White Ermine Moth edition
i'm low energy
Need to pace myself drinking this brandy cus I gotta make it to 10pm + 90 minutes + HYDRATION BREAKS
sitting in my incel bed watching tv all day
>>222653243Cute moth shame it's made out of dust
wanked and bummed to death in the trans re education woke tyranny camps
English Heritage subedish
Considering getting the crossbow out and shooting some targetniggas in the back gardigans
>>222654050heatberg forces me out of bed before 9 even though I don't sleep under anything. just start getting hot and sweaty
>>222654067:)
might as well have a 5th coffee mighten I
>>222654067Bloody moors invading our castles
>>222654064happens
>>222654121on an empty stomach?!!
>>222654121dangerous and downright stupid
>>222654128Um
man wasn't meant to subsidise television channels, originally
eating a minced pie
I decided to be a loser and download that Merlin bird app
>>222654173that doesnt make you a loser rorkei have the app too rorke
>>222654173'bergs
leftypol: how did all this gay porn get on my computer? i saved it on my phone.
>>222654173Oh wait, wrong image. I was feeding the ducks as well
At nae point did we say Scotland would win the World Cup
>>222654192bullfinch is a good berg
>>222654192>bird watching>in a /brit/ threadoh, yeah, that figures, right
Vitamin supplements, worth it?not sure if I'm getting enough of what I need, but on the off chance I am I just piss out the extra, right?I already take vit d as per my doctor's recommendation (I was very low and he suggested I take a daily dose after a course of high dosage tablets) but I hear a lot of people are also low on stuff like magnesium and omega 3s
>>222654059
Mad how there's been three showrunners of modern Dr Who. One Welsh, then one Scottish, and one English.Reckon it's an Irishman's turn.
lasagne cooking has started
aghhhhhhhh *faps furiously* ahhrhhh im about.. to spaff!!
>>222654192lol imagine if you accidentally selected one of the willy pics on your camera roll instead
>>222654217have at it
How about Twitter mashtags and they’re made of mashed potato
>>222654192good app this>>222654173lovely ducks these
had a dream where a tiny yellow birdberg with a quiff got into my incel flat through an open windowdidn't know what to do just remember lookign around for a bucket or something to put over it
>>222654173goat app
those with 4chan-x will enjoy hovering over this
what are you supposed to do on the weekend
new rorke song:rorkeypops, rorkeypops, oh rorkey rorkey rorkey rorkeypops!poopop, poo, poo
been invited to a satanic sex orgy, got nothing to wear
>>222654263play gameswankwatch youtube kinoswatch film kinoswatch footygo for a walkcooktease the cat
and you're saying a mincer cooked this pie?
>>222654288when's Kenshi 2 anywaythat guy has been smoking weed for far too long, I'd say
mincer just creamed on my pie
playing football managerstarted with no badges and unemployed and now managing in the portuguese third tier
nth for the holodem
umposter taking umbrage with my umbonate protuberance in my otherwise female form
rate the incel haul for this evening:BOOZE3 cans of Adnams G&Ts4 cans of Red Stripebottle of rioja and Fanta lemon to make tinto de verano withFOOD'Cook' brand frozen chicken, ham & leek piepringles and dipben & jerrys ice creamalso salt and pepper oven chips if I'm still hungry (unlikely)
been southumpton but i've never been the umthorpe
>>222654345good incel feast that
>>222654059It's over for 'berg
>>222654345>ben & jerrys ice creamthat's what life should be about
mad how everyones putting their willy in a vagina right now except me because im an incel
umanon strangling himself with the umbilical cord because he's inside a woman's fanny
>>222654259No those are vile archosaurs
>>222654345very incellious selection you have my compliments *slithers away*
>>222654374OH SHIT, THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A WOLF BUT ITS' MAW IS LIKE TWICE THE LENGTH! WHY IS IT CRAWLING?!
