it's actually good
>>222644148No, Paki nonces who rape children should be strung from trees.Unfortunately so should 16 year olds who legally have sex with asylum seekers and take drugs with them.
>>222644184nigga living in jojos bizarre adventure
>>222644195
cant imagine signing up to be a rozzer in this country seems like a constant humiliation ritual
>>222644184alri stacey solomon
>>222644081RIP
>>222644184mundane truth
>>222644135alri alex reynolds
Shrimp says hi
>>222644179is this an appropriate outfit for my aunt's funeral
>>222644187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX90p3Q1I9g
Who are you lads going to sponsor?
>>222644115made up shite, just like 90% of reddit.
>>222644202Most people who do so are still operating under the delusion that things are the same way they were when they were a child. It's why people still sign up to be teachers or doctors.
>>222644213hi shrimp
chalant is not a word
>>222644213alri
favourite post recently was the lad who got a gf thanks to a bruce dickinson signingreally hope it was real
>>222644187>>222644218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHClDPZzl0
>>222644228Would have loved to impregnate herEven if the child would have been a victim of infanticide because she's an unstable bitch
got new pillowsthey feel like lying my head on the tummy of hypothetical gay bf
Do Yanks really use the word 'bin'?
>>222644273People have the surname Miller as one of their ancestors was a miller. The same with Smith and a blacksmith ancestor. I wonder what the original Dickinson did
>>222644286
>>222644310right so this is rorke's gf is it
my auntie died and NOBODY offered to even suck me offsome fucking mates you lot are
>>222644310it changed him
hope dan burn gets to play at the world cupwould be funny
>>222644317what
>>222644339He will play and score a header against Panama. Stick a monkey on it.
>>222644322um i um thought you were grieving and wouldn't like that
>>222644378it's a condolence
>>222644382
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782491034723872.webm
>>222644382art
mental age 13 and a wheelchairmental age 13 and a wheelchair
Feel quite tired now. Garn watch some YouTubes then get some sleeps x
>>222644382>>222644391
>>222644382>>222644382imagine how many bacon strips you could get off that hog
sir dan bum
£1500 gone
>ages 0-5goo goo ga ga, extremely based>6-8was a happy little chadlet in school even if a bit awkward at times>9-11discovered runescape and was having a blast, but my autism was beginning to reveal itself>11-15full on proper autistic retard spaz, was getting bullied a bit but my entertaining class clown status balanced it out>16-18started becoming self-aware of how grim and shit my life was, severely depressed and insecure, hadn't had female interaction for YEARS>18-20still a depressed weird loser, very low social status, looksmaxxing and thinking about how I will lose the virginity one day>20-22huge breakthroughs in all aspects of my life, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, was a shagger chadlite, in this moment I am euphoric>23-26met gfberg, finished uni, was a NEET for a year, wasn't shagging birds nor making money nor consistent with gym, alcoholic druggie, mentally slumped back to being a depressed teenager, dark ages of my twenties>27-28 (now)the dark clouds have cleared and slowly turning things around
Lmao
>>222644410posted it again award
>>222644410On what?
sir rune scaper
Dubs and I die in my sleep tonight
>>222644410
i got a brand new bedit's fucking shit I hate it
>>222644419what does the last sentence mean
>>222644286>>222644317yeah she was a bit loonie
>>222644439Rollin
>>222644426these for £669.38 and a 75" inch TV for £763
Sir Pride Match
rorke
>>222644453does it have bed posts for attaching handcuffs to
>>222644452scccscsrc
>>222644455Weird translation, it means "let AI do all the work and soon you'll be out of a job eating pasta in your dingy bedroom"
>>222644482Yeah it has them but not sure that's the intended purpose
My smelly incel cave, as it were
>>222644506as it is*
Come to Phoenix, Arizona.
>>222644470is linen good for bedsheets sounds kind of uncomfortable
>>222644512woaaahhh dudeeee
England in 1979. Imagine it. What was it like?
>>222644527The winter of our discount tent, as it were
>>222644527It didn't have you in it
>>222644527The summer of love. Met your mother there. She was one crazy gal
>>222644527[sandwichcart.jpeg]
Got my finger up my arse again haven't I?
>>222644481hasten to reply to this with a 'so this is rorke' but i saw you already said rorke>>222644470what's the definition of the TV?
>>222644527Lots of bloody good British music released that year
>>222644562how would i know
>>222644286>BDP killing someone that requires their constant attention
>what's the definition of the TV?It's a big flat thing that projects moving pictures innit
sir liver sosage
>>222644539I love his monologue, it's a ye olde incel speech really
neo libs view the gdp like the aztecs viewed their gods
>>222644589alri Leslie Nielsenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOmD-xqK2Es
>>222644589>>222644608poo roar
do i message the "fwb" demon
>>222644527This is England in 1979
>>222644637vgh sovl
I'm a demon
cheating on me and for what reason
>>222644628flip a coin
>>222644525I hope so or I've fucked it>>2226445734k apparently
>spain uruguay at 1amfuck right off that's a good game and there's no way i make it to the end. idiot yanks.
