i'm low energy

Need to pace myself drinking this brandy cus I gotta make it to 10pm + 90 minutes + HYDRATION BREAKS

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sitting in my incel bed watching tv all day

>>222653243
Cute moth shame it's made out of dust

wanked and bummed to death in the trans re education woke tyranny camps

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English Heritage subedish

Considering getting the crossbow out and shooting some targetniggas in the back gardigans

>>222654050
heatberg forces me out of bed before 9 even though I don't sleep under anything. just start getting hot and sweaty

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>>222654067
:)

might as well have a 5th coffee mighten I

>>222654067
Bloody moors invading our castles

>>222654064
happens

>>222654121
on an empty stomach?!!

>>222654121
dangerous and downright stupid

>>222654128
Um

man wasn't meant to subsidise television channels, originally

eating a minced pie

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I decided to be a loser and download that Merlin bird app

>>222654173
that doesnt make you a loser rorke
i have the app too rorke

>>222654173
'bergs

leftypol: how did all this gay porn get on my computer? i saved it on my phone.

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>>222654173
Oh wait, wrong image. I was feeding the ducks as well

At nae point did we say Scotland would win the World Cup

>>222654192
bullfinch is a good berg

>>222654192
>bird watching
>in a /brit/ thread
oh, yeah, that figures, right

Vitamin supplements, worth it?
not sure if I'm getting enough of what I need, but on the off chance I am I just piss out the extra, right?
I already take vit d as per my doctor's recommendation (I was very low and he suggested I take a daily dose after a course of high dosage tablets) but I hear a lot of people are also low on stuff like magnesium and omega 3s

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>>222654059

Mad how there's been three showrunners of modern Dr Who. One Welsh, then one Scottish, and one English.
Reckon it's an Irishman's turn.

lasagne cooking has started

aghhhhhhhh *faps furiously* ahhrhhh im about.. to spaff!!

>>222654192
lol imagine if you accidentally selected one of the willy pics on your camera roll instead

>>222654217
have at it

How about Twitter mashtags and they’re made of mashed potato

>>222654192
good app this
>>222654173
lovely ducks these

had a dream where a tiny yellow birdberg with a quiff got into my incel flat through an open window
didn't know what to do just remember lookign around for a bucket or something to put over it

>>222654173
goat app

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those with 4chan-x will enjoy hovering over this

what are you supposed to do on the weekend

new rorke song:

rorkeypops, rorkeypops, oh rorkey rorkey rorkey rorkeypops!
poopop, poo, poo

been invited to a satanic sex orgy, got nothing to wear

>>222654263
play games
wank
watch youtube kinos
watch film kinos
watch footy
go for a walk
cook
tease the cat

and you're saying a mincer cooked this pie?

>>222654288
when's Kenshi 2 anyway
that guy has been smoking weed for far too long, I'd say

mincer just creamed on my pie

playing football manager
started with no badges and unemployed and now managing in the portuguese third tier

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nth for the holodem

umposter taking umbrage with my umbonate protuberance in my otherwise female form

rate the incel haul for this evening:
BOOZE
3 cans of Adnams G&Ts
4 cans of Red Stripe
bottle of rioja and Fanta lemon to make tinto de verano with

FOOD
'Cook' brand frozen chicken, ham & leek pie
pringles and dip
ben & jerrys ice cream
also salt and pepper oven chips if I'm still hungry (unlikely)

been southumpton but i've never been the umthorpe

>>222654345
good incel feast that

>>222654059
It's over for 'berg

>>222654345
>ben & jerrys ice cream
that's what life should be about

mad how everyones putting their willy in a vagina right now except me because im an incel

umanon strangling himself with the umbilical cord because he's inside a woman's fanny

>>222654259
No those are vile archosaurs

>>222654345
very incellious selection you have my compliments *slithers away*

>>222654374
OH SHIT, THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A WOLF BUT ITS' MAW IS LIKE TWICE THE LENGTH! WHY IS IT CRAWLING?!

