special two edition
We in America would call that a genuine buttkicking. Congrats to jolly ole England. Good show ole chaps. Tea and crumpets for all.
I am now 34 years old. Time is a cruel mistress. It slips away like teardrops in the rain, like grains of sand in the wind.
The ClusterBdem are truly the worst in the world
I'm 30 and obese, will kill myself if I'm still obese at 35
Fanny in the catalog
its been multiple years now and the grow up poster is still the undefeated champ of /brit/. Who can stop this animal
>>222671595Ashes to ashesDust to dust
>>222671557https://youtu.be/WmsgtNmc2bM?si=-zraWHOQFH64aCkw
I love black women so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHmBf4ExtZk(8) Oh, he give it to meEveryday, everyday, everydayHe give it to meEveryday, everyday, everydayAnytime, anywhere, baby boy, I can misbehaveBreathe me in, breathe me out, fill me up (8)
that was quite a peng ladyknob to be fair
mind if i watch the television for a bit?
They just confirmed on ITV that Scotland have been knocked out of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
need her shagged
redditflags down
>>222671691>her
>>222671690
test
her
Lads I just remembered another thing about Leeds that was weird. Why do the toilets have that weird shelf at the front? Every time I sat down my nob touched porcelain. I thought it was the hotel at first but then it happened in the airport too (noticed just because it touched in the airport and caught my nob with my hand). Is it like that allow over England?
Going to kill myself soonLife as a white man in this country is impossibleNot going to kill a bunch of people or assassinate politicians before i do it either because it will change nothing
scotland's out LOL
>St. George, Utah boasts the highest self-reported English ancestry in the United Stateswhen are you joining your brothers and sisters in Utah lads?
>>222671690they should have tried to score more goals and concede less
ah yes love my ngubusget them inget them housedget them fedi have lost my mind
>>222671574>>222671574>>222671574all in here lads
>>222671735They’re all Mormon freaks.
>>222671749ough
I just masturbated and it didn't seem to feel as intense as it should have given my level of arousal immediately beforehand also the shape and texture of my cervix felt a bit weirdand I didn't allow myself to climax of course
>>222671765
>>222671735Fuck that, wouldn't want to live in such a hot area, Spain is bad enough
>>222671721I think you just happened to use 2 weird toilets
well, that's scotland done, then
poo
>>222671769grow up young man
>>222671791How would you know? You're an Aussie.
not down at all though is it
>>222671800i make this
>Cape Verde>Remote shithole country of half a million weird muttsThrough to round of 32>Scotland>Over 5 million people, supposedly deserve independenceKnocked out in group stages
>>222671784>interstate 15
what's this wonderwall gimmick then
Alri
>>222671784Spain is at the same latitude as New England lmao it's not even that hot
Fuming that England won and I lost my bets. Wish they'd just do their thing and lose to a team theyre supposed to be able to beat
>England's next game is on Wednesday at 5pmbit quick that
>>222671833is new england directly above the sahara desert?
sir lazy bait
>>222671833Ah yes because latitude is the sole determinant of climate
>>222671802From Yorkshire. Have used toilets in Leeds Bradford Airport. I consider myself highly qualified on toilets in Leeds
>>222671815>india>1.5 Billion people>has NEVER been to the world cup except by default in 1950 because everybody else withdrew>has never produced even an average footballer in history
>>222671853saar that is because we prefer clicket
>>222671738would love to throat her
oooooo did the disgusting porn thing get posted? did it? did it really?grow up you foolish young man
do peope play futsal in this country
>disgusting gay alert!
>>222671858grow up
uh oh boner alert!
>>222671879yeah
>>222671849Well you've convinced me. How far down from the rim would you say there is porcelain in an average Leeds toilet? In inches and from a seated penis perspective.
my fridge appears to have largely defrosted itself so thats good
>>222671905
>heatwave over>gfberg isn't horny 24/7 anymore nowsadwhat is it about the sun that turns them into insatiable animals
laura woods has properly bogged her face hasn't she. no need.
kinda bored.
>>222671917why would leeds specifically have different toilets to anywhere else in britain
>>222671926we all get hornier when it's hot and sunny lad it's not a lady thing
>>222671922ummypops
i deserve sex
who will be facing in the knockouts then lads?
every time someone says anything about a woman, the troon resident poster here replies with uhmmmm ackshuallyyyyy been going on for a while now
>>222671947uh I don't when it's so boiling I can barely muster up the energy to wipe my own arselet alone do any sort of physical activity
putting in a Leeds Toilet at home next week. hired a yorkshireman.
