zaz edition
the resurgent new
giga storm rolling inthe thunder is making the windows rattleis the heat finally over
wellhere we are
blows my mind that there are men who fall for thisthe 4chan designthe nazi larphow are niggas giving money to these women
woke upquite a fun dream where myself and two companions were racing to a boat to escape some sort of malevolent force
Fuck I'm so hungry but don't have anything prepared and I'm tired. If I start cooking something grandiose I'll get sleepy in the middle of it, eat and then fall asleep with dishes everywhere
Just bombed Iran me
>>222647426I dreamed about holding hands with the toilfu
>>222647433bizarre lie
just made some pasta
>>222647434were they sweaty
>>222647439That's not your FUCKING gif!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yz952dm74ooh thank goodness for that
>>222647448yh
>>222647450yeah it is
>>222647439haven't made pasta in a year probably, I make a good ragu
>>222647459Ah go on then you little scamp.Keep it, it's yours.
activating my shrink ray and aiming it at my own penis
>>222647489*disappears*
open the fuckin strait you crazy basterds....
have to go to the asds in a little over an hourbefore then i need to go in the shower and dress myself and brush my teeth
>>222647501
just open the fuckin strait you crazy fuckin bastards
Love being a protestant.Makes shagging my mackeral snapper more lewd.
the proto messages me a lot of cat images and gifs, do you reckon it's a freudian slip that she want to show me her pussy?
can't believe rodri won the ballon d'ormiserable player
>>222647550send her a cock pic
mental how these crazy bastards wont open the fuckin strait
>>222647550Unironically >>222647567 is onto something.Get on /an/ and get a cute webm of a cockerel and send it, stat.
>>222647550probably
I would enjoy folding her up so that her toes are stuck in her own mouth.
>>222647166I legitimately hate God if he exists because why would he make much such a worthless piece of shit
watcing the stealers (1997)oh i'm sorry i mean the borrowers (1997)
people who upload film torrents should be shot in the gut and left to bleed out and/or go into septic shock
>>222647644I do that :)What are you going to do about it?
>>222647650hope someone shoots you in the gut
>>222647644calm down moshe
I really wish a car would hit me because it would be a improvement I do not want to live I am 23 and don't want to live
>>222647669what if instead of dying you were horribly mangled?
>>222647644>>222647650>>222647662oh wow sorry i completely forgot i meant to say torrents without subtitles. love subtitles me. dunno how i managed to omit that key detail but i am a bit of a heroin head haha x
>>222647439Vile bait, pasta belongs with a tomato and ground beef and onion sauce only
>>222647669i want you to live
Hello it's me """ Saturday morning toilet nigga """
if i haven't already seen every film with john goodman in it then so help me god i will
>>222647679runt moment
>>222647677Put a bullet in me then >>222647689Honestly I don't care my life is already gonna suck I fail at everything and I haven't done anything good
omg im 23 im so old and a loser just end it end it!!
>>222647704many say that and I don't get it>>222647688I make a great pasta with meat sauce, might make this ttoday after I wake up, it's been a hhhwhile
>>222647704Will do honestly I have a bucket list of what I wanna do >See mankind get to the moon or low moon earth orbit >See southern new Zealand >See china Then end it
3D printing my poo and using it as a dildo
>>222647699you don't need to always put yourself downhaving a pessimistic mindset makes you think you're doing worse than you actually are
iguana bbq for dinner tomorrownot happy about it
>>222647697normally this comment might sting but you're a yank so i know for a fact that your opinion is objectively wrong
>>222647754im a brit on holiday mate*smirks as the sting comes back full force*
>>222647744I mean no one would morn my loss I have no mom or dad plus most of my family doesn't talk to me
>>222647759psc
bielsa meltyfeel bad for him because he's clearly an autistic man and he's stressed out but it is a bit funny
a willya willarda wilbura wilberta wilberforcea willberson
>>222647747is that allowed?