How do I still, STILL, find my myself getting excited for England games
What part of sitting at home alone on a Saturday night watching our second-choice blackies dispatch some banana farmers in a meaningless game is supposed to be the good part
What am I doing

blud turning into Columbo when his mum has a trip

mayhaps get a chinese tonight
what you reckon

>>222654412
maybe you're just a racist mouthbreathing rorke freak

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i am willing to fight and die for ukraine

alison brie cute sex haha

order a chinese 'scort then bow to her with a rice paper hat on when she arrives

>>222654412
You dont wanna see kane score? His curse has been lifted.

squeal roar

playing with my willy

>>222654452
mental how fit she was in that tv show, would be utterly besotted with her if I was in that college

For me it will be getting drunk and eating pizza while the wrestling's on then falling asleep during the second half hydration break

missus sending me pics of her playing minecraft

>>222654408
Close nigga keep at it, use that mammalian brain God gave you

Wasn't really realistic that all those people of different ages and backgrounds would spend that much time hanging out

spinning my big green willy around at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 rpm

pink does more than you think

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>YOU JUST KIND SUCK AND YOUR SHIT'S ALL RETARDED!

>>222654517
s

knob smells like fish and bbq

>*OF

Just fed my mates catberg, now I'm sat in my pants on his settee watching old episodes of the Simpsons

>>222654541
living on the fucking streets

rorke being a evil thick cunt

might drink booze again

it feels so defeating it being the weekend and I don't even know what to do with myself.

>>222654568
bit ironic this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yvq_emitB8

>>222654061
My dad used to always warn me to wash my hands if I came in contact with them. Are they actually made out of dust?

can't decide if anal sex videos should go in the "shagging" subfolder or be treated as its own separate genre

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How long does it take to become strong?

>>222654487
I'm not sure I actually like community as a show I'm just insanely in love with her character and can pretend I'm spending time with her when I'm watching it

sir porn organiser

>>222654593
i cant watch this without scanning my face and id for proving i am an adult

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England's next opponent after Panama is either. Senegal (most likely) or Portugal or Colombia.

Senegal will be an easy win, so we're through to the semifinals at least. The next stage after Senegal will be a win no matter who we play.

England is very good at semifinals so this is probably the best chance to win the world cup since 1966.

>>222654594
Yeah they're 99% dust 1% lamp

>>222654619
the first couple seasons were decent but it quickly became tiresome and I started to hate most of the characters (except her obviously)

>>222654613
1-2 years

>>222654619
yeah its not a great show honestly, only liked her and abed and the black guy

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>>222654632

Sorry just don't think the black lad would spend all his time with that nerdy Indian fella

sir top boy

fuck I need money bruh I need money so bad oh MY FUCKING GOD

it is what it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsz1E2QtsY

harold and kumar go to brit

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When I was in secondary school I used to wear a shirt with the Matrix code on it and carry around Heidegger's Being and Time (didn't understand a word of it). The people I impressed were teachers, who used to love me, but I now realise they were secretly trying to other kids to bully me by giving me compliments in the classroom.

>>222654632
how is senegal an easy win. they won against england last year and they looked better than ghana

>>222654669
in reality nobody would want to hang out with that weird freak

Sir Keir Starmer was raped and gaped in the sweltering summer of '26

lasagne has gone in the oven and i am sweating

Gonna go to b&q and buy loads of top soil and then move it from the car to the garden and not place it down on the beds because I can't be fucked and then probably go to the corner shop and buy some ciders

>>222654702
>last year
might as well have been last century mate

>>222654457
Fabs are peng, so are Feasts

>>222654173
>haha I'm SUCH a loser
>btw here's this normal activity I enjoy
fucking idiot

cody's pissed cause his mom's mad at him

a lot of brid watchers on /brit/ hmmm very surprising although it is a rorkean activity

>>222654457
>>222654723
baffling that people enjoy Fabs without any sense of irony
it's a shit ice lolly covered in shit chocolate
do you not know about twisters and maxibons and calippos? I mean a fucking Fab for fucks sake, give me strength

>>222654632
Won't that put us through to the quarters not the semis?