How do I still, STILL, find my myself getting excited for England gamesWhat part of sitting at home alone on a Saturday night watching our second-choice blackies dispatch some banana farmers in a meaningless game is supposed to be the good partWhat am I doing
blud turning into Columbo when his mum has a trip
mayhaps get a chinese tonightwhat you reckon
>>222654412maybe you're just a racist mouthbreathing rorke freak
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine
alison brie cute sex haha
order a chinese 'scort then bow to her with a rice paper hat on when she arrives
>>222654412You dont wanna see kane score? His curse has been lifted.
squeal roar
playing with my willy
>>222654452mental how fit she was in that tv show, would be utterly besotted with her if I was in that college
For me it will be getting drunk and eating pizza while the wrestling's on then falling asleep during the second half hydration break
missus sending me pics of her playing minecraft
>>222654408Close nigga keep at it, use that mammalian brain God gave you
Wasn't really realistic that all those people of different ages and backgrounds would spend that much time hanging out
spinning my big green willy around at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 rpm
pink does more than you think
>YOU JUST KIND SUCK AND YOUR SHIT'S ALL RETARDED!
>>222654517s
knob smells like fish and bbq
>*OF
Just fed my mates catberg, now I'm sat in my pants on his settee watching old episodes of the Simpsons
>>222654541living on the fucking streets
rorke being a evil thick cunt
might drink booze again
it feels so defeating it being the weekend and I don't even know what to do with myself.
>>222654568bit ironic this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yvq_emitB8
>>222654061My dad used to always warn me to wash my hands if I came in contact with them. Are they actually made out of dust?
can't decide if anal sex videos should go in the "shagging" subfolder or be treated as its own separate genre
How long does it take to become strong?
>>222654487I'm not sure I actually like community as a show I'm just insanely in love with her character and can pretend I'm spending time with her when I'm watching it
sir porn organiser
>>222654593i cant watch this without scanning my face and id for proving i am an adult
England's next opponent after Panama is either. Senegal (most likely) or Portugal or Colombia.Senegal will be an easy win, so we're through to the semifinals at least. The next stage after Senegal will be a win no matter who we play.England is very good at semifinals so this is probably the best chance to win the world cup since 1966.
>>222654594Yeah they're 99% dust 1% lamp
>>222654619the first couple seasons were decent but it quickly became tiresome and I started to hate most of the characters (except her obviously)
>>2226546131-2 years
>>222654619yeah its not a great show honestly, only liked her and abed and the black guy
>>222654632
Sorry just don't think the black lad would spend all his time with that nerdy Indian fella
sir top boy
fuck I need money bruh I need money so bad oh MY FUCKING GOD
it is what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsz1E2QtsY
harold and kumar go to brit
When I was in secondary school I used to wear a shirt with the Matrix code on it and carry around Heidegger's Being and Time (didn't understand a word of it). The people I impressed were teachers, who used to love me, but I now realise they were secretly trying to other kids to bully me by giving me compliments in the classroom.
>>222654632how is senegal an easy win. they won against england last year and they looked better than ghana
>>222654669in reality nobody would want to hang out with that weird freak
Sir Keir Starmer was raped and gaped in the sweltering summer of '26
lasagne has gone in the oven and i am sweating
Gonna go to b&q and buy loads of top soil and then move it from the car to the garden and not place it down on the beds because I can't be fucked and then probably go to the corner shop and buy some ciders
>>222654702>last yearmight as well have been last century mate
>>222654457Fabs are peng, so are Feasts
>>222654173>haha I'm SUCH a loser>btw here's this normal activity I enjoyfucking idiot
cody's pissed cause his mom's mad at him
a lot of brid watchers on /brit/ hmmm very surprising although it is a rorkean activity
>>222654457>>222654723baffling that people enjoy Fabs without any sense of ironyit's a shit ice lolly covered in shit chocolatedo you not know about twisters and maxibons and calippos? I mean a fucking Fab for fucks sake, give me strength
>>222654632Won't that put us through to the quarters not the semis?
