miles edish
>>222662189used to know a lad called marriott bonvoy
can’t be dealin with this
grab her by the pussy
>>222662233strange and hurtful lie
it's hot
>>222662258alri marriott
>>222662260outsideactiveee
well thats summer over. time to stuff the tower fan back in its box tape it up and return it
>>222662189You know I will be honest I get sad when I see cute women because I know they will not be attracted to me especially me I am kind of like a pariah from Warhammer
should i get the pixel 10 or pixel 10a?
Women look pretty and gentle but they're freaks who find fat balding men sexually attractive and want to scran mens hairy arses
>>222662260the so called 'Not-all'
>>222662189don't make the new when i'm in the middle of a discussion with another lad you stupid yank asshole
>>222662324lower your tone when you speak to the superior english colony
Genuinely forget that I'm interacting with people that have actually never seen a vagina in real life. I get adult virgins as a concept but I just don't think I can wrap my head around the reality of such an existence.
nth for the baddiedem
>>222662308congratulation it's a boy!
don't have parents me, was born out of poo like an uruk-hai
everyone says there's no money but they found money for aircons real quick didn't they DIDN'T THEY YEAH THEY FUCKING DID
>>222662314>who find fat balding men sexually attractive?
football should be on NOW
>>222662352Never met a woman before?
>>222662349not really. british people famously don't buy them
let a black guy pound your arse for britain
>>222662341never even seen an exposed breasticle if you can believe that
i'm fat and bald and have had several gfshe checks out
>>222662296get both, try them out for a few weeks, return the one you don't like
why do poor people always have expensive shit like tattoos and vanity plates?if i ever get rich enough to buy a lambo i'm just gonna go for a standard plate to make a statement
She is the ideal woman for me
rorke is FINISHED
*larps*
>>222662359Reckon she'd pin me down, sit on top of me, spit in my mouth, call me pathetic and then choke me unconscious?
Starmer has said he won't be watching the football because he's normally in bed by 9 at the weekends but he'll watch the highlights tomorrow morning
>>222662296funny how if you had a british flag this would have 5 replies already
>>222662341i have. i had a baby sister and had to change her nappy when i was 16
>>222662371I struggle to honestly. Seen my first breast at 15, that was 20 years ago and I still get excited at every viewing
>>222662380isnt she the sloppy seconds of the shota's brother?
>>222662362not really
>>222662228corrrrr sizzly
>>222662388Weird autistic nazi freak with ugly nailsHope she's sent to life in prison
>return them if you dont like itnot sure if im just autistic but i cannot stand returning things, just feels wrong to own a product momentarily then just give it back with no charge
>>222662388what in the reincarnation
>>222662341how is that mad at allseems incredibly easy to understand
>>222662388that a trannyx
>>222662407I don't know I just want a woman who would date a unlikable freak like me but sadly I am kind like the pariahs from 40k my existence causes me pain and suffering
>>222662432autism
>>222662400um
grandadjoe1933 is the food reviewer on the rise Get in early on him
>>222662430the goo from her fanny and the pooey sweat from her arsehole will be all over her knickers with her sitting like that
life a gay porn no one know how many gay porn you get
>>222662283activeee
>>222662457thanks cody
>>222662449>I am kind like the pariahs from 40kdont know what that is mate sorry
I remember the bloke that won apprentice few years back said his business was in aircon fitting for homesSugar said isn't the money in commercial businesses and he said fuck no I worked 20 years in that the money is in domestic now. He must be swimming in gold rn
>>222662449what no pussy does to a mfer
Chernobyl wouldn't have gone down like that if i was in the control room, i can tell you that much
>>222662479knees are so hot
National Rebirth is a phrase taken directly fascist political theory
>>222662463for me it's ken
Wish I could've joined the NJP in America Striker, Balogh and Conte are so based
>>222662502i thought it was taken from The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth DLC
>>222662388
>>222662486alan sugar? more like alan dust and cobwebs
>>222662513It's Balogun he plays for USA as Striker
>>222662502*starts raping you at 20 mph*
>>222662510thats steve wallis wife murder
>>222662513so based and true bro pipelining every problem to jews and blacks, if only we had a heckin white utopia where every problem just vanishes like the good ol days......... maybe then i wouldnt be a virgin freak
rape rorke
>>222662502And that's a Good Thing!