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>>222653243
hate moths, they were destroying my garden so I fed all the caterpillars and cocoons to a spider. the spider is like a dragon with a huge hoard of gold. about ten caterpillars of all sizes and two cocoons to feast upon

growing shelob in my garden

>>222654696
Bullying is actually good in some situations. I would have been much worse if I hadn't been picked on for my weirder urges like wearing my trousers pulled up really high and talking too much about Dragonball z

>>222654736
no its not rorke wants to shoot birds

something so runt like about having free time and nothing to do. i am just sitting here staring at this thread. not letting it go in the background but giving it my full attention. this is my hobby. i cant be bothered doing anything else. this is who i am now.

just seen cuties

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>>222654743

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>>222654736
a rorkean activity would be shooting the birds not standing in a shed watching them through binocliers

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Non-religious people are overtaking Christians in the UK

Diego must be seething

>>222654743
COT DANG that's a MILF

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the fave

>>222654779
haha funny name

>>222654772
There is no God

>>222654424
whats this about

>>222653093
>>222653100
What party are you a member of?

>>222654743
rhian has a head like a d-rex

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brid watching through my binocliers

>>222654751
I don't give a fuck what a Green-voting, grooming gang nonce apologist like yourself thinks. You are subject to a Cooling Hierarchy imposed by the local council

remember playing like fifa 09/10 and choosing senegal cus they have the best looking uniform

>>222654794
Very odd hat

>>222654794
proof of the cap's claim?

the lezzer zoomette from toil really likes it when I make the tyres in the car go skrrr

>>222654772
i dont understand how you are meant to read these types of charts

I'm Rorke and bird watching is one of my favourite pastimes
Sometimes I even log which birds I've seen

i used to be a socialist, a sort of communist
now I'm a pessimist and I don't care at all

everyone just started saying CSAM one day and i find it suspicious that everyone knew of the name change

>>222654803
Thank you sir may I have another?

>>222654790
reference to something that happened this morning, you had to be there x

>>222654757
ktim we're all little runts posting in the runt pit not even a tv on in the background, only looking away from the thread to wank

>>222654772
judeo-christian culture is literally the worst thing ever

imagine a world without judaism, christianity, and islam

>>222654825
i'm aware of the term because of my penchant for watching bodycam footage on the youtube

dont understand the appeal of being at an overcrowded pub selling overpriced beers to watch england play a meaningless group stage world cup game

why not just get your own drinks in and have a couple of mates around

>>222654809
seconding this

Watch LISTERS bird documentary for free on youtube. It's cool the guys seem like fun and you get to see a lot of excellent bird footage.

>>222654825
CSAM is basically CP + AI generated CP. The other distinction about it being "child abuse" is irrelevant because photographing a child in a sexual manner is by legal definition a form of abuse.

>Child sexual abuse material (CSAM) is not “child pornography.” It’s evidence of child sexual abuse—and it’s a crime to create, distribute, or possess. CSAM includes both real and synthetic content, such as images created with artificial intelligence tools.

>>222654843
based we should all be hindus

>>222654825
don’t understand why’d they have to go and the change the word in the first place
is cp too unwoke or something

>>222654860
got no mates. got no place to host. got no tv

>>222654830
reference to this?
>>22639240

>>222654870
t. noncery expert

>>222654860
>have a couple of mates around
>a couple
wow look at mr popular over here

>>222654860
>dont understand the appeal of being at an overcrowded pub
because you're a sad little virgin DESPITE your imminent lying

>>222654860
This comes up every couple of days on here. People like being around people. Community is a nice thing to have. I don't like football but would go to the pub to watch it, I wouldn't go and watch it in a friend's flat.

>>222654825
There was an episode of Neighbours in about 2017 where everyone suddenly started saying queer in a positive way and looked at Paul Robinson like he was mental for saying LGBT

is he the most deranged schizo on /int/?

>>222654853
>>222654895

cool image but I wonder what it would look like at a 125 pixel resolution

how is it still 30 degrees when it's not even sunny

>>222654869
watched that as per someone's recommendation the other month it was class

all the ducks are swimming in the water

>>222654910
i feel like an idiot roaring at this but the gimmick never gets old

>>222654904
10 years ago calling them queers was a hate crime now it only is if you mean it wrong. thats progress

>Don't see the point in watching England at the pub
>We all love birdwatching though don't we
Brit uncs aging out

eating sardines

>>222654921
Was probably me

>>222654922
Based lemon jelly enjoyer

>>222654951
cat nigga

might start say coloured person and claim it’s the new woke terminology

>>222654969
where are their breasts

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>A tragic dad bled to death on a bench after accidentally falling asleep before being stabbed by a knife he had stored in his rucksack.

