hotel room bathtub edish
21 degrees here right now
Bet Emma Watson's farts smell of poo.
It was only just a dream, my unrequited toilfu
>>222650004I'm telling you lad this is not doing your mental health any favours, you need to accept it wasn't happening and move on
right well how should I spend my weekend as a friendless boring freak?
So as I was saying, Stuntpeng has a cracking tight body and lovely little chebs
>lovely little chebsum
>>222650022you can make it real if you rape her
Come say hi to me pls I wanna voice chat https://discord.gg/ZzhuvHX9y
poo um
>sausages scranned>coffee suckednow I've run out of things to do
based clav
>>222650062phone call w me no one is there it;'s embarassing >>222650053
Uhh, uhh, uhhI was thinking 'bout her, thinking 'bout meThinking 'bout us, what we gon' be?Opened my eyes, yeahIt was only just a dreamSo I travel back, down that roadWill she come back? No one knowsI realize, yeahIt was only just a dreamI was at the top and now it's like I'm in the basementNumber one spot, now she found her a replacementI swear now I can't take itKnowing somebody's got my babyAnd now you ain't around, baby I can't thinkI shoulda put it down, shoulda got that ring'Cause I can still feel it in the airSee her pretty face, run my fingers through her hairMy love of my lifeMy shorty, my wifeShe left me, I'm tight'Cause I knew that it just ain't rightUhh, uhh, uhhI was thinking 'bout her, thinking 'bout meThinking 'bout us, what we gon' be?Opened my eyes, yeahIt was only just a dreamSo I travel back, down that roadWill she come back? No one knowsI realize, yeahIt was only just a dreamWhen I be riding man I swear I see her face at every turnTrying to get my Usher on but I can't let it BurnAnd I just hope she know that she the only one I yearn - forMore and more, I miss her, when will I learn?Didn't give her all my love, I guess now I got my paybackNow I'm in the club thinking all about my babyHey, she was so easy to loveBut wait, I guess that love wasn't enoughI'm going through it every time that I'm aloneAnd now I'm missing, wishing she pick up the phoneBut she made a decision that she wanted to move on'Cause I was wrongUhh, uhh, uhhI was thinking 'bout her, thinking 'bout meThinking 'bout us, what we gon' be?Opened my eyes, yeahIt was only just a dreamSo I travel back, down that roadWill she come back? No one knowsI realize, yeahIt was only just a dream
feel like SHIT
I saw celebrity eat foods from foreign country on YouTube now I buy celebrity new album or ticket to new film.
big fat veiny tits with chunky nipples
>>222650072Clav sexually assaulted doesn't have the same ring to it
>>222650111Ew
big fat veiny bbc-shaped breasts
>>222650131Eww
Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your nameHello, we're a psyop from the CIA
Good morning sarrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axGOu0s1C8&t=26s Today's tunage. Some rap for brit
If you've ever loved somebody put yo hands up \o/
>>222650157Lust +obsession. Never love.
\o/
Been a long time since I posted on \o/
raping my own arse at 38mph
>>222650195this is a residential area you're nicked sunshine
>>22265019520 is plenty
>blackbirds crying for help againI wish I could just shoot trespassing cats
did I even ask, the debut album by rorke
once again no interesting releases in the kinotheque so it looks like it'll be a 3rd viewing of obsession
Planet Zoo 2 | Official Zoo Tour Gameplay
>>222650043Her arse could do with some squatting
>>222650267She's a white woman, it's expected. Easily fixed though
>>222649987I understood this reference
nth for the holodem
>>222650283why do incels think the way to cold approach a girl is to just walk up to them and say they're attractive
Based?
omg hi!! :3
Swedish Girls are enjoying the summer heat!
Screaming while pooing
I do actually need to end my own life though like if I am being objective with the extent to which I have fucked everything up it makes the most sense to simply end my own life.
Malaponte in?