>>222653243hate moths, they were destroying my garden so I fed all the caterpillars and cocoons to a spider. the spider is like a dragon with a huge hoard of gold. about ten caterpillars of all sizes and two cocoons to feast upongrowing shelob in my garden
>>222654696Bullying is actually good in some situations. I would have been much worse if I hadn't been picked on for my weirder urges like wearing my trousers pulled up really high and talking too much about Dragonball z
>>222654736no its not rorke wants to shoot birds
something so runt like about having free time and nothing to do. i am just sitting here staring at this thread. not letting it go in the background but giving it my full attention. this is my hobby. i cant be bothered doing anything else. this is who i am now.
just seen cuties
>>222654743
>>222654736a rorkean activity would be shooting the birds not standing in a shed watching them through binocliers
Non-religious people are overtaking Christians in the UKDiego must be seething
>>222654743COT DANG that's a MILF
the fave
>>222654779haha funny name
>>222654772There is no God
>>222654424whats this about
>>222653093>>222653100What party are you a member of?
>>222654743rhian has a head like a d-rex
brid watching through my binocliers
>>222654751I don't give a fuck what a Green-voting, grooming gang nonce apologist like yourself thinks. You are subject to a Cooling Hierarchy imposed by the local council
remember playing like fifa 09/10 and choosing senegal cus they have the best looking uniform
>>222654794Very odd hat
>>222654794proof of the cap's claim?
the lezzer zoomette from toil really likes it when I make the tyres in the car go skrrr
>>222654772i dont understand how you are meant to read these types of charts
I'm Rorke and bird watching is one of my favourite pastimesSometimes I even log which birds I've seen
i used to be a socialist, a sort of communistnow I'm a pessimist and I don't care at all
everyone just started saying CSAM one day and i find it suspicious that everyone knew of the name change
>>222654803Thank you sir may I have another?
>>222654790reference to something that happened this morning, you had to be there x
>>222654757ktim we're all little runts posting in the runt pit not even a tv on in the background, only looking away from the thread to wank
>>222654772judeo-christian culture is literally the worst thing everimagine a world without judaism, christianity, and islam
>>222654825i'm aware of the term because of my penchant for watching bodycam footage on the youtube
dont understand the appeal of being at an overcrowded pub selling overpriced beers to watch england play a meaningless group stage world cup game why not just get your own drinks in and have a couple of mates around
>>222654809seconding this
Watch LISTERS bird documentary for free on youtube. It's cool the guys seem like fun and you get to see a lot of excellent bird footage.
>>222654825CSAM is basically CP + AI generated CP. The other distinction about it being "child abuse" is irrelevant because photographing a child in a sexual manner is by legal definition a form of abuse.>Child sexual abuse material (CSAM) is not “child pornography.” It’s evidence of child sexual abuse—and it’s a crime to create, distribute, or possess. CSAM includes both real and synthetic content, such as images created with artificial intelligence tools.
>>222654843based we should all be hindus
>>222654825don’t understand why’d they have to go and the change the word in the first placeis cp too unwoke or something
>>222654860got no mates. got no place to host. got no tv
>>222654830reference to this? >>22639240
>>222654870t. noncery expert
>>222654860>have a couple of mates around>a couplewow look at mr popular over here
>>222654860>dont understand the appeal of being at an overcrowded pubbecause you're a sad little virgin DESPITE your imminent lying
>>222654860This comes up every couple of days on here. People like being around people. Community is a nice thing to have. I don't like football but would go to the pub to watch it, I wouldn't go and watch it in a friend's flat.
>>222654825There was an episode of Neighbours in about 2017 where everyone suddenly started saying queer in a positive way and looked at Paul Robinson like he was mental for saying LGBT
is he the most deranged schizo on /int/?>>222654853>>222654895
cool image but I wonder what it would look like at a 125 pixel resolution
how is it still 30 degrees when it's not even sunny