>The death of Robert Brown, 57, sparked a large-scale murder investigation after he was found slumped on a bench beside a canal footpath in Northampton last summer. He had last been seen visiting a supermarket the previous day before being discovered by a passing cyclist who noticed blood dripping through the gaps in the seat.

>Detectives launched extensive searches of the River Nene and arrested three people on suspicion of murder. But all were later released without charge.

>The single-edged five inch blade cut through the bag and all three layers of his coat before slashing his arm resulting in catastrophic blood loss from 3cm wound. Detectives dropped the murder investigation in February this year and officers concluded that the injury sustained is “likely to have been unintentionally self-inflicted”.

>>222654984
>A tragic dad
bit of a dig

its not too far from beer o clock

>>222654977
Read an article once that said Person of Color was practically adopted overnight
Like someone at the New York Times decided it was cool one day and the leftypols were all saying it the next

as a person of colour (white) i personally think it is quite warm

>>222654983
Omg who has stolen them?

>>222654957
nah it was a radio host

>>222654983
Not allowed any more due to you know what (woke)

>>222654984
why was this nearly 60 year old spacker just walking around with a big knife in his bag

Room last night was 25 degrees (unbearable)

Today is it 25 degrees (quite nice)

The difference? Humidity down from 70 to 55.

Those mongs who keep calling us pussies because "it's only 35 degrees in the UK) have not got a clue how bad humidity makes this weather.

>>222655023
pnr

>>222655040
Still could have been me (ham radio)

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>anime
>women
>blacks

no surprises here

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do you reckon stevie nicks would have liked me?

charging the massage gun

>>222655043
Typical tragic dad behaviour

>>222655073
yh

Armsteins looking like the Polish flag

>>222654216
Where did you get this picture of me

>>222655073
she's a massive whore

>Smith
He descends from a long line of blacksmiths.
>Butler
He descends from a long line of butlers.
>Baker
He descends from a long line of bakers.
>Walsh
Errrr.

thinking about the rwandan genocide

>>222655086
roar

Sir Refugee Sponsor

>>222655099
be quiet

not that hot now even with the oven on at 210

>>222655097
Obviously means Welsh, same with Brannagh

>>222655019
bit mad how quickly the leftypol types integrate new terminology
like all the afwl tiktok mongs started speaking with ‘bird-hands’ all of a sudden

Mossberg in a right state this week, good thing hosepipe bans are really just a suggestion otherwise he might not bounce back

>>222655108
>make joke
>someone laughs
>be quiet

>>222655097
You'd think power was a cool last name that denoted strength but its actually derived from pauper

>>222655128
*rapes your arse at 3 mph then screams in your face and rapes your arse at 17777 mph*

Your honour, when my client claimed to be "poo screaming" he was not literally poo screaming

might stuff my face with pastries

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scream

>>222655073
she would have found you boring

>>222655114
"Person of colour" first started becoming popular in the 80s and 90s and only recently became the widely used accepted term.
You are also delusional if you think this is a left wing thing and the right doesn't create a new buzzword every week.

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>>222655176
and what of joan baez?

>>222655163
Women really see blokes like this and think yeah get me impregnated

>>222655132
LOL

>>222655212
thats a man

>>222655195
uninformed, stupid

The alt-right and their buzzword psychodrama

>>222654637
Being cheeky aren't we?

I CAN SLAP A TOMATO

only a mere 11 hours until the football

expected to drive 2 hours there and 2 hours back to watch my brother run a shitty 10k and he can't even be bothered to send me a text to tell me he's doing it. not showing up

the alt right well

Need to lose gay porn weight but I hear the call of the lager

ate some tuna and stomachberg is not liking it

>>222654709
Mad how this became a meme

just sat in my seat
will be another day of watching mindless stuff on youtube and stardew valley wanks

>>222655263
they should produce gay porn beers

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halloo

right then might get on them and by might I shall

sucking a gay porn blacky

actually mental how posh david gilmour is

>>222655290
are you referring to the incel beers

i grew up in the projects

>>222655206
the alternative is a neek and that's just icktacular
so the emotionally unhinged maniac is simply must be

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Heading off out on me e-scooter for a bit. Too warms to be inside all day.