>>222647759/brit/ would morn you
did a fart and it smelled like sewage
>>222647759you are a selfish bastard wallowing in self-pityyour goal in life should be to do as much good as possible. do something that benefits someone else instead of thinking about yourself 24/7
>>222647747Do you live in New Vegas? Blud's eating iguana on a stick
>>222647804unkind post
>>222647804true post
>>222647789florida in-laws
>>222647804Honestly it's not selfish my death would be good for everyone my birth has been a disaster for everyone involved mu death will correct that I am sure my sister wouldn't mind she doesn't really like me and we don't even have the same dad
>>222647405>>222647595>>222647724Korrrrrr
Come on NZ bros
>23>life is overYouth is a blessing and a curse.
>>222647843What youth? Also nice vpn
>>222647792Alri Emma Watson
>>222647862Not a VPN. Also network just switched to 5g. Feels first world, mang
>>222647836stop hating yourself for no reason
what color would the white man choose
anyone interested in my new right wing populist party Refurbish Britannia?
>>222647821I thought you were joking...have you had it before? How does it taste.
>>222647885If you knew me you would encourage it
>>222647888band kid shoes lmao
>>222647888either depending on ageleft for a middle aged hikerright for anybody else
>>222647901no i wouldn't dickheadthere's literally no reason to hate yourself for things out of your control
A Renew Albion government would unrape the Rape Gang victims
Need direct anus-to-nose contact as Emma Watson unleashes a disgusting fart right in my face.
Wish I had some weed to smoke and fall asleep
>>222647895what are your policies
>>222647895You will have to compete with my party, Rejig Britainnia.
>>222647945ok this got me good for some reason, i am sleep deprived
>>222647871bitch needs to do some housework
if i bwitish? i vote woopert woe. he kiw wapists. kew stawmuh gay twanny.
scotland are outit's over
>>222647981sacked twanny sacked twanny
we are the /brit/ team
>>222647996kek I remember that vocaroo
Rorke pretending to be drunk when his mum gives him a steak and ale pie for his dindinsLeftypol refusing it because it’s haram
>>222647949Thoughts on the Ukraine war?
>>222648028lol
>>222648046no comment
>>222648059How "close to home" is it half way through 2026 in Bulgaria? Does your family have strong opinions, how often do they talk about it if at all, do strangers/friends bring it up? In the states nobody cares at all anymore but theres still ukie flags on some peoples houses/yards.
might become woke
Quit smoking and I feel better than I have in literally yearsMad how it can do that for you
>>222648050Wasn't actually funny was it
>>222647888Right unless you're a homo
>>222648095Not really, I haven't discussed it with anyone from my family in recent years. I don't care about it much to the degree that I just want it to be over.
Where will it end?
>>222648139Today around 5pm
>>222648125found the leftypol bit funny but not enough for a scream
Really enjoyed how shite Scotland were in the World Cup. Treated like the little joke they are.
egypt were topping the group 10 minutes ago and now they're thirdmad
Now that the dust has settled, was climate change actually real?
Mare pussy changed rorke
>>222648181yeah, at first it was cold and then it became a little warmerthis is strange because since forever the climate has always been a constant and the same and we have that data, we have the numbers...
>>222648162Yes Scotland may have been knocked out at the group stages for their once in a lifetime world cup, but their fans bond with the people of Boston will live on for eternity
>>222648202love this freak
right
first time proper hungover in a while
Mercury's in retrograde from Monday onwards so keep safe out there
might stick me finger up me arse
>>222648320Fucks sake you joking?
it's coming home lads
No matter what time you come here there’ll be someone trying to start a conversation and like 10 different posts about how someone’s fingering their bum, playing with their poo, wanking or raping their own arse at some ridiculously slow/fast speed Weird place
>>222648351yeah?
>>222648351Talk to me lad, what's on your mind?
£29.09 spent at the AsdaBought some nice olive oil and some raspberry lemonade so that meant it was a bit more expensive than normal
rimming an arsehole at 180 full rotations a minute. That's 3 per second.
Consider the collared dove
knick-knack paddywhack,Give a Rorke a bone.
>>222648389
>>222648381how nice can olive oil from asda possibly be
>>222648335not sure about that
>>222648351nothing normal about the freaks here
think i'm more emotionally attached to my laptop than i am to most people
>>222648312What did you drink?
fuck im so cooked
>>222648436how so
>>222648451don't ask a yank anything thanks
why couldn't we just score more against haiti
Agreed to watch the footy tonight but fucks sake 10pm kick off I should be asleep by then
>>222648474have a nap earlier xx
>>222648469sorry x
>>222648501np it's ok xx love you
Why does beer go down like water with people but is chewey and bloating alone
>>222647914I am good at being a dick head maybe I am not totally talentless
The mormonreich is expandingIm scared
>>222648518not found that
>>222648510xxxx
Massive beef curtains on a blown out vag.
