Sir Keir Starmer edition
This is the one.
sir thread splitter
Here we are then.
Here we are
Are we here?
alri
sir tony blair
WHICH THREAD ARE WE USING
Hello, landlets
Need a job that isn't pure shit
>>222645075Sir Kim Jong Un
NOOO YOU HAVE TO POST IN THE BEANER RACEBAIT ONE!!
im siding with this thread in the civil war
learned recently that, at the time the Battle of Gettysburg was fought, the London Underground had already been open for six monthsimagine how much better the US would be if not for the ignominious dixian traitors
>>222644973You know nothing of my farming practices. And farming was easier before globalisation when the market was naturally tamer. Plus I'm paying for the upkeep of the field, if people who will let the field turn into a latrine keep taking sheep and leaving us with nothing, the rolling hills just become latrines.
>>222645018What's he listening to?
>>222645075korea isnt unified thoughbeit
>The bhabis can stay jeetmedwha the fuck did he mean by this
lovely pajamas
>>222645106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS7BUOwkEgo
Cuba MUST become a US state https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2SCdfq4ZvA
>>222645121since I first heard the news I thought an argentinian man could have saved her
>>222645122Sir Emo Starmer
>>222645139she looks like the kind of bird that murders you in your sleep before roping.
>>222645143Sir Self Harmer
sir united kingdom of korea and northern taiwan
>>222645152sir online whore
just got home, the runt man toileth. having a nice poo
>>222645159last video of this lass tonight, the gimmick is starting to run a little dry.
>>222645143this pic goes kinda hard ngl
>>222645171needs to fire an angry shit across my chops
>>222645143>No dad it's not a phase this is who I really am
last bit of poo refusing the exit my arse
>>222645099yeah i "studied" biology
>>222645181it'll feel right silly when it buys a pop tart and then remembers it can't operate a toaster
Who has the bigger penis Mr Burnham or Mr Starmer
dandy bumham
>>222645122Some proper bangers in here.
>>222645212Would love to study "biology" with you? x
>>222645218starmer has a micro
rare crumb of lore wew
>>222645208typical of it, sometimes you waste time wiping and 2 minutes after you began you realize no wait there is more poop able to be pooped out
Why did you retards migrate here? This thread wasn't even posted first and it's obviously going to get deleted for politics
>>222645251gonna cry?
hoo hoo hoodoin a pooha ha hait's nice and raw
I don't care who the next PM is as long as they're willing to take a stand against Rockstar (A Scottish (British) company) not releasing a GTA6 disk version.
>>222645251It's called dying with honour. The Mexican hadn't even posted last thread they just wanted us to use their shit new
>>222645267Sir Disc Releaser
>>222645239?xx
i really should apply for uni tho
Would you class Gordon brown as northern or will big Andy be the first northern prime minister since forever
i feel like gandalf goes off so hard on merry or pippen when he takes the orb because hes embarrassed that the omnipotent finger of god on earth got fooled by a bugs bunny level replacing-the-thing-a-sleeping-guy-is-holding-with-another-thing gag
omds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsz1E2QtsY
>>222645297london would probably be coolhighest chance of interesting things to happenwhich is the only worthwhile metric
>>222645308Let's check in on the goyim
>>222645321>Rating unis by random encounter %
closetabstoil
>>222645321nah just want to study something boring and uninteresting like theology but realistically wtf am I gonna do with a theology degree
>>222645331you're righthe should go to oxford instead
>>222645338Argue on /brit/ all day?
>>222645338become that old dusty nigga who runs the natural history museum and goes into hidden doors to reference the archives and inspect the samples or whatever
I'm not a gnelfI'm not a gnoblin I'm a gnome
uruguay need a win to qualify and they've created literally nothing in 30 minutesbielsa moment
>>222645338that sounds good but i imagine that theology courses at most unis are beyond awfulmight be some epic trad and based cath ones somewhere which gets your prostate tingling
>>222645338study stem, the women are lovely, and you have 0 competition because 90% of the men are jeets.
I'm in my Countersemitic arc
>>222645385might just do what that other lad said and debate on /brit/ all day>>222645400probably yeah but I'd rather not engage with "based tradcaths" because they're all insufferable cunts>>222645410...nh don't like computers they're the devil
I am owed sex
>>222645386and youve been...
might become a shyster
>>222645427we're all owed sex
i'm the poolord of /brit/
Supreme Protestant Victory
>>222645425i meant something more like physics or engineering.
>>222645450always
And on the eighth day God looked down on his fallen Paradise and said: "I need a man to protect his own people." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man who does not exist merely for himself, but for the sake of his own people." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man to lead his folk with hatred and fear." So God made a King. God said: "I need a strong man who will use violence to seize power." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man whose followers will call black evil and white good." So God made a King. God said: "I need his political party to obey without question and the press to fear him." So God made a King. God said: "I need a cruel man who uses his power and position to punish his opposition." So God made a King. God said: "I need a man whose people love him as he loves Me." So God made a King. God said: "I send him to you, so you may know Me." So God made a King. Do His Will.
lol bugman mature student stem freak
Sir rear harmer
sucking a cider
genuinely just not on is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVtUo-xngw
>>222645472whats this? meant to see a spider under your sofa or smthn?
well that's an arsehole
>>222645472>>222645476>
>>222645303Was just saying this to some slags down the club
You have now all seen my arsehole. Thank you for attention in this matter.