>>222662478what is the extent of your 40k knowledge
>>222662535im a black brainless bastard from the darkest depths of mumbai and this is my favourite webm
got a secret lads... i'm david beckham
>>222662575s
>>222662575sc
>>222662554alright Jamal Ginsberg
>>222662575im a cat
might ride my bicycle to taco bell
anyone screaming
>>222662371seen them on beaches in europe many times so you could try going there
>>222662573i know the ermperor is some 20,000 year old zombie stuck to his chair and he had a bunch of kids/clones some of whom hate him
>>222662596you can't ride your bike on a stroad
they're calling it "goonbait" i call it being homosexual!!!
whats the fucking point
i dont like fat girls
>>222662603fair enough
>>222662594alri ashley (male name in britain)
>>222662513literally who
got my cock between my thighs and squeezing it squeezing it squeezing it squeezing it crushing the balls a bit too but it's worth it
leftypol making a false report to terror enforcement about his nan after she refer to it as a paki shop
why isn't panama's national anthem van halen
>>222662641Eric Striker Warren Balogh Greg ConteThey're American National Socialists.
rape cody
you can take plane anywhere in the world
>>222662644careful with that mate
>>222662582Bender like Beckham
>>222662664
give it a rest rorke
That's the Chinese orderedno he's not a man
>>222662189
being a national socialist in a place where every person is either part brown or obese and white makes no sense
lads, i miss Boris
just thrown a melty in the kitchen as mumberg keeps wiping her wet hands on the tea towel
>>222662667i know. my dad got one direct to financial district in lower manhattan
>>222662260shes fucking rancid
the race of bhenchods is failing
Every time I see an attractive woman I feel no sexual desire towards her just a burning desire to immediately kill myself in an extremely painful and horrific manner because IWNBAWI think when I was developing, either in the womb or at onset of puberty, the metaphorical wires for "sexual attraction" and "self identification" got crossedFwiw I'm not AGP (turned on by crossdressing) nor attracted to women or to men. I suppose I have a meta-attraction towards men in that being treated socially like a woman and fucked like one validates my sense of self image and makes me feel good.
>>222662487I don't leave my room anymore except for food and the gym because I am kind of a freak or rat creature there is no way on earth a woman would be attractive or go near me
headed to the paki. you want owt?
>>222662706My sister does thisHate her
why are indians so intelligent
>>222662713modes get him
>>222662713Yummerz
>>222662706whats wrong with that?
>>222662713insanely tight arsehole but quite a loose stringy fanny. needs balance
kicking the kfc front door off its hinges and sprinting into the back and doing a cannonball into the deep fryer
>>222662713where does puss end and anus begin honestly how do shaggers differentiate when they've got thier tongue down there
>Secrets behind Wayne Rooney's astonishing World Cup 'glow up': KATIE HIND reveals what's behind his slimmer physique, thicker hair and fresher complexion
ok so that's an arse and fanny
>>222662713my sister does this
A lot of interesting analogues between the male and female sex organs Can clearly see how they correspond to each other
>>222662706that's what it's for
23 year old grandpa yank with his run on sentences has made an appearance once again
*makes the white people face*
>>222662759corr post her
soi cryi pray and i beggggglove me love mesay that you love mefool me fool mego on and fool me
>>222662752Katie Hind is fucking blind
>>222662627Really love girls with massive thick manes like that. Unfortunately the wifeberg has rather thin hair and there's nothing that can be done about it at this stage other than wank to girls with lots of hair
>>222662752that hair cost easily north of 200k then you look at baldie alan shearer who looks better than him
i was born in 1990
>>222662748they dont. a little tickle on the bumhole is a erotic
>>222662727olde english forty and a carton of lucky strikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
>>222662727AI slop that clearly indicates you have no clue about British culture That's not what corner shops aka Paki shops look like and that's not how the term is used eitherGo away and never come back
>>222662344corr good song by the who>>222662359absolutrly rancid>>222662382christ disgustin'>>222662388cringe>>222662430*vomits*>>222662535vapid, baffling and ugly>>222662581rancid and balding>>222662627feral in a disgusting way>>222662625a man
I wish I was never born most days I feel like somehow me not existing makes the world a better place for everyone
leftypol running home with his day pass to the gherkin like the scene in charlie and the chocolate factory when he gets the golden ticket
>>222662653That's a true report Rorke what if nanberg goes postal and kills all the pakis in the paki shop?
