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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A FUCKING BOATING LICENSE I JUST WANT A BOAT BECAUSE IT IS A PRE-REQUISITE IN THIS COUNTRY FOR WHITE WHORES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER FUCK A DUCK!!!
>>222676136Have you read Perfume, or de Sade?
>>222676140wait, Tom Hardy's a rockstar, too?
Disagreeing with certain aspects of the country and its culture is one thing, but obsessive hatred of France is either Boomer or thirdie coded depending on the context
tfw no gf
put a little mustard on that mustard. then put it all back in the fridge because you forgot you had tin of sardines open. then put that in the fridge too because you forgot you had a beer open and an album on.
tfw no boat
Heart break is one thingMy ego's anotherI beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker
>>222676140Good new
I'm going through changes
so what do white whores demand in bulgaria because here white whores demand that you have big ass boats like fuck man so much for the saying whatever floats your fucking boat like I can't even buy a car in this gay-ass blump economy without leasing it for like 500 buxxx a month and nibbas be buying SUVs for 100k like who fucked your duck man fuck a duck!!!
>>222676184WOMAN-CHILD OF LOVE'S CREATIONCUMMON STEP INSIDE MY DREAMS
>>222676180>>222676140Samefag
>>222676184TUUUUUUUUURN AND FACE THE STRANGE
>>222676184The supreme court under blump ruled tranny surgeries as unconstitutional I will report you to the gay police they will make you straighter than the pole your mom dances on every night at the club where I go to and make it rain every fucking night fuck a duck!!!
>>222676171>tfw no boathttps://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM?si=BloBCCkO568A1zH7&t=27
>>222676186Normal things, having a car, a job, take em on vacation.
>>222676148Did you know illegals don't need a boating license in America?
For me, it's Bill Evans. https://youtu.be/ChQZMCuasJc
>>222676220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXt0GHf0_sgI didn't think you liked this one, but it's a great song of artifice, smoothness, and having a margarita
People want to keep animals safe yet have no problem killing small bugs
>>222676238was about to dab on you but I realized the album I was thinking of was chet baker
>>222676229so how the fuck will I learn how to drive a fucking boat
>>222676260You use ai for that
>>222676260by having basic understanding of a steering wheel
>>222676253I'm not a big fan of vocal jazz either. I do like sum Melody Gardot and the OCCASIONAL Chet Baker tho. https://youtu.be/qy-c_rF9ck8 Big fan of this live album of hers. Also great hips n arse.
>>222676260play GTA
>>222676186how's bulgaria doing these days? my mom used to send money to one of those adopt a refugee things to... what the hell was it, my brain's hitting a trainstop... serbia! Jesus Christ, i had to look up a list of all the countries in the world to remember! anyway, she used to send money to one of those charities because it was all war-torn and fucked up at the time, and the lady she was "sponsoring" eventually stopped sending letters back. now, my impression was that all those were probably fake and it was a scam. my mom was worried that she'd gotten exploded by a missile. but i like to think she was real, and that she just made it outta there. on some white dude's yacht, clean and grooving. but, i tend to want everyone grooving nautical.
>>222676240>didn't think you liked this oneThis is an absolute chune what are you talking about..Fantastic chorus!I've posted this before but in summer I'm really feeling their vibes, I think you said you dig em.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA5qntqBPCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0yteeXjjmc
>>222676275the album Im thinking of does indeed have an awful vocal jazz sectionBUT the rest of it is 10/10
>>222676286It was probably Kosovo
Life is one big party when you're still youngBut who's gonna have your back when it's all doneIt's all good when you're little, you have pure funCan't be a fool, son, what about the long run?
>>222676292oooohhh lawd have moicy, that first one's smooth! it's latter-day smooth!
>>222676292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i79Vk5YduQA&list=RDi79Vk5YduQAnow this is a 2010's masterclass in gaining your sea legs
>>222676238bill evans was my first ever play on spotifyactually his jazz 625 performance is my go-to background music for having company
Here u niggas go: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVXtQHwn0Z_iTUj8VQTB6jZy
I feel like a big reason why /tv/ is dying is because it's becoming a bit of a retirement home for oldfags.
>>222676352Dl'ing now.
>>222676354wow, two whole albums
Sad situation in America
>>222676373crazy that other retards like miles davis and john coltrane are more popular but I think like satie bill evans will rise above his contemporaries slowly over time as people are able to digest his sophisticated works
>>222676377oh, if you turn down music, you're a fool, and not my nigga.
>>222676357you just reminded me of a star wars thread I wanted to make there
>>222676387chipped tooth ass bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f4xTcKKLjA&list=RDi79Vk5YduQATOPS of Montreal are such a great band, they have a light touch, they were in Ari Aster's Arizona movie
>>222676387would have sweaty degrading sex with
>>222676252Bugs are vermin
altho I have to say it was complete shit that Ari Aster made an Arizona movie...that was like when Wes Anderson made a Japan movie...why?!?