>>222648469cunt
not really been outside in a couple of days and i just realised how much hotter it is in my flat than outsidewhens burnham stepping in?
>>222648557me nibbling on them
>>222648249fares gets raped on friday god willing
>>222648531Will they shut down the casinos when they take over Nevada?
>>222648607Maybe locally but like 90% of the population is Vegas and Reno still heavily cath/prod Idaho is the only other state theyre truly taking over any time soon
>Scotland has a 0.05% chance to qualify for the last 32there's still hope
might become mormon
>>222648557I've seen it
SEX 109: GOOD MORNINGseriously good morning saars
bashing rorkes head against a big gong
Ruby Granger JOI
>>222648705don't think she knows what sex is
jerk off?no thanks, i'll do it kindly.
how about jerk on
the sausages are officially ON
>>222648414cans and hard lemonades mainly
>>222648692s
The biggest threat the sweats have to going through is Congo. I reckon the others could lose.But would Croatia lose by more than 2 to such a defensive side? I'm not sure but they gave England a real game
good morning /brit/ niggas
>>222647166Would lick her arsehole to the core
indians eat pussy with they hands
>>222648959What if she farts or has diarrhea?
test
>>222648970corrr
>>222648809post em>>222648939morning brother man
>>222648970>What if 3 7s line up on the slot machine
>>222648974doing this on my bed right now
>>222648974Scruffy little twat, get it electrified
can someone reply to this post pleasemy (You)s are behaving strangely
>>222648994i sometimes feel lucky im a footfag and not a poopfag
>>222649016no
>>222649027ok thank you it's back to normal now
ᐳᐳ222649016 does it work?
laptop battery is very hot but i'm not going to do anything about itwill probably be fine x
neighbourbergs 17-21 y.o son is having some sort of screaming meltienice to have reminders that at least I don't have the sort of autism that makes life hell for everyone else, just for myself
back to life back to reality
>>222649072mad how the screaming autism and the 4chan autism are both part of the same disorder
>>222649072have an even bigger louder melty and show him who the real spazmo is
screaming and shrieking and throwing up
>>222649066the macbook neo is only 699. you have no excuse
>>222649141could you keep it down, have a a bit of an headache
Arthur was born just a plain simple man in a plain simple working class position Though the world was hard and its ways were setHe was young and he had so much ambition
thoughts on his victory and his NTR service?
might go to a pool hall but I know i'll get made fun of for being incellish and on my own so might stay in instead
saw a massive adult autist the other day with his carerquite scary that he could go lenny small mode and kill someone if he felt like it
>>222649189one of them threw a kid to the lions the other week
>>222649219reckon that shouldn't be allowed honestly
>>222649219out of order
hitler was right about everything. there was nothing wrong with the holocaust. western government just saw an opportunity to use sentimentality to claw power away for their own use
>>222648993sorry for the slow reply I was pooing
>>222649234not a fan of them but still don't think he needed to kill all of them :/
>>222649245grow up leftypol. death isn't even bad just a fact of life
>>222649241you been wiping bogies all over the frying pan?
rorke marching his legions through the arse de triomphe
>>222649241fuck yeah those look nice
>>222649260um no those are the remains of chopped onions from the last thing I cooked in there x
>>222649293clean it ffs gross little gremlin
I'm alive, but can you call this living? much to ponder
there needs to be an upper age of consent as wellthose freaks have had their fun
>>222649311I never clean my cast iron pan, I use it every day and everything gets cooked in the remains of the previous meal like a perpetual stew
>>222649311don't tell him what to do>>222649293sounds good mate x
well thats me done with the world cup. can't watch it any more since my country was humiliated. shall queue up some kinos for the evenings instead
>>222649332thats not a cast ironcast iron has a rough texture, YOU LITTLE IDIOTyou have a 99p frying pan from home bargains and you're calling it cast iron. get a clue
>>222649338are you from uruguay x
>>222649361
warwick davis drowning while washing his dishes
sucking a
Giggled
in bed with the on screen keyboard on, waiting for the sandman
Some Americans are chatting if u wanna join https://discord.gg/ZzhuvHX9y
>>222641972My rorke status: justified
>>222649423mcafee
>>222649413Oooo Di baby him dead
The toilfu didn't even acknowledge that I handed my notice in the other day. I guess I completely misunderstood our working relationship and little signals I thought were signals weren't actually signals at all. Well that's me feeling like a right silly billy then isn't it
>>222649358it's a Staub enamelled cast iron pan that cost about £80 if I recall but that was many years ago
>>222649413so called risk society but modern life is still far too complacent.