>>222650327imagine cheating on your man while he's away risking his own life for your country, literally the coldest most unforgivable move imaginable
I'm a good goy
>>222650355I don't get it
>>222650355Had a boomer tell me about 76 with complete sincerity the other day. I couldn't believe it
perusing the latest crop of JAV for tonight's wank
>>222650380Boomers will deny climate change because there was a heatwave once in the summer of 1976They will complain that it was hot back then but also say it was great and they all played outside in the fields or whatever.They also ignore that the summer of 76 was a relatively mild heatwave and doesn't compare to heatwaves today. The heatwave of 76 was an outlier in about a 50 year period. The heatwaves we have today break records year on year on year
>>222650417swinging my willy around its a meatwave
>>222650313they don't they just reduce the idea down to an easy to understand and represent model, it's a synecdoche, symbology, a figurine
>>222650335hey :p
Anyone want some magic the gathering codes?
>>222650072>manosphere god moid broken by candice rejections into kissing menrawring
>>222650417swinging my boobs around its a teatewave
>>222650458yeah ok
Shut up you absolute fucking dickhead
sir Rebop Kwaaku Bah
>>222650154Gud mornin>>222650156And just like that Juice WRLD returned
>>222650480sowwy :(
well the heatwave is all done#weSurvivedThe2026JuneHeatwave
im a terrorist and my weapon is lovebombing
cold wave incoming. get the heaters cranked
>female starts talking about having 'nibbles' and 'bubbles' at a 'get-together' with her cunt friends and their closeted husbands
>>222650561get her shagged
>>222650561You've never heard this in your lifeYou remain sexually repellent to women
>>222650524still above the official heatwave threshold for where I am#notoutofthewoodsyet
>>222650576rofl
sir Karl Urban
canapes, hors d'œuvre, vol au ventmad how many different ways there are to say small food passed around at a partypointless class signifier. rich people need to be introduced to real food preferably a tomato to their face while they're in the stocks
The new #meta on brit is #hashtags and i am #hereforit
>>222650554It's chill up norf
>>222650632amuse bouche!
#gaypoopornscreaming
>>222650621when hugh jackman's not available
#poo #scran
>>222650646i'll tickle your bush
>>222650650>WAIT!>WAIT FOR *WHAT*?>WAIT UNTIL SHE KILLS YOU!
the reason the small plates are french is because french are notorious lovemakers and it's hard to shag on a full stomach so you just have a little nibble a sip of champagne and then guzzle a cock later
i'm a notorious virgin
Wonder if Fatty will bother finishing his set or he'll do the usual of crying and making the audience sing the second half of it
sucking an excellent celsius
#child #bathroom #camera #cute
>sockerfri
Lying flat on my arse watching @UmiseYotsuna of nijisanji#bedrotting #chudmaxxing
>>222650774#um
>>222650749wonder whether these high-profile zoomer celebs who think they have Tourette's Syndrome are actually experiencing something more akin to the yips in golf.
Remember Charlottesville 2017?
>>222650666HEATHCLIFF
no one answered me when I asked how I could spend my weekend as a loner incel
>>222650820you could spend it alone and incelliously
I must rise from my bed to prepare breakfast. Yes. Thats what I shall do.
>>222650849need a wash me i fucking stink
>>222650841LOL
last day of the heatwave today lads, make the most of it
>>222650841tartan army
*slaps knees*well that's summer done for another year eh
these One Direction lads are dropping like flies
>>222650841goyball
>>222650841this cannae be hapnin
getting blacked out my gourd
collecting all my cum in a jar to give to my future wife as a wedding present
sir Long John Baldry
>>222650942good idea
start doing this to beat the heat
>>222650939he looks happier than i'll probably ever be
cold sore brewing, quite annoying. Does that Zovirax stuff do anything?
bloody woke
>>222650152
at the recording studio today which is grim cos you can't run air conditioning while you record cos of the noise
>>222650072
>>222651012leave it on and call it avant garde
screamed my head off for help when the self checkout ran out of receipt paper in walmart
just watched that peep show episode where jez eats the dog
>>222650841Blud :skull::skull:
>>222650576learn to read, chud
lady Basia Trzezelewska
i'm 30 seconds to mars
>>222651047he should have plapped big chungus
>>222651008Faggot ahh game
>>222651050MUMMY
I think I should have bought a portable AC when I couldBe no stock all summer now30 pissing Celsius in the flat at one point yesterday EVENINGI've never wanted A/C because I actually enjoy the seasonality of it being hot and getting the windows and big sliding one to the terrace open in the evening for a cool breeze, while sitting on the sofa in shorts with a cold beer. But if the weather's that fucked that we don't even get temp drops at night anymore I think I need some sort of active cooling. Coldest the flat's been all week was 25.7 this morning ffs.