>>222662775yeah he's just had a shave and a wash
i drew this about 5 years ago. it's a watering can and some flowers
>i was born in 1990
>>222662766theres 2 of themon in Florida and one in Massachusettsone is pretending he went to taiwan and brought home a taiwanese gf and the other is complaining about his toil both have an IQ around 75
Is it possible to move out on a 35k salary lads?I have over 80k saved up so I was thinking of putting a big deposit down for a small flat
>>222662788then you get the ol' poomouth
rip christian conservative commentator charlie cook
>>222662819cute
born in 1996 zoomers born after 2000 arent people
>>222662827i moved out on a 18k salary and have never earned more than 34k
>>222662819had quite enough time to add a background to it i would think, a garden or some other vision of nature perhaps
>>222662822ffs what is in the water over there man
I am at a junction in my life.
>>222662807
>>222662798You're so fucking stupid it cannot be understated >>222662727Met a girl from Michigan when I was on my gap yah in Asia and she was super lefty occupy wall street type and I was absolutely astonished when she referred to a booze shop as a packie. Anyway we made sense of it all and then we fucked.
that shit was 10 months ago and I still hear that nigga's name almost every dayis this how it will be until the end of time?I've never seen someone's name outlive their actual spirit for so longEven when queenberg died we moved on after 72 hours.Michael Jackson probably a week.Paul O'Grady took us about 3 months.But Charlie's still chugging along.
>>222662463
>>222662827no you need to earn at least 95,000 to move
>>222662877grim
>>222662260why do they all keep coming to london
>>222662827yeah you can see what you can borrow then add that to your deposit and look from there
>>222662877great
been watching vids on youtube of kids saying retarded shitpure comedy
>>222662848Do you consider yourself a Millennial or zoomer?
feels weird to see a woman without a penis in /brit/
nigga saw a woman's vagina and said "grim"
australopithicus
>>222662877men pay for shite like thisjust no point is there
>>222662863not going to say anything bad about my countryI'm a US patriot you see
>>222662827I haven't lived at home since uni. My first job was minimum wage and back then that was like 14k a year. Don't be a bitch just fucking leave and live your own life
PIG FUCK
>>222662922fanny or pictures of fanny
>>222662927Yeah you're a missile allright
>>222662877me penis would be too small to penetrate this
>>222662927ur a straight up golem dawg
me? not a connoisseur of fanny you could say
looks a bit like chopped meat doesn't it
>>222662934Do you manage to save much though?
>>222662946hi penis would be too small to penetrate this, i'm thirsty
Ims-- scremaign
>>222662960Homosex is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4idpeHAo9Ew
any any frightened pathetic small baby men in
>>222662964ham slices
>>222662896refuse to believe a fit young girl in a major city is 'completely alone'
>>222662964a conundrum for a red blooded vegetarian gooner like myself
leftypol posting on r/blackpeopletwitter
>>222662987im a cat
>>222662950that not true at all you hateful oaf x
they've always got that wogbox on
>>222662987*shrieks in terror then scuttles into the shadows behind some large object, as a roach or rat does
>>222662987ktimmy
one cannot simply walk into /brit/its black gates... guarded by more than just incels...there is evil there that does not sleep...