Here's a white victim of a Middle East rape gang no rightoid is interested in acknowledging.
>>222671973i lowkey thought that was a zyn
>>222671973nature's fleshlight
>>222671969you're an outlier then lad. it's a recognised human trait.
>>222671986made me irl giggle
>>222671984>>>/int/cum
>>222671984wtf is the IOF
you deserve nothing
>>222671973stupid fucking thing
grow up mate
>watch: brave indian man defend wife from UK racist man and dog
ooouuu shii
>>222672000is that why africans have big knobs do you reckon
>>222672016Irish Only Fans
>>222671941Dunno but I didn't have this issue in London or in the few Scottish towns visited last year or in Liverpool. It's not often your nob touches the porcelain just from sitting so it stands out.
rorke taking one look at a piglet and undecided as to whether he wants to eat it or shag it
using uk as an adjective is brown coded
>>222672048adam
>>222672016It's what people call the IDF because they refuse to call them Defence when they're exclusively offence
>>222672052YOU SHALL NOT
pic would do numbers on whatever grooming bpd freak pit dead yorkshire lass was in
>>222671917A couple of inches at most. The toilets in Leeds are actually slightly shorter in length so when you sit down it feels like you have a massive pecker. It encourages people to come back.
>>222672055No never
>>222672059Oh right so it's an ESL retard thing
Just remembered what I wanted to ask you lads. Do youse have Sukie in Britain?
>>222672076sir instagram commenter
>>222672059IOF stands for israeli occupation forces Because they are a foreign force occupying territory that isn't theirs
>>222672074?
>>222672078Are you implying the only people against Jews are people with English as a second language? Very odd claim.
ponies immediately deleted but porn stays upmmkay
>>222672080only when your nan's on tour
>>222672096
>>222672074She needed meShame I never got to know her ;_;
soooowhere are the good posts x
>>222672098No I'm saying whoever came up with that stupid linguistic argument is an ESL retard
only reason i dont kms is that im keen to see as many people as possible suffer before me. with this with climate change and all the crisis around the world i'm eating good
Nonces
>>222672113Fucking bitch.
>>222672113She's starting to look like a middle aged woman
>>222672119scranning a poo
Malaponte in?Got a copy of Gottfried Feder's Manifesto for the Breaking of Interest Slavery
>Official: Over 1400 dead following Venezuela earthquakes
Need are Emma to squeeze out a dirt rope into my mouth.
>>222672142>>>/int/cum
>>222672113why she so embarrassed . she's made 00s 000s of pounds doing this. most people can only dream of it
>>222672128big reptilian energy
Limmy just turned his stream off in a huff (h was getting huffy) because England won
>>222672142not funny is it
American food mogs British slop
>>222672143Have you ever considered branching out into Emma's feet? As a casual observer I feel her feet could offer something to the thread.
>>222672175how so
Reckon if I had a higher melanin count than the natives of the country in which I reside, I would try my best to be a respectful, kind, and hardworking citizen so that people wouldn't grow to feel resentful of my ethnicityMad idea aint it
>>222672142mad this many people can blink out of existence and it's just like well that's practically 0% of the world population so it literally doesn't matter
>>222672141Might scran an antelope hill book meself
>>222672175mmhmmm loves me some cheetos deep fried in cola o algo
>>222672195That you should stop spamming your shite little link
>>222672175agreedwould much rather et a humble cheeseburger then a shepherd's pie
>>222672176Not a weirdo foot freak.
oven wont turn onkill myself
>>222672175you are quite literally the goyslop capital of the world tyrone
>>222672213we call them cody not tyrone x
nap toil for me
bbc pushing war with russiawhere do they get off pretending to be the good guys
sex with my beautiful wife multiple times a day
wawsfduggsdfnjkgfdoijhjpigfdsjinh
>>222672191I bought a bunch of books from Clemens and Blair lately.Mein Kampf by Dalton for one
lads is this good
>>222672234CWLTSHC
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
>>222672234would demolish her arsehole
>>222672121It's not an argument. Are you sure you aren't ESL?
sir gymskin
>>222672244Bought my copy of the international jew from there
>>222672248why are you picking on england? you know global climate catastrophe is .... GLOBAL right?