>>222645487sippin on the fodey mug
naming your arsehole pic filename after a moby dick character is something
nice bit of lightning in Kent
>>222645519
Sir cole palmer
omds muslera
sir cold palmer
peter hitchens
might move to Illinois
sir bud weiser
Sir pole calmer
magic is strong released the same day gandolfini diedthere are connections deeper than you could ever imagine
I am Fares I am full Belgian/Dutch R1b... I am noble.
sir lord baltimore
Sir snake charmer
sir burning bush
nopei don't know how to do iti'm not doing itit requires too much effortit's not my fate
>>222645548illinois win
bored lads
Sir Bored Lad
>>222645567
why is vlc struggling to play some videos I downloaded from gif did I not install some codecs or what
sir slice nigga throat
had enough of spain uruguaynothing is going to happengood night
>>222645614what videos might them be then mister
>>222645597
Sir queer rammer
>>222645614Yes officer this one right here
sir keir starmer
>>222645613kek
sir hot stepper
sir noun verber
Sir Andy Burnham
sir pier jarmer
get a new gimmick
sir get a new gimmick
sir gimmick critic
Sir Gimmick Getter
haha
Sir Ha Ha
>>222645708>>222645710scream
Sucking an ummy pop xx
>>222645748is this real
ummy poppy ai sloppy xx
new gimmick: unemployment
>>222645748Gonna tell my kids this was Ronaldo
>>222645759been running this gimmick for a while myself
nighty night
boobs used to be pointy
>>222645787gn x
67
fucked it lads I've just gone and fucked it haven't I
>>222645791Wonder if they were moulded by those older pointy bras as opposed to our modern more spherical bras
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet pronto.
think I might just not be suited to relationships
>>222645018Best PM of the past 100 years
Suffering unimaginably every day because of a crippling anxiety disorder, love this time though because everyone has gone to sleep and i dont feel anxious, like a mass ive weight off me chest
asked ai how to fix vlc and it did just that mental I'd have to dig through dozens of forums or ask condescending faggots on tech boards to do that just couple of years ago
Not a fan of this goreposting gimmick I must say
Sir Gore Poster
>>222645962it's a mentally ill schizo thinghave no sympathy for these headcases
>>222645949seems awfully calm about it
Just saw a NSFW post on a blue board.
>>222645986you ever seen any black people down there
>>222645949not watching that.
>>222646043you gooning over a dead e-girl is just as bad as watching gore though
>>222646043Would love to have been able to watch her take Congolese jungle BBC up her shitter but alas
just came up with an idea for a post that if executed right could be the greatest post in /brit/ history
Mother noted that I 'seemed quite Völkisch today' to which father nodded in agreement
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
>>222646005not bothered
>>222646153philip larkin was more of a shagger than anyone on /brit/
>>222646054
Oh not again
>>222646173right
>>222646168Ye but if he were alive now I still think he'd post here and be one the lads
>>222646177Top brit gimmick
for fucks sake, balatro is 5 dollars, thats just too much, they want me to pirate it.
Larkin about
scatmong OUTlarkinposters IN
Pretty much confirmed that heatherpaedo is the gore poster and the scat posterAlso confirmed that he’s saved several images of gay scat porn on his pcHe’s NOT a nutcase though
saving gay scat porn to your computer to troll on 4chan
trannycord on a mad one i see
Shit for tea tonight Fecal matter that is, of course
Morning, noon & bloody night,Seven sodding days a week,I slave at filthy WORK, that mightBe done by any book-drunk freak.This goes on until I kick the bucket.FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
Janny, do your duty
>>222646239Don't blame my people for this degeneracy
>>222646271he's SNOOZING
janny on his lunch break i see
hi
Heatherpaedo really needs either sectioning or rangebanningHe clearly can’t be trusted and is severely mentally unwell
why is this thread on page 5
It's JohnIt's Matlis
>>222646408Mister shit
the usa's view of football is actually insane.
>>222646422but surely it should be getting bumped
Think janny has autosaged the thread
fourth of july soon x
nice one janman
page 5, I forgot that not using the catalog was possible
Lazy janny just autosaged the thread instead of staying to delete the images? Cut his pay fifty percent.
Mister shitman, shit me a man
cape verde through to the knockouts with three 0 - 0 draws
>>222645018>this threadStarmer's Britain, folks
>>222646473Sir Scat Man won
>>222646493Calling out to scat man world
sir autosage
>>222646493Made janny quit on the spot. Isn't it quite funny that this site manages to have enough unemployed people moderate it as janitors
Any strong and stable /theresamay/ lads in
>>222646512Idk why people do it, you have to dox yourself to a bunch of very strange people that run the site and can no longer really be anonymous
Bump.