>>222662967Eh ups and downs, lived in shared houses a lot when I was younger which was cheap rent. Stopped doing that when I had a proper gf and rented for a few years, then married her and bought a house. I'm on 50k and she's on 25ish so we can save a bit but cozzielivs keeps fucking us over and she always wants to spend any money we do save on holidays and home improvements and weddings and shit
>>222662978aye might be the case
why is it even called an air conditionsit's not conditioning the air
this no way to live but im livin it
need a gay gamer boyfriend unironically
all normal people should be killed right now this instant
>>222663022>one cannot simply walk into /brit/yeh?watch me
Any rude boys online?
I've never had sex lads
Je t'aime, je t'aime, oh, oui, je t'aimeMoi non plusOh, mon amourComme la vague irrésolue
>>222663058the donnnn
>>222663068come over
gonna get a gas station coffee that tastes like pure liquid butter with sugar
saw a woman on the beach who looked a bit like a trans content creator i follow on fansly
you got that auralike minnesota so fresh so water
for me it's the gen z boss and a mini
Can I get one last (You) before I kill myself? Thanks
>>222662296Seems a much better choice than getting a Chinese phone which will send all your data to the Chinese Communist Party
>>222663079should have told her that she'd have been like "wow omg really haha x"
>>222663077walked into the tattoo shop and asked for some tattoos
>>222662916bit of both honestly more millennial if i had to give a definitive answer
Je t'aime, je t'aime, oui, je t'aimeMoi non plusOh, mon amour, tu es la vague
>222663088No
>>222663088Never kill yourself
>>222663068me neither unless e sex counts
>>222663068kek this is me
>>222663047least gay australian
>>222663108fat beasts
>>222663068Sorry to hear that I genuinely think I would slide full on into massive drug addiction and alcoholism if I didn't have sex to keep me somewhat with it
>>222663093do women like it when you ask if they're trans?
>>222662655did Ecuador play Sash?
>>222663108haha i took this in notting hill
>>222663121yes they also love it when you use sites like fansly
MOUSECORD WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Kobbie Mainoo to START for England tonight!
Po
roar
>>222663088Do not do it
If I got teleported back to 1950s and I was the only one with ChatGPT I would’ve been literally able to take over the whole world
deep unfunny spastics, zoomers and bots in here. fuck this im going to /sp/
find it misleading when doomer vloggers say they live in extreme isolationa nd completely alone when they in fact have friends of even partners
>>222663091Think I'd rather the Chinese have my data than the UK govt who will immediately hand it off to palantir and then they'll set up a intervention with all my loved ones where they read out a selection of my worst posts on here and then I'll be a pariah and lose my job and be forced to work in the palantir datamines in indentured servitude for the rest of my life
>>222663183every single lonely feminoid
what colour was the boathouse at Hereford?
So TADC is basically about who some guy is an asshole to everyone and pushes them away, then kills himself and as a result everyone's lives improved, and then they find out he was a dick because he was a repressing tranny, even though this was never previously hinted at earlier in the series?
Alri ladsMom just texted me saying shes getting a 'izzaGetting my dick sucked and fucked tomorrow when my gf vists meGot a good feeling bout dis weekend x
cake?
224613190be quiet
>>222662888thats the mad guy who fries everything in lard. Eggs, chips, bacon
>>222663158another changed man
>>222663202why do you keep posting this
>>222663128Haha I thank you for your service. Amazing how they keep coming up with new ways to not wear clothes.
If you're scared about China and Communists having your data, but not the UK/US governments, Israel, Palantir, etc then I'm afraid you have been thoroughly mindraped by the establishment
>>222663213need her to menstruate all over those pristine panties
>>222662872Somehow If I was never born the world would be a better place in general
>>222663200Blue mate don’t question my crediitanials
>>222663222Its only the 2nd time I've ever made a post like this, the first time was like a week agoAnd I post it because it's culturally relevant
>>222663239only 20 and skin already spoiled by sunberg and inkberg
what's worse asking if a woman is trans or if they're pregnant when they're just fat
cant stop thinking about and looking at watches
>>222663213who
>>222663248
>>222663270asking if they're trans and it's not even close, they'll probably have a psychotic breakdown within 24 hours if you pretend you mistook them for a tranny
>>222663270>wait, how are you pregnant? i thought you were trans?