Pretty sure I saw Zarah Sultana going through the ticket barriers at Waterloo station yesterday
>>222651092should've chatted her up
might do something
>31 degrees next MondayFUCK OFF
Really want a new pickup for my guitar but really don't want to spend £100 on it
bitch called zarah sultana what is she a raisin
>>222650841>Scotland's World Cup hopes at 0.07%It's not over yet
>>222651116still july and august to go
>>222651112you might and you won'tcoward
I just want it to not be warm really
>>222651119raisin' my cock
hands are a bit sticky
>>222651090just wait until autumn and snap one up for half price ready for next year
>>>/adv/34654889
>>222651130hydrate
>>222651092Most depressing thing I've seen yet on this was the other day at camden, two 'urban' girls maybe 14/15 shoulder charging through the barriers like lads, most uncouth and disappointing to see
i like the heat so far, winter was brutally cold this year here in swedeland and i fucking hated it
imagine what his willard looks like
I was warm, once, in the colonies. I rather hated it, really!
>winter was brutally cold this year here in swedeland and i fucking hated it
Hi, are the women in Bristol and London And Manchester slutty?
>>222651146Yeah will have to grin and bear it this year but fear that this is only weatherberg's opening gambit
>>222651147>>34664579howl
>>222651185Such a weird virgin question
>>222651184oh fuck off
>>222651169this looks a lot like penny barber but I'm guessing it's a 2026 version with a willard (or willardinho as they say in rio the jannero)
>>222651185the only women anyone in this general speak to are their mums mate
Sucking a piping hot tea. Tis the British way!
>>222651169Want to fuck a girl in latex/pvc so much it's so fucking sexy
>>222651196>>>34664579
>A rare baby monkey has become the newest branch in a four-generation family tree. Born at Drusillas Park in Sussex, the white-faced saki monkey arrived on May 17 to first-time parents Twiggy and Pires. The infant is the fourth generation of her family to be born at the park. The family line traces back more than 25 years to her great-grandmother Requena, who arrived at Drusillas in 2000.
kill people who pronounce tournament like "ternament" (yanks)
>>222651223why do they look mancunian
>>222651090Woke up really sticky and smeggy this morningToo humid reallyCan a nigga get the humidity lowered PLEASE?
>>222651199Shut up faggot
>>222651225terlut
>>222651221>>>/adv/34664579
we're gonna see 40c again this summer lads
A man who takes too much to warmth rather looks like a coarse colonial nabob to my mind!
>>222651185I went to uni in Manchester and had sex despite being an actual waste of human life, so maybe
on the bus
I love this photo, taken in 1997
Today's plans: >Buy food for the week>Check on my mates cat and give him a fuss>Become a linen guy>Maybe give the cat a second fuss>[NOTHING]>Watch the footyCould be worse
>>222651216wtf!!
>>222651258OK, Julian Cope
>>222651245yeah exactly
>>222651267already bought my food such is my incredibly proactiveness
>>222651252What mg?
playing mafia: the old countryeyyy how many paisanos i gotta stab before i get a ferrari
>>222651267>give the cat a fussWhat did you mean by this?
Michael Jackson did it
>>222651300Give him a little scratch under the chin
>>222651285bet your bread goes mouldy by tuesday due to the humidity lol. bet you pick out a slice to make your sandwich for toil and see green and think for fucks sake that /brit/lad was right.well you should have frozen it shouldn't you you fucking GIMP of a man
>>222651288these are 10.9, ought to go for lower ones but i like this one
THE ARCH DRUDE!
would love to drive a bulldozer into stonehenge and just knock the whole bloody thing over
>>222651313not the kind of skinnyfat runt who eats bread every day
>>222651252Me personally
>>222651317>tattoosugh disgusting
>>222651308Why not just say that then?