>>222649382Lock her up
>>222649439you haven't looked after it a bit like your own mental health. seek help. get a clue
>>222649437when my toilfu left the job she told me she was going to miss working with me multiple times x
>>222649450she's giving you an opening. she might as well be spreading her legs and opening her fanny
>>222649448I got an expensive cast iron so I wouldn't have to look after itbeen used and abused daily and it's still fine
>>222649460it's a myth. get it soaped
>>222649457I know, that's exactly when I made a move on her
>>222649332My dude, you know what's good.
Love a good carbonara. The saltiness of the pork. The creamy cheese. The herbiness of the oregano. The slight spice of the cracked black pepper. Simple. Rustic. Divine.
mad how there's aliens doing things on their planet 1 zillion light years away right now
>>222649472when's the wedding?
>>222649467yeah nah I think I'm just gonna keep doing what I've been doing for years and not listen to what some random spacker on the internet has to say
>>222649478you will poison yourself one day
>>222649479Can't beat a good one
Can’t believe they’re putting dobermans and labradors into sausages and selling them in the uk in 2026. For the migrant market one assumes
Time for an ummy pops xx
>>222649479Have two
>>222649472What happened??
>>222649479Swap out the pork for mushrooms and add a splash of cream and butter and it will completely raise your carbonara recipe
reckon GTA6 wont have nearly as much in the way of satire because it's basically bullying americans and most of the people working on it are american and trump wont like it and every company is petrified of him.
>>222649497>>222649499white people be like mmmm love my cock shaped snacks
>>222649450That's not fair, I want that. Turns out my toilfu has no feelings for me at all otherwise she would have said anything to me
Might go buy a houseThey’re practically giving them away in this market. Problem is I’m not sure I want to put roots down in this country. Inviting in too many foreign robbers and rapists you see
>>222649481she said we'd go out once she was single (her relationship was on the brink of imploding)Then the news broke out on the toil groupchat that she likely left the job because she was corruptShe tells me she has been up to something but would only confess in person not over the phone, but later bottles it and says the time isn't right blah blahI say until she can open up to me I'm not interested in talking any more, and here we are
I was thinking the other day, if cars didn't exist and everyone walked, used bikes and trains like the 1800s and someone invented a car for the first time today, there's no way they would let us drive around in 1 ton metal cages. They'd immediately ban them. Same if someone invents an affodable flying car now, we'll never allowed to use them. If Henry Ford had made an affordable flying car 100 years ago everyone would have got them and the government would have let it happen. We're over regulated nowadays.
so goodbye to you and your life
>>222649535i heard they're putting rorke in it
>>222649535I agree but it's because Rockstar have become the very thing they used to mock. They're a giant mutlibillion dollar globocorp that busts unions and work their employees like Chinese sweatshop children. Can't really satire capitalism and the American dream when you're one of them
>>222649564Looks like that house is on a main road. I would advise against purchasing your first home on a main road.
>>222649523Just linked this post in /ita/ for feedback
>>222649577Air conditioning would be confined to government buildings but only where the higher ranks work. Oh, wait, that’s what they do now
Doing one of them poos that's giga bbc sized
>>222649561Toilfu is soft and a year younger with me with a teenager offspring.
