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>>222665655>>222665666>>222665688>>222665700holy digits
why won't they just HIRE ME!stupid flecks of shitthey either ghost or deny after the interview
>>222665737why is 77 afraid of 99
>>222665741Are you autistic? It's easy.
You ever apply for a job.... on WEED???
i'd probably just kill myself if i had to work
>>222665741just hire yourself
>>222665810it's not that big a deal
Just ate this massive kebab. It’s was ok I guess. I haven’t eaten fast food slop in so long I think I actually prefer the farmers cheese and strawberries dinner I had last night.
Does /cum/ like Gardevoir
>>222665838>I haven’t eaten fast food slop in so long You just had KFC a day or 2 ago you lying fat fuck
>>222665938Oh dude I forgot about that, you’re right. My bad. That was Tuesday tho so it wasn’t 2 days it was 4 days
>>222665786no, but some people think i am (at least really high functioning)it's even worse since i'm ever so slightly "overqualified" for these positions (my recent similar role put me in between entry level and team lead)>>222665823i'm not rich enough for that and don't want to deal with the overhead of running a businessplus, the only business i can reasonably do with minimal overhead is oversaturated
>>222665938That's a fairly small amount of fast food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>222666090It doesn’t really count because I counted those calories and still hit my macros and calorie limit that Tuesday with the KFC. This is proper fast food slop because I couldn’t count it, but I’m just not going to eat anything else today to minimize the damage.
been here 5 hours
El perro stretchy
>>222666019Are you talking about dropshipping
Test
>>222666019Stop being a dramatic whiny bitch. You don't deserve anything
icles
thinkin about girls bras
all the normie went out with their friends while all the truecels stay in cum during the weekend
Went to the fire works store with dadberg and there was a cute alt latina working the register she kept looking back at me
Might watch a movie
>>222666384Finna watch the og Star Wars trilogy tonight
https://youtu.be/OgodBNA3hIghueeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I live in constant pain
>>222641988 >>222648786 hottttt
>>222666468Drawings aren't attractive
>>222666327Whole world in its entirity at a party and were here
Five dollar rotisserie chicken
>>222666513Thos thighs give me a woody
>>222666547Costco, moja kochana
>>222666227i've heard a lot about that and still don't know what it is and, at this point, refuse to look it up. please don't explain it, i don't want to know.i have some experience with art (drawing my whole life and did 3d animation for 13 years) and the only way i can turn that into a "business" with minimal overhead would be selling custom merchandise or educational courses. like i said, oversaturated.>>222666294>dramatic whiny bitchsaid the anon after reading a total of two (2) posts>deservenon sequiturthe only who said anything about "deserving" is you.
I wish I can lose weight
>>222666605this is why i hate autists. you dont get the hint to stfu
>>222666629Cut your mantits off and you'll lose some weight
I smell bad, its hot and im sweaty, i'm halfassed drunk, just spent all my cash in my wallet, i acted autistic around the huzz, cashier i dislike greeted guy that mogs me better than me. Today is not my fucking day
>>222666728*Kicks you in the nuts* There now you have something to complain about
>>222666728who asked
I like turtles I think they are neat
i feel dirty since i woke up so i will take a shower
Where the rope at>>222666788>>222666817
>>222666702man you're kind of whiningit seems pretty bitchylike some sort ofwhiny bitch
>queuing up a bunch of videos on YouTube on tv>walk away to grab coffee, come back entire queue is goneYouTube is such trash
>>222666728>around the huzzHusband? Post tits baby
>>222666605>have some experience with art (drawing my whole life and did 3d animation for 13 years) and the only way i can turn that into a "businessDraw furry porn
>>222665838>eating kebabYou're part of the problem
>>222666905at least im not an autistic faggot
>>222665741become self-employed, its what i did
Redditors discovered the /cum/ joke, now it's overused and not funny.I hate women so much it's unreal
I'm gay I'm a faggot I'm a homosexual
I haven't seen fk or that autistic cumbum poster lately
>>222667032>>222666905Now kiss
>>222665741>>222667061We are literally living in the second great depression.
>>222667092
>>222667124Kys. Now.
>>222665838Love kebab. Sad that it's harder to find in America One time I went to this kebab place in Slovakia and the workers there all looked Asian. Wondered if they were maybe those russian Asians like Kazakhs or Uzbekis
>>222667092Thank Biden and Democrats>>222667182I don't want Muslim food in my country.
>>222665791if your a weed smoker just forget about ever getting hired.