>>222651317
>>222651322holy wogoli
>>222651333strong those, don’t like mint ones personally and the whole “spicy” niccy pouches gimmick needs to bloody stop
>>222651350the people who built it were probably racist, chud
>>222651322give it 20 years and the muslim majority government will destroy it as it goes against islam
>>222651358It's illegal here so this is all I can get
>>222651313Freezing bread is vile>>222651341Why don't you fuck off mate considered that?
>>222651147Problem with being a purityfag is that you should be ready, and encourage the cute brats to experience the world and it's grunginess. Well.. don't encourage them to get hooked on shit but the innocence loss moments will be arrive soon enough. Treasure it but don't hold on to it, raise the brats right so they will hold on to the goodness amongst the muck and spread good amongst the peopleStill purityfaging forever is comfy, but there's enough slice of life anime for you if that's your gig
>>222651317is that flora?
need to not start drinking too early because the football kicks off so late
um
>>222651169uncanny resemblance to the toilfu except different glasses and much more makeup
>>222651381sent that antipodean goblin flying
Any tobacco product orher than darts are performative at best or completely retarded at worse
Little hairy thing with a big nose me. I look like captain caveman.
>>222651385not watching that woke shite
>>22265138512 hours to go
>skinnyfat runt who eats bread every dayktim
this nigga putting darts in his mouth blud think he luke littler
>>222651401Righto mate, do little cube shaped shits as well do ya?
>>222651392and the latex presumably
much cooler todaygoing for a walk on beach :)
>>222651417it tastes too good
>>222651398ThisI'd rather have a crafty fag every now and again than sticking a piece of paper under my gums habituallySounds like utter shite and 100% made up for people who want to be safe edgy
>>222651315Thought you Swedes were made of sterner stuff than that
still bloody hungover this needs to stop
>>222651317post more trans angels and fewer bio-girls please
>>222651317https://youtu.be/mLgSYUQbKHc
>Brighton and Hove is like London on the seaWhat does that mean then
much cooler todaygoing for a wank on beach :)
lovely little episode of frasier on channel 4
unironically prefer 3mg pouchesall you need. nibbas eating 10mg that's far more than you'd get in cigarettes
forgot to throw my flowers out this morning when i went out and now theyre just sat there sad and dead
>>222649987Carpet flooring in a bathroom is a crime Nigel.
>>222651439would like to come off the niccy addiction one day and quitting 10.9/mg cold turkey is suicide
feelin' like a freak on a leash
>>222651444full of poofs and nons
Posting a girl with tattoos is Guanteed (You)s round these parts. You mongs just can't stop yourself from pointing out the obvious.
mad how you can just tell
>>222651451I would go through the tin in a couple of days with 16mg last me two weeks or three weeks
>>222651417I don't know what else to eat
What's Brum like then? I hear about other cities but never that one
Since the 'f moved in I've had to stop smoking daily but she doesn't mind me having one on a friday/sat night after a few drinks so it's fine.
>>222651421no she mostly wears gym clothing or cute dresses
any snakefriends in?
>unironically prefer 3mg pouches
>>222651444shitehole with loads of graffiti
>>222651491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
>>2226515108 of the top 10 most venomous snakes live in my country :)
>>222651491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3hzowjjjdcIT'S THERE! NEVAH DID NO ARM!
>>222651491underratedbetter than manchester by FAR
>>222651510Yes love snakes mate, wish I had one
>>222651522do they like it if you touch them?
>smoking the occasional cigarettecool and stylish>concealing a pouch under your lip to slowly seep nicotine straight into your bloodstreamgrim addict tier
>>222651450just get the boxset
>>222651491rorke's scared of it
>>222651510Mate had one, it was surprisingly smooth
I don't vape. I don't smoke. I don't suck pouches. No I will not apologise. No, I haven't had sex.