>>222672294well obviously this isn't allowed
pony pussy
someone posts some ponies, the very next message is ponyphobic nonsense
>>222672294
I should get points or something for successful reports
fixed oven
mares
they need to skip the round of 32. the group stage is only good to see little teams trying to damnedest after that it becomes about the big teams but there's still too many shitters in the 32 and possibly the last 16 but this time it's the best of the shitters who are there because they're the most boring shitters
what labour needs now is for blair to parachute into a seat and retake the helm
So the ponies get taken down that quick but yesterday janny leaves shit porn up for like ten minutes or longer and just autosages the thread
sir oven fixer
>>222672332the group stages should be the round of 32
>>222672336burnham will appointment him president of the republic
>>222672332yeah format is too bloated and I detest the hydradvert breaks easily the worst wc I have watched
handholding and bum pinches with my wife
>>222672324give some advice to this lad >>222672211
>>222672279It's obviously an argument, you brown mong.
gf wants to go out in manchester next weekend and booked a hotel that saturday.fucking cant be arsed
cricket is so fucking boring, i literally think people just pretend to like it because it's a class signifier
>>222672211best just killing yourself mate
>>222672361ok
instead of suffering in the brutal English heat, why not just move to America?we've plenty of air conditioning to go around lads
england looked fragile todayI think they will lose the next gamebecause the squadthe squad is fragile
>>222672346you despise them despite the fact that they dont even show you ads in your country? they have water breaks during the league season you numbskull
you lads ever have it where you have a good chat on day one of a match on hinge, then you follow it up and it just doesn't work and you can't remember what you did that worked the day before cos you were steaming and maybe she was too and isn't now or wasn't and now she is but regardless it's slipped away from you so you
>>222672367>working on rest daywait til the lord hears about this
>>222672384no i've never spoken to a woman
la police du ventre
who wants a fucking shag
>>222672382lovely fat slags
>>222672370i know there's a time difference i just didnt know it was a whole week
>>222672393
>>222672373probably resting which is smart but can take a while to get revved up again
>>222672401
does me head in when people say "fair play". such a non-statement, such a waste of the english language
>>222672382you just know she smells like hot dog water
>>222672382I unironically own the exact same boots as her
>>222672417fake bbl delete this slop
>>222672422fairs
>>222672357It's not an argument, ESL.
>>222672422really is a waste the auld king's innit
>>222672434See >>222672059Clearly an argument. Kill yourself.
mental that if sir tony blair become pm again he'd still be younger than trump
CLARKE OUTANGE INSIMPLE AS
>>222672417is she starving to death?
got a disease
>>222672422fair (this means 'i agree with you i suppose')
>>222672427fuck off
>>222672448That's not an argument, ESL
>>222672367cant even remember who she was but i know she kept showing herself offwonder if she was trying to attract a husband
>>222672454when was he not younger than trump then?
>>222672467Love you and I don't understand why you're so mean to me because I've apologised to you several times :(
>>222672467shut up>>222672485shut up
Just found out Brand New is going on tour for the 20th anniversary of The Devil and God and now I have to wait patiently and hope for UK dates to be added.
>>222672472Yes it is. No need to sign your posts.
fight fight fight
>>222672454mental that, he looks like a spring chicken
>>222672488Oh behave I'm trying to be kind and repair the friendshipI love them>>222672500You need dick
One time I went on periscope and there was a middle aged woman bathing a disabled middle aged man and everyone kept telling her how evil it was to be showing his body on livestream and she just kept saying she could do what she wanted. All anyone could do was report the stream but that man probably faced years more abuse after.
>>222672491>Brand New Who?>The Devil and GoWhat?
>>222672500>
let's play terraria
The Rise and Fall of Yhe Binble
>>222672494It's not an argument, ESL.
>>222672514band that /mu/ wanks off
binbled the living piss out of yhe
>>222672525Yes it is. No need to sign your posts.
>>222672523i'm too slleepyplay tomorrow?
>>222672540Yeah can do, got to make a brand new world though!
very chilly in my air conditioned bedroom. going to brush my teeth and then curl up under the covers trying to get warm x
cody: *plants a whoopie cushion on old man stephens lazy boy recliner*
>>222672539I accept your concession, ESL. I'm off to bed. You will reply to this message, because your master (me) commands it and good dogs always bark for master.
>>222672552>xfaggot bum boy
Need to spaff copious amounts of semen in her barren womb.
>>222672544okyou can do all the hard work for me
>>222672552bizarre lie
>>222672563Sent you flying to the land of nod.
>>222672570feckless bastard!
>>222672552womfy!