>watching movies with Jewish directors
>>222676419>ArizonaThat was New Mexico but as an Arizonan it 100% hits close to home in a way that's extremely painful. Brilliant film, one of the very few this decade.
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>>222676426that's like half of them!
>>222676426if you really care about that then you'd better watch continental shit from France
>>222676426movies with non-jewish directors are worsethe brutalist was the worst thing I've ever seen and anybody who likes that movie is either deranged or retarded
>>222676331>>222676331yeah really good, the girl is from South Africa but based in Berlin I think - Alice Phoebe Lou, I think she is great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUpygVwmpVIcheck her stuff out>>222676342I can't open this link for some reason, the embed shit doesn't work
>>222676410she wants a bf, not a sex guy to have sex with
>>222676452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8v7cYX7YwTOPS are a great band and you should hear them
>>222676426Bringing out the dead is kino
>>222676462You have posted them, it's in my playlist of course
>>222676459beggars can't be choosers
>>222676489women are okay with being incels because they actually hate sex
this swig goes out to all the /cum/bums out there, no matter your wlak of lifeunless youre jason or goshpedo, then kill yourself
>>222676478I CAN BRING HOME THE BACONI CAN EEEVEN COOK
tfw no pink haired GF
>>222676513kek, zoom zoom was posting in that thread too.
>>222676513>we're le so awkwardtell it to the mountain, OK?
>>222676513Knives was a way better gf than Ramona
Doesn't take much and that's messed upBecause these people do a lot of simple shit to impress usWhile everyone was trying to out-do the last manI was just a ghost tryna catch some Ms. Pac-manHello ma'am, would you be interestedIn some sexual positions and emotional investmentsSee, I'm not insane, in fact I'm kind of rationalWhen I be askin', "Yo, where did all the passion go?"East coast, West coast, down South, MidwestNowadays everybody knows how to get fresh
>>222676526I stopped posting in it after a bit because it was clear that all the guys there were just going to give me smug Dad-tier advice about women that doesn't work and hasn't worked in at least a decade.
>>222676551well, son, the main thing about getting with a girl is wearing a college sweater and sporting a winning smile!
>>222676513she is quite ugly
The crowds are wild
chat are we goonpilled or retentionpilled
>>222676528redditors could probably flounder a date with a mountain, too.
>>222676551you didn't like someone calling you a supreme gentleman?
Tea's on :3
found Zoom Zoom's pic
>>222676574she's beautiful inside and out
>>222676603I have the opposite problem of this guy; he's a rich ugly guy, I'm a poor decent looking guy
why can't farts smell good?
>>222676551At least you're not like Leonardo who is literally writing notes to girls in his university gym with his phone number on them and starting conversations on tinder with "so what's your body count?" at least you're not doing that I guess
>>222676622because then they wouldn't be farts! use your head, canada. if everything smelled good, you wouldn't know what good was.
>>222676630should men not be doing that?
>>222676622Everyone likes their own brand.
>>222676640
>>222676635ok but why not just make it a neutral smell. Burping is neutral.
>>222676650Far from it!
>>222676648THE GARLOIDS HAVE MUTATED! WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH!
HEIL.DARK.LORD.VADER.SMOKE.KUSH.GET.HIGH.https://youtu.be/cnDvS_HpOR0
>>222676650not mine, i enjoy seafood and cheap beer. people are lucky if all i do is fart. i burp and an angel faints.
>>222676630Part of me wishes I was dumb and innocent enough to be that free-spirited and neotenous but then I'm reminded of everything else about thirdies like that be they Brazilian or Indian and am then grateful I'm the opposite.
>>222674150>>222674150>>222674150>>222674150just recycle
>>222676731you can't choose to be neotenous, have you ever read of W.H. Auden?
>>222676744We;ll use this one after this one dies>>222676747>have you ever read of W.H. AudenNo because I'm not a pederast
>time of your life comes onahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
>>222676764good replyyou could do worse tho, lilke Ted Hughes
I wish the Brazilian was still posting.
>all these people with their "problems" meanwhile i found the solutionof course i can't post it here because "people" will freak out
>>222676813t. micropenis
>>222676800He comes here every now and then
>>222676813"problems" and "people" and "quotation marks". "pipe" "down", "loser."
>>222676622my farts smell heavenly
I made a PH account
>>222676871I had one in high school using my high school email (which was also the username) but it got nuked along with the HS email account. Luckily all the videos I commented on got nuked too because it was mostly animations and leaked movies/shows that got purged.
>>222676871you say to yourself I post the most reprehensible shit on 4chan, but then you see this
>>222676839that's actually one of the few problems i dont haveunless you're saying that because you're upset i won't spill the beans>>222676864"uhm"no"i"won't""pipe"down""
https://youtu.be/b8R9gzt0F3M
THE CUERVO GOOOOOOLDTHE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE COLOMBIANmake TONIIIIIIGHT a wonderful thing
https://youtu.be/rE8y7QAJ3ug
>>222676995SAY IT AGAAAAIIIIIN
>>222676941alright, then pipe up. i can't hear you. I'M A LITTLE DEAF IN THIS HEMISPHERE.