>>222666980that's the other thing, getting your stuff in front of a specific audience seems challenging and generative AI makes it seem like it would be even harderthat's why i'm currently going all in on Regular Job™>>222667032well considering your "whiny bitch" post was projection, i'm unconvinced>>222667092so how long is this gonna last cause my savings will only last me two years
>>222666995Lol I would NEVER buy food from a place that was staffed by a black or brown person here. It was staffed by Poles, like 99% of fast food here
>>222667208>don't want Muslim food in my countryDo you also never eat Mexican food ? It's just food man relax it's not a political statement to eat something
jewish dentists be like your child has a 0.0001 mm gap in between two teeth they need braces immediately
>>222667232Only shit jobs demand a piss test
Theres 1.4 billion indians out there.
>>222667279Everything is political.
>>222667516It's just fast food stop being so dramatic. Individually boycotting something doesn't do anything anyway
>>222667182For me personally I prefer Donairs to Kebabs but more power to you
I asked i care
>>222667571I'm saying I don't want foreign food in my country.
>>222667641Do you live off of wild game and berries?
Why is this redditor mad I don't eat foreign food
>>222667728Why do you care so much what people choose to eat sperg
>>222667707>nooooooooooo you can't domesticate bison and caribouuuuu that's racisstt!!faggot
>>222667583I thought they're the same thing
>>222667261>It was staffed by PolesAnd who owns it? 99% chance it's a Nafri, Arab, Turk, or maybe a Jew.That being said I did get some when I was in Marseille, incredible meal.
i can fix her
i watched pans labyrinth here back in 09
>>222667757He's trolling you retard and you just keep taking the bait
>>222667728he owns a foreign food restaurant
Nothing wrong with arabs, you can just throw hands with the backwards jihadi types, and the others are as performative as christcucks
>>222667782>eating a rich meal aloneAND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF DIRT
Got AI to make a cool image
Fire your boss and create a new future
>>222667765Never said that.
>>222667867I wasn't alone. A older rich man paid for my trip and my meal
>>222667782redeem???
>>222667848brown hands posted this
I hate life
>>222667954I am a supreme bedouin
Matching with a milf is easy. Turning that match into a real life shagging session though is just as hard as bagging a regularly aged foid
Installed the new CPU (Ryzen 9 5950X) and made this. So much CPU headroom. I am not used to this. https://voca.ro/1lPIps9QcoKn
>>222668006Foids don't match with the intention of bangin, they just want self validation.
Is there anything more annoying than the sound of a child's laughter
might get tattoos and a nose ring and learn to play the fiddle, banjo and harmonica
business idea: convince women to have sex with me
Playing piano in church
Waiting for this motherfucker to rate me so I can get my (heavily taxed) payment
>>222668027are you gonna compress a lot of glue with that ryzen 9
>>222668046Yeh it's like ego validation that they could possibly get someone like this
bussyness idea
There are sexy big booby latinas right now living in poor corrugated metal shacks
>>222668136Glue compressor is the goated Ableton stock plugin ON MY MAMMA.
anime is so cringe
About to change a car air filter for the first time ever and I am freaking shakingI got the whole lefty loosy right tightly bit but any other protips from the gearheads of /cum/?
>>222668346Cabin or engine?
>>222668308This is why I only go to used bookstores.
>>222668357Engine, so this is the big leagues. Failure is not an option
>>222668346you've got to be joking me
>>222668390watch a youtube video on how to do it for your car
>>222668395A joke that I am attempting to diy such a tough job?I am saving 600 dollars doing it myself
>>222668431even the STEALERSHIP (thanks for that one uncle bobby, hilarious) will only charge you $50 to replace the air filter and it takes literally 1minute.
>>222668346>got the whole lefty loosy right tightly bit but any other protipsTear it out with your bare handsTools are for weaklings
>>222668308I bought a cyberpunk genre book the other day
>>222668467maybe the dealership aint so bad then
>>222668346honestly you seem kind of retarded so take a picture of the old air filter in the proper position before you take it out, that way you can reference the photo when you put the new filter in and don't put it in backwards
>>222668346just look up a youtube video on your car's make and model before you do anything
>>222667946>redeemThat's an Arab or a Black guy, it was Marseille not Montreal>>222667867I don't think eating alone is sad or weird, I like the tranquility
Kinda wish I had a giant, way too loud, diesel pick up
I don't ever do any work on my carIf it runs it runs. I leave it up to God
>>222668656go buy one then
>>222668671money
>>222668680get a jerb
>>222668669You'll regret that when your brake fluid turns to water
>>222668669God wants you to maintain your bodily health so by extention you should do the same for other things.