getting tattoos hurts thats why it's probably a form of self harm for S&M chicks
>>222663270trans definitely
want to fuck a watch me. get my willard in those filthy cogs. phwoar
can't stop myself thinking about the toilfu, not good
>>222663269wowlooks much older
>>222663295s
>>222663270Trans worse, they cant say theyre offended and instead have to silently seethe to stop the house of cards theyve built as a worldview from toppling. Nothing they hate more at least they get to have a fucking carry on if someone calls them fat.
vegans be like:can't stop myself thinking about the tofu, not good
>>222663343S
>>222663326yeah that'll be the sun>>222663343pscr
>>222663343meanwhile you're obsessed with and seething about them in your smelly bedroom
>>222663270number of times ive look at the older women in toil and thought yeh thats a mtf. menopause is so cruel
>>222663202>TADCdunno what this is
I'm thinking a kebab wrap after a few bevvies later will go down nicely indeed. Oh aye x
>>222663295raor
parents are on holiday again so i can sit around the house in my bra and pants x
Anyone want a coffee?
>>222663379patriot
>>222663360actual autism moment
>>222663361never happened to me my trannyometer is 100% accurate
>>222663097je t'aime aussi
what's the elvish word for incel?
>>222663396i dont drink dark roasts so no
um x
Cos women think being compared to a tranny is like the worst thing that can happenHey BITCH your entire life is on easy baby tutorial mode why don't you try being the fucking tranny huh then you'd know suffering and daily abuse you didn't imagine was possible and not a soul in the fucking media or world will give a fuck if you get attacked or raped unlike being cis where you can call the police and get therapy just because some ugly guy tried to say hi to you and gave you the ick
sir umbunny
nuffink better den chips cheese doner kebab meat and garlic mayo all overLUSH
this isn't a thread, it's a tomb
>>222663406i dont actually mistake them for mtf. that would impossible especially since i know them but just the odd glance and it's like yeh that jaw, that skin. shame
coffee time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5e2eFZS1IE
>>222663417calm down
>>222663396>tall, dark & columbiani'll have one of those please mate
Selwyn Street at Brewster Street, Kirkdale, 1931 and 2026
>>222662946
>>222663452thought this was grimes for a moment
>>222663438
>>222663414this. yanks seem to drink it exclusively . not sure why. it tastes revolting
>>222663453Eat poo you normgroid cis freak
>>222663474she's like grimes if grimes wasn't a smelly freak
>>222663471mine is like that size soft
>>222663469pretty sure this was in epsteindale
>>222663481take a chill pill
>>222663490FONT
About to prepare steak with a mushroom sauce made from scratch, doing a roux like a proper french cunt, Cornish new potatoes, aer friar prepared broccoli and kale in olive oil and garlic. I'm going to drink the best part of a bottle of red wine in the process and listen to Weezer Pinkerton
right get the fucking new made
>>222663471
>>222663478>first date 27 march>engaged 12 may>married 5 juneirresponsible
>>222663523>>222663523
>>222663515talk me through your roux
How are single men meant to afford living in this country?
>>222663474>>222663486both are perfect
Remember when Grimes was hot on /mu/ and gave all these interviews about her crazy life and backstory and hardships and poverty she'd been through only after she left Musk it turned out all of it was fake, she'd lied about all of it form some reason, acting relatable and normal as always an act she was actually born into money
>>222663490>>222663520Based and SPHpilled x
>>222663553no i just listen to the music
>>222663530In the pan I've done the onions garlic and shrooms in (remove them) melt butter, add plain flour while whisking until they've combined in to a ball of yellow floury goodness. Then slowly add a dash of cream and milk and half a glass of wine while gently whisking and a beef stock cube for flavour. Make it slightly wetter than desired consistency then add back in the vegetables and reduce down
>>222663390HOT
>>222663469Its for the better of society that the locals can now get boozeat 2am from the 24 hour garage
>SPH 330