>>222644637needs some vape shops
>>222644637these times created the boomer generation so it's not all that great surely
sir gucci television
i don't have coin
>let's stop rorking I'm hated by white people anyway>see 3 mudsharks consecutively>yep I'm still a rorkeIt's just innate, you can't change how you feel
>>222644608
Full pack of sweet chilli sensations down the gullet. Andy Burnham simply MUST do something
>>222644680get owned kid
i don't get why hanging is such a common method for suicide, it seems painfulalthough i guess with suicide the mentality is that you must endure a brief sharp pain to avoid prolonged agony
flipped a coin it was headsdo what you must
>>222644643
>>222644699rorke completely okay with lads shagging girls he fancies as long as they have the same skin tone as him
didnt someone here say they were hanging themselves soon
>>222644527Like 98% white? Most peopel were poor af but life was overally pretty good asides the constant thread of nuclear war hanging over society.
love how everyone else positively ignores the existence of generation xI suppose hence the name
watching pgehe's the bladee guy who plays overwatch
>>222644711had a melty other week and tied a belt around my neck to see what its vaguely likefelt lightheaded and made me think id maybe pass out before any real pain, esp with a boat load of diazepam or whatever
>>222644457
>>222644762br
>>222644708FAT IDIOT
>>222644746other than cringe movies they dont really have cultural relevance
>>222644754being into bladee and playing overwatch isn't an entire personalitycall him a faggot from me
>>222644637>>222644726was england really nice in the 80s or is it just rose tinted glasses?
>>222644762grow up
i saw the overwatch bladee "nigga"
>>222644788fomyeg
>>222644780he's also vietnamese too but he's not just into bladee he just has mallwhore freestyle as his stream notification sound
>>222644762i really do share this thread with some fucking children. you are an idiot child.
>>222644680Get it slurped, potential Yamal kino on show
>>222644784No it was pretty grotty and dire. Miner's strike, Thatcher, everything covered in an inch of black grime and stank of smoke.
>>222644799well you could have opened with thatvietnamese are tuffhe's allowed to exist
>>222644785>>222644802what
>>222644711people think strangling lasts like 15 seconds because of tv
>>222644784it was grim af but at least they smashed the argies
business idea: use grindr to obtain weed because frankly looking at most of them, they've been smoking something and it's not just cocks
>>222644812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55F8bT91KG4
started a new jobgirls (21-24) immediately cliqued uplunch together, laughing their own inside jokes together, their own group chats first dayhigh school never really ends
>>222644826you can just order it off the internet you mong
>>222644826usually methi've quit smoking so I'd send you my cart tbf
>>222644838Grindr is the Internet
>>222644788s
>>222644835are you trying to join the girls 21-24 group lad?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KbukeJZftOs
(8) may di thi dung co lo, nhung thu o day la dang co (8)
>>222644826it's well known that gay bars are a good place to pick up drugs
works done for the weekend, but the toil never ends. Laundry. Grocery shopping. The books. The gym.
must be really weird to go to prison as a trannard you either go to complete hell on earth on the male side or get really lucky and go to the female side
>>222644870Jeffrey Dahmer ahh post
32 degrees inside my childhood bedroom. im a little loser boy
>>222644838ok how
>>222644849well it's 5 of them and only me and one other bloke so i'd like to at least be included
>>222644881Double you double you double you dot weed dot com
>>222644880thats nothing, my room is 64 degrees AND i've got the aircon on
>>222644881not fucking telling you on here you mong, just can't believe you haven't figured it out. you don't even need the dark web or tor or anything these days, just fucking google it.
got my straw hat on because theres a big spider on the ceiling above me and im scared itll drop down on me
calatheaberg is growing large
i used to pick up my weed right from the shop down the road before I grew up
>>222644728I'm happy for them I guess. It's fucking awful out there. I don't "fancy" women. I see them like farmers view sheep. Do I care if my neighbour has sheep? No. Do I care when pikeys in a van from miles away come and take them? Yes.
>>222644897Reminds me of when I used to spend hundreds of bitcoins on drugs. Shit would probably be worth tens of millions of pounds now. Ah well such is the life of a drooling druggie mong (myself)
>>222644880a comfortable 19 degrees in my bedroom. rest of the upstairs is about 28 but mr air conditioner has done the business in here.
doing a gay porn
busta rhymes
>>222644924you need to kill yourself immediately
sir keir starmer
>>222644932>hundreds of bitcoins on drugs.you wouldnt have invested in bitcoin if not for drugs. drugs were the only use you had for it and you would have spent it anyway
wasted my entire uni experience smoking grassnot conducive to clues that stuff
>>222644952I forgot my wallet password (because my brain is fried by drugs) lol
>>222644948too soon
>>222644924thing is, those sheep arent yours to begin withmakes no difference whos taking them - they were never for you
mouth is burning from the spicy ranch
Want to die so badly but I'm kinda scared of what comes after
>>222644969there's a guy in my cunt who was famous for using a metal detector to find his old hdd in a garbage dump.wonder if he's still at it
>>222644945The bhabis can stay jeetmed. It's time to go
mum keeps telling me i should go to unigenuinely thinking about it
>>222644987>>222644987>>222644987
unemployed no mates live at home 100k student debt with no degree £394 savings
why did the football chess pic get deleted
>>222644961this but all my teenage years dude weed is such a meme that was hyped up by pop culture and we all fell for it
yea we'll skip that new
>>222644998I've noticed janberg deletes random posts sometimes
>>222645018>>222645018>>222645018
>>222644992did you know The University of Hull is Rated Gold for teaching quality and student success in the latest Teaching Excellence Framework (TEF) and is Top 20 in the UK or helping students to find and share their voice throughout their degree?
reckon suicide is only permissible in the face of terminal illness or imminent torturei know depression can feel like a terminal illness while you're in the midst of it but rationally and philosophically you must acknowledge that recovery is still possible