>>222668718god would destroy all engines if he existed
>>222668669you are a FOID
>>222668693never
>Scientists and mathematicians calculate the odds of an exact, specific individual being born at about 1 in 400 trillionYou have been very lucky anon
Nature is healing
>>222668782or very unlucky
>>222668694>when your brake fluid turns to waterWhat's so bad about that >>222668748I'm not, I'm just super lazy
>>222668782i am very very unlucky
>Israel signs peace deal>white people are disgusting posts increase hundredfoldsAmerigolems you allow this
No matter how much you hate foids, you will never hate foids aa much as a foid hates a better looking foid
my car got a bad serpentine belt
hey anon, I heard you were hung like a light switch. is that true?
>>222668649How much did you tip
Baby I love you too much dont slut yourself out like that baby you're too precious for that put those tiddies back and please wear a veil you beautiful angel
i'll never show my penis to a fag but if you're a woman you only need to as, hell i might show you even if you dont ask
So I went to a burnign spear concert and he was 81 and didn't even have dreads and his sense of drama was impacted (I mean, I AM a yacht rocker), but the guy is a musical instrument, basically, he is a saxman...with his voice
>>222668797>10/29/2025
>>222668961>How much did you tipNot much I just paid a rough amount of cash and left it there because the legion gave me ~750 EUR in cash for my troubles. I still have some Euro coins in the fanny pack they gave me.
>>222669030I know you like the slick groove...you may be a vaguely Irish white guy, but in your heart you are Lionel Ritchie
>>222668390It's one screw or a couple clips. Take out the old. Put in the new. Refasten whatever. Done. Unless your engine was built by retards or autistic savants and made it so you have to remove multiple things just to get access to the filter.
>Characters have to go to England >"London Calling" by The Clash plays over a montage of the plane landing
>>222669096I had a very mentally ill friend as a kid that used "bloody" all the time, he quite literally had psychosis. He tried to kill me at my 11th birthday party when I made an arrow to the knee joke one too many times and he just snapped.
I had a nightmare where i woke up with a sewing needle stabbed into the tip of my penis it was really fucking scary and even after waking up for real checking my dick repeatedly throughout the day it still feels strange like being grossed out by picrel and fearing i have a needle stuck on my dick
the top 5% of men get most of the women
>>222669377Forgot pic. Obviously not like this literally but its the kinda recurring fear in my mind you get after almost eating a rotten thing or something
People are demons from the bowels of hell>>222669417I feel an impulse to chew on this and eat it
>>222668927check the tensioner first
Mad how a literal fucking wog from the slums of new delhi will be made ruler of 80% white ohio simply because he likes israelFuck this jew country and may its 250th year be its last...
>>222668860Jews will only be at peace when the last gentile is dead After that i assume they will die out due to having nobody to parasite off of
>>222669501Really makes you wonder. Why do whites worship Jews so much? Is it really "Muh Jews are oppressing me!" if they're willingly bowing down?
>>222669501Grim
>During his time at Roivant Sciences, Ramaswamy launched a subsidiary, Axovant, which purchased an experimental Alzheimer's drug for $5 million. After taking the company public in 2015, its valuation soared to $2.2 billion prior to completing clinical trials. Shortly after the valuation peaked, Ramaswamy sold off a large portion of his shares. When the drug subsequently failed its clinical trials, Axovant's stock crashed by more than 70%, leading critics to accuse him of artificially inflating the stock and participating in a "pump-and-dump" style grift that enriched him while leaving other investors with heavy losses.
>>222669552Jews are a criminal syndicate and if you go against them they will ruin your life, make you unemployable, put you in prison, and even kill you if you go hard enough against them. Most people would rather bow down then have to go through all of that. There is some Christian whack a doodle crap but that is the main reason.
>>222669648Ultra capitalist and ultra zionist brown indian who made billions scamming white people out of their moneyThe GOPs new darling ladies and gentlemen
>>222669501He won't win, committed the cardinal sin of talking down to Boomers in an older rust belt state
>>222669730He will winJews will flood the zone with billions of dollars and the orange sanhedrin slave zion don trumpf will endorse him and the goycattle will vote for him because they are subhuman
>well, it's action, ain't it?>Nick the Greek
Rather have whole foods open up in Canada than Buc ees
>"Fuck this jew country and may its 250th year be its last..." niggas on Monday morning
lel
precious irrecoverable day of my life wasted entirely in bed award
I think of you when I touch myself
COMPANEEEEEE FACE FORWARD
>>222669956TEEEN HUT! PRESENT ARMS!