>>222646521Sir Kier Starmer copied her bit about crying and loving the country the plagiarist
Get the irn bru on where's irn bru poster
playin fifa
>>222646521*raises paw*
>>222644680>>222644806I hope blud slept
Want to take personal responsibility, but still feel like there's a few business billionaires to blame for killing my attention span.Can't even read a book or watch a film without scrolling 10 second long meaningless slop videos.
went outside. could only see Vega.
rorke and rasheed are working together ti oppress women of colour
>>222646573im irish
nth for the baddiedem
>>222646602Bitch done censored her toes.
>>222646562ktim
Imagine all that scat but instead of two faggots it's Emma Watson and me.
>>222646611Digits cost extra
>>222646577Vega does what doradon't
/int/ as a board fucking sucks/brit/ is the only good thing here
>>222646653Balk is funny
>>222646653sad but true
>>222646653I use to browse /int/ years ago but at some point I started exusively posting here and never get the notion to do anything else
>>222646671Yeah?
>>222646653too much racebait on outer /int/
>>222646687yeah
>>222646653Might as well be /intg/, there are some good thread from time to time like the seat reclining gaijins for eg.
saar you tax too much, you want tax? i throw your tea into water, bloody benchod bastards
>>222646703The one Japanese man who blames everything on Korean Japanese people is funny
Early /his/ was a fun, shame it's devolved into another /pol/ orbit and repeated religious debates
>>222646728love seeing 500 haplogroup threads every time i go there
Might stay up just to see how pozzed the Egypt vs Iran Seatle shit is gonna be
>>222646602*punches her head off of her shoulders*
poo poo poo looking out my back door
Genuinely might go downstairs and make spaghetti in shallot sauce.
>>222646742*transformation jutsu ends right before contact*
>>222646758Might you yeah?
>>222646741probs not very pozzed
>>222646783Am starvin' ain't I?
>>222646800I don't know. Is there another potato blight?
>>222646808
oh yes leftypol you filthy bitch take this hard rorke cock oh yes
Don't think we'll hit bump limit before autosage
I'm sorry, why are we supposed to hate AI again?https://files.catbox.moe/avd0wb.mp4
before being archived you mean. janny already autosaged the thread
leftypol melting away in londonsoon enough he'll be moving out of shoreditch to brighton or bristol
>>222646808poo roaring
last /brit/ ever, inshallah
>>222646911Yh that
>>222646602Ah! There is the key to my chastity device!
>>222646916just buy a portable ac unit mate
>>222646944a liiteral shiposter has killed /brit/ thats mad that is
>>222646890I've been enjoying the AI anime bits https://x.com/WorldCupAnime/status/2070127587049816184?s=20
yaow
>>222646944Poo death... Pottery. It's only right after failing to get THE get
it new zealand time
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRwdhdCW/Insane
>>222647007
the hidden brit
bring back this trim
mental how we're on pg. 8
>>222647090mad isn't it
>>222647090prolly coz all the gay poo porn innit?
>>222647100perhaps
/brit/ has fallen. it’s over.
>>222647100plenty of it
the foid commentator for the belgium game has a cute voice :3
Do we just make a new now then and migrate there early, seems like janny wants this one dead anyway
>>222647137we go down with the ship
>>222647166>>222647166>>222647166
nobody:not even leftypol:rorke: maaaaaaaan you just gotta getchoself a darkskin bitch dat shi changed me niggacody: don’t call them bitches, bro
>>222647168Janny will be livid.
sir autosaged /brit/
>>222647196use it when we hit page 10 x
this is just like that movie threads
I made that pasta.Fuck that yank for making fun of me.
>>222647060Ahh rip might make a webm later, hopefully it's deleted by then
>>222647220not your pastastolen gif
>>222647229Is so!
>>222647254done me
>>222647254looks quite nice
why is this on page 9 lads?>>222647220Damn I'm fucking hungry...would need 3 of those though, looks good.
>>222647220>Fuck that yank for making fun of me.You walked right into that one, I saw the opportunity and had to take it.
I like when they make the referees announce their decision to the whole stadium
could you buy an ad that’s just a picture of your dick for red boards? have it link to a silly wikipedia page or something
>>222647288someone got upset and posted a lot of gay poo porn earlier so jannois autosaged the thread
>>222647288janitor stopped it from being bumped because of the starmer pic then someone started posting poo porn and everyone left the thread
>>222647254No clue why he would doubt an Italian made some spaghetti
>>222647296>>222647302the gay poo guy is vile
>>222647313he really is
Going to make mundane posts in here until it hits 310 so we can migrate faster. Everyone do sir gimmicks to speed it up>>222647313yeah he was here earlier this week, odd fella
sir florence nightingale
sir chinese gordon
>>222647321yeah he was here the other day I saw it unfortunately
sir gimmick poster
Pasta done.Wanking about to get done.Sleep will eventually get done.Get in.
>>222647336He only spammed it like eight times this thread, maybe he does it in other threads too which emotionally overwhelmed janny and that's why they autosaged it and left, they even left the pics up for a while but now they're gone. Could just be that they couldn't be bothered today though
sir thread bumper
>>222647344Did you use pecorino or parmigiano?>>222647349can't imagine what kind of a person has this on his pc
new zealand are done
sir janitor
sir chinese neighbour
Sir The New>>222647166>>222647166>>222647166