>>222655284
feels sad knowing she lived in bradford and was surrounded by browns

Sir Mike Enoch

https://xcancel.com/Ahab4Eva/status/2062250173888155802#m

>>222655302
david gilmour is very similar to raymond van barneveld

right lets get the fucking cunting grass mown

porn has made me uninterested in sex and ashamed of my penis size.
Well done, you’ve got what you wanted.

Going to Tescohen to get the beers in early, surely nobody else will have thought of that

the secret to cooking is so add more than the recipe says and cook for less time than the recipe says

are you the Windows 98 filesystem because you're FAT and 32

>>222655369
for me it's adding soy sauce to everything

>>222655349
Is she dead

sat outside William Hill waiting for Mousey's Patreon update

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>>222655354
don't you ever mow my fucking lawn again. It's my wife's pussy, I mean lawn, and I like fucking my own lawn.

>>222655379
scream nigger this is me. such an easy way to add umami to any dish isn't it

>>222655350
scream
we could never do this here that guy would get 900 years in prison

if you browse my porn folder it is abundantly clear my biggest fetish is huge tits and second biggest is oral fixation

>>222655373
actually screamed at this
not even that funny

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>>222655369
It is isn't it?

>>222655354
Alri Reagan from the Exorcist

>>222655379
>adding soy sauce to everything
Tell you what mate try Maggi Liquid Seasoning instead
It is soy sauce but better ok

why are all the beers in big packs so rubbish its all harp carlsberg tennents bud bud light carling heineken stella kronenbourg give me 24 cans of something INTERESTING

>>222655416
my favourite movie

>>222655399
sir howard hamlin

>>222655379
based af.......

>>222655354
Need to get mine done before the rain but fuck off am I doing it in this heat
Will wait for the perfect time and then smash it out in the nick of time

you cannot even begin to imagine the foul pungent aroma of my balls right now

rorke watching videos from the 80s and 90s and commenting how there aren't any of them around

>>222655373
turned my life around, now I'm exFAT

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rorke

Based x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWa9iPkklI

>>222655474
i could kill him with my bare hands

>>222655474
would batter this little cunt into a paste

>>222655350
LOOOL what the fuck is this site??

>Elvis to the rescue

Not digging the "white" part of their equation, but everything else was true as we all know

currently laying on my bed with the pillow propped up on the right corner of the headboard and i am laid diagnoally so my feet are at the bottom left corner of the bed. i am typing on my wireless keyboard and trackpad combo and using my 32" monitor which is positioned on my desk at the front-right corner. i have pulled my desk forward so that it is next to the edge of the bed. I am also wearing wireless earbuds for audio. My current drink of choice is an orange squash which i am drinking from my McDonalds Grimace Goalkeeper World Cup cup. I am wearing nothing but boxer shorts which have a horizontal striped pattern consisting of pink, light grey, black, and white.

/brit/ is an NTFS (Neets Trannies Fatties and Sociopaths) general

>>222655469
my balls dont smell but my arse crack does. bit odd innit

>>222655530
ok

Trying to work out what's the earliest I can start drinking without having gone full racist before kick-off

>>222655474
caberge if he swole

rorke has never had a gf
leftypol has had multiple gfs and bfs

currently laying on my bed with the pillow propped up on the right corner of the headboard and i am laid diagnoally so my feet are at the bottom left corner of the bed. i am typing on my wireless keyboard and trackpad combo and using my 32" monitor which is positioned on my desk at the front-right corner. i have pulled my desk forward so that it is next to the edge of the bed. I am also wearing wireless earbuds for audio. My current drink of choice is an orange squash which i am drinking from my McDonalds Grimace Goalkeeper World Cup cup. I am wearing nothing but boxer shorts which have a horizontal striped pattern consisting of pink, light grey, black, and white.

nigga uses xcancel

>>222655530
doxxable info this

is it too early for lunch?

does all your lives just revolved around alcohol? most of you don't even drink socially, you just drink in your rooms alone

>>222655550
are you kidding ? rorke and leftypol go tonto for each other cocks balls and arseholes like it's lemon party or something

>>222655419
mad how a post like this influences me more than a glowing review in The Times

>>222655546
problem for me is I just fall asleep. Last week I'd finished all my wine before 8 oclock and was passed out asleep on the sofa, missed an entire match then woke up and went to bed

just took a vile shit the type of shit where you sit there for like 5 minutes after still on the toilet seat