Funny that one guy is malding in the other thread for no reason as if we're not just going to recycle it after this one anyway lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4
>>222677044It's still funny that that is in fact Walter Becker
feel drunk, but Im coherent, so not drunkIm at that horrible edifice of drunk but not drunk
>>222677038oh, if he's that impatient, he needs a soother and a diaper, not a /cum/ thread. we'll wind by, for goodness sake. we won't miss your birthday party.
>>222677082One more drink is what you need to cruise over into /druk/ territory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMzkaOY0bKA
prep the spindizzy! we're blowing this joint!
Just jerked it to an oiled up nerdy pawg e-thought with super pale skin taking it up the ass to the tune of this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=A7DLD1tYOnw&Goodnight /cum/
Found out the new cute girl at my work is a Mormon. I could never get with a heretic. Such a shame
>>222677167Yes if I were Slovenian I would have a girlfriend
>>222677173Link
>>222677096>cruiseI am vamping so hard rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DmdAwUbxc
>>222677191:-(
>>222677017>pipe up°•○.<==U>deaftoo bad my braille is rusty, you'd think i have a lisp
>>222677180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABdDCqSg0fc
NYC is a magical place full Jews & wops.
I feel real bad for eastern European jews who died in the holocaust. The world would be a better place if there was more fiddler on the roof jews than Epstein jews
>>222677267is it a CRIME to eat a sammich with your dog?
>>222677267why is nyc full of jews?
>>222677272Now ain’t that the damn truth!!
>>222677272I once courted a Jewess YABADADABADABADABDUM!
>>222677294because ellis island was the landing spot for like 80% of europe
>>222677193I used to jerk to this on the hub back in the day but alas they have the age verification ID stuff in my state and I don't use porn as much anyway so I only go to Xitter when I need a quick jerk before bed and amn't sufficiently horny, so here it is: https://x.com/Kz7x3k/status/2068404177609367862Girls like this are very common in my old state of MN btw.
Also while the hashtags make it look like it's Blacked I swear to god on my life it isn't, it's a similarly pale White guy with a big willy.
Pork Shanks are done, now the rice and potatoes...zero sleep has been had
salutations fine shyt
>>222677326i've heard that jews in israel are actually the most racistthere are many asian workers—from places like china, thailand, vietnam, and the philippines at construction sites in israel, and i’ve heard the racism there is just as terrible as the discrimination indian workers face in gulf arab countries
IIIIIIIIIII am a maaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAANNNN rom old kenTUCKYYYYYYYYYYYthe place where IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIwas born n raised
>>222677214nah, i'd only assume you have a lisp for the other reason.
Jello niggas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-1qyS1wjj4
>>222677411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQQbjpomexoThe Vamp takes its' casualties...and yet we groove, brother
>>222677433>jews in israel are actually the most racistThey literally believe everyone non-Jewish are cattle so yeah unsurprisingly they're probably the most racist people of any developed country.Also most Jews in Israel aren't even Ashkenazi like American Jews, most of them now like Ben-Gvir are Mizrahi and from across the Middle East and North Africa where they're literally no different from retarded violent Arabs apart from their religion.
Might have smoked a few in my time But never thought it was a crime!!!
If 4chan led bad why 4channers report minors to the mods but discordians let them roam?
SUICIDE WATCH, NIGGA / KEEL YRSELF https://youtu.be/fN-xq7t6pKw
C'è Distefano
4 amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCkx1y6Kg1o
>>222677508
>cattle ass goy has an opinion
>>222677877I dont understand how men can wear those beach shorts, half of my dick would be hanging out on the side
Just beat Super Mario Odyssey and I think I might prefer DK Bananza
>>222677891It's a European thing, I never understood it. But that was years ago, now I barely see it.
>>222677907I mean, they do look comfy, if you can manage to keep it tucked in
>>222677872Ue Geppi, sono qui Stong' 'e vacanza 'n Germania.
>>222677891this is one of the advantages of being a grower. my dick is the size of a vienna just normal and chilling out. it's only when there's a world to be eaten, that jormungandr raises its head and pulls back its hood.
>>222677922I'm not packing much so, but I don't think they are comfortable or look good.
>>222677934I dont believe you
>>222678055Kek
Just obliterated a spider.
...all until the goombas 'gooled too deep and too greedily
/cum/ has been angsty recently
I don't stand by anything I say
Just obliterated another spider.
https://youtu.be/DH2KEa_WeZ0
Just obliterated, another, spider.
>just got on a debt relief program for my credit card last month>won't even be able to make the first halved payment on timeif I don't get one of these jobs I applied for I'm finna blast myself on fonem radio
testing bloody bachod
>>222678778
Going to toil while you piece of shit neets lay in bed all cozy
>>222679311erm I'm literally about to do neck day before I go into work in an hour and half sooo......
People take hard drugs to emulate the experience I have naturally