How can Europe survive without AC?
>>222670074I have AC, and I'm in Slovenia
This needs to be banned everywhere.
>>222668669your brake rotors are probably walmart logos
My hand keeps on stroking stroking .. strokinggg my penisI want to goon like an incel To the boobies
>>222670131I don't know what a brake rotor isIt can be any shape it wants to be
Girl at Hot Topic said she liked my fit…
>>222670166what were you wearing?
>>222670107Citizen Vigilante was released by Quiver Distribution, a company based in LA run by Israelis Berry Meyerowitz and Jeff Sackman. It's goyslop Zionist propaganda in the same vein as the Golan-Globus movies from the 1980s and 90s.I can't believe these guys are now trying to present the latest shit Uwe Boll took in a film can as some kind of glorious demonstration of white power. When I was a teenager my friends and I used to recommend his movies as a troll.
>>222670166she was lying
>>222670197My grandmother's underwear
Carlos, a bad dude, he hit me up on whatsapp to tell me he took some of my jaca from my yard.He has a nice rancho.>>222670166>Hot Topicwhat year is it?didn't know they still exist
>>222670217bit of a reach here
>>222670260
COMPANY! FORWAAAARD *MARCH!*
>>222670166Are you a girl
vibe rn
>SQUAD!>WE'VE GOT BOGIES>ON THE SIX!
>>222669552Decades of propaganda as well as the weird relationship protestants have with jews
>>222670282>Carlosdang it
I wanted to go out with dad but he said it's too hot outside feels bad
What posting in /cum/ is genuinely like
>>222669787>Jews will flood the zone with billions of dollars and the orange sanhedrin slave zion don trumpf will endorse himThe difference is he's not White and he publicly dislikes Christianity. They can't pull a Gallrein with it.>>222670217It's the Red Scorpion of our time. Much like Apartheid South Africa though Israel is doing it way too late in the game.
1-3 cups of coffee energize me3-5 make me feel depressive and nauseous
>>222670445>I wanted to go out with dad>but he said it's too hotyou shouldn't date your dad, incest is wrong
>>222670488Bro is a loss class word just like boss. I only ever refer to my friends as gentlemen in arms
>>222670499Put down the crack and learn how to read cletus
>>222670529>gentlemen in armsKinda gay desu
ayo this nigga wants to date his dad!!! SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
>MY>ASS>IS >HEAVY!
>>222670566Can you go one day without thinking about gay incest cletus
Well, I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load
Ate an entire package of chips ahoy reeses cookies fuaaark
>>222670674
too mentally ill to enjoy el futbol
What's a flock camera and why do folx keep smashing em
Life sucks. Should I end it?
MAKE EMPLACEMENTS! HUT! KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PERIMETER!
>>222670792Yeah but make sure to take out some politicians or journalists with you. Don't die in vain
time for the /cum/ hydration break
>>222670739score some faakin goooals
https://youtu.be/B8uJbE60hhg?is=MKThnMdSHjeZk5X5
>>222670497donald trump doesn't drink coffee so what the fuck do you make of that you duck fucking dumbass
A genie offers to transform you into a chad, but you can only have sex with women who are 60+. Do you accept?
>>222671283There are some sexy af 60 year olds, yes I'll accept
What's the difference between a chud and a sigma
Courteney Cox wore a dress that showed off a lot of her boobas in "The Longest Yard"
>using words like chad>fetish fantasy larp questionYeah no
>>222671192He also eats like a toddler so what
Don’t fuck with me I’m in a bad mood
>>222671192No it's alcohol he doesn't drink
I'm racist but I must admit that black people are funnier than white people on average
>spend night drinking alone >Entirety of next day too tired to do anything Sometimes i wonder if drinking is really worth it. Feels like it just saps my energy so bad for only like 1-4 hours of enjoyment
>>222671407>smoke weed all night>sleep like a baby>wake up feeling great>smoke weed all day
>>222671403Weak b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztj36lnGRNo>listen to slick pop funk>get absolutely wrecked>yeah!
Current vibe
>>222671429I genuinely believe it thoughbeitseriously post something that's actually funny that's come from 4chan since 2016there is nothing, just fucking frogs and wojaks and ai slop
>>222671403bigger dicks too
I have two phones and I take both with me when I use the bathroom (one in my hands and the other resting on my thigh)
>>222665853
>>222671497God i fucking hate footfags so much
A mau mau
I made 300 cold calls today and got 7 answers.