>>222672557s
Shut. it. down
https://youtu.be/miEqHSyuQtg
>>222672572you are fat and stupid and i bought a/c cos it is hot and you are fat and stupid and fat
>>222672606nighty night sweetpea x
>>222672600buy an ad
the getting ready for pregnant star
fat slagdemic
>>222672587get that ai slop outta here la
>>222672593Really funny bit this. maybe you should post an even smaller image. Then the whole thread will be laughing
Hello everybody, I'm autistic
You would have to eat three apples today to get the same iron and magnesium your grandfather got from one.
>>222672633how's that work then
we need to reclaim the word queer back again
>>222672625
>>222672640I'm hereI'm queerDrinken Beer
>>222672633You'd have to eat like fifty apples to get as much iron as just eating a chunk of iron
Look, I posted the image thumbnail!Haha, I bet you hate me now. Did I mention, I'm autistic?
>>222672656Seen her hairy flaps
>>222672646crs
a moth has entered my room
i'm herei'm neari'll fuck you in your ear(you will struggle to hear in stereo afterwards)
>>222672602cool off mate, no need to get heated
I was bullied quite harshly at school and depend on my limited capacity to interact with others online as my primary form of social contact.Haha, just kidding!
>>222672656nice hat
>>222672376they don't show ads here but they will soon if these continue also the league season ones are not the same kind of defined breaks in every game, hydration breaks in this wc is just a ploy for more ads plain and simple
https://youtu.be/xCIJJ2Rb368?si=dKMhPnYETS5WeC5I
>>222672638intensive farming
>>222672674and you talk to your ai dolly all dayrage on
>>222672674had me going for a second there
>>222672679>they will soon if these continue >the league season ones are not the same kind of defined breaks in every gamecap
>>222672638soil health has been raped over many decades by fertilisers, more fruit but the quality is far lower
I'm incapable of having actual conversations with people due to my poor ability to understand social situations Luckily my online friends understand my weird sense of humour and funny gimmicks. They're just like me!
>>222672656the most beautiful woman in the world
>>222672656From the thumbnail I thoughy that hair scrunchy thing was a black bloke's nappy hair and that this was a BMWF backshots selfie
>>222672673very cool already m8 thanks very much on account of the air conditioning you deny exists but you are still fat and stupid regardless of whether my bedroom is being cooled by technology or not because fat and stupid are your two main national traits
Hey, what up crodie.Haha, just kidding!
>>222672695cope on, reply to or reference this post to accept your concession
>>222672696>>222672685worrying developments, we shall have to wait for Burnham to sort it out
>>222672657
Black people, haha!
QUICK QUIZ!: DESCRIBE AMERICANS IN ONLY TWO WORDS.(10 points to the best entry)
>>222672729
Ooh you are seething tonight heather
who is the trans barbie in the barbie movie
>>222672740fatstupid
I've got no friends LOL
Is the subjective self or "I" who observes and interprets the world simultaneously not the same entity that makes the decisions that lead to action? I believe it is the same 'process', the sense of self emerges from a sense of centrality, because everything meets in your awareness, you are aware of the world in front of you, and the world of thoughts back there, you are the central point of all movements back and forth and what is awareness for but to process, assess, evaluate and end up with a decision on what comes next?It's true that when I close my eyes and let the thoughts flow, it feels like I'm external to this process, but, I keep track of the words that are provided and if and when they displease me, there I can say "no, this flow of words was wrong, let's do this again". In the "flow of thoughts" I wouldn't say I exercise my Will, but in saying "No" or "Yes", in evaluation and judgment, there is where I find *my* Will, it feels as though this is what *I* am, what the 'I' is, a consciousness that observes and says "yes" or "no" according to what it sees, and what it deems is good to sustain itself.
>A homophobic thug threw darts at a barman and subjected him to a tirade of abuse after he was asked to leave a pub because of his drunken behaviour.>The 35-year-old then started abusing him by mocking his sexuality and shouting out “a queer has been serving my beer all night”, before threatening to hunt him down and torture him.
Go on, post another Ricky image
>>222672753hari nef
Sir Richard Gervais
>>222672777always saying this
not a word of that tome
>>222672782
>>222672791would throat
Heather melty
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>>222672764We're all mates here tho aha...
Pooing out cum daughter or cumming out poo son
>>222672764
The normies day will come, you'll seeYou'll all see
>>222672791he gets shagged by dylan from severance in you
>>222672843don't get it
new >>222672845>>222672845>>222672845
>>222672834scramun
ricky gervais, bald and bankrupt, carl benjamini call that the "king henry viii" englishman type
the gervais gimmick is very effective ngl
>>222672829why was nobody giving her the dicking she needed?
>>222672855gervais is canadianbald is jewishsir carl of benjamin is from cape verde or something
>>222672132