>>222651510once saw a snake with my own eyes
>>222651537Love it
(8) i want to be more than friends for the week (8)
>nobody will ever touch my snake
>>222651538ok!
smoked for 5 years and then vaped and then just stopped one day with no withdrawals or cravings. nicotine is a meme drug only useful for having something to do while drinking. booze is a different kettle of fish though it's a monster i couldnt quit the drink with a thousand years to do it if i wrecked my liver and somehow got a new one id do a george best and pickle it too. i have no idea how anyone ever stops.
>>222651539ok
Right what's objectively the shittest place in England?
>>222651569when you fancy a can simply do not buy the cans
>>222651569it gets a lot easier the longer you go without
>>222651578hull
>>222651569have the reverse me, couldn’t get addicted to the booze no matter how hard i’d try but the niccy got me in a chokehold
nicotine pouch brands be like "Crafted in Sweden with Love" or "Lovingly Swedish"
>>222651578my bedroom
>>222651578really dislike windsor myself
Visiting the rellies in Norn Iron got me appreciating the british countryside
>>222651381>Freezing bread is vilebizarrely strong reaction to something completely mundane
dont feel like doing anything in this heat other than just lying there like a dead slug
>>222651607hello i am from sweden
your lovingly swedish nicotine product
>>222651569heatwaveberg makes it impossible, i'm on the cans every day til it calms down
>>222651619that's what I'm doing
>>222651624
>>222651612hey im from there thank yuo for visiting my country
>>222651625you utter mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFvHEztw5w
it is a bit warm i am feeling warm are you lads warm?
English singer Kate Bush signs her new album 'The Dreaming' for fans at the Virgin Megastore, Oxford Street on September 14, 1982 in London, United Kingdom (1982)
>>222651625them chinks high af
hi my nama sven
this woman was lovingly crafted for bbc in sweden
give me a nootka and i'll give you mmmmm
>>222651653I am warm
>>222651660utterly mogging human babies literally what were they thinking
>>222651578low income suburbs of any major cityabandoned ghetto seaside townsthere's some places that are simply known for being grim like Luton, Harlow, Slough etctake your pick
>>222651510Snekberg
>>222651655It's kinda sad that those stores closed. I used to go there to just have a browse, listen to music and look at DVDs. Now you just scroll through websites to find new stuff to watch or listen to.
>>222651660:)
>>222651660he's fast
>>222651625me sucking on the gfs nips
THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID COMB
>>222651701
>>222651690how is babby formed
>>222651655not a very flattering photo of are kate tbqh
>>222651677with names like harlow and slough i’d almost expect them to be grimholes
Drinking one 750ml bottle of wine a week increases the risk of developing cancer over a lifetime by the equivalent of 10 cigarettes a week for women and five for men, a study says.
the lezzer zoomette from toil let me puff on her vape while we were out last night and it wasnt very nice, don't understand the appeal
>>222651720utter woke nonsense
>>222651690We're in there for way longer than other animals too.
>>222651655>>222651660these posts actually have something in common, a link that connects them, can you tell me what it is brit?
>>222651690we should lash newborn babies in an artificial womb for another year until they're fulled cooked
>>222651720If you smoke cigs until age 40 then quit then your chances of getting cancer in the remainder of your life are the same as those who never smoked.
>>222651732get her shagged up the arse
>>222651660:3
>>222651718COME FRIENDLY BOMBSAND FALL ON SLOUGH
>>222651720what if you drink three bottles of wine and eight cans of lager a week?
>>222651344frogposters can't give women STIs
>>222651740kate bush is famously half donkey
>>222651742proper smoking film that
>>222651742if you play russian roulette every day until you're 40 then quit then your chances of getting shot in the remainder of your life are the same as those who never played.
>>222651754should be alright lad keep it up
>>222651718yeah we have a tradition of grim holes with suitable namesHullStainesBlackpoolStoke
>>222651792
>>222651774that's not it but it's close!
new thread soon, hope it's a good one
>>222651745I did make a vague comment about her 'switching sides' but she laughed it offunfortunately she is a proper tomboy lezzer and not going through a phase
>>222651814two words: rape correctionshe will thank you
>>222651660Likkle arse ting x