I like the idea of capeshit comics I just wished they weren't all so incredibly and needlessly pozzed
Italian gf would be kino
>>222671554I got 99 bitches today but only 1 problem
>>222670282hot topic is a funko pop distributor
really wish we could just round up all the bums and mulch them into fertilizer
>>222671578Your penis don't work?
Trust is a deadly thing
Critics are saying /cum/ is a mix of the meek and the mean spirited
>>222671559Why
>>222671605I'm mean spirited but I'm trying to become more neutral
>>222671594well that's relative to the Bolivian marching powder, according to Jay McInerney
>>222671605i am neither, I am corrupt, really, or so I'd like to think
Would you join a mild cult if doing so would grant you a qt wife?
>>222671629She doesn't look like a hoe or bad person, your an idiot, lum.
>>222671466>I genuinely believe itI don't believe you
>>222671637so is this the mormon church or what
>>222671554the main reason I don't like cold calls is because I'd never answer one lol
can’t believe i work 40 hours a week to drive an ate up 20 year old tweakermobile that looks like it’s been in a warzone. i might as well smoke actual crack
Need more of that stupid juice
>>222671613she would cook me pasta
Im a big fan of white and asian women kissing
>>222671644>She doesn't look like a hoe or bad person>I wholeheartedly just trust that she hasn't fucked and sucked 500 guys because she has bleached blonde hair and is making a cutesy pose in her photo>the only reason she doesn't want to say it is because it's obviously absurd that she's had the cum of hundreds of different men on her face and in her mouth, she just won't even humor it!
>>222671526mio mao mio mao la la la lala
>>222671650Not the mormon church itself, but a small town that is overwhelmingly mormon and you are stuck in a mormon HOA with a LOT of power
>>222671633You was salty yesteday
>>222671681I'd rather drive a hooptie than lose a quarter of my paycheck to some fuck ass loan
>>222671711i was? i shouted I AM THE SQUIRE! at people, that was really funny, I though
>>222671681same I earn above the median income and I drive a rusty 2008 mitsubishi
>it all got greentextd fail
*thought
>he deleted it AHHHHHH HAAAAAH>>222671747
>>222671747newfags hate this one simple trick
>>222671732i remember a time when a couple months at your summer mcjob could buy something presentable enough to pick up the hoes in. of course those days are over now that i got my own money
>>222671629The rare Leotardo W
>>222671559My co worker married a woman from Sicily
whomst /daydrinking/ here?
The republican party hates the white race more than the Democrat party does
>>222671877It's 10pm
>>222671877just cracked open a strawberry ramune
>>222671895may want to adjust your clock, old timer
>>222671889you have to accept that either way we're totally finished
Catberg wants out!!!
>>222671898a what?
>CockringOn>Kfc fleshlight In hand>Porn siteLoaded
>>222671940why you masturbatin with CHIGGEN son??
>>222671889Republicans are mostly made up of shit skin chicanos. Whereas most democrats are pure blooded anglos
>>222671958Its rubber o algo. Crispy texture feels good on the bare cock head.
>>222671877Drinking the good stuff lets go
>package arrived at the regional facility I live in>departed>now its in another fucking state entirely
anybody else really grossed out by eating pussy? The smell and taste makes me gag
just won a settlement for raping myself
>>222671991very becky-coded drink
Thinking about that time I said something witty and made the whole room laugh
>>222671971>shit skin chicanosAnd blacks, and indians, and fags, and jews, and women, and non white womenBasically everyone but white men are allowed to participate in the GOP
>>222672020Yeah also Dems have all the hot white women. It's clear who is superior
>>222671991the michelob lime is pretty good but I don't think I'd buy that stuff fr
>>222672017I did that once, it was quite literally PERFECT in every way. sad thing is I can't remember what it was we were saying or the context
nah dems have all the mid tier white women. hot women don't get into poolitics
>>222672094jen psaki? taylor swift?
>>222672112yeah ugly. thanks for proving my point.
ayy tone, i fabricated the NEW>>222672111
how the fuck am I supposed to answer this? I cant predict the future
>>222672111>>222672111
>>222672124
>>222672042I remember pol making memes like every democrat is some kind of purple haired ugly freak and then I literally just looked at footage and photos from every rally and the most progressive people were easily the most attractive while all the trump rallies were full of gray-skinned decrepit boomers
>>222672163yeah WHY would ANYONE think demoshits are low class trailer trash with dyed hair what a mystery, SCOOBS
when the pee poos a pie and the pee poo a pee thats amore
peepeepoopoo