>>222649623Was the power grid overloaded? It can struggle a bit here during heatwaves in the evening as solar power drops off.
do you think france will ever stop being good at football again
>>222649577If the Victorians didn't build anything, we wouldn't have most of our houses or infrastructure because our government wouldn't seem it cost effective and would take too long to build anything
touch me and see what happens
>>222649666*looks at you*
>>222649621Are you staying in this country?The government takes half your money from your job to give to other people, the public services are actively trying to kill you and the new Britons are being housed in the best housing while you have to put up with their noise and trying to steal your phone and rape your girlfriend.Never thought I’d say this but I think emigrating to somewhere that doesn’t put up with all of this isn’t the worst idea
Nicholas Rossi of Scotland has passed away in a US prison.
>>222649650It's impressive how much of Britain runs on Victorian infrastructure. Old bridges, viaducts, canals, sewers. They were titans of their time. The real question is why does it cost so much for us to do anything now when we have far better technology, computing power and cheaper energy. It to be overregulation imo.
your man makes £300,000/week and you're a stay at home mum just get on the ozempic you fat cow
>>222649697given his track record let's not be too hasty here
>>222649680rorke, asylum accomodation is beyond grim don't lie
>>222649723Maybe he likes her that way? Rubenesque. You ever think about that?
>>222649723my brother saw declan rice in a hotel cheating on his girlfriend onceyou heard it here first on /brit/
>>222649479>>222649523Hi I'm Italian from Italy from /ita/, where egg?
>>222649735I didn’t say it wasn’t grim. I said three people will eventually go out into the community and they’re not exactly (good) doctors and engineers and that there is a far higher propensity toward crime in their ilk. Don’t be disingenuous.
>>222649724meanwhile
>>222649770These people rather than three people lol
>>222649782me walking out of /brit/ after spending the last 2 hours making utterly abhorrent schizo posts
rorkes playlist has been displaying an undeniable reggae and samba influence lately
>>222649803BPCR
>>222649812the boy is moving different
bye x
>>222649834see ya later alligator
My toilfu. I shouldn't call you my toilfu anymore. It was only just a dream. It was all in my head. You feel nothing for me and I misunderstood. I've been living a lie. I will miss you but you won't even notice I've gone.
that's it I'm moving to Earth 2
>>222649770Yes you did>new Britons are being housed in the best housing
Can't remember the last time I cut my toenails. They don't seem to grow anymore.
Mad how many videos I'm seeing on tiktok about black fatigue and shit. Never realised how based that site was
might start working on an idle animation for myself
>>222649852special low frequency version
>>222649852This was the plot of a 2011 fillum aptly called Another Earth. I am fairly certain I am the only person ITT who has seen this film.
>>222649850lad it's really not healthy to pine for someone that wasn't even aware you existed. What you believed was a 'thing' between you never existed in the first place, so you're getting emotional over literally nothing. Instead you need to find a girl that actually knows you're there
>>222649879Just watched it now
>>222649867yeah it's mad to think that an app and website run by the CCP could have such openly hostile views on blacks I mean I thought they loved black people over there in china
>>222649876very good post
>>222649479
>>222649884She knows I exist, we sit next to eachother and we talk to each other. I thought she liked me. But she hasn't even acknowledged my resignation. I guess she saw me as nothing more than a colleague. She probably only spoke to me because she had to.
>>222649887It's not a very good movie. The only thing I can remember about it is that a woman tries to commit suicide by laying down in the snow and freezing to death. Always thought that was an interesting method; just get steaming drunk then go outside when it's freezing cold and lay down.
>>222649872mine is me pulling a bag of quavers out from the side of my torso, eating a few then placing it back
>>222649479Sir Carl Bonara
>>222649680>that doesn’t put up with all of thiswhat places don't?
Feel like utter exhausted shit even after sleeping well
>>222649909ok then find a girl that speaks to you because she wants to not just to ask if you've finished some task or whatever
>>222649944Brain cancer
>>222649949Sir Brian Chancer
>>222649925quaverslad has always got a packet stashed whats he like
Well then, Stuntpeng has a cracking tight body and lovely little chebs doesn't she
>>222649987>>222649987
>>222649863Once they’re out of asylum hotels, they’re placed in social housing. Walls around Westminster and ponder how the biomass can afford to live there
>>222647417She's cute AND based, most of these egirls are left leaning they see a based streamer like her and all the chuds who are inclined to egirls money flock to her, supply and demand. This brat has went to far tho, maybe she's lucky being Australian and it won't come back to bite her in the arse when her streaming carrier is done
